Ladies, let's be real with one another. Whether you're walking down the street, dancing at a bar, or browsing online, creepy people somehow always feel the need to bring their unwanted sexual innuendos into your day. Ignoring the creeps and walking away is one option. Burning them so bad with the best comebacks that they run off crying to tell their mom is another.
With this list, we're giving you an entire arsenal of firepower to whip out the next time that guy you went on one date with suddenly asks for a sexting session. Or that guy you've been 'sort of' texting gets a little sexual predator-y vibe with his emojis. Or that guy you literally just said 'hi' to wants to know what you would do if you were with him right now. These losers aren't very original, are they?
Scroll down to see the comebacks of the century, and don't forget to vote for the ones that you'll be mentally noting for future use if an unexpected sexting message reaches you.
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Where Do You Want It?
Thanks, But No
Practical Comeback
Lame Pickup Lines
Don't Flatter Yourself
Revealing Enough?
I used to chat with a guy who also loved exchanging pics, somehow. Once he asked me to show some parts of myself. He asked for "anything" so I sent a pic of my hand. He spent days talking about how perfect my hand is. What a weirdo.
Did You Fall From Heaven?
Bamboozled
I Told You It's Dark
Ok Cool
Yeah, I really feel like being "okay with dating plus-sized women" would go without saying if she is a large woman you're attempting to date. No need to pat yourself on the back for it.
Why Are We In The Kitchen
Funny Comebacks
A Good Looking Couple
A Proper Answer
This is the opposite of the word Sex from a form where smart ass people write "twice a day"...
Amnesia
Getting My Sleep
Taking Souls
T.j. Is quite the charmer, huh! Who would hook up with this moron?
Lacks Dolphins
Favorite Jokes
Mated To Zaltxabar
Funny Women Comebacks
Funny Women Comebacks
15 years old? I wonder how much money he has while still being illegal for sex.
Funny Women Comebacks
I'd have to ask why he's wearing my clothes now.. I just washed them, jerk.
Funny Women Comebacks
