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Scrolling through the day's news can be depressing, to say the least. You'd be forgiven for wanting to give it all a miss now and again...

But between the global crises and political turmoil, lies a whole parallel universe. Here, the headlines sound less like fact and more like sitcom plotlines that never made it to TV. Think "Seal breaks into New Zealand home, traumatises cat and hangs out on couch," or "A rare bird in England turned out to be a sea gull covered in curry." You just can't make this stuff up, no matter how hard you try.

If you're looking for some light relief in the midst of another dreary news cycle, you've come to the right place. Bored Panda has gathered up an awesome list of palate cleansers from media outlets across the globe. They're a great reminder that not every news story has to leave you with a heavy heart, and chaos often has a great sense of humor.

#1

This Is Funny

Man arrested for placing fake arrow decals on IKEA floor, causing a no-exit labyrinth in wild incident headlines.

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Sally Moen
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14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Follow-up story has police coming to arrest him and being unable to find the exit

Upstaged75
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14 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like his thinking! 😁 But what was he charged with? Very curious to know.

Maya_D
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8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vandalism is my best guess?

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Caffeinated Ape
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30 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perennial favourite, that one. I'm always a fan of the ones that essentially contain entire worlds unto themselves.

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Trillian
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6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: It was an employee

Cee Cee
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4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't need fake arrows I get lost in my local IKEA all too easily.

Eggwodd
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4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's the problem, it's basically keeping customers IN the store!

Bill Swallow
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4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... Remember the scene near the end in 'Animal House'? Where, during the parade, the Deltas lead the marching band into a dead-end alley? And they all get crunched in there with nowhere to go? (When the Ikea runs out of Swedish Meatballs, all those trapped shoppers will turn cannibalistic.)

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There’s an old adage in journalism/news circles that “if it bleeds, it leads.” That’s why you’ll often notice a news bulletin beginning with all the negative and grim stuff like disasters, wars, or crime.

While many of us complain that the news is too negative, research shows that typically, people pay more attention to (and tend to remember) negative experiences over positive ones. It's something psychologists call our ‘negativity bias.’

"We’re more likely to spot angry faces than happy ones in a crowd, and many languages have a much wider vocabulary for describing negative emotions than jolly ones," explains BBC's Science Focus.

That's not to say consuming a lot of negative news is good for us...

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    #2

    Absolutely Mad

    Headline about a pub warned after a DJ played Peppa Pig theme during a police walk-in, illustrating wild incidents making headlines.

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    Skogsrået
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hillarious lol.

    Kid Murray
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    4 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warned with what? What are they gonna do? Fortunately, calling out cops is protected free speech in my country. So if I say that 99% of cops are tiny-brained, linear-thinking rednecks who became cops because it's the only job that gives them some power over their social and intellectual superiors, and that I enjoy it when a cop gets shot in the stomach and is left to slowly die screaming in agony and horror, I'm allowed to say that. Not that I would say that.

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    #3

    My Spirit Animal

    Seal inside a New Zealand home causing a wild incident by traumatising a cat and hanging out on the couch.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    14 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he does look apologetic. 🤷‍♀️

    Nele Heivers
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best thing about this: the house owner is a marine biologist, but was not home at the time. The marine biology came to his house and he missed it...

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red, roos have a pouch....

    Lyop
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaww, he didn't mean to and the cat started it!!

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂bless his heart. ❤️

    Excessive consumption of negative news can be more harmful than we might realize. For one, it can trigger the body’s “fight or flight” response.

    "Adrenaline is then released, and so is the stress hormone, cortisol. When our bodies are in this state, we experience the same symptoms we might experience if we were under threat," explains an info sheet released by John Hopkins University. "These symptoms include rapid heart rate, shallow breathing, upset stomach, etc."

    Doom-scrolling or watching upsetting footage and news bulletins can also increase symptoms related to anxiety and depression. In fact, for some people, it takes just 14 minutes of dreary news consumption for their depression and anxiety symptoms to rise. They're worsened if someone feels helpless about what's happening in the world.

    #4

    At No Point Did I Guess Where The Headline Was Going Next

    Friendly crow wearing a small hat inside Oregon elementary school during wild incidents that made headlines.

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    StPaul9
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a devious crow around once. It learnt to swear from the neighbours, actually taunted people as it avoided traps and had to be captured by trained wildlife staff and taken somewhere else. In future, don't leave food out for them.

    Lyop
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To do what exactly?!!

    Kid Murray
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warned with what? What are they gonna do? Fortunately, calling out cops is protected free speech in my country. So if I say that 99% of cops are tiny-brained, linear-thinking rednecks who became cops because it's the only job that gives them some power over their social and intellectual superiors, and that I enjoy it when a cop gets shot in the stomach and is left to slowly die screaming in agony and horror, I'm allowed to say that. Not that I would say that.

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is any of that related to a crow befriending children?

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    Sally Moen
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing someone found out about the crow and reported it as a danger to the kids. Sounds like it had been there for awhile

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    #5

    Imagine You're Cycling On A Country Road And You See That On The Side

    Man standing in deep pothole surrounded by grass, illustrating wild incidents that made surprising headlines.

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    bkwrm636
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a hole, certainly, but a pothole? It does not look like it impacts the road. If you hit it with your car you have bigger problems.

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I hope he came back for him

    #6

    Roses Are Red, Butter Is Creamy

    Yellow council gritter machine parked on snowy road at night, part of wild incidents that made headlines.

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    Meowzers!
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scotland has the best named gritters. Theres even an interactive map where you can track where each gritter currently is, just in case you wanted to go out and find Lord Coldemort, or Sled Zeppelin, or Snowmer Simpson.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll be summer by the time you call it in.

    Julie S
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope this happens.

    Kid Murray
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Writer David Segaris has a garbage truck named after him.

    John Hopkins' experts add that negative news can become addictive, especially when you're getting it from social media.

    "Clickbait headlines and social media algorithms are designed to keep you coming back for more, making it difficult to stop returning to apps for your news," they say.

    Thankfully, there are ways to protect yourself... Taking a break from the news cycle and scrolling through this hilarious list of headlines is just one of them.

    #7

    Not At All Heroes Wear Capes

    Men dressed as traffic cones block road at night, causing police to be called in a wild incident reported in the news.

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    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Hillsboro Oregon dancing frogs need these guys at their ongoing ICE protests

    Multa Nocte
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know - I can see ICE agents running them over and pretending they thought they were real traffic cones.

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    Bill Swallow
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're cosplaying as the VLC Media Player!"

    V
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bucks party in the UK?

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't have 'bucks parties', we have 'stag parties'.

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    Multa Nocte
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Devo in their later years.

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    13 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hy guys, I've got an idea. Look, hear me out.....

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    #8

    Can’t Blame Him

    Paralysed man uses brain implant to communicate first words in months in wild incidents that made headlines.

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He deserves it after what he's been thru.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he got that pint to , he’s earned it x

    Daisydaisy
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this really a thing, a "brain implant"? Sounds very unlikely to me!

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    #9

    But Ghosts Are Pretend

    Man fined for pretending to be ghost in cemetery after wild incident making headlines worldwide.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean really, how is that against the law? 😂

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So,e people have no sense of humour do they 😂😂

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in Portsmouth have no sense of humor

    Another is to identify your triggers. "Take some time to think about what subjects stir symptoms of anxiety and depression. Some people may be more reactive to global conflict while others may feel more affected by racial injustice," suggests the John Hopkins team. "Once you’ve figured out what has the strongest impact on you, you can limit your consumption of media with triggering content."

    #10

    60 Cupcakes?

    Black bear caught on camera in wild incident walking into bakery and eating dozens of cupcakes outdoors near parked cars.

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    NightOwlPanda
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the bear is being shamed for eating the cupcakes in-house rather than taking them home first like the rest of us do?

    Bored Jellyfish
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like the start of math problem.

    JL
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else is he going to do? If it were "Black bear walks into garage, eats mufflers", that's a headline.

    badger
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smarter than the average bear ...

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    #11

    This Might Be My New Favorite Headline And Photo Combo Ever

    Man mowing lawn near a tornado with storm clouds in the background capturing wild incidents in headlines.

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    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for posting this. I had this saved and had it printed out (yeah, it's a boomer act) for my fridge, but mislaid it. To me, this is the best meme ever

    Laura Gillette
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what living in America feels like right now. Except for the peopke who are already in the tornado.

    Eugene the Jeep
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He figured he wouldn't have to rake up the clippings.

    Eggwodd
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know how nasty those HOAs can be!

    Julie S
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When his house is on the news having been totally ruin by the tornado no one can complain his lawn was too long.

    Danielle Hardesty
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in Tornado alley, It's gotta be much closer before I care.

    #12

    What A Headline

    Parrots removed from UK safari park after teaching each other to swear and laughing, a wild incident making headlines.

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    UnclePanda
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they were using... fowl language?

    Littlemiss
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I recall they were 12 Grey African parrots, who taught the other parrots to swear and heckle visitors.

    Eggwodd
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd pay extra for that.

    ALittleKnownGoddess
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always love to see this. Signed: Her parrot

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    The experts believe it's safer to read the news rather than watch it. Harsh visuals are more likely to trigger you or send you into a spiral than words.

    By pausing your doom-scrolling and reading this instead, you're doing yourself a big favor. "Doom scrolling might help you feel more informed about how to protect yourself from the troubles of the world, but it ultimately does more harm than good," notes the site. "Aim for no more than 30 minutes per day if possible."

    #13

    Possibly The Funniest Headline To Ever Grace A News Site

    A raccoon causing a liquor-fueled rampage with broken bottles in a store aisle and lying near a toilet.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I don't think I'd want to mess with a drunk raccoon. Too many teeth.

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened not far from where I live. The raccoon was picked up by the local animal control, and released back into the wild after sleeping off his bender

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a repeat offender.

    Multa Nocte
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given how sh‍it‍ty the poor animal would have felt the next day I wouldn't call this "the funniest headline ever."

    Colleen Smith
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s fine. A few days later he broke into the card/collectables shop in the same center. This is my town, Ashland, Va.

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    Julie S
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there done that.

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    #14

    That Man? The Fire Department

    Screenshot of a surprising wild incident headline about a man ordering 18,000 waters at a Taco Bell drive-through.

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    MonsterMum
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bloomin AI wasting water again

    Erik Naumann
    Community Member
    49 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should all be prodding AI like this when given the chance. It's funny getting an AI to passionately argue there are only 2 R's in strawberry. Causing it to act in a physically destructive way makes people "rethink". Or think for the first time, I suppose. It's best we get this out of the way with free 12oz cups of water before it's in charge of weapons or something.

    #15

    Try Eating In The Bed, Then Sleeping. You Can Have So Much Fun In Bed, Trust Me

    Headline about the oldest living person describing life as a punishment in wild incidents made headlines.

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    Even if you feel helpless about everything going on around you, never forget that you can make a positive difference to the world. Every little bit goes a long way.

    You might consider getting involved in some charity work, or joining a group that is working on the issues that you are most passionate about. This not only helps other people but it can empower you as well.

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    #16

    At Spotting A Rare Bird

    Person in blue uniform holding a seagull covered in curry, a wild incident featured in headline news.

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    Marija S
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pre-seasoned now to cook it 😋 🤣

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still prefer my hot buttered albatross.

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    Mike F
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    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, that's probably pretty rare after all.

    homer
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that cant be good

    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting, I thought Tiggywinkles only rescued hedgehogs ?

    Julie S
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No they rescue all wildlife.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm how the hell he get covered in curry 😂😂yeah don’t answer that actually 😂

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    #17

    My WiFi Goes Out Again. Those Sharks Again I Swear

    Shark attacking undersea fiber-optic cables, a wild incident making headlines for its impact on the global internet.

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    SouthernGal
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “My dog ate my homework” has just been updated to “a shark ate my internet”.

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you sharks, you're doing the Lord's work

    CP
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why. That is interesting.

    Laura Gillette
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have sensory organs that detect electromagnetic activity, which helps them hunt fish by detecting the weak electromagnetic fields their bodies produce. They think it might be a new kind of fish.

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    Eugene the Jeep
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by my provider, they also set the pricing.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps they are protesting price gouging by biting cable

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    #18

    Duck Commits Second Speeding Offence

    Mallard duck caught by Swiss speed camera breaking speed limit in wild incident hard to believe from headlines

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should have learned after last time....

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If there's any fine, officer, you can put it on my bill."

    Julie S
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ducking hell!

    #19

    “Plumber Returns To Re-Clog Pipe After Restaurant Refuses To Pay Bill”

    Plumber in orange jacket using tools on a pipe outside after restaurant refuses to pay, part of wild incidents headlines.

    The owner of the restaurant is quoted as saying that the plumber/situation is “ridiculous” and that they’d hate for something similar to happen to his other clients… I bet his other clients pay him!

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally valid! There have also been stories about construction companies taking their word down and landscapers removing grass they installed. I mean, the power company can turn off your electricity if you don't pay. 🤷‍♀️

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE that! I think that's exactly what should happen. Don't pay for the work, don't get the product whatever that is.

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    DEE RAVEN
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    6 hours ago

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    Home interior decorator. That had an issue with payment. Received deposit that was half agreed amount. Rest due upon completion. Still had keys went back and took half of everything. One panel from each set of drapes, table no top among other things. When ask why it's the half you paid for. Promptly paid in full

    Bill Swallow
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a difficult concept. If you don't pay, you don't get to benefit from the work.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fake news, no plumbers crack.

    Eggwodd
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost, he's wearing an international orange thong.

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    #20

    It's Difficult To Get A Man To Understand Something When His Salary Depends On His Not Understanding It

    Screenshot of a PC Gamer article about Microsoft's head of AI and public dislike related to AI incidents in headlines.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how whiny they're getting over the fact that everyone hates their stupid AI garbage being forced into everything.

    joseph legatt
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for being picky but Microslop is spelled wrong.

    Fungus John
    Community Member
    40 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how Jensen Huang is crashing out over people being critical of AI, when AI is making it impossible for people to buy his companies d**n products. cognitive dissonance through the roof.

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: AI was used to write the headline

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    #21

    Irony At Its Best

    Headline about Japan’s robot hotel laying off robots after creating more work for humans in wild incidents news.

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the velociraptor robots are back on the front desk. Also some of the robots have been switched to holograms. The hotel chain is Henn na or 変な meaning strange

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like they need a good union

    #22

    Frog

    Headline from Futurism about AI-generated police report falsely claiming officer transformed into frog in wild incident making headlines.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen a pig transformed into a frog. However, I would certainly pay to see it!

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    48 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turned out Princess and the Frog was on in the background and the AI incorporated it into the report.

    Eggwodd
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are cops using AI generated police reports??

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did he turn into a frog?

    #23

    I Mean

    Hiker lost for 24 hours ignoring rescuer calls highlights wild incidents made headlines worldwide.

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    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His efforts are rewarded by being used as a cautionary tale of what NOT to do if lost in the woods

    JL
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they had a signal but weren't calling for help, they weren't lost. They were just trying to get away from the people calling them.

    Fire Singer
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking! How were they lost if they had phone signal???

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    #24

    Funny Headline

    Wildlife photographer captures mystery animal that turns out to be a lost wig among flowers in nature.

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    #25

    Who Would Have Thought

    Headline from Metro news about an American TikTok traveller upset over French people speaking French in France, highlighting wild incidents.

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    Ace
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF this was widely misreported at the time, she was just complaining about how rude the Parisians were compared with people she'd met on her travels in the rest of Europe. And it's true, they really are, ask any non-Parisian French person.

    Kid Murray
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they really aren't. Parisians expect people to take a little time and learn about their way of doing things, interacting with people etc. If you don't, they assume you couldn't be bothered to show even a minimum of respect, which you couldn't, and they'll treat you in kind. I, and every other tourist who takes ten whole minutes to learn how to conduct ourselves, find Parisians to be generally friendly and welcoming.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How very rude of them to speak their language in their country , like really 😂

    JL
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a guillotine-able offense?

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a quote in German "how was I supposed to know they speak Spanish in Spain?" I think it was someone who tried moving to Spain

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Les Américains sur les réseaux sociaux sont parfois les amis, parfois les piles de merde

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they know other people come to their country and NOBODY speaks French anymore!!

    #26

    That's Funny

    Giant Burger King Whopper rolls through town causing destruction in a wild incident making surprising headlines.

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge of the giant burger, new horror movie soon to your theaters.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get for putting Killer Tomatoes on your burgers!

    les
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have it your way at bk

    azubi
    Community Member
    10 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the tomatoes.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attack of the killer tomatoes 🍅

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    #27

    Never Not Thinking About This Headline

    Headline in black text on a white background describing wild incidents and public survey results.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - attributed to Winston Churchill

    homer
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure this isnt the US?

    Julie S
    Community Member
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True that.

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    #28

    This Is Looney Toons Level Of Destruction

    Man causes explosion at home in Europe while chasing fly, one of the wild incidents making unexpected headlines.

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was he swatting the fly with, a blow torch?

    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets be glad it wasn't a spider.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaking gas canister in kitchen, he tried to get the fly with one of those electric swatters, a spark from it triggered a gas explosion.

    Laura Gillette
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could understand this if it were a spider. Seems like an overreaction for a fly.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't that in a Breaking Bad episode?

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    #29

    What A Statement

    BBC news headline about a wild incident in Gloucestershire featuring a cheese rolling race winner refusing cheese.

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    James016
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm just here for the serious injuries"

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upon hearing that remark, Wallace had to be taken to hospital.

    Eggwodd
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching this is a hoot.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The slo-mo guys turned up for this. You too can watch living bodies ragdolling down a hill in glorious slow motion while wondering "just why?".

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheltenham general hospital hates the cheese rolling ,coopers hill is bloody dangerous totally , used to keep my horses near there , you gotta be of your rocker to do this I gotta say ,

    Lauora
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived there for many years and only horses near the hill were my next door neighbours and close friends. The next closest horses were a good few fields over. 🤔🤔🤔

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    #30

    A Piece Of Tape Makes You A Hacker According To Business Insider

    Hackers used tape on a speed sign to trick Teslas into accelerating, a wild incident making unusual headlines.

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    The Goo King
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It absolutely qualifies as being a hacker. Making technology do stuff it was not meant to be doing is the definition. It's just that often it's something deceptively simple, like aplastic whistle to get free phone calls, ahigh vis jacket to access secure areas or a bit of tape to confuse an driverless car.

    hyperunknown
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohyeah, good'ol blackboxing and blueboxing with modems :D

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've driven a Renault 8n France that would have been fooled by this. Cruise control matches speed limits. It's an awesome feature!

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, our Renault also shows you what the speed limit is where everywhere you are. I can't believe that Teslas don't have this simple technology, so the drivers get what they deserve from a s‍hi‍t‍ty car that isn't using current technology.

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    #31

    Let's Call Him An Illegal Dinosaur

    Huge alligator captured in North Carolina, sparking wild incidents and unusual news headlines nationwide.

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See you later alligator....

    HellsBells
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I played this song as we went out of my late husbands funeral

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, can we talk about how it would appear to be possible to have a dinosaur *with* proper papers?

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    #32

    This Is A Real Article

    News article about Cambridge Dictionary adding Gen Z slang term skibidi, highlighting wild incidents making headlines in language changes.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so us old people can look up the definition of the words the kids today are saying. 😂 My niece is only in Kindergarten but over the holidays she kept saying 6-7 at me. 🙄 I think it only gets worse from here on out....

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the 6-7 about? I think I missed that one 😅

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    Ace
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New words can be added if they're used enough, old words can be removed if they're not. language is fluid, dictionaries exist to help us understand what and how words are currently in use, not to tell us which words we are and are not allowed to use.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dictionary should keep the old ones, but mark them as being archaic, because sometimes you need to check what the heck is going on with 19th century book talking about intercourse and ejaculation in public without any sëxy context, lol

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what does 'skibidi' mean?

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the opposite of mid. Basically means the equivalent of " cool"

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    Julie S
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always support the Oxford dictionary in the boat race!

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    #33

    It’s Really Cute

    Blue Blob artwork vandalized with googly eyes in a wild incident making headlines about unusual events.

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    Fellfromthemoon
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that thing is an outdoor artwork, then either it shall withstand much more than a pair of googy eye-removal, or it's just a temporary artwork meant to perish in a limited time.

    UnclePanda
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the 'authorities' released wet blanket language without actually inspecting 'the damage.'

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    Julie S
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks better.

    Eggwodd
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on - Goo Gone works miracles!

    #34

    No Way

    Crab wearing a sponge as a hat discovered in Western Australia, one of the wild incidents making headlines recently.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like SpongeBob and Mr.Crabs are fighting over payment again

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    #35

    Egg-Cellent Heist

    Thieves stealing 100,000 organic eggs off a trailer in Pennsylvania amid rising egg prices reported as wild incident.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, the police are "scrambling" :D

    Multa Nocte
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but that's not enough eggs to account for the "sky-high cost of eggs in the US right now."

    Magnell
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they meant the heist was due to the prices

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    #36

    Offer

    Hospital lost patient’s skull and offered gas card as recompense in a wild incident making headlines.

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    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a piece they took out for access. They misplaced it.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've come across a couple of kleptomaniac nurses, but this is ridiculous.

    Kid Murray
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the basis of a Troy McClure movie.

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    #37

    I Think It's Too Late Now

    Japanese police apologize at grave of wrongfully accused man in a rare wild incident making surprising headlines.

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    Heffalump
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was the British police they'd still be denying any wrongdoing.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure he was glad to hear it.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    10 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The looks on these men's faces are quite (puts sunglasses on) grave.

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    #38

    So Many Questions

    Headline from YorkshireLive about a wild incident where a mum was threatened with social services over her huge eyebrows.

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    Maya_D
    Community Member
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I googled this and wow… she looks insane 🤣

    ALittleKnownGoddess
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I followed the trail (and can I just say that I hate how so many links take us through the site formerly known as Twitter) and the problem is that she inked those eyebrows in herself which was certainly a choice.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ty Charlie , omg they are bloody awful aren’t they 😱JUST WHY 🤦‍♀️

    Eggwodd
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How big? Abe Vigoda big??

    #39

    Pretty Smart

    Headline about a boyfriend arrested for fraud in Japan after deceiving 35 women with different birthdays for gifts.

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    Skogsrået
    Community Member
    Premium
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must admit that i'm impressed how he managed dating 35 different people at once.

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I found out my husband was involved with, let's say even 5 other women, I'd be impressed I think. :P Mad sure, but I'd have to admit to being slightly impressed. The amount of planning and effort that would go into that so I didn't learn about it would be pretty impressive!

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    Eggwodd
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when are gifts considered fraud?

    Julie S
    Community Member
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this idea 🤔

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    #40

    Real Life Mr Bean

    £740,000 painting ruined by security guard who drew eyes on faceless figures at Russian gallery in wild incident

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    Eggwodd
    Community Member
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually didn't look bad, if I didn't know about it, I would have thought the artist did it.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    53 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? Should have added googly eyes.

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    #41

    News

    Hand holding a smooth Mars bar without signature ripple, illustrating a wild incident hard to believe from news headlines.

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    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There might be millions of these mistakes in candy worldwide, but every single other person simply gobbled down the candy anyway

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently he sued and got awarded a few bucks.

    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tells me he's from the US if he sued over such a tiny matter!

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    50 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This right here is my only vice, the thing that makes my dopamine go "wheeee!" [*]. I'm not aware of eating one with a missing ripple, but I'm not sure it would last long enough for me to be aware. * - Strictly one a day, that way it's more meaningful.

    Eugene the Jeep
    Community Member
    3 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you wonder what else might have gone wrong during fabrication. I'd be wary of eating it. What if it doesn't have the maximum allowable amount of insect fragments and mouse droppings? Won't taste the same.

    #42

    £21

    Tesla robot with liquid poured on it by protesters, featured in wild incidents making headlines recently.

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    StPaul9
    Community Member
    14 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a good place to dump whatever it is they throw. Can you aim for the orange t**t and any member of his administration or family or Elon himself next?

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    48 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only £21? Is that all that piece of junk is worth these days? 😂

    #43

    That Must Have Been A Good Ham

    Headline from Metro News about a bizarre lawsuit involving continuous farting after eating a ham roll, an unusual wild incident.

    NoContextBrits Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad hasn't stopped farting in the last 50 years! Who should we sue for that? 😂

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, Correlation equals Causation? Did he perchance have his gall bladder out about that time, or some other medical incident?

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    #44

    The Only Memorable Event

    Screenshot of a news headline about a pastor claiming to see demons singing Rihanna’s Umbrella after a near-death experience.

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    V
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would a pastor go to hell when they die? Hmmmm?

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's clearly a Rihanna hater and a liar. Only Jesus can come back from Hell. Unless he was so bad the devil didn't want him

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    NightOwlPanda
    Community Member
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The news here is that a "man of God" was deserving of eternal punishment in hell. What the devil has on his jukebox is a distant second place.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same one who claimed to see Michael Jackson being forced to dance in he11?

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't hate because Rihanna jumped retirement planning and went straight to eternity planning.

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this one actually makes sense

    Natalia
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonsense, hell is non stop bagpipes playing!

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Rihanna look like Tom? Was the pastor watching Lip Sync when he passed out? Does Tom's performance live rent free in his head?

    Corvus
    Community Member
    10 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he also see a marine in a green uniform, shooting at the demons with a sawed-off shot_gun?

    Erik Naumann
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    17 minutes ago

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    I feel like hell's music would be far more infuriating. Like the "do do do do do" part from Judy Blue Eyes on eternal repeat. Or just a Jardiance commercial.

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    #45

    Possibly The Greatest Headline Of All Time

    Man ordered to complete unpaid work after deliberately farting at police during strip search in wild incident headlines

    Lvexr , imgur.com Report

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By that logic, Donnie should work for free for the next 400 years.

    Kiki Likes Sweets
    Community Member
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A whopper for a copper?

    JL
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just emptying a cavity to show there was nothing else in there.

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually seems like a reasonable thing to do....

    #46

    Beside The Irony, This Is The Best Evidence That Your Invention Works

    Headline about breathalyzer maker arrested for drunk driving after failing alcohol breath test in wild incidents news.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only he could have figured out a way to check....

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he owned up to it rather than trying to blame someone or something

    Gunný Petersen
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank the Lord that Trump doesn't drink. That would be a more f*****g disaster if that's even possible!!

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    #47

    The Incident Occurred In India

    News headline about a wild incident where a bus driver in India was suspended for letting a monkey drive.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who has ever seen videos of people driving in India would probably be content with a monkey behind the wheel.

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mate, I've been a passenger on many, and you're absolutely right!

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a school bus driver suspended for allowing a student to drive following a news item where a driver had a seizure and a student took over driving until help arrived. Poor judgement? Yes....but...

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    #48

    I Do Not Like This Smiling Ham

    Robot face with living skin demonstrating a realistic smile, showcasing wild incidents that are hard to believe.

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    Marija S
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never be the same again 😳

    Mike F
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, there's nothing human about that face.

    Lewis KR
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thomas the tank engine horror movie

    Maya_D
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. They really shouldn’t have…

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks a tiny bit like an axolotl.

    Multa Nocte
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't insult axolotls like that!

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    Caffeinated Ape
    Community Member
    18 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah. Yes. The good old "Who Framed Roger Rabbit cartoon pig face" routine. Tale as old as time.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    46 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this skin look like cheap strawberry yoghurt?

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    #49

    That Raccoon Was Definitely Hungry And Angry

    Mass police identify reported bear sighting as a raccoon, one of the wild incidents featured in surprising headlines.

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    Skogsrået
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racoon in swedish is tvättbjörn, wich actually means washbear.

    Unicorn
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in German it's Waschbär. Was the one in Massachusetts drunk?

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    Bill Swallow
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Three raccoons in a bear suit."

    Unicorn
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    #50

    “Serial Toilet Clogger"

    Screenshot of USA TODAY headline about a serial toilet clogger sentenced to jail and probation, illustrating wild incidents.

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    UnclePanda
    Community Member
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the first 140 days, we'll give him a plunger.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're charged with 1st-degree malicious toilet clogging. How do you plead?" The defendant: "Skibidi."

    Littlemiss
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they met my Dad then?

    #51

    The Pain

    Woman arrested after texting a guy 159,000 times, one of the wild incidents that made headlines.

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    azubi
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember her eyes and I wish I wouldn't.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On doing the maths (assuming the standard text takes 30 seconds to type out), this woman spent a total of 55.2 days of her life texting the guy

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
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    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You knew your maths homework was going to come in handy some day, didn't you? ;-)

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    Lauora
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't he block her? Not victim blaming, just curious.

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good question! I think after about the first 100...maybe 200...I'd move to blocking.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you NOT Block her number after the first hundred texts?

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    2 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She also threatened to make sushi out of his kidneys and chopsticks out of his hand bones; this was after the poor guy contacted police after finding her parked outside his home (keep in mind that "first date" was their ONLY date). And was caught trespassing inside his home, taking a bubble bath, the following year when he was away.

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    #52

    For Hunting... Wait What?

    Headline about an 81-year-old US man sentenced for creating a giant hybrid sheep in a wild incident.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it going to h7nt, or is he hunting it? Asking for a friend....

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Big Game Hunters' used to regularly regard Bighorn Sheep as a desirable trophy, so...

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    Deeelite
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the pic is sad. don't google

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to normal breeding practices, sheep bred for wool now weigh more than twice as much as they did 100 years ago.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this rate, we're headed for Cordwainer Smith's 'Norstrilia'.

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    #53

    Bread

    Headline from Stereogum about a wild incident involving Smash Mouth singer reacting to food fest crowd throwing bread.

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he an especially pigeony looking fella?

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not especially but he does have some goose like qualities.

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    Fungus John
    Community Member
    35 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the loaves start comin, and they don't stop comin. bread to the head from a crowd wide bunning

    #54

    This Isn't Satire, It Was Genuinely Reported As A News Item

    Man waits four hours for Chinese takeaway in one of 61 wild incidents that made headlines for unbelievable reasons.

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    Bookworm
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    3 hours ago (edited)

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    Patient is waiting until the expected delivery time and then calling to politely inquire about the status if there's no update. Waiting 4 hours is just d$mb.

    #55

    Who Throws A Ham?

    Kentucky man charged for throwing Christmas ham at woman in one of 61 wild incidents making headlines.

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    Eugene the Jeep
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can dodge a ham, you can dodge a fruitcake.

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well what else are you supposed to throw at woman on Christmas?

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    #56

    Here’s Why

    Man duct-taped to a ceiling gaming with others in a dimly lit room demonstrating wild incidents in gaming history.

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    Huddo's sister
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    12 hours ago

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    From Reddit: the article is hilarious. the explanation is literally this: "Tyler was looking around and said, ‘I think you can duct tape someone to that I-beam.’ " that's it. they just thought they could do it, so they did. best part is they didn't even think about stacking the tables to let him game at first, that came later. they just wanted to duct tape a guy to a beam.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the heck is Huddo's sister's comment hidden? No links, no pictures nothing the PB has targeted recently

    Maya_D
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There seems to be a glitch on BP at the moment, it’s doing it at random.

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    #57

    What An Odd Number Indeed

    WhatsApp increases group chat size limit to 256 people in a tech news update on messaging app features.

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    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever wrote that for the tech section of that "news" outlet needs to be fired...

    Julie S
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I can't have a group chat with my 257 friends? Outrageous!

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t that a meaningful number in binary?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    13 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, an 8-bit binary number (0000 0000 to 1111 1111, from 0 to 255) yields 256 possibilities.

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    Spark
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not "oddly specific" - this one is! :))

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All numbers are specific. That's how numbers work...

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    #58

    Anyone Know What’s Going On?

    Heavy police presence at intersection near medical center, part of wild incidents making headlines nationwide.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    3 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Police presence has increased. Even more police are now investigating." Isn't this a Monty Python skit?

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point reality in the US has gone past even the most ridiculous Monty Python skit into some kind of warped reality

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    37 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well clearly the best way to deal with a suspected potential maybe pre-baby ending is to send an entire g00n squad to shoot her a half dozen times at point blank range...

    #59

    Imagine Reading This Headline To A Medieval Peasant

    Robot Rizzbot damaged during livestream, a wild incident making headlines involving social media influencer iShowSpeed.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    15 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, that guy is a menace.

    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had never heard of this kid (being a 41 year old with no kids myself it makes sense) and one day I walked out of my office building to a crowd of teens holding their phones up and signs and being held back - though they were mostly behaving - by security guards. Found out IShowSpeed was in the building so the local schools emptied out and the kids were there. It was so obnoxious! They woudn't let the office workers on the elevators if there was a chance HE would be in it. They wouldn't let us go to certain floors - like the one with the restaurant he was visiting - it was just insane.

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    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    Premium
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went back just 50 years and said this sentence. Everyone thought I'd had a stroke

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    41 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robot Rizzbot? Who wrote that rubbish? You know what "bot" means, right? 🤦🏻‍♀️

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the sort of sentence that has me doubting my English language proficiency. Like, WHAT?

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    #60

    My Wife And I Just Spent $130 On Beef Jerky, We’re Keeping Them In Business

    CNN Business headline about Americans unable to afford gas impacting prices and demand for beef jerky.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    12 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those of you who haven't lived in the US, one of the pleasures of long distance driving is stopping to get snacks, and for many of us the beef jerky is the pièce de resistance of any stop. My spousal unit and I once went on a day trip in Arkansas and on this small highway in the forest there were signs saying, "Beef jerky - 40 miles ahead" and "Beef jerky - 35 miles ahead" and so on. We were so excited about this that we were in a fever frenzy. We got there and the da‍m‍n‍ed place had burned down but they never took the signs down. If I could have found the owners I would have personally ki‍ll‍ed them.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My heart grieves for your Beef Jerky loss....... It's almost like going "Cold Turkey ". Sorry I'll see myself out.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    3 hours ago

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    Jack Links is highly overrated. Wegmans Original is far better.

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    #61

    Punk-Rock

    Headline about a punk-rock turtle with green hair in wild incidents that made headlines for unusual animal stories.

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    Charlie the Cat
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    6 hours ago

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