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198 Worst Names Ever That’ll Make You Wonder What Their Parents Were Thinking
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Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.
It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add it to the comments!s!
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Hitler Mussolini
Indeed. Imagine if his middle name is Trump...triple threat!
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impossible to name someone after 2 fascists of the same era and not know about it. also one name is German and the other is Italian, what are the chances. He was probably born at the beginning of that whole mess to a family who supported the movement. If his middle name is Franco that'd be a hoot.
Lots of clueless parents here in Brazil like to give historical or famou figures' last names as 1st names , without an idea who they were. Sometimes the results are humorous, like Lennon Jagger da Silva
Yep, I know a Nixon, a Lennon, and a Lincoln. They just see pretty names in the newspaper and go for it.
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hitler and mussolini was dictators and scoundrals, thats not cool
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How in the world you could hold a newborn baby in your arms and call him that!! Unbelievable!
why he does not change his name?i will do that if i have same name.
I think this man was already a toddler when Hitler and Mussolini turned evil.
Imagine it's your first day teaching and your jewish and your doing the attendence then comes ups Hitler Mossolini the teacher would just pass out espicially if her or his parents died in a concetration camp.
How do you not get it? Adolph Hitler was in charge of Germany during WW2 and he created concetration camps and Mossulini, he was in charge of Italie during WW2.
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How did he even rise to the level of police director? Oh wait, dictator....
I heard my parents speak about a pair of parents who were sued and were forced to not name their child Hitler.
Well, Gambá in Brasil is an animal, a kind of marsupial and he looks like a rat.
It is very common for Brazilian parents who do not have culture to put names of artists in the US in their children. But that does not mean we have good names like, for example, Rodrigo ... Santoro. Júlia, Frederico, Augusto, Daniel, Felipe, Bárbara, Gustavo, Henrique, Isabel, Pedro, Maria Tereza...
I met a "Stalin Ho Chi Minh". I would have killed both my parents for that horrendous name. As ugly as this one!
With a name like that you wouldn't want to mention The War would you, like John Clease did in a famous Faulty Towers episode .
Coitado! Ele deve ter ódio dos pais! Eu iria ao cartório e trocava o nome!
We just need to have "Hirohito" be his middle name, and that would be good!
people really hate their kids when they give that kind names.so sad :(
He's Brazilian like me. xD I think it's possible his parents gave him his name on purpose, because Brazil kinda had a fascist history unfortunately.
Dick Long
I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard
Cooking With Poo
Dr. Shit Fun Chew
Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for dick).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!
Kash Register
Donald Duck
Robert Fagot
Lieutenant Les Mcburney
Jack Daniels
Christian Guy
Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!
Mister Love
Dick Smalley
