Each year the list of baby names keeps getting more eccentric with such contributions as Miso, Emperor, and Kale (as in the salad) for boys, and Monet, Heiress and Amen (not kidding!) for girls. But even these worst names cannot compete with the funny names list that we have compiled.

It might be just an unlucky coincidence, but if your surname was Stroker, which is already a funny name, would you seriously name your son Willie? And is Whet really the best name to give to a kid whose family name is Faartz? The answer to both of those questions is no (or at least it should be!), but as you can see from this list of weirdest names, common sense doesn't always prevail. And that sucks, especially if your name is Rusty Kuntz, Dick Swett, Phat Ho or Mike Litoris. These poor guys are probably using fake names by now, having to hide from being in every single funny memes list. Scroll through the list, compiled by Bored Panda, for more people who were given worst names ever by parents who apparently didn't like them very much. And if you know any funny last names, add it to the comments!s!

#1

Sam Sung

Sam Sung

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

I think I would entrust him my Android devices...not sure about Apple.

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#2

Mr. Perv

Mr. Perv

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Superluminal1
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5 years ago

I wouldn't want to be teacher's pet.

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#3

Saad Maan

Saad Maan

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Paula Raymundo
Community Member
5 years ago

Living up to his name. :(

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#4

P. Ennis

P. Ennis

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Emre
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5 years ago

F.uck

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#5

Chris P. Bacon

Chris P. Bacon

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Hans
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5 years ago

I suppose his parent were not vegetarians.

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#6

Hitler Mussolini

Hitler Mussolini

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Belle White
Community Member
5 years ago

Whoever did this is cruel >:T

Chris Gen
Community Member
5 years ago

Indeed. Imagine if his middle name is Trump...triple threat!

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

You do not want to meet his parents...

Gibraltar Gąbka
Community Member
1 year ago

Hans shut the f**k up

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Bella Francois
Community Member
5 years ago

impossible to name someone after 2 fascists of the same era and not know about it. also one name is German and the other is Italian, what are the chances. He was probably born at the beginning of that whole mess to a family who supported the movement. If his middle name is Franco that'd be a hoot.

Mariana Reis
Community Member
5 years ago

He is from Brazil. Anything is possible here...

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Rodrigo Saboia Silva
Community Member
5 years ago

Lots of clueless parents here in Brazil like to give historical or famou figures' last names as 1st names , without an idea who they were. Sometimes the results are humorous, like Lennon Jagger da Silva

Mariana Schneider
Community Member
3 years ago

Yep, I know a Nixon, a Lennon, and a Lincoln. They just see pretty names in the newspaper and go for it.

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Kairullizam Abdullah
Community Member
5 years ago

Don't mess with brazil's police.

Bassem Salem
Community Member
3 years ago

This comment is waaaaay underrated

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Cat Meow
Community Member
5 years ago

One can only imagine the parent's mindsets...

Mia C
Community Member
5 years ago

what were these parents thinking?

Zara Harris
Community Member
2 years ago

yeah right cruellllllllllllllllllll i think whoever did this is cool

Dilver Sanchez Velasquez
Community Member
2 weeks ago

hitler and mussolini was dictators and scoundrals, thats not cool

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lacey tough
Community Member
2 years ago

poor adult everybody probably thinks hes gonna kill everybody

Daniel Eugenio
Community Member
3 years ago

SO CRUEL

Griselle Lugo
Community Member
5 years ago

How in the world you could hold a newborn baby in your arms and call him that!! Unbelievable!

Rocco Brunelle
Community Member
4 months ago

is hitler alive

Arianna Gabuat
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't get it.

Phoebe Huang
Community Member
2 years ago

why so fat

Jane Dextraze
Community Member
2 years ago

i feel so bad for him

Ben McDonough
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh my gosh

mari 👌🏻😂
Community Member
3 years ago

Poor dude

Kia Kääriäinen
Community Member
3 years ago

why he does not change his name?i will do that if i have same name.

Erkan Altınörs
Community Member
5 years ago

Ready for trouble make it double

Kat Blak
Community Member
5 years ago

Why....

Eli Lonn
Community Member
5 years ago

The love child is revealed

Notchimine Mette
Community Member
5 years ago

I think this man was already a toddler when Hitler and Mussolini turned evil.

Ildiko Okido
Community Member
5 years ago

No way, he's not old enough for that.

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Alexander Kozlovsky
Community Member
1 week ago

oh my god hitler x benito forever

Hannah Hellems
Community Member
1 month ago

hello to the person who ruined millions of lives

Hannah Hellems
Community Member
1 month ago

hello to the guy who ruined millions of lives

Tatiana Tessier
Community Member
1 month ago

Imagine it's your first day teaching and your jewish and your doing the attendence then comes ups Hitler Mossolini the teacher would just pass out espicially if her or his parents died in a concetration camp.

Levi Schalamon
Community Member
1 month ago

HEIL HITLER. (i dont really support him i am joking)

MARTIN MARTINEZ
Community Member
2 months ago

OH MY GOD, HITLERS BACK

Redwood Rebelgirl
Community Member
2 months ago

Presumably his parents were nazis? 🤨

Rattus Norvegicus
Community Member
4 months ago

i feel so bad for this guy. unless he really deserved it.

Nahid Khogali
Community Member
4 months ago

lol

Nahid Khogali
Community Member
4 months ago

lol

Hannah Yaklin
Community Member
4 months ago

i dont get it?

Tatiana Tessier
Community Member
1 month ago

How do you not get it? Adolph Hitler was in charge of Germany during WW2 and he created concetration camps and Mossulini, he was in charge of Italie during WW2.

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Imran Sardar
Community Member
5 months ago

I think this is hitlers last kid

Jamie George
Community Member
5 months ago

Damn…..just damn!!

Bingyu Hu
Community Member
5 months ago

gay parents?

Liv
Community Member
5 months ago

I bet he sued his parents

CJ M
Community Member
5 months ago

Hitler is actually a rather common first name in the middle east that has nothing to do with the nazi

Thato Maleta
Community Member
6 months ago

what a combination.

Gene Quagmire
Community Member
6 months ago

hue hue hue hue

Augie Chapin
Community Member
8 months ago

cartoon villains be like:

Seanwin Kyle Juliano
Community Member
10 months ago

wat the f.uk

Russia ball
Community Member
10 months ago

Mans part Austrian and Italian!

corrupted_senpai
Community Member
11 months ago

It's a trap!

Ivy Venters
Community Member
1 year ago

They must have hitler in their blood or something like dam

Layla Whyte
Community Member
1 year ago

HitIer was probably this guy's grandpa

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Peyton Griffin
Community Member
1 year ago

Just at least take away the first name

Jeremy Smith
Community Member
1 year ago

How did he even rise to the level of police director? Oh wait, dictator....

Autumm Inman
Community Member
1 year ago

yikes

i have 7 subs
Community Member
1 year ago

wtf

LEANDRO LUNA
Community Member
1 year ago

OH HIS PARENTS IS ADOLF HITLER

Layla Whyte
Community Member
1 year ago

His grandparents actually

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LEANDRO LUNA
Community Member
1 year ago

HITLER???

Zane Henwood
Community Member
1 year ago

ww2 nice

Zane Henwood
Community Member
1 year ago

ww2 nice

Superstar Charmander
Community Member
1 year ago

What were his parents thinking.

Savannah High
Community Member
1 year ago

hmmmmm

Arvid Mases
Community Member
1 year ago

Legends say its the revival of the true form

Anonymous Panda
Community Member
1 year ago

I heard my parents speak about a pair of parents who were sued and were forced to not name their child Hitler.

Matteo Vapore
Community Member
1 year ago

How do you name your kid hitler??

Ciara Meeks
Community Member
1 year ago

His parents are probably Jewish.

Kyle B.
Community Member
1 year ago

There's no way anybody is that cruel

Aydin Robbie
Community Member
2 years ago

i bet one of his parents were German and the other one was Italian

Rita Walsh
Community Member
2 years ago

what if he was actually nice thats a terrible name

Zygmund Hill
Community Member
2 years ago

Wt

Tezdon Robinson
Community Member
2 years ago

damn

Noah Stoerner
Community Member
2 years ago

Hitler is a common name in south america

Showboat Productions
Community Member
2 years ago

What if his name was actually Boris?

Lotus Evora Buttom
Community Member
2 years ago

Hitler and Mussolini were b*tches

Camilla Leigh
Community Member
2 years ago

*earrape of German national anthem plays in the background*

Harry Green
Community Member
2 years ago

Did someone say macaroni??? , Harry Green

Meja Giannoglou
Community Member
2 years ago

:O .. :I... :o... :( ... >:(

Meja Giannoglou
Community Member
2 years ago

:O ... :I... >:C

Sophia Hershberger
Community Member
3 years ago

omg its a collaboration of people in WWII!!!!!

Anabella Salvadori
Community Member
3 years ago

Dang

MOBIUS
Community Member
3 years ago

man i feel bad for him... change your name! Quick!

Adam Shikowitz
Community Member
3 years ago

im jewish this is offensive

Brennan Curtis
Community Member
3 years ago

he is in the army, right

Dat Nguyen
Community Member
3 years ago

WE FINALLY KNOW WHY ITALY AND GERMANY WERE FRIENDS IN WW2

Jamel LeVake
Community Member
3 years ago

hahaha

ELIJAH EATON
Community Member
3 years ago

ww2 over here

James Porquez
Community Member
3 years ago

will you forgive your parents

Ana Carmen Castelo Branco
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, Gambá in Brasil is an animal, a kind of marsupial and he looks like a rat.

Ana Carmen Castelo Branco
Community Member
3 years ago

It is very common for Brazilian parents who do not have culture to put names of artists in the US in their children. But that does not mean we have good names like, for example, Rodrigo ... Santoro. Júlia, Frederico, Augusto, Daniel, Felipe, Bárbara, Gustavo, Henrique, Isabel, Pedro, Maria Tereza...

Alex Cobian
Community Member
3 years ago

were all gonna die

Bora Temizsoy
Community Member
3 years ago

Its extra interesting if he had a successful career with that name!

Diana Interthal
Community Member
3 years ago

Outch

Corina Alvarez Loeblich
Community Member
3 years ago

I met a "Stalin Ho Chi Minh". I would have killed both my parents for that horrendous name. As ugly as this one!

Gary Lloyd
Community Member
5 years ago

With a name like that you wouldn't want to mention The War would you, like John Clease did in a famous Faulty Towers episode .

Kikka io
Community Member
5 years ago

umbeliveble!!

Natália Simonete
Community Member
5 years ago

I had an uncle called Mussolini too.

Billy Law
Community Member
5 years ago

Hitler 'Tojo' Mussolini

Amanda Wsky Gamba
Community Member
5 years ago

It had to be in Brazil.

Lara Silvestre Teixeira
Community Member
5 years ago

salve brasil

Ana Carmen Castelo Branco
Community Member
5 years ago

Coitado! Ele deve ter ódio dos pais! Eu iria ao cartório e trocava o nome!

Chiranjeev Sharma
Community Member
5 years ago

Double trouble!

Cristina Poncea
Community Member
5 years ago

I wonder why he did not change his name.

Pedro Becker
Community Member
5 years ago

Son of an AIB (Brazilian Fascist movement) member?!

Bingyu Hu
Community Member
1 year ago

WOW! I'M A HUUUUGE FAN OF ADOLF HITLER

David Kim
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't get it.

Arianna Gabuat
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't get it!

Anabella Salvadori
Community Member
3 years ago

hittler is disguise

OWEN FLORENCE
Community Member
3 years ago

We just need to have "Hirohito" be his middle name, and that would be good!

OWEN FLORENCE
Community Member
3 years ago

We just need "Hirohito" put in there!

john doe
Community Member
3 years ago

most probably born to Nazi scum who escaped to Brazil after 1945.

Kia Kääriäinen
Community Member
3 years ago

people really hate their kids when they give that kind names.so sad :(

Juan Matos
Community Member
4 years ago

He's Brazilian like me. xD I think it's possible his parents gave him his name on purpose, because Brazil kinda had a fascist history unfortunately.

Matt Chambers
Community Member
5 years ago

His parents must have liked a joke.

Pi...
Community Member
5 years ago

C'mon... this HAS to be fake!

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#7

Dick Long

Dick Long

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

I've NEVER understood why a guy would choose the nickname Dick over the given name of Richard

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#8

Paul Twocock

Paul Twocock

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Olivia W
Community Member
5 years ago

The fact that he's at the gay rights charity is even better

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Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris

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Juana
Community Member
5 years ago

No way. He was probably trolling the news crew.

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#10

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

Mrs. Weiner And Mrs. Butt

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Superluminal1
Community Member
5 years ago

They also have part time jobs at In-N-Out.

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#11

Cooking With Poo

Cooking With Poo

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Enjoy your meal!

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#12

Moe Lester

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

"I met Moe Lester yesterday." – "Did you call the cops?"

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#13

Major Dickie Head

Major Dickie Head

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

Naturally he goes by Dick for short...

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#14

Dr. Faartz

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

I suggest a change to the diet.

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#15

Batman Bin Suparman

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

I think this is a win, not a fail.

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Jesus Condom

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Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
5 years ago

Sticking it to the Catholic church!

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Lord Brain

Lord Brain

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Zoe Krishel
Community Member
5 years ago

"Nice to meet you Dr. Brain" "Actually its Lord Brain" 😂😂😂

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#18

Mrs. Rape

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Alexandra Lee
Community Member
5 years ago

Mr. Perv and Mrs. Rape...

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#19

F. You

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

No need to get agressive!

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#20

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

Dr. Shit Fun Chew

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

Investigator - Eileen (I lean) Peters (slang for dick).... OMGoodness it only gets better as the article goes along!

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#21

Kash Register

Kash Register

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Superluminal1
Community Member
5 years ago

And he wonders why people are always asking him for money.

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#22

Donald Duck

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Quack!

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#23

Gay Neighbors

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

In my country sexual orientation is private, no need to reveal it (instead of the name).

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#24

Dick Black

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

"A taste of"...amazing.

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Chew Kok Long

Chew Kok Long

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if western names also have weird connotations when interpreted in asian languages...

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Crystal Methven

Crystal Methven

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

I think she was selling a lot more than just kitten(s)

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#27

Robert Fagot

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

"Never been married"

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Dr. B. J. Hardick

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Cat Meow
Community Member
5 years ago

If lucky, one leads to the other...

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#29

Dick Raper

Dick Raper

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Is that a name, a title, or an accusation?

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#30

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

Lieutenant Les Mcburney

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Anna Brandigi
Community Member
5 years ago

"I'm a volunteer fireman."

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#31

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

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Emily Whittaker
Community Member
5 years ago

Eeeeeyyy macarena!!

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#32

Judge Willie Stroker

Judge Willie Stroker

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Superluminal1
Community Member
5 years ago

Will he or won't he?

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#33

MacDonald-Berger

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Alanna Wakefield
Community Member
5 years ago

What are the odds lol a match made in food heaven haha

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#34

Lord Vol Demort

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Kamila Bilska
Community Member
5 years ago

Better than He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named ;)

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#35

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

By the looks of his 'signature', it's also his favorite drink!

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#36

Christian Guy

Christian Guy

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
5 years ago

Imagine having a name like Christian and being an atheist... Cognitive dissonance supreme!

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Tokyo Sexwale

Tokyo Sexwale

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Sorry...I just need to laugh, can't even think of a comment to top that up.

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#38

Dick Swett

Dick Swett

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Cheesybeansy
Community Member
5 years ago

Richard! always pick Richard!

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Ana L.

Ana L.

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Rachel Rosky
Community Member
5 years ago

Dude, stop picking the skin around your nails!

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#40

Crystal Metheny

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Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
5 years ago

I guess her kitten selling days are over!

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#41

Mister Love

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Bad love apparently.

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#42

Krystal Ball

Krystal Ball

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Notchimine Mette
Community Member
5 years ago

Her parents are hippies.

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#43

Dick Assman

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Belle White
Community Member
5 years ago

Sign in the back says sleek... 😆

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Dick Smalley

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