50 Hilarious UK Memes That Prove British Humor Is One Of A Kind

G A 3 months ago

All those old people on my lawn, waiting for the next bus

6points

Jude Corrigan 3 months ago

Can't park there,mate.

0points

KatSaidWhat 3 months ago

😆😆😆

0points

Rali Meyer 3 months ago

not his home either

0points

Barbara Wilcock 3 months ago

😬🤣🤣🤣

0points

Nancy Bania 3 months ago

HaHaHaHa

0points

Uncle Panda 3 months ago

Bus-ted!

0points

#2

Tweet describing a kind act during peak lockdown in the U.K., reflecting chaos in British memes culture.

Final score:

133points

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G A 3 months ago

I got rationed to one packet of salami by some humourless hatchet faced old bint. I only had 2.

26points

Serena Myers 3 months ago

Excuse me??? That's not very polite! Oh, ok, I wasn't that particular hatchet faced old bint as I've never sold/eaten salami in my life, you are forgiven, G A XD

-1point

MonsterMum 3 months ago

My friend was told she couldn't buy a bunch of five bananas, four was the limit for fruit items. I said it's a good job we weren't buying grapes!

6points

KatWitch57 3 months ago

Customer had a complete meltdown when I told her I couldn't sell 19 bottles of vinegar to her.

4points

MalayDragon 3 months ago

OMG she met an IRL Onion Ninja, and nearly cried.

3points

Rali Meyer 3 months ago

onions cause tears. Checks out

1point

Lia Hurst 3 months ago

Nice gesture!

0points

Mook The Mediocre 3 months ago

I bet you could hear the air raid sirens howling.

0points

Keith Lancaster 3 months ago

I was stopped from buying 8 loose mushrooms. But, I could but 5 tubs of them.

0points

Serena Myers 3 months ago

And you can freeze mushrooms. Sounds unlikely, but slice them raw and flash freeze, or saute them and do the same. It's amazing what can be frozen (if you have a freezer, of course)

1point

#3

Plaque on a park bench with a humorous message, part of chaotic British memes only people from the U.K. might understand.

Final score:

116points

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Riley Quinn 3 months ago

Still like this even though it's a repeat.

14points

Otto Katz 3 months ago

Glad it's here, never saw it before.

4points

NoRestfortheQWERTY 3 months ago

NEEDS A HYPHEN, DARNIT.

3points

Fat Harry (Oi / You) 3 months ago

Actually we don't hyphenate as much as Americans.

1point

Midoribird Aoi 3 months ago

Sit on the center of the bench. He deserves to be sat on

1point

Lia Hurst 3 months ago

Haha very amusing!

0points

SchadenFreudian Psychology 3 months ago

😂

0points

Anna Drever 3 months ago

😂

0points

#4

British coins arranged to form a shield, showcasing a unique design only true U.K. meme fans might understand.

Final score:

115points

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A.J. 3 months ago

I like it and I am French.

52points

childish gambling addiction 3 months ago

Oh that’s actually so cool (American over here)

12points

Foxglove🇮🇪 3 months ago

Not just any shield, the British coat of srms

7points

Pedantic Panda 3 months ago

Royal coast of arms of the UK, not Britain. Got the north of Ireland (occupied territories) on it,.

1point

Lowrider 56 3 months ago

I do now!!

2points

Verena 3 months ago

Yes, it was advertised in many European papers ack then.

2points

Dan Cone 3 months ago

this meme is aimed at Americans because we learnt this in year 2

2points

Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

I was there in 97... Iykyk

1point

Sarah 3 months ago

Where are the £1 and £2 coins?

0points

Bruce Mardle 3 months ago

I never knew that! All these years I thought they were just wonky.

0points

#5

Teen boy in a suit on a London street, featured in chaotic British memes only people from the U.K. might understand.

Final score:

107points

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G A 3 months ago

I'm resigning to spend more time with my family....

36points

nut nibbler 3 months ago

Reminds me of "frostbit" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLMrHRuhxO4

1point

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

Should've put a streak of purple in your hair to ward off those vibes.

1point

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 3 months ago

Disgraced UKIP candidate... isn't that an oxymoron?

0points

lenxia buda 3 months ago

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Janissary35680 Premium 3 months ago

UpYours

18points

#6

Social media post with a humorous text exchange about food delivery, showcasing chaotic British memes.

Final score:

107points

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Red Hair Blue Soul 3 months ago

Awwwww

34points

Nat Rich 3 months ago

Shooting his shot lol

2points

Paul Donahue 3 months ago

Make delivery drivers sarcastic stoners again

1point

KatSaidWhat 3 months ago

Off piste but some d*********e on FB just apologised to me for calling me fat because he assumed I was the other person in my profile pic. I did not apologise for calling him a maga incel boomer... and that was before I even found out he is in fact fat. 😆

0points

KatSaidWhat 3 months ago

dooshcanoe ...

0points

Nilson Bazana 3 months ago

Dunno. That looks like a pass to me.

0points

Lia Hurst 3 months ago

Bless him!

0points

Rali Meyer 3 months ago

in the US he would be categorized as a stalker

0points

IYAAYAS64 3 months ago

That’s so sweet

0points

Tobias Reaper 3 months ago

see the boss man cares about you

0points

Apatheist Account2 3 months ago

I must be tired. I had a whole different image when I read "Report Junk".

0points

#7

Text message meme discussing UK minimum wage and cost of Freddo chocolates, illustrating chaotic British memes humor about wages.

Final score:

100points

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Riley Quinn 3 months ago

I don't feel like getting all the data, but US wages have pretty much been stagnant for decades, yet the cost of living keeps rising.

59points

BeesEelsAndPups 3 months ago

US Federal minimum wage in 1999 was $5.15/hr. That's $9.92 adjusted to inflation. The current federal minimum wage is $7.25. but this gets worse as you go further back. In 1980 the minimum wage was $3.10, that's $12.15 adjusted for inflation. So the US government would have to set the minimum wage to $12.15/hr to just get back to what it was in 1980.

4points

Jane Hower 2 months ago

Hang in there - it's getting MUCH better under Trump!!!

0points

Seadog 3 months ago

You can thank the states that raise it beyond federal level. Their inability to govern their own state has a snowball effect on the rest of the country. Inflation always outpaces minimum wage. The higher MW goes, the less everyone has. It's basic economics and a proven fact. But people refuse to understand or accept it including the government. Want to help people? Lower all wages and prices back to the 1950's when a single income family could have a nice house and at least 1 car. Now a 2-4 income family can't afford neither. Make elected officials live on the income of the average household AFTER the bills are paid, watch how fast they learn what raising MW really does.

-1point

Janissary35680 Premium 3 months ago

This is essentially the same thinking as The Economist magazine's "Big Mac Index".

10points

Miki 3 months ago

Big mac index is the best

3points

Roisin Reid 3 months ago

This is a couple years old but a freddo is 30p in my local shop, minimum wage is £12.21, so you can get 40 freddos now

5points

Julie Buck 3 months ago

The current National Living Wage in the UK (for those aged 21 and over) is £12.21 per hour,

2points

Julie S 3 months ago

Yes this must be really old.

1point

joann fielding 3 months ago

Eight US states adhere to the federal minimum wage, which is $7.25. Who could live on that?!

2points

Gadaffi Duck 3 months ago

Freddo was 10p in 1999

2points

Mike F 3 months ago

For an old American, what is a Freddo? Candy bar?

7points

All's Gravy 2 months ago

2025 Update: Freddos are £0.70 x 72 necessitates a minimum wage of £50.40/hour.

0points

Apatheist Account2 3 months ago

My history teacher insisted that Mars bars had always kept pace with inflation, so costs should be measure in Mars bars.

0points

G A 3 months ago

Too bl00dy right.

0points

#8

Tweet about British people politely insulting others, capturing the spirit of chaotic British memes from the U.K.

Final score:

100points

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Riley Quinn 3 months ago

Southern Americans don't even bother with the but. A simple "bless her/his heart" is, depending on the tone, a disparaging remark.

51points

Lucas 3 months ago

So miss out on some truly great insults that follow though...

2points

WookiesMaMa 3 months ago

When I first moved to Alabama, I was told Bless your heart. I thought how sweet, until my husband explained it wasn't a compliment.

2points

Science Nerd 3 months ago

Bless your heart for explaining/revealing this.

0points

Tim Perry 3 months ago

"Bless your heart" is Baptist for "F**k you".

0points

UKGrandad 3 months ago

To do it properly one uses the 'sandwich' method - putting the insult between compliments. "Bless her, I love her to bits but [insult goes here]: her heart's in the right place, though.

19points

Lotekguy Premium 3 months ago (edited)

"With all due respect..." usually means I don't respect you as much as you and other people think I should.

6points

James016 3 months ago

Anything before the but doesn’t count.

2points

PrettyJoyBird 3 months ago

Kids these days round these here parts say "to be honest, _______ slap in face truth inserted here , not gonna lie"

0points

G A 3 months ago

See also "I'm not racist, but....."

-1point

#9

British meme tweet from Great British Memes about empty wrapping paper tubes used as lightsabers or for bonking heads.

Final score:

94points

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Ursula S. 3 months ago

Also blow through it like it’s a horn.

81points

Space Invader 3 months ago

Stop blowing through my spyglass!

16points

Auntriarch 3 months ago

Whilst chasing the dog with it

6points

yellowphantom 3 months ago

At my house, they are called "doot-da-doots"

1point

Kathy Greear 3 months ago

Call it a too tee too

0points

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

Empty rolls are used to pester the cats from a distance. Make weird noises or put the end on your cat's back and blow warm human breath on them or bonk them on the butt. Endless moments of fun for the whole family.

12points

Sarah 3 months ago

No one ever finds my bonk funny. They just look irritated

8points

Tha Monkey 3 months ago

That's what makes it even more enjoyable!!

5points

BarBeeGirl 3 months ago

I always make sure I have two and then challenge anyone nearby to a duel. The mailman thought I was a bit mad

8points

Mabelbabel 3 months ago (edited)

When my dad was terminally ill in hospital, he got into trouble pretend sword-fighting. He used two walking sticks, and they were by the side of his hospital bed. His older brother came to visit him and challenged him to a duel with the sticks, so dad, aged 75 and uncle M, aged 80 had a play fight, the pair of them giggling like 5 year olds. They only stopped when their older sister (aged 85) told them that if they didn't behave, she'd get the nurse in charge to come and tell them off. I don't think the urge for play fighting and duels ever wears off, no matter how old you get!

13points

Norm Gilmore 3 months ago

Where's the Telescope option!

7points

Veronica Jean 3 months ago (edited)

I can personally attest that this transcends country borders.

4points

Otto Katz 3 months ago

You hold it up near your cat and go pspsppsppsp

3points

Pollywog 3 months ago

Yay!! I do that too!! And sing to them through it. They each have their own theme songs!!

2points

joann fielding 3 months ago

In Seattle (US) there's an official wrapping paper tube fight a few days after Christmas every year. Hundreds show up. It's quite a chuckle.

3points

Uncle Panda 3 months ago

'Speak' through it to amuse the cats.

3points

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

Both, plus that trick where you make it look like there is a hole in your hand from your pov.

3points

#10

Comparison of British memes showing contrasting American and European perceptions of British people in chaotic meme style.

Final score:

93points

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Janissary35680 Premium 3 months ago

The two pix are not mutually incompatible, just the same people 20-40 years apart.

32points

Rick Murray 3 months ago

Or at work versus on holiday.

6points

Rali Meyer 3 months ago

fathers and sons?

0points

Michael Largey 3 months ago

Different clothes - same silly walks.

0points

Anna Drever 3 months ago

And apparently no women in the country. Only men.

6points

Trish Wise 3 months ago

The second Pic is also how the rest of the world sees Americans...

0points

Sandy Kavanaugh 3 months ago

Well, we are kinda related.

0points

Science Nerd 3 months ago

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Tobias Reaper 3 months ago

your mum

4points

B 3 months ago

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CatWoman1014 3 months ago

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Carrie Laughs 3 months ago

The wolrd's most watched sport... it's a world thing, not a Brit thing, if we're being honest. Football violence is a problem in too many countries. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/1321624-world-footballs-10-most-dangerous-fan-bases

16points

Karl der Große 3 months ago

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Mommy Panda 3 months ago

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James Twong 3 months ago

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Boris Long-Johnson 3 months ago

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G A 3 months ago

That chip on your shoulder is more like the world's biggest potato.

14points

Ol' Stevie 3 months ago

[1/2] Well Boris, if you don't like being part of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland you're more than welcome to become an independent nation! You almost managed it in the 2010's when the UK Government and Her Majesty the Queen gave the already devolved Scottish parliament the right to hold a democratic election on whether or not they'd like to leave the UK, remember that? The nice man with a golden retriever and wee Jimmy Krankie said Scotland would ban Trident subs from HMNB Clyde, leave NATO so they didn't have to pay for it, but demanded to be protected by the UK and NATO all the same even though they wanted to impose punitive income tax on the Great British troops stationed there, including the Scott's Regiments. They said they'd set their own tax rates and keep all the revenue collected in Scotland for Scotland, but demanded the rest of the UK keep on sending billions of pounds in financial support. If it's any comfort, we don't like paying higher taxes to..

10points

Ol' Stevie 3 months ago

[2/2] .. pay for tenements and the eight decade tradition passed down from alleged father to son of being professional benefit claimers. We're even less keen on handing out our hard earned money knowing that it's all going to be spent on class A d***s, what with Scotland having the highest a*******n rates in Eurasia. Sometimes we just have to put up with our neighbours - even when we'd all love to saw through the border, shove them off in to the North Sea, leave them to fend for themselves for the first time in 500 years, and see how long it takes their delusions of grandeur to wear off.

10points

#11

British meme showing a police officer holding a sword found during a vehicle search, capturing chaotic British humor.

Final score:

92points

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G A 3 months ago

No officer, I found it stuck in a rock down the park, I swear!

56points

Jaya 3 months ago

Does G A stand for Great Arthur?

3points

Catmom 3 months ago

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

20points

Lotekguy Premium 3 months ago

Why not? None of the ones we have are working out very well.

7points

Sportsgal 3 months ago

You are now the king, sir!

7points

Edda Kamphues 3 months ago

Arthur, Arthur, where art thou?

6points

A.J. 3 months ago

How dare they took the sword off an immortal.

3points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 3 months ago

"So, a lady in a lake gave this to you and proclaimed you as King...Is that the story you want to stick to, sir?"

2points

Bruce Mardle 3 months ago

Police officer: It was then we searched the defendant's car and found a weapon. Lawyer: What calibre would you say it was? Police officer: By the look of it, Excalibur.

1point

All's Gravy 2 months ago

His name's Arthur and Slade Green is in Camelot?

0points

Earonn - 3 months ago

Sorry, but that looks a lot like a sword for re-enactment swordfights. What's wrong with transporting that? I took mine on the train because I have no car. Packed up, of course, but they don't say that it was not packed up in that car.

0points

Seadog 3 months ago

They'd have a field day with my son then. Multiple swords, daggers, axes, flails. Has a 3 blade one that you'd wear on your hand/forearm that would make Wolverine proud. Ever watch Underworld? Remember the whip? Yep, he has one of those too. Each section of that whip is a 4 sided blade. If it ever gets swung at you, you definitely won't grab it and hold on. The largest axe took 3 months to clear customs and takes 2 people to pick up the 6 foot box it came in.

0points

#12

Postman wearing shorts in heavy rain outside a house, illustrating chaotic British memes relatable to UK locals.

Final score:

87points

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G A 3 months ago

Bare legs dry quicker than trouser legs

51points

David Morgan 3 months ago

Then why wear clothing on the upper body? Skin dries faster than a T-shirt.

0points

Kit Black 3 months ago

Add two feet of snow, and that's a mailman in Connecticut, lol!

9points

Mabelbabel 3 months ago

My uncle was a postie. They made him retire at 65, but he missed it so much that he started doing part time work for them, initially just as temporary work at Christmas in the sorting office, and then gradually more and more. He had to retire properly at 75, even though he was still capable of walking miles. At 85, he still walks at least 5 miles a day, mostly in shorts. Healthiest and fittest person I know, he absolutely loved his job. He's definitely weather resistant.

8points

michael Chock 3 months ago

Mail carriers build up a tolerance to weather.

5points

zububonsai 3 months ago (edited)

Yep (postie here) and in the period between "too cold for only shorts but still not -10 degree Celsius" I often add some knitted legwarmers ( you know the Bavarian short trousers with long socks? It's practically the same but this way I can take them of when I overheat)

3points

murmelinpaiva 3 months ago

I have worn shorts every day for years, and I'm not a mail carrier. If you have nice legs, show them off.

2points

Lia Hurst 3 months ago

True that!

0points

Rtblast66 3 months ago

No such thing as bad weather

0points

Vivian McBride 3 months ago

UPS drivers in the US. They drive their vans with the doors open, too.

-2points

#13

Comparison of British supermarket chains Tesco and Sainsbury’s with Lidl and Aldi in chaotic British memes style.

Final score:

87points

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Rick Murray 3 months ago

I'm depressed, I never got a haunted bin from Lidl.

34points

Auntriarch 3 months ago

I've yet to see an inflatable kayak, most disappointing

7points

Trillian 3 months ago

Lidl weekly deals sell out really fast

1point

Seadog 3 months ago

Lidl open a store not too far from us. They didn't last long enough for us to even visit. Now the closet one is over an hour away.

0points

Verena 3 months ago

The cashiers were breaking the sound barrier back when they had to memorize prices, about 30+ years ago in Germany. You only had a remote chance of getting your stuff packed back in the cart with strategically placing one of the "Wednesday specials". That bought you half a second. There was a counter behind the cashiers where you could sort your mess and pack them properly into your basket, plastic bag or one of the free carton boxes from the big bin.

8points

sturmwesen 3 months ago

side note: they took the part where the groceries landed after scanning from us and the "sorting board" where we sorted into the bags.I hate the new layout of our Aldi

3points

TotallyNOTAFox 3 months ago

Lidl and Aldi are german chains and we germans are known for efficiency

4points

G A 3 months ago

We Brits will never get the whole shove it back in the trolley and pack on the shelf thing it means packing the whole lot one extra time is a step too far.

3points

Riley Quinn 3 months ago (edited)

The local bodega has such an incredible variety of food and products it would take a week to see all items on offer. Went in for some pumpkin seeds, left with several tins of herring that I'd missed on previous excursions.

3points

The danish woman 3 months ago

Lidl has the best icecream 🤩😍🥰🍦🍦🍦

1point

Bruce Mardle 3 months ago

Interesting! I reckon they have the best stollen (but be careful not to buy, e.g., stollen filled with poppy seeds!). Apart from that, I only ever shop there for the Middle. (There's no Aldi near my usual haunts.)

2points

Andy 3 months ago

Don't forget the chainsaw

0points

belle Twinkle 3 months ago

Did you try Aldi?

-1point

#14

Chat screenshots of chaotic British memes with food puns related to Indian cuisine and local humor in the U.K.

Final score:

87points

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merlin 3 months ago

Puntastic!

31points

G A 3 months ago (edited)

Someone is trying to curry favour and has a right sauce. Ma drastic opinion.

10points

Blue Bunny of Happiness 3 months ago

I love the fact that they’ve upped their game from the usual, “You can’t park there, mate”.

9points

Paul C. 3 months ago

I'm not going to curry favour by commenting.

4points

Pandemonium 3 months ago

I was across the street getting a pastrami on rye at the Delhi when this accident occurred

3points

TMTMTMTM 3 months ago

I was a bit confused. Ghee, I'm sure glad they clarified it.

2points

Lia Hurst 3 months ago

These are all so funny!!

0points

#15

Tweet meme about Pingu’s dad doing the washing next to a toy washing machine, featuring chaotic British memes.

Final score:

79points

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Bill Swallow 3 months ago

Towels, washcloths, sheets, pillow cases, curtains, tablecloths, furniture covers, ...

63points

Onan Hag All 3 months ago

It's a penguin.

1point

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

Perhaps those are the clothes he wore at the weekends, as the drag act in the local gay bar.

11points

AcraN 3 months ago (edited)

Tonight we present Miss Glitzy Beak

7points

Glenn Cuneo 3 months ago

Noot not..

5points

G A 3 months ago

Bedclothes?

2points

#16

Tweet humorously claiming 68 million people in the UK would out drink 330 million Americans in a nation-wide challenge, British memes context.

Final score:

74points

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Riley Quinn 3 months ago

According to WHO (2020 data): Americans drink the equivalent of 470 pints of mild beer annually. The average British drinker consumes 1,100 pints of beer in a year. The average American drinks just around 31 glasses of wine. The average British drinker consumes roughly 73 glasses of wine! The United Kingdom has the highest proportion of heavy episode drinkers at 33.4%. The United States had 24.5%.

42points

KnightOwl86 3 months ago

British pints are also 20% bigger than American pints.

14points

Jac Carr 3 months ago

Yes but American beer is watery pish; there's no comparison

13points

nottheactualphoto 3 months ago

Do better, America!

8points

MonsterMum 3 months ago

Us Brits start younger too

6points

Ray Heap 3 months ago

Laughs in German.

3points

Kris 3 months ago

Probably because americana have to drive everywhere

2points

arthbach 3 months ago

There's something off with these figures. I don't think you are comparing like with like. The figure given for 'average British drinker' is 1,100 pints, that just over 21 pints a week. A stronger lager is 3 units, and a weaker pint is 2 units. This gives an average British drinker going through 42-63 units of alcohol in beer a week. The recommendation from the NHS is not to drink more than 14 units of alcohol in a week. A different source put the average per capita beer consumption in the UK to be 68litres, 120 pints. That's just under 2 and a half pints per week. That sounds so much more reasonable, both in terms of sensible drinking, and in societal norms. https://www.statista.com/topics/6851/beer-industry-in-the-uk/#statisticChapter

2points

SkyBlueandBlack 3 months ago

Okay, but remove Utah from the data set.

1point

bernie bulk 3 months ago

helloooooooooooooooooo, australia calling

0points

Janissary35680 Premium 3 months ago (edited)

Russia joins the chat...

8points

turk 3 months ago

That's actually a stereotype. Russians don't drink that much per capita, compared to the rest of Europe. They are far down the list, and it's going down. Depending on the list you look at, usually it is countries like Czech Republic, Latvia, Lithuania, Germany, etc. are on top.

0points

Jac Carr 3 months ago

Absolutely without doubt; the UK has the Irish and Scottish on their side, Americans wouldn't know what had hit them

5points

G A 3 months ago

Especially if we drank their p1ss water "beer"

3points

michael Chock 3 months ago

Maybe if Wisconson, Minnesota and Washington state were sleeping in that day. Know several people that will down a 1.75 or two of the hard stuff every day.

2points

Fransanchez 3 months ago

2 beers!?!?! Amateurs 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

1point

Trish Wise 3 months ago

Absolutely! Americans are lightweight. I say that as an American.

1point

Jude Corrigan 3 months ago

They can't include the large Mormon population who doesn't drink. Or some of the Amish.

0points

Bruce Mardle 3 months ago

I once had an argument via e-mail with BBC News' health editor because they'd published a story that said young, British women drank an average of 216 litres of alcohol per year. That's 390 units/week. I never persuaded him that was implausible. Long story short, it was based on a report that said "216 litres of alcoholic drink per year" (which still seems alarmingly high to me). Ironically, it was a report aimed at the drinks industry, so it was celebrating the amount.

0points

Pedantic Panda 3 months ago

216L is about 7 pints per week, not implausible.

0points

lwolf1952 3 months ago

The way America is going there's going to be a lot more drinking.

0points

Science Nerd 3 months ago

But the people on charge are acting as if they have already had too much.

1point

8Pillows 3 months ago

If it was just Wisconsin vs the UK it'd be a close match.

0points

Mike K 3 months ago

No, not really. Wisconsin wins easily.

0points

#17

Man at a pirate-themed party wearing a humorous shirt and holding pirate DVD cases in a chaotic British memes style.

Final score:

73points

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G A 3 months ago

And I turned a nice profit flogging them...

18points

Huddo's sister 3 months ago

I love this! I also love how many people yell 'yes I would' when the ad came on, whether true or not :)

4points

JL 3 months ago

"Shreck" - MV5BNjNhMz...@._V1_.jpg

3points

L.V 3 months ago

It might be common knowledge by now, but the music from the as was copyrighted, and they didn't get the proper authorisation to put in in the ad 😆

0points

#18

Sheep standing behind a wire fence in a grassy field, featured in chaotic British memes from the U.K.

Final score:

72points

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UKGrandad 3 months ago

Wot are ewe lookin' at?

44points

Janissary35680 Premium 3 months ago

🎶I know I'll never find another ewe🎶

4points

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

Goats can get a little ornery, but sheep are docile. Can't say the same for this chonker. It looks like it'd knock you over for breathing the same air.

7points

Nina 3 months ago

Male sheep are a really different category 😅

5points

Robert T 3 months ago

Life has its tups and downs! ;-)

4points

MalayDragon 3 months ago

Are we just avoiding the fact that it's shaped like a sheep from MineCraft?

2points

웅장한 거북이 🇰🇷🇰🇭 3 months ago

Looks angry 😨

2points

G A 3 months ago

If your testes were that big, you'd be permanently angry too....

6points

G A 3 months ago

Cmon then-SHEAR me!

2points

Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

Actually they overheat if you dont, and one unsheared sheep survived a wolf attack because he was too fluffy.

6points

Fat Harry (Oi / You) 3 months ago

That's a ram.

1point

HardBoiledBlonde 3 months ago

Baaaaaack off.

1point

MK-C PHD Premium 3 months ago

When sheared looks like chihuahua

1point

Oops 3 months ago

No muscles, only fluff.

0points

#19

Tweet about a king's golden coach driving over potholes on poorly maintained UK roads, showcasing chaotic British memes.

Final score:

71points

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Paul C. 3 months ago (edited)

Yeah, apart from the fact that those are mostly metal drain covers and covered with sand so the horses don't have a problem slipping on them. Quote, " Sand was used to cover drains and inspection covers on the ceremonial coronation route for safe passage of horses, not cover potholes." But that rather ruins your narrative doesn't it?

18points

Rachel Parker 3 months ago

It really doesn't. How much money was spent on covering manhole covers etc? And it's still a golden carriage for some bloke to ride around in a country where we can't afford for schools or hospitals to fix their roofs or pay their staff.

3points

Robert Millar 3 months ago

Michael Caine voice: "It's a bladdy disgrace!"

2points

turk 3 months ago

The royal family are parasites. Not sure why the UK continues that farce while the rest of the country struggles.

1point

Tobias Reaper 3 months ago

so is your mum

1point

Earonn - 3 months ago

Well, of course not really potholes, but that d**n golden coach could finance a lot of foodbanks. Instead the royal parasite got a several-dozen million increase of his pocket money out of our taxes. All for having been dragged out of the right vag/ina....

0points

Stephanie M 3 months ago

The king was probably wearing a crown that if sold, would have provided enough money to fill many, many potholes. But we must pay our taxes to keep the monarchy in the style to which they have become accustomed.......makes me sick.

0points

Oops 3 months ago (edited)

Sometimes i think england is more Disneyland.

0points

Jan 3 months ago

The golden coach was built in the 1700's. How old is your vehicle?

0points

Forrest Hobbs 3 months ago

Jan, the coach pictured is the Diamond Jubilee State Coach, completed in 2010 by Australian coachbuilder W. J. Frecklington. The Gold State Coach is the one you're thinking of: completed in 1762 and it's always been incredibly uncomfortable to ride in. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond_Jubilee_State_Coach and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_State_Coach

4points

G A 3 months ago

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Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

Guillotines exist.

2points

Chrissie Anit 3 months ago

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Becky Samuel 3 months ago

Untrue. The bill to the taxpayer is estimated at £72 million. Thats less than £1 per person.

6points

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

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Forrest Hobbs 3 months ago (edited)

1/2 Riley Quinn: actually, our Royalty is quite cheap and basically pays for itself - admittedly with the proceeds of stolen property (the Crown Estate). They have no real power. What would you prefer? That we have a system whereby we elect a crook as head of state who uses corrupt methods to fill his owns boots as quickly as possible? (up until recently, I'd've suggested that's how it worked in various corrupt regimes in Africa and South America. Now? One has to add the USA to the list... 😬)

24points

#20

Green frog-shaped public bin in a park, featured in chaotic British memes that only people from the U.K. might understand.

Final score:

70points

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Verena 3 months ago

To all Dutch readers: "Papier hier".

22points

Nota Robot 3 months ago

Dank u. Dank u wel.

6points

Catherina Thijs 3 months ago

It's been over 30 years. Do they still have those?

5points

Razvan Coman 3 months ago

I am not Dutch but know it and now I'm confused

1point

Huddo's sister 3 months ago

I went to the town of Penguin in Tasmania last year and all their bins are shaped liked penguins :)

7points

Lotekguy Premium 3 months ago

They should also have long retractable tongues on a motion sensor to make it easier to deposit your litter.

3points

G A 3 months ago

Would get more use.

1point

Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

By the Irish

-2points

#21

Screenshot of a British meme showing a sweet text from Granny with £2 to buy an advent calendar, reflecting chaotic British memes.

Final score:

69points

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Ace 3 months ago

Non-British people failing to see the humour in GA's post.

23points

G A 3 months ago (edited)

I expected as much, to be honest. Saddos piling on as usual. Fvck em.

11points

웅장한 거북이 🇰🇷🇰🇭 3 months ago

Looks like most people here have no sense of humor and can barely contain their hate towards everybody who does

5points

Cydney Golden 3 months ago

Nah totally got it.

0points

G A 3 months ago

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Seadog 3 months ago

You can get one for £5? For the current year?

0points

#22

Man dressed as Mr. Bean holding a teddy bear, standing next to a vintage car, representing chaotic British memes.

Final score:

68points

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G A 3 months ago

And they are all so old, too.

13points

Forrest Hobbs 3 months ago

Younger than Black Adder. I'm of the opinion "Mr Bean" peaked in Black Adder II: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackadder_II

4points

Never Snarky 3 months ago

I think I saw all 10 series on airplanes.

3points

joann fielding 3 months ago

Same with Fawlty Towers!

2points

Gullible Lefty 3 months ago

Decades ago, I used to sell videos of Fawlty Towers. Customers refused to believe there were only 12 episodes!

0points

Verena 3 months ago

Too lazy to get into the attic, but there are still 5 VHS tapes in a box and I am pretty sure there more than 3 episodes on every tape 🤔

1point

Jane Hower 2 months ago

Do you know that his IQ was 178?? Hell, Enstien's was only 160!!

0points

G'ma B 3 months ago

OMG! My favorite!

0points

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago (edited)

What colour was Mr Bean's mini in the first episode?

0points

#23

British meme showing a sign with dark humor about cutting homeless people in half by 2025, reflecting chaotic British memes.

Final score:

67points

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Riley Quinn 3 months ago

Wouldn't that just double the number of homeless?

75points

Marion 3 months ago

🤣😂🤣

8points

Roxy222uk 3 months ago

Like the Sorcerer’s Apprentice?

3points

Jonas Fisher 3 months ago

They're people, Riley, not starfish.

2points

Erik Biesemeier 3 months ago

They're not earthworms.

0points

Rick Murray 3 months ago

Given its the "homelessness is a lifestyle choice" (*) Tories, the grimmest interpretation would be the correct one. * - Suella Braverman

8points

Catie D 3 months ago

That's probably what Trump actually will do...

7points

K Ma 3 months ago

So this is where Trump got the idea!

2points

Glix Drap 3 months ago

Vertically or horizontally?

2points

G A 3 months ago

Tory goals.

2points

Leah C 3 months ago

Did they do it?

1point

Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

How'd they do?

1point

G'ma B 3 months ago

Looks like something our CA Governor would post!

0points

Oops 3 months ago

Thats gross.

0points

#24

Funny British meme showing a humorous staff required sign highlighting laziness and misery in chaotic UK work culture.

Final score:

67points

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G A 3 months ago

"PS-We were joking about having a wash"

16points

Roxy222uk 3 months ago

“Wow, you washed this month? That’s more than we could have asked for"

3points

Rali Meyer 3 months ago

feeling too lazy to write my CV

1point

Fransanchez 3 months ago

Unemployed people can't afford to go to work 😡😡😡

1point

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

Unemployed people are lining up for this job. Just kidding. Lazy people don't stand in long lines, they stay home.

-3points

les 3 months ago

oh f**k off with your channel 5/torygraph/reform shyte

4points

#25

Memorial sign for Queen Elizabeth II in a Spar store, highlighting British culture in chaotic British memes.

Final score:

62points

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G A 3 months ago

Doesn't surprise me. There's a guy works down our chip shop-swears he's Elvis....

49points

nottheactualphoto 3 months ago

RIP Kirsty

7points

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

I knew I recognised her from somewhere!

4points

Barbara Wilcock 3 months ago

😅😅😅😅

1point

#26

British meme showing awkward smiles to avoid being mistaken for a chav, illustrating chaotic British humor and culture.

Final score:

59points

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G A 3 months ago

Default work smile when people say "Alright?"

22points

RM 3 months ago

This is the 'i know I recognise that person but can't for the life of me remember why/where from/their name' greeting.

4points

Bradley Bannerman 3 months ago

It's Courtney and Shane from Smosh, on YouTube.

1point

Trish Wise 3 months ago

What's a "chav"?

0points

Jenny 3 months ago

You have to add in a little cheeky chin lift.

0points

Greengrass 3 months ago

As an older person its always nice to see

0points

Spittnimage 3 months ago

That's the smile I give to any stranger, doesn't have to be an old person.

0points

#27

Tweet about a 15-year-old wearing work trousers early morning to buy a Red Bull, illustrating chaotic British memes.

Final score:

58points

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G A 3 months ago (edited)

There's a lot of them on the schoolbus with Costa Coffee though...

13points

Roxy222uk 3 months ago

I’ve got a better one than that! I do overnight at a BP garage and one of the police officers that often drop in told me he got ID’d for a Monster when He Was In Uniform! Someone genuinely thought that he could have been under 16. Considering training in the UK takes at least two years he’d have had to start when he was 13! For any confused non-Brits you have to be 16 to buy energy drinks in the UK because of the health implications.

3points

G A 3 months ago

I expect they saw the uniform, remembered the old joke about policemen looking younger, and decided to tease him a bit.

2points

AcraN 3 months ago

There is no legal age for the purchase of energy drinks in the UK, although some retailers have an internal rule for a minimum of 16 years.

3points

Roxy222uk 3 months ago

Absolutely 100% untrue. I know because I work in a BP garage and had to do the training for all the different age limits. There’s loads most people don’t know about. However to buy energy drinks one really does have to be 16.

1point

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

What 15yo is awake at 6:45, dressed or not.

2points

Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

Gamer stayed up all night mainlining ted bullz

5points

Bruce Mardle 3 months ago

I don't understand why you have to be ≥18 to buy non-alcoholic beer. Are They worried it'll be a "gateway" to the real thing?

1point

#28

British meme tweet about using expensive wallpaper as wrapping paper sparking a Christmas argument in a chaotic British memes style.

Final score:

58points

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Citizen. X 3 months ago

your brother will get a pasting.

45points

Onan Hag All 3 months ago

Gold!

2points

Michael Largey 3 months ago

That brother is going to be put up against the wall.

1point

Lia Hurst 3 months ago

Clever!

0points

michael reid 3 months ago

He must be driving his mum up the wall.

8points

Maggie Fulton 3 months ago

At least it’s pretty.

6points

Huddo's sister 3 months ago

My brother's usual would have saved him- never wrap anything.

2points

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

For the uninitiated, a roll of wallpaper could be mistaken for wrapping paper. Should've just used newspaper.

2points

Infuriated Emu 3 months ago

€ (The Euro) is neither British or used in the UN - United Kingdom.

2points

Norm Gilmore 3 months ago

Maybe bought in Europe to be used in the UK?

6points

G A 3 months ago

Well spotted

1point

CultOfBambi 2 months ago

OP may be from Ireland (republic of) where they use the Euro and speak English.

0points

Gadaffi Duck 3 months ago

You tell that to Ireland

0points

Maggie Fulton 3 months ago

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Bruce Mardle 3 months ago

Conversely, I've got a couple of sheets of Moomins wrapping paper on the wall as posters.

1point

MonsterMum 3 months ago

I don't believe this. The Sellotape never sticks on wrapping paper and it unwraps itself. (I'm assuming Ireland due to the use of euros not pounds)

1point

G'ma B 3 months ago

OMG!

0points

Otto Katz 3 months ago

that is ugly christmas wrap. It is also ugly wall paper. Your brother did your mum a favor.

-1point

#29

Hand holding a polite British complaint letter asking to lower TV volume during weekdays, a chaotic British meme.

Final score:

57points

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Norm Gilmore 3 months ago

Comedian Rich Hall Live at the Apollo. When Brits snap! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYb80zUs6_g

12points

Victor Botha 3 months ago (edited)

I'm going to write a letter 😂😂😂

5points

G A 3 months ago

Very gentlemanly.

4points

Sarah 3 months ago

Should have been written in curisive with a fountain pen for pure English class and manners

2points

G'ma B 3 months ago

OMG! How nice!

0points

#30

British memes showing a meal deal offer of fish and chips with four beers for ten pounds in the U.K.

Final score:

56points

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G A 3 months ago

You'd pay £10 for the fish alone these days....

37points

Gunnar Strandt 3 months ago

Must be really old...

4points

Science Nerd 3 months ago

Not sure what that costs in US dollars, but I’m sure I’d go for it it in an instant. This assumes that I’m not getting American beer.

3points

G'ma B 3 months ago

I'll have two !!!

0points

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

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#31

Screenshot of a humorous British meme about a bricklaying apprenticeship and UK slang confusion.

Final score:

54points

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michael Chock 3 months ago

Chris is one brick that won't be laid.

29points

Robert Beveridge 3 months ago

Nah, he'll find someone right before the bar closes

1point

G A 3 months ago

Chris, you're as thick as a brick

8points

Cougar Allen 3 months ago

He thought it was a euphemism, so shut your bricklaying mouths, you bricklaying bricklayers!

0points

Spittnimage 3 months ago

Little slow on the uptake, Chris.

0points

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

The job title pretty much sums up the job.

0points

#32

Text message exchange showing chaotic British meme with humorous and harsh dad reply about dinner and KitKat snacks.

Final score:

52points

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Cally2001 3 months ago

I am pretty sure they a great relationship and this is a joke. He is talking about having to eat three chocolate bars

32points

Roxy222uk 3 months ago

This is absolutely done with the kind of love and familiarity that allows such banter to be received as an indication of how close the two are. We’re quite prone to this too

7points

Je L 3 months ago

Another one where the joke is lost on the Americans

6points

S Bow 3 months ago

Not true, I'm American and I got the joke. It helps that Mr. Sbow is Mancunian, I'm clinically underweight and he often says my clothes make my rear look fat, a compliment to me but an insult to other American women.

1point

joann fielding 3 months ago

I was raised by relocated Canadians who were raised by English and Scottish, and can confirm this is loving. My sister and I routinely call each other, "You stupid cow!" Haha

4points

Annabelle 3 months ago

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Je L 3 months ago

Nothing to do with a lack of education, the Scottish often write phonetically as a lot of their words are pronounced very different to the original spelling.

6points

#33

Screenshot of a humorous chaotic British meme showing a misunderstanding in a message with Merseyside Police.

Final score:

49points

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G A 3 months ago

Dad joke prime

25points

MalayDragon 3 months ago

*confers with other dads* Yep - The council of dads approve. Peak Dad joke.

2points

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

You pull this c r a p with American cops, and you'll have your house surrounded.

4points

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

This one made me proper laugh.

1point

Jac Carr 3 months ago

Me too, still giggling about it 10 minutes later. And you just know that the cop laughed too cos they're Scousers

4points

Lia Hurst 3 months ago

Haha!!

0points

yellowphantom 3 months ago

We did a similar one in high school: "You've got updock in your hair"

0points

#34

British meme featuring Peppa Pig’s dad struggling with clutch control driving up a steep hill, reflecting chaotic UK humor.

Final score:

47points

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Stardust she/her 3 months ago

I can’t believe they’ve got a new baby this year

20points

PrettyJoyBird 3 months ago

Evie 💞 i have a 5yr old 😍

0points

#35

Screenshot of a funny British meme text about stew for dinner, highlighting chaotic British memes humor.

Final score:

45points

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G A 3 months ago

Ugh. The leftovers from Sunday Lunch. UK version of meatloaf for the USAsians

4points

Emma B 3 months ago

? No, stew is definitely a meal in and of itself, made with new ingredients. Also it's really nice. This post just implies to me that this particular mum is c**p at making it.

16points

SkyBlueandBlack 3 months ago

We have stew.

2points

michael Chock 3 months ago (edited)

I make an amazing meatloaf. And I make extra turkies around the season just for the leftovers. Roasted turkey, barley and root soup. Butter a pie tin, add turkey, stuffing and mash in their little pie shapes, cover with a spoon of water, gravy and foil then bake.

2points

Gin 3 months ago

Never had stew made from leftovers, let alone from a Sunday lunch. My mum made fantastic stews. I agree with Emma B... this is a mum bad at making them.

1point

Paula Carr 3 months ago

I've never made meatloaf with leftovers. It's typically made with ground beef. What would the leftovers be from? Old hamburgers torn up? No.

0points

Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

Turkey leftovers at Thanksgiving and Christmas. Your pudding is a lie

0points

Jenny 3 months ago

My mum used to make stew with the leftovers from Sunday lunch. She used to throw the whole chicken carcass in the pot with spuds, carrots, peas and gravy. It was horrible.

2points

CultOfBambi 2 months ago

That does sound horrible! I've often used the left-over chicken & carcass to make stock for soup but that's about it.

0points

Oops 3 months ago

Whats wrong with this, my, you are totally spoiled.

0points

#36

Plate of baked beans, fish fingers, and potato waffles, a classic British meal featured in chaotic British memes.

Final score:

44points

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James016 3 months ago

Potato Waffles are mana from heaven.

20points

James Twong 3 months ago

They're waffley versatile.

8points

Je L 3 months ago

That's called freezer tapas in our house

9points

Robert T 3 months ago

I prefer my fishfingers with a more grown up beans and mash. ;-)

5points

Jason Boyd 3 months ago

Man, I love fish fingers and haven't had them in years!

5points

Auntriarch 3 months ago

Go out and get some today, the little Co-op will be open.

5points

Melanie Filmer 3 months ago

Hubby loves a waffle sandwich, just shots them in the toaster on max

3points

Sarah 3 months ago (edited)

Why your local caff will always be the best for lunch/ breakfast. No overpriced rubbish like the chains. - was charged 7£ for a toastie - bread and cheese only. ( central London- my friend at work asked if I was joining him for lunch down the Kernal . I said where? He replied with the Kernal.. the Kernal Gadaffi, the caffy! (Cafe) and had delish food like in the pic

3points

Rick Murray 3 months ago

Solid.

3points

Armac Premium 3 months ago (edited)

Ahhh the old dinner of shame, mine is sausage rolls and party pies I’m 56

3points

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

Don't question your choice. Every now and then, I have dessert pie for supper.

2points

Gin 3 months ago

Is a dessert pie something specific?

1point

liam newton-harding 3 months ago

Brill’!

2points

#37

Screenshot of a chaotic British meme showing a fake UK government text demanding iTunes gift card payment.

Final score:

43points

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G A 3 months ago

Hahaha that's got to be the laziest version yet

28points

Armac Premium 3 months ago

I’d happily be under the rest, I’m usually rather tired

8points

Maggie Fulton 3 months ago

Oh no! Not under the rest!

6points

Bruce Mardle 3 months ago

The quality of spam has been going downhill in recent years.

1point

Nix 2 weeks ago

Please put me under the rest. I'm so tired...

0points

G'ma B 3 months ago

OMG!

0points

Lia Hurst 3 months ago

Hahaha! So funny.

0points

#38

Comparison meme showing Italian police with a missile and Scottish police with seized alcohol, featuring chaotic British memes humor.

Final score:

39points

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Citizen. X 3 months ago

Ah, but... you can't drink the evidence if you're Italian...

19points

michael conrad 3 months ago

MAd Dog 20 20, I thought us Americans were the only ones to go down that rabbit hole.

3points

Scott Rackley 3 months ago

Wonder if they have cisco too?

0points

G A 3 months ago

And that's a bad thing?

0points

Forrest Hobbs 3 months ago

Well now, have you seen how much damage the Scots can do when they're had a skinful? That wee missile doesn't compare. 😉🤣

9points

#39

Apple Watch and phone screens showing mental health tracking with a humorous meme about chaotic British memes.

Final score:

38points

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Riley Quinn 3 months ago (edited)

I don't want my mental health tracked, you idiots. I want my mental disorders to go away.

33points

Roxy222uk 3 months ago

Can you imagine where that data is being sold and how vulnerable to ‘marketing’ some people could be

7points

Auntriarch 3 months ago

Slightly off topic, I've got a new toothbrush which not only times how long I've spent brushing, but it shows a little smiley face if I've done two minutes, but a sad face if I've done less. Now I have to live with the fact that I've just upset my toothbrush.

12points

Gin 3 months ago

Read a book while cleaning your teeth... I find my toothbrush gets very bored with me taking too long!

0points

#40

Pedestrian crossing button with illuminated WAIT sign indoors, humorous chaotic British meme about daily life in the U.K.

Final score:

38points

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Forrest Hobbs 3 months ago

That's a control box for a Pelican crossing. I'd never thought what happened to them since the Pelicans had been replaced by Puffins. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelican_crossing#Decommissioning

9points

Robert T 3 months ago

Toucan play at that game. ;-)

7points

Julie S 3 months ago

I'd make it into a doorbell.

3points

G'ma B 3 months ago

There needs to be a Breathalyzer on all phones on all shopping sites!

1point

NapQueen 3 months ago

I'm sober and I'm tempted to buy this.

1point

Giles McArdell 3 months ago

Bit suspicious of this "iPad" I got for my birthday.

0points

Socks Thecate 3 months ago

They don't look like that anymore? Haven't lived in the UK since 1998

0points

Melanie Filmer 3 months ago

Oh does it have the spinning thingy underneath for blind people!?

0points

#41

Funny British meme showing a school project with a child named Connor and a humorous text about playing with lego and eating mash.

Final score:

37points

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Armac Premium 3 months ago

Me too kid

20points

Glix Drap 3 months ago

Well that's better than playing with mash and eating Lego.

4points

Blue Bunny of Happiness 3 months ago

Connor has his priorities sorted!

4points

G A 3 months ago

That sounds like what I'd say in one of those "Go round the room and introduce yourselves" work meetings...

4points

Kathy Brooke 3 months ago

Same

1point

Space Invader 3 months ago

...and I am all out of mash!

1point

#42

Road sign meme about tiredness and taking a break, featured in chaotic British memes relatable to U.K. people.

Final score:

37points

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CPooh 3 months ago

Stop censoring neutral words!

36points

persephone134 3 months ago

It's not censored in real life, right, only on BP, surely?

8points

Natalia 3 months ago

Correct!

2points

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

When I was younger and stupid, I'd roll down the window and stick my head out while I was driving. Worked better in winter.

2points

G'ma B 3 months ago

OMG! OK!

0points

G A 3 months ago

Alright then

0points

#43

Newspaper clipping shows man eating bus seat, a chaotic British meme highlighting quirky UK news humor and culture.

Final score:

36points

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Glenn Cuneo 3 months ago

Why is Simon Cowell riding a bus???

54points

Space Invader 3 months ago

To satiate his hunger, apparently.

10points

joann fielding 3 months ago

After sitting in endless traffic jams, there's teeth marks in my steering wheel. Who am I to judge?

4points

Jac Carr 3 months ago

Is that Martin Fowler?

2points

Mobey Drunk 3 months ago

I'd much more prefer this. It seems like every other day I'm seeing news about another shooting.

1point

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

Most likely a mental health issue with a nutrient deficit, which would make "hunting" him a bit over the top.

1point

Pseudonym For An Author 3 months ago

Both screwed in their own ways

1point

Caroline Overill 3 months ago

How unhygienic. Is he not aware of what he might catch? Ugh

0points

Science Nerd 3 months ago

The world is falling apart, but what is the latest news about Taylor Swift?

0points

#44

Screenshot of a chaotic British meme tweet about Nigel Farage with multiple delete tweet replies.

Final score:

35points

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G A 3 months ago

Oh Edith. We are all very disappointed in you....

38points

Forrest Hobbs 3 months ago (edited)

I tried the same search term. Not good. Then I turned "safe search" from "moderate" to "off" and wished I could see the actual frog-faced twérp himself...

3points

merlin 3 months ago (edited)

You go, gramma!

2points

G A 3 months ago

Do you know who Farage actually IS? That's like asking for s**y Trump pics.

12points

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

Like the one when he was wearing a banana shake?

1point

#45

Young man sitting at a table with a plate of British beans on toast topped with fries, a chaotic British meme on food culture.

Final score:

34points

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Kira Okah 3 months ago

Chips are usually on the side rather than the toast, but I'll eat theat.

30points

Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

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Riley Quinn 3 months ago

Despite having some farm animals, we were pretty poor and had to make do with some odd choices for supper. Beans on toast was fairly regular during lean times. Oddly, I still turn to it for comfort food all these many years later.

14points

G A 3 months ago (edited)

No. Beans on toast or chips n beans. And you don't need ketchup as well. Plus this bloke looks a kn0b

7points

Citizen. X 3 months ago

just missing brown sauce.

5points

Tobias Reaper 3 months ago

you heathen brown sauce on chips and with beans no less i bet you ignore the tea time alarm

2points

Alex Kennedy 3 months ago

I am Canadian and I used to love beans on toast for breakfast. Not sure about the chips on it though.

5points

Sarah 3 months ago (edited)

He’s a lightweight. Shoukd be bottle of ketchup, brown sauce and vinegar and salt. and a chequered table cloth, AND drinking … WATER?? This is no English breakfast by any standards I bet he’s wearing fancy shoes with no socks

3points

turk 3 months ago

I'm American. Heinz beans on buttered toast is fantastic.

2points

Rick Murray 3 months ago

Beans and chips on toast with extra chips. I see nothing wrong with this.

2points

G'ma B 3 months ago

The beans on toast is the biggest ???? Frys OK! :Love Pork&Beans as a picnic side. On toast? NOOOooooooo!

1point

B 3 months ago

There's ketchup too. That plus chips and beans makes three veg, a perfectly healthy meal. Jog on, son.

1point

#46

Exterior and interior views of a Tesco Express located inside a church with stained glass windows, a chaotic British meme.

Final score:

34points

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Matt Upchuck 3 months ago

Westbourne, Bournemouth UK. I used to live round the corner from there.

20points

Batwench Premium 3 months ago

Better than seeing the building empty and rotting away.

4points

Lotekguy Premium 3 months ago

Does praying for lower prices work there?

4points

KazzaHazza 3 months ago

Makes a change from a church being a Wetherspoons.

3points

Andy 3 months ago

In the name of the clubcard, the self scan, and the bag for life

1point

Jude Corrigan 3 months ago (edited)

At least if it's a Tesco, when you go in and give money you get something in return.

0points

Caroline Overill 3 months ago

Jesus would not be happy

0points

G'ma B 3 months ago

What????

0points

Earonn - 3 months ago

I like how old churches are used for all kinds of things here, instead being let to rot because the Church "can't afford" (WTF?) to keep them up. In Edinburgh there's one that's a hostel, one that's a theatre, an indoor market and a climbing venue. And surely many others. Also, a lot of churches open their halls for other events, the astronomical society meets in an active church for talks. ( Augustine United Church for those who are interested).

0points

Lia Hurst 3 months ago

Good grief.

0points

#47

Passport photo with a British nan unexpectedly featuring Ali G, showcasing chaotic British memes humor and UK culture.

Final score:

34points

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persephone134 3 months ago

How?

16points

Robert T 3 months ago

Photo booth that does "picture yourself with a celebrity", innit.

15points

G A 3 months ago

Is it cos I is gormless?

4points

NapQueen 3 months ago

Me Julieeeee.

1point

G'ma B 3 months ago

WHO?

0points

#48

Hand holding two University of Waterloo student IDs showing 2nd year vs 1st year with a chaotic British meme style.

Final score:

31points

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Amy 3 months ago

University of Waterloo is in Canada, not UK.

41points

Glix Drap 3 months ago

Last time I checked Waterloo was in Belgium.

6points

Sportsgal 3 months ago (edited)

He learned to party and got laid in year two! (Top is year 2). Looks like a serial killer in year 1.

5points

Louise 3 months ago

Never knew Rishi went to Universty of Waterloo.

4points

Verena 3 months ago

Bottom one is year 1. In Germany it might have been taken after the mandatory 6 months to 1 year of hands-on internship in a factory or on a construction site. At least 30 to 40 years ago that was a requirement to be admitted.

4points

joann fielding 3 months ago

Good grief! What did they do to that young man?!

2points

G A 3 months ago

That's what engineering does to you....

2points

Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

As a wrench monkey I can attest theyre all overeducated donkeys. Cant do anything outside their specialty

0points

Michael Largey 3 months ago

Same thing happens at the University of Wallaballoo, except that it's philosophy majors.

1point

G'ma B 3 months ago

Dreams dashed!

0points

Flavia Slag 3 months ago

Tough year.

0points

Tobias Reaper 3 months ago

a villains origin story

0points

#49

Tweet from Olly Murs with a humorous grammar mix-up, featured in chaotic British memes only UK people understand.

Final score:

25points

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Eppe 3 months ago

Is the difference between then and than supposed to make this clever?

13points

MonsterMum 3 months ago

Maybe he has just learnt the difference and wants to show off? TBH, it's not clever at all and I don't think it should be on this list

1point

Celtic Pirate Queen 3 months ago

Cuddle and THEN have s*x.

0points

Auntriarch 3 months ago

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merlin 3 months ago

You spelt *than* incorrectly /s

2points

Maggie Fulton 3 months ago

Good at proofreading.

1point

persephone134 3 months ago

If you're good at spelling, you mean?

0points

MsPlants 3 months ago

grammar is knowing the difference between than and then

7points

#50

Screenshot of a chaotic British meme conversation on Tinder referencing "pigeon eyes" in UK memes.

Final score:

21points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

Coo?

10points

Some Random Person 3 months ago

Is it an offence or a compliment?

1point

Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

Birds

2points

G A 3 months ago

An observation

2points

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

Yes.

1point

Apatheist Account2 3 months ago

They work for Bird's Eye.

0points

#51

Man sleeping peacefully with teddy bear, caption about ignoring emergency alerts amid chaotic British memes humor.

Final score:

14points

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Ashley 3 months ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Rainbow_Skittle_Who_Diddles 3 months ago

U died too🥀🥀🥀

-1point

G A 3 months ago

I switched it off. Testing it again next month. Staying switched off.

1point

Fat Harry (Oi / You) 3 months ago

Ditto. First time, it went off about 4 times in 20 minutes. so at that point I switched it off.

0points

#52

Text message on smartwatch showing a chaotic British meme about a mum and pasta for tea with UK humor.

Final score:

14points

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G A 3 months ago

Penne is?

10points

Fransanchez 3 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

0points

Laura Lawson 3 months ago

Wank sock just made me laugh too loud in this quiet cafe!! 🤣

6points

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

I'd boil the pasta with the sock and serve it to him.

0points

#53

Chat text meme showing clever hack to get a taxi home using food delivery in chaotic British memes.

Final score:

14points

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Mreoww 3 months ago

Delivery drivers here drive tiny bikes. It would never work.

6points

#54

Image of a colorful pack of Polo mints opened on a foil wrapper, referencing chaotic British memes and nostalgic treats.

Final score:

14points

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merlin 3 months ago

Marco!

4points

Flavia Slag 3 months ago

Polo!

0points

G A 3 months ago

These were great!

0points

#55

A humorous British meme showing a satellite image of the United Kingdom from space with a funny caption.

Final score:

13points

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Riley Quinn 3 months ago

Go for it. Just practice your Fierljeppen skills. I have confidence in you, strange person.

9points

Space Invader 3 months ago

And then continue on to eating Chichester cathedral...

2points

MalayDragon 3 months ago

Thank you soo much, I was hoping someone would remember Ron Obvious' attempt to jump the English channel whilst carry half a hundred weight of the sponsors bricks

0points

G A 3 months ago

From that high up? Probably.

2points

#56

Six colorful flat Maoam candy packs with playful green characters and fruit illustrations, a chaotic British meme on nostalgic sweets.

Final score:

13points

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G A 3 months ago

No. How have I never seen this before?

9points

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

I never noticed this!

4points

Fransanchez 3 months ago

Nor me!!!!

2points

#57

Amazon missed delivery note with sarcastic handwritten message about parcel location, a chaotic British meme reflecting UK humor.

Final score:

12points

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Hmmm hmmmm 3 months ago

Tbf nowadays delivery drivers never seem to put any effort in delivering a parcel and just drop it in plain sight , this must have taken some effort from the delivery driver

8points

michael reid 3 months ago

It's easy to open a combination padlock. Just pull it slightly and turn the wheels till they click.

0points

G A 3 months ago

Nah there's a lot of robbing bar stewards in the parcel delivery game.

-1point

#58

Historic-looking Greggs bakery exterior on a street, showcasing unique British memes featuring iconic UK locations.

Final score:

12points

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Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

Where every third door is a pub with 3 doors

4points

UKGrandad 3 months ago

That one is a 17th. Century building in Bury St. Edmonds, in Suffolk. There is an even older building housing a Greggs in the market place in Newark-upon-Trent, Nottinghamshire. The building is Tudor and dates from around 1460. Also in the market place is a pub, The Old White Hart, built at around the same time and which has been in constant use as an inn since it was built. Both are extremely beautiful buildings that have changed very little in over 560 years.

1point

Sarah 3 months ago

Beautiful… clearly they were told no blue signs. Bet it’s the type of area the veggie sausage rolls sell Out before the meat

0points

Paul Doswell 3 months ago

This is in my home town of Bury St Edmunds. I used to work directly opposite. But if you think this is cool, you should Google the Nutshell pub, which is just around the corner. Britain’s "smallest pub", apparently.

0points

G A 3 months ago

It's a listed sandwich shop....

0points

#59

Comparison meme showing the difference between sink in the USA and washbasin in the UK, highlighting British memes humor.

Final score:

12points

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Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

Looks like a childs version of a ship

17points

Space Invader 3 months ago

Well, they are known to washbasin when they hit an iceberg.

8points

Emma B 3 months ago

I have never called this anything other than a sink

5points

Huddo's sister 3 months ago

In Australia, it's only a basin if it's in a bathroom, but a basin can also be called a sink like all others, and it often is, because it's quicker to say.

3points

persephone134 3 months ago

Now, let's talk about faucets.

3points

Bill Swallow 3 months ago

... You mean 'Taps', surely.

5points

Louise 3 months ago

I thought the ship had sunk, but it actually washbasined?

1point

Bill Swallow 3 months ago

Looking at these comments, it appears that 'synonyms' are the last straw that will trigger us to warfare. ;-)

1point

persephone134 3 months ago (edited)

Sinks are large enough to fit a pot. And they are not made of porcelain. That's the difference.

1point

Forrest Hobbs 3 months ago

persephone134: the house I grew up in had sinks - and the biggest sink in the house was in the kitchen, it was huge, and it was made out of porcelain. It got replaced by a much smaller pair of sinks made out of stainless steel - on the other side of the kitchen. Some time after that, I grew tall enough to reach. 😉

2points

Riley Quinn 3 months ago

The kitchen has a sink, and the bathroom has a washbasin in my American flat.

1point

Jac Carr 3 months ago

My parents would slap me if I called it a washbasin and I wouldn't blame them

0points

Victor Botha 3 months ago

Sink was in the kitchen, basin in the bathroom. We never called it a washbasin, just referred to it as the basin. Lots of kitchen had porcelain sinks even out here in the colonies in a lot of the older houses, eventually replaced with enameled cast iron and eventually stainless steel

0points

#60

Famous Windows lock screen image with beach and rock formations, a relatable chaotic British meme.

Final score:

12points

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Maggie Fulton 3 months ago

Not from school, but from the office.

9points

Forrest Hobbs 3 months ago

Yeah, only no. When I was at school, any computers which could do graphics like this were still in development...

2points

Bill Swallow 3 months ago

When I was in school we had a two-meter long slide rule on the wall.

1point

Forrest Hobbs 3 months ago

Bill Swallow: hold on a bit: two meter long slide rule? But "metre" is how it's spelt outside the US. Surely a US school would have had a 6 foot slide rule in such a position? 😉

0points

James016 3 months ago

When I was at school the computers were BBC Model Bs. In secondary school the computers were Acorns.

1point

UKGrandad 3 months ago

When I was at school the computers weren't yet invented.

5points

Fat Harry (Oi / You) 3 months ago

Just remotely connected to a client's machine and was greeted by this!

0points

G A 3 months ago

On my work one

0points

Flavia Slag 3 months ago

On my PC.

0points

#61

British memes showing a dad telling to sort life out but relaxing on a couch, capturing chaotic British humor.

Final score:

11points

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G A 3 months ago

Is that Katie Price and son?

8points

Blue Bunny of Happiness 3 months ago

Yup.

2points

#62

Display of Twix chocolate bars priced at 20p in a UK store, featuring chaotic British memes referencing nostalgic UK culture.

Final score:

11points

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Riley Quinn 3 months ago

The expiration date is probably from 1996, but the manager found a box in the back and figured, what the heck.

4points

Verena 3 months ago

? Changed name again? When I grew up (50+) they were called "Raider".

0points

Ace 3 months ago (edited)

In the UK they've always been Twix since they were first launched there in 1967, and then later in the US. They were called Raider on mainland Europe at various times, apparently. I can only assume they thought the non-English speakers wouldn't get the Twin Sticks reference, but I don't really think anyone in the UK did either.

0points

G A 3 months ago

Must be out of date

0points

#63

Text message exchange with chaotic British memes about choosing to be a pigeon eating pasties in town.

Final score:

10points

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Riley Quinn 3 months ago

The pigeons around here are very happy with the treats I give them.

2points

Nosirrow 3 months ago (edited)

I saw a dispenser or a vending machine in a park. Took me a moment to realise it's seeds for birds, for 2 PLN. The pigeons knew the sound and immediately gathered around me. One ate out of my hand. Amazing. That's the best thing they can put in a park. And the birdies ate the seeds, not like spoiled seagulls who only want bread, now.

0points

G A 3 months ago

Ash clearly has low standards in life.

0points

#64

Teen girl dressed as mum holding a bottle of alcohol outside store, illustrating chaotic British memes humor and UK culture.

Final score:

10points

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Riley Quinn 3 months ago

I was the tallest in the group, so I bought the booze.

3points

BarBeeGirl 3 months ago

I had the biggest b***s so I could pass at the beer store when I was 14

3points

michael reid 3 months ago

Will from Inbetweeners is the go to guy for that.

1point

#65

Person holding Heinz Beanz can and Heinz Beanz Pizza box, illustrating chaotic British memes from the U.K. perspective.

Final score:

10points

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Riley Quinn 3 months ago

Well, don't keep me in suspense.

9points

Norm Gilmore 3 months ago (edited)

I know you're joking but for those that really are desperate to know :-) From the article- I was going to count the number of baked beans you get in a Heinz tin, but it was taking longer than I expected so I stopped when I got to 300, which was about half. Therefore, I estimated that the amount of beans you get on a Heinz Beanz Pizza is about one sixth what you get in a tin. https://www.devonlive.com/whats-on/reviews/counted-baked-beans-heinz-beanz-7840171

8points

Paul C. 3 months ago

This week counting baked beans, next week, interview with Benjamin Netanyahu and Xi Jinping for their thoughts on cream or jam on top of a scone.

1point

Bill Swallow 3 months ago

Trick question. There were beans on pizza, QED, not worth buying.

1point

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

Wrong. Baked beans belong on everything.

3points

Trish Wise 3 months ago

Bean pizza? Does the UK put beans on everything?

0points

Michael Largey 3 months ago

Whenever the total rises to 1, I'm out.

0points

G A 3 months ago

Devon Live clearly needs to get a life.....

0points

Fat Harry (Oi / You) 3 months ago

Owned by Reach PLC, same as Daily Mirror. So yes, they do.

0points

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

Well? Is it? We need answers?

0points

Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

Put jellied eels on it, why dont you?

0points

#66

British meme showing two shirtless men at a weigh-in with caption about skipping side quests to face the final boss.

Final score:

9points

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G A 3 months ago

Nope

2points

#67

British memes showing quirky dog portrait humor with viral social media comments and reactions in chaotic UK meme culture.

Final score:

8points

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G A 3 months ago

Hacker T Dog!

1point

#68

Stylish Greggs bakery with colorful pillars and modern design in a UK parking lot under a blue sky.

Final score:

8points

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G A 3 months ago

Obviously haven't seen the Elizabethan one.

5points

#69

British meme showing the co-operative food store storefront with a humorous caption about getting food in the UK.

Final score:

7points

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G A 3 months ago

Thar b/c they also have co-op funerals and they don't want you going in the wrong one.....both in my local high street.

3points

InfamousBerry34 3 months ago

There's one near me that's nextdoor to a nursery 😂

1point

Ace 3 months ago (edited)

There are (or have been) also co-op banks, co-op florists, co-op off-licences. I didn't understand the post until I read your comment. Here in Switzerland we also have co-op DIY shops.

0points

Janissary35680 Premium 3 months ago

Thanks for the explanation.

0points

Sportsgal 3 months ago

I get a bite, you get a bite!😀

0points

Cee Cee 3 months ago

Top tip find another place to shop. Co-op is very expensive.

-3points

#70

Map meme showing Greater Tokyo Area superimposed on the UK, highlighting chaotic British memes humor unique to the U.K. audience.

Final score:

7points

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Riley Quinn 3 months ago

I always thought Tokyo was a city, not a body of water.

5points

G A 3 months ago

Obviously never met a Midlands Samurai

3points

Jac Carr 3 months ago

I got chased by the cook of an Indian restaurant with a machete in Stoke if that counts?

0points

#71

Man sitting at a table looking half asleep with a plate of food, capturing chaotic British memes relatable to U.K. people.

Final score:

6points

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G A 3 months ago

And you live in a caravan?

8points

Fat Harry (Oi / You) 3 months ago

And you're Steven Gerrard.

0points

Never Snarky 3 months ago

You’re

4points

Paul C. 3 months ago

Don't upset Stevie G. He knows people!

1point

Pedantic Panda 3 months ago

He'll slip up.

0points

Nosirrow 3 months ago

Mother loved taking photos. Now I immediately move away when anyone wants to take a photo of me. Absolutely not. The last time I allowed to be photographed was when the first lockdown was eased, beaches opened and my face was mostly covered.

0points

#72

British meme showing a funny tweet about singing with a humorous Monsters Inc character scene, highlighting chaotic British memes.

Final score:

5points

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G A 3 months ago

I hate those 2 p ricks

-2points

#73

Tweet from Daily Mirror about McDonald's manager arrest paired with a chaotic British meme featuring a McDonald's meal tray.

Final score:

5points

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Bill Swallow 3 months ago

So what on earth's wrong with a burger, fries, and coke?

11points

Michael Largey 3 months ago

The coke sales cause a huge run on straws.

2points

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 3 months ago

I'm loving it!

1point

G A 3 months ago

You want the special?

0points

Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

According to my ex, the McD in Borehamwood used to be a brothel. You used to be a great nation

0points

#74

Facebook post asking how to delete someone from school, representing chaotic British memes relatable to UK users.

Final score:

5points

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G A 3 months ago

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#75

British meme showing a humorous comparison of a celeb with strawberries and cream in a white bowl.

Final score:

3points

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Boris Long-Johnson 3 months ago

I refuse to watch anything with that drink driving cùnt and his enabling pal are in. Twǎts are as morally bankrupt as Katie Price in my book any yet people love them.

3points

G A 3 months ago

Not a clue....but I wouldn't watch that cr@p

1point

Hmmm hmmmm 3 months ago

It's from im a celeb , where a load of celebrities are trapped in the jungle , this is from when Amir Khan took the strawberries and cream they got as a treat and scoffed it all.

1point

#76

Plaque on a dog park bench humorously memorializing a woman who never saw a dog or smiled, British memes style.

Final score:

2points

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G A 3 months ago

Since when is LA in the UK?

5points

Auntriarch 3 months ago

North of Tokyo?

5points

Astrid 3 months ago

The picture is from a park in LA. It's the joke that's British.

0points

#77

Humorous British meme showing a compass and Radnor Fizz drink, referencing chaotic British humor only UK people understand.

Final score:

1point

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G A 3 months ago

Nope.

1point

Forrest Hobbs 3 months ago

School compass. Stab a bottle of fizzy pop and cause mayhem. I never had anything to do with that sort of thing, but it's easy enough to figure out.

6points

#78

POV meme about a blonde-haired, blue-eyed kid in history class, fitting chaotic British memes and UK humor.

Final score:

-4points

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G A 3 months ago

Don't get it

5points

Gregory Garcia 3 months ago

The rest of the world thinks you're the Baddies, and you lot cant see it

1point

#79

Text meme humor about relationships and attire, fitting chaotic British memes that only people from the U.K. might understand.

Final score:

-4points

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G A 3 months ago

So...you steal their suits?

5points

UKGrandad 3 months ago

Just their wallets.

0points

Nix 2 weeks ago

They actually did wear hoodies , but I guess they were just never comfortable enough around you to wear anything but the most formal, uncomfortable clothing. Wonder why...

0points

Bored Retsuko 3 months ago

24/7? Who knew.

0points

TotallyNOTAFox 3 months ago

Women in business shirts and with ties look beautiful, too

0points