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My cat does the same, or starts sniffing/whisker-tickling you until you resume lol

My oldest cat does this all the time. Like “b***h, did I say you could stop?”

We call that the 'more paw'

Mine puts her head under my hand and 'nods' till I start patting again or puts her head under my arm and does the same...depends where my hands are when she declares 'more human'

Our dog manages to do this even when I'm already petting him. It's like "hey you've got two hands, why not use both?!"

Peekaboo…I see you!

Bro stop posting pictures of me. I just want some snacks.

Hey. Got any.....grapes?

how gorgeous!!!

To me, childless cat lady sounds more and more like a life goal. No responsibility for a nagging family but instead furry purry roommates.

I’m one and I get stuff done!

Emotionally independent women. Similarly, spinsters were financially independent of men because they earned money spinning wool; being a spinster became an insult.

I live next to one. She gets nothing done.

The ijit that made the "Childless Cat Lady" comment village called to say that they DON"T miss him and DON"T want him back.

He is me

Word.

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Sounds like he could have a bright future in property insurance fraud - committing it or proving it.

Oh it's cooler than that! It literally molded us. See, here's the thing. In general, you can have either a large brain or a large digestive system, not both. So for a while, hominid brain size was kept in check because we didn't know how to harness fire. But once we did, it was great - because cooking, aside from saving time (raw food takes ages to eat), freeing up calories, making food safer, and basically acting as a 'predigestive' system, letting energy flow to the brain and fueling an expansion in brain size. There are also theories that it's responsible for our inability to easily climb trees - hominid species used to live in nests, we think - making us nicer (as we grew more dependent on communal fires), removing the need for fur, et cetera. Darwin called it the greatest discovery in human history, save for language. But that doesn't really count as a discovery. (All information from Who Ate The First Oyster? by Cody Cassidy, paperback pages 13-24)

Or the person on the shopping channel who makes carpet dirty for the vacuum demonstrations. I'd love to do that!

I graciously share my food with my clothing

I’ll accept that challenge 😃

Never seen character who live in huge palace, have numerous cars, wear designer clothes and diamonds and claim they're poor? At least Al Bundy wasn't so obnoxious. And back then, everyone who wasn't seriously underweight was considered 'fat'.

This show was written by Harvard snobs who were making fun of the working class.

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I obviously don't understand poor as I earn above the median wage I can only afford a small flat and can only dream of living in a house that size

I'm 5'4" and I bet people on trains get mad when they realize my seat isn't empty

.oh wow

Someone doesn't work in healthcare where we still use faxes and pagers every single day.

Medical life runs on faxes. Hard to hack, instant gratification without buffering

fax is safe from hacks

We still fax

What is that supposed to mean ?

Yeah, but they would chase the bowling ball down the alley.

I would pay to see that

Talk about a case of the trots.

And now change a tampon.

and during bad periods, a place to sleep

I fear it might break as I empty my bowels.