We've seen our share of crappy design, but store shelves are so abundant with them, there's always more to poke fun at. For example, toys. They're usually designed and made by adults, so you'd expect a considerable amount of consideration before manufacturing them, right? Well, not so much. Bored Panda has collected some of the most questionable toys to prove that some designers have no clue what they're doing.

From a doll head, used as an actual pony tail to a psychotic Elmo, it seems ridiculous someone actually greenlighted these ideas. We're pretty sure, however, that the employees who did had a 'long talk' with their bosses after the fact. Scroll down to check out what we mean and vote for the ones that made you cringe the most.

#1

My Dog Destroyed Her Toy Cactus, And There Was Another Sad Cactus Inside

My Dog Destroyed Her Toy Cactus, And There Was Another Sad Cactus Inside

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Sancha Fung
Community Member
2 years ago

Maybe it is just to show that while they may show happiness, they are sad inside.

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#2

Chinese Toy

Chinese Toy

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
2 years ago

it's a trojan horse

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#3

This Unfortunately Designed Kid's Balloon

This Unfortunately Designed Kid's Balloon

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Harry
Community Member
2 years ago

I am laughing to death.

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#4

My Little Sister's Toy Looks Like It Just Smoked Itself Into A New Era

My Little Sister's Toy Looks Like It Just Smoked Itself Into A New Era

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Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
2 years ago

Smokeysaurus

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#5

When Designer Is Tired Of Drawing

When Designer Is Tired Of Drawing

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gabiru
Community Member
2 years ago

Love the caption!!!

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#6

My Four-Legged Duck

My Four-Legged Duck

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
2 years ago

The monster of Duckness.

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#7

Cinderella's Nose Job Didn't Go As Planned

Cinderella's Nose Job Didn't Go As Planned

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Prashant Karnath
Community Member
2 years ago

She is still a 10

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#8

Austria. Home Of Kangaroos And Deserts

Austria. Home Of Kangaroos And Deserts

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Phil.
Community Member
2 years ago

haha that's a classic. That's why they sell t-shirts in Austria saying "No kangaroos in Austria"

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#9

Why ??

Why ??

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Though looks like very much intentionally done thing. But still I will drink from it.

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#10

These Figurines

These Figurines

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gabiru
Community Member
2 years ago

I knew it!

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#11

Hmmm

Hmmm

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
2 years ago

Why would you try and undress him in the first place?! Don't do that! :D

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#12

Go Home, Belle, You're Drunk

Go Home, Belle, You're Drunk

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
2 years ago

Party hard!

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#13

This Fantastic Toy

This Fantastic Toy

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nanashi
Community Member
2 years ago

true story: I had something like this as a kid (4/5yo) and I really thought that's what the male genitalia does (I can't ask then, culture thing). fast forward a year or so I had a dental emergency and my dad taking me to the dentist and decided to use his motorcycle so we can get there faster. I was so shocked I really thought he'd really would do the thing but I was even more shocked when he didn't bc I thought he didn't do it bc of my sake. what if the police stopped him for not putting the thing in the thing?? anyway, I learned the real thing soon after. I felt so stupid.

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#14

Shhh... It'll Be Over Soon

Shhh... It'll Be Over Soon

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Ani
Community Member
2 years ago

"Elmo hugs back & so much more!" - Omg, is that really what is written over there :D :D :D Creepy ...

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#15

I Am A Sweet Baby. Let's Have Fun Together

I Am A Sweet Baby. Let's Have Fun Together

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Jenn
Community Member
2 years ago

i think that baby is going to shank someone.....!

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#16

Prevent Your Kid From Being Afraid Of The Dark

Prevent Your Kid From Being Afraid Of The Dark

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morgan jeffries
Community Member
2 years ago

Always knew Minnie was evil

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#17

I Don't Remember That Part Of Sleeping Beauty

I Don't Remember That Part Of Sleeping Beauty

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Andrew Gibb
Community Member
2 years ago

looks like the horse is blindfolded as well

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#18

You Can Shave Your Baby

You Can Shave Your Baby

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Nash Nopper
Community Member
2 years ago

wtf?

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#19

If Santa's Late, You'll Know Why

If Santa's Late, You'll Know Why

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Miss MonMon
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks happy too.... he only comes once a year, after all.

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#20

My Nephew Has A Toy Dinosaur Which We Call "Sneaky Dinosaur" Because He Looks Rather F****** Sneaky

My Nephew Has A Toy Dinosaur Which We Call "Sneaky Dinosaur" Because He Looks Rather F****** Sneaky

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Muhammad Cisco Zulfikar
Community Member
2 years ago

Sneaky sneaky

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#21

Winnie The Pooh

Winnie The Pooh

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just a thought !
Community Member
2 years ago

Nightmare inducing material right there

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#22

You Had One Job

You Had One Job

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

Well I would buy the right one...unique

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#23

In The Disney Villains Deck Of Playing Cards, The Queen Of Hearts Is The Three Of Clubs

In The Disney Villains Deck Of Playing Cards, The Queen Of Hearts Is The Three Of Clubs

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Anonymous Doorknob
Community Member
2 years ago

So that's why she's raging on the card!

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#24

Paw Concentration Camp

Paw Concentration Camp

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Jenn
Community Member
2 years ago

wow.........

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#25

Children's Toys Are Getting More And More Realistic

Children's Toys Are Getting More And More Realistic

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Nothing wrong with this one. At least they were sane enough to keep the lengths in 'check'!

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#26

This Toy

This Toy

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
2 years ago

For educational purposes

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#27

What

What

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Andrew Gibb
Community Member
2 years ago

and I was wondering if web just came from Spiderman's hands

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#28

The Description On This Toy's Packaging Is Brutally Honest

The Description On This Toy's Packaging Is Brutally Honest

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Monica Jfk
Community Member
2 years ago

At least they're honest bout it

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#29

This Toy Is Having An Identity Crisis

This Toy Is Having An Identity Crisis

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Sancha Fung
Community Member
2 years ago

Misleading for children.

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#30

Hey, Should We Paint The Bottle White? Nah, Leave It Flesh Coloured

Hey, Should We Paint The Bottle White? Nah, Leave It Flesh Coloured

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Susan Forbes
Community Member
2 years ago

They start young, don't they?

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#31

'Real Life' Expression On A Doll

'Real Life' Expression On A Doll

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gabiru
Community Member
2 years ago

Yep. Me. All the time!

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#32

How Many Noses Does This Guy Really Need?

How Many Noses Does This Guy Really Need?

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Sancha Fung
Community Member
2 years ago

This is funny..

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#33

Classic Batman Squirt Gun... Really?!

Classic Batman Squirt Gun... Really?!

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Muhammad Cisco Zulfikar
Community Member
2 years ago

That's just wrong in so many ways

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#34

Harry, You Look So Real!

Harry, You Look So Real!

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Anastasia B
Community Member
2 years ago

Smurf Harry?

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#35

This Is Why I Like To Go To My Local Dollar Shop And To The Toys Section

This Is Why I Like To Go To My Local Dollar Shop And To The Toys Section

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
2 years ago

Cheaper than in a sex shop. I guess. I can't know.

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#36

So My Mother Had A Doll Made Based Off Of A Picture Of Me As A Baby

So My Mother Had A Doll Made Based Off Of A Picture Of Me As A Baby

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Nash Nopper
Community Member
2 years ago

holy crap!

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#37

My Wife Bought These Baby Toys... Little Worried About Them

My Wife Bought These Baby Toys... Little Worried About Them

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morgan jeffries
Community Member
2 years ago

Baby is not going to know, but you may giggle yourself to death

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#38

I Imagine The Designer Giggling The Whole Time

I Imagine The Designer Giggling The Whole Time

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Shane Allon
Community Member
2 years ago

Fun Scissoring with Wonder woman. Now its possible!!!!

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#39

Who Is Responsible For This Monstrosity?

Who Is Responsible For This Monstrosity?

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, it does say 'funny toys'.

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#40

I Do Not Claim To Be As Smart As Animal Planet Zoologists But I Do Believe This Package Contains False Information

I Do Not Claim To Be As Smart As Animal Planet Zoologists But I Do Believe This Package Contains False Information

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Cashew
Community Member
2 years ago

American idea, chinese production, latin buyers.

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#41

Wolverine Inflatable Toy

Wolverine Inflatable Toy

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

I think someone is doing this deliberately. 4th such balloon, can't be co-incidence.

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#42

So A Friend Of Mine Works At A Toy Store, And This Is What He Came Across

So A Friend Of Mine Works At A Toy Store, And This Is What He Came Across

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

why I am feeling like I have a mild concussion.

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#43

Children's Or Adult Toy?

Children's Or Adult Toy?

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Jenn
Community Member
2 years ago

what the...........

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#44

This Creepy Teddy Bear

This Creepy Teddy Bear

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
2 years ago

Bear version of Alien or c-section birth?

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#45

Water Bottle Designed For Young Girls

Water Bottle Designed For Young Girls

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Lachlan Steininger
Community Member
2 years ago

$54 !?!?

Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't think they are dollars.

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Kjorn
Community Member
2 years ago

that's the size for pornstar, not littles girls

Keyz Karanza
Community Member
2 years ago

Instills the virtue of swallowing at a young age.

Anonymous Doorknob
Community Member
2 years ago

I hope it isn't the sucking type

Zori the degu
Community Member
2 years ago

Um, I think it's fortunately not. Cool profile name, by the way!

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Suzana Stantic
Community Member
2 years ago

Im guessing the lower part was supposed to represent a heart 😅

Nuno Henriques
Community Member
2 years ago

" water " " bottle "

Dave Chapman
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't forget to "cup" the...feet? ;)

Mark Guith
Community Member
2 years ago

For practice purposes only

Cashew
Community Member
2 years ago

Training girls to become teenager mothers. Evil designer, got dumped maybe?

Sancha Fung
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like a rocket to me

Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

That's what Sigue Sigue Sputnik say.

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anushka khurram
Community Member
1 month ago

why did they do this!!!

Benny Quiroz
Community Member
2 months ago

Talk About Subliminal, not very subtle at all!

The Winged Areo
Community Member
10 months ago

The ball tho

April Steele
Community Member
2 years ago

not to mention its $54!?

Kris Foster
Community Member
2 years ago

what s wrong with people

Kim Lorton
Community Member
2 years ago

No way, too much!

Árpád Fazekas
Community Member
2 years ago

Cool. It can be opened using only your tongue, girls ... Very sick idea!

MimsLarson
Community Member
2 years ago

Pretty fallic.

Rose Hogue
Community Member
2 years ago

Gotta teach 'em young..

Karen Frazier
Community Member
2 years ago

The price is what’s obscene 😂😂

Tamara Keegan
Community Member
2 years ago

FIFTY-FOUR DOLLARS?!?! That is more my concern ... Christ.

Lisa Marie Havener
Community Member
2 years ago

Maybe "batteries not included"?

Em Boldt
Community Member
2 years ago

Well, all little girls want to know what their breasts will look like. "Plastic surgery," doesn't come cheap?

Laura Martin
Community Member
2 years ago

and their big sisters!

Coconut
Community Member
2 years ago

Which ones? Both top ones and bottom ones creeping me out.

Johanna Zamora
Community Member
2 years ago

Reaching at best

Jordy Star
Community Member
2 years ago

ANd they wonder why kids are so messed up in the world

Darlene Michuk
Community Member
2 years ago

spensive!

Diane McGowan
Community Member
2 years ago

yes, that's the first thing I noticed too. $54? Crazy.

RJ
Community Member
2 years ago

1. $54.00 for a water bottle?! 2. Yep, cuz it’s gotta be pink 3. That is a very special shaped water bottle....

Madeline Shafer
Community Member
5 months ago

it's not dollars

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Analyn Lahr
Community Member
2 years ago

54 bucks for that?! You can get something like that for 5 at Wal Mart.

Victor Calamity
Community Member
2 years ago

Water bottle, you mean...?

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Crazy Dog Lady
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2 years ago

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Why must everyone see a penis in everything? Not everything is phallic. Good grief.

lisa H
Community Member
2 years ago

Not everything is phallic, but this DEFINITELY is.

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#46

Uhh... Spongebob?

Uhh... Spongebob?

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rakuninaru
Community Member
2 years ago

This is sooo wrong

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#47

Great Find At Target Tonight

Great Find At Target Tonight

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Sancha Fung
Community Member
2 years ago

Could also go in the misleading packaging post https://www.boredpanda.com/misleading-packaging-design/

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#48

The New Star War Movie Toys Are Starting To Get Out Of Hand

The New Star War Movie Toys Are Starting To Get Out Of Hand

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Mont
Community Member
2 years ago

Just realized that this was Mr. Miyagi's face on Yoda's body.

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#49

Who Greenlighted This Toy?

Who Greenlighted This Toy?

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

This toy is for very small kids, for them there's nothing wrong with this. Also, if not for this post, and I had seen this toy somewhere, honestly I would have not thought anything negative otherwise.

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#50

This Squishy Toy's Eyes Fell Off But He Came With Back Ups

This Squishy Toy's Eyes Fell Off But He Came With Back Ups

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Giorgio Prodoti
Community Member
2 years ago

even better

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#51

New Pokemon Found

New Pokemon Found

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Shana
Community Member
2 years ago

Think if they didn't unpack it, it could've been worth some money. (If it's a single misprint and there aren't loads of them :P )

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#52

They Couldn't Have Just Used The Tan Color For The Inside Lining?

They Couldn't Have Just Used The Tan Color For The Inside Lining?

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Elise Mon
Community Member
2 years ago

they want it to look realistic maybe

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#53

The Printing On This Ball

The Printing On This Ball

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caleb
Community Member
2 years ago

this guy said f*ck it

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#54

Saw This Delightful Toy In The Santa's Elf Workshop Display At My Local Shopping Centre

Saw This Delightful Toy In The Santa's Elf Workshop Display At My Local Shopping Centre

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Monica Jfk
Community Member
2 years ago

Annabelle

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#55

Does This Count For Crappy Design?

Does This Count For Crappy Design?

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Pi...
Community Member
2 years ago

When the dog eats grass to settle his stomach...

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#56

This Is One Of The Toys You Can Win In The Skill Tester Out The Front Of My Work

This Is One Of The Toys You Can Win In The Skill Tester Out The Front Of My Work

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spirit wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

Well that's from the episode where he draws elephant ears around his peepee..

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#57

You Guys Should Get More Sleep. The Bags Under Your Eyes Totally Give You Away

You Guys Should Get More Sleep. The Bags Under Your Eyes Totally Give You Away

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Neeraj Jha
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2 years ago

7 AM lectures be like:

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#58

A Rather Oddly Spelt "Simpsonsns" Family In Which Bart Resembles A Crack Addict

A Rather Oddly Spelt "Simpsonsns" Family In Which Bart Resembles A Crack Addict

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Jenn
Community Member
2 years ago

i mean.....marge and homer look the same and Maggie is going on a killing spree again............

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#59

What The F*ck

What The F*ck

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

The Power Rangers gave their job to Batman.

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#60

These Are Toys For Blowing Bubbles With, That My Best Bud Bought For His Two Children... Uh You Guys See What I See For The Girl Sword Right?

These Are Toys For Blowing Bubbles With, That My Best Bud Bought For His Two Children... Uh You Guys See What I See For The Girl Sword Right?

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Cashew
Community Member
2 years ago

Evil designer's work again. His revenge is to sexualize girls at a very young age. No joke, there is science behind these statements. https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-7091-0458-3_12

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#61

I Saw This In A Soft Toy Shop In Singapore. Hitler Bunny... Or Should I Say - Hare Hitler

I Saw This In A Soft Toy Shop In Singapore. Hitler Bunny... Or Should I Say - Hare Hitler

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Unwelcomed Guest
Community Member
2 years ago

Well it is white and doesn't look too happy about being next to the brown bunny

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#62

I Work At A Game/Toy Store. We Got These New Inflatable Horses Kids Can Ride. This Is How You Inflate Them

I Work At A Game/Toy Store. We Got These New Inflatable Horses Kids Can Ride. This Is How You Inflate Them