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It has been said that laughter is the best medicine. And even in times of extreme turmoil, it seems to be true. When U.S. President Donald Trump recently announced sweeping tariffs on imports into America, stock markets took a tumble. But instead of wallowing in despair, quick-thinking netizens flooded the internet with memes. Suddenly penguins were everywhere. It turns out Trump had also decided to slap taxes on Antarctic-Australia islands that aren’t inhabited by people but are home to thousands of flightless birds. The viral memes have caused a collective roar of laughter at a dire economic situation that really is no laughing matter.
It's a classic example of how memes can not only bring people together, but also help make us feel a bit better when things seem to be heading south. If you're ever in need of a good dose of meme-induced laughter, look no further than the Today Years Old IG account. With more than 9 million followers, the page is clearly doing something right. It shares facts, funnies, and a few completely random posts. Bored Panda has picked the best of them to see you through yet another less-than-cheerful news week.
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Lady Eowyn 8 months ago
Should HAVE, not should of. Please get this right!
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
Kiddo could have sisters and be familiar with menstruation. Or his mom is open with human bodily functions. It’s spot-on with how my sense of humor was when I was 12, at any rate.
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Brittania Kelli 8 months ago (edited)
I proper witch cackled at this. My cat did not appreciate it.
TheGoodBoi 8 months ago
"Oh there you are, I thought you'd never come. You gave me quite a scare."
KatSaidWhat 8 months ago
Crystal being salty again today? Maybe he should be knocking on her door.
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Nikki Gross 8 months ago
Tigey, who is my little old man, loves having his face softly rubbed or will do his face rut and purr in my hand or neck. He's learned how to take his paw and will try to pet my face. Which, wouldn't be bad except some of his claws will not retract anymore. So, I have to teach him to be gentle when he does it. Our Vet has checked him and it's perfectly normal for a cat his age to develop issues with their claws. Before I get any comments about it being unsanitary, there is a package of wet wipes next to my bed that I can use to wipe down my face and hands when needed.
Bi.Felicia 8 months ago
Aww, my kitty does this to me too. Toto loves getting pats under her chin and face. Usually when she's snuggling with me and I start petting her, she will gently place her paw on my cheek. Sometimes she gets all caught up in the moment and purring away, that she will start to extend her claws but I just remind her to be gentle and she retracts them again. I also have antibacterial wipes on my nightstand for when she tries to pet me back. Enjoy 😻
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Kat 8 months ago
I can’t climb a 1/4 of that height right now and only on my 50’s lol She is amazing
Emilu 8 months ago (edited)
I kinda think this is sad. Certainly not side-splitting. Must suck awfully hard if she’s going to that much effort to escape it. I can see how it would be funny but this doesn’t tickle my personal funny-bone.
Becky Samuel 8 months ago
Sometimes people need to be confined for their own good. Dementia patients can get into a lot of trouble if they wander around as they see fit, and they can be very determined and very confused at the same time.
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Korrie Broos 8 months ago
read the book "The 100 year old man that climbed out of the window and disappeared" by Jonas Jonason. Absolute brilliant. very funny.
Nadira Abdulla 8 months ago
I live in China going on 10years now, trust me , the old people are WAY more fit than the younger ones these days
Nikki Gross 8 months ago
My next door neighbor Mrs. Robinson lived to be 102 and was a spitfire until the day she died. That woman had attitude and was still using a walker to get around. Everyone knew that Nonna was taken care of and protected by the Hood. Nonna had Home health, but even the gang members would help her. Grocery shopping, cooking, cleaning, mowing the yard and making sure her flower beds were weeded, laundry, repairs around her house, etc. and anything else that her 'Caregivers" didn't do or was covered by her aid. When you have neighbors and member's of the "Crips" doing more than what your state aid and insurance covers, you know shīt is fūcked up. Sorry about the rant and venting.
Many people would prefer not to read in-depth articles about politics... But that doesn't stop millions from enjoying or sharing a good, well-timed political meme. Statistics show that 60% of memes are related to politics. And that political memes are an effective way to get millennials involved in politics. The more memes they see, the more likely they are to participate in political discourse, and sometimes even voting.
#4
CP 8 months ago (edited)
Even if he did discover the jelly, one would just assume your wife used it to make her own sandwiches and not to psychologically mess with you. That would be quite the jump in logic, "a different kind of jelly in the fridge means my wife is messing with me."
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Tobias Reaper 8 months ago
my dad always complains when my mum buys non brand name coffee he only drinks Nescafe so my mum buys Aldi own brand coffee and refills the empty Nescafe jar he has no idea
Lady Eowyn 8 months ago
My dad always wanted my mom to use fresh brewed tea for his iced tea, not the mix. She used the mix. He never knew. Mom was not about to be bothered with that. She told me if he wanted fresh brewed tea, he could make it himself.
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 8 months ago
Grape jam sounds horrible. Y'all need to embrace blackcurrants as your "purple" flavour, America, it's infinitely tastier.
Sue User 8 months ago
Black currants were banned in the US between 1911 and 1966, and some states still have restrictions, because they were believed to be a vector for white pine blister rust, a fungal disease that is deadly to white pine trees, a key component of the timber industry. And thats why we cant have nice things. And why i always bring back 2 bottles of Ribena and as many packets of tarts as i can.
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CP 8 months ago (edited)
Never say something behind a person's back that you aren't willing to say to their face.
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LauraDragonWench 8 months ago
I want to be this bold, but I never remember how and when I do the conversation is a week old. 😮💨😜
XenoMurph 8 months ago
I don't need to be this bold. People generally just aren't worth the confrontation.
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CP 8 months ago (edited)
If your friends didn't value honesty, then you are probably better off.
Load More Replies... Dog Mom to Zoe 8 months ago
This has been posted on BP recently. I'll just repeat my comment-love when people own their own $hit.
Joe Reaves 8 months ago
This could be a written exchange between Burr and Hamilton. Although in that case Hamilton's reply was more along the lines of I talk so much s**t about you I'm going to need you to narrow it down a bit so I can figure out what you're talking about.
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#7
LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
I’ve got a similar one on my cat’s collar that says “OH SHÍT! I’m lost!” XD Her main ID tag also says “I am NOT supposed to be outside!” (Along with her name and my info)
emily_harvey116 8 months ago
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1672803572/dog-tags-for-dogcustom-pet?external=1&ref=landingpage_similar_listing_top-1&pro=1&plkey=0f1fcca9603ae6ecfc843bea96fdf529beb15a67%3A1672803572
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Vicki Perizzolo 7 months ago
someone should add 'get me neutered and I'll stop f'''g around and stay home'
TheGoodBoi 8 months ago
Yeahhhh too much of that gets you lost at times. Limit your f*cking around!
#8
Boredest Panda 8 months ago
Wdym what, if they challenged, they better be ready to defend themselves
CP 8 months ago
That kid will learn the meaning of precise language early in life.
Load More Replies... Nimitz 8 months ago
My neighbors challenged me to a "massive" water fight when I was 10 years old. They said 11 AM the next morning. I borrowed multiple hoses from surrounding neighbors to build a defense in depth. Then they no-showed on me... Then later the cops turned up asking if I "stole" people's hoses. I borrowed two from neighbors who gave permission...
Funhog 8 months ago
Sounds like you were set up.. it's pretty clear who had called the cops. 🤔
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David 8 months ago
Mine are now, sadly. My cat died a few months ago. But for whatever reason she went extra gaga for the Kirkland (Costco) rotisserie chicken. She liked home made chicken, but the Costco rotisserie was about the only food she would stand on her hind legs and beg for.
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Manic Mama 8 months ago
And then they probably went home & asked their caregiver what was for dinner.
Mike F 8 months ago
Those teenagers must have an awful lot of money to be able to afford a rotisserie chicken from Whole Foods.
Libstak 8 months ago
If it's $12 then it's the same or cheaper than a burger and fries or a pizza....
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John Mosley 8 months ago
With the rotisserie chicken you get your protein and steroids in one package.
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ohjojo (you/your's) 8 months ago
since when does whole foods have 15 rotisserie chickens ready to go at one time?
K Barnes 8 months ago
When I lived in Asia I missed some foods from home (north America) even though Korean food is to die for. We discovered that one friend's USA Costco membership worked there (and that there was a Costco) and all split on a cab. We each got a rotisserie chicken and went home to sit on the heated floor and each eat our own rotisserie chicken. It's a really fond memory of mine, that chicken was pure comfort. I also got my first (and only) decent loaf of bread for the year and made killer chicken sandwiches.
Dave Sturtz 8 months ago
That shows how small they are at Whole Foods. Now Costco on the other hand...
#10
Emilu 8 months ago
If people can have therapy monkeys, I feel I shouldn’t be denied a therapy speedboat, even if it is slightly harder to fit in the cabin of a plane.
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The Darkest Timeline 8 months ago
If I had a dollar for every, “Whataboutthis?” comment, I’d be a millionaire
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Tim Douglass 8 months ago
I know someone who got a jacuzzi hot tub paid by insurance because they needed it for their bad back. But that was in the 80s. Now I can't even get them to pay for PT for my back.
Laura Mortensen 8 months ago
If you can find a doctor to say a speedboat is necessary, you deserve it.
Ashlie Benson 8 months ago
I would agree, but I worked in health insurance. There's only so many people you can hear argue that a toddler's ear piercing should be covered by their medical insurance before you lose all hope. And for me, that number was one.
ohjojo (you/your's) 8 months ago
Sambear, with all the joking aside, right now there is a motion in California that the insurance company cannot refuse a claim made by a doctor as medically needed unless they have their own doctor check out the person. An insurance company cannot simply say No. you might even be able to guess whose name you're using to name the bill.
Son of Philosoraptor 8 months ago
I have honestly seen a prescription - like on a prescription pad - for "a house on the west side of Maui where the trade winds provide clean air." She had chemical sensitivity. He assumed we'd be like, sure doc no sweat. Yeah I do medical administration.
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Carol Farrington 8 months ago
OMG this is hilarious and something that could happen at our house. Our family is a soccer family through and through.
detective miller's hat 8 months ago
Honestly if he got me access to all the Champions League matches live, he's a keeper lol.
#12
NapQueen 8 months ago
When are they going to realise that a lot of the time, pizza is better than s3x!
CP 8 months ago
Why does one have to choose? One could do both or combine them if that is your thing (not mine too messy).
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Left side is asking the wrong questions. "What pizza shop? What do you want on your half? Is tomorrow evening ok?"
LauraDragonWench 8 months ago
Could be a dudette - I can be pretty feral when it comes to a good pizza. 😁
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Nathan Shipman 7 months ago
I read the last two texts in Amy Farafowler and Sheldon Cooper voices.
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Julia Mckinney 8 months ago
Elwood- "It's 100 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." Jake- "Hit it!"
LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
I’m in as long as it’s to someplace closer to me than Cincinnati - I live in Southern California! XD
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London Paris 8 months ago
I have a friend i did this for regularly. For context "Wanna meet up for coffee?" I'm in Brisbane and she was in Toowoomba . . . .never said no because she is worth it.
Kim Kermes 8 months ago
I had a buddy ask if I could help him drive to Pensacola from Palm Springs, CA. We left 4 hours later.
Panda-sized Potato 8 months ago
I once did a road trip from Los Angeles to San Francisco and back again in the same day for a buddy.
detective miller's hat 8 months ago
One time my friend and I drove 9 hours just to see a band and then stop at Tudor's Biscuit World, then floored it home so we'd be back in time for band practice at 8AM the next day.
Louisa johnson 8 months ago
Anyone noticed that there are over 500 messages to be opened still. If friends are asking for favours like that I would leave them on read too lol
Tim Douglass 8 months ago
December 30, 1980. Buddy and I are standing in a junkyard on Highway 99 south in Seattle, Washington. It's cold, raining, muddy, and we've been pulling an engine all morning. He looks at me and says "If we got on that road, turned left, and drove for 24 hours we'd be in Los Angeles where it's warm." Twenty-four hours later we were in Los Angeles, where it was still raining, but it was, in fact, warm.
#14
Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago
Guess we'll be finding out as we're on Social Security 'pyramid scheme'.
#15
Tucker Cahooter 8 months ago
Needs more info. Was he outside in the car blasting the horn over and over again?
BeesEelsAndPups 8 months ago
Or yelling up the stairs "put down the phone and get your shoes on!" Something I've done many times
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sturmwesen 8 months ago (edited)
But if dad/coach was late he should run too
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Tee Mor 8 months ago
I always thought it was unfair that the kid had to run the laps if they were late. It was the parent driving the kid to practice. And let's face it, if your mom is anything like my mom, you were sitting there waiting for her to stop doing everything else but getting ready to go, so you could leave and arrive on time.
NetworkMan 8 months ago
I used to have a lecturer in college who smoked. I also smoked, and quite often I was late to his class because I would smoke before going in. I once walked into the smoking area about 10 minutes into his class starting, only to find him standing there smoking too. He then proceeded to tell me off for being late to his class while we smoked together. It wasn't a serious telling-off, it was jovial. I told him I was only going to be late if I smoked slower than he did.
Amanda Hunter 7 months ago
When I was a sophomore in high school my girlfriend and I were giving each other piggybacks when we were supposed to be playing tennis during PT. The teacher told us to run round the playing field giving each other piggybacks, oh, we had a blast!
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
My mother is the Tana. When I go to a musical or a concert with my family, my sister will tell me to “be ready at 5:45pm because that’s when we’re leaving.” I’ll be ready and over at their house at 5:30pm. I always bring a book, because my mother won’t even have started putting on her makeup by the time 5:45 rolls around XD
Lady Eowyn 8 months ago
I don't know why you were downvoted for this, I upvoted you.
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Stacie Zuniga 8 months ago
I always tell people my oldest daughter was born 3 days late and never cought up. She's late to everything.
Bi.Felicia 8 months ago
This is my theory as well. I know I've commented about this before but I was born over 3 months early and I'm always early to everything, my middle sister was born 2 weeks late and she is always late for everything. While my youngest sister was born right on her due date and she will literally show up right on time. If I remember correctly, quite a few other Pandas agreed that this was also the case for either someone they know or themselves. I wonder if this has ever been studied or looked into?
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Cindi Antrobus 8 months ago
My Uncle was Tana we would always tell him to be there 2 hours earlier so they would get there on time
David 8 months ago
Oh yes. It wasn't QUITE that bad, but for real I used to tell that person about 30 minutes sooner than 'real time'. So I'd tell them 5:30 if I wanted to meet at the restaurant at 6. Then I'd show up about 5:45 and park and wait. Then they would show up about 5:55 or 6 with a story about why they were late and how it wasn't their fault. Then we'd all end up going into the restaurant about 6 as originally intended. I'd sit in my van and listen to the radio or play a game on my phone. Just expecting it and planning around it was a lot less stressful than showing up at the correct time and waiting half an hour.
Just Another Karen 8 months ago
my wife is tana!!!!! on our first date she arrived 1 hour late. it was raining. i didn't find anywhere to hide. i love her anyways <3
Lady Eowyn 8 months ago
When I was riding in competition, there were always several people from the barn riding in the same competitions. We used to tell one woman we had to leave an hour earlier than we really did, or we'd all end up late.
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Sarah 8 months ago
Stick to tray bakes .. shove meat/ veg into oven with aome garlic/ herbs etc and forget about it for an hour or two. No standing over the Stove . I Do them nearly all the time https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/collections/5_everyday_traybakes
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Nitka Tsar 8 months ago
The cooking thing sounds lovely! I love to cook but I hate cleaning up, so I rarely bother
TheGoodBoi 8 months ago (edited)
A week to procrastinate on planning all of this out, then a week to plan it all out.
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Tee Mor 8 months ago
Please. Like the doctor would actually send a text. They would make their medical assistant do it
PFD 8 months ago
I wonder how long it will be till no one gets these jokes any more? I haven't seen a handwritten prescription in 15-20 years.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
I saw my GP just two weeks ago and he wrote out several written prescriptions for me XD I live in Southern California. Are written prescriptions uncommon elsewhere now?
Load More Replies... Emilu 8 months ago (edited)
I remember when I was working as a tenancy advocate I called a surgeon (who also happened to be a s****y landlord who was overseeing an illegal tenancy) pick up and then put me on hold because “she was in the middle of an operation”. Like, don’t pick up the phone, you stupid canoe of ḏouche. I proceeded with a petty campaign of calling her ‘Ms’ instead of ‘Dr’ for the rest of the time I was running my client’s file. Petty and not something I’d normally do, but man she rubbed me the wrong way.
Savannah greenleaf 8 months ago
No they send non legible faxes. I would scribble something on the bottom fax it back for fun, and call to speak to their nurse so they could decipher that c**p to me
Emilu 8 months ago
I think illegible handwriting is part of the requirements of being a doctor. I don't recall a single doctor (including my dad) whose writing I've been able to decipher.
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 8 months ago
Boy, that conversation escalated fast. BTW, my dad is a doctor.
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Julia Mckinney 8 months ago
Love the blanket, but she really needs some rhinestones or glitter on it.
David 8 months ago
Julia, Hopefully it is a blanket. If it's her fuzzy coat, it's unique enough her coworkers / boss might recognize it on the news.
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CultOfBambi 7 months ago
That's a bit mean. Taylor Swift fans are a bit annoying but I wouldn't call them mentally ill. /jk
Load More Replies... TheGoodBoi 8 months ago
Hey, scream enough that your voice is hoarse. Then you need another sick day *cough* *cough*
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Sharkfin6 8 months ago
Dad is shopping for dog toys, supplies, sweaters, paw pad ointments, etc.
Kalevra 8 months ago
I dont know how many times i will have to explain this before it goes viral and is widely accepted but here it goes again... Men do not want pets because of one simple reason. We are going to fall in love with that animal and its going to die before us and its gonna make us sad. Ancillary to that, is that we also have to deal with the person (usually a woman) who blind sided us with the animal and their feelings while ours are ignored. Thats why we dont want pets.
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Auntriarch 8 months ago
Oh dear I am laughing immoderately now. Will inflict this on Mr Auntriarch later today.
The Darkest Timeline 8 months ago
Demi Moore in GI Jane? Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta?
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Marie BellaDonna 7 months ago (edited)
Don't know why you got down voted. Pretty sure you were talking about literal hairless cars, which are totally a thing. Or I could just be naive, lol.
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Nitka Tsar 8 months ago
Try 199x. I feel like the 90s were just yesterday. Time flys when your older
Load More Replies... Tucker Cahooter 8 months ago
It's only been just over three months of 2025, yet I feel as though I have aged 10 years. Maybe we should all just be like Rip Van Winkle and have a good long sleep...
CP 8 months ago
This all started 3000 years ago in the year 2016. What are they talking about 2019?
Kat Alison 8 months ago
Everything went to s h i t after David Bowie died.
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Billo66 8 months ago (edited)
I was born in '66. Any idea how many 2020 like years I've been through? I survived disco and 3 wives man. I only caught covid twice. Even with 4 rounds of vaccine. The entire downfall of the middle east, when I was young, girls in Iran could still wear bathing suits at the beach, read books, I didn't understand Arab Spring or Viet Nam. At this point I'm numb. It fills my heart with blood. :/
Pedantic Panda 8 months ago
Think there is supposed to be blood in your heart...
Load More Replies... Son of Philosoraptor 8 months ago
Wife and I have the same job title, but for competing companies. 2019 we were both sent home to work. And here we still are! It's been awesome. I feel kinda guilty about that.
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LauraDragonWench 8 months ago
I was today years old when I discovered people didn't know this. I thought the twinkling gold tooth was a handy giveaway. 🤔
Snowkit 8 months ago
same...I figured that out the first time I watched it!
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 8 months ago
I got it right away. Like watching it at the theatre as a kid. I think I was 10yo.
Robyn Doyle 7 months ago
Yup, I got it watching it in the theater. Some folk don’t pick up on detail.
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DarcyRose 8 months ago
Oh thank goodness. Me either. At least we are both twits 🤣
Load More Replies... John Mosley 8 months ago
Several people are saying the gold tooth. How about they're both Joe Pesci?
The Darkest Timeline 8 months ago
But that’s how Kevin recognizes him and it’s made pretty obvious in the movie
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Rob Williams 7 months ago
Confession time...I've never seen Home Alone but I would have thought that Joe Pesci was, pretty much, unmistakable!
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Nota Robot 8 months ago
My wife and I keep telling each other that. Outside opinions are solicited nor welcome.
Snowkit 8 months ago
no, no, that reasonable. but also me and my bff do this so we feel you.
Load More Replies... Luis Hernandez Dauajare 8 months ago
Reminds me of my parents. Mom [mockingly sweet voice]: "Do I make your life perfect, honey?" Dad: "At least you make it very amusing". They have been together for 45 years.
Paintergurl 8 months ago
And smart! That's what I always tell my husband - I'm funny and I'm smart (after all I married him!)
Scott Rackley 8 months ago (edited)
My aunt. She was a on 45 minute timer. I remember one time she mentioned, cluelessly, "Why does everything start at a quarter after?" "Daylight Savings or something, Val."
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Mrs.C 8 months ago
My husband has had an imaginary girlfriend named Susan for 27 years. We've been together for 28 years. Susan gets blamed for a lot of things.
She who must not be named 8 months ago
Me and my boyfriend have an 'Abby' after he misspelled 'baby' in a text. She gets blamed for a lot of things too 😅 Our first Christmas together he wrote Abby instead of my name in my card, it is still displayed proudly on a shelf in my room 3 years later 😂
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Lara Verne 8 months ago
If she can afford her own hot air balloon, she can afford customization as well.
WindySwede 8 months ago
And not just printer, the nose is 3D. See the seems 🤯🙀
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
My boyfriend arranged for a trip on one for my birthday when we were still together. It is amazing, not terrifying at all. They move very slowly. The only weird thing is they’re apparently very hard to control - as they are subject to winds and have no “steering” - so it can sometimes take some maneuvering/extra time to land if the balloon has gotten blown a bit off-course by wind. But no, it wasn’t terrifying at all, it was awesome. And I usually dislike heights. But it wasn’t scary as long as I didn’t get too close to the edge of the basket!
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Michael Largey 8 months ago
I’d answer “You’re who again? Do I know you?”
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Donna Peluda 8 months ago
If I've offended you any way in 2024 plese try to improve and don't p**s me off again in 2025
KatSaidWhat 8 months ago
OMG, this happened to me last week. Except it started with my asking nicely how she was, her telling me, my sarcasm at her being inconvenienced by someone's death and her outright hostility. I'm going to be having the great year. 👍😄
Hippopotamuses 8 months ago
I wouldn't recommend this, assuming it's not sarcasm. It's a bit too dismissive.
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Doug Moyer 7 months ago
Since the screen capture is done by the person on the right, it's not the sister that is "wrong"...
Dragons Exist 8 months ago
That's not a problem with the sister, that's a problem with the English language and how people speak lol
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Chihuahua Mama 8 months ago
I was trying to think what the censored word that starts with 'g' is or why the word 'guy' would be censored... it's just confetti 🤦🏽♀️
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Huddo's sister 8 months ago
We always doubled my mum's eta because she is always late. That was when she said she was heading home straight away. If she says 'I'm just getting milk' from the shops we know she will be almost an hour.
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Pernille 8 months ago
My local radio station occasionally plays "Wake Me Up Before You Gogo" by Wham, and even if it is early in the morning I have to get up and dance.
nicholas nolan 8 months ago
After high scool when I had my first 9-5 job, there was a radio staion that would play Everybody's Workin For The Weekend" every Friday at 5:05PM. Which was right when I'd start my car. It was awesome.
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Michael Largey 8 months ago
When the Beatles’ version of “Twist and Shout” comes on around me, very unsightly things happen
JuJu 8 months ago
"You don't know how you met me, you don't know why you can't turn around and say goodbye..."
Callie27 8 months ago
"All you know is when I'm with you, I make you free And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea" LOVE THAT SONG!!! LOVE UNCLE KRACKER!!!
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Pascale Laroche 8 months ago
For me it's Take on Me by A-Ah, when my daughter was young I embarrassed her because I sang it all at the top of my lungs. Now 15 years later she sings it with me!
LauraDragonWench 8 months ago
Any song by Stabbing Westward (a band pivotal to my adolescence) or #1 Crush by Garbage.
Load More Replies... Vicki Perizzolo 7 months ago
so hard to find Saturday Morning Confusion anywhere outside of IHeart...oops gotta go
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Boredest Panda 8 months ago (edited)
*60% of pandas and redditors, probably more, puts their left foot on purple* (EDIT: Phantom Phoenix pointed out it was a foot)
BiggBoii 8 months ago
the rest of us are still going "righty tighty; lefty loosey...Aaahh thats left"
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M B 8 months ago
Ehmm...I thought a lot of people...have months pass without crying. Last time I cried ...it was when Balian knighted every armed person in defence of Jerusalem...
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Panda McPandaface 8 months ago
"This or nothing"? Nah, I'll put you in the spam folder then you can count down your 30 days to deletion.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
Yep. 43 years old here, dog had an emergency situation and needed to go to the emergency vet at 1:30am XD $2,000 later.. he was overall fine XD Luckily I have pet insurance for him, but oooof.
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G A 8 months ago
I get two months with no council tax to pay annually. Bet your bottom dollar that's when something goes t I t s up, depriving me of my silly money for the year.
K Barnes 8 months ago
Every month I save 1/12 of my property tax that's due in June up. In March/April I'm always like WOW, I am doing so great with saving this year, I can take a vacation or something. Then I remember that all of it is due in a couple months and I'm not doing great with saving this year. Rinse and repeat going on 7 years now.
Load More Replies... Vicki Perizzolo 7 months ago
and if you own a house, car, pet - you NEVER EVER mention that you have $5 'left over' because they'll want it - in spades.
Maureen Rouse 7 months ago
Also sounds like some of us on Social Security! The government tells us we are getting a COLA but it's gone before we even receive it!
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LauraDragonWench 8 months ago
Ridiculous?! That's pure gold prose, I tell ya! I want a man to email me like this. 😂
Emilu 8 months ago
I want a woman to email me like this. Just so I can read it at some ungodly hour and be all “…heh?”
Load More Replies... Fat Harry (Oi / You) 8 months ago
Thank f**k for that asterisk, or I'd have been traumatised by the use of the word "balls".
CP 8 months ago
Exactly where my head went, and even read the comments section to make sure I wasn't going to parrot something someone already said. WIN!
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NetworkMan 8 months ago
If people need some 'happy' today, these two actually became friends over Facetime, and then got to opportunity to meet one another. There is a video here - https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/1fhtaz4/after_becoming_best_friends_over_facetime_these/
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Floeckchen 8 months ago (edited)
Two options: She really hates that guy or she REALLY likes that guy.
Vicki Perizzolo 7 months ago
I keep manifesting a massive aneurysm for someone orange but i'm still waiting too.
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Nitka Tsar 8 months ago
You have to say „remember to bring my charger“ if you say „don‘t forget“ most peoples brains will filter out the „don‘t“ and forget it. I‘ve read that in a parenting book some years ago and have found that it also applies to adults.
Dragons Exist 8 months ago
Not sure how that would've helped them not forget it
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Nannychachi 8 months ago
My husband was hugging me and I said, "You're my favorite husband....... so far."
David Houde 8 months ago
I was on vacation with my wife and she mentioned about going to a specific place one day, which was actually the way we were already driving. Since I didn't change direction, she then snaps "Or are you saving that for your second wife?" I smiled and said "Yup, I'm saving that one for my second wife." She had forgotten that she IS my second wife..
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Tonyah Mcanelly 8 months ago
my bestie and I live in different states. One time i was on a hell date i text her our secret get me out of this date text. She called pretending she was my teenage daughter stuck at the mall with no ride ..
Matthew Currie 8 months ago
Long ago I knew a person who had a couple of daughters, and she passed on a useful family tradition. Of course it requires that the mother and daughers both are not clueless....but anyway, the daughters always called her "mom," and when they wanted her to say no (this was in the days before messaging, so think telephones) to some invitation they really did not want, but didn't want to be seen to refuse for peer-pressure reasons, they would call for permission and address her as "mother." That was the code for "please say no."
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Brian Herold 8 months ago
Took me a moment to recognize the Tomb Raider reference.
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Wintermute 8 months ago
That shirt gets any lower cut and you'll be seeing her both of her nepals.
Vicki Perizzolo 7 months ago
the lack of education is showing again - just wait another couple of years in this country.. You won't know if it's you though..
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Gavin Johnson 8 months ago (edited)
Exchange fish. Deep down at 1000m there’s a flying fish hanging out with a bunch of angler fish. He doesn’t speak their language, he’s baffled by the food they eat and honestly he’s all in the dark about the whole situation….
XenoMurph 8 months ago
With everything that's been going on we decided to drop the "L" in it's name. It's more appropriate now.
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RamiRudolph 8 months ago (edited)
Cool, except coming up to the surface probably kílled him. Those fish aren't made for the surface.
Boredest Panda 8 months ago
Amazon just delivered a package that’s been delayed for the past 100 million years
Vicki Perizzolo 7 months ago
DOGE / ICE will send her butt back down for not having the same last name as on her birth certificate...
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The Darkest Timeline 8 months ago
Alcohol is where lots of restaurants make a decent portion of their profits
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 8 months ago
“Being broke is not a disgrace. It is merely a catastrophe.” - Nero Wolfe
General Anaesthesia 8 months ago (edited)
Where does it say dollars? It may be 10 $10 tokens.
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Phantom Phoenix 8 months ago
If only humanity's actions only affected humans...
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
I had a friend who lived in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. She died in 2016, but I still keep Saskatoon on my weather app in my phone so I can check the weather where my friend used to live. :) Saskatoon has a VERY different climate than where I live!
Load More Replies... LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago
I live right under where it says “90” on the far left-hand side. It’s not fun.
Emilu 8 months ago (edited)
I had to Google what 90 was in celsius but I did and... nuuuuu. My happy place is about 70 degrees fahrenheit (21 celsius). We had a good summer; there were barely any over 40 degree days (104F) this year!
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Jnausicaa 8 months ago
Nope, We're closed. Mountie out front should have told you.
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BingeFest1 8 months ago
Its referencing an extrememly viral YT video that blew up years ago
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Boredest Panda 8 months ago (edited)
‘Til the very next day when the duck walked up to the lemonade stand…
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Stuey Bassfish 8 months ago
I read this as "mandatory vaccinations" and assumed she was injecting the horse. 'Tis early and I have issues.
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RedHairedDragon 8 months ago
It's weird that your family tree is actually a funnel
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RamiRudolph 8 months ago
We all know that when it comes to women, "speechless" is just, well, a figure of speech.
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Auntriarch 8 months ago
Did I mention that I'm retired? And luckily it doesn't take much these days
Snowkit 8 months ago
yes you did! Congrats! (I forgot to give you congrats the date you gave us, also I couldn't find a comment to give you my congratulations) Whats it like now?
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Dragons Exist 8 months ago
At this point I know more about her than myself lmao
Load More Replies... Snowkit 8 months ago
who back? Crystalwitch? she was mentioned in the comment above? Im a bit confused? Pls explain!
Load More Replies... Dragons Exist 8 months ago
At this point I know more about her than myself lmao
Load More Replies... Snowkit 8 months ago
who back? Crystalwitch? she was mentioned in the comment above? Im a bit confused? Pls explain!
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