You may have heard of 'Crazy Jewish Mom.' The creation of Kate Siegal, it started out as a page that she used to share her mother Kim's hilariously honest text messages that she frequently received, usually around the traditional mother worries such when marriage and kids are on the way.

It became so popular that she now dedicates herself to sharing her mothers biting wisdom full time, with several side projects and a book out. We love Crazy Jewish Mom here at Bored Panda and have compiled a list of our favourite Mom-ments. Scroll down below to check them out and don't forget to vote for your favourite!

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Neeraj Jha
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2 years ago

xD

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Gray
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2 years ago

snap

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SJ_Panda_love
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2 years ago

She totally got me at grandSpawn!

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Hamdhaan Hassan
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2 years ago

i love this one

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2 years ago

Ohhhhh!!! Burn!!! Good job mom

PsychoPrincess
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2 years ago

Me and my ex were 20 years apart closer to 25 years apart and we had the best relationship I have ever had the people that judge people for finding love in any case whether it be a years apart or b there's some sort of strange connection you don't understand and then you judge these people for being happy the world really needs to take a look at itself and figure out what really is important two people who are in love with an age difference of several years or something that actually matters like global warming or something. I don't agree with being all over each other in public bedroom activity should remain in the bedroom but the fact that they love each other and want to show people that they love each other should not be frowned upon.

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Susan Milam
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2 years ago

Would have said GRAND DAUGHTER!!!!!!!😂

Rachel Hutton
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2 years ago

Hahahah me too!!! XD

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Neeraj Jha
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2 years ago

Savage!

Amanda
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2 months ago

I mean, if it's consensual and they were a couple then you made yourself look foolish. This also probably made the woman feel shamed if she is into older men.

A Mueller
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2 years ago

Mind your own business…

David McKendrick
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8 months ago

Granddaughter

Haley Sterne
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2 years ago

I wish I could see his expression!

MJ
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2 years ago

Easy mom, that was your daughter in disguise...

Trond E. Haveland
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2 years ago

Your mom should have said,"U have the mo9st beautiful GRANDdaughter I have ever seen. U must be so pornified-proud-pride or whatever."

Tanya Kysel'ova
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2 years ago

maybe it was his daughter...

TC
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2 years ago

Pitty is when I walk in the street with my daughter there's always a lady or two that stare at me with bad looks. Mean imagination

Agnes Jekyll
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2 years ago

Excellent

Sparked Silly
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2 years ago

There's someone out there for everyone .

Pamela Mitchell
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2 years ago

I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!

Aubrey
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2 years ago

roasted do u need some aloe 4 dat burn

Pragya Fating
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2 years ago

She did a double burn. On one hand she said it to the guy ND the other that she is saying to her daughter that the girl in the diner is the most beautiful not her own daughter.

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2 years ago

I can so relate to this :DDD

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2 years ago

MUAHUAHUAHUAHUA!!

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Mikleo
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2 years ago

Look at the bright side: you have a higher rank than your siblings and your dad.

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Ana Fuentes
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2 years ago

this one is the funniest of them all!!!

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Hamdhaan Hassan
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2 years ago

a facelift? why would that make her happy

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sh
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2 years ago

Morning boogie boarding at the beach?! Yes!

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Maike
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2 years ago

and this is exactly what she did...

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Ash
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2 years ago

why...even i wud get ecstatic at that!

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Spinaap
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2 years ago

payback is sweet, sweet as pie

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CelSlade
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2 years ago

Yes! This ^

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Ana Fuentes
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2 years ago

Hate to say it but mom is always right, if I had listen to mine my life would have been different. MEET THE DOCTOR

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Derpicorn
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2 years ago

Wow. Just wow.

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Jennifer .S
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2 years ago

But if the phone is frozen they can't respond

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Hamdhaan Hassan
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2 years ago

seriously i can see that she is obsessed with her

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Bway_Gonnabe11
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2 years ago

ooohhhhhh damn, mama, you still got it!

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Belle_Panda
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2 years ago

😍

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Ana Fuentes
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2 years ago

I want this book, it sounds funny!!!

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MagicalUnicorn
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2 years ago

that was my mom until younger sister got married, now she's the target :D

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Rainbo
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2 years ago

This grandmom is hilarious!!

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ANKAN BANERJEE
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2 years ago

All aboard the guilt trip train! Chooo chooo X~√

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SJ_Panda_love
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2 years ago

I really want to meet this mother and have a conversation! She is really badass! Love her!

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CelSlade
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2 years ago

XD excellent!

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Rebekah
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2 years ago

When a man offers you a tattoo, you say yes.

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Hamdhaan Hassan
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2 years ago

hahaha ok thats a real threat

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Kristina Neeley
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2 years ago

Why isn't this higher, this is the greatest answer to hellfire and brimstone

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Usernameofgag
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2 years ago

This is deep deep deep question of life.

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Nora Bora
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2 years ago

Sadly, I don't think of those kinds of comebacks until I'm in the parking lot.

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Usernameofgag
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2 years ago

My mom do this. I lost a lots of clothes when I went home. although those clothes went to orphanage, i just can't...

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Maud O'Red Frr
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2 years ago

Hahahahah! She's perfect!

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Ntosh
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2 years ago

Hahaha, mom really wants grandspwans, she's desperate for them.

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Chocolate Quente e Biscoitos
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2 years ago

He too sounds like a great parent! ^^

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CelSlade
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2 years ago

hehe

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Belle_Panda
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2 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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CelSlade
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2 years ago

OMG I love this mom! I want to be her :P

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Madison Unger
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2 years ago

i wnt her as my mom!

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Painting Puddles
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2 years ago

Accurate

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Rebekah
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2 years ago

Can I like this more than once?

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Mikleo
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2 years ago

Barrel of wine*

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James A. Smith Jr.
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2 years ago

I sense something subliminal here. Hmmm

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SJ_Panda_love
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2 years ago

That's one cute child in a ultra cute pose!

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CelSlade
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2 years ago

I wholeheartedly agree.

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James A. Smith Jr.
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2 years ago

Again I ask. What did she prank her on, on Christmas? This was awesome though

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Lyone Fein
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2 years ago

Oh, lighten up, Nyree, she obviously loves her mother and finds her adorable. Plus she doesn't seem to let her mother's comments control her in any way. This is just how Jewish women talk. You can bet she talks to her mother the same way.

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2 years ago

NO RING ON FINGER U MUST NOT LINGER :DDDDD

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Gray
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2 years ago

me

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Nora Bora
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2 years ago

Sadly true.

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Ehren Thomsen
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2 years ago

I have a penis and I totally want this underwear. But I need a smaller snout size.

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Rainbo
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2 years ago

Lol. First one she didn't call her daughter "spawn"

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Nora Bora
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2 years ago

There's a price for everything.

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Nora Bora
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2 years ago

Ha.

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Monia Monika
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2 years ago

Aww... Congrats you two.

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Jespren Ray
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2 years ago

Hey, when you are on hold for that long, sometimes other priorities need to be addressed!

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2 years ago

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holy God Baron Brooks is pathetic. Poor guy.

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Lyone Fein
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2 years ago

I am so glad this woman has such a good sense of humor.

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Nora Bora
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2 years ago

Bazinga!

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CelSlade
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2 years ago

XD

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Hayley Lightcap
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2 years ago

That's a pretty valid question

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Tamara Laney
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2 years ago

No rocking chair for this mama.... just straight-up Rockin'!

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Poseidon Cheez
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2 years ago

This mom just.....

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Derpicorn
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2 years ago

😆

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Lillian Chesak
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2 years ago

Everyone needs to dance sometimes... especially when it's a Beyoncé song

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Linda Solomon
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2 years ago

moms right...

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