😊

Also applies to doggos.

Times have changed. In 2019 you could have been arrested for wearing a mask inside a bank and today for not wearing a mask.

Oh, yeah!

Me too

That is what I try to do

So I'm not the only one who noticed my phone listens to me..

Every surgical patient's worst nightmare.

I thought it said 'petty' at first and that is also correct.

what a pitty it isn't handed down exactly what the parrot said....

That's better than forgetting it at home and having to buy one when you know you have a box of them at home

Not like it floats, or can cook/keep warm with it, won't heal a broken leg or cure a fever. You can't even fight off zombies with it.

Especially the under-5 crowd.

And 2021 so far

Wouldn't it be funny if the whole world tried that at the same time for just one day? ( walking only)

I like the one I found a few years back that said "You can only say WTF so many times a day before you just start drinking."

🤔

Brilliant. This restaurant is hilarious. Love their signs.

Honesty at last.

Yep,oh yeah yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Yeah?

Here again Yep,yep,yep

2021: "What part of HOLD MY BEER, didn't you understand?"

ah yes

Beware of the bat virus.

I love this one!

Quarantiiiiiine

Sad but true.

Hurts, but true

There are a few movies that are sooo slow that I cannot watch them without playing a game on the phone.

Persistance wins the ............whatever.

sure!

Well Slap me upside my head why don't you?

That's too true.

I'd even pack a lunch as long as he keeps his mouth shut. Quareintined too long with someone who talks too much.

This also works with chocolate!!!

Aww I hope so.

It's called a tornado.

I'm working on my Ph.D. in Procrastination. Been at it for 43 years so far.

... If you know/guess that it's a dream... If not you can't help it...

Messy tacos are the BEST!

So I must be wild.

We all know someone like that.

Good thinking.

Nice burn

It's only beaten by "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember"

Yup!

Absolutely.

I have: "Excuse me Sir's, are you lost?"

apparent punnn

Also contributes to memory loss.

Most people's life at the moment.

Not for some people apparently... if the past 4 years are any indication.

Can mine be taco flavor?

THIS

Lol! Clever!

Somedays you are the pigeon, somedays you are the statue.

That's depressing.