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If someone asked you how many bones are in the human body and you said “more than three,” congrats—you’re technically correct. You’re also not getting invited back to trivia night, but still: correct.

The internet, however, would welcome you with open arms. People post takes like this every day, and as long as they’re technically true, there’s not much anyone can say back. Below, we’ve gathered some of the funniest examples—scroll down and upvote your favorites.

#1

Lazy People

Social media exchange humorously discussing laziness with technically true logic and witty reply.

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Nicole Weymann
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Given the choice I prefer working with lazy people over working with stupid people. In a pinch lazy and smart gets the job done with minimal effort. Busy and stupid works a lot but to no avail.

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    First Video Of 2026

    Social media thread with a humorous comment illustrating things that are technically true and no one can argue.

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    This compilation might not teach you much if you’re here for genuinely useful facts. but if you appreciate dry, cheeky, sarcastic humor? You’re in the right place. Because sarcasm is honestly a fine art, one that requires real skill and wit to pull off well.

    Sarcasm has quite the history too. The word comes from the Greek sarkazein, meaning “to tear flesh like a dog.” Over time, it evolved to mean “to bite one’s lips in rage,” “to gnash one’s teeth,” “to sneer,” and “to speak bitterly.”

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    The first known use of “sarcasm” in its modern sense—”a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain”—dates back to 1619, several centuries ago.

    #4

    Amazing Comment

    Reddit discussion screenshot showing a fun fact comment with technically true logic about turning 11 on 11/11/11.

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be pedantic: It is 11.11.2011 where I live

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    #5

    Including Ours Also. Thanks UK

    Tweet about the UK flag with a technically true fact highlighting British independence days and logic debate.

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    #6

    Life Savings

    Stacked WW1 coins damaged by a bullet, illustrating a technically true fact in a historical context with clever commentary.

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    1-800-OMG-STFU
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. I laughed a little too hard with that one.

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    Here’s the thing about sarcasm, though: it’s probably one of the least universal forms of humor out there. Not everyone gets it, and misunderstandings are common.

    Entire cultures have been called out for not responding well to it—the Japanese, for example. But in reality, it’s not that Japanese people don’t use sarcasm; they just use it differently.

    #7

    Always Has Been True

    Tweet discussing something that feels British but isn’t with a technically true statement about the British Museum contents.

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    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they’d stolen the Bamiyan Buddhas

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    #8

    Dressing Appropriately In An Inappropriate Way

    Reddit post discussing a logic paradox about dressing normally at a party with an inappropriate dress theme.

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    #9

    So True

    Reddit discussion about movies that made users walk out, showcasing technically true comments and logic in online debates.

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    Luke || Kira (he/she)
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to write "they definitely walked out during Melania" and then I remembered that nobody even went to see Melania in the first place.

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    According to Metropolis, Japan’s leading English magazine, the Japanese language absolutely has sarcasm, it’s just used differently.

    The term 皮肉 (hiniku) captures this, referring to moments where what you say contradicts what you actually mean. But unlike casual English sarcasm, it often shows up when things get tense—think criticism or confrontation rather than everyday banter.

    #10

    Meirl

    Hand holding cigarette with text about smoking reducing life, illustrating technically true facts and logic humor.

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote Bridget Jones's father concerning cigarettes: "I take great comfort in the fact that they might kïll me before things actually get worse."

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    #11

    We All Have Peaked

    Tweet explaining the earth as the largest rock and humorously questioning the need for rock climbing, featuring technically true logic.

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    timhood
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a rock climber, but it's pretty obvious that it's not about getting onto the biggest rock.

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    #12

    Nobody Knows Such A Person

    Reddit conversation showcasing technically true logic about attraction and fit men in grey sweatpants.

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    That doesn’t mean it’s always cutting. Researchers like Kumiko Torikai and Hiroshi Tanaka point out that Japanese speakers regularly use indirect or ironic phrasing to gently tease friends or make social observations.

    The real difference is in delivery: English sarcasm tends to be direct and obvious, while Japanese sarcasm works through subtle shifts in tone, specific language particles, or overly formal keigo (honorific speech).

    #13

    He Sure Appears In That Many Scenes

    Text story and photo showing a funny technically true fact about Captain America’s dad being a dentist.

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    #15

    Caught One In The Wild

    Reddit thread from AskReddit discussing things that are technically true, featuring a witty comment about a nose.

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    In some cultures, sarcasm isn’t just expressed through words but through punctuation.

    In certain Ethiopic languages, for example, sarcasm and unreal phrases are marked at the end of a sentence with a character called temherte slaq, which looks like an inverted exclamation point ¡.

    In 1668, John Wilkins proposed using the same symbol as an irony mark in English, but clearly, that never caught on.

    #17

    Yep, Can Only Be Eaten Once

    Comment asking if uranium is edible and reply saying once, illustrating technically true statements and logic.

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    #18

    This Is Truly Breathtaking

    Reddit thread asking what a German cannot live without, answered with oxygen, illustrating technically true logic.

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    Misunderstanding sarcasm also isn’t entirely cultural. It can even be biological.

    Different parts of the brain must work together to comprehend sarcasm, and this skill can be lacking in people with certain forms of brain damage, dementia, and sometimes autism. MRI studies have located this perception in the right parahippocampal gyrus.

    Don’t underestimate how much of a talent sarcasm actually is. It is even argued to be more sophisticated than lying, which develops as early as age three, while sarcastic expressions emerge much later.

    #19

    I Was Doing Homework When I Did This

    Paper with an exercise to write a question using why, showing a simple handwritten answer, illustrating technically true logic.

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    #20

    China Has Red Flags

    Screenshot of a Reddit discussion about China with the national flag, highlighting technically true statements and logic in comments.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (distant thunder of approaching Overlord tanks)

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    #21

    Can’t Argue With That Logic

    Question about limiting injuries when falling from a 5 story building with a technically true logic answer on Quora.

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    So if you’re a sarcasm enthusiast, know that it’s way deeper and more meaningful than it might seem.

    It’s an interesting cognitive ability that involves multiple parts of your brain working together. It varies across cultures and requires real social awareness to master. Hopefully, these posts gave you a chance to appreciate it in action.

    #22

    The Technical Truth Behind Pyramids

    Two men and a bird in front of a pyramid with text debunked showcasing technically true facts and logic discussion.

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    #23

    There's One More If You Are Lucky

    Tweet about five planets visible to the naked eye, illustrating technically true facts and logical discussion.

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    #24

    My Man Lighting Mcqueen And Thor Can Be Besties

    Screenshot of a social media conversation analyzing a movie plot with technically true logic and character development.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't think of any specific examples off the top of my head, but I kinda expect that there are lots of movies that follow this same story.

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    #26

    I Love Pi

    Tweet by Robert H. Woodman humorously explaining a technically true math pun involving sin of gluttony and sin of pi.

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    Glix Drap
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replacing 'because' with 'cos' could improve the joke linguistically but not necessarily mathmatically.

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    #27

    Now What About Baby Shoes?

    Text conversation explaining baby clothing sizes with a simple, technically true logic in a humorous online post.

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    #28

    Technically The Truth?

    Twitter exchange about Jesus being a gamer with a reply joking he did respawn, illustrating technically true logic.

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    HamsterGirl
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

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    #30

    Filming An Ad On Top Of The Sphere

    Tweet thread discussing a technically true statement about the first person on top of The Sphere in Las Vegas.

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    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Timothy Charcuterie really is everywhere these days. You just can't escape him. In which unexpected places have you seen Timothy Charcoal last?

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    #31

    Somebody That I Used To Know

    Screenshot of a humorous Twitter exchange using technically true logic with a distorted face image meme.

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    BC_Animus
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Star Wars parody of this song was better IMO...

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    #32

    Two Is Less Than Three

    Screenshot of a humorous social media post about literal interpretation showcasing technically true logic.

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    Richard Smith
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was technically correct...the best kind of correct! (thank you for everything Futurama)

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    #33

    It Does End Marriages, Doesn't It

    Screenshot of a social media post showing a technically true logic answer to what ends marriages prematurely.

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    #34

    Well Yes But Actually Yes

    Reddit comment discussing perception of the average Canadian with logically true and simple reasoning.

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    #38

    The Three Faces Of Truth

    Illustration of a scale with two 100 N weights and a question about its reading, highlighting technically true logic humor.

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    Slop Generator
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do not need eyes to read. You can read Braille with your fingertips or Morse with your ears. Animals and potatoes have eyes but still cannot read

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    #39

    Some People Call Him Dr. Specific

    Radio signal from space in 1977 remains unexplained, illustrating technically true facts and intriguing logic about the unknown.

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    Apatheist
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do know. It came from Earth and was reflected off two passing comets.

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    #41

    Duolingo If It Wasn't Mid

    Tweet screenshot showing a logically true statement about language, highlighting technically true facts with witty social media humor.

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    BC_Animus
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of this conversation with a girl at work a while back - told her I could say "hello in 113 different languages". When she asks me to do it I repeated the words, and then I just stood there grinning at her - she gave me a confused look for a second before telling me to go away.

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    #42

    AI Cant Replace Him

    Screenshot of a social media conversation highlighting technically true statements and playful logic about being jobless.

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    HamsterGirl
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it’s true soooo 🤷🏼‍♀️

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    #43

    If Nirvana Formed Today

    Anonymous forum exchange discussing Nirvana's popularity if formed today, illustrating technically true logic in debate format.

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of a few years ago when Michael Jordan was asked if he and his Bulls team mates could beat the best current NBA teams and he said maybe not. When asked why he said "Well, we're all getting close to 60 years old."

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    #44

    Well, It Definitely Came To Mine Too

    Close-up photo of eyes in a social media post illustrating things that are technically true with clear logic.

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    Ace
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can;t help but wonder what sort of answer they were expecting.

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    #45

    You Can, But Generally That Would Defeat The Purpose

    Social media exchange highlighting technically true logic about relaxing in a hot tub with playful comments.

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    #46

    It Played Fine For Me Too

    Hands playing a digital piano with illuminated keys, illustrating technically true logic in music and technology.

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    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽🙆🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽

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    #47

    That's Right

    Reddit post asking for things that are technically true, showing a legal example with elevator logic and comments.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America, we call it an elevator. In Britain, they call it a lift. I guess we're just raised differently. I'm sorry. I'll just get my coat and show myself out.

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    #49

    We're Just Tapping Glass All Day

    Screenshot of a social media post highlighting a technically true statement about people tapping glass screens all day.

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    Panda'sMom
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up either making a finger go round and round or even using a crank to connect to an operator. You had to be careful what you said because snoopy, gossip-y "Karens" would listen in.

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    #50

    I Think He's Right About This One

    Close-up images of a baby’s mouth with no visible teeth, illustrating technically true and logical observations.

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    Nicole Weymann
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fingernail in the second pic! For a moment I thought she had found something in kiddo's mouth that she wanted to show.

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    #51

    Sitting In The Garage With The Car Running And The Heat On

    Screenshot of a Twitter conversation discussing the technically true logic about sitting in vehicles idling in a garage.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it looks like they may both be s©rewed, #1 croaks from CO, #2 croaks when the POS Tesla catches fire and roasts him. 🤷‍♂️

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    #52

    Well, He Represents The Character Perfectly

    Comparison of Harry Potter in the films showing a character and in the books showing plain text, illustrating technically true logic.

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not the only one who feels like Joanne didn’t expand enough on the world of Harry Potter in a satisfying way right? I feel like the world is still somewhat underdeveloped

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    #53

    The Bar Was Set Low In 1830

    Reddit thread showing a technically true fact about Dutch men's height increase, with user comments discussing the logic.

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    Jaya
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Dutch people on average became taller and taller, until a little while ago. People who were born around 1980 are the tallest generation, people born in 2001 are 1-1.4cm shorter than that generation. According to the official numbers: men born in 1930 were 175.6cm, men from 1980 were 183.9cm. Women from those generations went from 165.4cm to 170.7cm.

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    #54

    Can't Fault The Pedantry

    Screenshot of a social media post explaining a technically true logic about asking a question involving two questions.

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    Slop Generator
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    - What is your fee? - $100 per question. What is your second question?

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    #55

    A Boy And His Atom

    Microscopic image showing atoms arranged in a stick figure, illustrating technically true concepts with atomic logic.

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chemistry exams are exams taken by a bunch of atoms about atoms they don’t know about

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    #56

    You Asked And It Delivered

    Chatbot answering a riddle about a non-living thing that grows, emphasizing logic and technically true statements.

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    #57

    I Wanted To Know Know Who Was The Biggest Fame Wise But That Works

    Black and white photo of Roald Dahl smiling, illustrating technically true facts about authors and height.

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    Sven Horlemann
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not "big", that is "tall". I am 6'5 myself and fin this important.

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    #58

    People Do Need Them, Apparently. Checks Out

    Text image showing a witty quote and a fact about the liver with technically true statements related to life and survival.

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    #59

    Uruguay Is Not Bigger Than Uranus

    Screenshot of a Reddit comment about Uruguay's size mentioning technically true facts and logic in an online discussion.

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    #60

    He Also Breathes Air

    White rabbit with large ears being petted, illustrating one of the technically true facts with no argument logic.

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    JL
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say something about this, but he'd probably hear it.

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