If someone asked you how many bones are in the human body and you said “more than three,” congrats—you’re technically correct. You’re also not getting invited back to trivia night, but still: correct.
The internet, however, would welcome you with open arms. People post takes like this every day, and as long as they’re technically true, there’s not much anyone can say back. Below, we’ve gathered some of the funniest examples—scroll down and upvote your favorites.
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Lazy People
Given the choice I prefer working with lazy people over working with stupid people. In a pinch lazy and smart gets the job done with minimal effort. Busy and stupid works a lot but to no avail.
Thats The Best Last Name
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This compilation might not teach you much if you’re here for genuinely useful facts. but if you appreciate dry, cheeky, sarcastic humor? You’re in the right place. Because sarcasm is honestly a fine art, one that requires real skill and wit to pull off well.
Sarcasm has quite the history too. The word comes from the Greek sarkazein, meaning “to tear flesh like a dog.” Over time, it evolved to mean “to bite one’s lips in rage,” “to gnash one’s teeth,” “to sneer,” and “to speak bitterly.”
The first known use of “sarcasm” in its modern sense—”a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain”—dates back to 1619, several centuries ago.
Amazing Comment
Including Ours Also. Thanks UK
Life Savings
Here’s the thing about sarcasm, though: it’s probably one of the least universal forms of humor out there. Not everyone gets it, and misunderstandings are common.
Entire cultures have been called out for not responding well to it—the Japanese, for example. But in reality, it’s not that Japanese people don’t use sarcasm; they just use it differently.
Always Has Been True
Dressing Appropriately In An Inappropriate Way
So True
I was about to write "they definitely walked out during Melania" and then I remembered that nobody even went to see Melania in the first place.
According to Metropolis, Japan’s leading English magazine, the Japanese language absolutely has sarcasm, it’s just used differently.
The term 皮肉 (hiniku) captures this, referring to moments where what you say contradicts what you actually mean. But unlike casual English sarcasm, it often shows up when things get tense—think criticism or confrontation rather than everyday banter.
Meirl
To quote Bridget Jones's father concerning cigarettes: "I take great comfort in the fact that they might kïll me before things actually get worse."
We All Have Peaked
Nobody Knows Such A Person
That doesn’t mean it’s always cutting. Researchers like Kumiko Torikai and Hiroshi Tanaka point out that Japanese speakers regularly use indirect or ironic phrasing to gently tease friends or make social observations.
The real difference is in delivery: English sarcasm tends to be direct and obvious, while Japanese sarcasm works through subtle shifts in tone, specific language particles, or overly formal keigo (honorific speech).
He Sure Appears In That Many Scenes
Technically True
Caught One In The Wild
In some cultures, sarcasm isn’t just expressed through words but through punctuation.
In certain Ethiopic languages, for example, sarcasm and unreal phrases are marked at the end of a sentence with a character called temherte slaq, which looks like an inverted exclamation point ¡.
In 1668, John Wilkins proposed using the same symbol as an irony mark in English, but clearly, that never caught on.
Her Brain Failed Her
Yep, Can Only Be Eaten Once
This Is Truly Breathtaking
Misunderstanding sarcasm also isn’t entirely cultural. It can even be biological.
Different parts of the brain must work together to comprehend sarcasm, and this skill can be lacking in people with certain forms of brain damage, dementia, and sometimes autism. MRI studies have located this perception in the right parahippocampal gyrus.
Don’t underestimate how much of a talent sarcasm actually is. It is even argued to be more sophisticated than lying, which develops as early as age three, while sarcastic expressions emerge much later.
I Was Doing Homework When I Did This
China Has Red Flags
Can’t Argue With That Logic
So if you’re a sarcasm enthusiast, know that it’s way deeper and more meaningful than it might seem.
It’s an interesting cognitive ability that involves multiple parts of your brain working together. It varies across cultures and requires real social awareness to master. Hopefully, these posts gave you a chance to appreciate it in action.
The Technical Truth Behind Pyramids
There's One More If You Are Lucky
My Man Lighting Mcqueen And Thor Can Be Besties
I Do Too
I Love Pi
Now What About Baby Shoes?
Technically The Truth?
Hugging Mums
Filming An Ad On Top Of The Sphere
Timothy Charcuterie really is everywhere these days. You just can't escape him. In which unexpected places have you seen Timothy Charcoal last?
Somebody That I Used To Know
Two Is Less Than Three
He was technically correct...the best kind of correct! (thank you for everything Futurama)
It Does End Marriages, Doesn't It
Well Yes But Actually Yes
The Only Trait That Matters
Well That Was Unexpected
That Would Do It
The Three Faces Of Truth
You do not need eyes to read. You can read Braille with your fingertips or Morse with your ears. Animals and potatoes have eyes but still cannot read
Some People Call Him Dr. Specific
I See 9 Of Them
Duolingo If It Wasn't Mid
Reminds me of this conversation with a girl at work a while back - told her I could say "hello in 113 different languages". When she asks me to do it I repeated the words, and then I just stood there grinning at her - she gave me a confused look for a second before telling me to go away.
AI Cant Replace Him
If Nirvana Formed Today
Well, It Definitely Came To Mine Too
You Can, But Generally That Would Defeat The Purpose
It Played Fine For Me Too
That's Right
Throwaway Joke
We're Just Tapping Glass All Day
I grew up either making a finger go round and round or even using a crank to connect to an operator. You had to be careful what you said because snoopy, gossip-y "Karens" would listen in.
I Think He's Right About This One
The fingernail in the second pic! For a moment I thought she had found something in kiddo's mouth that she wanted to show.
Sitting In The Garage With The Car Running And The Heat On
Well, He Represents The Character Perfectly
I’m not the only one who feels like Joanne didn’t expand enough on the world of Harry Potter in a satisfying way right? I feel like the world is still somewhat underdeveloped
The Bar Was Set Low In 1830
Fun fact: Dutch people on average became taller and taller, until a little while ago. People who were born around 1980 are the tallest generation, people born in 2001 are 1-1.4cm shorter than that generation. According to the official numbers: men born in 1930 were 175.6cm, men from 1980 were 183.9cm. Women from those generations went from 165.4cm to 170.7cm.
Can't Fault The Pedantry
- What is your fee? - $100 per question. What is your second question?
A Boy And His Atom
Chemistry exams are exams taken by a bunch of atoms about atoms they don’t know about
You Asked And It Delivered
I Wanted To Know Know Who Was The Biggest Fame Wise But That Works
That's not "big", that is "tall". I am 6'5 myself and fin this important.
People Do Need Them, Apparently. Checks Out
Uruguay Is Not Bigger Than Uranus
He Also Breathes Air
"Technically true - the best kind of true!" XD (paraphrased quote from Futurama)
Someone once asked Abraham Lincoln how long a man's legs should be. He said "long enough to reach the ground"
We need to include this in the next issue of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. DON'T PANIC...
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Someone once asked Abraham Lincoln how long a man's legs should be. He said "long enough to reach the ground"
We need to include this in the next issue of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. DON'T PANIC...
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