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Ah, music! Like Albus Dumbledore, the headmaster at Hogwarts put it, it’s “a magic beyond all we do here.” Despite that romantic and idealized notion, not all songs are made equal. Far from it! And there’s one popular Twitter account that shows just how important context is when it comes to making song lyrics sound good, and how a lack of it can make the words sound incredibly weird.

The ‘Lyric Cards’ Twitter page collects lyrics from songs that sound completely made up. Surely, they can’t be real? We must have misheard them, right, dear Pandas? Alas! They’re very real and it makes you wonder what in the ever-loving frick the songwriters were thinking when they wrote them. How could anyone have thought that these sound good? Funny, oh definitely, yes. Good? No, just no. At least... without the right context.

You’ll find some of the worst lyric abominations below, presented for you on a silver platter to judge and poke fun at, all at your leisure, dear Readers. And, I’ll just put it out there: most of us could have written better lyrics. Don’t you think? Bored Panda also reached out to the founder of the project, so read on for what they told us about the inspiration behind it, how context is incredibly important, as well as what they plan to do in the future!

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Monday
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor

River Webb
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh.my.god. the floor is made of floor??! I thought it was made of ceiling...

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DKS 001
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet that "it isn't on" means ... we're not having sex. So .. "if the light is off, we're not going to do it"

DDmaybeandor
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idk the song but somthing not being "on" can have a pretty obvious double meaning, like "I'm not going to meet with you".

Jerome Viveiros
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the light is off, then don't bother. It's a pun.

Dinah Brand
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She meant that if the light is off, don't bother coming over for that booty call.

Orange
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

¨someone that died is dead¨ literally noone ever

Aurelia!
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the door is closed, then it isn't open!

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    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wrote this after too much of the world's most expensive weed.

    Valley Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell yeah! That stove really comes in handy when the munchies hit.

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    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stoves deserve to be praised all hail the stove

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s because that’s what he used to make money essentially. The stove was used to cook the crack to stretch out the profit from cocaine and make it easier to distribute.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like a lot of us have had conversations with appliances this past year. No? Just me and 2 Chainz?

    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lil wayne once say "Weezy F baby, and the F is for Phenomenal"

    MyCatsTheRealPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely love Wayne but he says a lot of things that don't make much sense lol. Honestly one of the reasons he's one of my favorite rappers though...

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    *me*
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    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    Coco Chanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have the brain of a chicken nugget too, I notice.

    Brendan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this? Not every lyric has to be deep; it can be fun and deliberately nonsensical.

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    We were curious to find out a tad about the inspiration behind the 'Lyric Cards' project. The creator told Bored Panda that it all started with their love of music. "I made it because I love music and I’ve always had a knack for remembering lyrics. If you play a song I haven’t heard in 10 years, somehow I can sing along to the whole thing. I had absolutely no idea it would grow as quickly as it did but it’s been a fun ride so far," they shared.

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    Despite the featured lyrics sounding really gosh darn bad, the founder believes that context is very important. What's more, they believe that these lyrics aren't so much 'bad' as they are humorous. "I think probably 50% or more of the lyrics I post aren’t so bad in context. They just look silly as one line, separated from the rest of the song. I also don’t even really consider them 'bad,' just funny."

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    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Many college students have gone to college and gotten hooked on drugs, marijuana, and alcohol." I'm wondering if this is sort of like mondegreen-ing except with how the music has to break up a sentence.

    Monday
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still kind of silly regardless. Many students have gone to college and gotten hooked... is a better sentence than many college students have gone to college and gotten hooked...

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    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if many college students went to college then what happened to the others O_o

    Aurelia!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These artists are MASTERS of stating the obvious

    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad he clarified that.

    DKS 001
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Many college students have gone to college and gotten hooked on drugs, marijuana, and alcohol." ... maybe if you posted the whole line instead of the "silly" first half, it wouldn't sound stupid.

    MikeyWaveOven He/Him
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the whole point is to take it out of context, don't call them out on sh!tposting when the whole account is supposd to be sh!tposting.

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    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the song called 'No Sh1t, Sherlock'?

    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to be punched *gets punched* wow it hurts now i want again

    Panda squad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It hurts? OMG I NEVER KNEW THAT

    Sarah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, he's not wrong...

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    Everything AGR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where i used to read at centennial park, i used to think i would meet somebodyyyyyy there

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAS the color. Now it's pink, but nevermind that.

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay well grass does get brown sometimes.

    Coco Chanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it could have been brown, dead grass.

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all grass is green all of the time. It's currently brown where I am in Japan. As spring progresses it'll become green.

    Inkblot Butterfly
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blue was the color of the sky but now, the grass is orange, the sky is purple, the lyrics I'm making up make no sennnnnseeee

    Jjjane20
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You learn new things every day. Thank you, Taylor.

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    As for the future, well, the creator of 'Lyric Cards' is branching out into the world of music, this time working on a project called 'Defend the Lyric.' They're going to do "short interviews with artists and have them explain what they meant so look out for that!" We'll definitely be keeping an eye out!

    Berklee Online suggests that when you’re writing song lyrics, you start off with what you want to say, draw inspiration from other artists, and write the way that you speak. You also ought to avoid lengthy lyrics. When it comes to any type of writing, simplicity and conciseness are always difficult to master. But getting to the essence of things is worth it.

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    JiminKimLip7
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should put it back! I'm hungry!

    Joonscrab
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use they... Just use they!!! It's so much more inclusive than you typing out two words.

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    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it was club sandwich i took it

    Sac Shim
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens when an artist gets super famous and they just can’t be bothered to be creative

    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're wolves can't just eat them and the sandwich?

    Silre
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kanye means never having to say "I'm kidding"

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it Kanye's fault that we can't always understand his genius?!

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and I just stole your sandwich would be better... bruh! 😔

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    Sanne H.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not the weird part, it’s the “... so you don’t confuse them with mountains”

    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you just hate it when people confuse your diddies with mountains?! :-D

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    Shmoopaloop
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's okay her hips make up for it because they don't lie.

    Christa-Mari Bentham
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not dumb because with the part that follows, the lyrics are saying 'I have small breasts and I'm fine with it' 'I'm comfortable in my own body' 'to have huge plastic breasts implanted is rediculous'. These words are clever actually. You would think in a 'all female power' type vibe time, ppl would rather praise the song.

    Mere Cat
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" actually sounds to me that she doesn't want men to "conquer" them (her) like mountains, she wants to be treated like a human being, not just a carrier of breasts. Large breasts may attract people that only want to conquer them. (So nothing wrong with breasts of any size, but with some people who look at them..)

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    Amy Pattie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you don’t confuse them with mountains!

    Ms.GB
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't relate...my breasts are always bragging about something

    Cinzabeary
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole song is about a long distant relationship, using metaphors, and imagery to convey the mountains that divide her and her lover. If you really read all the lyrics she's describing the land and both their bodies as if they are one and the same.

    Pamela L
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here to say the same. This song doesn’t belong on this list.

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    Marky Mark
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. We all remember when Sir Edmund Hillary first scaled to the top of Dolly Parton's boobs....

    Malwin Wellham
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lyrics, when English is not your first langauge

    Gustavo Di Salvo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like: lyrics, when you adapt to English the original Spanish version (although both aren't very different)

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    Paradise
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes sense. She is happy her breasts aren't big as he would confuse big boobs with mountains.

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SMALL DON'T MEAN HUMBLE <3

    Pamela L
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why it says “small and humble”, small meaning one thing and humble meaning something else. It works here.

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    Bardhi's Dad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's your decision and I'll respect it

    Vorknkx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least he kept his promise? :P

    Eva Phu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to listen to Instant Crush

    Marissa Taylor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually i think they aren't doing music anymore ;=;

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    We all know that music isn’t some sanitized subject: it’s supposed to be about self-expression, honesty, and feelings. All of which can lead to some bluntness in the lyrics. However, there’s quite a vast line between lyrical rawness and lyrical dumbness.

    Not to notice this divide is worrying, to say the least. There are some topics that you don’t just casually sing about or broach in a throwaway line. Why would Outkast sing about Anne Frank? Why would The Pharmacyde joke about AIDS? It’s not deep or powerful—it’s edgy and meant to shock the public without adding much depth.

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    Delta of the Ice/SandWings
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Dabs eyes with handkerchief* This is so deep...

    OpalTheRainwing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh she’s teaching how to open a door the correct way 🤣😂

    Daria B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I use a numerical code, so...

    JiminKimLip7
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be hard when drunk

    Maddy_BobaTea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh.....i....i used my foot.....but we can do it your way ig....

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    Sac Shim
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, better than R Kelly lol

    Nick Kutzko
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that’s not the liquid he’d be using

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    Tiggy Darling
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you call their toes fat you're not getting to Kool-Aid base.

    Shmoopaloop
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    interesting fetish must try at home.

    cookie panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like in some rap songs its so fast people watching live don't pick up on this, so they just jam it in. but that's just a theory.

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    Doggo Froggo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeeww..... poor Squidward.....

    glowworm2
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more confused by the fact there's a song called "Squidward Nose."

    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Is that seriously the title? Wow that's....terrible

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    Liv Burns
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My FBI agent seeing this ;-;

    Bardhi's Dad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... what can man say on this?

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if I want to laugh or cry with this

    Annette Oinenen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but I love this little gem! #genius 🤣

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    The ‘Lyric Cards’ Twitter page has only been active since December 2020, but in just a few short months, it’s already amassed nearly 365k followers (we like to think of it as 1k for each day of the year).

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    Geniya Godbee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    driftin through the wind wanting to start again

    Joanna Stasiołek
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In context of whole song this makes sense

    derp alert
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a great line and a very positive song. Cut anything out of context, like, maybe The Beatles? You forgot most of their psychedelic songs in this list... then again , you're just assigned this post and came up with it while in your jammies watching netflix waiting for that boredpanda check for your rent. We get it.

    Agnes Jekyll
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lyric is also a reference to the film American Beauty

    Paradise
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finish the lyric and it is not weird.

    Shmoopaloop
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, will be recycled or thrown away. Never kept

    Just a Snowball
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, in a plastic bag, in a plastic box?

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a weird song from my country, in which the lyrics were something like "You are one brooding fridge, please become a heater, I know you can!"

    DKS 001
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna be your vacuum cleaner Breathing in your dust I wanna be your Ford Cortina I will never rust If you like your coffee hot Let me be your coffee pot You call the shots, babe I just wanna be yours

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To which she replied: "You are, because you always suck."

    Kaiserfranzgirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This song gets it's lyrics from a John Cooper Clarke poem

    Gabuun Papaschikova
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this whole song is full of stuff like this but i love it so much XD

    real._.izuku
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't disrespect Artic Monkeys! that song is actually really good!!!

    Coco Chanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, you can be my vacuum cleaner. I need a new one anyways.

    Edgar Rops
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vacuum cleaners suck. Do they know that?

    Laura Bourne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These guys did GCSE English with the NEAB/AQA anthology and never read another set of poems ever again.

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    Sac Shim
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, you should ask if the songs with proper lyrics, rather than just random thoughts on weed, are the minorities

    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This line is from a verse where the guy is remembering embarrasing things from his childhood. In actual context the lyrics are: "I started thinkin' 'bout life, all the s**t I've been through. At fourteen when I didn't have friends at school, Or when I thought nachos was Italian food. When I thought smoking cigarettes would make me cool."

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    DKS 001
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got sick and sad, man, you gave me the blues I started thinkin' 'bout life, all the s**t I've been through At fourteen when I didn't have friends at school Or when I thought nachos was Italian food When I thought smoking cigarettes would make me cool All the nights that I spent in my room I guess we can always improve

    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nacho finest lyrics...

    Commander OwO
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that too please don't attack me-

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    It’s still growing and there’s even a less popular Instagram page open to spread awareness and education about just how bad some music can get. If you're a fan of really bad song lyrics, go on and follow both accounts.

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, the art of writing songs has advanced a lot nowadays.

    DDmaybeandor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, listen to some "doo-whop" songs. I think every generation has some brilliant lyrics, and some like the one right here.

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    Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS THAT 1D I see??? *GASP* Also, please listen to the song, it's taken way out of context...

    Computernaut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gotta send this too my One Direction fangirl sisters.

    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the part of the song where they have stated that they don't like the song someone else is playing so they are making up the words to this song they hate so they don't have to hear it. They are saying the stuff that they make up.

    Khushi Jain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said no s**t about one direction

    Khushi Jain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay nothing about one direction please

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    JiminKimLip7
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man disagrees with you! https://www.huzlers.com/dc-man-sues-mcdonalds-for-still-being-depressed-after-eating-happy-meal/

    Monday
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah, he's depressed.Whereas our friend in the song is only sad, so maybe the happy meal will be strong enough

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    Bardhi's Dad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can agree with this, you should try with happy meal

    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This entire song is so dumb.

    Clearly sunny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only I didn't have to drive 2 and a half hours to get one!😭

    Christa-Mari Bentham
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not dumb, it's how ppl talk to each other in real life

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    Dhukath
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer I look at his hair the greener it gets ?!

    DKS 001
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like this song overall

    blugeagua
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Melissa Wong, but of course sexuality is not a choice. No matter what it is.

    derp alert
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a dumb lyric, it's clever and to the point.

    Aurelia!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...maybe he's questioning?

    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago

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    Pretty sure this is homophone wordplay. The entire line is "I'm hi and I'm bi, wait, I mean I'm straight".

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    The page is to-the-point about how dumb these lyrics are and how some people might be initially confused about whether or not they’re made up for the sake of comedy. “Lyrics you’d never believe are real. But they all are,” the founder writes in the bio.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shawn must have a master's degree in English.

    Bardhi's Dad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad you did it. It's good for you... I guess 😀

    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me finish the lyric, 🎶If you really wanna see me now? Watch me walk across the clouds I don't know what you heard about, listen to me yell it loud Do I really gotta show you now? Really, really, really, gotta show you now? Do I really gotta spell it out? I-T, I spell it out If you really wanna see me now? Watch me walk across the clouds I don't know what you heard about, see that door I'll knock it down🎶

    Stacey Nookster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spelling "it out" is like this...."it out"

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is taken out of context, that song is beautiful and everyone should listen to it at least once

    Lynn Donovan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. "A bunch of stereotypes all in my head I remember doing the math like "Yeah, I'm good a little league" A pre-conceived idea of what it all meant"

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    Tiggy Darling
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not dumb lyrics. He was young and had a dumb thought. He's admitting it was dumb.

    achilles get down from there
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole point of this lyric was that the thought was illogical - in context it’s an important message

    bryguy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before bashing on him, maybe read the rest of the lyrics. He is extremely supportive of LGBTQ rights and trying to break down stereotypes in the song.

    Kaleb Prichard (MiraiKuma)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this one is way out of context. IT makes perfect sense in the song. Please listen to it.

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol art is super gay rt if you agree /s

    SueMcB
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a good song. The lyrics are actually wonderful.

    Emerald
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this is a truly amazing song. This lyric is about how the society stereotypes were given to him at such a young age that he thought that to be gay, you had to meet these stereotypes of being able to draw or play baseball and keep your room clean. Everyone should listen to this song, its truly amazing. "America the brave still fears what we don't know, God loves all his children but somehow they're forgotten, cause we paraphrase a book written thirty-five hundred years ago." ❤❤ All the lyrics are so well thought out. Just listen, loves

    Rae of sun
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This line is perfect in the song because it is so stupid that that is what some people say and gay stereotypes

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    Thomas brennan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair that's one of Kanye Wests better lyrics. I remember his song Robocop which rhymes robocop with...robocop.

    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the f*ck is going on kanye

    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he write that when he was 12?

    Julia Atkinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly had never noticed that 'prove' and 'once' rhyme perfectly. Thanks, Kanye!

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 titties are one bosom. You are fooling yourself.

    Patroler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the biggest reason why you love tits? Ok

    Carmen Honacker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, he's just such a genius - lyrical genius, political genius, he definitely has the bigliest words

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    We’re not knocking these songwriters, however. Nobody’s perfect and nobody can come up with stellar lyrics every single day of the week. There are bound to be some slipups. But some of these… yikes. They’re more than slipups. They’re full-on disasters that would require a superhero to step in if they were ever turned into full-feature films. But what do you think, dear Readers? So bad they're good? Or so bad they're still bad?

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    IFXO
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this isn't that bad

    Tiny Dynamine
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    4 years ago

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    Simply being from Ed Sheeran means it's really bad.

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    Bardhi's Dad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yeah, it's obvious she likes Shrek. Even more than I do

    HoOmAn BeAn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes I love Shrek, but I've watched it 24 times.

    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've watched it over 12 times. Way over 12 times.

    Katarína Žúborová
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually beautiful song with very good lyrics. nothing shallow :D

    Eliza Schuyler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow....erm...........I’m scared

    Bow, I’m a Slytherin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to upvote this but that’ll make a odd number of upvotes. Can someone please upvote it so I can swoop in and make it even?-

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    Coco Chanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me talking to my nine-year-old niece.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What part of 'I've never seen Blade Runner" is too difficult for you?

    Patroler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The part "I've never seen Blade Runner". Ok?

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    Bardhi's Dad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with this! What do you mean you've never seen Blade Runner?

    Anmol Kayastha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That lyric is the entire reason I discovered one of favourite movies of all time and delved into the cyberpunk genre.

    Allen Lavine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never seen it or Groundhog Day

    Neal fy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting a headache from reading these...

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    JiminKimLip7
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Atleast it wasn't two days!

    Vic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one day, one day. So maybe it really is 2 days..

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    IFXO
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was really really really really really annoyed after listening cuz it was so bad, for one day, one day.

    Shmoopaloop
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the lyrics were true to me it would be 'For one day, one day, one day, one day, and another day, and another day, and another day, and another day...

    Coco Chanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like when our teachers asked us to write about what we did over the summer break in school, everyone just stretched out the sentences like that.

    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what happens when tik tockers make songs

    Prideless
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes i dont wanna be happy Don’t hold it against me if I’m sad just leave me there let me be- sad

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    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of family playing this thing, I can tell you that if the sentence was actually finished, it says: "If you ever feel alone, don't; you were never on your own." It's about carrying the memories of your loved ones with you because they are still there even if the person is not.

    Shmoopaloop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aight, let me add that to my list...

    Patroler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good advice is good advice

    Commander OwO
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch a horror movie and then you'll never be alone

    Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it does make sense along with the rest of the song. Also... 1D!!!!

    Izzy Nya~~~
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that reminds me of the Dobre Brothers' "Stop That" Where they're just like, "Think you ain't good enough? STOP THAT."

    SykesDaMan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "... And feel awesome instead... True story!" Barny Stinson *paraphrased*

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    Bardhi's Dad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Variations on a... guess which theme 😉

    Isaac7lego
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some one likes to focus on one thing!!!

    Sarah Simons
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I go to sleep" made me laugh for some reason

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you stop singing maybe you will be able to sleep😅😅😅

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    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im washing dishes in the dishwasher

    YoChicken
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im freezing frozen pizza in the freezer

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    julia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im showering in the shower

    Stacey Nookster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's better then being toast!

    Eliza Schuyler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Freezing stuff in the freezer”

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    Prideless
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *eyes go crossed from confusion*

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the best lines he's had... when you notice is talking about the G in lasagna and also lasagna in general

    Monolicle Potato
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, the G in Lasagna is silent, and Lasagna is also silent. For those who need a deeper explanation.

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    JiminKimLip7
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, my lasagna are really loud! They just won't shut up!

    Valley Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, Wayne is VERY intelligent. He uses a lot of word play like this....For those who can catch and understand what he means.

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (real) rap is not "easy listening". If it's done well, it's full of layers and double-meanings and rhyme-patterns. I've only recently discovered the greatness that is (good) hiphop/rap, and Wayne for sure is one of the best!

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    Jimmy A
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quote this often and almost no one knows what I’m saying :D

    [bleep]
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Wayne is a man of his methods. Don't diss him

    Crosby Schoner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LYRICAL GENIUS! HANDS DOWN!! I LOVE LIL'WAYNE AND "I WILL NEVER STOP LIKE I AM RUNNING FROM THE COPS"! WEEZY BABY ALL DAY! YOUNG MONEY!

    Crosby Schoner
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LYRICAL GENIUS! HANDS DOWN! I LOVE LIL'WAYNE!! WEEZY BABY ALL DAY! "AND I WILL NEVER STOP LIKE I AM RUNNING FROM THE COPS"LOL

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a great response.

    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this lyric?

    Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking about that too.. it is a pretty good comeback. Also, I love that show!

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great song actually, one of the few non- metal/rock songs in my favourite playlist

    sociallyineptidiot
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this used to be one of my favorite songs when i was little haha

    Silas O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this song was intending to be a little funny, so this one is good.

    Mark Schilling
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Andy Samberg in the photo?

    Sophia Graubart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No the actor is actually Matt Benett, but he looks like Andy Samberg so much they even included a line for him about it: "No, I'm not Andy Samberg"

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    Prideless
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah man that’s the BEST line of that song

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    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This song is talking about remembering the memories of youth while on his way back home. One of the memories mentioned is that he and his mates used to get sloshed on cheap nasty vodka and then vomit. It's not a good memory, not all of them are, but it's nostalgic and reminds him of when he was younger in his hometown. The song was actually written by him while on the train home.

    Bill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You fill up your purse and I fill up my plate?

    julia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, “oh, how we’ve grown, but i can’t wait to go home.” (castle on the hill)

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    Shmoopaloop
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm less concerned about the lyrics. It's the background that got me.

    HoOmAn BeAn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of love that background though, as disturbing as it is.

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get them round to listen to your music. Vomit guaranteed.

    Kaiserfranzgirl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This song annoys me so much, who talks about their friends like this?: One friend left to sell clothes One works down by the coast One had two kids, but lives alone One's brother overdosed One's already on his second wife One's just barely getting by

    Theron Carpenter
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you hear the rest it actually makes sense https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ibBPhiaG0

    Everything AGR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually a rlly good song, tho that line is sorta weird

    Prideless
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gee I’m so sorry that’s awful 🙄

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    Iggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's just charming!

    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take that diaper!!!! We can do this all day! And you better believe I can sh*t ALL day long!!! Don't test me !!

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    Valley Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? That's a 2-fer! Bring home the melted butter bae!

    ravn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...but why punish someone for good sex?

    Minnie-me
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that's why he likes Becky better

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    Bardhi's Dad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so deep! Especially that dun dundundun dun 🤣

    Sanne H.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s how I sang “dum dum girl” (Talk Talk) as a kid

    noralin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are not actually lyrics

    Carrot Stick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everglow fans: YOU'RE SO DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

    Victoria Vargas Perez
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    4 years ago

    yess

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    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, duh. There are no words in Sandstorm.

    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite songs says "Do you see banana man, hopping over on the white hot sang?" and the other says "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" reply if you know what songs they are :3

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    Isaac7lego
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's actually pretty good!!!

    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually a pretty clever piece of wordplay.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ain't dead already, Ooh girl you know the reason why.

    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the Beatles are weird, so idk what was expected

    Prideless
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because of that cringe haircut 😆

    sociallyineptidiot
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like every song i’ve ever written lol

    Luis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the song: Come Together, it said: one and one and one is three....ha!! Very deep!

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    Macy Sharp
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay....Gen Z wants to cancel Eminem but he also speaks the truth. In no way whatsoever was that song talking about violence. Maybe yall r trying to cancel him because you can actually hear what he is saying unlike other mumble rappers.

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    Valley Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody calm down! It's just locker room talk, and apparently anything said in a locker room cannot be held against you. Even if you are the most unathletic m/f ever!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago

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    ...? What's the problem with that? It goes like this: Stripper walk by, I'm like "Goddamn" She's like "That's harassment," I'm like "Yeah, and?" (Woo) Holy Toledo, it's Miss Ohio That’s the best ass I’ve seen in a while We should be datin', she’s from Cleveland But she's a bengal, this chick is catty Is that a mini-skirt if it's a maxi? That's the shortest thing for a dress since an addy (Since an addy) She said "F**k off" and threw her liquor at me It’s one of those kinda nights

    Prideless
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Eminem but if she’s talking about getting abused...

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She isn't. First: it's a story. No saying if it's even true. Second: look at my comment about the full line. Story-Eminem made a comment at a stripper in a club, stripper said "it's harrassment" and he said "Yeah and?" - and she threw her liquor at him. It's mostly made for the rhyme-pattern and the in-line joke

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know light could be loud. LeArNeD sOmEtHiN' nEw ToDaY

    Malek Basata
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are many things wrong here

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sound like the bad translations in my instructions for products I buy on Amazon.

    sylvie stylinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nobody cares but it means that said girl´s personality is so loud and bright, hence the ¨as many ambulances to save a saviour¨

    ⭐Bean (they/them)⭐
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Synesthesia is my only explanation...

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That makes perfect sense!

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the best lines ever... 100% true

    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strangely enough, this is an accurate comparison. Also pretty sad, because MJ once sang that it doesn't matter if you're black or white... but then he underwent all this surgery that left him disfigured. Why???

    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wasn't talking about himself though. He said "you can be my baby no matter if you're black or white"

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does my brother listen to this song all the time TwT

    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago

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    is the world empty from men

    Lorrie Rothstein
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    4 years ago

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    The Michael Jackson before and after he was white

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    ToxiCity
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so, she's British and usually doesn't talk except for a punchline at the end?

    Valley Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell her that. Not very flattering. At least say Perry, so she can be cute!

    Cori
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what we're gonna do today!

    Samantha Hurrell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of a site this sort step relationship would inspire....

    Sarah Simons
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you probably need it to rhyme and all, but "I'm Phineas, she Isabella" would make more sense.

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so happy, cuz today I found my friends... they're in my head. I'm so ugly, but that's ok cuz so are you! Broke our mirrors. Sunday morning, is every day for all I care. And I'm not scared. Light my candles, in a daze cuz I found God. Yeah yeah yeah... ok I'll stop singing it now :p

    Christine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you spell out the lyrics like that, it describes 2020 pretty well.

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    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to see nirvana and Kanye west at the same post! That's a big no!

    Mimi M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take Nirvana out of here! And I love that song, including the lyrics!

    Party Poison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, I love this song so much. other weird Nirvana lyrics include "I'm so horny" and "everyone is gay" (side note, i f****n love Nirvana so much, so please don't downvote me)

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she WAS living two lives!

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah ah ah, stop right there. School is NOT cool. Period.

    Sally Appleton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but it's not finished. "School's cool cause nobody knows."

    the Kat who says ni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should check the Belgian band : school is cool :)

    Everything AGR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you get the besstttttttt of both worldssssss

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    Bardhi's Dad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? How do you expect to call you if your name is 6lack?

    Monica Benson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno why Ex-Lax came to mind been reading too many of these..

    Panda squad
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you mean 6 missing brain cells?

    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this one since he actually pronounces it black

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually makes sense...

    Valley Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my standards were that high, I'd be single! HA

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    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lyric is fine too

    Coco Chanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, my high-school teachers didn't use that philosophy.

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    Ni Sangra
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'shoot a child in your mouth' is even more odd out of context but its a metaphor for... yeah...

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old school. I would never have watched this video if I hadn't seen the clip of Guiliani saying how vile it was. Glad I did. The imagery was amazing. He went full on Lil Kim in this costume choices. Good for him, not caring about others' opinions.

    Aj Grimes (he/him)
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my friend's fav song. It's my second fav.

    TammyX_X
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the music video is not okie dokie but the song kinda hit

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    IFXO
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone delete this from the thread before the army sees this. I'm scared 😨

    YoChicken
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else here hate BTS and don't get what all the hype is about?

    Aly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh buddy, not a good idea.

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    I'm lay sheep in China
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post is about unimaginable lyrics not liking music genres or not

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    real._.izuku
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta remember that English isn't their first language

    Carrot Stick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BANGTAN AND THIS LINE ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not cup of coffee don't expect me to rock or roll at all

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A daily shower and a change of jeans fixes that problem.

    J. F.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing underwear would also be a good step in the right direction

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    Siddharthkrishna Kodathala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture behind it explains it all, he was severely drunk when we wrote this sentence.

    Mikel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby powder helps too...

    Liv Burns
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao why does that look like a meme?!?

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    Eslamala
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of their early lyrics and songs are crap, even if we're not allowed to criticize them cause of overly sensitive morons who get mad at random strangers who dare to have different opinions.

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody would get mad if you were more polite... criticize in a civilised way is always acceptable at least here...

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    Manu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I find most of Lennons compositions and lyrics pretty mediocre. The real geniuses were George and Paul

    Dash Blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s nothin’. Read John Lennons Come Together lyrics. What the heck?

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    Kira Okah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to assume that this bit is highlighted because of covid? This song is from May 2019 and is something about doing horrible things to someone because the person he loves is dating someone else.

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    Christine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't often laugh out loud in the literal sense when reading things on the internet. Thanks for the laugh!

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    HoOmAn BeAn
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who else here is hearing jAsOn DeRuLo

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says Kendrick Lamar 3 times in that pic :>

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sean Paul also felt the need to shout his name in his songs... Yeah, I know: Sean Paul? Who?

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    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid was the one deciding to lean super far into the enclosure. If ya can't control your kid, don't take them to the zoo! Otherwise you might get a gorilla killed, also possibly risking your own child's life. Don't do it. Don't.

    The 5-star rated 5-star rating system
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just do not like Nicki Minaj. I don't like her music and she seems to be a not-very-good person. This lyric does not improve my opinion of her.

    spencer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can i ask why? im gonna respect you ofc, since i only know like 3 songs by her + the stuff she did with ariana grande

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    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a gorilla. Look it up, tragic story

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes. Good one! It's definitely a metaphor people will get (if they are smart enough to get that it's a metaphor, of course)

    Adult Cereals
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea, questionable results

    Prideless
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    4 years ago

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    I totally didnt just look him up to see who he was 😅

    Sista of the moon
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    4 years ago

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    HARAMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IDNDUSUWISMDJDHQYXJZKZKSJWI NOOOOOOO

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    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A noble sacrifice... but also a total lack of understanding how biology works.

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be forgotten.

    Stitches
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. That’s kinda cold ngl yes I don’t think people should idolize him but he doesn’t deserve to be forgotten

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    Malek Basata
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats how he died he faked the robbery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Laura Nicole
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for your sacrifice ✌

    Coco Chanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, diseases don't work like that.

    Prideless
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it would be nice if it worked like that.... SACRAFICE

    Isaac7lego
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ouch!!! that didn't age well!!!

    Panda squad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow he solved all of the world's problem IQ Level 1,000

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and when you slide, you're slidin'

    Valley Girl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wouldn't be on this list if he had his Nina!

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the only lyric apart from "gucci gang gucci gang.... " of the song.

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    Sanne H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t have no time for no monkey business

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratz, so does every other human on the planet

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    Paul Budhram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kanye wet met... KANYE WEST????

    potato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this should be on the news! *looks at tv* breaking news! kanye west met kanye west!

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    Samantha Hurrell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you near the lyrics for a certain song on Encore.

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Who would think this is stupid? I'm probably one of the most up-beat and positive person out there, but even *I* had times in my life where I wished I'd never been born.

    Vorknkx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (it makes sense in context)

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    potato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eh, i feel like the only big thing about him is his ego.

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    Sanne H.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did the meaning of “gay” change from “cheerful” into “homosexual” exactly?

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    TammyX_X
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm sorry (huh?) What did you say? Oh, I can't hear you I have an ear infucktion and I c**t finger it out (out, haha) (I need Auto-Tune) Yeah It's my alter-ego's fault, these evil thoughts can be so dark Cerebral palsy, three Zolofts I eat those off to Rico Suave, look it up Cadillac with a ladder rack in the back, with a cracked axel A backpack full of Paxil A black satchel, a nap sack and a flask full of 'gnac and Jack Daniels Girl, let's go back, back to my castle (yeah) I don't wanna hassle you, Alexandra But my d**k's an acronym 'cause it stands for you (oh) You, wait, Alexandra who? (Damn) All I know is Friday, I met you (what?) Saturday, I'll probably forget you Guess that's what the Molly and X do (What the f**k?) 'Cause who the f**k am I laying next to? (Eh) But ever since D-Nice "To tha Rescue" Feel a fresh crew (uh), been a lab rat (yeah) From a test tube (uh), I'm goin' in like the red roof (Red Roof Inn) You don't like it, eat a c**k 'til your jaw breaks Call it caug

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    surprised pikachu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i cant stand this person. Pretty sure that voice is fake. I googled the medical condition he claims to have, if his voice is THAT deep and gravelly he should either get medical help now or stop talking

    Aj Grimes (he/him)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CORPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SUCH A FAN BOY!!!!!!!!!!

    BlueThunder
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    4 years ago

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    CORPSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee

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    TammyX_X
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can i get a owa owa

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, I've heard of wierder kinks before

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    𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright let meh just load the gun *Shoots him* The Beatles: "We weren't serious!"

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    J. F.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not what people mean by saying F- Yourself....

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    spencer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the artist is black, the song is about people who say racist things then go and be like "my neighbors grandmas who lives in london neighbors 2nd cousins neighbor is black, im not racist"

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    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh... I think this is really a stupid post.

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