Turns Out Satan Has A Twitter Account, And It’s Hilarious As Hell

Very well said, couldn't agree more.

Thank you Satan.

Even Satan is feminist! Yay !

Blues and violin players demand a contract. There's probably an agent involved.

There's been one old joke about that, with exactly those words.

Satan has a point...

This is awesome

Satan doesn't need consent that's the scary part about it.

I wonder who does these posts?

When did that become part of the mythology?

JOIN THE ILLUMINATI TODAY AND ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS IN LIFE, IT IS FREE TO JOIN. 
 I am illuminati agent with membership ID 6665515. I bring the good news to all who aspire for fame, longevity, protection, wealth/riches/money and what have you. I am a living testimony as I was born into a very poor family and I have the aspiration to become rich in life so a friend introduced me to the illuminati and I key in. to cut long story short at the end of my initiation, I was given $2,000,000.00 USD, A mansion In any state of your choice, A ring of protection, a Visa to travel worldwide etc. since then my life have changed for the better and I am very happy. Because of my devotion to the brotherhood, they made me an agent to bring people to the light and become rich. So that’s why I am here to tell the world the best place to be is the illuminati. I want all to quickly note that joining the illuminati is totally free of charge you don’t pay a dine to become a member. I implore all of you reading

I hope you'll meet him asap

That's fair.

I pictured a sassy snap at the end

Jeez... the comment sections are really messy on all of these. can’t we just enjoy this for what it is?

Does this mean Santa gets letters from dyslexic Satanists?

Couple of years back, I watched few horror flicks day after day and was so terrified in the night, that someone is beneath my bed and was afraid af all the time to get down. Finally I had to remove all 4 legs from bed and now it sits on floor. No more fear, Yay!

Open a kebab shop.

Comedian Jim Jefferies has a amazing cameo related to this. A must watch. Search on youtube - Jim Jefferies hell vs heaven. I would recommend using headphones in office hours though.

Yup, lit with hot boiling oil..

Well you should, maybe you can earn some money

I had to read this like 3 times. I can't believe that is on a sign. I must be misunderstanding it's meaning right?

When Satan has better burns than you do

It feels like the closet door on the left is going to open slowly...

Priorities

Relatable

lol

I have always wondered this, why Hell Meant to be agony and pain. If you are a bad person and done some super bad s**t entire life, then Satan is gonna dig you, you are his boy after all.

Lol... now every time a guy uses that cheesy line on a girl, she should just clap back n ask him if he thinks she's the devil!

This is disgusting and I have the urge to cry now.

which one is the person in a costume?

That was deep...

*awkward pause*

I approve this message!

This doesn't apply to Vampires and Dorian Gray (if he never looked at his painting)

Rightly said.

*Drills into ground to try and find hell*

yes.

Before is was a satanic symbol is was a fertility symbol....

So very true. You need to burn some bridges to get where your going.

Yoga Pants? OK ladies if you get killed make sure you're not wearing Yoga Pants as apparently you may get to heaven but your pants are going to hell, no one wants their first impression of meeting god to go wrong because he can see your minge.

Yay!

Awww, Thanks! Please don't let God know.

...and you best believe god is Packin!! (ouch - thinnin' out them edges!)

*grabs rocket launcher* how bout a tank

😂😂

True True...

Nor do any of us.

Please someone do this and make a vid.

HA! ah i have said this many a time.

noted

internet and net neutrality, then you can have me.

Yeah that's a fairly common bumper sticker

I thought he was dating Saddam Hussein

The picture is the funniest thing in this entire list.

Hell is going to be awful lot crowded with all teachers from my school.