This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (35 Pics)

Kat Rogers 5 years ago

I'M Older Than HOME COMPUTERS! 💩, I'M OLDER THAN FREAKING COLOR 📺!!

11points

Diane Aguilar 3 years ago

You and my (late) parents! Thanks for making me feel not quite so old, LOL.

0points

Kanga9ine 5 years ago

That's okay. I tell people I'm older than dirt. I tell some I'm older than God but I have to argue too long to convince them I was only joking. They tend to agree that it's very possibly true.

9points

Water Bottle 5 years ago

Google it

7points

Mama Panda 5 years ago

haha I told my son that and I think his brain just exploded!

5points

Karen Klinck 5 years ago

I can remember carphones that had cords running from the handset to the cradle. Come to think of it, I can remember TVs that were a tiny 5 inch screen set in a beautiful piece of furniture, that had doors that closed in front of the screen so n one would see it. We got a whole two channels.

4points

Snowy Tundra 5 years ago

I had one of those phones for work. It was in a small bag with the battery in the bottom. The antenna didn't work very well in some of my favorite places, so my activities were restricted a bit when I was on call. We had a brick phone too, and its antenna was worse than the bag phone.

0points

Kk C-Mcgee 5 years ago

Oh. My. God. Why'd you have to go and point out the truth to me?! My lies to myself were working!

3points

Mshauri Mazuri 5 years ago (edited)

Every millenials are.

3points

Lulu 5 years ago

lol ✖‿✖

1point

Laura Osborne 5 years ago

I told my niece (16 years old) recently when she was struggling with her homework that we didn't have computers, let alone google etc. her answer? I remember in history lessons that you used slates with chalk - that's what you did wasn't it? I'm 47!

1point

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

Were you hanging out with Laura Ingalls @ recess?

1point

#2

Bright Future

Final score:

407points

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desert29rat 5 years ago

Oh my god, they're right!

75points

Ling Huat 5 years ago

Love it!

3points

Mark 5 years ago

So in 20 years time it will be run better than it is being now then?

14points

⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago

Can't be worse than the guy running our country now... >_<

4points

Mama Panda 5 years ago

In 20 years I will too old to give a s**t

2points

Kat Rogers 5 years ago

Fortunately by Then, I should be Old & Senile ENOUGH To NOT Be Able To Notice!

2points

Jeff Striks 3 years ago

And it will still somehow be better than what we have now

1point

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Prescient

1point

Margot C. Thevenet 4 weeks ago

good one!

0points

'♫Elaine Logan♫' 2 years ago

Sorry...this isn't even funny. Home Schooling is the only way to go these days if you want your kids to learn to be productive citizens with basic moral values. PS...I taught for 25 years back in the "old days" when History, Math, and things like that were actually taught and kids were taught to think, rather than being "brain washed."

0points

Sherry Shelton 2 years ago

True but it's a joke....

0points

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

This is my favourite!

0points

#3

A Great Personality

Final score:

391points

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DancingToMyself 5 years ago

Hahahahaaa

55points

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

i needed that laugh.

6points

Kk C-Mcgee 5 years ago

Phew! I thought I was the only one...

2points

Susan Fieglein 5 years ago

Me, absolutely

2points

CB Andre 5 years ago

The result of being isolated with only my fridge to talk to...

2points

Andrea Anthony 5 years ago

do you have a body? is it summer? congrats, you have a summer body!

2points

Amy Pontious 5 years ago

😂😂

1point

Janet Grzegorek 4 years ago

I wear a bra when I go out, however during the pandemic, I wore one daily so that Allice & Ava (the girls) could social distance, 🤣but mostly I wear a bra so that I don't get arthritis in my knees 😂😂😂

0points

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

Too close for comfort after 7 weeks isolating...

0points

So_Long_And_Thanks_For_All_The_Fish 5 years ago

Lmao

0points

El Arroyo jokes that since its name means “The Ditch,” it’d better have food that’s good. The restaurant acknowledges that they love goofing around and having a good time, but they take Tex Mex food seriously.

The restaurant’s online presence has grown by leaps and bounds over the years. El Arroyo currently has 236k followers on Instagram and it doesn’t look like the flow of new fans will be stopping anytime soon. The staff working there know just how popular their signs are, so they’ve even published three books about them.

#4

Free The Nip

Final score:

372points

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Mike Crow 5 years ago

This is funny, but why do women wear bras? And why do people shame those who don’t wear them?

71points

Lyra Rey 5 years ago

I wear them because when I don't have the support they flop around as I run around after children all day, and after a while that gets painful. Some well endowed women also experience back pain if they don't have breast support. Also, during that time of the month, they can get tender--when I was a teenager, mine would hurt just from walking up and down the stairs without a bra, and that was before they were even that big. As for why people shame women who don't wear them, some people just suck.

96points

giovanna 5 years ago

Because as soon as we don't, we're treated like public property

47points

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago (edited)

You got a lot of thoughtful responses already, but here’s another one. I like to dance (badly) to psych myself up for the day, one of my titties smacked my arm. They hurt running up and down the stairs. Didn’t even notice that I hold them while i do for a long time. Also, they need to be bolted in place while exercising. Prequarantine I used to stretch or shadow box in the morning when I’m not bouncing around, they become weapons of self destruction. I would really like to know why people shame others who don’t wear bras too. I’m just jealous and would want to join them, but I have to wait to get home or for the weather to get nicer to go without.

41points

cheetah 5 years ago

i wear my bra even at home and even sleep in mine, because im wierd and why not? im one of few people who find it uncomfortable not wearing a bra,

30points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

It's for support, and god bless sports bras because if we didn't have them, we would be in pain and discomfort every time we ran or went up stairs at a mild pace, lmao

28points

Dizzyaudiohh 5 years ago

Lots of great answers so far! I wear a bra when I go to work and bralettes/tank tops with bras when I am out in public. I sleep in the bralettes and tank tops. Sometimes I'll sleep without a top cuz it's more freeing. The second I get home after wearing a bra all day it comes right off. I don't like bras at all. They're so uncomfortable! My boobs aren't even (they're like really uneven) nor are they perky enough to go bra-less in public or I totally would. One time I was at a river and I sat down in it and leaned real low so no one could see and let them be free in the water.. Omgoodness, it felt so amazing with the cold water swooshing/swishing by. I loved it! As for why people shame those that don't wear a bra is probably because they have nothing better to do and or envy those that can.. idk :)

20points

Magpie 5 years ago

Because people shamed me a LOT when I was young. As in 10 years old.

17points

Kolina E. 5 years ago

Well I was just in a car accident as a passenger and have 6 broken bones, and I AM NOT wearing a bra. I dont care what anybody thinks!

16points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

I avoid them at home, but when I go ought I usually wear them to help avoid predatory looks. And sometimes comments. Women often feel like prey.

14points

Monika Rhodes 5 years ago

I like wearing mine when I'm going out but off at home ;)

14points

Erin Premium 5 years ago

I need a bra to walk down stairs.

11points

Ivy Ruonakoski 5 years ago

I wear one because running without one is uncomfortable, and shirts fit weird without one as well. If I was an a-cup I might never wear a bra but I'm a d.

10points

IZama 5 years ago

My truth: I have B cups that look like anklet socks with a half a cup of sand in them. On top of that the nips have the nerve to stand at attention most of the time and would show through kevlar. Needless to say, I look better with a bra on than without. My only consolation is I have a GREAT a*s.

9points

Chloe Drury 5 years ago

bras are kinda to hold them (this is gonna sound weird) but to hold them against ur chest so they don't....flop....lol.. and also so the pointy part doesn't poke sorry this is weird lol

9points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

I wear one for a few reasons. One society tells us that not wearing a bra is tarty, unflattering etc, then also get shamed for saggy breasts, stiff nipples yaddi yadda. The support whilst out and about so they aren't swinging from side to side and around and around, less stress on the neck and shoulders etc and also the underboob sweat and chafing. When I am at home I don't care about all those things and like to be bra free.

8points

Rebecca Schultz 5 years ago

To prevent sagging.

8points

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

Well speaking for myself, as a kinda bustier chick, the support is nice. I never knew why people shame those who don't where them. All in all, every female has their preference.

5points

Sarah Purdy 5 years ago

I don't often wear a bra and I'm never ashamed/shamed. Although to be fair except for those that are like super close to me no one really knows. It's not like I just announce that I'm not wearing a bra and I've never been called out on it, so I don't know.

5points

Kk C-Mcgee 5 years ago

This marks the first time I've ever said, "I love you" to a complete stranger. Go forth Mike Crow and spread your good word sir

3points

Laura Osborne 5 years ago

Personally? I'd fall over mine ;) Plus they hurt more when I don't wear a bra! (well, you did ask ;) ) And I don't care who does or doesn't as long as they aren't jiggling near my face!

3points

Keley Babs 5 years ago

I WISH I could go bra less. But it hurts (with larger breasts)

3points

Emma Horn-Knox 5 years ago (edited)

LOL so they don't go all kaflooey all over the place and people don't see their nipples 🙄 DUH (beacase creeps like looking at ladies more)

2points

mewmew34 5 years ago

I wear them when I go out, because otherwise they bounce and flop around as I move, which causes rubbing against loose shirts, which means raw, chafed skin. Not a fun thing to deal with. When I'm home and not going to be doing much I don't bother, but when in public I wear one to keep them under control.

2points

Ceredwyn Ealanta 5 years ago

I'm very busty at an F+. Don't have an issue not wearing a bra and hiking around, etc, but I never have worn them all the time - you do develop pectoral muscles that help with the support under the fat if you don't need to wear them. Pushups and other upper body strength exercises help. But so do chance genetics and some people will always need support, and some never. However, since people are going to judge - audibly - wearing a bra is an investment in not having a c**p day.

2points

Keley Babs 5 years ago

Yes. I don't like to conform to the misogynistic and patriarchal society norms just because I'm a woman. But with larger breasts, it hurts walking around with them after a while with no support.

2points

Felicia Dale 5 years ago

Mostly, I go braless and don't have any issues with it either personally or socially. I'm a B+ cup, for the record. When I do wear them it's mainly for fashion reasons (tops often fit a lot better with a bra for me) or I'll wear a sportsbra if I'm riding horses (because sitting trot is murder without support). As soon as I can, though, the bra comes off. I've only been shamed once for going without and I just ignored the person because I just can't be bothered dealing with jerks.

2points

Bored Wolf 5 years ago

so you dont feel awkward as hell in a crowd or when running

1point

⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟ 5 years ago

um... you're not a woman... women wear bras not for the looks but because walking around all day with 'em hanging free actually can get painful especially during physical excercise.

1point

Phi 5 years ago

I don't. I used them as a teenager and then realized that it was just another thing I only did because of conventions

1point

Mark Krueger 1 year ago

Because some women REALLY NEED THEM, PLEASE, DEAR GOD WEAR A BRA, NEED THEM!

0points

Anne Sutherland 1 year ago

keepsumfrumfloppin

0points

Julie Hanford 5 years ago

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0points

Toni Ferchak 5 years ago

Thank you Mike ….. Its only due to what our society has dictated as to how women should look like for men to notice us . . And what we need to buy $$$ .

0points

Barbara Dollard 5 years ago

Exactly!!!

0points

My O My 5 years ago

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0points

Kaori 5 years ago

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0points

ispeak catanese 5 years ago

Most fitted clothing is designed to be worn over a bra. In current "western" culture wearing a bra is a sign of dignity and class and good grooming. People who don't need them are lucky and maybe even envied. I'm trying not to make sweeping statements because this site is viewed by people from different cultures. And then there's jiggling.

0points

Keley Babs 5 years ago

Even in quarantine, I still put my bra on when I get out of bed

0points

Marina 5 years ago

I wear one because if I dont people stare at me and some probably think I'm a hoe

0points

Ruth Braham 5 years ago

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-2points

Sira 5 years ago

I personally wear bras so that my boobs won't get hangy when I get old

-2points

Wendy Warner 5 years ago

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-2points

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Kanga9ine 5 years ago

There's no better way to end a day than the moment that bra gets unhooked and everything can breathe and move and relax.

6points

desert29rat 5 years ago

Yes indeed!

5points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

If I went around bra-less, I'd get a black eye. Hell, two black eyes!

4points

Mshauri Mazuri 5 years ago

Liberty of Twin Peaks Mountain.

4points

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

THIS. I'm good for humor and comedy for the rest of the day.

3points

Fiona Stone 5 years ago

They are for when your breasts used to be the Twin Towers, but now are Ground Zero. Seriously we wear them for the same reason guys wear briefs. And jock straps. For Sport and Support. And to hide erections. Not because people hate us, but because they are pretty. Shames gonna shame. It’s their way of life.

2points

Lorraine R 5 years ago

I'm uncomfortable without one especially in hot humid weather. I've also seen some women who stopped wearing bras probably in the '70s whose breasts are as flat as empty sausage casings. I would like to avoid that. But wearing or not wearing is up to the individual. I would just suggest that those who are not comfortable have never had a proper fitting from a professional. I would also like to point out that, if you survey women's fashions throughout history, a lot of them have some kind of breast support built right in -- right up until the 1920's, when the flapper era started (guess what was flapping) and the brassiere was invented.

2points

Amy Pontious 5 years ago

That's the truth!

2points

Cat 5 years ago

Usually I'll have to have the support of bra but when I don't do much more than lying in bed or sofa, it's so liberating lol I guess this should be considered silver lining of the situation? Lol

2points

#5

Their, There And They're

Final score:

365points

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desert29rat 5 years ago

Good one.

79points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Unless you do not speak a word of English

13points

JessG 5 years ago

I don't think this would apply then

6points

Elvira Petersen 5 years ago

If u don't know the difference between "there" "their" and "they're" then come hear to me and I'll put your heir in a ponytale

8points

Tina Frazier 5 years ago

I think I'll hare on down to the library to find a book about Peter Rabbit.

1point

Blake Buchanan-munro 5 years ago

May we also have a refresher on the apostrophe?

0points

Linda Sampietro 5 years ago

HEAR is ear with an h-to listen. HERE is where you are. HAIR is on your head. HEIR is one who inherits something; and HEIR SOUNDS like AIR. The H is silent.

0points

María Hermida 5 years ago

Heir doesn't sound like hair

-1point

Lynn Ruth Greyling 5 years ago

About half the population then...?

6points

wood 210 5 years ago

I'm gonna guess more like 85%

1point

Sheila Lynd Latham 5 years ago

Same goes for your and you’re.

6points

Blake Buchanan-munro 5 years ago (edited)

I think that was part of the point they were making. Grammatically, It should have been “you’re an idiot”, (contraction of “you are”), not “your an idiot” (possessive). 😁

13points

SBW71 5 years ago

So true

3points

Lulu 5 years ago

yah

2points

Magdalena Bone 5 years ago

Ha. Ironic.

2points

Jaybird3939 5 years ago

Are you sure they aren't a "looser"?

2points

Wayne Headrick 5 years ago

As a card-carrying officer of the grammar police, I think this one's great!

2points

#6

The 'L' Is Silent

Final score:

360points

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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

stealing this one. oh god, i need to sleep and frown for a few days now.

55points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Really sorry you are having problems sleeping. I use guided meditation, because I can't concentrate do it alone. I never went to the end of it without falling asleep and is only 18 minutes. Thanks to that, I don't need to take sleep pills anymore. Try for 2 weeks before you decide if works for you or not. Lots of love.

-2points

Kat Rogers 5 years ago

Same as MY GLASS~ THE G.L. IS SILENT?? OORRR IS IT, JUST THE L IS SILENT... BUT DEADLY! LOL YEEAAAH, SO HOOOW LONG YOU BEEN AAALLLL ALONE WITH ONLY 3 CATS?! FOR MEEE, 15 YEEEARS! YEAH, Makes Sense NOW, huh!😂

2points

Lulu 5 years ago

good one

1point

Kk C-Mcgee 5 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahaha and here I thought I'd never ever get to call my stomach flat again....now I can and call it a typo when others question me

1point

Lacie Duffek-Flores 5 years ago

i am dead today i am 1 year old

0points

backatya 5 years ago

lol

0points

Brianna Waller 5 years ago

This is great 😂

0points

Genny Gurtler 5 years ago

LOL

0points

Dorlinda Chong 5 years ago

I resemble that remark.

0points

Gutsy 5 years ago

clever! and hilarious!! still laughing....thanx

0points

With the number of different signs that El Arroyo puts up, some of them are bound to make someone angry. That’s exactly what happened in 2005 when the restaurant put up a sign revealing a mega plot twist at the end of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (you know the one I’m talking about). There was some backlash, but eventually, people got over it.

According to Austin Monthly, the witty and sharp signs may have been the reason why somebody tried to burn down the restaurant way back in 1998. Wow, some people really can’t handle someone trying to be funny, can they?

#7

Gender Reveal Party

Final score:

352points

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Mimi M 5 years ago

LOL!

57points

Julie Lieneke 5 years ago

Terrific idea

4points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

Now THAT would make a gender reveal party worthwhile.

3points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

You're not! I'm over here! Behind the lamp!

2points

A 5 years ago

So funny!

2points

Whatshername 5 years ago

This should be way up!

2points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

heh, heh...I see what you did there!

1point

Julie Williams 2 months ago

Now THAT'S funny, I don't care who you are!!

0points

Janet Grzegorek 4 years ago

😂😂😂😂

0points

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

Hehehehe

0points

COHEN SURBAUGH 5 years ago

😎😑

0points

#8

Impressive Car

Final score:

350points

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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

seriously though, i would love this. just hope i wouldn't be roped into working on/ for a date.

39points

DancingToMyself 5 years ago

Still not sleeping? :)

5points

Roadkill TheBrave 5 years ago

Have you tried Sleepy Time Tea? Also What's your reaction to Caffeine? Does it hype you up or mellow you out?

2points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Really sorry you are having problems sleeping. I use guided meditation, because I can't concentrate do it alone. I never went to the end of it without falling asleep and is only 18 minutes. Thanks to that, I don't need to take sleep pills anymore. Try for 2 weeks before you decide if works for you or not. Lots of love.

0points

Rachel Sidney Gibson 5 years ago

yes

1point

K.Kobayashi 5 years ago

I hear Rupert Grint owns an ice cream truck.

1point

Dorlinda Chong 5 years ago

Yay! Now that's a vehicle after my own heart.

1point

Alaina G 5 years ago

😂

0points

COHEN SURBAUGH 5 years ago

Ikr

0points

Hunter Bradley 5 years ago

again # relatable

0points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

ISTG I thought it said "Ford truck" I was thinking, 'but would that impress you? really?" SMH at myself...

0points

backatya 5 years ago

Women always want to stick things in their mouths

-1point

Aliya Clark 5 years ago

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#9

This Will Pass

Final score:

337points

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Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

I guess it's just the fact that I rewatched frozen, but when it says "It might pass like a kidney stone", it reminds me of that one troll. I-passed-a...4952b.jpeg

26points

Firework 5 years ago

Frozen is the best film ever and Elsa's life is a metaphor for autism.

4points

Sarah Brinsfield 5 years ago

I get them every 3 months at this point, bad genes, and let me tell you, they do not pass easily.

1point

SoozeeQ 5 years ago

@SarahBrinsfield and @ AndreaAnthony - my sister gets them too. She has had some hideous ones in the past. The doctors said they could do nothing, except give her painkillers. My brother (who is into alternative medicine) advised her to try Chanca Piedra Capsules and she now swears by them. She says she can tell when a kidney stone is forming, and takes these and everything is fine. (It doesn't stop them from forming, but apparently "crushes" the kidney stones). They can be purchased via this website: https://herbosophy.com.au/chanca-piedra/ (We are not affiliates, but if something works, more than happy to pass it on). Hope it helps you as it has helped her.

0points

Andrea Anthony 5 years ago

sent this one to my dad who is prone to kidney stones. good thing he has a great sense of humor lol

1point

Toni Ferchak 5 years ago

HA !!! GOOD ONE !

0points

Loretta Adent 5 years ago

Ouch! for sure

0points

Rachel Sidney Gibson 5 years ago

YEAAAAA

0points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

No, it'll magically disappear. DJT.

0points

Velna Pennington 5 years ago

Ouch!

0points

Tanya Kysel'ova 5 years ago

this one is sad-optimistic

0points

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

OUCH!

0points

#10

Running A Marathon

Final score:

332points

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troufaki13 5 years ago

Yes we do! :)

25points

Pheonix 5 years ago

I idolize people who do athletic things for a living. I can't even walk to my kitchen without complaining about walking.

8points

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

nvm, i lied i can't stop reading these signs. worth 26 hrs without sleep

3points

Kathy Brown 5 years ago

I know a man who said. " I never saw anyone smile when they ran."

2points

Hannah Rose 5 years ago

I’m not sure they do...

2points

COHEN SURBAUGH 5 years ago

No my aunt does tho lol

1point

DebbyC 5 years ago

I know, right?

1point

Zoja Jaredić 5 years ago

😂🤣yes i think they do😂😂😂

1point

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

LOL.

0points

Fred Edmiston 5 years ago

Surely not.

0points

NgọcTân Võ 5 years ago

"Who" with an "M" upside down and "Marathons" with a "W" cosplays the "M" 😁

0points

#11

Humidititties

Final score:

326points

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Baked Panda 5 years ago

Prefer to call it "mountain dew"

10points

Slune 5 years ago

Mountain high, valley deep, river runs trough the middle

0points

IrishGirl 5 years ago (edited)

why is it called 'erectile dysfunction' and not 'sleepy peepee'??

3points

CherylTunt 5 years ago

I call it swoobs

3points

cheetah 5 years ago

*wheezing* BAHHAHAHAHA! im dying its so funny...

3points

Kk C-Mcgee 5 years ago

Lmao I've NEVER loved a Mexican restaurant or Texas more than I do right now. That love only grows the more I read each of their signs

2points

Ljdia 5 years ago

Nice idea. Though I'd prefer Humititties

1point

Debra Starr Moon 5 years ago

Read this in bed. Woke up husband by snort-laughing.

1point

DebbyC 5 years ago

Very clever..

1point

Jenika de Jong 5 years ago

Boobie-soup

1point

Troy Currie 5 years ago

Should be titty-humidity

0points

#12

The Importance Of Commas

Final score:

320points

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DancingToMyself 5 years ago

Commas actually saves lives! "Eat, my child, please!" OR: "EAT MY CHILD, PLEASE!"

76points

Kate 5 years ago

"Let's eat, grandma" vs "Let's eat grandma"

19points

Fireflower 5 years ago

"The panda eats shoots and leaves" "The panda eats, shoots, and leaves" is my favorite

12points

Lou Lopez 5 years ago

It's the difference between "Helping your uncle Jack, off a horse," or "Helping your uncle jack off a horse."

5points

Well, I Tried 5 years ago

"Shoot grandma!" or "Shoot, grandma!"

4points

Sophia Graubart 5 years ago

Not only commas: A woman, without her man, is nothing vs. A woman; without her, man is nothing

2points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

Take my wife, please!

2points

Andrea Anthony 5 years ago

or "Let's eat, Grandma!" vs "Let's eat Grandma!"

2points

Madeline Shafer 5 years ago

or let's eat grandma or let's eat, grandma

0points

Iris T 5 years ago

Yes for example: Joe was in a car. Joe was in a comma.

4points

Aileen 5 years ago

That's quite clever!

2points

Mark Ventura 5 years ago

Slow. children live here Slow children live here

2points

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

Love it!

0points

Matthew Harris 5 years ago

Better with commas than without: I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse.

0points

Kylo Wren (Wren St. Germain) 5 years ago

#commassavelives

0points

Attila Balla 5 years ago

this person learned grammar

0points

DebbyC 5 years ago

Teeheehee

0points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

I'd like option #2 for $7, Alex

0points

littlesaresare 5 years ago

No, money down!

0points

#13

It's Ok To Fall Apart

Final score:

318points

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

I need a taco to love right. this. moment.!

52points

Well, I Tried 5 years ago

Don't we all?

3points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

SAME! Capital S - A - M - E!!

2points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

I love pink tacos but hold the cheese!

-2points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

We most certainly do. I absolutely LOVE tacos.

5points

Patricia Kasprowski 5 years ago

True

2points

Toni Ferchak 5 years ago

Love it !!

1point

Brianna Waller 5 years ago

I like this one. Very motivating. 👍

1point

Hannah Rose 5 years ago

This has always been my favorite

1point

Lana Jig-maker 5 years ago

Boom, Taco Salad.

1point

Roadkill TheBrave 5 years ago

Did they borrow that from Fluffy?

1point

Linda Sampietro 5 years ago

THIS is THE most memorable sign❗️Show unconditional LOVE to those around you-even when you are 6’ apart😷

0points

#14

Quarantine Buddies

Final score:

310points

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Sergio Bicerra 5 years ago

My ex now lives alone, but I wish we could spend quarantine together, she's so fun, ended in good terms. Just because things didn"t work out you have to be bitter on someone.

10points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

That is true, but also very rare.....

3points

Roadkill TheBrave 5 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *takes a breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha God some poor soul probably is. That poor person.

4points

Aimee Robinson 5 years ago

... Yeah, his mom at last check *snerk*

3points

Jo Choto 5 years ago

I sincerely hope not. He died.

3points

Nubmaeme 5 years ago

At least he's not my problem!

3points

Andrea Anthony 5 years ago

for the sake of women everywhere, I sure hope not

3points

NMN 5 years ago

Yes, his mother. Poor woman =/

2points

Anne Squire 5 years ago

Nah -- he alone. Which really means something if you think about it.

2points

Mindy Keys 5 years ago

How is this not #1???

2points

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

LOLOL.

1point

#15

Inside Jokes

Final score:

308points

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Love it!

36points

JessG 5 years ago

I don't get it...

5points

JessG 5 years ago

That was a joke by the way...like, I don't get it because it's an inside joke....lol?

6points

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

Very good. :)

0points

Dorlinda Chong 5 years ago

But will we get them?

0points

Gutsy 5 years ago

Brilliant!!

0points

Skye Nilsson 5 years ago

:)

0points

Bacony 5 years ago

There is no Inside Jokes, only Womanroom.

0points

Hannah Rose 5 years ago

This one wins

0points

Lois Arrowood 5 years ago

I like this one.

0points

Kat Rogers 5 years ago

HAA HAA HAA

-1point

#16

Growing Acceptance

Final score:

303points

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Mshauri Mazuri 5 years ago

Then in that case,coffee in the morning, tequila at night.

34points

Janelle Collard Premium 5 years ago

Right there with ya!

3points

Kat Rogers 5 years ago

HISS~TERICAL, AAAND FREAKING BRILLIANT!!

2points

Carole Reid 5 years ago

Wish I had thought of this years ago.

1point

Betsy Lenora 5 years ago

That is awesome! I'm gonna steal it!

1point

Lee Brownell 2 months ago

or the other way around...

0points

John-Paul Bitler 5 years ago

The Serenity Prayer lol.

0points

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

My new rule to live by!

0points

Edna Martin 5 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Sapphron Grace 5 years ago

This is great.

0points

Jung-ae Park 5 years ago

amen!

0points

#17

Social Distancing

Final score:

299points

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Mimi M 5 years ago

I resemble that remark, um - I represent that remark, um....

11points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

So good not having to come up with excuses to don't meet people.

6points

Walter Smith 5 years ago

When this is all over, there are still some of you that I don't want anywhere near me.

3points

Kelly Hartle 5 years ago

We introverts are shining right now.

2points

Anor Anor 5 years ago

Sad to say, but I'm not looking forward to when this is over.

1point

Patricia Kasprowski 5 years ago

That's me. Give me some good books and you won't see me anyway.

1point

NurAkmar Almahdi 5 years ago

I wish I can double or triple like your comment Walter Smith

1point

Lynn Morello 5 years ago

Yup, it has given me an excuse for isolation.

0points

Dorlinda Chong 5 years ago

It's so close to my former life, I'm not getting a car insurance rebate because my mileage hasn't decreased.

0points

DebbyC 5 years ago

Introverts uniting!

0points

#18

Where Do Tacos Live?

Final score:

297points

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Mark Serbian 5 years ago

They live close by the chips and salsa

66points

Hunter Bradley 5 years ago

No those are the tacos parents

2points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

The mustachioed hot-scented Mexican taco dog is the only breed that can sniff their burrows out and they are as hard to get a hold of as combover would-be tyrants who don't tell lies.

5points

Carol Foster 5 years ago

Careful... Nothing more dangerous than a wild taco cornered!

3points

Dorlinda Chong 5 years ago

They live in taquerias, of course.

2points

Мышь из Нижний! 5 years ago

They live in my stomach.

1point

Lynn Morello 5 years ago

I do, I do. First time I have said that in earnest for 3 decades.

1point

jevais 5 years ago

This is the best of all.

0points

Anna Turner 5 years ago

Hahaha!

0points

Joran Quinten 5 years ago

Near the marshes on Sqornshellous Zeta

0points

backatya 5 years ago

South of the border - Taco Bell

-1point

#19

Queer Eye

Final score:

291points

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Boop 5 years ago

YES

40points

SoozeeQ 5 years ago (edited)

Don't you mean "YAASSS Queen"? ;-P

12points

Chloe Drury 5 years ago

SHOULDNT THEY BE SOCIAL DISTANCINGGGG

3points

Laira Cruz 5 years ago

ANTONIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI TAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3points

Helenium 5 years ago

love it

2points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

❤❤❤❤❤

2points

So_Long_And_Thanks_For_All_The_Fish 5 years ago

Because of your username it looks like the last heart floated up

1point

Roadkill TheBrave 5 years ago

This is awesome!

2points

Lacie Duffek-Flores 5 years ago

my uncle is in there

1point

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

YAY!

1point

SONJA NGUYEN 5 years ago

Alright I like this one. This is a bold and kind gesture.

1point

JuJu 5 years ago

My feel-good guys

1point

#20

They Know About You

Final score:

287points

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Jackson Bowen 5 years ago

I think everyone who has ever met me has a therapist that knows about me lol

13points

kitty_player 03 5 years ago

in what way?

1point

Karen Klinck 5 years ago

In that case, I pity the therapist.

2points

Tanya Kysel'ova 5 years ago

I was going to say pfff of course not, when all of a sudden I realized that at least one did...

2points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

right?! 'Cause we're all the bad guy in somebody's story!

2points

Kelly Hartle 5 years ago

Although when my ex and I went to counseling, the therapist was more interested in trying to cure my ex!

2points

Dónal Ó Murchadha 5 years ago

Cure? Like meat?

1point

Coffey Murphy 5 years ago

Yeah and they know about me..which is worse!?

2points

Tiffany Marie 5 years ago

I'm pretty sure its a few!!

2points

Rebekah 5 years ago

Well, holy s**t.

2points

Mark Serbian 5 years ago

And that therapist is frightened...

2points

Byron Johnson 5 years ago

Oh god im leaving this planet forever now

1point

#21

Just Let Them Nap

Final score:

273points

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Firework 5 years ago

This is more depressing than encouraging and funny, I get screamed at for sleeping just half an hour longer than I'm supposed to.

7points

Tami Bridges 5 years ago

This...

4points

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

If you value your life do not wake me from a nap... unless there's an emergency.

2points

My O My 5 years ago

Tell my kids

1point

backatya 5 years ago

this is so true

1point

Lacie Duffek-Flores 5 years ago

i am i child everyone loves me

0points

Linda HS 5 years ago

Yass!

0points

Glenda Chrestman 5 years ago

amen

0points

Karen Klinck 5 years ago

Oh, HELL yeah.

0points

Ruby 5 years ago

When we had babies I gave my husband three hours extra sleep for his birthday as a 'Joey card' He cashed in on the spot.

0points

#22

The Consequences

Final score:

273points

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Mark Serbian 5 years ago

ouch

42points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

And when you get old enough, it shows up in the mirror, too.

8points

Karen Klinck 5 years ago

It also walks through the door after school.

3points

Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

oh, dandy meeting you here!

3points

Missy Moo Moo 5 years ago

And accident is often a result of poor choices!

2points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

oh, hello...AGAIN...

2points

Heather Keedy Bateman 5 years ago

So whose actions do we owe all this c**p to? xD

2points

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

Please no....

1point

Lynn Morello 5 years ago

That leaves a LOT open for speculation, you do know that don't you.

1point

Gail Valenti 1 year ago

don;t it make you think!!??

0points

Holly Hurst 2 years ago

Just a little reminder to myself😂

0points

#23

Santa And Essential Oils

Final score:

272points

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Caleigh 5 years ago

Not believing in Santa is also okay though. I was never lied to about Santa's existence and preferred it that way, as I was a sensitive child and would have gotten my heart broken when I would have found out he wasn't real.

33points

Georgette Redwood-Gladue 5 years ago

What!?!? He's not real!?!?

10points

Marshk 5 years ago

Same here!! Lol but then I felt a huge pressure to keep the truth secret from the other kids. Man that was hard!

10points

Magdalena Bone 5 years ago

Wait...w-what? H-h..he’s n-not real?

4points

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

I got in a fight with my friend in third grade when he said Santa wasn’t real lmao

4points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Spoiler alert!

3points

Mini Shnauzer 5 years ago

I actually never really believed in Santa. Yes, I was told the story, but I never really was forced to believe, and I never really did. And my parents were cool with it.

3points

Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 5 years ago

that heartbreak is good practice for the future...

1point

Laura Parker 4 weeks ago

How many other children’s joy did you ruin by sharing your profound knowledge?

0points

Kenneth Beaner 2 years ago

You must of had a great childhood

0points

A Lazy Spider 5 years ago (edited)

Reminds me of the story they had where that dude believed clay could take the vaccine out of the kid, so the kid got vaccinated and the father just believed by putting clay on the kids arm he took the vaccine out.

6points

OkieDonut 5 years ago

Well at least the kid was still vaccinated

1point

Eliza Greenwood 5 years ago

Does no one know that "Santa" is real? Saint Nicholas was a real person you can teach your kids about and it's not lying.

5points

Loretta 5 years ago

Yes he WAS real but he's been pretty dead for centuries so he certainly doesn't fly around on a reindeer sleigh and brings you presents every year.

2points

Alberto 5 years ago

The big question is: Does Santa use essential oils?

3points

Dave Chapman 5 years ago

I knew Santa wasn't real when I was a young kid, my friend Bigfoot told me that Santa was an ancient myth and that my parents were actually the Tooth Fairies...I was devastated...

2points

Little Flame 5 years ago

I still believe in Santa and Easter bunny and the tooth fairy

2points

Troy Currie 5 years ago

My wife told our son when he was 12. There is nothing wrong with believing in fairy tales as long as possible and he would have found out on his own eventually...like when I caught my parents putting the toys together. I didn't forgive her for a long time. Maybe I still haven't.

1point

Belinda Schniepp 5 years ago

This is a good one

1point

backatya 5 years ago

Or - you believe the earth is flat and that we didn't go to the moon lol

1point

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 5 years ago (edited)

And we Catholic kids believe in the Three Magi as well! Woah!

1point

#24

Happiness In Real Life

Final score:

266points

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Boop 5 years ago

ahh yes, humor based on my pain

37points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

5points

알렉시스Alexia 5 years ago

ah, oof- that one hurt

1point

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

Good advice.

1point

Firework 5 years ago

Make sure you're happy in real life, not just on your face. Don't smile if you're not happy, you shouldn't have to pretend to be ok if you're not.

1point

Well, I Tried 5 years ago

Yes but then we'd never have a decent picture of people

3points

Lynn Morello 5 years ago

But I don't use Instagram.

0points

Patricia Kasprowski 5 years ago

Amen

0points

#25

Put It In Rice

Final score:

264points

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Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

yes! But I think I need to buy a new 2020.

14points

Genevieve Pacoe 5 years ago

I tried, but I think it's broken.

6points

Well, I Tried 5 years ago

Try turning it off and on again

6points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

We definitely need to reboot 2020 - it's got a nasty virus.

4points

Anna Turner 5 years ago

No there isn't any rice the hoarders took it and the toilet paper 😭

2points

Janet Grzegorek 4 years ago

I'm sorry I'll send some of it back 😂

1point

Kelly Groves 5 years ago

good one......

1point

Dorlinda Chong 5 years ago

I think I'd rather just flush it and start over with a new model.

1point

Orionpax75 5 years ago

Beat one lmaoooo

0points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

I don't think we have enough rice in the world to find out.

0points

Lacie Duffek-Flores 5 years ago

?:(

-1point

Linda Wilhelm 5 years ago

The bum wine MD (Mad Dog) 2020?

-1point

#26

Broke Best Friend

Final score:

263points

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Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

So so true.

43points

Firework 5 years ago

Kids: £20?! I can buy A N Y T H I N G!!! Adults: I only have £10000, I can't buy you a £1 ice cream.

6points

Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago

Mom said "do I look like I'm made of money?" and I said "isn't that what MOM stands for... Made Of Money? I got my a*s kicked.

4points

Janet Grzegorek 4 years ago

😂😂😂

0points

marlene chicoine 5 years ago

Or a drunk who staggers around with a bottle, bumping into things, crying and peeling their pants....

2points

Leslea Freeman 5 years ago

My Life Story!!

1point

Jim Kang 5 years ago

So true it hurts.

1point

Carol Nye 2 years ago

Isn't this the truth?

0points

So_Long_And_Thanks_For_All_The_Fish 5 years ago

Lol

0points

DebbyC 5 years ago

😝😝😝

0points

Marsha Traub 5 years ago

Amen!

0points

#27

Fruit Puns

Final score:

261points

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Ninja Kitty 5 years ago (edited)

yeah! leaf that guy! and if he wants to fight about it, just say, "you wanna pizza this?"

66points

Tae Mae 5 years ago

badadum tsk!

7points

Dorlinda Chong 5 years ago

That joke has a certain appeal. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

3points

Andrea Anthony 5 years ago

hear hear!

2points

Slune 5 years ago

I love mango

0points

#28

Pet A Dog

Final score:

260points

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Mark Serbian 5 years ago

My new life philosophy

50points

Animal Lover 5 years ago

This is literally me right now because I go on walks everyday and there's always an adorable pooch I can't pet

6points

CincyReds 5 years ago

I have to pet every dog I see, and If don't I am very sad..

6points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

what a sweet pupper! who's a good boi?!

4points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Da pup agrees

4points

Mike Rodrick 5 years ago

I've always preferred dogs over people.

3points

Ryan Pinnick 5 years ago

i wanna pet the doggo now...

3points

స్టీఫెన్ ఆండ్రూ 5 years ago

*pat

3points

Dave Chapman 5 years ago (edited)

Of course they just have to have a doggo there for everyone to pet...and I think pupper is just LUVIN all the attention and pets! He looks exceedingly happy-goofy to see you, please straighten out his left ear if you don't mind... the last person forgot to reset him to default settings

2points

jevais 5 years ago

Please explain why one can't pet dogs anymore? They don't transmit the Covid 19!

2points

backatya 5 years ago

they don't that and someone infected might give it to the dog. Or at least put the virus on them and when the owner pets or hugs the dog they catch it. Think about it...

1point

#29

Age Difference

Final score:

259points

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Firework 5 years ago

My dad's 48 but he knows how to use tik tok 😂

33points

Jjjane20 5 years ago

I don't even know what tik tok is (32) 🙄

5points

Fiona Stone 5 years ago

The exception that proves the rule: on the other hand, from where I sit agewise, your Dad is a mere child!

4points

Little Flame 5 years ago

My dad to

1point

John-Paul Bitler 5 years ago

I feel bad for you

0points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-1point

Anna Lindberg 5 years ago

Dame Judi Dench is on Tik Tok and she is 85, so that is not a given!

1point

Schennie Zett 3 years ago

❤

0points

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

So very true!

0points

Susie Trevino 5 years ago

😂

0points

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

I was mortified when I found out my mother had it

0points

Glenda Chrestman 5 years ago

For sure

0points

DebbyC 5 years ago

Hahaha

0points

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

I'd never heard of Tik Tok til a couple of weeks ago... not big on social media stuff.

0points

Giovanni SANCHEZ 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#30

Laughing Stock

Final score:

245points

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JessG 5 years ago

Heeheehee

28points

Walter Smith 5 years ago

That was humerus.

8points

Dorlinda Chong 5 years ago

Oh, Broth-er

2points

Ninja Nonna 5 years ago

Love it, may steal it!

0points

Bettye McKee 5 years ago

That's humerus.

0points

Marianne Stabile 5 years ago

This one hit my funny bone.

0points

Lynn Morello 5 years ago

How far through these did you get before you realised that they were all dad jokes?

0points

Gutsy 5 years ago

LOL hahahahahahahahahahaha

0points

Sharon Vaughn 5 years ago

So true.

0points

Carol Foster 5 years ago

Someone's Very punny tonight...

0points

#31

The Older I Get

Final score:

241points

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

The longer the lockdown lasts - the later in the day it becomes morning.

68points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

I had to get my vehicle inspected today and got to the shop around 12:30. The lady behind the desk said Good monring.

6points

Viki Banaszak 5 years ago

You mean 3 pm isn't morning???

3points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 5 years ago

OH! So very true!

2points

Ella Blackwood 5 years ago

This is SO true!

2points

Mark Serbian 5 years ago

The older I get, the harder it is to do the math on comments like this ...

1point

J Steven Tefertiller 4 months ago

I wouldn't mind morning so much if it came a little later in the day!

0points

Dana Reeser 5 years ago

It does seem that way!

0points

Carol Foster 5 years ago

(Snort...) When you live on 3rd shift, if it's late, it's literally early!

0points

Westmount Legal 5 years ago

Dear shitpanda: If you don't like things. That's OK. But to dislike all and add insults for no reason, that's not OK. AND. When almost all people like the signs and it's only you who dislike like that, believe me, IT'S YOU. (cultural notation re: ending relationships. People know.). 25Apr20.

0points

Suzieq 5 years ago

WTF?

1point

Lois Arrowood 5 years ago

So true.

0points

Bob Beltcher 5 years ago

Truth

0points

#32

A Reason For Everything

Final score:

240points

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Yep, even though the "everything happens for a reason"-phrase is one of the crappiest there is, always told by uncaring people to people who suffer. No guys, there is no reason, but things happen regardless. Peace to mankind and clean hands!

54points

J Haven 5 years ago

THANK YOU, I despise how that phrase is used as a knee-jerk, thoughtless panacea. The sign’s still funny, though

16points

Chris DiFonso 5 years ago

I'd love to ask people who say that the reasons for genocide, slavery (past and present), people abusing others (especially children), etc. I understand there's cause and effect, but I don't think that's what they mean when they say this.

10points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

I wish I could upvote you more. I can't stand "everything happens for a reason" it is a whole load of b******t. Never ever say that to someone who is grieving/suffering. I also hate "God only gives us what we can handle", well tell that to the people who have committed or attempted suicide. These are sayings to make the person saying them feel better and not the actual person going through a difficult time.

8points

Felicia Dale 5 years ago

I don't say it to other people, ever, but it's sure been true in my life. Weird, but true. And extremely uncomfortable sometimes- but I'm super happy now so... win?

3points

Leesa DeAndrea 5 years ago

People want to believe there is a Grand Plan. But the evidence seems to indicate otherwise.

1point

Ron Laverdiere 1 week ago

It is completely true though. You lose your job, there is a reason that happened. You have a divorce - there is a reason that happened. A tornado takes out your home - there is a reason that the tornado formed, a reason why it formed where it formed, and a reason why you chose to buy that particular house. Things happen, but always for a reason.

0points

Monday 5 years ago

To be fair...everything DOES happen for a reason. It's just not some profound existential thing. The reason that kid got killed by that car was because A. The kid was in the road and B. The car driving down the road. It's not part of some large plan, but it still had a reason.

0points

Kate Hubbard 5 years ago

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Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

Now imagine someone telling you that in a funeral of a person you most love in this planet. Yes, it happened to me.

6points

Tanya Kysel'ova 5 years ago

I am so sorry

3points

Firework 5 years ago

Well, it did happen for a reason. Someone in China ate a bat with coronavirus and caused the virus to mutate and become a human thing. But not everything happens for a reason.

3points

Ellen 5 years ago

A reason is not the same as a cause

0points

Terri Rimmer 5 years ago

I've never bought into that. I don't believe it. Then why do kids get cancer? No reason for that.

1point

Ron Laverdiere 1 week ago

If you understand what cancer is, then yes there is a reason. Does it suck? Obviously. Maybe continue funding the search for cures instead of shutting down all that funding... thanks Trump!

0points

Mshauri Mazuri 5 years ago

I know right

1point

Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

I can agree...

1point

Jason Doakes 5 years ago

One of the most idiotic phrases that ever existed. No, it doesn't. Just like pain and suffering is not a "test of faith" or a punishment.

0points

Lynn Morello 5 years ago

Gaia getting her own back.

0points

Umgreg Universe 5 years ago

*starts quietly humming songs from beetlejuice*

0points

Mary Jaye 5 years ago

our earth needs a break.

0points

#33

Rocks And Places

Final score:

237points

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Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

I see what you did there.....

30points

Carol Foster 5 years ago

You think you've got this down to a Science, don't you!

3points

Dorlinda Chong 5 years ago

That remark will put you on the map, but it still takes stones to say it.

2points

Lou Herout 5 years ago

And mathematics adds it all up

1point

Aragorn II Elessar 5 years ago

Why’d you get downvoted, that was good

0points

Eliza Greenwood 5 years ago

Ross!

1point

Mad Eye Moody 5 years ago

Thank you for that

0points

Gutsy 5 years ago

Clever...!!!!

0points

Velna Pennington 5 years ago

Funny

0points

Haevyn 5 years ago

Ross was a paleontologist

0points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 5 years ago

Love both!

0points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

A great way to remember which is which!

0points

#34

Social Media Influencer

Final score:

229points

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slackjack 5 years ago

I'll be glad when this "influencer" phase is over.

96points

Andres Tejeda 5 years ago

I think its just on hold unfortunately.

8points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 5 years ago

Some people actual consider it a career. Query, just how long will that career last?

5points

Freya the Wanderer 5 years ago

Let us hope the Coronavirus does at least one good thing by getting rid of these insincere jerks.

5points

María Hermida 5 years ago

Just take a seat, because it's going to be a really long wait. Society is becoming stupider and stupider.

4points

Cathelijne van Weelden 5 years ago

They said the same thing about house music 😉

0points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

TBH Corona is a social distance influenza.

2points

Andrea Careless 5 years ago

Except it's not a kind of influenza. Still a funny joke though. :-)

-3points

Lynn Morello 5 years ago

At least not any more. You will have a lot of fixing up to do when this is all over.

0points

IrishGirl 5 years ago

well, s**t.

0points

Eliza Greenwood 5 years ago

This is hilarious

0points

#35

The Football Game

Final score:

204points

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Bambi 5 years ago

Lmao!

37points

Karen Heberling 5 years ago

Me, too!!

4points

Chris DiFonso 5 years ago

There was a football game?

5points

SBW71 5 years ago

Great one!

5points

Jayne Sargent 5 years ago

LOL, their performance was the only part I watched.

3points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

That's a riot!

2points

Julie Bee 5 years ago

This is needed. So fn funny. Please keep it up so only half of us will lose our minds.

1point

Dutch VanZandt 5 years ago

That WAS quite a show!

1point

IrishGirl 5 years ago

football? what's a football?

0points

backatya 5 years ago

lol

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Lynn Morello 5 years ago

No thank goodness.

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JessG 5 years ago

Cute

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Big Sleep "Looking For A Girl With A Washing Machine" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAZtA87g1Vc

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

Janis Joplin 'Mercedes Benz' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qev-i9-VKlY

0points

desert29rat 5 years ago

Nice.

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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

i see people lifting this for their profiles already

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WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Or I'm having a presidential meeting.

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Animal Lover 5 years ago

I don't get it...

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Vic 5 years ago

Probably coz even the human is locked indoors all day now..

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Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

LOL!

7points

Iris T👁 5 years ago

After quarantine is officially over we shall string half of the toilet paper over our houses as an offering to the gods.

5points

Mshauri Mazuri 5 years ago

No one will dare to do that now

2points

Jim Price 5 years ago

Now it's more effective to keep the toilet paper from reaching your enemies.

1point

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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

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Ice cube 5 years ago

what?

11points

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LOttawa 5 years ago (edited)

I went to buy food the other day (at a store that sells different things) and saw this cute pyjama and bought it. My boyfriend asked me why since I have a lot of them, I told him I needed new clothes for work.

20points

Samantha Dement-Graham 5 years ago

It's a sad day for me when I have to put on a bra and get dressed to go to the store. I never look forward to it.

3points

Iris T👁 5 years ago

I say all you need for an "at home" wardrobe is fluffy pants, a baggy t-shirt, and a bandana to show that you didn't brush your hair that morning😂

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CR Harvey 5 years ago

Don't waste all crumb of it!

7points

Ice cube 5 years ago

LOL!

2points

Daniel H 5 years ago

Diet Diary Day 2: I exercised today by getting out of bed. I guess I'm sleeping on the floor from now on.

2points

Sent From The Slytherin House 5 years ago

This should be higher!

1point

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Jane Thorne-Gutierrez 5 years ago

I'm an April Fool, why didn't I think of that ? ( I just answered my own question!)...

7points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

With Trump every day it's fool's day. Today Donald Jenius Trump MD invented the cure for Corona: a vaccination with UV-light and bleach.

2points

Maya Huller 5 years ago

Do you mean Genius?

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Magpie 5 years ago

There was a time, when unfollowing a particular person was the sanest and kindest thing I could do for my own health.

15points

Firework 5 years ago

I have an ex-friend that I'm going to unfollow. She posted a "best friend video" where she cropped me out of a photo that I took at my house.

4points

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Mark Serbian 5 years ago

Infested!

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Firework 5 years ago

I looked up my symptoms on google, turns out I just have parents

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JessG 5 years ago

This is great

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Sergio Bicerra 5 years ago

It's their actual phone number! Delivery to Peru ASAP!

13points

Kristy P 5 years ago

Poor restaurant is getting inundated with people just calling the number on a viral photo...

3points

CincyReds 5 years ago

Would love it if they would deliver to KY!

2points

Mark Serbian 5 years ago

Do you deliver to San Diego?

2points

Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

ya'll, it's the phone number to their restaurant. I called it and then searched it up. Screenshot...a6f19d.png

2points

Kaori 5 years ago (edited)

Once on their Facebook page,people living far away from El Arroyo tried to comment like "who is farthest".I won so far.(Tokyo-Austin=6,551.50 mi (10,543.63 km))

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Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

oml

4points

Janet Salisbury 5 years ago

not wrong

1point

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

I laughed right royally at this.

9points

RitaGG 5 years ago

And I laughed at your response! I scared my dog too!

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

I hope we aaaaall will

5points

Whatshername 5 years ago

Sadly many people will not be able to carpe any diem after this 😥 So I suggest you start today ❤

2points

Mark Serbian 5 years ago

In the meantime, Carpe Dormio

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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

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Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

oh noes

4points

Helenium 5 years ago

oh if some dude said that to me he'd def come back to mine lol

1point

Daniel H 5 years ago

Wassup? WASSUP??? THE SKY. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT. IT'S ABOVE US ALL.

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Magpie 5 years ago

3 ice-cream. done!

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Artemis Thorne 5 years ago

Can I move to Texas?

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Harold Summer 5 years ago

Get a cop brother to take it out in a boat and dump in the gulf.

2points

Magik cofee 5 years ago

u feed em to tigers so they be snakin

1point

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

Ahhh.... I see why 'ASKIN' is misspelled. Good one.

0points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Two years from now it will take a lot of Googling to understand the joke!

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JessG 5 years ago

Same

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Whatshername 5 years ago

But... how?!

0points

Anna Repp 5 years ago

You've yet so much to learn about life, youngster!

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JessG 5 years ago

Hide the sardine oil

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Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

👏👏👏👏👏

3points

Lsai Aeon 5 years ago

The puddle directly under him is concerning

2points

Natalie Rostad-desjarlais 5 years ago

Shadow?...Puddle??? Wonder which is more likely on a sunny day?

0points

Carol Taylor 5 years ago

loving these guys down under..

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Kristy P 5 years ago

Right? That was a close one!!

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Mark Serbian 5 years ago

No one gives a S*** what I look like now!

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JessG 5 years ago

Yup! Texas, so true

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

I don't get this one, can someone explain, please.

4points

Magpie 5 years ago

Light afternoon entertainment, alcohol or running for 5 kilometres.

7points

Firework 5 years ago

Some families run 5km together, they/she/he would rather have a family that drinks mimosas.

4points

Crystal 5 years ago

They want to drink, not run

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Magik cofee 5 years ago

wish i could but neither do i

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Phi 5 years ago

Oops!

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Ice cube 5 years ago

what is it, a burrito?

4points

Cristina Sacchi 5 years ago

YES!! 🤣🤣🤣

1point

Ninja Kitty 5 years ago

I would start laughing if somebody went up there and bought that

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slackjack 5 years ago

Noooo....!!! Don't waste tequila on your hands!

11points

Spinaap 5 years ago

he didn't say to use it on your hands ... :-)

3points

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

But it won't work as well, not 'nough booze in it!

1point

Lorraine R 5 years ago

Gin or vodka, much better

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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

or when i'm hangry

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Monika Soffronow 5 years ago (edited)

Will it help during a heatwave?

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Iris T👁 5 years ago

Wow! Beautifully said, this might be the most inspirational thing I have ever read.

13points

Crystal 5 years ago

Silence can be louder than any words

3points

Audrey Bob-The-Builder 5 years ago

HAHAHA! This is the funniest one ever!

3points

Janet Salisbury 5 years ago

same

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Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Carol Taylor 5 years ago

alas l arrived to late to up-vote these guys..I'm up-voting you mentally..

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Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

👏👏👏👏👏👏

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Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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