This Restaurant Is Winning The Funny Sign Game (35 Pics)

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Oh my god, they're right!

Hahahahaaa

This is funny, but why do women wear bras? And why do people shame those who don’t wear them?

Good one.

stealing this one. oh god, i need to sleep and frown for a few days now.

LOL!

seriously though, i would love this. just hope i wouldn't be roped into working on/ for a date.

I guess it's just the fact that I rewatched frozen, but when it says "It might pass like a kidney stone", it reminds me of that one troll. I-passed-a...4952b.jpeg

Yes we do! :)

Prefer to call it "mountain dew"

Commas actually saves lives! "Eat, my child, please!" OR: "EAT MY CHILD, PLEASE!"

I need a taco to love right. this. moment.!

My ex now lives alone, but I wish we could spend quarantine together, she's so fun, ended in good terms. Just because things didn"t work out you have to be bitter on someone.

Love it!

Then in that case,coffee in the morning, tequila at night.

I resemble that remark, um - I represent that remark, um....

They live close by the chips and salsa

YES

I think everyone who has ever met me has a therapist that knows about me lol

This is more depressing than encouraging and funny, I get screamed at for sleeping just half an hour longer than I'm supposed to.

ouch

Not believing in Santa is also okay though. I was never lied to about Santa's existence and preferred it that way, as I was a sensitive child and would have gotten my heart broken when I would have found out he wasn't real.

ahh yes, humor based on my pain

yes! But I think I need to buy a new 2020.

So so true.

yeah! leaf that guy! and if he wants to fight about it, just say, "you wanna pizza this?"

My new life philosophy

My dad's 48 but he knows how to use tik tok 😂

Heeheehee

The longer the lockdown lasts - the later in the day it becomes morning.

Yep, even though the "everything happens for a reason"-phrase is one of the crappiest there is, always told by uncaring people to people who suffer. No guys, there is no reason, but things happen regardless. Peace to mankind and clean hands!

I see what you did there.....

I'll be glad when this "influencer" phase is over.

Lmao!

Cute

Or I'm having a presidential meeting.

I don't get it...

LOL!

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so if i'm wearing glasses, does it mean the sign applies to me 2x (having 4 eyes instead of 2), or it doesn't count because my eyes couldn't directly see the message?

I went to buy food the other day (at a store that sells different things) and saw this cute pyjama and bought it. My boyfriend asked me why since I have a lot of them, I told him I needed new clothes for work.

Don't waste all crumb of it!

I'm an April Fool, why didn't I think of that ? ( I just answered my own question!)...

There was a time, when unfollowing a particular person was the sanest and kindest thing I could do for my own health.

Infested!

This is great

It's their actual phone number! Delivery to Peru ASAP!

oml

I laughed right royally at this.

I hope we aaaaall will

oh noes

3 ice-cream. done!

Can I move to Texas?

Get a cop brother to take it out in a boat and dump in the gulf.

Same

Hide the sardine oil

👏👏👏👏👏

Right? That was a close one!!

No one gives a S*** what I look like now!

Yup! Texas, so true

I don't get this one, can someone explain, please.

Oops!

what is it, a burrito?