30 Times People Who Visited IKEA Could Not Help But Sum Up Their Experience In Hilarious Memes And Tweets
IKEA has something for everyone: affordable furniture, delicious Swedish meatballs, adorable toys for kids, stylish fabrics and decorative items for your home, great customer service and massive, fresh cinnamon rolls. If you’ve never had the chance to visit Sweden, stepping into an IKEA store might feel like taking a mini holiday. As you stroll through the maze of showrooms and display furniture, you might imagine a whole new life: how you would perfectly decorate your dream, Scandinavian flat.
Reality soon hits, however, when you’ve gathered all of your treasures at home and realized that it’s going to take a month, or a week of intense mental distress, to assemble that IDANÄS dresser or MALM bed that looked so non-threatening in the display. If you too have a love-hate relationship with this famous Swedish store, we think you’ll enjoy the memes and tweets that we have in store for you down below.
Be sure to upvote the IKEA commentary that you find most spot-on, and enjoy scrolling through this list that might remind you to go grab a few new pillows or towels this weekend. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article highlighting how IKEA furniture can be “hacked” to become even more useful and beautiful, look no further than right here!
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AND as a bonus, if you go to IKEA and can't find your way out, you get (turned into) meatballs! Yaaaay!
Load More Replies...Also you get out of the escape room after an hour, and the staff helps you towards that.
Load More Replies...Scariest thing about ikea is when you are half way through and your toddler declares he needs the toilet, and you have absolutely no idea where you are or what your chances are of finding one before it's to late ..
Imagine if IKEA played a prank at Halloween and filled the shop with zombies
Like others I've gotten lost in IKEA & forget locating a bathroom quickly.
I'm on my (well I say 'my' but I mean my dog's) third stuffed Golden Retriever. He loves them, sleeps with them, plays with them...and then one day...he goes all Hannibal Lecter and just eats their face. And it's back to Ikea we go.
3 foot shark?? that shark doesn't have *any* feet, lady. what are you trying to pull here??
This reminds me of the time my ex and I went to Ikea. He told me not to make any impulse purchases. We came home with an ant and a bee this size. He couldn’t resist them.
I ordered a genuine leather living room set from IKEA.They sent me two cows, some logs and a book of instructions.
IKEA was ahead of their time, recently there were deconstructed drinks and such. But IKEA started the whole trend with deconstructed furnitures...
That's... a lot of salt for that flour. Not sure about these proportions.
Lol it doesn't matter, that's kinda the point. No instructions, wrong/missing pieces, parts not labeled... my favorite is when you randomly find in your parts to be assembled an extra random part, especially when it doesn't even belong with what you bought lol
Load More Replies...What is that cute bowl the milk is in and do I have to go to an Ikea to get one because we don't have one around here.
When I was a kid, the closest IKEA to where I lived was about 2 hours away. It’s hard to imagine that now because they seemed to have popped up anywhere and everywhere, but as a child, going to IKEA was a thrilling, all-day excursion. We would pile in the car and look forward to the meatballs, princess cake and kid stations the store had to offer the entire drive, and then spend the day exhausting ourselves looking at every inch of the store, enjoying a great lunch, and heading home with a car full of exciting treasures and three kids who needed a nap.
There’s no question that IKEA is a special place, but how much do you really know about the Swedish furniture empire? Well, let’s start at the beginning. IKEA was founded by Ingvar Kamprad in 1943, and its name actually came from a combination of the founder’s initials and the farm where he grew up, Elmtaryd, and his home village in Sweden, Agunnaryd. But the business model of IKEA has not always been the same. Apparently, the first “flat-pack” furniture set didn’t come along until 1956, when Gillis Lundgren, a draftsman hired by Kamprad, came up with the idea while trying to fit a wooden table into the trunk of his car by taking the legs off. The first IKEA flat-pack piece sold was the Lovet, a leaf-shaped side table, which was featured in their 1956 catalog.
These are IKEA shoppers who got lost looking for the meatball aisle
Can you imagine the free for all grabbing on resurrection day?
What she didn`t say is that they were all customers who go lost looking for the exit!
what law was broken, I wonder? and should the punishment be to wander IKEA for days?
Fun. Believable. But not true, though.. https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/02/11/fact-check-viral-ikea-story-social-distancing-arrows-satire/6709720002/
So...what law did he actually break? I'm pretty sure the criminal code doesn't cover fake arrows.
When you go to IKEA to buy your granddaughter a toddler bed and she's like, 25 by the time you find your way out!!
Lol that's hilarious. I wish I'd been there and had a camera to record the chaos.. but I do feel bad for the employees.
That's what she said. 100% wood.
Load More Replies...They actually have cardboard books and even Xboxes and PS-4 and 5s so you can check if the real item fit into the shelf you're trying to buy. It's great service!
Oh. I get it. you have to make the words, and put them in the book
One of IKEA’s most successful items of all time is the Billy bookcase, which you might have in your own home right now! 15 of these basic, yet versatile, bookshelves are produced every minute, and over 41 million units of them had been sold by Billy’s 30th anniversary in 2009. If you lined all of those up, the Billys would stretch over 70,000 kilometers long, and I’m sure they’ve sold plenty more in the last 14 years! But alongside the Billy, three of the most successful ranges of IKEA furniture worldwide are Malm, Hemnes and Komplement.
If you don’t speak Swedish, most of the names of IKEA products probably mean nothing to you. They’re just exotic sounding gibberish that you likely avoid saying out loud so as to not embarrass yourself. But one thing that I realized while living in Sweden, and learning as much as I could of the language, is that many of their products are named after exactly what they are. Apparently, Kamprad was dyslexic, so he named his products using proper names and words that would make them easier for him to identify. “IKEA's curtains are given mathematical geometrical terms and bathroom products are named after lakes, rivers and bays,” Ideal Home UK explains.
That? That's an Admiral Rickover interview chair if i ever saw one - he like to keep people from getting too comfortable when seeking position in the nuclear sub program - for reals.
Don't worry I did this with a desk, not from ikea, but I'm pretty sure I cried because I was almost finished when I realized what I did.
Although if you go as a couple to IKEA, good chance you break up while there --- it's a good test. So it also creates single people; and then you buy new bookcases as you have to move out, leading to the above.
Load More Replies...They won't get much done if they keep flirting with each other like that.
I love IKEA. Feel you about this shade. I'm single and blow past this instruction.
Apparently "some assembly required" is IKEA speak for "here's a pine tree and some nails."
Of course not! Going to IKEA reduces your laziness points. You can't be lazy and go to IKEA. That's impossible!
Load More Replies...Still have a kitchen island in a box bought 2 years ago.... BF pretty damn lazy
I bought 3 pieces of furniture from IKEA…. It has now been relegated to the labyrinth land for plant pots and task lamps- figured out a ‘hack’ too, we go in through the EXIT!!!
IKEA furniture is also created in an interesting way, as the company prides itself on being affordable, so their first priority when building a piece is not the exact design, but how the product can be designed to match a set price point. Teams work hard to ensure that there are always affordable options available for everyone, and fancier products can be purchased by those who have a bit more available to spend. IKEA stores have no problem holding their wide variety of products though, as the average store is 300,000 square feet (or 27,870 square meters). The largest IKEA in the world, however, which opened in the Philippines in 2021, boasts an impressive 700,000 square foot facility (or 65,032 square meters).
I swear at it and me and my other half have had a few rows over putting cr#p together lol
Load More Replies...Some pre-marriage advice: Before you get married, try walking with your mate through IKEA. If you don't end up killing each other, you're good to go.
My sweet hubs and I purchased 3 end tables and 2 nightstands from Ikea and Actually had a very pleasant time putting them together. We threw on some fun music and got a production line going. I've been in other relationships where this exercise would have ended in a screaming match with furniture bits being thrown asunder!
Treat yourself to this classic. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FnhljbEY9mg
holy everyone working everywhere basically needs this Tshirt. I tell you. it took me 2 hrs on the phone w UPS just to get a shipping quote for something I wanted to purchase at auction. I had to beg to speak w a supervisor after talking to 4 diff agents who didn't even understand the concept of * quote to ship* ("so what is the tracking #?")
Bargain corner is amazing! It's always worth a look whenever I go to IKEA
That my friend, is not the bargain corner... they literally took the display. Despite this, yes the bargain corner is amazing
Load More Replies...P. I. Panda here. Photo was taken in the linens section, which comes before the "As Is" section as you proceed through the labyrinth. By the way, excellent use of IKEA as a verb!
I don’t understand this trend. Can someone explain?
Load More Replies...IKEA may be a Swedish company, but it has certainly taken over the global market when it comes to affordable furniture and home goods. According to their own website, IKEA has 460 stores worldwide in 62 markets. There are 277 in Europe, 79 in Asia, 71 in North America, 17 in the Middle East, 11 in Oceania, 3 in Africa and 2 in South America. There is even an IKEA Museum in Älmhult, Sweden, where the very first store opened up.
“At IKEA Museum, we tell the story of how the entrepreneur Ingvar Kamprad started IKEA and, with his colleagues, decided to create a better everyday life for the many people,” the museum’s site explains. “Perhaps a meeting-place is a better way to describe us, than a museum. An inspiring, inclusive place for everyone who wants to get to know us. Because we really do want to share all our stories, from the mistakes to the successes.”
My stupid a$$ couldn't read the caption at first, I read " Me just The demon I trying to read...." and thought it was an ikea joke about having to build your own sentences. I think I might need another cup of tea.
Everyone makes fun of the Pürpley Kids, even I do. Grrr I hate them so MUCH
I speak Swedish and usually the first thing my Canadian friends would ask me upon learning this was "so, you can actually pronounce the product names at Ikea?" 🙈
So you mean that by speaking swedish you can summon demons? Then I have been speaking swedish wrong all my life. (The names of ikea stuff is random swedish words or names)
But the way non-Swedish speakers mangle them can cause demon summoning.
Load More Replies...this is why i don't go to IKEA w/ my dad, he was born and raised in Sweden I wasn't, he has me try to pronounce literally everything I want to buy
I had a flashback of Half-Life... Now I want a modded scenario where Gordon Freeman just has an allen/inbus key and has to build his way out.
That zooming sound you just heard was the joke doing a low pass over your head.
Load More Replies...Don't forget the box of nails and box of screws (that they actually sell, they're orange!). Best nail and screw boxes ever!
Not anymore it'd having those lock head screws that I get with every item from Wayfair and Kohls.
Despite how much the world loves IKEA, however, no corporation is perfect, including this Scandinavian gem. And one of many customers’ least favorite things about the store is the fact that their furniture is so hard to assemble. Okay, we might not be allowed to consider that a flaw, because if you want pre-built furniture delivered straight to your home, you can pay much more money to have it. But it always seems like even the simplest pieces from IKEA require an engineering degree to complete. And as it turns out, the company might even be trying to get us more attached to our IKEA furniture by building it ourselves. “The value of the item is increased when the buyer feels like they had a part in creating it,” Oliver Thompson writes in a piece on IKEA furniture in Transforming the Nation. “This leads to a greater connection between customers and the products they buy.”
I work there....do it all the time. My boyfriend swears there's a twelve-step program for me.
I can't believe I have noticed Ikea items in certain films, where I should not be noticing the background.
Many times I've been to a cafe and had someone say 'those glasses are from Ikea' or 'those plates are from Kmart'. There is no other option :)
The myth that IKEA furniture is hard to assemble HAS to end; try assembling furniture from some of IKEA’s low rent competitors and you’ll understand the engineering genius that goes into IKEA design.
The blue section needs to be red and have a colour for not speaking to your husband for 2 days after putting together a flat pack 😢
Did it once with a friend ended up saying thats what she said so much where we got to the point we had to do it every time we talked.
there are companies whose furniture assembly instructions are double dutch compared with ikea's
Because of all the jokes about assembling IKEA furniture, I'll probably never buy it, but I'd like to visit the store once.
Anyone I am assembling IKEA with would not be alive by the time of the finished product if they made this amount of 'that's what she said jokes." One is slightly amusing. Two gets an eye roll. Three is told 'it wasn't that funny the first 2 times." Four gets allen wrench to the eye.
The most common phrase during an IKEA-related assembly: "Oh SCREW it!". I mean literally.
Not me, I'm assembling a cocktail for the watching time.
Load More Replies...For those who are curious, according to a Google Translate this says “…put the ESPECIALLY on the BIRCHNOSE.”
I think that happens AFTER the bed is constructed, he hopes.
Load More Replies...“This DIY design philosophy and the affordability of their products means that many people find themselves struggling with flat-pack items they thought would be as easy to assemble as they were to buy,” Thompson goes on to explain. “This way of involving customers in the creation of the product is great on paper, but what it really means is a lot of people who end up pulling their hair out trying to do it themselves.”
“Simply unpacking and organizing the components presents a daunting task for many people. Flat pack items come packaged in a lot of different parts that need careful assembly later,” he writes. “Opening the pack and laying out the pieces takes up a lot of space in people’s homes and makes them think the job will take a lot longer than they want it to. It can also make it easy to lose track of small pieces that there is usually not any spares of.”
(see the "cousin" from several posts above - with the messed up chair!) 🤣🤣
I'd love an interview like this, I'd rather have something to do to keep busy while I'm talking to people especially in a potentially stressful/nerve-racking situation like a job interview. I also really enjoy building flat pack furniture, it's basically like doing a 3D puzzle and you have some nice new furniture afterwards.
Depends. In germany, and maybe EU, too, every package of food having any different food shown or food already prepared somewhere has the word "Serviervorschlag" (=serving advice) printed on, so you can't claim strawberries by buying a box of cornflakes.
Load More Replies...They're not the same thing. Or are you saying you'd prefer a chelsea bun?
Load More Replies...While sneaking out of a piano shop. "Excuse me mam, I think you dropped this stool."
IKEA has also been under fire in recent years for their massive contributions to deforestation. All of those Billy bookcases and Malm dressers have to come from somewhere, and the affordable furniture from IKEA doesn’t always stand the test of time. Therefore, many trees have had to pay the price for our home decor. In fact, there have been allegations of the company conducting illegal logging business in Romanian forests. IKEA’s website claims that the majority of their wood comes from Sweden, Poland, Russia, Lithuania and Germany, but The New Republic reports that IKEA has become Romania’s “largest private landowner” and could be getting up to 10% of its timber from there.
NO NO NO PLEASE DONT BRING TO BORED PANDAAAAA The waffle house had found it'd new house
Load More Replies...Could also mean someone left their spouse stranded in the candle aisle for good.
What a maniac, going to IKEA if they use crutches - the distance you need to walk is crazy. Yes, there are chairs on the journey to sit down and have a rest, but unless you’re going with a friend / family member and sitting in the cafe whilst they shop I think they’re pretty stupid.
They have become stingy with the meatballs at the Atlanta location. And no more lingonberries to go with them :(
No more lingonberries? But, but, but,... that's part of the whole Swedish Meatball Experience. My world feels just a little bit emptier now.
Load More Replies...We moved from San Diego to Springfield, OR and our nearest IKEA is now 2+ hours away. I brought a cooler the last time we went so the many packages of meatballs I bought wouldn't thaw on the way home.
My old man has made swedish meatballs for years, its a family favourite. Not that hard to make really but time consuming when you have a family with 8 kids lol
Are you feeling inspired to take a trip to IKEA this weekend and update a few elements in your own home? Don’t forget that every piece of furniture you purchase, you’ll have to later assemble. But if you’re down for a good mental workout, go nuts! We hope you’re enjoying this spot-on list of IKEA memes. Keep upvoting the pics you find most relatable, and let us know in the comments what your favorite part about visiting this beloved Swedish chain is. Then, if you’re interested in checking out a Bored Panda article featuring IKEA furniture hacks, look no further than right here!
Building with Lego can be painful sometimes. Especially when you step on it
But it's so fun. Especially after the kiddos go to sleep ; you build random stuff & they wake up.like Santa Clause's elves or Rumplestiltskin visited. Priceless.
Load More Replies...In all fairness, Ikea furniture doesn't function normally after it breaks. Lego sets can always be rebuilt.
Large LEGO sets take a while and are very fragile. I built a Lego globe from the set an it took me 3 days. I had to repair it multiple times.
I enjoy building Ikea stuff more, because when built correctly, you can use it, whereas you can't do nothing with Lego sets even if you build them just as they should be.
when i was little id imagine running away from my parents and living in the ikea rooms and being the Ikea Gremlin™ and eating all the meatballs and terrorizing shoppers and to this day i question if adderall was the only drug my parents put me on ✋😭
Nah, i wanted to live in Ikea, still do, and eat their cafe food and desserts and Mac n cheese
Load More Replies...Do people who pay $20 for corn mazes know that you can go get lost in IKEA for only the price of three days of meatballs?
Thinks it is an amusing Ikea comment. Is really a depressing comment on the state of today's amusement parks.
Because it has the same noise, confusion, and you feel horrible after
My now 20 year old daughters favorite story of her growing up is the one where she drops a duce in a display toilet. Ah, memories.
Load More Replies...My favorite story about bathrooms, nothing to do with IKEA, but Public bathrooms in France. I was potty training my 2 year old, we were in a pharmacy,.and SHE HAD TO GO. So i asked the pharmacist if she could use their toilet. We don't have a toilet was his reply. I looked at him like can't you have pity on a 2 year old? Anyway, before we walked out, she had hidden down one aisle ... And peed on the floor. Man did i ever feel smug going back to said pharmacist and telling him there was now a puddle on the floor. He was cursing and muttering as i walked out of the pharmacy. #noshame
Well this send my hope for humanity down the drain. (Showing myself out now)
I worked at a hardware store that also had bathrooms display ( don't know the exact words for it ) but we had the exact same isue lol, a kid that eanna go " Number 2 " Saw the display toilet and you know the rest ...
Load More Replies...Kid sees toilet do their business in it, happened to the store i worked at to.
Load More Replies...The kid I babysit, he tried to go to the bathroom in one of the toddler display toilets. We caught him right as he was pulling down his pants 😂
This question is appropriate in soooo many life situations
Load More Replies...Poor people getting lost in Ikea and have been lost for days. Imagine they're starving and find these fake apples and bite into them. How disappointed they would be
Yes, you should definitely try to snort this meth. Do people snort meth, or is that just cocaine?
Load More Replies...Craigslist ads: Glass Table, In Good Condition, Requires Some Assembly
They forgot they did't take the limo? porsche3.jpg
I've got a large van. I'm the go-to friend/family member for Ikea trips. I don't mind, as I always get a free lunch at the food court! XD
If they're that much off on the fit in car, it should be hella fun watching them trying to assemble it!
i made the mistake of building a dresser on my birthday. I'm never doing that again
That all? I once got glue on my eyelids, a screw through my finger and to top it all, once I had put everything together, realised I'd bought the wrong thing
Am I the only one who loves building flat packs? I have the personality that suits following instructions and it gives me a sense of achievement afterwards. Like, “I built this myself. I’m amazing at D.I.Y.”
Load More Replies...The shame I feel every time I look at my ikea book shelf and the little bowl of extra parts I have sitting on it is a little reminder that it could fall apart at any moment.
You kidding? That maze is easy as f*ck. Nothing like trying to navigate IKEA.
As a swede: "You merely adopted the maze. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!”
Load More Replies...Actually it's the work of artist Michael Johansson. Though it would be MUCH easier for me to assemble than one of those little tiny models.
Load More Replies...The boat is on a sprue! <3 Model builders know sprues well XD (former Warhammer 40k addict here)
If you want to get drunk even faster, have a shot every time you see a couple quietly arguing
Before he got evicted and had to live in it
Load More Replies...my family never gets lost in IKEA want to know my secret............ we never go hehehe
That would have been my guess because that's the only word I knew
Load More Replies...Weird, the -vic in Reykjavik makes it look Serbian. And B & C are misspelled villages near A. I can't make anything of D. So... C?
It's from a Saturday Night Live skit here: https://youtu.be/VBov9YUvGss
Load More Replies...Dont worry, thats normal. You go in for a shower curtain... and leave with stuff worth hundreds of dollars... but without a shower curtain.
So then you go back for a shower curtain... It's just a vicious cycle
Load More Replies...My partner and I went to get Christmas gifts, spent $600CAD and came home with zero Christmas gifts. Got eleven plushies, though.
I do my best to budget appropriately. Target is the $100 store. IKEA is the $500 store. Lol
They sell water - you have to freeze it yourself
Load More Replies...This is funny! I used to work on these devils so I knew right away what it was.
🎶 There is nothing on earth that we share - it is either Valjean or Vajert! 🎶
All I got in this world are my balls and little dresser with the compartments all over!
What Gives People feelings of power: Money:----------- Status:----------------------------- Building IKEA furniture and products:-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I read that as ‘acceptable’ and I was mad for a sec
Load More Replies...I looked at this and thought those people looked familiar before I looked at the name. It's Pewdiepie and his wife if anyone is wondering
I'd assume it's PewDiePie since it's his wife's tweet 😁
Load More Replies...Living 3,000 years later than old Egyptians absolutely doesn't make you more intelligent/skiller.
I feel mostly the lack of 10,000 slaves to do the work for me together with hundreds of skilled overseers. That's why my office lacks cabinets.
Load More Replies...I also have this bed. Took 10 hours and then had to wait until the next day to make the drawers.
IKEA doesn't have plywood. Only high quality furniture has plywood. IKEA has laminates filled with Papier mache.
Alright. Could I have the plastic pepper?
Load More Replies...Obviously they only throw in the extra parts you wouldn't need
Load More Replies...They used to, and that made it fun. But they've stopped doing that :-(
OR c) quickly disassemble it and reconfigure as a box to put over you.
Did the same person assemble both? If not, you know which table to choose
Please note: I will be downvoting every waffle house i see. I do not want this on BP. YT is enough.
So many jokes about putting IKEA furniture together. There are detailed instructions, why do people struggle?..
Having put together my fair share of furniture, and having made mistakes, I think sometimes the instructions can be a little ambiguous if you have parts that look similar, and certainly in my case, I buy furniture so infrequently I think I’m a ninja by the end of the build and will never make another mistake again. But I do!
Load More Replies...Am I in the minority? I wish I could make a job of putting IKEA furniture together. I love IKEA! I love going on dates there (see what they’re really made of). I love building the furniture!
All of the people getting salty about "but I've never had a problem" in the comments.... it's a joke, not a personal attack on your budget friendly furniture assembly skills lol
It's confusing, though, because there are flat pack furniture companies that send you written instructions they put through Google Translate.
Load More Replies...I just think it's hilarious that the Ikea instruction look is so recognizable. They used it one on Supernatural (to summon something? make a portal?)... so funny (and the Hadron Collider Ikea instructions, also hilarious)
So many jokes about putting IKEA furniture together. There are detailed instructions, why do people struggle?..
Having put together my fair share of furniture, and having made mistakes, I think sometimes the instructions can be a little ambiguous if you have parts that look similar, and certainly in my case, I buy furniture so infrequently I think I’m a ninja by the end of the build and will never make another mistake again. But I do!
Load More Replies...Am I in the minority? I wish I could make a job of putting IKEA furniture together. I love IKEA! I love going on dates there (see what they’re really made of). I love building the furniture!
All of the people getting salty about "but I've never had a problem" in the comments.... it's a joke, not a personal attack on your budget friendly furniture assembly skills lol
It's confusing, though, because there are flat pack furniture companies that send you written instructions they put through Google Translate.
Load More Replies...I just think it's hilarious that the Ikea instruction look is so recognizable. They used it one on Supernatural (to summon something? make a portal?)... so funny (and the Hadron Collider Ikea instructions, also hilarious)
