50 Random Memes That Have No Business Being This Funny

But, if you're thinkin' about my baby, It don't matter if you're black or white

I love the smirk of the kid! 😁👍

Mine, too.

Darth Bride

I want one

The owner will be ecstatic to find his expensive leather wallet in the lost-and-found.

I AM the brokest I've ever been...AND about to be homeless.

Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night;

what kind of malls do you ppl go to

It's the little things..

He should enjoy it. It is the last time he is n^n years old.

Michlle took me shell

This seems like it would be satisfying

Your Genie has climaxed. You may now make your wishes

Olive garden's a restaurant, right?

Hmm... I have not had cinnamon toast in ages. Now I kind of want.

and SECOND of all...theres hydrogen and helium and lithium beryllium...i'll stop.

Problem is that the teachers doesn't get it either so we can't teach it to the students 😉

secondly, in the equation y=mx+b, m is the slope and b is the y-intercept. so if you have a slope of 5 over 10, and the y-intercept is 2, then the equation would go y=1/2x+2

I learned about taxes in highschool in a required economics class. It was so boring that the teacher who also was the goofiest looking dude would give you a zero for the day if you fell asleep because obviously falling asleep was quite rampant. All I remember was him droning on about bank accounts or whatever and then sudden he was beside me telling me in my ear that I had a zero. At least it got a laugh from the class.

And the square of the hypoteneuse is equal to the sum of..umm, err, ...I forget.

Who are they kidding? Schools don't teach useful need to know stuff!

And what subject teaches that?

Im starting to ACTUALLY learn the mitochondria... Should I be worried?

Would have been nice if my high school bothered to TEACH anything about taxes.

I'm 66 and I can't believe that people can't believe it's not butter

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The dinos look like they all hold little chips bags.

Horses too. Silly things.

Growing up there was a neighborhood dog that would get loose. He was huge. He woild jump on you in excitement. His paws would be on your shoulders ( we were tall teenagers ). If he was too excited he would knock you down. Fun dog.

Real answer: It depends. The first photo is the Brage Drilling Facility in the North Sea, a fixed rig with a frame that go 140 meters deep to the bottom of the ocean, built on pontoons and sunk until it reaches the bottom. The second one I can't identify, but is clearly a semi-submersible platform. It is just floated to the place and partially sunk to make it stable.

Ok, I laughed at this way too hard 🤣🤣🤣

A: Does you dog bite? B: No. A: Pets dog who bites him A: I thought you said your dog doesn't bite. B: It's not my dog.

(Insert inappropriate joke about where those fingers have been.)

Genius. Now all you need is dumb cops. :)

AKA - "I stole these for you."

Potential /s

And does the doggo's owner get up to check? nooooo..........

Lotoo not Lotto?

That's impressive cutting.

I know

"Okay kids, Normally we would be showing you the nuclear reactor... but Bob sent it away to be cleaned. Bob is no longer with us which takes us to why you should never anger the boss"

SO TRUE OMG!

hey buddy...mind if I get out first?

Great joke, Mr. Manson!

Go Queen, go…no seriously, go…

Aren't they sunflowers rather than dates?

And every hotel I stay at

Bottom left looks like a black version of The Mask

The door did not make its saving throw.

Are you naming your daughter Wednesday Addams?

Everyone instinctively knows that spider is getting ready to jump down your throat.