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Don’t take life too seriously. Your job may be stressful, and you might wonder every single day if you’ll ever be able to afford a house. But there’s always room for some joy and giggles in your life!
If you’re in need of your daily dose of laughter, we’ve got you covered, pandas. We visited Veryunhappy on Instagram and Meme of the Dreams on Facebook and gathered some of their funniest posts below. So sit back, relax and enjoy scrolling through these silly images that might make you feel like we’re all living the same life. And be sure to upvote the pics that make you chuckle!
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Feathered Dinosaur 8 months ago
Everyone knows people born after 2000 are children, right? Right??
Nadia D 8 months ago
Sometimes you need to talk to 5yo to get some ideas. I mean… they’re all like 3-5 yo, right?
Camber Hollywood 8 months ago
If you can't learn from anybody, no matter their age or background, you have some work to do.
Weaponized Beef 8 months ago
I would love to receive novel and meaningful advice from someone 25 or younger. I mean, it hasn't happened yet, but it's not impossible.
Tucker Cahooter 8 months ago
I wonder how much respect Elon's DOGE kiddywinks garner from the agencies that are lumbered with them given they weren't even f*cking born when Y2K happened
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Richard Graham 8 months ago
I could retire right now and live comfortably for the rest of my life - unless I buy something.
They say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but in my experience, an apple plus a healthy dose of laughter is the perfect combination to keep me out of the clinic. It’s no secret that there are benefits to getting some giggles into every day. But if you want to know exactly why we should keep incorporating memes and jokes into our lives, HelpGuide has got us covered.
They note on their site that laughter is great for our health because it relaxes your whole body. This is an excellent way to decrease stress and build up your immune system. It’s not easy to maintain tension when you’re bent over laughing at a hilarious comment your colleague just made!
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Glix Drap 8 months ago
Go check out the Reliant Robin (also known as the plastic pug) - notorious for rolling. Think Top Gear did an episode with this as a running joke.
Auntriarch 8 months ago (edited)
Hah, we used to call it the plastic rat. And if you really really wanted to píss off a Scimitar owner....
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Upstaged75 8 months ago
I want to kick myself every d**n time! It's basically throwing away money.
Nadia D 8 months ago
Agreed. Maybe not _always_ always in my case, but sometimes I desperately need a quiet day inside without any interaction with anyone to recharge, and going out for groceries even for 30 minutes somehow ruins it totally.
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Beachbum 4 months ago
My neighbors are constantly ordering from door dash or uber eats. I mean like fast food, McDonalds Burger King, I really don't understand, why their car just sits there, and the restaurants are literally not even 10 minutes away. I have never used a food delivery service. If I have car, I just go pick it up .
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LauraDragonWench 8 months ago
I can see how, but I can't see HOW. Like, how did they get it started and make the cotton swabs stay together so they could continue working on it? I need to know!
Unsurprisingly, laughter also fills you with endorphins that are great for improving your well-being. Life will always have stressful moments, but if you can find pockets of joy in every single day, you’ll be much happier overall.
At the same time, getting your giggle on is great for your heart. It improves blood flow and even burns some calories! So I’m not saying you should skip your gym session, but making time for plenty of laughter during the day, in combination with your workouts, might help you become even healthier.
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
Time to test that out, bring on the tacos! Carne asada street tacos for me please.
DowntownStevieB 8 months ago
Funny story. Back when I could smoke weed, I ordered $82 of Taco Bell. Soft shell, nachos, quesadilla, the WORKS and it was WORTH IT!
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
But, did you live? Secondly, did your poor toilet survive?
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Shayne Randlett 8 months ago
Even if it had killed him it would have taken an undertaker three weeks to get the smile off of his face...
Michelle C 8 months ago
I can only imagine what exactly is in the taco meat and/or fixin’s to make that happen! Either that, or his body just gave out from handling that much eating at once!😬
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Michael Largey 8 months ago
I do. What are my brothers and sisters going to have?
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Water? In pancake mix? What are you savage american. Milk. Use milk for pancake mix.
Lila Allen 8 months ago
Oh love... the pancakes here are more like crumpets and not proper pancakes at all. Their mix is just add water. It's sad crumpets with less holes
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Bill Swallow 8 months ago
Your problem is that you're using 'Complete' pancake mix that only adds water. Find the good stuff where you add eggs, oil, and milk to the mix powder. You're welcome.
Sparkle 8 months ago
Freeze pancakes and reheat for breakfast when you fancy them
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Philly Bob 8 months ago
Hey, I mean, According to this box of spaghetti I just made… I’m a family of 10.
Richard Keel 8 months ago
What kind of miserable sod makes pancakes with water rather than milk?
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Lucy 8 months ago
I worry so much when driving with my mom. She’s oblivious, drives under the speed limit, and makes the slowest turns…she just has no clue how bad of a driver she is. Her small town is big now, but she’s still living in the Norman Rockwell painting. Remember when you’re going to road rage or flip them off. They might be truly nice like my mom, she would feed you dinner and make you a sweet tea. They have no idea we’re in a hurry.
If you’re a person who has a short fuse, you’ll be happy to know that there’s an easy way to reduce your anger: find some humor! It’s impossible to be mad and giggling at the same time, so focusing on taking in some comedy each day can work wonders for your frustration. And of course, reducing your anger and increasing your laughter might even increase your lifespan! And who doesn’t want to be around for as long as possible? More years here means more memes to enjoy!
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Billo66 8 months ago
Beat me to it lol. Cake does a nice version of it :)
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Upstaged75 8 months ago
This must be from the episode of Supernatural called Scoobynatural. :) Where Sam and Dean get sucked in to a cursed TV and end up in a cartoon world with the gang. (Yes, it was a real episode. Super funny too!)
Giles McArdell 8 months ago
Best. Episode. Ever. (Also of anything, ever!)
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Gingersnap In Iowa 8 months ago
And I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!
George D 8 months ago (edited)
Sorry, distracted by what appears to be a bad a*s Gran Torino. Correction per Bill Swallow, Chevy Impala. Me want!!!
LauraDragonWench 8 months ago
That's Baby and she deserves all your admiration.
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Virgil Blue 8 months ago
“Not neow I’m at a crucial phase Gareth! Do you WANT me to tear space and time?”
James016 8 months ago
🎼And the science gets done and you’ve built a big gun, for the people who are still alive. 🎶
Tobias Reaper 8 months ago
thats not a portal that cat is being beamed up to the Daedalus if you know you know
Smiley Rie 4 days ago (edited)
I wonder if the cat is trying to trade in its canine siblings for a feline friendly (but not too friendly) alien? 🤔 Psssst Lord Kitty - the only thing that will get the labradors to move is food 🤷♀️ or maybe a walk but definitely food
Now, you may be sold on the idea of increasing the amount you laugh every day. But you might not know exactly how to fit those extra giggles into your daily routine. So if you’re looking for some advice, Everyday Health has some tips. First, they recommend resisting the urge to try to be funny. Don’t put pressure on yourself, and understand that you can probably find some humor in nearly every situation. Instead of getting angry about spilling your coffee, use it as a moment to laugh, and remember not to take life so seriously.
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Pernille 8 months ago
Oh no, now I'll have that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day, putain de merde !
Luke Branwen 8 months ago
I'm gonna say that to the first person with blue hair I'll encounter just to prove you wrong. Blue hair are cool as hell.
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Barbara Burns 8 months ago
Yes. It's disgusting. Sneezing all over the place and wiping boogers on the furniture too. The horror. The horror. I don't know how people can have kids. I just don't.
driedgrapes 8 months ago
The parents forget why, too, because they are sick all the time. From their kids bringing sicknesses home every other day.
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Tonyah Mcanelly 8 months ago
I think I laughed a little to hard at this ...so did my coworker.... we are still laughing.. He's about to be a dad
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If you want more laughter in your life, it’s also important to know exactly where to look for it, as well as where not to look. Many of us have a tendency to doomscroll when we’re online, as there are countless depressing news headlines that are vying for our attention. Actively choose to seek out more positive content, and don’t engage with things that upset you. If you fill your Instagram feed with silly memes and uplifting posts, social media might actually become a wholesome safe space for you!
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
7 programs at work that require strong passwords, that need to be changed monthly and have to be sufficiently different from the last one. Secure system as well so no password managers allowed (not that I would trust one anyways) and 3 failed attempts locks you out. Forced me back into making a cheat sheet.
Dragons Exist 8 months ago
I simply could not handle that, I remember nearly having a panic attack when I had to change my 8-year-old school password when going into high school for "security"
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Me. Just Me. 8 months ago
This is where trying to force security turns into the least secure method possible. Forcing a password reset that frequently does NOT enhance security.
Auntriarch 8 months ago
Yes this has actually been proven. But do they listen? Do they heck.
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LauraDragonWench 8 months ago
This is why I write mine down in a little notebook as a backup to my password manager. Go ahead and steal my info - I've got nothing to begin with, so ha, ha, joke's on you, sucker! 😂
Uncle Panda 8 months ago (edited)
Foiled by the inevitable "Post It" with a five year password history within arm's length of the keyboard.
Agent Smith 8 months ago
I have resorted to a phrase that I can't forget. It's complex and long so if I cannot see it with the show button, I can never type accurately enough to get in first time. Thanks password demons for bringing hell to earth.
Christina A Davis 8 months ago
Amen to that!! I have notes taped all over, and messages to myself in notebooks to remember this c**p!
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Huddo's sister 8 months ago
The one that always comes to mind was when my friends said gay people weren't allowed to foster where we live.
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Lime Rendel 8 months ago
Sometimes I have this strange delusion that my thoughts (usually when they are embarrassing thoughts) are literally wafting out of my head for everyone to see.
LauraDragonWench 8 months ago
It's probably why I'm so airheaded - I've over-thought my entire life and my brain has slipped its gears. It's also why, if you get near me, you can hear a faint *click click thunk.*
Another tip Everyday Health has for incorporating more humor into your life is trying the “3 Funny Things” exercise. Similarly to journaling about a few things you’re grateful for, this practice encourages people to reflect on their day and recall at least three moments that they found humorous. It could be something small that you witnessed on the train or a hilarious story that your best friend told you. It doesn’t matter; the goal is just to focus on funny moments, as it will encourage you to start spotting and appreciating even more of them.
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Margo Channing 8 months ago
Really wish they made things like they used to, quality and integrity!
Doug Moyer 8 months ago
They still make things with quality and integrity. Unfortunately, most people are unable (or unwilling) to pay for them while there are some many cheaply made alternatives.
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Cuppa tea? 8 months ago
And it's only controlled via app...which needs update EVERY single time you gonna use it.
Ejteh 8 months ago
Worst part is that they stop updating the app after a couple of years or so, which makes the whole thing useless. Happened to my perfectly good sports watch.
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Sam Trudeau 8 months ago
Similarily, Edison's original lightbulb is still running, but as for why standard ones don't work forever, a forever lightbulb wouldn't make as much money
Wolfgang Bonow 8 months ago
This light bulb just gives you enough light to read beside it. No comparison to today.
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Miles Mawyer 8 months ago
My parents call theirs Rosie (from the Jetsons) and they just bought a second and call it MAC
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BrownEyedGrrrl 8 months ago
That's adorable! When we write 5 years old, my friend Mickey & I told everyone we were getting married. People asked when. We always said Saturday.
Jeanie Deutschman 8 months ago
My late husband asked me to marry him when we were 6. 30 years later , he asked me again and I said yes...we lasted almost 490 years until his death.
Barbara Burns 8 months ago
Same! Sixth grade, George Eblacker asked me, I said yes, we went on Easter break and never spoke again.
Finally, one of the best tips Everyday Health has for finding comedy in your life is to just lighten up. Don’t take life too seriously. As Elbert Hubbard pointed out, nobody makes it out alive anyway! No matter how frustrating things happen to you during the day, I promise, there are a few things worth laughing at as well. You just have to look for them!
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Christina A Davis 8 months ago
Like we say at our house---1. drink coffee. 2. avoid slapping stupid people. 3. repeat steps one and two.
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
I would have as many tankless water heaters as that amazing shower would require. Time for a shower? Yup!
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
We're going to need a bigger hot water heater!!!
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Okay, so it wasn't over the top already with the 10 water jets and shower heads. No, they had to add a decorative tile "painting", just in case you got bored showring and needed something to meditate on.
Portentia9 8 months ago
Showers are my few pleasures in life. I want this shower room. I MUST have this shower room. I may never leave it.
LauraDragonWench 8 months ago
I'd never leave! Food? Put in a mini fridge around the corner and a table in the shower. Attach a TV to the wall opposite the shower entrance and I could die happy. 😄
Kitty 🥀 8 months ago
Oooh, I would hate that so much. Am I the only one who can’t deal with more than a mild spray from one direction? Otherwise it’s sensory overload and it feels like it literally hurts my skin.
Marleina Hershberg 8 months ago
Do I smell like roses to you?? (from the showers in the capitol) bba7830e-a...0-jpeg.jpg 
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Upstaged75 8 months ago
Me talking to my mom. :) Although one time I accused her of forgetting something she swore I never said to her. Turns out she was right - I was actually talking to my dad.
Huddo's sister 8 months ago
I have that problem with my mum, but she also thinks she has told me things she hasn't (almost weekly)!
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
Error 404: file not found...I must not have been paying attention and/or thought it was not worth remembering. I'm thinking both...squirrel!
Still Going 8 months ago
Describes my husband perfectly. I tell him something, and half an hour later, he swears I never told him. Sigh...
We hope you’re enjoying this silly list full of random memes, pandas. Keep upvoting the ones you find particularly relatable, and let us know in the comments below what the funniest thing that’s happened to you recently was. Then, you can find another Bored Panda article featuring hilarious memes right here!
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Jimmy Song 8 months ago
Fernando Botero, Sailor Boy, Tuscon Museum of Art (thanks ChatGPT and Google reverse image search!)
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I don't think it's a very good painting - or they had a really bad subject sitting for them!
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Falafal salad 8 months ago
Reminds me of ‘the breakdown’ poem by Harauld Hughes ((Richard Ayoade). Read here by Ayoade and Colin Farrell https://youtu.be/lxk6LQMVdg0?feature=shared
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Norm Gilmore 8 months ago
YouTube keeps asking me how my ad experience is. I keep replying terrible. I'm beginning to think they aren't paying attention...
Mike F 8 months ago
They are absolutely paying attention. They will keep hammering you with said ads until you become a blubbering puddle of goo. I found that it makes no difference, whether you reply to their little questionnaire, they are still gonna hammer you so "skip survey" it is.
Load More Replies... Dragons Exist 8 months ago
Because they care more about money than the users, while pretending that it's the opposite
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
Be still my beating heart...be as flirty as you want with that melted cheese goodness!
Tele Avision 8 months ago (edited)
This photo is like p**n to a fat man like me. I actually saved it to make a screensaver.
WrappermumMOU 8 months ago
That is not what we call grilled cheese! That is a cheese toast. One can even add "hot" cheese toast 😁
Lil be lil 8 months ago
It's in a skillet and fried it's A grilled cheese. Under the broiler it's cheese toast, which I prefer.
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slay_potato 8 months ago
Just tell him to go into creative and hit his brother with an enchanted netherite sword
Hellcaste's Wife 8 months ago
My son got mad at his older sister about 15 years ago because she wouldn't teach him how to do some things in Minecraft. His little a*s went online, figured out TNT and blew up her whole world, including her pet dogs, that she's worked on for months. How does one parent that? LOL
Portentia9 8 months ago (edited)
Take it away from them. In my day, if me and my siblings fought over a game or toys or what-have-you, it was immediately taken away and we were sent to our rooms. Is parenting that difficult today, much less, 15 years ago?
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Shayne Randlett 8 months ago
It's not that there are too many cows, it's just that the house is too small
Smiley Rie 4 days ago (edited)
LMAO 🤣 It could be worse though. It could be “Dad watch me do this! No you gotta watch! Are you watching?” Nightmares of boxes & Lego start building in your mind as you try to sneak away from the screen
Portentia9 8 months ago (edited)
I don't know what it is about Minecraft and other computer games that are seriously messing up kids. I don't have any of my own, but I have certainly witnessed the distress and outright rage in kids as young as 6-7 when it comes to those...whatever they are. Man, take that s.hit away and have them do something more productive with their time and brains.
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
At least no one threw the board up into the air to end the game!
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Don Adams 8 months ago
Did they use real irons and dogs as game pieces? Maybe a radio controlled car...
Smiley Rie 4 days ago (edited)
All yours as long as I get the dog! 🤔 👀 😳 I think we just got divorced 🤷♀️
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Auntriarch 8 months ago
I heard it in a 7 year old's voice so it worked for me.
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Brain-In-A-Vat 8 months ago
Then you could have got a second job as a vicar, only needed on Sundays, plus the occasional Saturday for a wedding, or one day in the week for a funeral . . .
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
This is not my problem for at least 16 hours...see you later!
Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago
Had a guy in the warehouse, at the end of shift say "C'mere, you ain't gonna believe this'. He swung around with the forklift and caught a stack of crates with the counterweight and dominoed about 7 other 6 crate high stacks. Crates, parts EVERYWHERE! 5 Minutes later he says, "welp. end of shift..bye!". The boss and I cleaned it up. Got an hour OT out of it anyway.
Smiley Rie 4 days ago
LMAO 🤣 Pretty much every shift changeover at work. I have to print this out for my OpCen 🤣😆😂
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Chaos Pandas Unite 8 months ago
What a bossy manger. Usually they just lie there filled with hay.
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Shesa 8 months ago
I am glad that my ophthalmologist took my driving license away cause my glaucoma...
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Cerise Hood 8 months ago
Also the moment when you switch lanes and a driver aggressively wants to stay in the front. I'm just trying to get home, don't care about anything else.
Huddo's sister 8 months ago
Not sure if it counts as a city, but yes, I ended up in the next town!
Christine Wild 8 months ago
I did that once are used to live in San Francisco I was driving and and made a turn onto road. That is connected with the Golden Gate Bridge and I wanted to make a left turn. I didn’t want to be on the street I had made a mistake. No left turns allowed all the way to the GG. So I had to drive all the way across and when I got to the toll, I didn’t have any cash on me so I explain to the person at toll what happened. Took pity on me let me turn around and go back. did I mention I hate being on a large bridge?
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Upstaged75 8 months ago
LOL, my hometown is exactly like that! There's a major road that goes through the "downtown" part and the speed limit drops from 45 to 25 right as you enter. The cops sit there and wait for people who aren't paying attention.
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
As you approach my small town on one of the main roads the speed limits change 7 times. Same leaving on that road. Cops routinely camp out near the changes.
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Rob D 8 months ago
Sums up a major misprioritization of policing in the US: revenue generation over service and crime solving.
April Pickett 8 months ago
I don't think there's much crime in that small of a town. You'd have to go to a bigger city, because everyone in your town is in the same boat - broke.
Load More Replies... George D 8 months ago
Or in Mexico. Pro tip, if anyone ever goes there, watch out. They literally do this c**p and have locals driving faster to lull you into keeping up with the traffic. Here comes one of those truck police cars, bypassing everyone else and squeezing in behind you. They take money on the spot and let you go. True story.
BossyCloud 8 months ago
Thankfully we got out of a ticket by not being able to speak Spanish. No idea why the cop didn't just translate with his phone, but worked out for us!
Load More Replies... Vicki Perizzolo 8 months ago
my fave is still the Tx Cop hiding behind the semi I was coming up on - the semi tapped his brakes a couple of times, I slowed down... swerved a touch to the right and there he was... I waved and he took off like a rabbit. it was great... Hi-lighted the semi and took off at 80 again... ah youth.
Kat Alison 8 months ago
Stupid people would rather pay speeding tickets than pay enough in taxes to support the police department.
Portentia9 8 months ago
I absolutely despise, loathe, detest "be like", and every other form of tripped-up English. Why, oh WHY, do people insist on sounding uneducated?
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Feathered Dinosaur 8 months ago
Maybe if they started making coffee instead of oxygen they would get some more water. It's their fault really
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James Peek 8 months ago
And why are they always firing at Will?? What did he do??
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N.C. O'Brien 8 months ago
I had extreme anxiety about going to sleep due to nightmares. Was able to function normally for 2 weeks straight. Before/after these episodes was brain fog. Put on sleeping tablets not suitable for insomnia. The tablet kicked in While I was still wide awake so I fled my place when the pillows and duvet tried to k**l me. Thankfully I didn’t jump over the wall which was a considerable drop onto a busy motorway and had instead ran into A and E for safety. I had to wait for the tablet to wear off as I was told I was having a nightmare while awake due to the mistake
BossyCloud 8 months ago
That sounds awful! But what kind of sleeping tablets are not suitable for insomnia?
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Auntriarch 8 months ago (edited)
Cheese cake. Several tiers, including but not limited to, Cerney Ash, Ticklemoor, Delice de Bourgogne, Stilton, aged Gouda.
Smiley Rie 4 days ago
Urgh I’m really not sure how Stilton & Gouda would go in a nice creamy cheesecake 🤔🫣
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 8 months ago
My brother always asks for pavlova instead of cake. My sister would be happy with garlic bread.
Portentia9 8 months ago
Not exactly in the same context as a birthday, but I went on a snack and beer run for my then mate. I told him that I would bring back something he would really enjoy. I picked-up a dozen fried chicken wings and hot sauce. He was blown away and wanted it almost everyday after. He even thanked me for turning him on to chicken wings and hot sauce, but I couldn't believe that at 41, he had not had this before? D.amn, I just made myself a little sad.
Cyril Sneer 8 months ago
I think my son would prefer a pork pie or scotch egg over a cake. Maybe I'll make him a Peppa Pig pork pie next birthday
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Sam Trudeau 8 months ago
I have moments like this too. "Where's my black phone? Oh, a meter in front of me on my black couch"
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Hellcaste's Wife 8 months ago
I work from home; this is how I always look. Luckily, we don't use cameras in meetings LOL
Doug Moyer 8 months ago
The safety guy always whines when we don't use the camera during the monthly safety meeting. Dude. You're lucky I even bothered to join the meeting.
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Margaret H 8 months ago
That's a very disrespectful way to talk about Saint Ve!
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Huddo's sister 8 months ago
If you have to explain your tattoo to everyone who sees it, I think you might regret getting it. I should ask my sister (or maybe she will see this) because her first tattoo was four words from a song lyric and no one knows what they mean.
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slay_potato 8 months ago
I don’t have the patience to make a playlist longer than like 8.5 songs 🫠
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N.C. O'Brien 8 months ago
I’m so tired that I was about to clean my screen until I read your message. Brain was like I hope that’s not from a permanent mark
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
That looks like something I'd order after one too many at the bar.
LauraDragonWench 8 months ago
Twigs and berries? Oh, oops! Nope, nope, that's for something completely different. 🤣
Smiley Rie 4 days ago
Pregnant crazy ladies? Or people so drunk they think they’re ordering an all day breakfast with all the nuts & bolts???
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Kazaretski 8 months ago
this is where the AI images begin. and this is where i stop scrolling =)
Grenelda Thurber 8 months ago
There are far too many fingers on the lady on the left. Eek.
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Grenelda Thurber 8 months ago
a) I don't think a robot shaped like a human would be the ideal configuration for gestating a baby b) have fun snuggling with a collection of wing nuts, capacitors, and logic gates you a****t
Nota Robot 8 months ago
Dune's Tleilaxu are the ultimate incels. They invented Axlotl tanks, which, among other things could give birth. But there was a rather dark secret involved.
TotallyNOTAFox 8 months ago
Where they the ones using corpses as raw material?
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Maryann Mullin 8 months ago
Baby Borg doo doo doo doo doo doo, baby Borg doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mike F 8 months ago
Is the video of republicans impregnating those robots available? That would be GREAT watching long about election season.
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Feathered Dinosaur 8 months ago
Going against the grain, but I don't like podcasts. I want to read an article. Audio books on the other hand... 🤌
Huddo's sister 8 months ago
I don't like audiobooks either, especially if I'm driving. Probably has something to do with my auditory processing issues though.
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Hoi-Polloi 8 months ago
The struggle is real, just... washing clothes is one of the easier chores we have these days. I'm more worried about getting that grunge off my pans.
Rafael 8 months ago
Washing now is easy. Hanging, then taking it down, sorting and folding/rolling and putting away, that's the annoying part.
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Corvus 8 months ago
Don't complain, the machine does all the hard work. Would you rather wash by hand at the river? :P
Bec 8 months ago
Jeez, you sound like my Grandma. Are you from Appalachia?
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Teresa Spanics 8 months ago (edited)
I live in Burnaby, British Columbia, Canada, and I guess you would not want to use my bathroom as I have an eight-legged roommate aka spider who has their web on the ceiling of my bathroom.
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Shelley Keenan 8 months ago
My husband learned on like, day 2 of knowing me, that tickling is NOT ok. My brothers used to do it to the point of t*****e.
FlamingoPanda 8 months ago
I unfortunately trained myself to bite people who tickle me. Not a good habit to have.
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Dragon mama 8 months ago
My son starts his first job in June. Born in 2010 😯
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char 8 months ago
I was born 2007!! just turned 18, about to graduate from high school, going to college this fall
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Huddo's sister 8 months ago
It's so weird when I have to fill a child's birth date into an incident form and it's mostly 2016-19!
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slay_potato 8 months ago
I have hair that’s quite short and this is how I feel, even if my crush said I looked good in a ponytail ❤️
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Giles McArdell 8 months ago
Wow, even down to the badly pasted texture on the wall on the left.
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
Ornithologists...that jay bird is blue...blue jay...that bird has a gold crest...goldcrest.
Spidercat 8 months ago (edited)
This comment does not fully explain Great T**s or Yellow T**s...
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Upstaged75 8 months ago
LOL! One of my kittens did this the other day. But I'm not a dude so there's no hole in my pants. :)
Huddo's sister 8 months ago
I'm still upset my mum didn't let me keep the ginger kitten from the litter our cat had when I was 6! When I was in high school my best friend had 8+ cats and one was a ginger one. It usually was very stand off-ish with people but love me and often slept on my bed when I slept over.
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HeavyMetalHeart 8 months ago
Fortunately, you’re allowed to take in your own snacks at my local cinema. Though I still tend to hide them in me bag and feel guilty lol.
Lime Rendel 8 months ago
Nah, I'd be so out of it I'd just think your head was shaped that way. Seen weirder.
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 8 months ago
If I worked in a cinema you could drag in a barbeque and an esky full of snags and I wouldn't give a stuff.
Huddo's sister 8 months ago
I'm so glad no one ever checks our bags where I live. It's only in the last few years that my family has bought popcorn at the movies. Otherwise it's chips, cans of drink and chocolates from the supermarket.
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Auntriarch 8 months ago
Scallops is always the answer. If scallops are available, all well and good. If not, it's your right to say, well you decide then
Virgil Blue 8 months ago
Scallops aren’t the answer if the asker is allergic. In that case you shouldn’t be shellfish and order something else.
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Huddo's sister 8 months ago
I used to love getting up at 4am to do uni assignments. It was easier than staying up to do it. It was sometimes enough time to get a whole assignment done, which is good because I procrastinated a lot and left them to the last minute!
BookFanatic 8 months ago
I stayed up, because I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep until they were done.
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Feathered Dinosaur 8 months ago
Needed my 20s to undo all the damage society in general and my parents in particular gave me. I'm in a much better place now 💝
Huddo's sister 8 months ago
I wish I had coworkers to talk to! If I let sarcasm slip out when I'm around the students they get offended.
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Huddo's sister 8 months ago
I was at church yesterday and one of the last leaving, along with my mum. Another lady rushed up and handed my mum a bunch of flowers that had been meant by someone else but forgotten. Then she said she could share them with me, but I don't like cut flowers so she offered me a bunch of herbs that was alongside it! I now have lots of fresh herbs to use.
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Huddo's sister 8 months ago
I did this to my brother a few weeks ago. None of my siblings and I like hugs so we normally never hug each other but I was getting up to hug his girlfriend and he was in front of her and it was his birthday, so I thought I should give it a try. Instantly regretted it, it was so awkward and he was very confused. I won't make that mistake again!
Bec 8 months ago
Ah, you come from 'we who never touch' and broke the ancient taboo. Sorry mate, takes a kinship group at least two generations to get over that s*.
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WubiDubi 8 months ago
The future of BP censoring is Grand Master level hangman: *** ***** ***** ** *** *******!
Tele Avision 8 months ago (edited)
I handle a stressful job by telling my co-workers to f**k off you d*****s bat**** crazy s******ks!
Jedi Panda 8 months ago
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WubiDubi 8 months ago
The future of BP censoring is Grand Master level hangman: *** ***** ***** ** *** *******!
Tele Avision 8 months ago (edited)
I handle a stressful job by telling my co-workers to f**k off you d*****s bat**** crazy s******ks!
Jedi Panda 8 months ago
I wonder if they realize that they're making us pay to see the worst one...
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