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The internet, social media—and arguably the entire world—run on memes. Not only do they help us relate to others and make us laugh, but they also offer a unique glimpse into the spirit and culture of the times.
Social media influencer and profane-humor lover Josh Ostrovsky, aka ‘The Fat Jewish,’ is extremely well known on Instagram, where his account is followed by millions of people from all around the globe. On it, he shares hilarious and sometimes bizarre memes with his fans. We’ve collected some of his funniest featured posts, so scroll down to check them out.
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B 1 year ago
If it was illegal to abandon your pregnant girlfriend/ wife with jail time mandatory they would also be avialble. People want to ban abortion but not scum bag dads that leave these woman to fend for themselves
robin aldrich 1 year ago
Every state who has passed these bans has vowed to go after dead beat dad's ...still waiting for those positive results.
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Spannermonkey 1 year ago
And a better way of giving birth would've been developed a coupla hundred years ago.
cerinamroth 1 year ago
The ways we have can be pretty cool, but you have to be well informed and well cared for. Those are two things that frequently don't happen. For example, I have a haematological issue. My haematologist recommended a C-section, my midwife (of course) recommended natural birth at any cost (alarm bells!!), while my gynaecologist said to go with my gut. I went with my gut and had C-sections, and I don't regret a thing. Labour started naturally each time so I had that experience too, but the clinical environment and surgery was safest for me and the baby, including long term. A lot of people don't talk about the long-term consequences of any birth on the mother. And a lot of people only contrast *all* C-sections with natural birth, which disregards the fact there are huge differences between emergency C-sections (when things have already gone wrong) and planned C-sections where mother and baby are not in distress.
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Kat (Kate66061) 1 year ago
No its not but who can expect intelligence from someone with a palestine flag
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
As someone once said, "If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."
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Red Hair Blue Soul 1 year ago
They didn't account for daylight savings time so actually it's 1943 here
CanadianDimes 1 year ago (edited)
My favourite thing about Australian time zones is the 0.75 one. I don't know why, but it makes me laugh.
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james stevenson 1 year ago
Yes! "It's just a big ball of, wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff."
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Andrew Keir 1 year ago
And, regrettably, by some younger women who really ought to know better
Greg Wilhelm 1 year ago
Also Americans saying Europe's problems are there own... Familiar to that time when a certain dictator was "only going for Poland" Slava Ukraine
Matthew Thompson 1 year ago
Every time I see this one, I imagine the flood of comments following it: "but that's not how time zones work!"
Kat (Kate66061) 1 year ago
No one is controlling anyone in the west. No one is being oppressed and if you think they are name every oppression you think theyre facing. These arent "funny memes" this is political bs.
#3
Fleetwayfox 1 year ago
It's all very well for people to spout hatred and uninformed opinions on subjects they have no emotional investment in, and then move on with their day. For those they hurt, sure they can "move on with their day", but they're the ones who ultimately have to sit in the bile you've put out there. :/
If a meme’s not relatable, it’s not really a meme. Or, well, not a successful one at least. They’re meant to be shared and reshared so they spread and go viral. So if you have the sudden urge to forward a funny pic or clip to half your contacts on social media, the meme’s a success because it managed to resonate with you on a deeper level. Or, well, at least on some level.
Comedy isn’t a must, but some sort of topic that you connect with, like many others, is paramount.
#4
Janet Graham 1 year ago
It isn't like they have so many escapees that they can't guess who it is...
#5
Oais Wright 1 year ago
There was a serial bank robber in the early 20th century (I think) who would burn the mortgage papers during his every robbery, basically nullifying it
Jrog 1 year ago (edited)
Not only one "serial robber", it was quite a common thing for robbers to do so during the Great Depression, in order to gain public support and be able to call for favors when escaping. The public at the time was a bit angry at the banks for obvious reasons, so it was easy for robbers to play the public sympathy card and pass off as "Robin Hood" instead of violent thugs. Both John Herbert Dillinger and Charles Arthur "Pretty Boy" Floyd were known for burning the banks' debtors archives during their robberies.
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shankShaw deReemer 1 year ago
I'll be happy to sacrifice my mortgage for the greater good of the community. /s
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
The key isn't telling those people to f**k off - it's getting them to.
cerinamroth 1 year ago
My grandma told plenty of people to fukc off, and they were all the right people too. God bless you, grandma. You showed me how to live.
PrettyJoyBird 1 year ago
Kindly fork off Betty. Here, take home some leftovers & Go fork yourself you nosey biddy.
agermanhome 1 year ago
I´d much rather hang that over my sofa in a frame than that cheesy "pick more daisies" thing.
Ostrovsky, who is professionally known as ‘The Fat Jewish,’ is not only a social media influencer but also an entrepreneur, writer, musician, designer, ordained minister, as well as a plus-size model and horseback riding enthusiast.
His sense of humor is often very risqué, pushes the limits of what’s socially acceptable, and sometimes relies on shock value.
#7
CultOfBambi 1 year ago
That pic is definitely giving Sandi Toksvig vibes! (no offence to Sandi)
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Amy Smith 1 year ago
As a Lesbian approaching Middle Age myself... I find this offensive. He's a weirdo Berk
Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve 1 year ago
I was gonna write something similar! Don't compare us to that entitled jerk.
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Ryan Edwards 1 year ago
That could be a bad lighting photo of Tig Notaro tig-notaro...59f2c7.jpg 
Candid Panda 1 year ago
Not sure if there is a website, but there is a place and it's called Home Depot.
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Captain McSmoot 1 year ago
Maybe Tom *is* a middle aged lesbian. Have you ever taken the time to ask how Tom identifies or are you just going to assume both gender and sexual preference?
Michael Largey 1 year ago
With Tom Cruise's looks, I'm surprised that he never became an actor.
#8
Jill Schmitt 1 year ago
I thought someone just captured the whole crime. Boy at the back digging the grave. It’s not???
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
I would let people think I was dead, in fact I'd actively spread the news, and then I'd simply walk back into work or wherever as if nothing is amiss.
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Full of Giggles 1 year ago
I seriously question the title. She looks more like someone coming out of surgery, not a coma.
Sweet Taurus 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure they don't make you wear the cap when you're in a coma. I was thinking maybe a C section
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Linda van A. 1 year ago
Well, my husband was in coma for three months, he wasn't so happy when he came to 🙄
Will Cable 1 year ago
If this is the U.S. she will be ill again when they bill arrives in 5-4-3-2........
GrowingThruConcrete 1 year ago
Kid in our town was in a coma after an accident. He finally woke up and asked for a mountain dew first
Jake Languard 1 year ago
Wasn't the original picture of a (step?) dad texting his daughter after surgery? smh
Try Not To Bother Me 1 year ago
Yes and he looked like he'd been through the wringer.
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On Instagram, Ostrovsky boasts a jaw-dropping 9.6 million followers. Meanwhile, 217.8k people follow his account on X (formerly Twitter). However, the influencer’s Facebook page, as well as his website, no longer work. It’s also been a while since he shared anything new on his social media accounts.
#10
Oskar vanZandt 1 year ago
You don't need 8 glasses of water a day... It's 2L of fluids per day. This can include water, tea, coffee, milk/alternatives, and the fluid in foods. Ideally, this includes no/a small percentage of soda (fizzy drinks) or alcohol and not too much sugar or additives.
Terry Tobias 1 year ago
Also fruit like watermelon. That's how I get my fluids during the summer!
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Hobby Hopper 1 year ago
That's how I know I need a lot of soda and fried food.
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Robert Millar 1 year ago
You see. Don't stop drinking, let the drinking stop you.
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Leslie Donsen 1 year ago
I drink that much water only because I refuse to eat dry coffee grounds.
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Soton_Sherpa 1 year ago (edited)
What if you put a gun in a Kinder Egg? Would your right to bear arms override the FDA? 🤔
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tuzdayschild 1 year ago
If you can't say anything else about my country you have to admit, our priorities are on point.
Kat (Kate66061) 1 year ago
Yall wanna destroy the nuclear family and put kids on d***s and wonder why children are so violent and angry.
#12
Strawberry Pizza 1 year ago
Life hack: ask them how they spell their name. or ask them "what's your name?" and when they tell you their first name, say "no, I meant your last name" (but secretly you did mean their first name hehehe). You're welcome
Sam 1 year ago
did you really just try to push common sense on here? what is wrong with you? Stop helping people. Don't be a weirdo.
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mary campbell 1 year ago
I tried the "how do you spell your name" once. The answer was " S U E" and a strange look, lol.
Pigeons & Peacocks 1 year ago
Or when you meet someone you can just say, I might have to ask you a few more times, I'm not great with remembering names. Amazing what honesty can do.
Jude Laskowski 1 year ago
If I forget what someone's name is, I just assume they forgot mine, too. So I introduce myself again.
‘The Fat Jewish’ Instagram account traces its origins back to late 2012. It went viral a year later after its creator, Ostrovsky, shared a video parodying the fitness company SoulCycle.
That same year, his account was suspended due to ‘inappropriate content.’ He held a protest outside Instagram’s office in New York, which was live-streamed on Vice’s website, and his account was restored after barely 15 minutes.
#13
Michael Largey 1 year ago
"Doing your income tax does not necessitate a mathematician. It requires a philosopher." - Albert Einstein
Captain McSmoot 1 year ago
They did teach us how to read, follow instructions, research, identify relevant information, add, subtract, write, etc. All those skills are what you need to do your taxes. The IRS provides the directions and the forms. It's a math problem. You know, like the kinds they gave us in math class...
Christopher Preston 1 year ago (edited)
My school actually taught us taxes once, and all the 'Why don't schools teach taxes' lads didn't listen for one minute.
Becca not Becky 1 year ago
My school required us to take a financial literacy class or we couldn't graduate. People didn't even take basic budgeting seriously.
Load More Replies... Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
As I live in a country that doesn't require me, as a regular employee, to file a tax return, I've actually found geometry more useful.
Lotekguy 1 year ago
The combined education would teach that none but the super rich get a square deal on their taxes.
Kelly H. Wilder 1 year ago
Not even them. A square deal implies fairness. The super rich do not do fair. It's as unfair for them as it is is for us, but just in the opposite direction. Sometimes I wish I could have the loopholes they do, but then I realize that exploiting loopholes is really exploiting other people. I don't want that for any amount of money.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago (edited)
I think the question just became 'Can I hang out with B-Day doggo, pureetee pweeze?' instead :-)
robin aldrich 1 year ago (edited)
On my way....I'll bring treats for birthday dog
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Jayeff Vee 1 year ago
I don't generally hate anyone. But I'd like that wall around my house all the same. I don't have a problem with my neighbors, I'm just an introvert,
Cue The Rimshot 1 year ago
You all are thinking the wrong way. Build houses around the people you don't like. You still get to enjoy life, without those annoying people in the way.
The New York Times referred to Ostrovsky’s sense of humor as ‘profane,’ mocking social-media culture tropes, as well as the people who propagate them. Meanwhile, Time magazine actually added the influencer to their list of The 30 Most Influential People on the Internet. Ostrovsky claims that he’s the world’s first plus-size model.
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HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN 1 year ago
Chuck Norris once got sunburnt. Sorry, I said that wrong. Chuck Norris once got the sun burnt.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago
You could always just call him a p*ssy for getting skin cancer later...
Howl's sleeping castle 1 year ago
A friend of mine laughed at me for using an umbrella. I told him sun won't spare him just because he can do push ups
StumblingThroughLife 1 year ago
For some strange reason, my brain translated P--sy into 'Pansy' 😂. Maaaan, I'm getting olllld.
Oskar vanZandt 1 year ago
Just say no to skin cancer... I wear SPF 50+ meant for children. My skin is very sensitive.
Spannermonkey 1 year ago
Slightly over 50% of Aussies will develop some form of skin cancer. Wear the damn sunscreen. Or stay inside. Whatever.
#17
cerinamroth 1 year ago
The little leprechaun driving the truck is going like the clappers to get to the pot of gold.
pfeils wife 1 year ago
I just heard all the conservatives in the USA gasp at the sight of a rainbow 🙄🙄
#18
cerinamroth 1 year ago
These two are so cute! I wish I could have known either of my grandfathers.
Oskar vanZandt 1 year ago
I'd like to officially be adopted as an adult grandchild by these two wise, accepting and lovely cuties...
MrsFettesVette 1 year ago
I miss my Granddad, he would get so outraged on my behalf about inequities in the system
When you’re dealing with profanity and pushing social boundaries as part of your brand, some controversies are inevitable.
Back in 2015, Ostrovsky was accused of sharing screenshots of other comedians’ jokes on Instagram, as well as on Twitter. This was done without their permission and with the credits cropped out. The influencer later edited those same social media posts to credit the joke authors.
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Weaponized Beef 1 year ago
To the "I didn't p!ss on my hands" guys, I know you didn't. I didn't either. My d!ck is pretty clean, as well. But the world is a dirty place, and this is a great opportunity to reset. Don't think of it as cleaning your hands after peeing. Think of it as cleaning your hands because there's a sink and soap there and you're heading back out into an unclean world.
Tom Brincefield 1 year ago
Also, urine is not sterile. And there's another part of your body real close to your genitals, and bacteria grows & spreads incredibly well in hot, moist areas.
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David 1 year ago
The other day I was in public restroom - me and three other guys leaving close to each other. Two of us washed our hands "normally", one guy didn't wash at all. Fourth guy helped keep the universe in balance by doing more than enough washing for two people. He washed his hands and forearms slowly and repeatedly like he was prepping for surgery. It was sort of "interesting" to see. Not sure if it is an OCD thing. Or hey, he might really be a surgeon and used to washing like that.
Tom Brincefield 1 year ago
Back tm I worked in a factory, I happened to walk into the restroom at the same time as a co-worker. I used a stall & he headed to the urinal. He finished first, I heard him go over to the sink, get some paper towels, & dry his hands, before leaving. He never turned on the water.
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DetriMentaL 1 year ago
Really enjoyed the years of not picking up any of the seasonal flus and colds. This year was brutal
Thee8thsense 1 year ago
As well, if you sneeze or cough, please cover your mouth. Just basic consideration.
Oskar vanZandt 1 year ago
Basic soap is a great sanitizer... Cold water is fine, so long as you lather up your hands properly and give them a rinse before drying. It's not difficult!
#21
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
Yeah, everybody talks about him turning water into wine... wine is 86% water so that's only 14% of a miracle
Michael Largey 1 year ago
So come over to the house, and I'll show you my swimming pool.
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Steve Hall 1 year ago
Close friends or freeloaders following him around waiting for bread, fish, and wine?
Sam 1 year ago
where do they all go? weird how that stuff doesn't last. I guess that is why we start to hate our lives. Or maybe it is just New Jersey, I don't know.
John morrison 1 year ago
Become a cult leader! That makes it easy!! (JK with regards to JC though…)
YourLocalChicken 1 year ago
(Joke) no, he didn't die on the cross. He faked his death so he wouldn't have to split the bill 12 ways. (Joke!!!)
Dan St John 1 year ago
They also say he died for our sins, but three days later, he gets up and leaves.
Ostrovsky is very outspoken, and he’s not afraid of rocking the boat with his jokes. But some internet users think that his content goes too far and might be slightly inappropriate.
That being said, we all have different senses of humor. And no comedian, no matter how popular or skilled, is going to be beloved by the entire crowd. There will always be someone who doesn’t like your jokes/memes/content. And that’s perfectly fine. That’s just how this comedy game works.
#22
StumblingThroughLife 1 year ago
I feel this so bad. *Grabs a chunk of my tummy & wails in walrus *. :-(
Giraffy Window 1 year ago
Missed opportunity to whale in walrus. But that's ok.
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detective miller's hat 1 year ago
Seriously. My metabolism and digestive system were already WRECKED by many many years of anorexia. Then I got put on 2 different medications and the doc never told me they would make me gain weight. Now nothing I do makes me lose weight, so I just gave up.
SilverSkyCloud 1 year ago
same, i was a uk size 14, i was constantly told i was fat but being pushed by "clear your plate" parents and lack of motivation or self care im now an 18/20, id love to be back at that size again
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Matthew Gobbell 1 year ago
I wish weight gain was as easy as everyone else seems to think it is. The hypermetabolic side of things isn't as much fun as people want to believe. Eating 4,000 plus calories a day just for maintenance volume at rest is tiresome. Add to that an active lifestyle and I usually hit about 5,500 or more at maintenance. Add to that a bit of good, old-fashioned poverty and you have a problem. Be content with what your body allows, and remember the grass is usually only greener because it's covered in s**t.
Phineas T 1 year ago
I'm not this way, at all, but it does sound more challenging than I'd imagined!
Load More Replies... StumblingThroughLife 1 year ago
I was never over 8 St (112lb for Over the Pond cousins) - tell a lie, I went to 10St when I was 9 mths preggers - then Menopause kicked in at 52, and life evilly added Arthritis into the mix. I eat healthy/no snacks, & use a treadmill (walk-only) every day, but it's not budging. 😭😭😭
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SDLT010 1 year ago
I'm just on a higher level than all you PEASANTS *blech* /j
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hardrad2009 1 year ago
It was sufficiently more times in my life, but all them happened when I worked in a big corporate world.
Panda Kicki 1 year ago
I was offered 4 free ducks by a pretty much stranger after they heard of my violent tendencies to behead and eat those. They had bought them to get rid of snails and soon found out they preferred snails to duck poo. Duck was delicious btw.
EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 1 year ago
No one ever offered to show me puppies in the back of a van either
#24
Strawberry Pizza 1 year ago
More places should do this, I would totally travel to America just to buy from Charlene's Walmart. I mean look at her. She already knows she's a rockstar
Maartje 1 year ago
Here you go! 75 North East Plz, North East, MD, United States, Maryland
Load More Replies... cerinamroth 1 year ago
I love that she's posing on the wild bird feed. She's a wild bird and she knows it!
Eric Williams 1 year ago
Charlene...um...are you...ah....seeing anyone now? I see the ring but had to ask.
Tara Moov 1 year ago
https://m.facebook.com/Walmart5450/photos/a.147210455375244/2679203172175947/?type=3
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Lucien Kaczmarek 1 year ago
More Places should sell Wild Bird Feed and More people should feed them
The influencer previously told Popsugar about the way that he finds content to share online. “It's a variety of things—some of them I make, some of them I find in the crevasses of the internet. And now it's more like 14-year-olds. You can group DM now on Instagram so what happens is, like, kids will add in celebrities or me, like a Z-lister. So there'll be like 10 sixth graders, and they'll add Rihanna, and then like Beyoncé, and me,” he said.
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Ace 1 year ago
Are you perhaps thinking of Steve Jobs, who refused proper treatment and went down the 'alternative medicine' wormhole when his cancer was first diagnosed.
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Captain McSmoot 1 year ago
He didn't drop out in time to not get a pie smashed in his face. That c**p's STILL funny.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
This is a very important consideration.
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Smol Frog 1 year ago
It basically means nobody asked or no one has said anything about anything
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Paul Gerrard 1 year ago (edited)
Men. Skin care routine? Its allowing water and shampoo to touch your face and then it rinses off. Done. No influencer interest when you do it right already
Kyllein MacKellerann 1 year ago
If this influencer was, say, a Mummy, I'd be interested. It its a fat, smelly waste of Oxigen in his parent's basement making some coins by selling stuff...no.
"I'll jump in and be like 'What's up' and they'll be like 'OH MY GOD'—they can't believe I'm in there. And then I'll be like, 'Send me funny stuff!' I'll talk to them about what's going on in school, who sucks, what music is hot. Just group chatting with tweens basically,” Ostrovsky explained how he finds some of the funny internet content.
#28
Janine Hunt-Jackson 1 year ago
I found that I could easily & happily do nothing but what I wanted on Sunday.
#29
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
That's exactly what marriage was. Trade you my daughter and some cows, no backsies!
Very Scary Dragon 1 year ago (edited)
Right on the money. In most cultures, marriage was really about deliberately inbreeding in order to keep wealth and power and land "in the family." Like King Tut was the product of full-sibling incest. The more complex practices arose when rich people switched to cousin marriage instead of sibling marriage, to make sure that inheritance stays with a certain part of the family. Edit: even goes for poor people to a large degree, since professions tended to be inherited. There's a reason why things like "Smith" and "Baker" and "Schumacher" are still common surnames in the west. So if you were the child of a blacksmith and a baker, what would that make you? Probably a beggar or sewage hauler or something.
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clairebear 1 year ago
At the time marriage became "popular", in England anyway, is when the Church got involved. They made it illegal to be married anywhere else and charged for their services. Church became rich and still is the largest landowner in UK.
Delta Dawn 1 year ago
That’s literally what it means. Guess who invented marriage? Hint: it wasn’t women
Maria Evripidou 1 year ago
it was actually a transaction between the father of the two families, Goods and forturens were involved, the women were just part of the objects exchanged.
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Apachebathmat 1 year ago
Arrrghhh, I’ve done this, instant panic and sweats
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Which of the memes featured on the majorly popular Instagram page did you enjoy the most, dear Pandas? Which ones got a chuckle out of you? Which ones did you bombard your family, friends, and coworkers with? Were you familiar with Ostrovsky’s sense of humor before this post?
Tell us what you think in the comment section at the bottom of this post.
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Aballi 1 year ago
OMG! So did I. Until I read this post. THANK YOU for awakening me to the truth.
David 1 year ago
They are not. My toaster goes up to 10. It does not toast for 10 minutes on that setting. There may be a relationship to time but it isn't in minutes.
Load More Replies... Norm Gilmore 1 year ago (edited)
Apparently this minutes bollocks has been floating around for a while. Even when I was a kid the setting was advertised as browning level not minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPjU6QWDbMk
Chelsey Kreil 1 year ago
Same concept. The longer something is in the toaster, the higher the level of toasty-ness.
Manni Bhatti 1 year ago
Sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but it's only the actual 'timer toasters' that show, and toast for a set number of minutes. The everyday toasters are capacitor toasters that have nothing to do with minutes of toastyness!
Rahul Pawa 1 year ago
For most toasters, this isn't true. Only very fancy ones have a timer built in. Here's Tom Scott's video from 9 years ago to disprove OP. https://youtu.be/gN_PK5pXmIY
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Oais Wright 1 year ago
Why do things like bread and marshmallow all taste the best when they turn golden-brown color?
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago (edited)
Maillard Reaction. Edit: "The Maillard reaction is a chemical reaction between amino acids and reducing sugars to create melanoidins, the compounds which give browned food its distinctive flavor. Seared steaks, fried dumplings, cookies and other kinds of biscuits, breads, toasted marshmallows, and many other foods undergo this reaction (Wikipedia)."
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Smiley Rie 1 year ago
Toast was definitely invented by the single guy who noticed his bread was going green & tried to burn the green bits off, and realised it made it taste great!
Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
Wonder if it had anything to do with the specific quality of that bread....like, can I possibly make this distant relative to wonderful artisan bread more enjoyable ;) ?
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That Person 1 year ago (edited)
Same, but this has followed me in every grade (freshman in high school)
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Bols 1 year ago
Lucky you, for me usually it is unused and just takes space in baggage and goes back to the closet untouched :D
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Brent Amador 1 year ago
Then you realize “these were never the right size” *outter tag reads 36, inner reads 32
White Sauce Hot Sauce 1 year ago (edited)
I have some clothes that I really like that I don't want to sully with everyday living. They're my special event and vacation clothes.
Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
i'm more "I leave for a week of vacation alone by the sea in a pretty loose place... I take an elegant evening dress too, you never know" kind of person
The Starsong Princess 1 year ago
Well, you know it might drop below freezing on this trip to Florida in July.
#36
Linda Robinett 1 year ago
I have been to stupid airports where stuff is closed early and closes in the evening. To me, time should not exist for those businesses in airports. I mean, why did the fast food places stick to their breakfast until 11 routine when I got there at 5:30 am and am ready for lunch?
JELLY 1 year ago
Sweatpants are pants. That's all that matters, who makes these stupid rules...
Fabian Walter 1 year ago (edited)
someone said something about when you wear sweatpants you´ve given up on your life - I forgot who and why, but especially for some folks above 50 or so it´s like a "rule" (from my experience with them, isn´t meant to generalise). So social standard still struggles till today with people wearing jogging pants. I do wear them outside when I feel like and when I go to gym and I think it´s totally fine. Doesn´t mean I´ve given up or don´t wear "normal" pants :D
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aj 1 year ago
Just a heads up to my fellow vegetarians, vegans and people allergic to (shell)fish: most kimchi contains fish (often anchovies, fish sauce and/or shrimp paste) so make sure to explicitly look for one without those ingredients!
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Gaerwing 1 year ago
I'm not vegan but I have a few vegan friends and to be fair they don't want to eat this shït either. Fake meat is gross! You can make proper tasty vegan meals without using it, I cook for my vegan and veggie pals a lot without using any of this grotty fake meat and cheese and it's broadened my culinary horizons for sure.
Giraffy Window 1 year ago (edited)
Yep. I'm also not vegan, but have frequent enough sensory issues around meat, that I tend to lean toward more veggie options. I hate all of the products that are made to actively mimick/substitute meat. Veggies and legumes can be made into beautifully delicious things without ever trying to shoehorn them into a completely different food category.
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LillieMean 1 year ago
Looking at the picture, I think that it is a miserably small and limited selection. Personally, if I have to buy food for storage, I go to a store with a comprehensive selection. In addition, those meat substitutes are often unbearably salty and expensive. Canned beans and dried soy chunks are a cheaper option and do not need a refrigerator for storage. In the event of a power outage, the beans can be stuffed into your mouth directly from the can.
Giraffy Window 1 year ago (edited)
Honestly aside from the tofu it's all pretty crazy expensive. the specialty vegan section in our grocery stores have become more of a special treat than a sustainable way to live. Except for the hot dogs and sausages. I can happily do without the vegan hotdogs and sausages, personally.
Nikole 1 year ago
The Morningstar vegan breakfast sausages are pretty good
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CHRIS LUCZAK 1 year ago
Tried a tofu taco meat last week and we both got diarrhea for 24 hours...no thanks.
I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 1 year ago (edited)
I'm not vegan but my partner is and they never eat anything that mimics meat because its disgusting imo! I happily eat vegan most of the time just not the faux meat or faux cheese products. There's plenty of yummy vegan food without having to eat anything that'd a knock off of dairy or meat!
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Sosha 1 year ago (edited)
In our country $1000 is 7 months salary, if you have a decent job. For me that's a lot.
Delta Dawn 1 year ago
it’s small in income but large in bills because they’re each $1000 and gang up on you
That Person 1 year ago
Except when you ask your parents for candy that is $5 now that’s expensive
Fabian Walter 1 year ago
it actually is, just the bills melt them fast af so it appears its not - not to mention the high inflation, when you were young it surely was a lot ^-^
Definitely a Human 1 year ago
Growing up is realizing that $5000 isn't a lot of money to have, but it's a lot of money to owe.
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robin aldrich 1 year ago
Isn't that more an effect of shopping under the influence of Ambien that they warn you about???
Terry Tobias 1 year ago
Yes...been there, done that! One of the many possible side effects of taking Ambien before you get into bed.
Load More Replies... Curry on... 1 year ago
I save long lists on my wish list, then I go back later and purge most of it.
Tostones 1 year ago
Too late but it’s a bit exciting when a package comes and you wonder what instant gratification drunk you bought!
Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
Good gosh!!! Somebody is either hate themselves when the credit card bill comes or is gonna be doing a who lot of returns.
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DB 1 year ago
Starting from the left: Ashley, Ashlee, Ashlie, Ashliegh, Ashlei, Ashli, Ashly, Ashllee, Ashlea, and Ashleah.
PeePeePooPoo 1 year ago
And which essential oils they bring with them when they go to Bali or Hamptons.
M O'Connell 1 year ago
I think there might only be 5 women, and the others were created by mixing and matching outfit components and pasting the photos together.
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Faye Drewit 1 year ago
my mum lived in her car, off wonderbread, marshmallow fluff, and peanut butter, but girly still managed to look not homeless
Blondieybat 1 year ago
I got a pair of Michel Kors patent leather loafers for well under $20. I am financially struggling.
Mark (it/urgh) 1 year ago
So what? I'm wearing Timbs, Levis, a Ralph Lauren top, SuperDry coat and Versace hat. I'm also homeless. So your point is?
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Panda Kicki 1 year ago
I hope this is just a staged pic. Even then I dont like the normalization that similar pics are planting in peoples heads. Bottle feeding needs attention, if the baby swallow the wrong way you will have a silent choking.
JNDauterive 1 year ago
Yep, that baby will learn that screens are oh so much more important than real life connections.
Tony Chambers 1 year ago
And the parent is standing by, taking pictures and notes. Well done.n
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Zorro The Bus Conductor 1 year ago (edited)
Here in the UK I once knew a bus driver who did this. He had taken off his uniform jacket and looked for all intents and purposes like another passenger. When he got on the bus he asked if it was the bus to ******* and some passengers replied yes and asked if he needed assistance. He politely refused any help and then sat himself in the driver's seat and pulled away. He said that looking at the fear in the eyes of the passengers in the rear facing mirror and their white knuckles gripping the seats in front of them was well worth the suspension he got! 🤣
Eric Williams 1 year ago
OFFS...can't somebody please see that he gets to the correct gate and into the pilots's seat on time?!
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
well another flight without incident, think I will have another drink.
Wheelchair athlete 1 year ago
I get this is supposed to be a joke, but please don't use a Disability that you don't have as a punchline. Nothing about us without us.
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General Anaesthesia 1 year ago
"Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill".
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Veronica Jean 1 year ago
I have no problem with this except SIR. SIR. YOU ARE IN A COFFEE SHOP. PUT YOUR SHOES ON
Surenu 1 year ago
Being barefoot in a public space that isn't a pool or a beach should be illegal
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ZGutr 1 year ago
owww just great .... you should not have said that, now she wants to speak to the manager.
Clinton Jameson 1 year ago
Those are the "Super Karen" achievement stripes. She's leveled up recently. I'd be carefull.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I cannot stand that hairstyle, and it has nothing to do with the way people act while having it. I just think it's too ugly for words.
Mohsie Supposie 1 year ago
That is how you get a redneck, of course! Surely everyone knows that!
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Full of Giggles 1 year ago
It would be a waste of money. Most of the people who think climate change is a hoax also thought COVID was a hoax.
Verena 1 year ago
Quite a lot of people here were: Yay, climate change, finally some nice warm weather. They forgot that we would get subtropical monsoon-weather. So everybody is complaining and the farmers, who mostly shrugged that scenario off, are in trouble because they cannot plant the things they wanted to harvest in the late summer and autumn.
PFD 1 year ago
Gives away where you are. Here, we had a 30° heatwave in April followed by a week of severe frost. All the fruit trees and vines blossomed then the blossoms were killed off, wiping out the wine crop and most of the orchard fruits. It's really not looking good for food security going forward.
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Fabian Walter 1 year ago
To say something that is maybe seen controversional - first of all climate change is not a political topic and should never be (yes it became a kind of political discussion, not directly the climate change but environment) second the climate change is coming and would even without us BUT we definitely sped the process up nearly infinite times faster than it would´ve happened else :(
Disgruntled Pelican 1 year ago
Not being able to stand people does not equate to wanting to kill off every human being, plant, and animal on earth.
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james stevenson 1 year ago
And I, scream at the top of my lungs: "WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON?!?!?"
HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN 1 year ago
AND I SAID HEEEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY I SAID HEY WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON!
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Fleetwayfox 1 year ago
Looks more like he's taking a promotional shot for a vape business. Regardless, lets mind our own maybe?
Apathetic Bovine 1 year ago
Quite likely. I'm a product photographer, I imagine I sometimes look weird when I'm working outside the studio. Guarantee everyone here has liked a photo that had a "weird" setup… but all they see is the pretty picture.
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Szzone 1 year ago
The guy isn't bothering anyone, leave others be and let them live their lives perhaps?
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
Not bothering anyone NOW, but a vape implies he will soon
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Because a vision softly creeping, Left its seeds while I was sleeping
Laughing Orc 1 year ago
And the vision that was planted in my brain... Still remains
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tuzdayschild 1 year ago
Don't be afraid. Be the one who stays home and makes breakfast when they return.
Delta Dawn 1 year ago
There was a 59 yo woman who died recently a few days after running a 10 mile race. Lesson learned ma’am, may you RIP
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago (edited)
Not sure if you are joking but a 5k is a running race the distance of 5 kilometers. And on holidays meaning Thanksgiving (USA) /Christmas/...others, not a holiday as in vacation. :)
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MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
99 speaking, yes Max it's me! (you oldsters should know who I'm talking about)
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james stevenson 1 year ago
"Xanax" I'd only ever heard of these. I thought they were called "Zanics"
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Satan Laughs 1 year ago
I’ll say, “Horsies”; no matter how badass punk rock I think I am! A horse is an instant mood booster. Agree 💯
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
I have horses, and I still greet them in the morning with "Morning horsies!"
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Linda van A. 1 year ago (edited)
I always start to sing, A horse is a horse, of course, of course and no one can talk to a horse, of course that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I walked past the TV room in prison once, and the only person in it was a bad-a$$ gangsta woman from the hood, happily watching Mr. Ed. One of my favorite memories.
Load More Replies... Delta Dawn 1 year ago
If you drive past cows and don’t say “moo” and then “look, grass fleas!” what are you even doing with ur life
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MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
and it happens really fast too, then you sit around thinking wow I'm old.
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Strawberry Pizza 1 year ago
It makes it hard for the driver to see in their rear view mirror and can be dangerous.
kitten levels tokyo 1 year ago
and the bulb can overheat and incinerate everyone in the vehicle.
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Rebelliousslug 1 year ago
I think they were all afraid they’d forget to turn off the light and the battery would die
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Edward Loopyderm 1 year ago
I suspect some guy's wife stopped him from poaching the baby's food, he saw a cow feeding its baby and put 2 and 2 together.
Load More Replies... MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
same as the guy who said I'ma gonna eat the first thing that falls outta that chickens butt
Awesome At Being Autistic 1 year ago
OP must be a 12 year old boy who knows nothing about women.
Jeevesssssss 1 year ago
Actually, that probably came about because milk used to be stored in stomachs. Without refrigeration and with the natural presence of rennet the milk would naturally form into curds and whey.
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David 1 year ago
Folks, it isn't that complicated. I'm not sure which lactating animal was discovered to have milk first, but the humans likely saw the calves / young nursing and put two and two together that it might be food. We raised cows. It's easy to tell the calf is nursing. Couple that with already knowing about human breast milk / nursing babies - it's not a big leap to say "that's food so maybe this other one is food too"
Lorraine R 1 year ago
And someone said, "It was a brave [human] who first ate an oyster."
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cj be like 1 year ago
my family always turns the tv off the second those commercials come on. we hate them, poor doggies :(
Lorraine R 1 year ago
I turn the sound down, but that's because I regularly donate to pet rescue organizations, and I know that the critters in the ads have been helped.
Load More Replies... cerinamroth 1 year ago
This is like telling your kid to eat up his/her dinner because "starving children in Africa". Poor doggie!
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Lorraine R 1 year ago
In this case, it's not her skin color, it's her culture.
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Sue Denham 1 year ago
I don't know what Marshall's is, but if you can sip and shop at the same time? - winning!
Maartje 1 year ago
It is a cheap clothing and some other rando stuff store.
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Petra Schaap 1 year ago
so... if this was a black woman you would know the answer? Or?? Why is her skin color important??
Anne Jones 1 year ago
Does it matter that she’s white? Would you have said ‘I saw this black guy with a can of beer in the store…..😔😡
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Farnzy 1 year ago
I have thirty-thousand dollars in credit card debt. When they call I say that I can't pay it back yet.
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Andrea Purzycki 1 year ago
Easy. Their parents paid for their college so they don't have student loan debt.
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Cyndielouwhoo 1 year ago
Except that it's probably 430 pm on Feb 14 and they're on the way home ...
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Valentines (or Valentine's Day cards, take your pick).
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Jack Burton 1 year ago (edited)
Bad news my young fellas, i am 42, i have a job, a wife, kids and an house. And that's no better.
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Kristal 1 year ago
That's freaking toxic is what it is. Constant criticism with no positive creates one messed up kid turned adult. TELL YOUR CHILDREN HOW AWESOME YOU THINK THEY ARE ON A REGULAR BASIS in whatever way works best for you.
Faye Drewit 1 year ago
but dont lie, tell them when they duck up or your gonna have a damn prick for a child
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james stevenson 1 year ago
I see things where it says its a year or two old and I'm thinking "Wait what? No. That was, like, last month! Right?"
Load More Replies... Delta Dawn 1 year ago
people were spilling tea in the 90s, yall didn’t invent that phrase either
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago (edited)
I actually enjoyed watching my daughter play sports. Edit: I enjoy hanging out with my kid. (Changed "don't hate" to "enjoy", bc rested brain and tired brain pick different words.)
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
I find the other parents to be far more disagreeable than the children just trying to have fun.
Load More Replies... Jack Burton 1 year ago
I woke up at 8 las saturday and had to drive one hour for a small basketball tournament. My daughter is 8. She played 6 minutes and ask the coach if she could be the one who cheers around the court.
Holly Allen 1 year ago
Honestly I enjoy it...I'm not cleaning and the kids are too focused on their sport to argue with each other
Tim Douglass 1 year ago
And after watching them suck for a while you suddenly realize they don't quite suck any more. And soon you realize they actually seem to be doing pretty good. Then there's the day your son does that spin-twist-fake-out-layup thing and for a moment you think you are watching Dr. J.
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
I still eat all the carbs, but I really do enjoy true crime. What's wrong with us?
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Tim Douglass 1 year ago
I remember a book from back in maybe the early '70s called "how to be a non-conformist".
Jennifer Brown 1 year ago
this is a pic of the blondes from before....when they all go "casual"
Chickens are fluffy 1 year ago
I actually wear those exact shoes! Only because they are comfy and fit well tho
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Vic 1 year ago
Oh look the leaves are changing color and starting to fall.. autm.. no.. atum.. fck it!! Fall is here!!
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Say No to Downvoting 1 year ago
I work in women’s health and sometimes see patients needing fertility treatments. Some of them are born in the 2000’s!!!!! Is that not the most insane s**t you ever did hear?
Justme 1 year ago
Yes! I see the hospital census and see a woman born in 1994 in the childbirth center and am momentarily shocked at this teen mom … and then realize she’s 30.
Load More Replies... StumblingThroughLife 1 year ago
I was born in '62, and my brain is still owned by a 16yr-old's humour.
DetriMentaL 1 year ago
Yup, growing up my mum was 33 for at least a decade. Frankly i don't understand why i was asked her age but there you go
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james stevenson 1 year ago
"So extra" English teachers everywhere are feeling a disturbance in the force
Rafael 1 year ago
Never heard this expression before in my life, but the fact that I got what they meant with little context probably means it is a good addition :-)
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Petra Schaap 1 year ago
the only fun thing about him is that salt truck with his picture on the back
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