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Humor and awkwardness go hand in hand. If you find yourself in an uncomfortable situation, laughing it off could be one of the best ways to respond. 

You can also join an online community like the Awkward Relate Facebook page. Here, you can share experiences with people who often find themselves in the same cringe-worthy predicaments. With 3.7 million followers, it’s safe to say you will connect with at least one person. 

We’ve collected the best ones that touch on forgettable wedding speeches, family revelations, and social media discoveries. Some of them, however, are just about relatably funny moments from daily life.

Scroll through and see if you can count the number of times you say, “Yup, I’ve been there.”

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Brenda
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd love to find one of my husband

The Chronic Insomniac
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would too. My husband was always out in the yard but sadly, Google maps did not capture him out there.

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Barbara Wilcock
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope this gives you peace and lovely memories 💕

Sterre Leeft
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found my mam chatting with a neighbor on google maps. It was a nice surprise to fiend her there

MalibuClassicMan
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

now he is worldly remembered by us all

Amy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not cringe, this is lovely

Colleen Glim
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is awesome. I would screenshot it so I could always see it

HT-ZX
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My father is not gardening, but walking nearby our street 😁 He passed away in 2014, but he will always be there.

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    Traveling Lady Railfan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collective punishment for the entire class based on the actions of one or two kids is lazy on behalf of the teacher/administrator. The only positive to it, it teaches kids at an early age that life is not fair. That teachers and principals (bosses, adults) are not fair, and will do things that are wrong because it is easier for them. This is a good lesson to learn young.

    Game Guy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Private Pyle theory. Every time the problem child screws up, everyone else gets punished and then pressures the problem child to straighten up. People love that theory but forget that it led to Private Pyle shooting the DI. ;)

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    Panda Kicki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is grounding even an option? I took the same arguments to the head master when I was 9. Ice cream, yes. promote critical thinking.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when I got expelled in the 4th grade. I was suspended for a week and I was supposed to work on a group project. Two working parents, I completed all my homework but because of my parents work schedules I could never get it turned in on time. The teacher punished my group-mates as well as me. I really hope that teacher is finally dead now.

    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were you suspended or expelled? Expelled means you cannot come back (time period being indefinitely or until the end of the current school year most of the time) but suspension is more like a grounding.

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    SparkDragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you even consider grounding? She was asked for feedback, so gave honest, calm and rational comments, based on historical prescient. Much ice cream!

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice cream with extra sprinkles and a chocolate flake.

    Skip62
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra credit for even knowing about the Geneva convention😀

    Game Guy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grounding her for being right would be foolish.

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    kelsischloe1986
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're doing it to make you want to buy it more. Like hurry up somebody else is gonna get it before you do. And you can't convince me otherwise it's basically a marketing scheme.

    Miki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or don't buy from amazon..

    tuzdayschild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To quote the Sicilian from The Princess Bride, "Inconceivable!"

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking at Crocs-type shoes. The ones that looked like they might fit came in several different colors and patterns for $30+. The bright pink ones were on sale, one day only! for &14.95. I ended up buying them, so as to not lose the deal. They remained the one day only! price for several more days, then went on clearance for $11.95

    Joey Marlin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can never win with these things! You still got a bargain 😊

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    eMp Tee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Temu is worse. Items low stock, reduced price %, offers ending soon (count down timer on pages) and minimum $50 spend, all designed to spend, pend, spend!

    vennyp0o
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon is a last resort if I A) have to have it and B) can NOT find it anywhere else. Last. Resort.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can say is this, they don't lie. You come back 2 hours later they're gone.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because when their stock is gone they may not get any more!! That's why if you see something you want, buy it if you can because you may not find it anywhere else.

    Kelly Flynn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Temu does it too. Marketing ploy, like making something a penny cheaper, then calling it, "on sale".

    Pat Curran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, if your product is moving that fast, boost production!

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    Since we’re on the topic of awkwardness, let’s begin with conversations. We’ve all been through those uneasy discussions that involved a lot of silence, making you want to escape to the nearest exit. 

    However, you don’t always have to run and hide. Writer and mental health researcher Arlin Cuncic, MA, advises finding the humor in the situation, much like these memes and posts. 

    In an article for VeryWellMind, she wrote, “Keeping the mood light will help to break the ice and move the conversation forward.” 

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    Ripley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Definitely and unequivocally I totally never do that. *Narrator: Ripley absolutely does this*

    Stefan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard the voice of Patrick Stewart as the narrator.

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    I_need_a_nap.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me when I jog, I have really bad stamina so I’m fighting for my life trying not to breathe like a psychopath.

    Dont Sellmyinfo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to. Now, It’s obvious im out of shape. I gasp for air and breathe so heavily it probably looks like I’m making a PSA on obesity

    Melissa Matusevich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. When I climbed to the top of Mt. Vesuvius. The views of Napoli were so beautiful on the trek up I just had to stop to admire the magnificent vistas all the while trying to catch my breath and to keep from passing out. Meanwhile folks much older than I steamed past confidently. At least I did make it to the top and then all I saw in the crater was a tiny wisp of smoke.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Visiting the ruins of Pompeii is one of my bucket list trips

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    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will soon know when they have to step over my unconscious body

    Littlemiss
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll try to breathe less hurriedly next time as I gasp taking my inhaler

    JK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked on a construction site, a coworker and I had to climb two flights of stairs to do a building inspection. We were both like lets go around the corner so nobody can see us panting. And he works out. I just walk on flat surfaces and dodge uprooted sidewalk panels.

    olaff 422
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking up 4 flights of stairs first thing in the morning at work after finally dragging my carcass out of bed then driving g for an hour. I will die at work one morning.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at me breathing normally. I'm not going to die before we reach the top. Nope, not me.

    ucp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often go on holiday to a part of my country that’s much hillier than where I live, so I do this constantly around the locals for the first two days, until I get my coastal fitness back.

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    Nea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emotional support noise

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think many people who are alone keep the TV on even if not watching.

    Anne Nielsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband traveled a LOT. Then the kids left home. Their friends went away too. Silence was deafening. I turned on several TVs to different channels now throughout the house. Just to a low murmur. My husband would come home and think that I had lost my marbles.

    sbj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Now I know I'm not the only one

    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the TV has been on all night, but I have no idea what was on

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me, if I'm on the internet I have music playing.

    Kenzie C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have adhd, add, gad, depression (and the list goes on lol)... so I need noise all the time. I don't like hearing my own voices in my head lol

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so much when I'm on the computer, but when I'm cleaning or doing other work around the house. I tend towards shows like Law & Order, CSI, or Bones, that are so exposition heavy that I can follow the plot without actively watching the screen. Then I tell myself I'm actually listening to a '40's era radio drama.

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    Heffalump
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All well and good until Elon Musk shows up and the whole day is ruined.

    Sergio Bicerra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine Jeff Bezos also makes it to the wedding and start a d**k fight.

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    Nicola Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparantly the Royal Family (UK) get hundreds of invites to weddings, and every now and then they go. There's a photo of the Queen (Elizabeth) going to someones wedding that does the media rounds every so often.

    The Phantom Stranger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife actually has a billionaire friend, and he says he doesn't get invited to many weddings, because people are afraid he'll think they're only inviting him to get an expensive gift.

    Professional Bastard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, guys? Something went wrong. I now have to entertain the billionares and they found out that a guilliotine was on the wedding gift list.

    Oni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gift is going to be a dictionary with the word perfunctory highlighted

    killjoy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gonna save this for when me and my bf get married haha

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    Frozengeckolover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend do a similar thing, but not with billionaires. She sent invites to a bunch of CEOs a few towns over. The distance was just great enough that it would be hassle for them to attend the wedding. She addressed the invites to the company offices. She got a few congratulation cards, and a few nice bottles of wine in response.

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    Here’s the situation: you’re in an elevator with a co-worker, and they begin some small talk. As someone who isn’t a fan of these chitchats, you start feeling like the walls are closing in. What do you do? 

    Cuncic advises having open-ended “go-to questions” you can pull out of your pocket when the need arises. One example could be, “What have you been up to?” It shifts the spotlight onto them.

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    Anna Boes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhh, someone need a to work on taking a hint...

    Dont Sellmyinfo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of them definitely needs to… and it’s not the one eating chips

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    Alan Jay Weiner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great... Just went to the cupboard 'cause I remember seeing a bag of chips in there. Must've already eaten them; they're not there now. So I'm eating cashew nuts instead...

    Ray LeBlanc
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, the way to please her in bed is to bring some chips.

    Parker karstaedt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro basically said nah I'm gonna do my own thing

    kittylexy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have said "my name is chips"

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    k1ddkanuck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, hyenas are actually part of the felidae family, making it closer to getting a new kitten than a new puppy. A friend of mine told me this years ago, and I absolutely didn't believe it at first. But sure enough, it's the case.

    Ben Aziza
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna know another "fun" fact? Not really fun but definitely interesting. They are as matriarchal as can be.... As in the female hyenas have developed peusdo-penises that they use for... things... i won't mention. Let us just say It sucks as hard to be a female duck as it does to be a male hyena...

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    Don Flynn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Hyena pup is not ugly

    Nizumi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hyena puppies are adorable! When they reach adulthood, not so much. Oh, and terrifying.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By all means keep him at least till he stops laughing while he chews your face off!!

    Parker karstaedt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also he is not ugly he is good boy and cute

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it fantastic that these two are good friends in real life. And she's done more prison time than him. 🤣

    les
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i remember snoop and another rapper were having a beef a few years back and the other guy said snoop wasn't gangster for being friends with martha. snoops reply was along the lines off she's more gangster than you, when she got jailed she didn't grass up the others and did her time

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    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These two did a collab in equestrian at the Paris games too😋

    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is somehow proof we're NOT in a simulation. This is too good to be artificial.

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, dosnt she look a little "baked" to? 😄

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta be edibles. She would never be so crass as to smoke it

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    Matthew Savestheworld
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those two together are one of the funniest and coolest friendships.

    CD Mills
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have such a fun friendship! They have raised more eyebrows and sent so many folks to their fainting couches. I love it! And Snoop at the Olympic Games is making it more fun for EVERYBODY!

    Parker karstaedt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but is it good for lighting rockets to shoot at su57's

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    Small talk with a stranger is an entirely different ballgame. You don’t have anything in common with the other person and know nothing about them, which leaves you with mundane, cliché topics like the weather. 

    In such cases, Cuncic offers two options: giving a genuine compliment or keeping quiet. You can try the former, but chances are the other person is likely not in the mood for small talk anyway. Feel out the situation and see what works best.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need for a DNA test, he is fully invested in you abd the long game 😄

    Irishwoman abroad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how Dad kept a straight face while he did it - he definitely knew what was in it!

    CD Mills
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad played the long game and won SO HARD!

    Karen Mercury
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once my girlfriend heard her grandmother take one of those vodka bottles out. "What's wrong with this c**p? It tastes like Shiite!"

    DrBronxx
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'm being literal here, but who runs to their parents complaining of not having enough money for the weekend's alcohol?

    Emma
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably just mentioning it during casual conversation

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    h m goodman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i run out of money, AND alcohol, i cry to daddy too!

    Ke Rider
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You broke and can't go without drinking poison?

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    Victoria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like how it says "We need to go to the gym", so she's calling herself out too!!

    timhood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's to cover for calling her friend that.😁

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what "I got you" is all about. From top to bottom 😄❤️

    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can any of you native speakers explain if b***h is a good or bad word? If it's bad, why do friends use it as nickname, and if it's bad, why would I have a blue eye if I used it?

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the context. “B***h, I got you!” is OK. “B***h, what the f**k are you doing!” is not

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    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be best to start the convo off asking her what she’s doing next time! Lol

    Connor N
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on. You don't recognize your friend?

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hasty explanation, "Oh, I see you're with your man now, somehow he was stood next to a fat woman, and you were just behind a display stand for a minute so I couldn't see you! Phew!"

    Jude Laskowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they need to go back to school for English class.

    CD Mills
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT is a true friend! She 100% 'had her'. And her saying 'we', was both classy and sweet. What a great friendship they have!

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    Nea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Issued in public interest.

    Susie Elle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just yank the doorhandle really hard once from the outside, giving the person inside the impression that although the door is locked, you may actually pull it from the frame

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Im in the mood, I will answer "yes?" with the same tonation as if I was a boss in my office, and could fire them if I wanted to. I still cant pee, but it gives them their startle back.

    Nimitz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The correct procedure is to try it once, realize it's locked, and to call out "Sorry!" to prevent this issue. Or is that just Canadian?

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If somebody did this to me I would Say "This stall is busy."

    Daniela Lavanza
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although I get the point here, there’s a reason. In some public restrooms, the setting may be old and not everyone is careful with the doors. They may end up used and have problem to open up if you try too softly. It happened to me to try to open a door (without the red or green lock symbol which lets you know if there’s someone inside), be unable to open it and wait, expecting someone to get out after a while. Only for the janitor to arrive and tell me the door didn’t work very well and was hard to open. I tried again and it opened, there was no one inside. BTW in summer, wood swelling can also make doors slightly harder to open. Therefore people try a few times in a row just in case. Sorry for the folks inside that find it weird, it’s for those reasons. :-)

    featherytoad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, now I'll never be able to pee.

    kath morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had someone try to open it, fail, slip their fingers in and unbolt the door, and then look SURPRISED to see me in there. It was amazing.

    kath morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (This particular door was hung weirdly, allowing for a small space)

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    Congruent Empath
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone dies that to me, I yell, "Rver hear of knocking???" Then I hope they're waiting outside the door do I can finish my message.

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    Awkward situations come in many forms. Sometimes, it happens during family gatherings with your in-laws. In this case, you should step aside. According to educator and etiquette expert Sara Jane Ho, you’re better off letting your partner handle things. 

    “If you want to piss off your in-laws, let your spouse do it, not you,” Ho told CNBC.

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    Ben Aziza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The implication here is that you cant ask the company what the salary/€ per hour for X position is... Did i understand wrong? Is that how it is in other parts of the world?

    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US it's illegal to prevent people from discussing salaries, but is still quite common.

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    JK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an epic quit day. Monday. Wrote my email to the Department Director, ccd the wench, and my employment agency. Then I handed out copies. Packed my box and walked out. Two weeks. She is a known problem who terrorizes her staff. My employment agency, who has placed a lot of people there, has said they will no longer work with this large employer, which is a City agency. If you could see the eyes bug out when the read my resignation. Copies of the copies were circulated.

    Congruent Empath
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many other countries, salaries are discussed openly. In the U.S., employers are afraid that if employees discuss their salaries, they would hsve to establish pay equity,

    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, in my country anyone can get information on anybodys salary. They are public documents.

    tee-lena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in the United States. Except new York. City or state, I can't remember.

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    Shoe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an Office episode.

    Carol M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The principal at an International School l where I worked did the same thing

    Joanne Hudson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I found out I was being let go; organizational chart left in tray by my replacement.

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    Arkham Wohlfert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of my favorite panda post of all time. I had a friend who tried these tactics, we all told him he was gay and he fought us on it, then one day 3 years later he said he was bringing a date to dinner, the date's name was Don (an MSU cheerleader/wrestler..really)We all cheered as soon as they walked in. Excellent delivery by my friend. we were all queer in that house, and we honestly wanted him to accept himself and be happy. He would say stuff all the time totally out of the blue about how *not* gay he was. It's was obvious to us anyway given the posters he had up, the music he was obsessed with, the fact that he said he wanted sex but never once found a woman hot. Beautiful, stylish, sure. But never hot. So I don't mean he "acted gay" one's gender expression or presence of femininity or masculinity doesn't necessarily indicate sexuality, and he was always really masc. So don't start saying you can tell someone is gay by mannerisms. Gaydar really IS a thing tho.

    James Peek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old guy here and I think she's beautiful and talented and has a great voice. But I'm more of a metal head, so not really into her music.

    Diane H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a female metalhead and I like some of her stuff.

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    martin734
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true, some of us are bi/pan.

    Peppy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, I love Mozart and I love rock and roll, so sue me.

    V
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up listening to Tchaikovsky, Abba and Black Sabbath.

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    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I was told the other day: The national anthems at the Olympics are all the same genre - country music.

    The Scout
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a quote attributed to Buddy Rich: "There's only two kinds of music: Good music and bad music."

    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why people get caught up on labels. Like what you like.

    Traveling Lady Railfan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% agree. My taste in music is so eclectic. I don't have a favorite artist, genre, or anything. I grew up with 70s 80s and 90s music being most popular in stores and public places but at home we listen to music from the 20s 30s 40s 50s and 60s, I listen to a ton of jazz and classical, soundtracks from musicals, international music, even today if I were to make a playlist, it would be incomprehensible to most and I'm so glad to hear there are other people out there like me :-)

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Preach it! Of course, rap isn't music. (I'm joking! I'm joking!) (No I'm not.)

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you listened to Kendrick Lamar or Eminem? Their wordplay and metaphors are mind-blowing. Rap is poetry set to a beat. You may not like rap or hip hop but that doesn't mean it isn't music. I personally don't like country music. I have tried to get myself to like it or at least tolerate it, by listening to multiple artists/songs, from different decades and I can confirm that it's just not for me. Country is most definitely still music, just not music, to my ears.

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    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pop and Nerdcore for me! (Nerdcore is songs, usually rap, about "nerd" topics such as video games. The Stupendium is my favorite. They (They are non-binary and pansexual) are one of the best nerdcore makers out there! Check them out!)

    CD Mills
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still love all of my old favorite songs, I add songs to that list and it grows. I don't stop listening to older favorite songs and replace them with new ones, they just join the ranks of what I love. When it comes to genres I am all over the place but Blues-Based Rock is my favorite.{Aerosmith, the Stones, etc.} I have a little bit of every genre of Rock and Roll from the '60s up to now, I love Funk, Ragge, and Nordic bands are killer like The Northern Kings and all their associated bands. A little country here and there like Mark Chesnutt, Blue Eyed Soul, and '60s/'70s Motown. I love The 69 Eyes and Greta Van Fleet. ᓚᘏᗢ

    The Darkest Timeline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Good music is good music no matter what kind it is” - Miles Davis

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like techno and pop and edm, but there's a select group of 20 rap and country songs I like

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    There are times when someone’s name just slips our minds, and that could be another embarrassing moment. However, you wouldn’t want to come off as rude by doubling down and saying you forgot who they are. 

    Ho recommends a smoother approach. Say you’d like to keep in touch, then have them input their social media handle or personal number into your phone. 

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who married his husband unofficially before it was legal. The following year they were able to get married legally. The officiant started his speech with "Welcome to the second annual ____ wedding". We had so much fun, I was a little disappointed the following year when there wasn't a third wedding

    xolitaire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groom should have been ready for that one.

    ucp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a stag do for a friend’s second wedding. One guy started talking about a restaurant in another town. I said, “hey [groom], we could go there for your next stag do!” Fortunately, it was well received. And he’s still married.

    Kyllein MacKellerann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better than "Here we go AGAIN" by miles.

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bride probably wasn't too thrilled with it either.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny, but on the other hand; who knows??

    Soton_Sherpa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see that you've put your finger on the issue! 👍

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    Cynthia Chaney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that this person can joke about themself.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caption notwithstanding, it may be history rather than art

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    RAM31280
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I though it was him as an adult, because I would still run over for ice cream. She didn't announce any stipulations, she said anyone.

    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if they're anything like me they'll still wake in the middle of the night, think of this and cringe again for the next twenty years.

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what insomnia at 3am is for, isn’t it?

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    Jeremy James
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing Andy Ryan was a child when this happened, but I read it as if he was an adult.

    Linda van A.
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have given you one because every child deserves ice cream.

    Rocket Surgeon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey it was her fault she should have been more specific.

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have been more specific... I mean who yells out like that in a public place. Sorry but this is on her!

    P R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the group mentality thing, like in restaurants, where groups think they're the only ones there

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that was perfectly justified.

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've died of embarrassment right there. 🤣

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have gave you one anyway if there were plenty to go around.

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    Let’s switch the conversation to you. How do you handle awkward situations? Do you run from them, or do you face them head-on? Let yourself be heard in the comments!

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    Deeelite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating rye toast with hummus and tomatoes right now! And roasted peppers

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds awesome! I’ve been trying to get motivated to bake more rye bread. Thanks for the push!

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    okpkpkp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use Boudin San Francisco Sourdough (since 1848) for my toast. This bread is older than the Gold Rush. This s**t is the BOMB for your toasting pleasure.

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya think that's cool, consider blue cheese. "Yeah, I know where we got it... but what if we let it go bad, wouldn't that make it really bad a*s? And then... hear me out... we let it go bad AGAIN???"

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try a toast sandwich :) (piece of toast between 2 slices of normal bread)

    ginshun
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who referred to bread as "raw toast"

    J J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first read that " I f glove toast" what is glove toast and who's f-ing it?

    Ariom Dahl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father's favourite was toast and butter and sugar.

    BarfyCat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our family it was cinnamon and sugar 😋

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    Yasmin Janette
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was when he dropped the last slice into the fire, fished it out and was hungry so ate it and toast was born

    clairebear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you hear about the toast sandwich. Victorians used a thin slice of toast as a sandwich filling.

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    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you write "move your elegant body over here" and it autocorrects to "elephant"

    Patricia Shawe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, hope you're happy. You made an old woman pee herself.

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The correct answer to 'does this dress make my butt look big?' is 'No, it's all the chocolate you eat'.

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    Adam Zad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I yelled "COW!" at a woman on a bicycle and she flipped me the finger... then crashed her bike straight into the side of the cow I was warning her about. I tried.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, when spoken, 'noo' sounds sarcastic anyway, so maybe just stick to 'no'.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch; guess what you won't be getting tonite?? Dinner, thats what!! LOL.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the first things I did when getting a new phone was making sure Auto correct was off.

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    Anna Boes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feet, carts, horses and at most cows on one, built into softer ground so the stones could move and the sand could take the impact of the weight - other side trucks, cars the weight of baby elephants, non-stop, and a surface that does allow for way faster travel while at the same time not quite as good at dealing with the heavy and fast impacts... do you wanna go back to walking twenty miles into town?

    Red_panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With most roads, it's the freeze/thaw that destroys it. Water seeps in tiny cracks, freezes then makes the cracks a little bigger continuously. The roman road wouldn't have that problem because it's multiple parts that can move slightly when this happens so they don't crack.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least use all the gas tax money you say goes for repairing the roads and use it for just that; REPAIR the damn roads!!!!

    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, to be totally fair, the romans didn't have cars and idiots racing around—though they did have chariots.

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody responded to the Romans wanted sign.

    Wendy Miller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone living in Indiana, I can attest the to the truth of this post. And, honestly, the amount of times they just patch over the patches over the patches over the potholes, it's pretty much just like cobblestone.

    Sandra Morison
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shocking.....there are ancient roads in Mexico that are in better condition than roads in Nothampton

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't make em like they used to

    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said it before and I’ll say it again: the wear and tear of a chariot isn’t the same as a semi.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see Roman roads hold up to hundreds of tons of trucks

    Robert Miller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Indiana ....this is true .

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    killjoy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparently time is slower for dogs and since I found this out I try to be gone as little as possible

    Karina
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get the dog tiered enough to want to rest, and give them a good bed, fresh water and treats hidden all around for them to find, they will often find it quite peacefull and Nice. But that is only after they have learned through small and short steps that you always come home - after- they have calmed down. And prefferably with a special treat, because then it makes perfect sence why you would leave ❤️ i really like your approach to it, but sometimes reality means you neef two good options.

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    Sawdust
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like 84 minutes to the dog.

    Dave
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always assumed my dog was saying "I thought you'd never come back," each time I returned, including a one-minute walk to the mailbox.

    Maude Lin
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    1 year ago

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    Poor dog is gonna get sh0t by sadistic pigs

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    Aim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My exact thoughts. I was gonna write that but saw sumone already did lmao

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    Gia SDP
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this EXACT reaction when a buddy of mine whom I only knew from the neighborhood bar took his hat off. Completely bald and no one had any idea. He got some ribbing.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up! That's not Public Domain Mickey Mouse! The gloves and buttons were added later. PREPARED TO BE SUED!

    Ben Aziza
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sound of dormant cyborg lawyer legions wakening from their slumber" As the disney ceo release a tiny wicked grin.

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    MarvinsMom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what is under a smurf's hat

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to think the same long hair that Charlie Brown is sporting

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    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg. Oh. Oh no.... no... I... oh boy. I DO.. have... that... friend...

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    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dropped my favourite little succulent last week, was devastated. It reacted by growing another centimetre. So tomorrow I'm dropping him out the window.

    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put my dying plant at work outside & left it for 3 months. It was only a stick. It came back beautifully! I keep telling people not to give me plants. If they can't talk & ask for food & water, then I just don't remember.

    General Anaesthesia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's 0.000034 US fluid ounces, 0.000035 UK fluid ounces.

    Jude Laskowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My plants are trained to appreciate what they get.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to remark that many house plants dies from getting too much water!

    A C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aha! Must be an earth wire 😅

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my overthinking hurt me way before you got here. You're just a re-run

    Marie Dahme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    INFJ-T here. We already know we are our own worst enemy. We don't say a lot...but we sure do think a lot.

    CD Mills
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is some pretty tight logic.

    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually you have a plan ready or at least started working on one.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought about this for a minute, and then thought yep you right!!

    Neon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a deer sees me coming and just stares at my front lights? ;)

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like knowing I was right all along, as always.

    Claudine Lindenhofen
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    1 year ago

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're an adult, do it yourself!" wouldn't be the most responsible answer

    Jax Fyvie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even funnier is that she left him on read😭

    Kyllein MacKellerann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone this whiny? I'd LOVE to take them out of the world, permanently...

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    Satan Laughs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In California the youngins say BRUH. That’s what we get for saying DUDE in the 90s.

    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still say dude. But only to my dudes.

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    Amy S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People told me I'd be sad when my daughter switched to saying 'mum' from 'mummy'. Now she skippwd mum and now calls me bruh, and no-one prepared me for this.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is 20 and still calls me Momma, I love it.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia we say "mate". Said to anyone regardless of gender, and all social strata up to and including royalty

    Foffy Skrimshaw
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh seems to be gender neutral in today's slang. My daughter calls everyone Bruh.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Mount N or Fount N or Mart N, you get the picture, where did people learn to pronounce words this way????????

    frinny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too!! Help me I'm a 40 odd yr old English woman...send help

    Ryan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you have to be careful about using phrases/words "ironically." It WILL become part of your vocabulary.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But yeet is such an awesome word. Means to throw something. But with attitude

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    killjoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can relate to this all too well

    Gg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup happens to me all the time son

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    Barbara Wilcock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We keep it wild for butterflies and bees

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as people complain about New Jersey, they actually do plant wildflower fields in their highway dividers for the butterflies and bees. It's also quite pretty to see fields of color as I drive to the shore from Philadelphia.

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    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did ya ever think MAYBE Scotland just has VERY effective sheep dogs?

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Scots cut the grass so that they don't get tickled in the cassocks. ;-)

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't; the Scots have stolen all our mowers.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dying grass really looks better and it's great for environment... NOT.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this between Indiana and Michigan. When I go,up to Mich. From Indiana, you can tell when you get into Mich. The grass/weeds along Mich highways are not as kept up as in Indiana.

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    Brenda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin LOVED chocolate chip cookies as a toddler. My mom taught her that they were called sh!t. Uncle & aunt & cousin at fancy restaurant for anniversary. Waiters and waitresses ohhing and aching over cousin (blond curly hair, bright blue eyes, adorable). Time for dessert. When asked what she wanted, cousin sweetly says "Sh!t, please." Aunt mortified, Uncle calls my mom long distance from a payphone. "Truce, truce!". He had taught my sister to say "Damnit!" when someone told her no, or she didn't get her way. I can only imagine what he would have taught me!

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not funny. Teaching a toddler to swear is not cute. It’s just wrong

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    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The heart wants what the heart wants

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When one of my cousins was little, she could not say "spaghetti", so she said "pizgetti". I don't remember when she got it right.

    JLo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little brother was in a restaurant with grandma. She tells him he can order whatever he wants. He orders potato chips, french fries, and mashed potatoes. A-OK with grandma, but waitress gives him the side eye.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now Garfield's favourite dish makes a lot more sense.

    okpkpkp
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    1 year ago

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kid must have been pretty miffed if the waiter got him a lasagna instead ;)

    Ray LeBlanc
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    1 year ago

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that’s what they get for reading their parent’s phone! 🤣

    Nea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father keeps handing me over his phone for help with any small or big thing and I know how anxious I get thinking what I may see! So far so good!

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it really sweet when divorced couples can still get on every now and then.

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really love polite ways of saying smutty things!

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly... if they can be that civial towards each other after a divorce you should be grateful! It's been 9 years and I don't wish my ex a happy fathers day!

    Janelle Collard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww! That's sweet. :)

    ginshun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least they still get along.

    aubergine10003
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sweet though. If only everyone's divorced parents could text like this.

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my parents had been a thousandth percent that civil! This is hilarious!

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else initially see the contact name as Alien?

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    Marla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out NOTHING is an emergency. The ride don't stop. It dont stop

    Kyllein MacKellerann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nor is screaming or losing your lunch on the riders behind you. Grit your teeth and do it!

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about screaming incoherently?

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, crying is never an emergency. To determine an emergency, you have to know what *caused* the crying.

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    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has this exact conversation with a parent of a 16yr-old who came in complaining that his son never got any help. Hubby showed him the register. Kid has never been to one of his classes 😂

    ucp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stepmother contacted my university to find out how I was doing, because I hadn’t been in touch with her. My tutor approached me for permission to discuss. I declined, on the basis that it was nothing to do with her (I’ve been estranged from her and my father on and off since I was 14). Nosey cow

    Flopsy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My professor had a dudes mom offering him a whole chicken to give her son a passing grade.

    tameson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    College financial aid officer I knew having a phone conversation with the father of a freshman at the beginning of the spring semester. "There's been a mistake. You just sent my son a letter saying he had lost his scholarship because of poor grades. But that can't be true because I know he got a 4.0 this past fall." The aid officer who knew this student had failed everyone and was currently hiding from college officials in the dorm rooms of friends so that they couldn't kick him off campus: "Sir, you need to talk to your son."

    Jude Laskowski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I paid my own tuition, so my parents couldn't do this.

    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually happened to my grandma when my uncle was in elementary school… she was pissed.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We DID have parent teacher conferences my freshman year in college! After they met my Calc I professor, they gave me permission to fail the class. (this was the mother who threw shoes at me for getting a C on a test in 5th grade.)

    ginshun
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I had college classes that I was in every one of, and this would still be the teacher's response.

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    malleymac84_1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it isn't a mechanical rhino.

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't these people realize how acute birds eyes are?

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who could ever tell the difference?

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it have to have a "Nobody" at the beginning? If "People that make animal documentaries" do it, then it's not "Nobody", is it? I understand that the structure works for simple young minds, but it's illogical. It's actually "Nobody else".

    Linda van A.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand you are not simple and young so think the word else behind it.

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    Nea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than monstrosities I have seen on bored panda.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, I saw a TikTok of a woman getting TRUMP tattooed on her forehead today. BP got nothing on that.

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    Ariom Dahl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a wonderful relation who quit drinking (alcohol) and had the date of his last drink tattooed on his arm -- gives him pride and reminds him of the very wise decision he made. And no, he hasn't had an alcoholic drink since.

    Traveling Lady Railfan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you had to do this, I think it's better than just the generic "Mom" tattoo. At least this one, you'll always get a chuckle

    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ever has a “need” for a tattoo other than someone getting one for medical purposes

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a single tattoo of the teal coloured ribbon for cervical cancer as the center of a butterfly on my left wrist. My girls and I all got matching tatoos

    Sharkfin6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bf is going to go get his first tattoo this afternoon. I'll be there too for support- may walk out with something too, idk.

    mindblank
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the mom's name? Wanna get the same one.

    officerripley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to get a tattoo that says "Tattuus R Stoopid."

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wonder how often he gets called "IDIOT"?

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you have water stuck in your ears and you feel it finally drain while lying down

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you swallow and its back to c**p

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you didn't even know you couldn't hear well until it happens.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when you ride to the mountains from a lower altitude

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never felt inner peace when the sound increased.... it was more like *BOOOOMM! NOW I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING AT A VERY INSANE VOLUME!!!!* and my mind screaming and juat wanting peace and quiet. 😬

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you have tinnitus. :(

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That ear popping feeling is so awesome! Especially when you’ve had a cold and your ears have been blocked for the last few days

    Blitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought the buff and whenever my ears pop my hearing increases by 53% B)

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    Nea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the f*****g time!

    Ben Aziza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good Dad is in a perpetual state of switching from A Highly competent man TO A belligerent buffoon. There is no in between those are the rules. Once you start hearing Dad jokes it is over the diagnosis is terminal at that point you just gotta live with it.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yea the "whitie tightie " plan to clear out the house of all teens, works every time!!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I had a friend sleep-over, my dad would get up out of bed, and say, are you kids still up? then he'd fart for 15-20 seconds, scratch his a*s and go back to bed.

    Winter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time my mother took my father home for dinner, and to meet her parents, all went well... After the meal finished, but before everyone adjourned to the living room, my grandfather, still casually chatting away, took a banana from the bowl of fruit on the table, peeled it, threw the skin nonchalantly over his left shoulder, and proceeded to eat said banana, whilst continuing the conversation. My father, watching my grandfather with a somewhat bemused expression, also took a banana from the bowl, peeled it, and just as his future father-in-law had, tossed the skin over his left shoulder, and (apparently) cinched his position as future son-in-law. The fact that he and my grandfather barracked for the same football team might have helped a bit, too.

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no timestamps on the original texts. So do you think he quickly photoshopped this image after the girl guessed lion, or he just had a bunch of premade images with different animals standing by and just had to post the appropriate one?

    Nea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly girl 🤦🏼‍♀️

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long it took me to get that.

    Taki Takanashi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to think they had every animal prepared to immediately answer

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was poisoned bait from the start.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bogus. The Lion's legs should be visible in the first picture.

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    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. If it isn’t a life or death situation, text me

    Daggie_style
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like this guy, my preferred communication style can be described as "don't"

    Anne Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's being upfront about it.

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    Tortitude
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Childhood really isn't the best time. For me, it was around age 35.

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old cliche... Be it high school or college, or whatever. Don't know why people repeat this stuff.

    killjoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not looking forward to the rest

    Kyllein MacKellerann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, yes. However, you'll have decades to gripe about it and complain, so it balances out.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talking about killing someones dream, OMG!!

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    Jeremy James
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck! If my identity could get you money, don't you think I would have tried that by now?

    J J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you could get credit with mine, can you at least let me know where so I can also.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great could you please send them to me then; thanks so much, have a nice day mister scammer.

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    k1ddkanuck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guest at restaurant: I'm gluten free, nut free, soy free, dairy free, sugar free and low carb/keto. What can I get? Every server ever: Dafuq out

    Caleb Flores
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot "vegetarian and/or vegan"

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And store cheese has really low lactose!

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    Enby Lindor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who is lactose intolerant, I can confirm this

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with coeliac: Can I just spend the next few hours rolling around clutching my stomach in agony because of so many people jumping on the Gluten free bandwagon for no reason are ruining life for me?

    Eastendbird
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with coeliac - why in holy hell would you deprive yourself of proper bread if you don't have to?

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    kath morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intolerance is not the same as allergies! I can take a risk sometimes and it won’t put me in the hospital.

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. I developed a real allergy as an adult and was shocked and disappointed to discover I can't do this with something that could actually end me. Smh.

    24 steps to hell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then add "I'll regret this later, but enjoy it now. No one come over to the house"

    Toothless Feline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because lactose intolerance is not an allergy and can be pre-treated with Lactaid.

    killjoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cant handle dairy but i love it

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the time cheese has little lactose, plus you often don't get as serious symptoms and it definitely doesn't cause the internal trauma that gluten can to coeliacs.

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    killjoy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had to sleep sitting up the other night cuz I couldn't go to sleep another way

    HighDesertArtist
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, nose strips! They saved my life. They’ll save yours too!

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    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got covid almost three weeks ago. Had to sit up to sleep due to not able to breathe laying down. This lasted nearly two weeks.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good old nasal spray will help every time!!

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem is, you can't use them long term or they'll stop working or start to give you nose bleeds etc. The instructions are a couple of weeks at a stretch max

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    Rachael
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pinch your nose in the middle of your bridge it helps!

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thne the clogged one clears and the other gets clogged.

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s me day in and out. Fed up buying stuff to clear my nose it only works for short periods. Fugg what a discussion

    lwolf1952
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually it's my right one that decides to slam shut. A little shot of nasal spray does the trick.

    Eunice Bentley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or when you walk into a rather niceish restaurant. Whoops .

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    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The struggle is real. Especially if there is a sleeping cat on your chest

    Cat Palmer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm typing this at 10am, sitting on the bed with one of the cats wrapped around my leg - every time I move he digs his claws in as a warning to stay still, so I guess I'm stuck here. 🤷‍♂️

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    Bidango Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... but, also ... what is actually happening in the photo????? 😬

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually this is when I throw my shoulder out.

    Richard Nichols
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the actual story is behind this picture.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The color matches whats often left of the room too ❤️

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is his room in an old timey asylum?

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    Mimi M
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just want a car that's non digitized. Aka, not smart. Aka dumb.

    Rachel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my head the 80s were twenty years ago, so this tracks.

    steve g
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - in my head a 20 year old car is a Cozzy, Escort or Capri :D

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    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people who believe in planned obsolescence (of cars anyway), I remember when a 12-year-old car would necessarily be an inoperably rusted away bucket of bolts. Now, I've got a pair of 20-year-old cars in my driveway, and the mechanic just shakes his head in disgust when an alternator goes bad.

    A Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *my brain referencing the car from The Flintstones

    Sky Render
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It gets worse. Almost no cars past about 2002 have lifting door handles; they're all the horizontal bar type past that point. So a 20-year-old car looks newer than even that!

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, both of those are "modern" and I want nothing to do with either of them.

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cars, phones, computers, and video games make me feel hella old lol

    George Costanza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Visually the Taurus aged pretty well. It was a Ford so literally it probably aged like milk and fell apart in 5-6 years. But the design still looks decent.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a Taurus once. That’s when I learned about vapour lock

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to worry about this if you are a responsible pet owner and spay/neuter your pets.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's at least the one pic of a spayed cat coming in with an adopted kitten doing rounds on the net

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    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are all spayed/neutered. My little turd just sneaks out when the front door is open and then sits on the back step and screams until somebody lets him in

    Wes Ouzts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vets in Florida charge $300 - $500 for spaying. SPCA Florida - Cats $150 , Dogs $204 - $322. Luckily mine were spayed 12 & 165 years ago.

    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cat was spayed 165 years ago? I would have though the cost would go up since then.😂

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    killjoy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friend has a cat who ran away for a couple of days and came back w kitties

    kittylexy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had one that came back with another full grown cat. And a stray that literally dropped her kids off with us when they were 4 months.

    Kyllein MacKellerann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puss-in-Boots introduces the three Mouse-keteers.

    Bongokittycat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see puss in boots I upvote! Love that brain cell! 😍

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    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day, as soon as I sit down. Hell, as soon as I get in the car

    MargyB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my boss if I could go home early at 2.30, she said go home now (1.30). Yaaaay!

    Karri Berkowitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: can I leave early. Boss: y? Me: I don't want to be here. Boss: Fair, me either so no

    Lil Miss Hobbit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me yesterday. They thought I was going to my second job...nope, I just went home.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss is having a worse time, and also has to deal with you.

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    Brenda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only discovered my late husband played it when I was going through his phone after he passed. He always ragged on me about my games! 😆

    A Corny Bard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s cute! I’m sorry for your loss though.

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    VNES101
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter said "people still play that?" I'm embarrassed to say we do.

    Lisa T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Candy Crush is my dirty little secret

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    I_need_a_nap.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad once got mad at me because I answered the phone in .02 seconds, I don’t think my family understands that I am never busy.

    UKDeek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the crested gecko in the photo!

    Lynette Hannan (Lyn)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1st time I moved out to about 4 blocks away (late 80's), a month goes by and need to call home. I pick up the phone ready to dial and Mum starts talking to me. The phone hadn't rung! I hadn't dialed! MUM HADN'T DIALED EITHER!!! I figured that perhaps we'd picked up our handsets at exactly the same moment and it glitched the system into connecting us, maybe. The town was about 8000 in population, not really big or small either way. I sometimes wonder who got billed for it, but the bills weren't as itemised in those days as they are now.

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have my phone in my pocket, can take it out fast and I learned to type before I learned how to write by hand - any more questions?

    Jax Fyvie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like literally same bro we would get along lmao🤣

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    Kathrin Pukowsky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's just a joke, but I took the time to think about it and it's fairly simple. It would have been hard for our ancestors to miss the fact that new mothers produce milk. Observing the animals around them would've informed them that other mammals do that, too. You can even come up with a tragic story of a mother dying in childbirth, and her tribe going "Whaddowedo?" and catching a goat with a kid.

    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, let's be honest, with seeing mothers breastfeeding all the time, breasts just wouldn't have been fetishised and sexualised in the way they are in some societies now.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah everyone makes fun of that person, but think about it: Without such curiosity we wouldn't have cheese!

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Frenchman who first thought a snail was edible was the strangest. I believe he tried a slug first, but he put salt on it, so...

    ucp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’ve been eaten in Africa and other places for many thousands of years. There is evidence of giant snails being eaten 170k years ago, in the now South Africa. The Romans brought them to Britain, and they have been known colloquially as wallfish. I love escargots in butter.

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the dude following the first chicken around saying I am going to eat the first thing that falls out it's butt!!

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most animals learn what is safe to eat by watching what others eat. It’s not news

    Gia SDP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this pertains to eggs, too. Who first took a look at a chicken laying an egg and thought 'hey let me try that'?? Presumably from seeing other animals eat other animals' eggs.

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    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. That's kind of magnificent.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And here we see a man who has acheved his Silver back - status. It is more rare in the human speicies,, but it is just as prominent in the landskape when we do finally see it. Lets move a little closer".

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh goodness me, I thought it was an angora jumper...

    Socks Thecate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old school Granpa ain't got no shame.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could scrub your grill on that.

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this guy to craw around under my furniture and clean up all the dust bunnies under there.

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    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relate to this on a spiritual level.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow how you keep from messing up the covers pal, sure you not dead?

    VNES101
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That 10 minute snooze period between alarms is he best.

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    Dudley2348
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell they were real friends because they didn't block yo a**

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are going to unfriend them and find out they've unfriended you first.

    Beansie-never-visited-me-once
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't use Facebook so I am not sure. Does this mean you never bothered to add them as a friend or that they 'unfriended' you?

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    Jeremy James
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The exhaustion when you call on a holiday and they say, "Let me pass you around."

    Ben Aziza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh goooodd. I am legit avoiding going back to my OG country because of this exact thing. I dont wanna entertain the 12th second cousin i have met for 20 seconds in my entire life...

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    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or coming back home when you've had to go out amongst humans.

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    Mez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hope he collected all the nails afterwards, wont want to accidentally step on those!

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody want to know why he's doing that? Well, I'll tell you anyway. He was showing that the measurement of a coastline can vary enormously depending on how closely you measure it. If you think of measuring the distance between two towns, for example, you could use a map and a piece of string for a flat measurement (the 'as the crow flies' distance' or you could measure it on the ground so that every rise and fall of the land increases the distance compared to the flat-line measurement. He's doing the same thing, but following the shape of the coastline at the scale of the contours formed by the water line at low tide. The closer together he puts the nails, the more accurate the contour line will be and so the greater the length of the coastline.

    Ariom Dahl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, mate, you canoot stop the waves like that.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's a thin layer of sand over the bedrock, yes.

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    Ben Aziza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people start removing user reviews it is simply because they don't want you to be able to chose what you want to watch. Same with the new search system of Youtube. It is the advertisers that matter most. If a person can pick the videos Then how in the hell can the ad agencies BE SURE the underage kids will watch Logan Paul promoting bitcoin gambling to them?

    Littlemiss
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave Homer the tip

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Set down to put on socks, wake up 3 hours later

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time, I woke up, fed my cat, showered, got dressed for work and then... opened my eyes again. I was still naked in bed. The whole thing had been a dream. It was very disorienting.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute, but you have rain all the time without thunder.

    Toasted Applesauce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THUNDER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN IT'S RAIIINING

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that fart could also be a "Shart", never trust a fart!!

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thunder could sport some hail so be careful!

    les
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unless your male and over 40 when it becomes a smelly game of russian roulette.....

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma-ia-hii, ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo, ma-ia-haa Ma-ia-hii, ma-ia-huu Ma-ia-hoo, ma-ia-haa

    GoodWolf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presto Presto noma noma Hey! Noma noma Hey! Nimanomanomahey

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    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i read this out loud and my chair started to levitate

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor graphic design aside, who the Hell needs signs on the wall to remind them how to breathe?

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    Nicola Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one place I worked I bought a card for a leaver that said. Goodluck, I've been telling everyone you're off to follow your dream as a porn star. You have to know your audience.

    Greg Baughman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago, I opened my own shop (long story.... not still open.... but I digress) I actually had my ex-boss (down the street) come into my shop, and tell me he hoped it failed because he needed me back. When the shop failed (not my fault... had a partner who pulled the rug out from under me) I said f**k it and left town.

    Joseph Dixon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me at work, not even having left.

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow they really hate you for some reason, maybe they can't do the job without you there.

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freud: I will never understand women. Me: Did you ever try asking them? So, BF, try asking your gf what she's pissed about.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention sh!tting in your shoes when you annoy them.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would bypass that and go straight for the cat if its like that. At least they try to cummunicate, even when they are mad 🥰

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    Michelle C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me to a T....and when someone says something about it I yell "I'M ON VACATION!!!"

    VNES101
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Effing Catalina Wine Mixer!

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like a 6 AM beer when you're cruising out of the marina on your way out to go fishing. It can be a spiritual experience.

    Pixie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 4 o'clock somewhere !

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    Rocket Surgeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For variety I used to write all 20 lines one letter at a time. "I, I, I, I, I, ... W, W, W, W, W.... i, i, i, i, i...

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is not allowed, you have to do it the real way" is what I was told the only time I was given this punishment but did it like you said 😆

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to wrap two pencils together with a rubber band to write two lines at once.

    Justapanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Spanish teacher last year made us write a word and translation 1000 times if we got it wrong.

    Brenda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to write "I will not disturb other students when I finish my work." I was in 2nd grade. 😄 They finally started sending me to the library to read and write reports. Or to the kindergarten & 1st grade classes to help the teachers, just to keep me busy. And I had to write "I will not talk in class." until i was in 4th grade! 😆

    Wonderful
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents had, "I will not cuss. It is not nice." 250 times for the first time, 500 for the 2nd, and 1000 for the 3rd. Then add 1000 for every bad word after. I didn't cuss as a kid but I'm basically a cussing sailor now. Oh well. Oh we also had, "I will not miss the bus" I had to write that one quite a few times :p

    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CtrlC, CtrlV, CtrlV, CtrlV, CtrlV, CtrlV

    Brenda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, no cell phones or computers back then, unfortunately 😕

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    Skip62
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once. But I added Lucy's line from Peanuts and wrote "who knows what I'll do." I didn't get in trouble for it, I have to assume the teacher didn't look at it at all.😏

    Dudley2348
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When that was done the teacher used to hit me as well.

    killjoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom used to make me do these haha

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    Nonna_SoF
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a teacher who accidentally did this to a lion. He had pictures to prove it.

    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They get back at you by pissing in your hand.

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    studies and soulmate don't belong in the same sentence

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then your brain matures at age 25. So, contrary to popular belief, Leonardo DiCaprio's doesn't dump his girlfriends, they dump him before they turn 25.

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF BPs? This down-voting is seriously toxic! Downvotes exist to censor inappropriate content. And by that, I mean ads and harassment, not political viewpoints you dislike.

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My soulmate was my last dog. But some idiot Christian told me dogs don't have souls.

    Ria C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fixed your downvote. Because someone of the faith said the same to me and my husband on separate occasions.

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    CD Mills
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met mine at 14, married him at 18, and lost him six months after our 44th Anniversary, which was 2 years ago last month. We were polar opposites in so many areas but somehow, it just worked.

    Mimi M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so sorry for your loss. I hope you will still feel his presence with you in some way.

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    Mimi M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was true, and he turned out to be very abusive.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met my wife online when I was 22, and didn't meet her in person until I was almost 30. So nope.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did and we have been married 44 years now!!!

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    Barbara Wilcock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random dog chat. How old? Name? What do you feed him? End of chat

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the name of every dog that mine plays with when I walk him. The owners' names? Erm...that one's Bobo's man, that one is Nova's woman.....

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and I just found out Murphy's person hasn't been well

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    Kilgore-V
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mirror is very clean for a pizza box journey

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doll house patio table they put in the middle of the pizza probably helped.

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    Bored Retsuko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened. Surely every pizza place has adhesive mirrors at hand, just for this specific case.

    Katja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the lids that cover to-go pasta dishes, pretty cute idea :)

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    Kiss Army
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wrote "smile" on it... haha!!

    Dudley2348
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They mixed this order with the one who ordered a "Coke".

    Nadira Abdulla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That mirror must have a laminating effect where everything slides of the surface.

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    Mamza Paulse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, its just a joke its funny

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a selfdeprecating joke. They are saying : if you get better, i dont deserve you". Then rhey have a stroke, because of karma 😂

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    Joseph Dixon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't look good in pictures or real life, so I avoid them completely!

    The Other Ben
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also try to avoid real life...that's why I'm scrolling BP

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    CD Mills
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not comfortable in front of a camera, I've always been the one behind it. I feel awkward so I always look awkward.

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You a dog?? how you take pics with your paws??

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    Data1001
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just millennials, alas.

    SnootWaggling Fox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Housing market crashes often come with high interest rates for mortgages, so if not planning to buy largely in cash, this strategy may not work so well :(

    Becky Samuel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the housing market crashes, the economy crashes with it and millenials get even farther away from being able to afford housing. When property prices in China fell by just a few percent due to excessive building and oversupply it caused a recession. A drop of 20% would cause an economic depression that a country might take decades to recover from.

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    I_need_a_nap.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d be down below like “Well, that wasn’t supposed to happen.”

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you marry an old man for his money, why would you be UP in the clouds?

    Sharkfin6
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, my problems are over whether he passed first or I did so.....W.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Figured out I'm getting older. Left a full shift at 830 pm, intending to drive 14 hrs to N Car. Got as far as S WV, needed a cat nap. Something about seeing the sun again without sleep does it every time.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, who does that face look like.. I think kids show, but Im not sure I cant be the only one who sees it 😄

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    Maude Lin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf kind of horrific world have we agreed is fine to live in? Time to revolt. Everything is awful.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even sleeping 4 hrs after shift on Friday morning, you are still exhausted.

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    Sentina in the swamp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In certain households (im Mexican) you throw on whatever shoes are closest to the door to help get the groceries when your parent gets home with them. Doesnt matter whos they are or if they fit. You just grab and go.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks better than with sandals

    Bored Retsuko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems dangerous. (Would have more grip without socks.)

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever had a problem with any man in "womens" clothes, it would be how everyone looks better than me 😄

    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago

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    Soddam and Gomorrah all over again

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! No! No! But also quite clever.

    whodunnitfan2013
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: They're brother and sister.

    Sawdust
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her: "What do you mean faked?"

    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I faked a hen night to get into a club free

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    Lilybdcsa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we were dating, my boyfriend failed to kiss me goodbye in the morning. I cried for hours thinking it was over. We've now been married for 45 years.

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me explaining how to make sure the caption matches the meme.

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    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys do this weird trick: they say the name of the person they're talking to to give the other guy a chance to tune in to what they're saying. They might even add an extra nonsense syllable, like "Hey" or "Yo." As in "Hey, Bob! Would you..."

    TribbleThinking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there's absolute truth in this. I'm going to try it. 🙂

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    MalibuClassicMan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    called stealing regardless!! could cost you your job too.

    Zephyr
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT GOES OVER!!, WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS!!.......... WHY!!

    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was staying in an Airbnb in Edinburgh and I stole a roll like this from Edinburgh zoo saved us having to buy some.

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    Beansie-never-visited-me-once
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second someone uses that word in a non-biological discussion, I immediately delete them from my brain.

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    killjoy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the picture has me cracking up hahaha

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    Emie N.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can...... girls and women play video games too.

    Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to statistics, women play videogames pretty much as much as men. When the industry started, they decided to put videogames on the boys aisle just because, it wasn't planned

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And look how society has latched onto it being "for boys" since. It's almost like kids can and will play with whatever is available and society decides in denial of this fact what's "meant for" what gender...

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    Owen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are already hundreds of options...

    Roxie Carter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, join my imaginary mahjong group!

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they do. Good for his self esteem. If you can't trust him, shouldn't be with him

    Yelenda Lawrence-Tahir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re still making jokes about girls being jealous ? That’s getting old 🥱

    ucp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife once got mad at me because of the woman gazing into my eyes. I was being fitted for spectacles!

    MalibuClassicMan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be happy you have him and they don't!! and think nanna nanna boo boo!!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. And I should jolly well hope they do , because he's a very dapper chap.

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once waved at a neighbor and my then-girfriend gave me grief about it for three days.

    Pandemonium
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my ex-'s problem. I think she's happier now with that ugly guy with the gray hairy back

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