50 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter Recently, They Took Over The Internet

BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago

It's funny, in my country I am seen as a conservative. But when I'm in the USA I'm a radical leftist.

11points

Corvus 11 months ago

Yikes, what a radicalized zealot! I weep for those poor oil company CEO's.

10points

Orysha 11 months ago

And you're not in jail? Lucky you.

7points

Khavrinen 11 months ago

Not in jail *yet*...

6points

PhaseWitFact 11 months ago

Thus is true, not funny.

4points

Dan Holden 11 months ago

It's funny because it's true

5points

Robert Beveridge 11 months ago

This is the future liberals want

4points

nottheactualphoto 11 months ago

Obviously you are all the liberals, because you know what all the liberals want.

0points

April Pickett 11 months ago

Oh my, a traitor to this country with your liberal, "woke" views. You, of course, will be arrested, jailed, and railroaded. You will be called a traitor and they may try to revoke your citizenship and boot you out of the country. It could happen you know. With a felon in the White House, anything is possible for the next 4 years.

2points

April Pickett 10 months ago

I agree.

1point

Robert Millar 11 months ago

Hanging's too good for 'em. Just ignore 'em. That'll show 'em.

0points

Montanavanna 11 months ago

How about we add this one. We don't break our children and feed them to monsters.

-1point

BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago

Yes. We shouldn't feed children to monsters. Luckily we don't have a blight of child eating monsters on this planet. But should we colonize a planet where these do exist, I will support this as a political priority.

8points

NBH 11 months ago

And genocide is not self-defense 🤡

-2points

#2

Tweet by a woman humorously discussing her partner sending flowers for the anniversary of a shoe-throwing incident.

Final score:

185points

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Annabelle 11 months ago

That's because it's not nonsense to him. 😊

53points

BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago

Yep, that's a good man

8points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

That was HILARIOUS! He's an idiot but has good reflexes.

9points

Jayjay 11 months ago

That is a keeper :)

7points

Panda Bear 11 months ago

Marry him

4points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 11 months ago

Marry him. If ur already married, remarry him.

3points

Wait...What? 10 months ago

Her shirt though

1point

Marno C. 11 months ago

YES! It SHOULD be a holiday.

1point

Rebecca McManus 10 months ago

Definitely a keeper

0points

JP Purves 10 months ago

This guy is a keeper!

0points

Janice Sanz 10 months ago

Good guy!

0points

#3

Tweet humorously comparing Jurassic Park sequels to real-life decisions, showcasing funny posts by women.

Final score:

154points

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Nils Skirnir 11 months ago

We’re definitely giving feudalism a repeat

43points

Rosecrucian Roeth 11 months ago

Welcome to the reinstatement of the robber barons...............

10points

Michael Largey 11 months ago

We're in a "Make Raptors Great Again" era.

9points

Feathered Dinosaur 11 months ago

Finally our time has come

1point

Robert Beveridge 11 months ago

The dinosaurs are already loose. Just hoping not too many of us end up like Sam Jackson.

8points

Nikole 10 months ago

I’m firmly holding onto my butt, however, I fear that action won’t be enough.

0points

Montanavanna 11 months ago

Yes! If it didn't work last year or the year before or the year before then more of it next year will also, not work. Thopposite of the corporate model is a tribal one. People work together to make a living with an equitable distribution of resources and assets. We can make our business models tribal, it can be done. Think about what your industry would look like if it took on a tribal way. To phase out corporations we must do something entirely different. It can be done.

3points

BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago

It's funny, but I think for most people it's easier to imagine the end of the world, than it is to imagine a world without Capitalism. I love where you're going, I just don't know how you will get there.

6points

Montanavanna 11 months ago

You are correct. People have a very hard time imagining what that looks like or how to get there. I think we are ready for that shift. Daniel Quinn has a set of books that taught me about all of this. Ishmael will awaken you and you will never see our world the same again. The Story of B will get your to see the power in your role of sharing this message. Beyond Civilization outlines what we can actually do. For us, in this moment of time we need messengers to spread the awareness that there is a different way we can be. Awareness is a river and we are the flood. You, BeesEelsAndPups, are now part of that flood. It is too late for the corporate puppet masters. The contagion is spreading. Good news, we are not humanity. We are the descendants of the culture of maximum harm that started some 10k years ago. We, are much much older than that and we were not always like this.

3points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Ah, what the hell. How bad could it be?

3points

Sue User 11 months ago

Buckle up buckaroo.

4points

While these posts highlight the fun and witty side of women, it’s worth noting that humor often comes from a place of resilience. Women joke about life, and their quirks, and even make fun of themselves, but behind the laughs, there are still significant issues that need attention.

Lack of education is one such issue. Even today, in many parts of the world, women and girls are denied the right to an education. Whether that’s due to poverty, cultural norms, or a lack of resources, countless women miss out on opportunities simply because they’re not allowed to learn.

#4

Tweet by a woman humorously suggesting a national quiet day where everyone is silent for 24 hours.

Final score:

150points

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Nina 11 months ago

How about weekly?

47points

Patricia Richardson 11 months ago

or longer lol ….

3points

Corvus 11 months ago

Trump would have a heart attack on the 2nd hour.

12points

Nikole 10 months ago

First hour. So let’s do it!

1point

James016 11 months ago

Just the one day?

5points

Multa Nocte Premium 11 months ago

I could get behind that.

5points

Michael Largey 11 months ago

Or we could have the BP version. Half of what everyone says disappears behind a paywall.

4points

Multa Nocte Premium 11 months ago

Ha! Just choked on my drink!

3points

Karri Berkowitz 11 months ago

It won’t matter they will still have the volume all the way up on their phones for everyone to hear.

3points

Deborah 11 months ago

Phones banned that day except for 911 calls.

2points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

I vote for 100 .

2points

Rick 10 months ago

How about in addition to a dry January we also have no social media February?

1point

Chilli 9 months ago

there's a Hindu holiday in Indonesia called Nyepi where everyone has to be quiet, keep their lights off, stay at home and minimize screen usage so evil spirits think that country is empty and don't wreak havoc. The night before, there are parades with big statues (Ogah Ogah's) which are left around just in case any evil spirits do come and need to be scared off.

0points

Janice Sanz 10 months ago

Please

0points

#5

Tweet by a woman humorously questioning the color of red onions.

Final score:

148points

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Dragon mama 11 months ago

I am with the OP and willing to die on this hill

52points

Jayjay 11 months ago

Most men are (partially) color blind, however, they usually get the honor of giving stuff names :).

5points

Skip62 11 months ago

And green grapes are not white.

5points

Ola Polowczyk 11 months ago

And white wine is clearly yellow

4points

Pandora 11 months ago

In the old days the purple skins from the onion were used to make red dyes, hence the name.

3points

Kat 11 months ago

Red cabbage is certainly not red. And if you add an acid or base it's even less so ...

3points

Michael Largey 11 months ago

Theyre call purple onions in many parts of the world. In the US, we're just avoiding confusion with that San Francisco night club.

3points

Nikole 10 months ago

And Zach Galifianakis did a show there!

0points

James016 11 months ago

Truth.

1point

Jean Alexander 10 months ago

I can only envision a red onion literally f-g a big blob of purple.

0points

April Pickett 11 months ago

Too funny.

0points

pipboo 11 months ago

Yes, red cabage too!

0points

CP 11 months ago

But they are more red than regular onions.

0points

Michael Largey 11 months ago

But more purple as well.

0points

#6

Funny post by a woman joking about airport security and baggage claim chaos.

Final score:

131points

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Kirsten Kerkhof 11 months ago

And if you're not brave enough to pick one while other passengers are still waiting, go for a belt that has lonely suitcases just going round and round. Not that I'm brave enough to do even that, but it's not like the thought hasn't crossed my mind ...

20points

Adrian 11 months ago

This has always bothered me. Occasionally there's someone checking tags but not often.

3points

Pencil 11 months ago

Do they still even give tags? Last few times I flew they didn't. But, idk, 20 or 30 years ago, there were workers checking every claim ticket for every bag. I was shocked the first time I didn't get one. I still think it's bizarre.

1point

Another pervasive issue women face is the stigma surrounding menstruation. Despite being a natural biological process, it is often shrouded in taboo and silence. This leaves countless women and girls without proper resources, education, or support, forcing them to navigate these challenges in isolation.

Menstrual stigma often stems from cultural and societal biases, which frame menstruation as something shameful or abnormal. This perception can marginalize those who menstruate, perpetuating a cycle of misinformation, exclusion, and limited access to essential hygiene products and facilities.

#7

Tweet humorously illustrating punctuation importance.

Final score:

125points

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Multa Nocte Premium 11 months ago

OK. This one I really like.

28points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

How was it prepared?

10points

Giulia Fortunati 11 months ago

Is it bad that, reading "colon", I immediately thought about the body part and not the ":"?

6points

Pandarosa 11 months ago

Not at all lol

2points

CP 11 months ago

Works with a period too!

6points

Matt Du 11 months ago

Would probably pair well with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

5points

Adrian 11 months ago

LOL, didn't see that coming!

2points

Tracy 10 months ago

Punctuation, it’s important.

0points

Jessi Lovely 10 months ago

Ha nice one 😝

0points

Harry Gondalf 10 months ago

ROTFL. Reminds me of the importance of capitalization: "I helped Uncle Jack off the horse."

0points

nottheactualphoto 11 months ago

That's excellent.

0points

#8

Screenshot of a tweet by a woman humorously calling her dog to see squirrels on a fence.

Final score:

125points

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Daria 11 months ago

my cat gets the same about pigeons

30points

eloop 11 months ago

for my cat its the large lizards that roam the backyard

3points

MotherRobinson Premium 11 months ago

My cat it's pretty much any random bird out the window.

1point

Jan Moore 10 months ago

We have squirrels that run on our kitchen table window. Our cat has just discovered them. The first interaction was tense but the squirrels have discovered that Teddy can't get them so they get up there just to taunt him.

0points

Nikole 10 months ago

One of my cats loves squirrels so this post is on brand (but with a cat).

0points

Teutonic Disaster 11 months ago

We don't just wanna "see this". We wanna KILL IT!! - my 😼😼

4points

Ms.GB 11 months ago

There was a really brave or really stupid squirrel in the park last week. It was huge and it kept getting closer and closer to my dog and staring him down like it was mocking him.

2points

HardBoiledBlonde 11 months ago

My pupper is now more obsessed with an Opossum then the squirrels. Opossum are exceedingly weird but they eat ticks.

1point

Nikole 10 months ago

They are! I kinda love them though.

0points

Lost Penny 10 months ago

I literally did this 5 minutes ago 🤣

0points

Deborah 11 months ago

This is perfectly normal.

0points

#9

Tweet by a woman humorously stating her "new hobby" is just buying stuff.

Final score:

123points

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TTorrest Author 11 months ago

Mom?

26points

keyboardtek 11 months ago

I absolutely hate shopping. The stress of doing internet research before I buy something to be sure I am getting a reliable product has become exhausting.

2points

Twanny 73 11 months ago

Oh my goodness i can relate to this.

2points

Nikole 10 months ago

Might I, as a woman in her 40s, mention the Barbie phase I went through maybe a year and a half before the movie came out and is unrelated to it? I bought an “apartment” that folds up into like a carrying case, 4 Barbies from various years, and one Ken. Also spent way too much on outfits for them. Oh Nikole…

0points

sbj 11 months ago

Same here

1point

Cynthia Marrs Premium 10 months ago

And we have lots of stuff!

0points

Jan Moore 10 months ago

Same, I think something looks fun and easy for me, I get all the stuff and now I can't find it.

0points

veveve 11 months ago

thats it, thats your hobby, buying stuffs

0points

In the workplace, the gender pay gap remains a stark reality. Many women have spoken up about being paid less than their male counterparts for the same roles and responsibilities, highlighting how far we still need to go to achieve workplace equality.

#10

Tweet by a woman humorously declining an invitation, citing darkness, astigmatism, and lack of desire.

Final score:

117points

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Multa Nocte Premium 11 months ago

This.

15points

Deborah 11 months ago

Absolutely this.

3points

Danielle 11 months ago

I always hated driving at night and I only learned very recently that other people can see just fine and I actually have an astigmatism. I thought it looked like that to everyone. Reason 125 that I stopped driving.

6points

Robert Beveridge 11 months ago

Been told cataract surgery will get rid of most/all of the night blindness. Will report back in ten days (plus recovery time, I assume).

5points

Dill 11 months ago

Friend of mine has just had hers done - she was pretty good within a week, seeing better, but it can take 3 to 10 weeks to get the full benefits of the op and to see as clearly as you are going to. They'll tell you all this, of course. Just hope having a heads-up is helpful. Good luck and enjoy the better vision.

6points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

I promised my dog we'd hang out.

5points

Michael Largey 11 months ago

And if you don't have astigmatism, borrow some.

4points

Nadine Debard 11 months ago

I'll share with whomever wants some...

0points

MotherRobinson Premium 11 months ago

Too damn dark too soon

1point

nottheactualphoto 11 months ago

...what with being near the winter solstice here in the northern hemisphere. Happens every year.

0points

Angelina Petrich 11 months ago

so true its Hard driving at night for me

1point

Robin Roper 11 months ago

I'm in my upper 60's and have known I've had astigmatism since I was about 7. I only recently learned astigmatism is reason the reason headlights and other lights in the nighttime look like starts. No one every told me this was a thing caused by astigmatism.

0points

Kare Deter 10 months ago

I have corneal dystrophy. Driving at night is like looking through a kaleidoscope.

0points

#11

Tweet about the unspoken grief of not becoming a grandparent, highlighting funny posts by women.

Final score:

114points

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Syrah 11 months ago

My son and his partner don't want kids, and do you know what I said? Absolutely nothing as it's nothing to to with me.

102points

Dill 11 months ago

Good for you. You aren't alone, but you might not be in the majority!

10points

keyboardtek 11 months ago

I hesitate to tell my daughter that having kids is a really bad idea because it might give her the impression that we really did not like parenting her.

5points

April Pickett 11 months ago

With all that you've been through raising your son, you have learned the most important lesson. He's an adult now and it's none of your business what he does.

2points

Dee Rutherford 10 months ago

👏👏👏👏

0points

Talis 10 months ago

I'd (or I'll?) say "Alright, it's your choice and your choice only. I love you nevertheless."

0points

Dragon mama 11 months ago

It's an unspoken grief for me personally. I have three children and have told every single one of them I fully support their choice if they want to be childless and would actually recommend it because it's a terrible world out there and getting worse.

18points

Annabelle 11 months ago

Jfc.

18points

Multa Nocte Premium 11 months ago

Seriously.

2points

Spidercat 11 months ago

Beìng a grandparent is not an automatic right. Having children is a personal choice and parents of children who wish to remain childless should respect that choice. Also, you cannot grieve for something you never had. What they mean is "I'm upset you didn't make the same choices I did." Well folks, the older generation fücked up the world. Don't blame us if we don't want to create new witnesses to the tragedy.

16points

Kathy L 11 months ago

100%

3points

Multa Nocte Premium 11 months ago

Can't wait for it all to hit you when YOU become the "older generation" and get accused of fücking up the world. 😂 Keep this in mind, childling, for when you grow older.

0points

Teutonic Disaster 11 months ago

Mom, Dad, it's because you and your friends keep voting for people who are pro-life - right until the moment of birth... 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

13points

Ms.GB 11 months ago

Let's say it again all together now "Children don't owe you anything."

8points

Michael Largey 11 months ago

I think of the many, many things I owed my parents and have to disagree. Better to say "Children don't owe you everything you'd like."

8points

Betsy S 11 months ago

Honestly, if I had to do it over again, knowing then what the world would look like now, I would not have had them either.

6points

BookFanatic 11 months ago

I told my mother that the only grandchild she was going to get from me would be furry and have four legs and a tail. It took the poor woman about 30 seconds to realize what I meant. Lol

5points

Deborah 11 months ago

My mom called my first dog her granddog, long before she had any real grandkids. She continued to refer to my dogs as her granddogs.

9points

Seán Baron Premium 11 months ago

Boo fücking hoo.

3points

Khavrinen 11 months ago

"A growing number of Americans cannot F***ing afford to have children, even if they wanted them."

2points

#12

Screenshot of a funny post by a woman, sharing a humorous insult about someone being called a bungalow.

Final score:

108points

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TTorrest Author 11 months ago

SPOON is my favorite British insult. (The most useless tool in the drawer)

22points

Seán Baron Premium 11 months ago

Any utensil, household appliance or object is a perfect insult. Especially if they follow “You absolute…”. Works every time. For example, You absolute mop bucket.

13points

Panda McPandaface 11 months ago

I'm British and I have literally never heard 'spoon' used as an insult. A spoon is also about the most versatile and useful item of kitchenware.

8points

Kaedyn Walsh 11 months ago

So without spoons, how do you eat soup? Pudding? Ice cream? Stirring a drink or anything else? Eat cereal? Etc.

8points

Jayjay 11 months ago

or an acronym for Stupid People On Our Network

3points

keyboardtek 11 months ago

I don't know about that. The knife that has no serrated edge is really only good to spread butter and noting else.

2points

Octopus Lasers 11 months ago

Plus it hurts more.

1point

Deborah 11 months ago

I have to remember these, it will be so confusing to other people.

1point

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

The Brits are freakish aren't they?

1point

Charlie the Cat 11 months ago

Yes... Yes we are 🤪

11points

UKGrandad 11 months ago

Not all Brits. Some of us are just odd.

3points

Panda Bear 11 months ago

Yes, but in a fun way

2points

Rebecca McManus 10 months ago

Not sure our talent for insults is limited to the colour of our skin.

0points

Joshua David 10 months ago

First thought was "bunghole!"

0points

Michael Largey 11 months ago

Americans didn't quite get the Beatles song "The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill" when it came out.

0points

Gender inequality isn’t limited to pay. Women often face limited opportunities for leadership positions or decision-making roles. This imbalance extends to politics, corporate offices, and even creative fields.

#13

Funny post by a woman joking about life goals shifting from career dreams to growing cherry tomatoes as one gets older.

Final score:

108points

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Nils Skirnir 11 months ago

To successfully digest a cherry tomato

60points

Armac Armac Premium 11 months ago

The reflux is not worth it

3points

Russ Kincade 10 months ago

I used to be the same way. Started fermenting my own yogurt. Took a while, but definitely a game changer.

1point

Kris 11 months ago

😭

0points

Kate Jones 11 months ago

Goals: Try to get up from bed without making any noise. Shave legs this week. Cough hard without worrying I'm gonna pee. Get on my hands and knees to clean without needing to call an ambulance to try and get me back up. Bend my knees without hearing creaking. Not wonder if every pain is a heart attack. To not accidentally click on a loud tiktok video that blows my eardrums out. To not be asked to use my phone to log into a website for once. To find a movie that doesn't have a disappointing ending as I'm convinced every movie now is just setting up a sequel.

5points

Nikole 10 months ago

Eh, screw shaving the legs.

1point

Sue 11 months ago

I planted a tomato plant 2.5 years ago. They died. Next summer they were blooming all over the yard with tiny grape size or smaller tomatoes. Very sweet. I saw a few starting to sprout the other day. We call them zombie tomatoes.

3points

Ripley 11 months ago

The most successful tomatoes we've ever grown were from the slice of tomato yeeted from his sandwich by a builder working on our extension.

3points

Ponypower 11 months ago

I am now unironicly looking for cute tea cosy knitting patterns. I don't remember turning in to this kind of homebody responseable adult yet here we are

1point

Tonyah Mcanelly 10 months ago

To sucessfully get up from sitting on the floor with a plan B

0points

#14

Funny post by a woman joking about the time spent on a bottle of wine, saying 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Final score:

108points

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TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago

Sounds chill, they usually contain only 700ml and it's not hard to chug that down within 5 minutes

19points

Marcellus II 11 months ago

Somebody has been stealing 50ml from every bottle you've ever drunk then.

3points

April Pickett 11 months ago

You need to buy the 1.5 liter bottle. That will get you through the evening.

1point

Nikole 10 months ago

Hope you like vomiting!

0points

Adrian 11 months ago

Ha, ha! Try the 1.5l bottles. Should last an hour.

5points

Scary Laugh 11 months ago

Rubbish - I used to do a yard of ale in less than 30 seconds. That's three pints* in case you weren't sure. *Proper pints too, not the smaller American pints.

2points

Nikole 10 months ago

That is far too much liquid for me to do in that short of a time.

0points

Catlady6000 11 months ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Moana Manana 11 months ago

I wonder what her username is, since it's censored. Or should I not ask?

0points

Catlady6000 11 months ago

Looks like t-itsonthebarbie. Idk why they would censor Australian cuisine

8points

#15

Funny post by woman humorously comparing Las Vegas to a complex, layered capitalist experience.

Final score:

107points

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Michelle Duerr 11 months ago

Capitalist turducken is now my new favorite phrase. Thank you.

57points

XenoMurph 11 months ago

what's an ucken?

3points

howdylee 11 months ago

upvote for turducken

6points

Kate Jones 11 months ago

hahahaha this is awesome. and true.

1point

Balancing work and life is another unique challenge many women face. Juggling careers, families, and personal goals can feel like an uphill battle. Interestingly, the pandemic has prompted more men to take on household responsibilities, easing some of the burden, but it’s still far from equal.

#16

Funny post by a woman about real body count measured by therapy.

Final score:

101points

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Matt Du 11 months ago

Not something to be proud of

31points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Depends on who they are.

11points

Nina 11 months ago

Men would still have a higher bodycount than women. Then again, men are usually the ones who need therapy the most but don't deem it necessary.

6points

Eevi 11 months ago

Well. At first, I think everyone should go to therapy to learn more about themselves. And second, I think that your influence in others is way less than you think, if you are not like a really bad person. You are not the main character in anyone elses life, so changes of you being the sole reason for another peoples therapy is not that high.

6points

Mariotevez 11 months ago

Accountability, it really is their kryptonite...

2points

Ryan jackson 11 months ago

My ex is named Katie and I couldn't have found this more funny

1point

Dee Rutherford 10 months ago

Katie is the name of my cat! 🤣

0points

keyboardtek 11 months ago

My mother in law's reason for living.

0points

Sara Shamsabadi 11 months ago

not enough

0points

#17

A tweet by a woman humorously questioning if anyone knows what to do in general, gaining wide engagement.

Final score:

100points

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sbj 11 months ago

I don't want to know because then maybe someone will expect me to do something

8points

Spidercat 11 months ago

No. Everyone from the Pope down is basically just blagging it and hoping for the best.

7points

Michael Largey 11 months ago

Stuff.

3points

Armac Armac Premium 11 months ago

I’ve been on this planet for 56 years and I have no idea what I’m doing

2points

Khavrinen 11 months ago

Nope, I've been faking it for the past fifty years. Poorly.

2points

Nikole 10 months ago

Same. But 44.

0points

Heidi Beck 11 months ago

Be self sufficient and happy, in that order

2points

Doc 10 months ago

I'm 74 and the real answer is no. It's like fake it till you make it some days.

0points

Lyone Fein 10 months ago

Lots of screaming is involved.

0points

Gogubaci 10 months ago

nope

0points

Luke Pavel 10 months ago

and don't think about it too much

0points

#18

Tweet by a woman humorously questioning if eating Pringles in bed on Friday is 'living my best life'.

Final score:

98points

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Susical 11 months ago

I think it does actually.

46points

Heidi Beck 11 months ago

You also need a Coke

5points

tw 72 10 months ago

..and a cat or dog

0points

Nikole 10 months ago

Or a beer or three

0points

Joshua Moore Premium 11 months ago

I was thinking the same 😁🤣

0points

BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago

I once started telling somebody a story "so I was sitting on my couch at night in the dark eating doritos" and they interrupted me to ask "are you okay?" NO I'M NOT OKAY?! Who is okay?

5points

James016 11 months ago

As long it is not the sour cream and chive Pringles.

2points

Otto Katz 11 months ago

Like eating an entire bag of Cheetos while watching an episode of X-Files you haven't seen before back in the day

1point

Meyrin 11 months ago

Yes

1point

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Actually, potato salad would be better.

1point

Tonyah Mcanelly 10 months ago

According to my step son it is .

0points

Jan Moore 10 months ago

I agree, but I don't think I'd eat them in bed. I can't stand crumbs.

0points

Jessi Lovely 10 months ago

Yes.

0points

Pregnancy discrimination is yet another issue. Many women report being passed over for promotions or even losing their jobs simply because they’re pregnant or are planning to have children. This unfair treatment discourages women from pursuing both career and family goals simultaneously

#19

Elegant cocktail resembling Beauty and the Beast's Lumière in a funny post by a woman.

Final score:

96points

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Family's_disappointment 11 months ago

Oh my!!!!!! I love the design

27points

Jayjay 11 months ago

Yeah, want!

1point

Catmom 11 months ago

I just looked at it and it broke.

6points

pipboo 11 months ago

Pretty!

1point

Katie Gray 10 months ago

$22 USD on Amazon: LIBOOI Rose Wine Glass, 280ml Romantic Flower Red Wine Glasses Cocktail Glasses Set of 2, Creative Rose Flower Goblet Glass Drinking Cup Gifts for Bar Wedding Valentines Day Party Anniversary

0points

Nikole 10 months ago

I’d get a pair but cleaning up glass shards is awful.

0points

Kare Deter 10 months ago

It is pretty but it looks hard to drink out of

0points

Kathy L 11 months ago

Kind of an Art Nouveau look.

0points

#20

A humorous tweet by a woman about a casual encounter with her brother in Manhattan.

Final score:

91points

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Matt Du 11 months ago

There is way too much hatred in my family, for any of us to ever be in the same city.

9points

BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago

Jeez. I'm sorry

4points

CrazyAuntiePanda 10 months ago

Hugs from me

1point

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Country.

0points

char 11 months ago

wow, I now know what serendipity actually means, thanks

4points

#21

Tweet by a woman humorously discussing her daughter's comment on body image.

Final score:

87points

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Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 11 months ago

Zaftig means pleasantly plump, and it's the only positive synonym of fat that I know of. Anyone know any other words that put a positive spin on something that is usually deemed negative?

32points

Betsy S 11 months ago

Rubenesque?

28points

KT 11 months ago

I call myself fluffy, not fat.

21points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 11 months ago

Voluptuous?

16points

ElfVibratorGlitter 11 months ago

Curvy?

15points

Arthur Waite Premium 11 months ago

Alex McCall Smith, in his Ladies Detective Agency books, uses "traditional figured' to describe his ladies. Good books - highly recommend.

14points

PFD 11 months ago

Buxom is an exact translation of zaftig

9points

Ru Bee 11 months ago

Cuddly?

9points

Carol Culhane 11 months ago

'Thick' has become slang for fuller figured in a positive, sexy way.

9points

Mike Arclight 10 months ago

Jolly? Huggable? Nonthreatening in a foot race?

4points

Amy 10 months ago

I say I’m “in shape”. A circle is a shape!

4points

Kelly Scott 11 months ago

Less fatter than before?

1point

Mariotevez 11 months ago

Botero butt???

1point

Sue 11 months ago

For some reason I thought it was like a blimp, so gigantic.

0points

Panda McPandaface 11 months ago

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nottheactualphoto 11 months ago

Fat is what makes food taste good.

3points

Workplace disparity doesn’t stop there. Women often face additional challenges like discrimination and bias, especially in male-dominated industries. It’s a battle just to be seen, heard, and taken seriously.

#22

Funny post by a woman, joking about accidentally telling her boss "I love you" and planning to walk into the ocean.

Final score:

83points

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Michael Largey 11 months ago

Don't worry. Bosses know they're being lied to all the time.

20points

majickat69 11 months ago

A store clerk over me ending phone call with my husband "love you bye". His response "I wish someone would tell me that'.

7points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 11 months ago

Aw :(

2points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Freudian slip?

2points

Matt Du 11 months ago (edited)

I'd be avoiding them for the next few weeks or keeping everything short and to the point, even with an explanation, just in case.

1point

Tonyah Mcanelly 10 months ago

At my old job i was working the Pharmacy Help desk . a pharmacy calls in . In stead of saying " Pharmacy help desk ...What can I do for your " I said Pharmacy help desk how can I do you ? one of the most uncomfortable moments in my pharmacy career .

0points

#23

Funny post by a woman about accidentally closing a two-year-old unread tab.

Final score:

83points

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KDav 11 months ago

My phone just tried to close down 4 tabs I've been keeping open for reference for at least 4 years. I usually consult them at least once a year, but my phone thought it would be "helpful." Thankfully it also gave me the option to open them back up, but I'm still salty my phone thinks it knows me.

28points

Bob Brooce 11 months ago

It's a shame that there's no way to save sites you want to return to. Some kind of feature that's sort of analogous to that thing you put between the pages of a book so you can easily find the same place later on.

4points

Bob Brooce 11 months ago

For the life of me I can't understand why browsers haven't had a queue feature since shortly after browsers existed. Sometimes I can look at something and be interested in a linked page, and then interested in a link on the second page, and before I notice I'm in the 13th sub-basement of the rabbit hole.

3points

Anonymouse 11 months ago

There is a keystroke combo to reopen closed tabs, "The Ctrl + Shift + ‘T’ shortcut The easiest and fastest way to reopen closed tabs in Chrome is with a keyboard shortcut. Hold down both the Ctrl key and the Shift Key, and then press the ‘T’ key to reopen your last closed tab. " Let me google that for you...

2points

iBlank 11 months ago

I call this accidental therapy

2points

NJ P 10 months ago

You know there is something called Bookmarks

0points

Jessi Lovely 10 months ago

Nooooooooo

0points

Luke Pavel 10 months ago

shift + control + T

0points

Skip62 11 months ago

It's the end of the world!😉

0points

badger 11 months ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#24

Screenshot of a tweet by @VeryBadLlama sharing humorous adult life problems.

Final score:

83points

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Northlander72 11 months ago (edited)

I remember reading that list on Cracked that basically convinced me that Cosmo's staff want all men dead.... or at least heavily maimed. It was just such a manical marriage between gaslighting and paranoia, it wouldn't surprise me if Cosmo is the women's magazine version of Fox News.

16points

Ms.GB 11 months ago (edited)

I felt like every issue had a new article on "how to please your man" which makes me think it's secretly written by men. Mind you I haven't read a cosmo in like 10 years so idk what they're writing about now.

10points

Kate Jones 11 months ago

Day to night was a huge one. That along with quicksand were 2 things I thought were going to be bigger deals in my life than they ended up being.

2points

Dee Rutherford 10 months ago

😂🤣🤣😂

0points

Inadequate healthcare is another hurdle. From reproductive health to mental health services, many women face barriers to accessing the care they need. Whether that’s due to a lack of resources, stigma, or systemic bias, these gaps have a profound impact on women’s lives.

#25

Woman hiding under a table with a humorous caption, illustrating funny posts by women.

Final score:

82points

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LB 11 months ago

This has been my mood a lot recently

13points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

From having to be happy & social during the holidays.

1point

Joshua David 10 months ago

Was this from the Arthur remake with Russell Brand?

0points

#26

A funny post by a woman joking about Diet Coke and a January 6 comparison.

Final score:

81points

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Diane Barth 11 months ago

He's too busy kissing Trump a*s to ban Trumps favorite.

14points

Diane Barth 11 months ago

Oh look at that, Panda did an auto *

3points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

& trump look like a saint.

3points

General Anaesthesia 11 months ago

So much for "legitimate political discourse" /s

2points

Michael Largey 11 months ago

Trump tells us that January 6th was "a day of love".

8points

JP Purves 10 months ago

Nice to know that the man who was a heroin addict for fourteen years and eats road kill will be deciding what's healthy for the U.S. public.

1point

Bewarethere@gmail.com 11 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1point

Jessi Lovely 10 months ago

Omg 😝

0points

Katie Gray 10 months ago

As a Girl Scout troop leader, this lady has clearly never been to a Girl Scout meeting with littles with spray can whip cream.

0points

April Pickett 11 months ago

He can't. Coke & Pepsi will spend money to keep their products in the public eye. Do you know any Senators willing to work with the companies to keep RFK from banning our favorite drinks?

0points

#27

A humorous post by a woman joking about the end times taking forever.

Final score:

80points

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Matt Du 11 months ago

I used to live in hope that it wouldn't happen but now not so much.

22points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Sometime during the next 4 years.

4points

TTorrest Author 11 months ago

Longest. Apocalypse. Ever.

7points

TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago

Economical crisis, pandemic, economical crisis, possible WW3 - can we please settle on one apocalypse and go on with it?

6points

Nikole 10 months ago

Nope, it’s a smorgasbord! Ugh……. And I love that you mentioned economic crisis twice, because, yup. Trade wars AND actual wars! Yay!

-1point

keyboardtek 11 months ago

You and I do a minor crime and within a month we end up in prison for ten years. Rich guy does five major crimes, takes years to get through the court system, gets convicted, no punishment, becomes president.

2points

Philly Bob 10 months ago

Read Revelations. That part about an antichrist coming and his people will wear the mark of the beast on their foreheads. Think of those MAGA hats! Are they already wearing the mark on their foreheads? Hmmm...

0points

These posts may show the lighter side of women, but they also serve as a reminder of the strength and humor women bring to the table despite the challenges they face. Which issue do you think needs more attention? Let’s start the conversation!

#28

Screenshot of a funny post by a woman about enjoying silence in her new apartment.

Final score:

76points

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Matt Du 11 months ago

Taking a stroll down around the house around the house while in your birthday suit or using the toilet without closing the door are two of the best things in the entire world, unless you have forgotten you have put up your in-laws in the spare room for the night

34points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Or have curtains.

4points

Nikole 10 months ago

I live on the first floor and have one of the blinds raised for my cats, so not nude. Bathroom door open, yes.

1point

Patricia Richardson 11 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

1point

Seán Baron Premium 11 months ago

I live on my own and I rarely say anything. Like once a fortnight I’ll just have a conversation. But it’s mainly passive aggressive sighing at myself as I keep looking in the wrong place for the sky remote.

6points

Deborah 11 months ago

I talk to my dog.

5points

Kathy L 11 months ago

Bliss. Talking is overrated.

3points

ElfVibratorGlitter 11 months ago

When I lived alone, and working virtual, I could go days without actually speaking to anyone. I binged watched justified and for like 2 days afterwards I sounded like I was from Kentucky, strange.

2points

Nikole 10 months ago

I always do that with shows I binge!

0points

Doc 10 months ago

I have a dog so I talk to her alot.

0points

#29

Tweet humorously comments on book reading time variability by a woman.

Final score:

72points

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Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

How often are you on the toilet?

17points

Silly Dino 11 months ago

I never take books to the toilet. To many germs.

1point

Wendy Hamilton 11 months ago

If I'm really into a book, I finish it in one day.

10points

Neea P 11 months ago

Unless it's really good and it's just one night.

5points

Dee Rutherford 10 months ago

One loooonnnngggg night.

0points

Anonymouse 11 months ago

I read "The Stand" from 7pm until I finished it the next morning...

4points

#30

Tweet by a woman joking about spending habits, comparing time spent saving money on gifts to buying pizza.

Final score:

72points

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Geoffrey Scott 11 months ago

My wife trying to convince me that a 30 cent savings/gallon on fuel is worth driving 30 miles for. "Yes dear, you DO save $3.00 (on 10 gallons), and your car gets 30mpg, at an average price of $3.00/gallon

13points

Teutonic Disaster 11 months ago

$33 on one pizza... WTF?! Was it gold plated and diamond encrusted?

2points

#31

Funny post by a woman about kettle chips being louder than thoughts, with high engagement likes and comments.

Final score:

69points

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Matt Du 11 months ago

I like popcorn in a cinema for this, stops my mind from wandering, so I can enjoy the film. Distractions aren't always a bad thing.

11points

ElfVibratorGlitter 11 months ago

I'm so worried I'm crunching loudly I let it dissolve in my mouth before gumming it down.

4points

LB 10 months ago (edited)

I call this peripheral mindfulness. I can pay attention to the things, but only from the sidelines. If I try to focus on one thing it gets overwhelming.

0points

Grant Caldwell 11 months ago

Funny I hate popcorn in the cinema because is so loud it distracts me from the movie. Part of the reason i haven't been in years.

0points

#32

Funny post by a woman questioning how people afford things, with reactions and engagement on social media.

Final score:

69points

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Matt Du 11 months ago

It's your day off, you're in the city centre and it's 2pm. The day shift is still in work, afternoon shift are just starting, morning shift are about to clock out and night shift are tucked up in bed. So how are the shops packed with people, wandering around with a dozen shopping bags in each hand.

19points

keyboardtek 11 months ago

Middle of the day and the roads are packed. Don't any of these drivers have jobs?

3points

TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago

Through working in a job that pays well?

1point

martin734 11 months ago

I go to work and I earn money, simple.

1point

NJ P 10 months ago

Thought same thing first time I visited Los Angeles. Everyone was on the beach and they were all under 30.

0points

Kelly Scott 11 months ago

In the old days (the 70s), if you were a woman, it was called being on husbandfare.

0points

PeriMeNope 11 months ago

Government handouts

-2points

nottheactualphoto 11 months ago

Please.

2points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

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#33

Tweet by a woman humorously describing how men explain where they got their sunglasses.

Final score:

69points

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Michael Largey 11 months ago

The sunglasses are part of a pre-'sup agreement.

26points

Huddo's sister 10 months ago

Every time my sister mentions her sunglasses (I never ask) she says things like 'these are my driving glasses, but not my original ones, the ones I got to replace the ones that I lost' or 'these are the ones I found on a train, to replace the ones I lost on a train'....

1point

Martin König 11 months ago

Got it right that these are solely man-with-man shared sunglasses?

1point

#34

Funny post by a woman joking about using different phones for escapism and responding to texts.

Final score:

67points

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justagirl 11 months ago

Exactly. Except that it's the exact same phone with the exact same text and I saw your text, I just want you to shut up and go away because I am in BED and I am COZY, SANDRA.

20points

Philly Bob 10 months ago

Yeah Sandra!!

0points

#35

Social media post by a woman humorously describing a Halloween office incident involving costumes.

Final score:

66points

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Khavrinen 11 months ago

Now I want an emu costume.

8points

Kate Jones 11 months ago

This was a ride.

3points

#36

Tweet by a woman humorously questioning how people can be vegans when drunk, describing eating a carrot.

Final score:

66points

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Shannon Donnelly Premium 11 months ago

Since when did ASL start standing for “as hell”?? Last I knew, it meant “American Sign Language” and just had to Google this to make some kind of sense of this meme… WTF???

28points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 11 months ago

Ahhh thanks

6points

Multa Nocte Premium 11 months ago

Well, when you put it that way . . . .

12points

Neea P 11 months ago

Luckily there's plenty of vegan junk food out there. Just ask my waistline...

7points

Matt Du 11 months ago

Slightly off topic but when Cersei Lannister took her walk of shame, no one was wasting a lovely bacon sandwich by throwing it at her

7points

Danielle 11 months ago (edited)

Chips and pitta, obviously. I'm not even a vegan and this is clearly top tier 'visit to kebab man" food.

6points

Robert Beveridge 11 months ago

Now I'm picturing drunk ASL and it's kind of hilarious

6points

nottheactualphoto 11 months ago

When deaf people get drunk, do they slur their ASL?

4points

Renee Kamphuys 11 months ago

Just eat fries

2points

Kerri Corley 10 months ago

Imagine being drunk american sign language going home to eat a carrot ?

1point

Laura Gillette 11 months ago

Sugar is vegan, just saying. Oreos are vegan. Potato chips are vegan. I'm not vegan, I'm just saying... vegan doesn't necessarily mean healthy.

1point

keyboardtek 11 months ago

Sounds like that person has bigger issues than whether or not to eat meat.

1point

#37

Funny post by woman about daughter asking if cats have shoulders.

Final score:

65points

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Pernille 11 months ago

But they don't have collarbones, that's why they are so slinky.

28points

Pedantic Panda 11 months ago

They do, just different from himself. Unlike human arms, a cat's forelimbs are attached to the shoulders by free-floating clavicle bones, which allow them to pass their body through any space into which they can fit their heads- Wikipedia

9points

Multa Nocte Premium 11 months ago

Don't they have floating collarbones?

4points

Philly Bob 10 months ago

Cats are liquid.

2points

Ms.GB 11 months ago

Yeah, shoulders are a major part of the strut...hasn't she seen a cat walk before?

2points

NorCalReddHedd 10 months ago

I had to go look at my cat for this.

1point

Matt Du 11 months ago

Head, shoulders, knees and toes.

1point

tee-lena 11 months ago

Yes. They do

1point

Barbara Potter Pinto 10 months ago

I've asked myself this question over a million times when I couldn't sleep!

0points

#38

Tweet by a woman humorously describing a bartender's reaction to her bizarre drink order.

Final score:

64points

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iBlank 11 months ago

can I get a grasshopper sex on the beach lemon drop car bomb please

28points

Rob D 11 months ago

Ingredients to ehat you just ordered: -Creme de Menthe -creme de cocoa -Vodka -peach Schnaps -Lemon juice -simple syrup -Orange juice -cranberry juice -milk -all combined then dropped into a pint of Guinness. Oof. 🤢

4points

Philly Bob 10 months ago

With a twist!

3points

April Pickett 11 months ago

What's a car bomb? I know the others but a car bomb?

0points

TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago (edited)

First a Blowjob, then Sex on the Beach, a few Jägerbombs and at the end Cuba Libre - Quite a night that would be, eh?

3points

Nikole 10 months ago

Don’t forget to spend some time on Long Island.

1point

#39

Tweet about a boyfriend encouraging a cat to lick buffalo sauce.

Final score:

63points

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BookFanatic 11 months ago

I hope OP encouraged her boyfriend to clean up after the cat puked.

15points

nottheactualphoto 11 months ago

I've had cats who liked the wings and their sauce, and had no ill effects from it. Proper Buffalo wing sauce is largely butter, so I can see where a cat might like it.

0points

Nikole 10 months ago

Capsaicin isn’t great for cats at all.

1point

Adrian 11 months ago

How spicy? What was the verdict?

1point

Samantha Shah 10 months ago

I had a dog that would eat semi hot peppers like banana peppers and loved them...he was wierd.

0points

#40

Funny post by woman about boyfriend excitedly making a bacon sandwich, mistaking it for big news.

Final score:

62points

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#41

Humorous tweet by a woman about a funny encounter with Jesse Eisenberg at work.

Final score:

57points

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Spidercat 11 months ago

I genuinely once met Bob Hoskins and cheekily asked him for a tenner to cover the money I paid to see Mario Brothers 😂(I was a server at the time and, god bless him, he left a crisp tenner as a tip).

26points

Susical 11 months ago

Yes. Yes he has.

13points

TMMITW 11 months ago

Zombieland

5points

#42

Screenshot of a funny post by a woman joking about constantly kissing her cat's nose.

Final score:

57points

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Multa Nocte Premium 11 months ago

I've got that as well, but it's worse because I have two of them. :-(

19points

EmJay 11 months ago

I am so sorry, that must be so very hard.

5points

Philly Bob 10 months ago

I have 4 cat and one doggo nose to deal with!

1point

Ansi 10 months ago

So kiss left-right-left-right and risk adding neck pain? Or are the cats standing in line for pets ans snuggles? 😯

0points

Deborah 11 months ago

With me it's my dog. On the top of her cute little head.

3points

Jessi Lovely 10 months ago

It’s an epidemic

2points

Nadine Debard 11 months ago

I never kissed my cats on their cold little snotty nose, but I loved to kiss them behind their perfect soft little ears. I miss them.

2points

Nikole 10 months ago

It shouldn’t be snotty…

1point

Kathrin Pukowsky 11 months ago

It's called toxoplasmosis. Now don't come at me, fellow cat-lovers, but it's my "pet" theory (hurr-durr) that when people that don't have toxoplasmosis look at a cat, they see a potentially dangerous predator that rules the house with an iron claw, while those of us that have toxoplasmosis look at that and go: "Yes, a dozen, please".

2points

Feathered Dinosaur 10 months ago (edited)

Your assumption is invalid, as I- toxoplasmosis negative- still would like to order some more furry overlords and -ladies

3points

#43

Funny post by a woman expressing her day of being unproductive but aware of it.

Final score:

54points

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Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

That's a super power.

8points

iBlank 11 months ago

if people could hear my inner dialog, they would hear "oh shut up and do it already" a lot

2points

Skip62 11 months ago

I actually kind of enjoy those days at work.🙂

1point

#44

A humorous tweet by a woman expressing frustration with getting things done, accompanied by a crying emoji.

Final score:

52points

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Khavrinen 11 months ago

"What makes you think I'm getting anything done?"

13points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 11 months ago

Quite literally for me

2points

LazyKitten 10 months ago

"How do you get this all done and still stay sane?" hon, I'm not

0points

#45

Tweet by a woman humorously suggesting her sighs could power a wind farm.

Final score:

51points

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BookFanatic 11 months ago

I never realized how much I sigh at work until a new colleague asked me if I was annoyed with them. It's not annoyance, I think it's just asthma. Lol

12points

Skip62 11 months ago

I have a friend at work who is really good at that really heavy sigh, like she's had enough of everyone and everything. Occasionally when she does that I'll quote Peppermint Patty from Peanuts to her and say, "Don't hassle me with your sighs, Chuck." 😁

2points

Otto Katz 11 months ago

I sigh. Every once in a while I let out a big sigh. One day I realized it was a habit I picked up from my mother, who died 23 years ago. I sigh in her honor and memory.

2points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Be sure you have breath mints.

1point

#46

Funny post by a woman joking about resting all seven days if she were God.

Final score:

50points

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Space Invader 11 months ago

I would have created day and night at the very end - that way I'd have gotten everything done in a single day and gotten the rest of the week off!

18points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

I would've made them simultaneous .

2points

Marcellus II 11 months ago

All evidence points to him procastrinating for almost 7 days then pulling an all-nighter. I mean, look at the platypus.

5points

Matt Du 11 months ago

I don't think making me a god would be a good idea, I'd smite way too many horrible people into dust.

3points

Bob Brooce 11 months ago

So? It's not as if there's a shortage.

4points

Multa Nocte Premium 11 months ago

If I were God I would have created a few more days for resting than 7.

2points

keyboardtek 11 months ago

So god created man because he got lonely? Now he regrets it because all man does is ask him for stuff.

1point

Bob Brooce 11 months ago

If I was an all powerful god I'd have done it instantly. If I was an omniscient god I'd have done a much better job, and you'd all be better off. Except for the d***s. Being a d**k would be a terminal illness.

1point

Tucker Cahooter 11 months ago

If God was truly smart he would have finished by lunchtime on Friday so he could go fishing over the weekend

1point

Martin König 11 months ago

The best so far.

0points

#47

Screenshot of a funny tweet by a woman describing a past relationship incident involving loud music.

Final score:

50points

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Joseph Miller 11 months ago

"Not all men" are drama queens.

18points

Nikole 10 months ago

Obviously not. This is just funny.

1point

Susan Raskin 10 months ago

your ex was a piece of s**t. Be glad he's gone.

0points

nottheactualphoto 11 months ago

WRLD = We Really Like Dogs. I guess.

0points

#48

Screenshot from a game with a character displaying a funny message about lifestyle validation by women.

Final score:

49points

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Spidercat 11 months ago

Behold! My stuff and things.

16points

keyboardtek 11 months ago

My daughter's stuff includes a gorgeous friendly German Shepherd dog. So yes I tell how cool her stuff is.

2points

#49

Tweet by a woman joking about closing work tabs as a reverse advent calendar.

Final score:

46points

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#50

Blonde wig on snowy pavement resembling funny posts by women humor.

Final score:

29points

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martin734 11 months ago

Who?

8points

BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago

I don't know who she is, and I still thought it was funny

6points

Robin 11 months ago

Genuinely thought this was a teenage witch scenario

3points

panther 11 months ago

Looks like she melted.

2points

Nikole 10 months ago

Not to define a woman by who she’s dating… but… she’s been dating Barry Keoghan for about two years. That’s how I learned of her.

0points

#51

Tweet from a user humorously expressing enjoyment of relaxing at night.

Final score:

25points

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Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

You can wait that long?

5points

Marcellus II 11 months ago

12:00 is the new nightfall.

1point

digitalin 11 months ago

I'm high-key obsessed

1point

#52

Screenshot of a humorous tweet by a woman about handling life except when hungry, sleepy, stressed, or with a stuffy nose.

Final score:

25points

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Matt Du 11 months ago

or any day of the week that ends in Y

6points

Ludwig Michiel 11 months ago

That's why for me tomorrow is always the best day to get something done: it doesn't end in Y.

2points

Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 11 months ago

I don't know how people function being tired.

0points

#53

Funny post by woman expressing anxiety about a package delivery while not at home.

Final score:

25points

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Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

I thought this was gonna be a gay joke.

4points

Michael Largey 11 months ago

Gay men are at times interested in packages.

3points

Matt Du 11 months ago

I thought a large steel delivery box, bolted to the side of my house was a brilliant idea, unfortunately so do all my neighbours.

1point

Cee Cee 11 months ago

If a seller doesn't do click and collect or similar I buy elsewhere. Have no confidence in most UK couriers.

0points

#54

Funny post by a woman joking about the chaos of a Costco trip before Christmas.

Final score:

25points

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Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Walmart.

4points

Grant Caldwell 11 months ago

Costco's better.

1point

#55

Tweet by a woman humorously suggesting an "Emotionally Well Adjusted Man" contest.

Final score:

23points

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#56

Two men in a golf cart with a humorous tweet overlay about siblings and car rides.

Final score:

22points

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Angelina Petrich 11 months ago

true

0points

Kelly Scott 11 months ago

I always used the "Driver gets to pick the music", then turned that s**t UP, after that, no one asked me for a ride again. By the way, you young weenies listening to 60s/70s rock 'n' roll and thinking you're cool, it ain't cool until your eardrums bleed.

-3points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 11 months ago

Calm down, no need to gatekeep music

1point

#57

Funny post by woman on Hinge about Irish men's group photos and similar haircuts.

Final score:

22points

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#58

Funny post by woman about onions feeling good when caramelized, with likes and comments on a Tweet.

Final score:

21points

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#59

Funny post by woman about preferring to stay in bed instead of going on dates.

Final score:

21points

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Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

I cancel work.

0points

#60

Screenshot of a tweet by a woman saying, "I wish I could Shazam a perfume."

Final score:

21points

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Susical 11 months ago

They need an app for that.

3points

#61

Tweet by user Liv :P humorously commenting on unusual email domains, highlighting funny posts by women.

Final score:

20points

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Colin Matthews 11 months ago

I was lucky enough to get a Gmail address early enough that it's basically my name without all the weirdness

10points

Dragon mama 11 months ago

Same. Remember how excited you were to get the invitation? Still one of the best marketing ploys in history.

4points

BookFanatic 11 months ago

I recently learned a friend's elderly uncle's email is John@aol.com. We've all told him he can never, ever change it.

3points

Soton_Sherpa 11 months ago

I scored the double! Gmail and Ymail!

1point

Armac Armac Premium 11 months ago

Same. Back when you had to be invited

0points

detective miller's hat 11 months ago

I still use the hotmail account I created in high school in 1999.

4points

Pencil 11 months ago

Gmail is the absolute worst for group conversations, though. The number of times it repeats everything and then re-stacks it makes it almost impossible not to miss things. And I know that people are going to tell me that isn't true. I've heard it before. But every time I showed someone the actual emails I was referring to, they also missed important replies. I'll stick with my aol account which filters the spam better anyway.

2points

Adrian 11 months ago

I've had my own domain since before Gmail

1point

Deborah 11 months ago

I've got two @outlook accounts. And one @gmail.

0points

TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago (edited)

I have 3 addresses - 1 serious one, 1 for everything else and then GMail became a thing so I got one there, too

0points

Sue User 11 months ago

Five: one for junk, one for business, one for friend and two gmail. My tablet wanted me to create a gmail acct, which i hardly used. Then my phone insisted on a gmail acct , i couldnt remember the password to my tablet gmail so blam, another gmail. Comcast just inforned me they are removing my comcast email as i never use it. Didnt ecen kniw i had one.

0points

Firstname Lastname 11 months ago

In my defense, I have had my non gmail for a quarter of a century and everything was already getting sent there. Apathy got the better of me. (I have a gmail that is a log in for various sites though.)

0points

#62

Tweet by a woman about a funny comment from a 6-year-old neighbor regarding her house's appearance.

Final score:

20points

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Norma 11 months ago

upvote for the correct spelling of "whoa"

6points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 11 months ago

TIL both aren't acceptable

0points

#63

Funny social media post by a woman about procrastinating on a school project about US presidents, choosing Nixon last-minute.

Final score:

20points

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Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Trump makes him look like a saint.

18points

#64

Goose-shaped fruit bowl post by a woman, with humorous caption about Facebook Marketplace, pending sale.

Final score:

20points

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M O'Connell 11 months ago

I would also pay more than $15 for this!

3points

Otto Katz 11 months ago

https://www.mattjacksonantiques.com/gallery/p/gaggle-of-geese-art-pottery-bowl

0points

#65

Tweet by a woman humorously stating a coat will change your life, gaining attention with 7.6K likes.

Final score:

19points

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Stephanie A Mutti 11 months ago

I have it. I got it at Target 2 winters back. EVERY time I wear it, I get a compliment. To the point my ex got mad at me because I kept getting compliments shopping one time. I had 8 independent people come up and compliment me that trip. It's my magic winter coat.

5points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 11 months ago

I need to see this coat lol

0points

UKGrandad 11 months ago

A straitjacket counts as a coat, doesn't it?

2points

Probably Aoife 11 months ago

Wearing it right now :)

0points

Tammy Hornback 11 months ago

Still searching.

0points

TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago

Got a nice army coat a few years back, really like how it keeps me warm in the winter

0points

#66

Tweet humorously criticizing Michael Buble's song lyrics change by a woman.

Final score:

19points

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char 11 months ago

if you're gonna choose to cover that song, the least you can do is be gay about it

16points

Skip62 11 months ago

I think I'd like to hear that version. Especially if it's seriously over the top.😊

1point

Deborah 11 months ago

Don't cover a song if you can't deal with the lyrics.

3points

#67

Tweet post by a woman humorously questioning her stepcousin's secrecy about a celebrity wedding he officiated.

Final score:

19points

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Betsy S 11 months ago

Who is the lying Grey's Anatomy lady?

5points

Spittnimage 11 months ago

I think they're talking about the Grey's Anatomy writer who got busted saying she had cancer when she didn't - among other things.

3points

#68

Screenshot of a funny post by a woman, sharing humorous thoughts after taking Nyquil and waking up to a note.

Final score:

19points

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Matt Du 11 months ago

The first and last bits were funny. But feels like someone being a b***h to other women

1point

UKGrandad 11 months ago

Look closer at the profile pic: the 5 o'clock shadow alone says that's not a woman.

1point

#69

Funny post by a woman showing a humorous text exchange about eating breakfast.

Final score:

19points

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BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago

I don't get this one

3points

Display name here 11 months ago

Eat is slang for doing something really awesome.

2points

iBlank 11 months ago

slayeeddd breakfast, or...

0points

#70

Tweet by a woman humorously comparing setlist and menu checking habits.

Final score:

18points

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char 11 months ago

it's so much more fun if you already know the songs!

1point

#71

Funny post by woman joking about spiraling, using a holiday gift ribbon metaphor.

Final score:

18points

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Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Spirals move in both directions.

2points

#72

Woman giving a funny side-eye in a classroom setting.

Final score:

18points

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Matt Du 11 months ago

Or and this is a wild thought you could just go up and talk to them like a normal person.

1point

#73

Tweet about magnesium's benefits, humorously questioning emotional stability.

Final score:

18points

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#74

Funny post by woman listing humorous ways to manage emotions, including buying candles and oversharing online.

Final score:

17points

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TMMITW 11 months ago

Watch one more episode of ...

2points

Deborah 11 months ago

Scream. Yes.

0points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

All good choices.

0points

#75

Funny post by a woman about being invited to a New Year's Eve party with a $20 entry fee.

Final score:

17points

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Susical 11 months ago

Jeez. If you're broke, make it BYOB (bring your own bottle) or even a potluck. But a cover fee for a house party?

12points

Matt Du 11 months ago

I'd want handstand keg drinking, spray paint, indoor fireworks, someone throwing the toilet out of the second floor bathroom window and a police raid with helicopters at 3pm for that.

6points

Carol Culhane 11 months ago

If there's free drinks and food and the party's jumping seems fine to me. Cheaper than going out, and someone's not out hundreds for throwing a banger. We did this when I was younger to cover the cost of DJ, sound system, decorations and drinks and apps.

3points

Sue User 11 months ago

Are you telling me you had dj's at house oarty? I thought that only happened in hollywood movies.

1point

Michael Largey 11 months ago

It's the exit fee where they put it to you.

0points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

& bring a housewarming gift as well. Must be no less than $50

0points

#76

Tweet by a woman with a funny bar conversation about a Michigan star restaurant, gaining over 53K likes.

Final score:

17points

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Robert Beveridge 11 months ago

Serving only the finest Detroit style pizza.

2points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Better than Minnesota.

2points

#77

Funny post by a woman about noticing plaque buildup and wondering why others don't see it.

Final score:

16points

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Kelly Scott 11 months ago

I heard someone describe it as having fuzzy little sweaters on their teeth and now I can't unsee that.

2points

SJones Premium 10 months ago

Eww

0points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Speaking from experience?

0points

#78

Woman asleep on a couch holding a pillow, with "wyd after work?" text above, representing a funny post by women.

Final score:

15points

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Kate Jones 11 months ago

How do people go out after work? I will never understand in the same way that people wake up early to go for a run and then still have time for a show and to put makeup on. Like...why is your day longer than mine?

0points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Working from home.

-3points

#79

Tweet from a woman expressing humor about kids being a vibe, showcasing funny posts by women.

Final score:

15points

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Cosmos in your eyes 11 months ago

esp ones that don't know they are funny!

2points

#80

Tweet expressing humorous frustration about post-holiday busyness, contributing to funny posts by women online.

Final score:

15points

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#81

Tweet by a woman humorously reflecting on procrastination, with high engagement.

Final score:

14points

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Matt Du 11 months ago

The pandemic was a horrible moment in time except for this.

3points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

I did it long before covid.

2points

#82

Funny post by a woman humorously repeating her love for almond croissants.

Final score:

14points

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digitalin 11 months ago

Dang it, another $3 wasted. Tomorrow will be different.

6points

Sue User 11 months ago (edited)

Funnily enough, i am lying in bed reading BP and tthought " maybe if i go get almond croissant i will feel better"

0points

#83

Tweet by a woman humorously describing her dating mishap involving best friends.

Final score:

14points

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Susical 11 months ago

Train noises? Was she just being random, or am I missing the joke?

5points

Tropical Tarot 11 months ago

She spends time with each gentleman immediately after the other..

8points

emlab kerba 11 months ago

google it but not images lol

2points

Susan BetzJitomir 11 months ago

we all missed the joke

1point

Tammy Hornback 11 months ago

As in running a train...

0points

TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago

Oh boy 😳

0points

Agfox 11 months ago (edited)

I looked it up...oh dear! I've led a sheltered life

0points

#84

Tweet by a woman humorously apologizing for expressing emotions out loud instead of bottling them up.

Final score:

13points

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 11 months ago

Pls talk to someone

0points

Probably Aoife 11 months ago

Soon-to-be me if I can't get my act together again :)

0points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

It's OK. Just don't do it again.

0points

Matt Du 11 months ago

Most men only try the first part once before realising that it was a mistake

0points

#85

Tweet about funny moments by women, expressing humor in anxiety about the future.

Final score:

13points

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Seán Baron Premium 11 months ago

Anxiety as an amuse bouche?

0points

Sue User 11 months ago

Full blown panic attack for plat principal.

0points

#86

Tweet by woman humorously stating her crush motivates her to read Russian literature on her iPhone at Denver airport.

Final score:

13points

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Kelly H. Wilder 11 months ago

Not for a crush but for a very dear friend...and that's how my deep appreciation for Solzhenitsyn began.

0points

#87

A tweet with funny posts by women featuring daily affirmations like "I am goated" and reassurance about social media.

Final score:

13points

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Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

#3 is wishful thinking.

1point

#88

Screenshot of a Funny Post By Women, joking about Timothée Chalamet's appearance.

Final score:

13points

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Matt Du 11 months ago

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char 11 months ago

women who like women are more likely to like men that look like women?? what groundbreaking research. also, how is attractiveness being operationally defined here? and how is masculinity/femininity, for that matter?

6points

#89

Close-up of a person's face with closed eyes, capturing a humorous reaction in a post by women.

Final score:

13points

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#90

Tweet by a user jokingly asking if someone is a designer for requesting a full picture, related to funny posts by women.

Final score:

12points

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#91

Tweet saying, "goodmorning, don’t trust any man. have a good day love you," humorously posted by a woman.

Final score:

11points

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Matt Du 11 months ago

Lets hope she doesn't have a son

5points

TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago

Or a male doctor

1point

#92

Tweet by a woman humorously describing her moving experience, with emojis and engagement metrics visible.

Final score:

11points

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Adrian 11 months ago

So many posters here don't know the difference between to and too.

4points

Deborah 11 months ago

So many posters do seem to need a remedial English class.

1point

ElfVibratorGlitter 11 months ago

Kinda dis this when I moved cross country. Had to figure out if it was cheaper to actually move things, or donate and repurchase at my new spot.

1point

Robert Beveridge 11 months ago

I will learn this zen tenet the second I stop collecting books

0points

#93

Funny post by a woman about running out of podcasts and needing emergency time fillers during winter.

Final score:

10points

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TMMITW 11 months ago

I recommend BoredPanda.com

5points

ElfVibratorGlitter 11 months ago

I started listening to those old radio shows, like dragnet. The first podcasts, I guess.

1point

Robert Beveridge 11 months ago

W**g Bing documentaries. Eight hours is a warmup for that dude.

0points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

The mind is a terrible thing to listen to.

0points

#94

Tweet by a woman humorously mentioning feeling emotionally unavailable and deciding to download a dating app.

Final score:

10points

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Susical 11 months ago

This is so true though. Some straight male friends have told me that lots of women on the apps will chat, but then hesitate to actually meet up for a date. Like, why are you even on the site?

2points

Kelly Scott 11 months ago

Because it's fun talking to a guy. They're usually very interesting. But meet them offline and you find out the first they're thinking about is if they can score. Not all of them, but enough to make meeting for a date be a train wreck compared to talking online.

0points

#95

Funny tweet by a woman about feeling royal when someone's email is their name dot com.

Final score:

9points

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Adrian 11 months ago

Just an old fart like me...

1point

Michael Largey 11 months ago

Royalty have always had domains.

0points

#96

Tweet by a woman humorously discussing avoidant attachment style and future plans.

Final score:

9points

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Matt Du 11 months ago

I see a restraining order in your future

0points

John Legere 11 months ago

?????????

0points

#97

Screenshot of a funny post by a woman about being a "bad b****" and contributions, with reactions and engagement.

Final score:

9points

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Kelly Scott 11 months ago

Mom?

0points

#98

Tweet by a woman humorously claiming she's a sweet princess beneath her rage.

Final score:

9points

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TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago

"I'm an a*****e, but with time you'll get used to it"

0points

Matt Du 11 months ago

Karen said

0points

#99

Twitter post humor by women comparing TikTok and Twitter addictions.

Final score:

9points

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Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

Given that Twitter is nonexistent, you may want to try therapy.

-3points

Kelly Scott 11 months ago

We all still call it Twitter to p**s off Musk. Why do you think all the news stories referring to X call it "X formerly known as Twitter..."?

6points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 11 months ago

If musky wants to deadname his daughter deadnamng his app is fine

3points

TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago (edited)

Let's be serious, nobody calls it "X"

2points

#100

Screenshot of a funny post by a woman joking about learning self-control at an open bar, from user @jzux.

Final score:

8points

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#101

Screenshot of a funny tweet by a woman about holding a bald spot, gaining 26.2K likes.

Final score:

8points

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Matt Du 11 months ago

"and me" said the guy and she didn't find it funny anymore

0points

#102

Tweet by user el3na about humor, reflecting funny posts by women.

Final score:

8points

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Kelly Scott 11 months ago

Mike is on the wrong site. Incel forum is that way. →

4points

Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

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Carol Culhane 11 months ago

Sounds like a you problem

7points

#103

Tweet by a woman humorously comparing eyelash extensions to a straitjacket.

Final score:

8points

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Mike Rodrick 11 months ago

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#104

Screenshot of a funny post by a woman joking about calling off work for listening to Lorde's song "Ribs".

Final score:

7points

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#105

Funny post by a woman joking about quitting her job to focus on love.

Final score:

6points

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#106

Tweet by a woman joking about avoiding hangouts to prevent someone from falling in love.

Final score:

6points

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TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago

What a humble person...

0points