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Women truly excel in every field, and humor is no exception. Whether it’s juggling careers, sports, or just day-to-day life, they give it their all—and often with a hilarious twist. Every individual has their unique charm, but today, we’re shining the spotlight on women and their razor-sharp wit.
The Bored Panda team scoured the depths of X (formerly known as Twitter) to bring you the funniest and most relatable tweets by women in recent months. From clever one-liners to laugh-out-loud moments, these posts show how women are bringing their A-game to humor online. Keep reading to dive into this curated selection of comedic gems to brighten your day!
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While these posts highlight the fun and witty side of women, it’s worth noting that humor often comes from a place of resilience. Women joke about life, and their quirks, and even make fun of themselves, but behind the laughs, there are still significant issues that need attention.
Lack of education is one such issue. Even today, in many parts of the world, women and girls are denied the right to an education. Whether that’s due to poverty, cultural norms, or a lack of resources, countless women miss out on opportunities simply because they’re not allowed to learn.
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Kirsten Kerkhof 10 months ago
And if you're not brave enough to pick one while other passengers are still waiting, go for a belt that has lonely suitcases just going round and round. Not that I'm brave enough to do even that, but it's not like the thought hasn't crossed my mind ...
Another pervasive issue women face is the stigma surrounding menstruation. Despite being a natural biological process, it is often shrouded in taboo and silence. This leaves countless women and girls without proper resources, education, or support, forcing them to navigate these challenges in isolation.
Menstrual stigma often stems from cultural and societal biases, which frame menstruation as something shameful or abnormal. This perception can marginalize those who menstruate, perpetuating a cycle of misinformation, exclusion, and limited access to essential hygiene products and facilities.
In the workplace, the gender pay gap remains a stark reality. Many women have spoken up about being paid less than their male counterparts for the same roles and responsibilities, highlighting how far we still need to go to achieve workplace equality.
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TTorrest Author 10 months ago
SPOON is my favorite British insult. (The most useless tool in the drawer)
Gender inequality isn’t limited to pay. Women often face limited opportunities for leadership positions or decision-making roles. This imbalance extends to politics, corporate offices, and even creative fields.
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TotallyNOTAFox 10 months ago
Sounds chill, they usually contain only 700ml and it's not hard to chug that down within 5 minutes
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Balancing work and life is another unique challenge many women face. Juggling careers, families, and personal goals can feel like an uphill battle. Interestingly, the pandemic has prompted more men to take on household responsibilities, easing some of the burden, but it’s still far from equal.
Pregnancy discrimination is yet another issue. Many women report being passed over for promotions or even losing their jobs simply because they’re pregnant or are planning to have children. This unfair treatment discourages women from pursuing both career and family goals simultaneously
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Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 10 months ago
Zaftig means pleasantly plump, and it's the only positive synonym of fat that I know of. Anyone know any other words that put a positive spin on something that is usually deemed negative?
Workplace disparity doesn’t stop there. Women often face additional challenges like discrimination and bias, especially in male-dominated industries. It’s a battle just to be seen, heard, and taken seriously.
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KDav 10 months ago
My phone just tried to close down 4 tabs I've been keeping open for reference for at least 4 years. I usually consult them at least once a year, but my phone thought it would be "helpful." Thankfully it also gave me the option to open them back up, but I'm still salty my phone thinks it knows me.
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Northlander72 10 months ago (edited)
I remember reading that list on Cracked that basically convinced me that Cosmo's staff want all men dead.... or at least heavily maimed. It was just such a manical marriage between gaslighting and paranoia, it wouldn't surprise me if Cosmo is the women's magazine version of Fox News.
Inadequate healthcare is another hurdle. From reproductive health to mental health services, many women face barriers to accessing the care they need. Whether that’s due to a lack of resources, stigma, or systemic bias, these gaps have a profound impact on women’s lives.
These posts may show the lighter side of women, but they also serve as a reminder of the strength and humor women bring to the table despite the challenges they face. Which issue do you think needs more attention? Let’s start the conversation!
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Geoffrey Scott 10 months ago
My wife trying to convince me that a 30 cent savings/gallon on fuel is worth driving 30 miles for. "Yes dear, you DO save $3.00 (on 10 gallons), and your car gets 30mpg, at an average price of $3.00/gallon
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Matt Du 10 months ago
It's your day off, you're in the city centre and it's 2pm. The day shift is still in work, afternoon shift are just starting, morning shift are about to clock out and night shift are tucked up in bed. So how are the shops packed with people, wandering around with a dozen shopping bags in each hand.
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Shannon Donnelly 10 months ago
Since when did ASL start standing for “as hell”?? Last I knew, it meant “American Sign Language” and just had to Google this to make some kind of sense of this meme… WTF???
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Multa Nocte 10 months ago
I've got that as well, but it's worse because I have two of them. :-(
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BookFanatic 10 months ago
I never realized how much I sigh at work until a new colleague asked me if I was annoyed with them. It's not annoyance, I think it's just asthma. Lol
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Space Invader 10 months ago
I would have created day and night at the very end - that way I'd have gotten everything done in a single day and gotten the rest of the week off!
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Colin Matthews 10 months ago
I was lucky enough to get a Gmail address early enough that it's basically my name without all the weirdness
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Stephanie A Mutti 10 months ago
I have it. I got it at Target 2 winters back. EVERY time I wear it, I get a compliment. To the point my ex got mad at me because I kept getting compliments shopping one time. I had 8 independent people come up and compliment me that trip. It's my magic winter coat.
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Kelly Scott 10 months ago
I heard someone describe it as having fuzzy little sweaters on their teeth and now I can't unsee that.
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Kate Jones 10 months ago
How do people go out after work? I will never understand in the same way that people wake up early to go for a run and then still have time for a show and to put makeup on. Like...why is your day longer than mine?
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Kelly H. Wilder 10 months ago
Not for a crush but for a very dear friend...and that's how my deep appreciation for Solzhenitsyn began.
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Kare Deter 10 months ago
Hopefully they were all in the top 50 of 106 because I can't see the rest. Thank you BP for saving me from your sponsor's intrusive ads! This is almost as good as ad free!
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Probably Aoife 10 months ago
I have a joke but nowhere to put it: If you're touch-starved, you need to be spoon-fed!...... This was unnecessary and I will show myself out.
Kare Deter 10 months ago
Hopefully they were all in the top 50 of 106 because I can't see the rest. Thank you BP for saving me from your sponsor's intrusive ads! This is almost as good as ad free!
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I have a joke but nowhere to put it: If you're touch-starved, you need to be spoon-fed!...... This was unnecessary and I will show myself out.
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