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Being a parent has its fair share of difficulties, which many may find daunting. However, some folks can reframe these challenges and turn their supposedly headache-inducing experiences into funny anecdotes to share with everyone online. 

These tweets are from moms and dads who gladly shared stories about their (mis)adventures involving their kids. A few of these also feature some of the darndest things these little tots have said, making for instant comic relief. 

Here’s our collection of funny parenting posts for the month, which you can gladly scroll through. Enjoy the good vibes!

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KatieDeal99 Report

Panflute
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We refer to the most beloved stuffed animal (now that my daughter is 25) as a love battery. We both recharge it and share it with the other when they need extra support.

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    MrsRuvi Report

    In this day and age, you can’t lean too much on one parenting style alone. You can’t be a total authoritarian or 100 percent passive. According to Northwestern University human development professor Terri Sabol, finding the balance between the two is the right way to go. 

    “We think that there’s this ‘perfect parenting,’ but actually, it’s just a matter of being warm but also firm,” Sabol told Fortune.

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    Many people may struggle with the idea of what it means to be a “good parent.” For experts like clinical psychologist Dr. Emily Edlynn, one criterion is the ability to promote a child’s sense of self. 

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    According to Dr. Edlynn, a good indicator is whether a child can openly admit to making a mistake without the fear of being judged. 

    Through your relationship with them and how you treat them, you are nurturing that sense of autonomy,” she said.

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    IHideFromMyKids Report

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is named Olivia, but back in 1993 when she was born, there weren't any others!!

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    First-time parents, especially, are bound to make mistakes. Psychotherapist Dr. Eileen Kennedy-Moore encourages being openly vulnerable about them, as this can teach the child the value of owning up to their own mistakes. 

    As she pointed out, “Love means trying again.”

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    notmythirdrodeo Report

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: How was your day? 3: Good. Me: What did you do? 3: Play. Me: With what? 3: I don't know...

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    Trying to be “good” at parental obligations can be tiring and even stressful for some. Clinical social worker Dr. Mercedes Samudio says parents tend to retreat when they are out of energy, which is why she also advises setting realistic expectations. 

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    In an interview with CNBC, Dr. Samudio suggests writing down goals and reassessing them each week to see which ones are working or need tweaking. 

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    IHideFromMyKids Report

    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 9yo should already be aware of menstruation. Yes, even if they're AMAB.

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    oldenoughtosay Report

    Kris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND you have a kid to deal with!

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    A solid support system is also essential in stress management for younger, inexperienced parents. Don’t hesitate to seek advice from someone who’s been through the grind and has nuggets of wisdom to impart. 

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    “Now may be the time to reform your ‘village’ of support,” licensed clinical psychologist and Parenting Translator founder Dr. Cara Goodwin wrote in an article for Psychology Today, adding that other parents would be more than willing to help.

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    kidversations_ Report

    #17

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    Lottie_Poppie Report

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't think of that when I took my daughters through years ago. Probably would have been more entertaining.

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    #18

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    reallifemommy3 Report

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they set them up in such a way that you can't see what they've been watching there are no losers in this scenario.

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    Now, it’s your turn to share, readers. For the moms and dads out there, do you have any similar funny parenting anecdotes? What have your experiences taught you so far? Let’s liven up the comments section!

    #19

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    deloisivete Report

    Jumping Jellyfishes
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest tried to joke-shock me by using the spoonerism, "fothermucker", but messed up spectacularly. We were just pulling into the driveway when he yelled out, "HEY MOM, CAN I SAY, M**********R?", followed by a strangled scream. While I sat dying of laughter in the car, second-oldest jumped out cackling with glee, and ran into the house to report it to the rest of the family

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    #20

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    bgschnikelfritz Report

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today my entire online grocery shop will be delivered, no subs, I already feel like I won a lottery.

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    #21

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    mesyliah Report

    Matteic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I would have said as a kid 😂

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    #23

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    _YamSmalls_ Report

    #25

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    mommeh_dearest Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toddlers: "Eww, I don't want the seeds on these buns!" Also toddlers: "I'm eating rocks!"

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    #28

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    deloisivete Report

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the beauty of the trunk or treat era. Different costume each night we got in 7 this year

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    #29

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    KatieDeal99 Report

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife does that to me just to make sure I'm not dead--different, but kinda same.

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    oneawkwardmom Report

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    deloisivete Report

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    DanielGorman20 Report

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    itssherifield Report

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    mahnamematt Report

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    _SingleBabyMama Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a road trip, cleaning out the car.. "Where are all these raisins from?"..I don't know, all I gave them was grapes".."oh"..

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    dadmann_walking Report

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. Something something teenagers, something bathroom...

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    #38

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    kidversations_ Report

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by 90% of the c**p they have on today, I think it would be a good thing! "So you think you can pet a polar bear" is one show I'd like to see but other than that...

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    #39

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    mom_tho Report

    #40

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    UpsideDad Report

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating boogers is good for the immune system. Let him do it. I know it is gross.

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    deloisivete Report

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    #43

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    mommeh_dearest Report

    #44

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    Mrs_JParker Report

    Neb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He won't outlive you anyway.

    #45

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    bossy_bootz Report

    Yellow dot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, even I've never done that.

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    #46

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    reallifemommy3 Report

    Victoria Silvas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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    #47

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    raoulvilla Report

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    dadmann_walking Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter was doing her road test. Examiner leans over and says "you are speeding"...daughter says, "My Dad said it's ok to exceed by 5mph".."I am the examiner, I say it's not"..."Oh"..

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    deloisivete Report

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    #50

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    kristabellerina Report

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    #51

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    dadmann_walking Report

    #52

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    UpsideDad Report

    #53

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    MommyingHard Report

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    #54

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    sweetmomissa Report

    Me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing up, my brother and I sat across from each other at the table and he would constantly stare at me. I would get really irritated and yelled at him to stop. He would say "I'm not staring AT you, I'm staring THROUGH you!" -_-

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    themomessence Report

    Victoria Silvas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahaaaaa!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

    #56

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    IHideFromMyKids Report

    #57

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    kristabellerina Report

    Happy Horse Girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it easier to remember the colour of a book's cover than I do to remember the title.

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    #58

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    sweetmomissa Report

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kind of Mom... I'm right there with ya. I'm just cocooned in a fleece blanket with cats purring on my lap and my feet.

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    #59

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    deloisivete Report

    #60

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    notmythirdrodeo Report

    Victoria Silvas
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #62

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    mom_tho Report

    Trista JW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA you do NOT have to be a parent to be able to drive on one hour of sleep. If you've lived AT ALL, you're more than capable of safely driving very long distances with NO sleep and disgusting amounts of coffee.

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    reallifemommy3 Report

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow I'm reminded of long road trips with the kids. I'd call out, "Okay, silence contest! Winner gets a prize!"

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    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-October-2024

    itssherifield Report

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you checked under the bed? For the cups and chargers? No, for the kids!

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    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-October-2024

    notmythirdrodeo Report

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    itssherifield Report

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my gen alpha sister does this, i keep telling myself she'll grow out of it but i'm starting to worry she wont

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    deloisivete Report

    #68

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-October-2024

    reallifemommy3 Report

    #69

    Funny-Parenting-Tweets-October-2024

    MommyingHard Report

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    dadmann_walking Report

    Lupita Nyong'heaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    erik actually does look like him in this picture. lol

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