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35 Funny Parenting Tweets To Get Your Sides Hurting From Laughter (June Edition)
Parenting can be a tight balancing act sometimes. Amid the fulfillment of seeing your child grow into their own person are the challenging moments that may urge you to decompress.
Some moms and dads go on spa dates and fishing trips, while others simply use humor as an outlet. And as you’ll see through these images, laughter can be the best medicine.
We’ve collected some of the funniest spot-on parenting posts of the month from X. Scroll through them and see which ones you connect with the most.
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Little Wonder 2 years ago (edited)
There's an update to this! Someone who lives near this shop bought a sweater and mailed it to OP which is delightful.
Bored Panda previously spoke to Dr. Amy Webb of The Thoughtful Parent, who shared her insights about common parenting challenges. According to the mom of two, most couples hit a snag in their relationship because of a lack of communication.
“Many couples don’t discuss their child-rearing ideas before having children, so many issues come up that they haven’t talked about in depth. Even if the partners share similar values, the daily life of parenting requires many decisions and compromises that can raise difficulties for couples.”
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Sergio Bicerra 2 years ago
It's comprehensible, when 10y/o kids have their fair ammount of drink they start to talk politics and ruin the mood.
Dr. Amy says it is natural to feel some stress when raising children. She reminds all parents not to lose sight of the bigger picture.
“Keeping the long-term goals you have for your child in mind makes it easier to compromise on these smaller issues.”
Moms are under different stress levels because they are the child's primary caregivers. Because of all that pressure, they develop what parenting experts describe as "mommy brain."
Simply put, when your mind is too preoccupied with your maternal obligations, you forget mundane details like where you last put your keys or even forget a coworker's name for a moment.
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Erin Geiger 2 years ago
Husband and I are D***S-Dual Income No Kids. We travel for a long weekend at least once a month and have 2 week long vacations a year. Not having kids is awesome
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agermanhome 2 years ago
My son decided at 4 that he doesn’t want to have a job when he grows up, as it takes too much time off other activities.
To better understand what goes on in a woman’s mind during mommy brain episodes, Atlanta-based mother of two Divya Vaswani shared her first-hand experience in an interview with Very Well Family.
“It feels as if something is always missing,” she explains. “Something as simple as ‘chair’ wouldn’t come to mind even after staring at a chair. It can feel like you’re in a constant state of fog.”
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
But you didn't finish the game! It ends when she looks over the paperwork, asks what you are here for and then says 'I am sorry. Your insurance doesn't cover that kind of treatment'
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Angel Winward 2 years ago
My oldest had the habit of naming her stuffies by adding -y at the end of their animal name, and couldn't understand why we wouldn't let her name one Octop*ssy.
Just like in these tweets, a few funny moments can come out when mommy brain strikes. Here’s what happened to 32-year-old Chicago resident Carly Kuikman.
“My poor son did end up at the pool swimming in his shorts once,” she recalled. “While not a big deal on its own, before we left the house, my husband asked if we had everything we needed for the pool.
“Diapers? Check! Towel? Check! Change of clothes? Check! It wasn't until we were in the locker room changing that I realized I forgot his swimsuit.”
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Arthur Waite 2 years ago
In Toronto, in 1985, I had the usual vasectomy, excellently well performed, no pain or discomfort - back to work the next day, cost nothing. And my Wife could stop worrying about miscarriages. Good decision.
Because of their role as caregivers, moms feel the brunt of the exhaustion. According to a 2023 article by the Pew Research Center, they are more inclined to say that parenting is much more complicated than they thought.
Mothers also tend to feel judged by their parents or in-laws for how they raise their children.
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Danny rodreaming 2 years ago
After I joined the Navy and moved out of the house, I called my mom at 6:55 AM every year on my birthday to tell her happy birthday to me! Thanks mom!
Regarding how they treat their kids, statistics show that dads are more likely to admit giving their children too much leeway to do whatever they want. Fathers are also more inclined to raise their kids similarly to how they were raised.
And because of this, more dads also feel judged by their spouses for how they raise their children.
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CurlyCucumber 2 years ago
My kid woke me up at 5 in the morning bc her plush cat fell off her bed.
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Hoi-Polloi 2 years ago
My brother, complaining about me during a car ride: "Dad, he's BREATHING"
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However, despite these inevitable difficulties, the research showed that most couples find parenting rewarding and enjoyable. They are also aligned in their goals for their children and want them to grow up to be honest, ethical, hardworking, and ambitious individuals.
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ElfVibratorGlitter 2 years ago
I handed a kid I was driving a tissue. He uses it and just hands it back. 🤣
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trollingergirl 2 years ago
In common parlance, an Irish exit (or "Irish goodbye") refers to someone leaving a social gathering without notifying the host. “An 'Irish exit' is another name for slipping out the back (or front) door seemingly unnoticed by the host,” source: national etiquette expert Diane Gottsman at today.com
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Cathy Jo Baker 2 years ago
Summer vacay: when parents get a reality check and realize their child's teacher was right! ;)
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justanotherweirdo 2 years ago
This reminds me: my mom told me my first sentence was “Mama no sing.” 😂
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Michal Dolyniuk 2 years ago
I one time ask my coworker 'why are u going every Saturday to work?' (overtime) he gave me this answer: I got two boys, age 8 and 10. Believe me at least I can have some peace in work 😀
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Elvira Petersen 2 years ago
Why do they fuss and scream and have meltdowns before shower time but then leaves you biting your nails about the water bill for the inordinate amount of time they spend in there
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Brian Droste 2 years ago
To make his wish come true nobody speaks for the whole day. Even when he ask a question, don't respond. See how long he wants somebody to speak to him or answer his question?
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Hoi-Polloi 2 years ago
Three days after I was brought home from the hospital, my brother asked, "So when do we send him back?"
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
When I was a pre-teen I attempted to bake something every time my parents went out and had me babysit my little brother. I used my mom's ancient Betty Crocker cook book. And holy moly did I make some epic messes and inedible food! The worst was when I tried the recipe for poured candy. After some time I was banned from cooking unless an adult was home. :)
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Hoi-Polloi 2 years ago
I told my daughter the story of the evil, genocidal cyanobacteria that exterminated 99% of all life, back in the day. She then asked, "What are they planning next?"
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Thumbs don't fall off in a random parking lot on errand day.
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Doofnuts 2 years ago
Raising two daughters on my own, I can relate to a lot of this and it's funny as hell. Also now that they are out in the world, both highly succesful, the thought that I accomplished this makes my life meaningful. But now it's PARTY ON DUDES!
Lady Miss Pie 2 years ago
I have an adult daughter and I can honestly say it is so much fun. It’s my favorite part of being a parent.
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Doofnuts 2 years ago
Raising two daughters on my own, I can relate to a lot of this and it's funny as hell. Also now that they are out in the world, both highly succesful, the thought that I accomplished this makes my life meaningful. But now it's PARTY ON DUDES!
Lady Miss Pie 2 years ago
I have an adult daughter and I can honestly say it is so much fun. It’s my favorite part of being a parent.
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