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Being a parent is a joy like no other. You get to see a whole human being grow up from a little nugget into an independent thinker. Granted, it also comes with some challenges, like constant worry, having to discipline, the stress, and the fatigue.

So, it's healthy to sometimes take a break and have a laugh at the woes of being a parent. Just like every month, we've collected a bunch of tweets from parents who managed to somehow make it through February. Scroll down and see for yourself that sometimes kids say and do the darnedest things!

#1

Tweet from a parent humorously depicting a conversation about coffee between a child, grandpa, and grandma.

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Bogdan C
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never got the whole liquor in coffee thing, but you go grandpa!!!

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    #2

    Tweet from a parent describing a man at the playground with a powerful dad voice, causing them to drop their book.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did thus once in a McDonald's. Gang if guys next to us at breakfast, and I put on my Mom Voice with "Get your elbows off that table!" And all six of them did. Oldest was mid-twenties. So I turned around with a smile and the blushed. Moms rule!

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    #3

    Tweet from a parent wishing for missed childhood naps, reflecting on parenting challenges.

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    As you scroll through these tweets, you might start thinking: "Are parents OK?" And the answer is no, parents are not OK. At least not at the moment. Research shows that parents are spending more time on caregiving than any other previous generations. And, on top of that, both parents are usually working full-time.

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    And spending time with your child is not enough anymore. Parents need to juggle extracurriculars, doctor appointments, playdates, PTA meetings and activities, and so much more. In 2023, 41% of American parents said they can't function most days because they're overwhelmed by stress. 48% claimed they're completely overwhelmed by stress.

    #5

    Tweet from a parent humorously sharing an interaction with their child.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sorry Boss, can't come to work today. I'm grounded."

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    #6

    Tweet from a parent humorously exaggerating the cost of taking kids to a movie; mentions drinks and snacks.

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know that jacket that you carry inside, draped over your arm, shoulder, back...? Those sleeves just scream to be filled up. Cans of beer as a teenager... Diet coke as an adult.

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    Just last year, the U.S. Surgeon General Dr. Vivek Murthy warned that the pressure that parents face has become a public health concern. In his issued advisory, he claims that the biggest stressors are the costs of childcare, education, and healthcare.

    But parents are also worrying about their kids and how they're doing. With school shootings, the youth mental health crisis, and the loneliness epidemic, parents are feeling pretty powerless in their roles. What's more, the added stress of the mental load, struggling to find the time to work, and finding childcare stressed parents even more.

    #7

    Tweet from a parent sharing a humorous story about their daughter's creative way of getting a boyfriend.

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one, I almost wish I was still single so I could use it!

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    #8

    Parent tweets about a family bedtime mishap involving facial masks and a string of screams.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wasn't an ordinary gummy in case anyone wonders

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    #9

    Tweet humorously reflecting a parent's experience with kids, questioning why phones replaced giant TVs for teens.

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    SolitaryIntrovert
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait til he finds out that TVs used to weigh a lot and were black and white.

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    Social media is stressing parents out just as much as it's negatively impacting their kids. Psychologist and host of the "Authentic Parenting" podcast Anna Seewald told CNN that parents need to take stock of how much time they're spending on social media. "That's a background stressor for a lot of people in a world of many stressors — and it's one that you can control," she says.

    #10

    Tweet from a parent humorously planning a blanket fort, inspired by their child’s age restriction rule.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When kids make forts at my work, they usually put a 'password' on it and you can only come in if you get it right. I think some kids spend at least 10 minutes trying to guess all the numbers.

    #11

    Tweet from a parent sharing a humorous moment with their two-year-old in denial about family relationships.

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    KnightOwl
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew does the same thing when I tell him his mum is my sister, he literally had huge meltdowns and screams that I'm a liar.

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    Instead, the psychologist says, parents should strive to connect with their kids and their loved ones in person. As social psychologist Alex Danvers explained to Bored Panda in a previous article, being around people for at least four hours a day can be enough. "It really is just about being in other people's company, even if you're just talking about what frozen pizza to make while you play video games," he said.

    #13

    Parent tweeting about a conversation with their child, showcasing humor in parenting moments.

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    Yu Pan
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my nephew was in 4th or 5th grade, my sister (his aunt) who was in her early 30s, told him she'll get him something nice when he starts middle school. My nephew said "That's awesome, but wouldn't you be dead by then?"

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    #14

    Tweet from a parent humorously questioning if misnaming kids is part of parenting, posted by user Sarcastic Mommy.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the dog's or cat's name, or even some random person from your past!

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    #15

    Tweet from a parent about an unexpected birthday party organized by their son with neighborhood kids.

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    Seewald also recommends parents don't stretch themselves too thin. While it might sound and look cool to be a super parent, you don't have to do everything. It's okay to miss a birthday party, take some time for yourself, hire a nanny for a day, or have coffee with a neighbor. "Preserving and protecting your own energy and time is more important."

    #17

    Tweet from a parent about their child's amusing expectation for an upcoming airport trip.

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    Boo
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when my eldest was about 3 or 4. She tried climbing into the x-ray machine...you know because toddler logic....they pretty much waved us through lol. Good thing....we were way over our booze and fàgs limit.

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    #18

    Tweet from parent sharing a humorous moment with their three-year-old at the dinner table.

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    Overall, parents should give themselves some slack. Seewald says that parents should practice self-compassion. That includes being kind to yourself when you make mistakes or yell at your kids. "Feeling inadequate and shameful is a recipe for failure," she explained.

    #21

    Tweet from a parent humorously recounting a child's reluctance to spend their own money.

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    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the one where the kids have money, and can buy one thing. The daughter buys a toy. The son buys a rotisserie chicken,

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    Humor can be a great outlet for parents to vent their frustrations about parenting. However, recent research also shows that parents who incorporate humor into their parenting have better relationships with their children. Kids whose parents used humor saw their childhoods in a more positive light as well.

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    #22

    Tweet from a parent humorously sharing an interaction with their child about the 1980s and 1880.

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    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once at the doctor's office I was asked what year I was born. I said in '58. The nurse asked, "was that 1958?" No, I look pretty good for being 166 years old

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    #23

    Parent shares unhinged tweet about a child's reaction to a dropped waffle, emphasizing humor in parenting moments.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid does not believe in the 5 second rule. "We are not cavemen, mom!"

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    #24

    Tweet by a parent humorously suggesting the invention of a kid who listens the first time.

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    Stygtand
    Community Member
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got a better shot at world peace.

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    Benjamin Levi, professor of pediatrics and humanities at Penn State College of Medicine and senior author of the study, explained why humor can help parents. "Humor can teach people cognitive flexibility, relieve stress, and promote creative problem solving and resilience." 

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    #25

    Tweet from a parent humorously expressing constant tiredness, part of unhinged tweets collection about parenting.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mental alertness has been ordered and should arrive in 2-5 business days.

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    #26

    Parent tweets humor about a child's comment on neighbor's Valentine decorations legality.

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    #27

    A funny tweet from a parent about their child's perception of yelling, highlighting parenting humor.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Where is your mute button, mom?"

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    Pediatric resident Lucy Emery, co-author of the study, likened the effects of humor on parenting with the benefits it brings to business relationships. When used in workplace environments, humor diffuses tension, reduces hierarchies, and helps build a better environment for teamwork. It works similarly in families, only the relationship between a parent and a child is more loving.

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    #28

    Tweet from a parent humorously discussing bedtime and kid's curious questions.

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    Bogdan C
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a solid question and it really got me thinking.... :))

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    #29

    Tweet from a parent humorously describing kids coating the kitchen with avocado oil in two minutes.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it's one thing off the "to do" list!

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    How do you think these parents fared in February, Pandas? Did you find any of their tweets particularly relatable? Share with us your adventures from the past month, parent Pandas! And, if you haven't already, don't forget to check out our edition of the funniest parenting tweets from January.

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    #31

    Tweet from a parent joking about canceling a paternity test after a toddler asks for cornbread.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the kid is... a child of the corn? 😨

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    #32

    Tweet from a parent humorously sharing a story about taking blame for wife’s embarrassing moment.

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    #33

    Tweet humor from a parent about leaving dishes to soak overnight.

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    #34

    Tweet from a parent humorously reacting to their child's question about "The Babysitters Club" graphic novel.

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    #36

    Tweet from a parent about finding pringles under their child's pillow, humorously calling him their life coach.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a woman who used to tell about that but with pork chops or chicken legs.

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    #37

    Parent tweet about time spent waiting in car for kids, posted by Simon Holland.

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    #38

    Unhinged tweet from a parent humorously comparing toddler behavior to adult mistakes.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how it's always 'your' toddler when it's been naughty.

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    #40

    Unhinged tweet from a parent joking about ignoring $30,000 hospital bills after giving birth.

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    KnightOwl
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blew my mind when I found out Americans actually have to pay to give birth, and how much it costs! I'm so glad I live in a country where this isn't an issue.

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    #41

    Tweet from a parent humorously noting their child's sudden energy at bedtime.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eternal struggle to keep the state of sleepiness you had on the couch all the way into the bedroom

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    #42

    Tweet humor from a parent about kids' unpredictable movements; knees and elbows as "guided missiles" to sore spots.

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    #43

    Tweet from a parent humorously discussing teasing with their kids, mentioning Wi-Fi passwords.

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    #44

    Tweet from a parent humorously recounting a child's wake-up time change after late bedtime.

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    Kalikima
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's how my son is, no matter how late he stays up, he's up by 5am. So we don't really get to stay up late on weekends, cuz he'll be up at 5am regardless, and he's a real jẹrk if he doesn't get enough sleep..

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    #45

    Parent tweet with a funny misunderstanding about weather and age.

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    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would have been a different conversation in Celsius.

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    #46

    Tweet about a kid eating Fun Dip humorously shared by a parent.

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    Jaren Lloyd
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its way more efficient that way I would congratulate him on this discovery

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    #47

    Tweet from Henpecked Hal about a child's convincing argument for pizza.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never even saw a pizza until I was in college. It turns out that pizza does not come in cans.

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    #48

    Parent tweet humorously reflects on baby sleep preferences with cotton swaddle and crib mattress.

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    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really a mystery. Your arm feels and smells like you. It's about feeling safe, not comfort.

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    #49

    Tweet from a parent humorously describing their daughter's assertive comment about wanting clothes.

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    Bay Bo
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA!! Just wait, I now get my daughter's outgrown clothes😆

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    #50

    Tweet from a parent about their 9-year-old downloading Google Slides for a presentation.

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    #51

    Tweet from a parent humorously commenting on the irony of "no stress" products.

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    #53

    Tweet from a parent humorously comparing their plant skills to their child's success.

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    #54

    Tweet from a parent humorously noting kids likely won't eat dinner of grilled chicken, broccoli, and mac n cheese.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny, because mini dino loves exactly all of these things

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    #55

    Parent tweet humorously listing reasons their daughter is upset over small issues.

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    Billo66
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off brand pop tarts are sigma lol

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    #58

    Tweet from a parent about a humorous interaction with their 7-year-old, referencing a preference for cash.

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    #59

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    Debs
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never folding itself...

    #60

    Tweet from a parent keeping their mind active by worrying, part of unhinged tweets collection.

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    #62

    Tweet from a parent humorously addressing issues with Berenstain Bears books regarding Lizzie.

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    #63

    Tweet from a parent about kids finding a new screen when PlayStation is down, showcasing humorous parenting moments.

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    #64

    Parent tweet humor about kids fixing a phone screen.

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    nicholas nolan
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but your 9 year old doesn't know COBOL, either, so...

    #65

    Tweet from a parent humorously describing the challenge of managing kids during sickness.

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    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why all the tv/screen time rules go out the window when one of us is sick.

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    #66

    Parent jokes about using college fund for child's DJ dream, highlighting humor in parenting tweets.

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    #67

    Tweet from a parent humorously describing a child's candy business plan.

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    Otto Katz
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my 4 year old. Except that instead of candy, it was sticks, pine cones, and rocks. And instead of neighbor kids, it was his aunts. And he made a huge profit. And today he's an actuary, pulling down 300k. Your 9 yo will go far.

    #68

    Unhinged tweet from a parent sharing a humorous interaction with their child.

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    #69

    Parent tweet with a humorous caption about kids and YouTube shorts, featuring a historical painting.

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    #70

    Tweet from a parent humorously comparing a therapy session to dealing with kids.

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    #71

    Tweet about a parent's experience with their child's pet fish and responsibility, highlighting a funny lesson learned.

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    #72

    Tweet from a parent humorously asking about "accidentally" eating a sleeve of Oreos.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl Scout Thin Mints, but to be fair, the sleeves are smaller than they used to be

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    #73

    A humorous tweet from a parent about kids and $15 milkshakes.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fifteen dollar shake? Is there any alcohol in that? - Vinnie Vegas (almost).

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    #74

    Parent tweets about child's dislike for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, humorously questioning if switched at birth.

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    #75

    Tweet humorously contemplating Smurf smoothie color, reflecting unhinged parenting moments.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming Smurf's have red blood

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    #76

    Tweet from a parent humorously questioning their sanity, with engagement icons visible.

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    #77

    Tweet from a parent humorously telling their child it's "really sigma" to brush their teeth.

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    Otto Katz
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sigma? is that what the kids are saying these days?

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    #78

    Tweet from a parent joking about enjoying time without responsibilities, featuring humor about parenting challenges.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lesson one in talking: it's 'pastime', a portmanteau of 'pass' and 'time'.

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    #79

    Tweet joking about a parent's lifestyle shift, highlighting humor in parenting tweets.

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    #80

    Tweet from a parent humorously discussing conversations with Alexa about listening issues.

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    Billo66
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enable Chat-GPT and it gets quite interesting. She becomes...unfiltered lol

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    #81

    Parent humor tweet exchange about no TV night due to kid's mishap on couch.

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    Robin
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooft I get the logic but I hate it when books become the punishment

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    #82

    Tweet about parenting challenges with preteens and teens, mentioning fights and broken door jambs.

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    #83

    Tweet from a parent humorously comparing their child to others, part of unhinged tweets from parents.

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