Laugh Away The Fatigue Of Parenting With These 50 Memes For Parents

Potty training my grandson to SIT DOWN to pee.

That's mean. But very clever 😈

I'll cuddle for a double-stuffed Oreo.

😂😂😂

Every newborn looks like master Yoda - IYKYK

The difference is that your 3-year-old wakes up the next morning refreshed and full of energy!

Sounds like they 🙂🕶️ did the math 😎

So you're saying that someone from the Twins *could* be there scouting.

Hire a ghost nanny!

A woman actually told me this as a piece of advice in the 90's. So I didn't over pluck. Thank you Constance!

A self assured child for sure.

I re-use gift bags and Im not even a woman, let alone a mum. Plus, it's really funny to hand a bright pink princess bag to a mate of yours who thinks he's the next Dwyane "The Rock" Johnson.

Can someone go back in time around 40 years and show this to my mother? XD

Yes, true love keeps a marriage alive. Also the fear of being shanked

I'm 43 years old and I've started asking for a sticker every time I go to the dentist for a checkup. Why not? XD I also ask the nurse for a fun children's patterned bandage whenever I get a flu shot or other vaccine or have to have blood taken for my yearly physicals. I've never been told "No, those are for children ONLY" - most people get a good laugh out of me asking and seeing how happy a sticker/cool bandage makes me XD

#TESTIFY

😂😂😂😂😂

When did 25 become 68?

Fortunately, I can testify that my children never did anything half as bad as I did. I keep telling them that now they're adults and apologise for their behaviour!

This is why i give my teen ingredients and let her do her own thing

He is going to be a good tipper when he gets older. He will always get good tables and excellent service at restaurants, and he’ll always get good rooms at hotels with bellhops who will get him anything he wants.

Is the slime blue, perchance?

What? All I see is a tree.

🤣🤣

The all caps screaming for Facebook is really so spot on

Excellent parenting! Your child knows to clean up their own messes! Praise them and then show them the even *easier* way! (With whever they were supposed to use, lol)

It’s also what got you in that predicament, so the connotations are not good.

Same, kid, same.

Reminds me of that YouTube video where a woman asks her husband "will you still love me if I'm fat" and their kid chimes in from the background "but Mommy, you're already are fat"

Yeah, but that's post-doctoral stuff.

Have you ever tried using a scalpel to open those g*****n toys? Do you know how many of them you can buy on amazon for under ten bucks?

TBH, I would be the one declaring that I will look into mobility devices, instead of being carried around, so I can maintain my independence. I would be mortified if someone had to carry me. I don’t care if I’m in a wheelchair, I will be rolling my own damned self around, thank you very myself. Get your damned hands OFF those handles, I’m driving MYSELF. Now, get TF out of my way. Guess it’s obvious I am one of those people who doesn’t ask for help and just does stuff myself instead. That’s because people often make empty promises of help, but disappear off the face of the earth when you actually ask them for it. So f**k it, I’ll just do it myself.

AND clean white walls....

Asking the real questions here

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Lock the fúcking door genius

Only had one throw rug in the entire house. Cats would race from every corner to vomit on that rug in the kitchen. Every. Single. Time.

Yeah, I'm not ready to speak another language. A translator would be required.

Awwwwww ❤️so precious x

"And how many books are we gonna read tonight? 5? 10? 15?"

MIL: hold my beer...

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He looks exactly like Todd.

When I was 11 or 12, my dad and I visited my grandma (his mom) in a nursing home (she had dementia.) As we were walking to our car, I told my dad, "I've decided I'm going to díe at 45. I'll kíll myself. I'll just go walk onto the freeway and let a car hit me. 45 is old enough. I'll be ready to go by then." He just sort of looked at me like @_@ and didn't say anything XD What I didn't really realize then was that he was 51 at the time - I was basically saying he was way too old and should have been dead already, LOL XD (Don't worry - I'm 43 now and I think I'll stick around a while longer. I no longer want to end myself at 45!)

With a look of sheer satisfaction and a Sharpie in the hand...

Pretty much.😂

Just gotta listen to them and do your best, and apologise when your best isnt very good. You've got this

Might want to put a sticker with 911 on the phone.

... why... just...please... talk it out.

Watching Billions with my gf recently and she asked of I'd noticed that one of Charles' eyebrows was more grey than the other. I hadn't. Her follow up question: "Have you noticed that about yours?" And now I can't not see that... Meh. It's not like I'm going to do anything about it.

... and olive oil ...

No can do.

Picasso!!!

Hell, just let him do it. By himself, that is—-and he better finish and NOT leave stuff laying around.

My nibling once got all offended that I got one more cookie than they did and turned around to narc on me to their mom, so I had another while giving them unblinking eye contact and told them that narcs don't prosper.

NGL peeing standing up just seems so much more efficient

5) Repeat

My son would do this occasionally. I’d just hold him down with my foot while I changed him.

IYKYK....

"Sissy, go get a pan from the kitchen and we'll have a duet!"

Doesn't work :(

Everyone is going to think he's one of Boris's