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"Most cities are nouns. New York is a verb." This quote is often attributed to John F. Kennedy, but even if he didn't say it, it still rings true today. New York is one of the world's most diverse cities, with a population of over eight million people and each one of them is a character all their own.

If you don't believe it, just check out the things Instagram page Overheard New York shares on their page. It's an ever-growing collection of conversation snippets people have overheard from actual New Yorkers. So, if you're curious, scroll down and see the wildest things people in The Big Apple talk about.

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    The Overheard (OH) project shares conversations from urbanites who live in other big U.S. cities, not just New York. Although The Overheard New York page is the most popular with 1.7M fans (followed closely by Overheard LA with 1.6M), their eavesdroppers operate in five altogether. The other U.S. cities include Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Austin.

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    Surprisingly, the franchise also crossed the Atlantic ocean and serves some British humor on the Overheard London page. There's also the Overheard University page, where people share the convos that can only happen in college and university halls and dorms. And if that's not enough for you, you can check out their page that also documents the funniest and most absurd dating mishaps, Overheard Dating.

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    Text post of a wild NYC conversation overheard in a bar about TikTok and family dynamics.

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    But wait, are these actual conversations that people have overheard someone having in one of the cities? We know some of these conversation snippets are so ridiculous it might be hard to believe they're true. The creators of OH don't really give a straight answer, only writing, "Yes, you cynical monster" in their website FAQ section.

    Interestingly, the New York account wasn't the one that started the whole franchise. In 2015, LA resident Jesse Margolis created the Overheard LA account after witnessing a ridiculous conversation at Erewhon on Beverly Boulevard. "I wasn't part of the Instagram culture, and I didn't even really know what an influencer was," Margolis told LA Times in 2018. "But I knew this was a cool thing, a reflection of me making fun of the city I love."

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    Funny NYC conversation about immigrant grandparents proud of hard work and dreaming of not working in Italy.

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    Tams21
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back then, working hard meant you had a chance of buying a house and fretting about bills every month.

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    #9

    Funny NYC conversation text post about the holy trinity of ski resorts seen in wild NYC conversations.

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    Heather Menard
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Colorado and still have never been to either

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    In an interview for the New York Times, Jesse said that the Overheard team doesn't exactly have a vetting system. "We aren't journalists — we basically do our best. I think half of the overheard stuff is legit overheard strangers. I think a lot of it is like a group of five friends drinking and talking. And someone spontaneously says something funny and the friends send it in."

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    Text post showing a wild NYC conversation where a passenger offers $20 to a subway musician not to play music.

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    ghtsv5bsvt
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And the bidding NOT to play will start at $20.. do I hear $30?”

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    Text-based image showing a humorous NYC conversation about watching the Times Square ball drop, highlighting wild NYC conversations.

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    Adrian
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Big Ben for 2000. It was insane.

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    #12

    Text image showing a wild NYC conversation about New York being the museum of smells, highlighting unique city discussions.

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    Glix Drap
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to Bradford after the World Curry Festival.

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    The creator of OH Margolis doesn't really want the fame that comes along with owning such a franchise. Until today, there's not much information online about him, except that he was a casting director for documentaries and reality TV shows in LA. "I think assigning an ego and a personality to the brand just diminishes it. It's just a much bigger idea if it's not about a person."

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    Text conversation showing a wild NYC conversation between a high school kid and woman walking by in New York City.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, maybe his dad is a VP at a trading company or his mom is a major real estate investor. I know a 25 year old who has his own apartment in the Upper West Side. It costs $6000/month, but his dad pays the bills. The apartment is in his dad's building.

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    In a previous interview for Bored Panda, the representatives of Overheard said that their criteria about what conversations to feature mostly depends on whether it's a shared experience. It can be about "dating, finance, spirituality, food, or local knowledge," their spokesperson said.

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    Text quote from wildest NYC conversations people can’t believe they heard about choosing a ring link for video doorbells.

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    Family's_disappointment
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something I would do... (Don't downvote me. It's just the way I'm. Necessity over Luxury.)

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    #17

    Girl untangling Happy New Year tiara on NYC street with a guy overhearing in one of the wildest NYC conversations.

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    Text of a wild NYC conversation about new year’s resolutions and publishing, showcasing one of the wildest NYC conversations overheard.

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Engine 5, Engine 7, Engine 11, Engine 21, Truck 7, Truck 8, Tower 16, Rescue 4, Rescue 6, Med 1, Med 3, Med 9, Battalion 10, Battalion 12, Chief 5; We have a Five Alarm fire..."🔥

    Interestingly, there's a website of the same name and a similar mission. Started around 2005, it's a project that even has its own Wikipedia page and other spinoffs like Overheard in the Office, Overheard at the Beach, Overheard Everywhere, and Celebrity Wit. This and similar websites use the format popularized by the website In Passing, which also documents snippets of conversations.

    #19

    Text conversation about celebrity divorces and family talks, illustrating wild NYC conversations people can't believe they heard.

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    #21

    Dad pushing toddler's stroller, annoyed, explaining difference between Bugs Bunny cartoon and Bad Bunny rapper in NYC conversation.

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    Family's_disappointment
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me it's sounds like an adorable exchange. Something they might get stuck in their memories. In the best way possible.

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    But what is it about eavesdropping that we like so much? Are we just nosy and intrusive by nature? When we're children, eavesdropping is actually a crucial part of our development. One study found that our ability to listen to conversations and glean information from them improves between the ages of 3 and 5. Even if we don't tell kids to listen to others' conversations for instructions, they're able to use the information they overhear to solve problems.

    #22

    Funny wild NYC conversation between boyfriend offering comfort and girlfriend threatening with alfredo sauce.

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    H R
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love it if my man said that to me

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    #23

    Text conversation about a tourist in NYC surprised a local doesn't know the name of a tall building in New York City.

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    Professor of language science and author of Eavesdropping: An Intimate History John Locke says that eavesdropping is a necessary habit. Sometimes, it can act as a self-preservation method. "We live in extremely complicated social arrangements in which there are lots of people who are competing with us for the things that we want and they want. We have to be somewhat geared up to do eavesdropping."

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    #25

    Text post about walking speed frustrations in NYC, capturing one of the wildest NYC conversations overheard by locals.

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    Glix Drap
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when they are behind you and walking at the same rate the they're a stalker.

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    #26

    Text conversation showing a wild NYC conversation between a waiter and guest about a server being three hours late.

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    #27

    Two men in NYC park introducing their dogs and sharing wild conversations about unusual pet names.

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    B.M.G.1
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it be the other way around ?

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    We're also tempted to eavesdrop because we like to know what people are really like inside. When a person thinks you can't hear them, they're not adhering to their public persona. Locke calls this "intimacy be theft" and can be justified by some as attempts to get to know people. "We love it when we get something that's truly genuinely true about others and so we still prefer taking it, or if not taking it, extracting clues on our own."

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    Conversation about dry January and shrooms from wild NYC conversations overheard in the city.

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    Glix Drap
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my kind of dry January.

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    #29

    Text post featuring a humorous excerpt from wild NYC conversations about someone being happy and greeting strangers.

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    #30

    Text conversation illustrating one of the wildest NYC conversations where small towns are unfavorably compared.

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    Nizumi
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small town Europe will have transportation links to major city centres - buses, trains, trams, whatever. Small town Europe will have everything you really need on a daily basis within walking distance, as well as at least two cafés where they also serve wine / beer. Small town USA and Canada will require you to have a car to drive 30 to 45 minutes to go get basic groceries that you can no longer afford because you had to pay for gas.

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    What truth about New Yorkers did you get from this list, Pandas? Were some of them relatable, or do you think you have to be a New Yorker to truly get what these urbanites are talking about? Let us know your opinion in the comments! And if you'd like to see more overheard conversations from New York, check out our previous posts here, here, and here!

    #31

    Text message conversation highlighting one of the wildest NYC conversations overheard between a girl and a bodega guy.

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    UKGrandad
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the old joke that ends: Customer: '£25? The shop on the high street only charges £20.' Shopkeeper: 'So why don't you get it from there?' Customer: ' They're out of stock'. Shopkeeper: ' Yeah, and when I'm out of stock, mine are £20, too'.

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    #32

    Text post from NYC cafe conversation saying a guy on the phone wanting to be in love but finding everyone gross.

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    Family's_disappointment
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who overheard me? 🤨🤨 How dare you expose my secret!!🤨

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    #33

    Text conversation showing a wild NYC conversation about depression and cold in a casual city setting.

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    Funny NYC conversation text showing a wild dialogue about hometowns on the Upper East Side.

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh... now there are so many ways to that this conversation could have ended a potential friendship/relationship.

    #35

    Text conversation example from wildest NYC conversations where someone talks about Mondays and cat therapy.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therapy for a cat? Maybe it just needs to be confused -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzi3k7K0lFA

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    #36

    Text screenshot of a wild NYC conversation: older woman walking out of Penn Station says she will walk slow and take it all in, husband disagrees.

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    Family's_disappointment
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwww ❤️❤️ "Babe." Out of context but that sounded so sweet

    #37

    Dad and daughter having a funny conversation about the stock market in a wild NYC conversation overheard on the street.

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    Krd
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, and that is what late stage capitalism looks like. When things go bad you try to profit off it. Disgusting.

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    #38

    Text post of a wild NYC conversation about owning big dogs as a status symbol showing apartment size.

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    Glix Drap
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I think of how much more shìt you will have to pick up.

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    Alt text: Funny overheard NYC conversation about a guy walking a husky in freezing weather and a stranger’s comment.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, can you imagine living next to the guy with the Husky? Very sweet dogs, but they don't shut up

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    #40

    Text conversation depicting a humorous NYC conversation between a customer and cashier about paying with cash.

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    Angela B
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I paid cash for a coffee the other day. In notes and coins The young person serving held the money in their hand and simply stared at it, for quite a few seconds.

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    #42

    Alt text: Shirtless NYC man on phone uses strong language then wishes passerby Merry Christmas in wild conversation.

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    #43

    Text message showing a wild NYC conversation about someone claiming to be sick while posting on Instagram in Mykonos.

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    David Morgan
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she needed to get more Vitamin D to get over her cold..../s

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    #46

    Text post with an NYC wild conversation about a ratty 80s shirt and funny Brooklyn encounter shared online.

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    Couple with stroller having a funny conversation about gloves and mittens, a wild NYC conversation overheard.

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    The Goo King
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda silly when you edit out the actual punchline. It this a "make your own joke" sort of post?

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    #50

    Little girl tells her dad she wishes the snow was money in a wild NYC conversation overheard in New York.

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    XenoMurph
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's thinking notes, cute. In reality it would be pennies. Smashing windscreens, injuring people, blocking roads with tonnes of copper, that's now worthless. I know how life treats us dreamers.

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    #51

    Text post showing a wild NYC conversation about New York at Christmastime and tourists blocking the way.

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    royal crablets
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's magical how so many people who live around trees all year 'round spend thousands to stand in the cold to look at a tree.

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    #53

    Text conversation featuring a wild NYC conversation about UberEats delivery and relationship frustrations.

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    David Morgan
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you aren't dating, you're just hooking up. Accept it or ditch now before you waste time.

    #54

    Text post of a wild NYC conversation about creativity, passion for music, and living out dreams in the city.

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    Nizumi
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 years and counting... ;)

    #55

    Text conversation with a wild NYC conversation about bisexuality and Brooklyn from overheard NYC talks.

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    #57

    Bartender turns off music and yells at ladies for bathroom line in one of the wildest NYC conversations overheard.

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    quentariel
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But girls going to bar bathroom together is more practical, not to mention safer. Friends are there to hold my purse if the place it's dirty, see that I can do my business in peace without worrying about anyone interrupting, possibly helping closing that last inch of a stubborn dress zipper and check that I look presentable afterwards. And then after ten minutes we do the whole thing again the other way round. (I go to bars really rarely, but when I do, never without a good friend(s).)

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    #58

    Text post sharing a wild NYC conversation about Insta Stories and people acting differently in their hometowns.

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    Anon M
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only when you lived in NY do you get this.

    #59

    Text post from NYC conversations about people saying emailing between today and New Year’s is an exercise in futility.

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    Text post about NYC conversations mentioning height and red flags in relationships from wild NYC conversations people can't believe.

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    Midoribird Aoi
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "At 6'9", you can beat me and keep me from my friends and family, and I would still marry you." /s

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    #61

    Middle aged woman on phone sharing wild NYC conversation about personal and local news equally bad to hear.

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    Michael Largey
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Equal? Your mom will be back to normal eventually. But Absolute Bagels is absolutely gone!

    #62

    Text post from wild NYC conversations saying first time hosting a party on Lexapro and feeling great, overheard in New York.

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    Wildest NYC conversation text from SoulCycle instructor about channeling struggles and personal relationships.

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    #64

    Dialogue on the LIRR with a conductor and tourist, showcasing one of the wildest NYC conversations overheard.

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    aubergine10003
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not true... the Staten Island Ferry is free

    #65

    Excerpt of a wild NYC conversation where strangers discuss recognition and TV show references.

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    Gary
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The censorship on here is starting to get really irritating.

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    #66

    Text post showing a wild NYC conversation about Selena Gomez getting engaged and a high school friend having a baby.

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    Text conversation about self diagnosis and behavior, reflecting wild NYC conversations people can't believe they heard.

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    Gary
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet again the consorship ruins the article.

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    #68

    Text post sharing a wild NYC conversation about age perceptions in New York City from overheard NYC conversations.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd actually say the opposite. A NYC 21 is an everywhere else 30. 1) They have way more experience with people from around the world than the average person from elsewhere. 2) The amount of smog has done serious damage to their skin. Now a Miami 21 is an everywhere else 45, simply because of the skin damage. An LA 30 is an everywhere else 21 totally because of the plastic surgery and utter lack of social skills

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    Text showing a wild NYC conversation about tolerance and getting tipsy after three drinks, highlighting NYC conversations.

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    George S Gurchinoff III
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a high tolerance does not absolutely equal alcohol abuse

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    #71

    Text post from NYC conversations saying being too out of it to text in lowercase is ruining the person's brand.

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    Text of a wild NYC conversation about relationship doubts and hiding a normal job from a partner, from overheard New York.

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    #74

    Father to family discussing no more Aesop soap in a wild NYC conversation overheard in New York City.

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    Khavrinen
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aesop makes soap? I thought he just told fables.

    #75

    A wild NYC conversation quote stating a New Yorker prefers not to be called American from overheard NYC posts.

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    Vivian McBride
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All Americans abroad, "Oh, I'm from, (insert state or ciythere)."

    #76

    Pregnant woman in NYC discussing zodiac signs Gemini and Cancer in a wild conversation overheard by locals.

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    Michael Largey
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ask for a Gemini, blame yourself if you get twins.

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