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One of my favorite things about visiting English-speaking countries is being able to eavesdrop as much as my heart desires. Forget having a conversation with whoever I’m sipping coffee with, I want to hear about the woman two tables away who’s spilling all of the tea on her toxic ex-boyfriend!

And apparently, I’m not the only one who loves a healthy dose of eavesdropping, because there are several Instagram accounts fully dedicated to it. Below, you’ll find some of our favorite recent posts from Overheard New York, as well as a conversation with Adam Groffman of Travels of Adam. Enjoy reading through these hilarious conversations, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you want to move to the Big Apple!

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TheMagicOfBeingMia
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3 years ago

Yep, that is indeed a piece of s**t

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    SH Holmes
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    3 years ago

    Cats are neat.

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    A B C the Third
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    3 years ago

    Kiddo is inevitably gonna find that out the hard way in a couple of years...

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    SH Holmes
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    3 years ago

    This logic is impeccable. /s

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    Susan Teter
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    3 years ago (edited)

    That's Ganja Grammy to you, little spliff!

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    Amanda Rose
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    3 years ago

    Sounds like a conversation I would have.

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    _mentally_insane_(she/her)
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    3 years ago

    If someone ghosts you, and then you force them to talk to you, is that necromancy?

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    Shark Lady
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    3 years ago

    Worth a try.

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    Stary_cat
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    3 years ago

    Or like a human being that is enjoying their surroundings?

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    sbj
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    3 years ago

    There must be a but..

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    Saint Tim the Godless
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    3 years ago

    People like that help make work feel like work.

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    Šimon Špaček
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    3 years ago

    I heard that about cars. "Anyone slower me is just a stupid snail and anyone faster is a dangerous idiot."

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    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago

    In all fairness, I imagine no NYC resident would normally say anything.

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    Shark Lady
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    3 years ago

    Awkward

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    TheMagicOfBeingMia
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    3 years ago

    True friendship

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    Almost sunny
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    3 years ago

    Hahahaha.

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    Libstak
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    3 years ago

    Reasonable

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    Nichole Harris
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    3 years ago

    They draw powerball Wednesday..... Thin I could borrow your darling proph-....ahem son... Yeah darling son?

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    Mycroft1967
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    3 years ago

    Did you think I was all wet or too shallow?

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    PrismatizedOozeLordZ
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    3 years ago

    There is a difference between being broke and having a broken sense of priorities.

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    Shark Lady
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    3 years ago

    Sounds like an episode of Friends.

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    Amanda Rose
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    3 years ago

    I would say that!

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    C W
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    3 years ago

    Sad. A very sad commentary.

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    Mycroft1967
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    3 years ago

    Acquaintances with benefits.

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    Rob Williams
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    3 years ago

    We had a picnic in Spain once. We each had to go to the market and get something to eat; ham, bread, cheese, etc. My friend came back with a half kilo of butter because he thought 'manteca' was a type of cheese.

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    Stary_cat
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    3 years ago

    Exactly! This is why we need pockets that we can fit more than a spec of dust in!

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    Amy
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    3 years ago (edited)

    Nightmares are dreams too :P

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    Stary_cat
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    3 years ago

    Now the question did he ever get to the airport?

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    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago

    You either walk quickly or be walked on.

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    C W
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    3 years ago

    This resonates!

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    Esther Tomin
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    3 years ago

    Snap!

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    Owen
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    F**k off is the perfect response to quite a lot of things. It's a highly versatile word.

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    Cricketgeeklol
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    3 years ago

    Do you know a similar thing happened with my uncle and aunt. Neither are gay but they divorced a few months ago but now they still talk and they are friends. This is also good because they have kids aged 10 and 7 so the experience is not too bad for them 💔

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    Nea
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    3 years ago

    This happened with me in Delhi metro! For weeks, I secretly had a crush on the ‘thief’ and hoped its ‘him’.

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    Mycroft1967
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    3 years ago

    That's a concrete answer. Least he didn't make up stories.

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    SkekVi
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    3 years ago

    this is so real! XD

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    Isaac Harvey
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    3 years ago (edited)

    Later: boss: “why does it say ‘renamed ‘Tacos’’ under ‘drinks’?”

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    Alvia Vseobecna
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    3 years ago

    😂😂😂😂

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    3 years ago

    Benefit of having an ugly boyfriend: Harder for him to cheat! (And people say I'm bad at selling myself...)

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    Shark Lady
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    3 years ago

    Nice to hear of men having the same issues as us.

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    Mycroft1967
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    3 years ago

    Want a little cheese with that whine?

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    Rizzo
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    3 years ago

    I would answer: "Only if you don't have any real beer?" 😉 Greetings from Germany. 👋😁

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    Florence O'Grady
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    3 years ago

    I think we all need to make friends with the Sanitation Employees. They know when and where the good stuff gets tossed.

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    Esther Tomin
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    3 years ago

    Totally

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    3 years ago

    "Surprise!"

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    Anne Jones
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    3 years ago

    Pushing in line? In the UK, chaos and swearing would ensue..

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    Owen
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    3 years ago

    I would like further information.

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    Saint Tim the Godless
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    3 years ago

    Fellow millennials, the word you are looking for is 'insipid'.

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    Colin
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    3 years ago

    So much death due to those two kids. Whole thing took place over a week.

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    nari.
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    3 years ago

    REAL

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    Shark Lady
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    3 years ago

    It's all about perspective.

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    Owen
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    Great burn.

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    Stary_cat
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    3 years ago

    Self checkout sucks for one reason that when a spec of dust goes ont he weighing thing than you need staff permission to go on

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    Owen
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    This is wrong. Donuts are made to be eaten. Eat them. Eat the donuts.

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    3 years ago

    I had to look 'Bodega' up. Never heard that word before.

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    MrLiesegang
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    3 years ago

    This is a conversation I often imagine myself, when I think how can she be with him and He’s a jerk and bully

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    Owen
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    It feels wierd to say it like this, but that woman has Big D**k Energy.

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    Anička
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    3 years ago

    Ouch

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    Adults do not drink rosé wine.

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    3 years ago

    😂😂😂

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    Kel_how
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    Lol! At least he has hobbies 🤷‍♀️🤪

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    Rizzo
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    3 years ago

    My ricotta toast with caramelized tomatoes was described as 'to die for' by friends. *zipp* 😉

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    C W
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    3 years ago

    Yes! A deal breaker for me before I married my husband was to make sure he voted in every election. He does. I'm not living with someone who doesn't take that power seriously.

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    Esther Tomin
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    Gonna use this!

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    baby frog
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    3 years ago

    y’all don’t assume 😭 it doesn’t end well

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    C W
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    3 years ago

    Ah, yes! I grew up in Chicago - the part on the Indiana side of the state line.

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    This dude knows what he's about, and I respect that.

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    Kel_how
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    3 years ago

    Flight attendants aren't bartenders!

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    Stephen Nussbaum
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    3 years ago

    Philly is the worst city with the worst people, a horrible, horrible place

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    Rizzo
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    3 years ago

    I had to google it. For all non-americans: Hamptons is 'posh countryside'.

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    baby frog
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    3 years ago

    there’s no pre made mac and cheese 😭😭😭

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    nari.
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    3 years ago

    i sent this to my dad

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    Owen
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    This could be useful if she was abusive.

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    Kel_how
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    3 years ago

    Ew, social media needs to die

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    baby frog
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    3 years ago

    not to be negative- but dump are a- she ain’t worth it

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    Shark Lady
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    3 years ago

    Can't say I'm a stranger to this excuse!

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    𖤐houseplant𖤐
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    3 years ago

    oh yes the credible source excuse 😈

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    SkekVi
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    3 years ago

    As someone from LA... I mean, yeah? We're chill in Cali. That's kind of our thing out west. XD

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