When you live in a city, sometimes it's impossible to hide your ears from private conversations. A fittingly named Instagram account called Overheard New York joins Overheard L.A., documenting some of the funniest small talk examples to be said in the streets.

"It started out as an accident," the anonymous creator of the two accounts told VOGUE. He was sitting at Erewhon, a cult L.A. health market, when he couldn't avoid a "long and absurd conversation with loads of random funny questions between two girls" (it included vegan bistros, tanning, egg freezing, and pit bulls, all at the same time). After he posted the exchange on his personal Instagram page, it quickly became a hit among his contacts. Fast forward by a few similar posts and a screenwriter friend suggested he should create an individual account, dedicated to cataloging the eccentricities and stupid questions of L.A.'s population.

Eventually, the creator started taking conversation starter submissions via e-mail and direct messages. "We get about 100 submissions a day." After West Coast comedy account became viral, he started thinking about New York City. "I think people who follow the L.A. page see 10 percent of themselves, but it feels more like a fantasy land, whereas I think New York feels more real. I think it’s a little harsher; it has a little bit more of an attitude. I think you would read those posts and think they’re funny and relatable."

Scroll down to check out the funny questions and quotes, upvote your favorites and let us know if you think they represent the locals appropriately! And if you live in either of these cities, start conversations with care, because you might end up with this bunch!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lost my faith in pigeons when I was three on the day a pigeon launched a missile attack on my ice cream right before a big lick.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

6'3" guy walks in to the aisle where I'm shopping, just as I finish using an extendable backscratcher to fish an item off the top shelf. He looks puzzled. I say, "Where were you two minutes ago?"

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Victor Calamity
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've got news for you: if you're watching a couple break up, then you've got about a dozen cable channels

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe he was a fashion critic, those guys sometimes have the homeless look with all the crappy trends they try on

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clever but I fin people in New York don't have time for three sentences, hence the liberal use of the middle finger

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL! Totally something that would happen to my mom. Years ago, she was at a friend's house getting ready to go out somewhere and her friend was sitting on the couch. My mom went up to her and said "Come on! Get dressed! Put on some make up! Let's go!" and her friend said, "But I already got ready..."

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aliens can find me by just knowing the planet, while pizza delivery doesn't even find me by knowing the address.

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