50 Of The Funniest Memes From “Men’s Humor” That Women Can Enjoy Too (New Pics)

Phil knows the weather, I’d listen to him.

Fair enough

more accurate than our national weather office :D

The wild equivalent of the War Thunder social media accounts and server hamsters

perfect

Or just getting massive tax cuts and subsidies from the government for no reason? Oh wait you have to already be a millionaire for that.

Oh I see where I went wrong. I was only committing moderate-sized fraud!

Sell some sneakers.

Overinflate your future revenue stream from money saved with the homemade coffee. Then borrow against this revenue and buy property, say in New York. Then overestimate your costs and underestimate revenues for tax purposes. Then build up a media profile, stand for office and get supporters to pay for your lawyers. Oh, and maybe have a rich dad.

Or inheriting it

This is a bit odd, and I say this *as* a vegan. You can just not serve meat at your event if you're that committed to your choices; it's then up to your guests whether they think they can manage to live without meat for a single meal.

This is nonsense, you don't have to do without anyone, the food that a vegan eats can be eaten by anyone, we are not talking about a medical treatment... What I think is really happening is that someone needed an excuse to reduce the guest list.

But aren’t homo sapiens technically omnivorous? At least we have a choice on whether or not we eat meat unlike herbivores and carnivores

Vegans: I DON'T WANT TO HURT THE ANIMALS!!! The animals: *eats other animals*

Vegan food can actually be quite good, so why the hatred?

Basically our choices are an old man or an old man who is also an evil, racist narcissist. Fairly easy choice.

I am 80. I am not the president. I could run machinery in a factory .BUT, I get told I am too old to work!

It’s not right.

Now, who's making the assumption that ALL 70-80 year old people are declining mentally or in skill?

Would u just like for all of us to die and stop breathing your air?

I taught a course where I was the author of the textbook. Every year I had the school print out a copy of the pdf for each student. Of course I needed the approval of the department head. It was one of the few times when it was a good thing to be the department head.

Chaotic good.

Legendary move !

Anna's Archive. Thank me later.

This is a good professor

Achievement Unlocked: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

No problem. I already don't listen to any of that c**p.

Nothing against her, but I wouldn't know a Beyonce song if Beyonce herself sang it to me.

I'd love to take up the offer but unfortunately I don't have $10,00,000

Give me $1000 to not listen to any of them

Hell I've never heard one that I know of? Pay up!

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Nice, a panini and a napkin to wipe your mouth with!

Reminded me of when I went bungee jumping. Jump was free, to climb the 80 foot tower was $70.

Way back when, (sure that they probably still do) college kids threw keggers, and charged for the purchase of the cup. "We weren't selling beer, that requires a liquor license."

That's kind of how the weed van operates just over the border near me in NJ. They sell stickers, and depending on what sticker you buy, you get *free* marijuana.

Reminds me of the "Raines Sandwich" story, back in the old days, in NYC, you could not sell Alcohol without food under the Raines Act, so places would give a free sandwhich with your drink, and resell that same free sandwich for weeks while it was moldy to every single patron. People will find ways around the laws, happens all the time

What if they're bisexual?