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#1
No Garage, No Problem
TonyTee 2 years ago
And even if I did have a garage I wouldn’t see myself starting a huge company. Maybe just a hangout spot for some good ol fun 👌🏼 That’d be my best investment 😎
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Should be worded’ if your rich parents have a garage they’re not using’
KAM 2 years ago
1. Agreed. No garage, no rich a$$ parents. However, 2. Google didn't start in a garage (it was started as a project when Larry and Sergey were in Stanford University). 3. Disney did not start in a garage either (Walt and his brother Roy started the Disney Brothers Cartoon Studio from an office in Burbank, CA). 4. The garage in the picture for Disney is actually the starting place of the original tech giant, Hewlett-Packard.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Or parents who have a spare $100,000.00 lying around gathering dust that they can gift to me as a nest egg.
According to the founder of the 'Xavier' Facebook page, they don't mind other meme copycats on social media. However, they do take issue with those pages that make dirty memes and objectify genders which they don't support at all.
"I want my memes to be clean and simple, and I don’t want myself to be associated with someone who objectifies people on the basis of color, gender, and sexual preferences. When I created the page, I was expecting 50K followers in a month which is a very good figure in itself, but by the grace of God, the page reached around 350K followers in the first month itself. Everyone loved to see Xavier’s viewpoint on things," the founder told Bored Panda via email.
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#2
Word Play Wonders
UKGrandad 2 years ago
I hope these people never learn about the English East Coast town, Scunthorpe!
Id row 2 years ago
Well, we know Xavier watches The Simpsons anyway. I would have said there's fun in dysfunction. fun-in-fun...a4d4ec.jpg 
#3
Seats and Consequences
Ginny Weasley 2 years ago
She should sit on one of the empty seats either beside or behind the guy in the blue shirt…
Malfar 2 years ago
You can play either the "equal rights" card or "give me a seat because I am a woman", never both.
René Sauer 2 years ago
Just for being a woman? Nope. If you are pregnant or disabled, sure. But just being a woman doesn´t entitle you to a seat.
Cheyanne Pavan 2 years ago
The implication that women are less capable than men of standing on a bus, based solely on their gender, is a flat-out insult to women.
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Where is he finding these weird posts to reply to? I've never seen a post where a woman says she deserves a seat simply because she's a woman.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Reminds me of the joke, "I can't believe my friend got fired for simply sleeping with his patients. For this outmoded morality, the world has lost one of the best veterinarians it has ever known." (But, uh, of course outmoded morality is not why you shouldn't sleep with your patients.)
TonyTee 2 years ago (edited)
I always give up my seats for the elderly, disabled, and women and children. I was so surprised the few times someone else gave their seat up to me in return, mostly men who I guess admired me for what I did. I love it when kindness goes around like that 😌 About 3 times a woman would try giving me her seat and I refused to take it, old school class and respect is where it’s at, treat a woman right fellas
Minister, Nnam Gideon 2 years ago
So all of a sudden, the shape of your genitals makes you more deserving?
We were very curious about what advice the 'Xavier' meme page curator would give someone who wants to stand out on social media. According to them, authenticity is probably the most important aspect of having an online presence.
"I would like to give one piece of advice to everyone who wants to stand out on social media: just be real. Don’t worry about likes or followers, just have a motive of bringing a positive change in the world and bringing joy to other people's lives. Giving is all we are supposed to do. Technical advice: Work on SMO [social media optimization], develop design skills, learn about psychology, etc." they suggested.
The page founder opened up to Bored Panda that they've been making memes ever since their college failed to offer them employment. "One day I was sitting alone and thought of a character which would hit the hearts of millions of people, so I put all my thoughts into it and decided on 'Xavier'—a middle-aged Indian man with a mustache, who you would least expect to say witty things, with whom people would empathize," they said.
#4
Harsh Reality Check
Loverboy 2 years ago
Oof. had parents like this. straight A's or punishment. F**k anyone like that
not your average weirdo 2 years ago
My parents are like this but not as harsh ig? To them it's above 90% or get guilt tripped
Ozymandias73 2 years ago
I remember in Jr. HS, I had a fellow student who was literally BAWLING b/c he received a low grade A on an assignment and not an A+. I asked him why he was so upset, he told me b/c his parents would be upset.
#5
Queue the Plot Twist
Loverboy 2 years ago
I have a feeling he contributed very little. You didn't change her, she changed herself for the better and I have a feeling she's going to make another healthy decision and get rid of another 250 pounds.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
How do we know the first picture isn't the way she has changed? Some guys get really jealous and insecure when they have a thin and beautiful wife or girlfriend and want them to gain weight so they've won't leave or cheat (like that's a reason not to- I don't think so) my cousin in law is one of them and his wife went from 130 to 250 pounds and he gets mad if she loses weight. Either way it's a really weird thing to say honestly
Dekker451 2 years ago
Because it's on the left. Before pictures on the left, After pictures on the right.
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De Nilla 2 years ago
Because both pictures were taken the same night, with 2 different women. The shape of the nose and eyebrows is not the same on the women. And the man has the exact same hair and shirt. It's also in the same place but a slightly different angle.
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Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Yeah- funny how, despite being no supermodel himself, he didn't feel a need to "change" HIMSELF at all during this process- oh no!- of course it's only HER who needs to change/"improve" for HIM! Self centred w*nker!
#6
Opposite Ends of Movie Night
"So there I was, changed my name legally, got myself plastic surgery to look like my imagination," they joked. However, the goal of their meme page is very wholesome: making people's lives better by getting them to smile and laugh.
"The purpose of Xavier, more than fame, more than money (which I’m getting none anyway) is to bring smiles into the lives of people, I get many messages on how my memes make people happy, which is my biggest motivation to carry on despite being broke and put all my focus into bringing joy and happiness in their lives."
The founder added that they'd like to share their gratitude. "I would like to thank Asif, who’s one of the kindest and sweetest people on the earth, and thanks for believing in me always and helping me out with everything. One more mention I would like to make is 'SkyWolf' who is my own alter ego, pushed me to be stronger and believe in myself."
#7
Domestic Brand Loyalty
Stannous Flouride 2 years ago
Except when it's their towels: ala Friends- Joey to Chandler who kept using his towel: "What's the first thing you dry with that towel? Now think of the last thing I dry with it." Edit for those confused: face & crotch.
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#8
Fence Hacking 101
Monday 2 years ago
Technically no. They're touching the fence so a very pedantic stadium owner could say they are trespassing.
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Paul Neff 2 years ago
Justice is the ethical, philosophical idea that people are to be treated impartially, fairly, properly, and reasonably by the law... the second picture is not justice, as it is not impartial.
Archeides 2 years ago
That is just one form of justice. What you quoted is from Cornell Law School. Justice has a different definition wherever you go.
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Brock Landers 2 years ago
Equality of outcome is wrong. Equality of opportunity is the way to go.
Bi Emo 007 (he/him) ️🇨🇦🇺🇦️🇯🇵 2 years ago
They showed us this image in school, and then I got the Soviet Union anthem stuck in my head…
RiotGirl 2 years ago
Back up to even. No way your comment should be downvoted Comrade!
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Pug Pug 2 years ago
Why is one justice? I get an advantage because im shorter? I feel like this one is the illusion of equality, and one is actual equality
Codie 2 years ago
It's about fairness and has been edited. The panel that says "This is justice" used to say "this is equity"
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#9
Perfectly Ambiguous Zones
Evolbeky 2 years ago
More like the un-f****d zone, but yeah lol. Poor guy
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The ‘Idealist Xavier’ Facebook page has 2.8 million followers and has gotten 1.8 million likes. Meanwhile, the ‘Xavier Komedy’ (yes, with a ‘k,’ not a ‘c’) account on Instagram, which is run by the same team, has 9k followers.
The founders of the project have also created the ‘We Are Xavier’ Facebook group on top of that. So if you’re a fan of Xavier memes or simply want to follow the life of this imaginary man with an odd sense of humor, then they’ve got you covered.
‘Reply Guy’ Xavier is what happens when you take the Pakalu Papito novelty Twitter account and make it go beyond viral. Papito is a fictional Indian convenience store clerk with a large mustache who is best known for his joke tweets, love of puns, and use of irreverent humor.
Meanwhile, the ‘Reply Guy’ part alludes to certain internet users who are overly flirty on social media and respond to many women’s comments.
#10
Billion-Dollar Bargain Humor
John Kamau 2 years ago
But, they are making billions by gathering OUR BIG DATA and pretending to be giving it to us for Free... THESE MFs
#11
Scared Together, Laughing Together
Loverboy 2 years ago
Stare at your parents the entire time the sex scene is playing in order to make it as uncomfortable as possible.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
I used to bend down and pretend to tie my shoe for 5 minutes when I was a teenager
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microwaved mcdonalds fries 2 years ago
even worse: watching romantic movies with parents AND grandparents
Freddy M. (He/Him) 2 years ago
Who do you have to watch comedy movie with to make it a romance?
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
Same thing with watching tv shows or YouTubers with parents, I can’t watch YouTube without my dad criticizing what I’m watching, which is why I don’t watch with him in the room
#12
Publish or Perish Dilemma
Originally launched in mid-2013, Papito’s Twitter account soon gained hundreds of thousands of followers on the social media platform. “The character is presented as a 7-11 convenience store clerk who has an intimate relationship with his pet camel,” Know Your Meme explains. The very first thing that Papito shared on his Twitter account was about how he’s single.
In late 2013, the official Pakalu Papito Facebook page was created which reposted everything that the founder of the character shared on Twitter. The page, like its counterpart on Twitter, soon went viral as well. The character became more and more popular, the meme spread, and more internet users became aware of the character’s existence. However, some social media users thought that the meme was too stereotypical.
#13
Floating on Drama
Loverboy 2 years ago
Nah, he's trying to attract a crowd so when he does come out without clothes, the effect is as large as possible.
Plebbit 2 years ago
Yes, but if he stays in there too long, the effect will be anything but "large"
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Csaba Horvath 2 years ago
But if he needs attention, he only needs to come out without clothes :D
Laura Price 2 years ago
I have FB friend like this. Every. Single. Post . She is sick, broken,car is broken, quit her job, kids sick, tired etc.. She does have some struggles but I live near her and she has A LOT of good things happen and never posts those.
RuffianLivesOn 2 years ago
Yes Alex, I'll take "Things no one asked" for 100.
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#14
Mixed Signals on Parenting
Moosy Girl 2 years ago
I was thinking that girl looks a lot like McKenna Grace, haha.
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Joey 2 years ago
That's Chris Evans and McKenna Grace in "Gifted", and if you haven't seen it, you've missed out. Masterpiece.
Amanda Hunter 2 years ago
Unfortunately, most dads I've seen lately with children are with him looking at his phone, ignoring his children.
Vero SM 2 years ago
Years ago they used to ignore children with other stuff
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Ducklord88 2 years ago
Captian america beats communism by summoning mr krabs with olaf
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Lost in Translation Moments
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
I think they already know. Look how far away from him they are standing!
Sarcastic and Proud 2 years ago
I find it hilarious when some people learning English pluralize everything. What's your favorite anime? Dragons Balls. No that's hentai!!!!
According to Know Your Meme, the original creator of Papito has “fallen off and out of public view” after being suspended in the summer of 2018. However, quality memes never truly die. Others rushed to pick up Papito’s banner just as soon as it’d fallen. That’s why you see such an incredible number of copycat Papito accounts all over social media: only now they often use the name Xavier instead.
#16
Campaigns Come and Go
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
Why are you basing your relationships on the amount of money spent on you?
MP 2 years ago
She’s probably dating men who date based on looks and just making an equitable and fair trade.
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General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
In the US campaigns are 24/7/365 lately. Members of the House, with their two-year terms, are out campaigning and raising money again before they've even found the bathrooms in the Capitol Building.
John G 2 years ago
They know where the bathrooms are since most of them have had the job for 20 years.
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Grey Aria 2 years ago
In the United States, they start campaigning almost immediately after elections...
Tee Rat 2 years ago
"I know I have the job, but let me tell you how I'm going to do it better next time.,
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Cyndi Moring 2 years ago
yes, I learned this myself when I dated a broke guy. Seems he spent his rent on flowers.
#17
Who Needs a Bite?
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
Their doctors were scared of them.
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Loverboy 2 years ago (edited)
Why would she do that? To flex? Who the f**k flexes apple products? I mean not that I can afford them but come on now (Edit: Yes I get it's not real)
ॐBoyGanesh 2 years ago
Not that I’m an Apple fan or anything, but aren’t Samsungs (you know, the Galaxy line which is the majority of US Android sales as per PCmag & CNET) the same price as iPhones? My Galaxy Z was $1600. My iPhone 14 Pro Max was $1300. I’m just curious why the Apple overprice thing is still being peddled.
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Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
Am I the only one who tore off my phone case just to make sure my apple logo had a bite taken out of it-
Boberta 2 years ago
This might be a mirror image, because the leaf is pointing the wrong way too.
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Edward Dwyer 2 years ago
Biting her 'apple' may be possible. I need more information aka a body photo.
#18
Experience Requirements Be Like
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
Okay I think some of these might be the same guy replacing profile pictures with his face, because last time we saw this post on bored panda I don’t remember that being the profile picture
Ozymandias73 2 years ago
Won't hire w/o experience. But how do you get experience if they won't hire you to train you the experience you need to get hired with said experience?? /s
Xenon 2 years ago (edited)
I think they may just be high visibility vests. They're also wearing hardhats. Field trip maybe?
Load More Replies...Know Your Meme also points out that some of Papito’s copycats “appear to be the first actual Indians to take on Pakalu Papito’s face and gimmick. They routinely post in Hindi and engage with Indian trends and topics.” The meme has, in effect, gone international and appeals to people all over the globe.
#19
Marriage Myths Busted
LK 2 years ago
Married men lived longer than single men. However, single women live longer than married women.
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TonyTee 2 years ago
If I ever married I would leave it up to the wife to plan out but I personally would rather it be simple with the Justice of the Peace 🤷🏻♂️ Marriage can be a beautiful thing, but it can also be absolute torture, make sure if you marry the person you’re marrying is 100% worth it. It doesn’t always have to be a gamble, just listen to your heart as it’s never wrong. 😌
Tee Rat 2 years ago
I was married by a justice of the peace, the whole wedding cost $100. My wife was a very practical person and wanted to make sure we had the money for whatever might come up.
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AxolotlViolet (they/them) 2 years ago
Accept that Asexuals and Aromantics exist, world. I am not getting married
Evolbeky 2 years ago
Everyone should be free to do/not do whatever makes them happy :)
Load More Replies... Milton Trachtenburg 2 years ago
No, but if you find a great partner, it can make you feel less old than you are.
Scott T Brynildsen 2 years ago
Not if it's Kevin Hart. That bastard ages me every time he opens his trap.
MontanaMariner 2 years ago
Nah, I've learned the best thing I can do for people I care about is get out of the way and leave them alone.
#20
Pixelated Realities
#21
Luxury On Patrol
Loverboy 2 years ago
Any police department spending that much money on police cars needs to seriously rethink their priorities.
Winnie the Moo 2 years ago
It’s Dubai. They have so much money they don’t know on what to spend it on next.
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Bi Emo 007 (he/him) ️🇨🇦🇺🇦️🇯🇵 2 years ago
Aston Martins are so freaking cool, but they should be reserved for British spies with questionable political views, not police officers
Khall Khall 2 years ago
You get hauled off to jail and get stuck in the Camaro tho. Like not even a Ferrari ride.
Diana Lucas 2 years ago
In Dubai they need fast police cars because the people they're chasing have really fast cars!
The original creator of Papito’s character isn’t known, but some internet users believe that he might be an actual man living in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Most others, however, think that he must be a fake persona because of the amount of edgy (and sometimes insensitive) humor involved.
The most popular formats for Xavier memes are twofold. In the first, content creators place Xavier’s witty comment on top of something that another internet user posted. In the second, Xavier is seen chatting with someone else: either a complete stranger or another novelty account.
#22
Uncomfortable Compliments
RamiRudolph 2 years ago
Is that the "guy sitting in a pool with PS2 graphics for his face" meme?
#23
Awkward Family Feud
#24
When Loyalty Outshines Logic
Carmen Simu 2 years ago
Read Xavier's line again. There's at least one more person with the dog.
Barong 2 years ago
So many cool stories we can make up for these pictures. The bottom picture is most fascinating. Maybe it’s a school boat taking kids off to school. Maybe the photographer and his dog chased party goers off his private island. I’m counting 11 people. Perhaps it’s a defeated soccer team going home after a match.
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 2 years ago
I like the way you think…11 bad guys apprehended and boated back after escaping from a prison surrounded in a moat full of alligators (I KNOW, but they made it!) and the dog bark-yelling, “YEAH, and STAY OUT!” *sweeps paws together like he’s clearing the dust from a big brawl off them*
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Lunaofthenest (She/they) 2 years ago
I've seen that pic before & there was no flood water? The one where they're pushing the car. It's all LIES!
Karen Anderson 2 years ago
Photographer had his own boat - and still has a heart. Would you ride with people who would do this????
Internet comments, unlike real-life comebacks, don’t have to be as speedy. You can take your time to craft the perfect silly response. However, the comments really do have to be brief. Internet users are bombarded with massive amounts of information every single day in their feeds, so if your comment is too long, you’ve lost your audience (even if your quip was good).
#25
Biggest Fan Energy
#26
Caught in the Friend Zone
️ ️lefty libra️ (she/her) 2 years ago
theyre his cousins. i cant believe you forgot about them
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Ah ah that reminds me a joke on a movie by the most hilarious italian comedy trio Aldo, Giovanni e Giacomo. A girl, which Giacomo is infatuated with, asks him:"so you're getting married tomorrow" and he replies:"I am, but nothing serious" and swims away. 😂
Edward Dwyer 2 years ago
On a similar note, dating app profiles with photos including a man and/or their child and/or their friends. I just don't get it.
Klondike Penguin 2 years ago
Your wife, but you’re just friends. Okay, sure. We’ll pretend that makes sense.
#27
Lost in Translation Numbers
Auntriarch 2 years ago (edited)
Give Shyla some upvotes please, she hasn't said anything bad, even if you don't agree with Audi 🤣
Loverboy 2 years ago
I had to read that about a dozen times before actually realizing what that said.
Not-a-Clue (she/her) 2 years ago
I still don't know. If someone can't be bothered to write in a coherent language, then I can't be bothered to translate their goobledegook
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The comments also have to be as clear and to the point as possible. There isn’t a meme in the world that absolutely everyone will get, but the most popular ones are those that most folks relate to. However, if the situation is reversed and the vast majority are confused or need the joke explained to them, then they’re going to move on to some other piece of content.
#28
Modern Romance Struggles
Edward Dwyer 2 years ago
I'll pay as long as we re-enact that porno where I put my d**k through a hole in the bottom of the popcorn container and you go to town during the trailers. And then again later during the credits.
#29
Blueprints, but Make It Minimal
#30
Mixed Messages Incoming
Which of these Xavier/Papito memes did you enjoy the most, dear Pandas? Were you aware of the meme’s existence before this post? What do you personally think makes a meme or comment memorable and funny? We’d love to hear from you, so swing by the comment section to share your thoughts.
#31
Modern Day Crush Confusion
Loverboy 2 years ago (edited)
Very thoughtful of him, I would appreciate being checked on (Edit: and yes I get it's a joke but still)
#32
Unseen GTA Mystery
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
I’m 99.9999999999999% sure that GTA is not for kids, yet almost everyone at school that I’ve spoken to says they play it
Em 2 years ago
It's a product. It's "for" anyone willing and able to pay money for it. Is it GOOD for kids? Debatable, hence ŵhy they have to put a "mature" rating on it. But yeah, most kids who enjoy video games are gonna play it.
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Edward Dwyer 2 years ago
They are in garages smoking cigarettes and fixing these cars that keep getting F'd up.
#33
Charm School Dropout
Paul Neff 2 years ago
Xavier has many girls loving him online, so cannot confirm that statement.
Milton Trachtenburg 2 years ago
My wife tells me I should write comedy. I told her that the only places that that skill is a paying proposition are Hollywood and New York. She said, "I know."
Janet Howe 2 years ago
I'm funny, and I don't have anyone. I don't mean "haha funny." I mean f*u*n*n*y.
#34
Unlikely Teamwork
Loverboy 2 years ago
Daddy has become so sexualized that you can never be sure what way they mean it.
Francine Oglethorpe 2 years ago
I still cringe at this moment. I was purchasing a bday take for my husband, from my daughter. As I asked the bakery to write HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DADDY....I felt my face turn red and clarified it was in fact from my daughter to her father....not some strange sexual thing.
Namatovu Bushirah 2 years ago
He saved her number as queen ma i used to urge him to not keep his mum waiting
#35
When Plans Go Sideways
Loverboy 2 years ago
Haha you think that scares me? Boy, girl, femboy, all the same to me. My only standards are you have to be human and not a serial killer.
P.C. 2 years ago
Sadness. I am not human. I don’t think anyone wants to date someone who’s not human :,
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General Anaesthesia 2 years ago (edited)
Ah the goode olde daze when 98.6% of the ladies on the internet weren't. (lies, darn lies and Internet statistics).
#36
Money Talks, Self-Worth Whispers
#37
Wallet Dreams vs Pocket Change
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Ima just say, kids if you EVER see folded up money on the ground outside NEVER pick it up, ive heard of peeps finding [s u g a r] inside.... stay safe kids/adults
#38
Unexpected Burger Bonus
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Ew the burger itself looks like an onion and ketchup patty. I'm going out on a limb and guessing McDonald's
#39
Marriage: The Plot Twist
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What do you think ?
maddie 2 years ago
I think someone needs to invite Xavier to boredpanda, we could use some more popular commenters!
Chronically Online Panda 2 years ago
Some of them were gold but half of the text ones were just faked
De Nilla 2 years ago
He's been around a long time. He's even changed his name
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SadieCat17 2 years ago
Good thing we cherry picked out the ones that aren't misogynistic. A lotttt of his "funny" comments are just making fun of women for no reason. Trust me when I say we really don't want to interact with him.
maddie 2 years ago
I think someone needs to invite Xavier to boredpanda, we could use some more popular commenters!
Chronically Online Panda 2 years ago
Some of them were gold but half of the text ones were just faked
De Nilla 2 years ago
He's been around a long time. He's even changed his name
Load More Replies... SadieCat17 2 years ago
Good thing we cherry picked out the ones that aren't misogynistic. A lotttt of his "funny" comments are just making fun of women for no reason. Trust me when I say we really don't want to interact with him.
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