Studying law is generally seen as a very serious intellectual pursuit, that requires a good deal of intelligence and dedication to successfully complete. While this is absolutely true, it doesn't mean that students have to leave their sense of humor at the door!

Turns out, that all those long, hard hours of study help to nurture a special kind of cynical wit. Self aware and bitingly dark, this list of lawyer jokes compiled by Bored Panda really raise the bar. Don't believe us? Scroll down below to check them out, and judge for yourself!

#1

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Jace
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2 years ago

I want to up-vote it for making a good point, but down-vote it for making a joke out of police brutality.

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#2

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Usernameofgag
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2 years ago

Keep it up... I hope more lawyer like this.

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#3

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Nini Meow
Community Member
2 years ago

😂😂😂 bribe you want?

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#4

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Haahahha... I didn't see that coming. Neither did the accused or the judge.

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#5

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Usernameofgag
Community Member
2 years ago

The best one... I laughed like crazy in my desk.

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#6

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.... That extra 4th clap, cringed you a little, didn't it? Hehe!! xD!

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#7

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Nini Meow
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes no case so no case

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#8

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JillVille
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2 years ago

Well played! I like this one :)

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#9

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Lawyer got owned! xD!

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#10

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Max L.
Community Member
2 years ago

Caught in Providence courtroom, probably.

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#11

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Did anyone get it ? Please explain...

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#12

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Kath Leen
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2 years ago

LOL

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#13

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

I think we should try this in court. Could make trials much shorter.

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#14

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Jace
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2 years ago

Don't get married to someone until you've lived with them for ten years.

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#15

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

When a sci-fi lover turns into professional billboard designer!

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#16

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Usernameofgag
Community Member
2 years ago

I will do it...

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#17

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diane a
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2 years ago

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Straight out of - My Cousin Vinnie

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#18

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Love it how the color of tie matches with eye color!

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#19

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Crazy Dog Lady
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2 years ago

He should have just taught her to email.

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#20

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

BawaaHahahahahahaahahaa...

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#21

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Jace
Community Member
2 years ago

Overcharging clients, then...?

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#22

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Nini Meow
Community Member
2 years ago

I can relate to OCD...

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#23

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

It isn't signed so it won't hold up in a court of law anyway.

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#24

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

I want these socks, I know few people who case use them.

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#25

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Jace
Community Member
2 years ago

So, a "great lawyer" utilizes corruption...?

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#26

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Nini Meow
Community Member
2 years ago

Google is our teacher!

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#27

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Jace
Community Member
2 years ago

The age old problem of not being in the 1% (or a corporation).

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#28

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Analyn Lahr
Community Member
2 years ago

Whoops.

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#29

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Rainbow screen
Community Member
2 years ago

Hah! gottem.

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#30

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Rainbow screen
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't think he realizes he is his son yet...

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#31

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Elina Kuusisto
Community Member
2 years ago

I want these!!!

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#32

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Sexism expressed as a joke from a woman = good sexism. Oh well...

Nia Loves Art
Community Member
2 years ago

She's turning it around as a positive. It's not "good sexism" it's turning the tables on sexism.

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Max L.
Community Member
2 years ago

Ministry of Justice now

Jack Feuerstein
Community Member
2 years ago

This is the okay kind of sexism

Usernameofgag
Community Member
2 years ago

Hilarious...

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#33

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GuineaPigMaster
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2 years ago

Wut... also FIRST COMMENT :D

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#34

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Jace
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2 years ago

So, that's most people on Facebook.

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#35

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

Needy lawyer? Sounds about right!

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#36

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GuineaPigMaster
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2 years ago

Ha ha ha... I dont get it....

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#37

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Usernameofgag
Community Member
2 years ago

Better than Saul. Dick always be dick.

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#38

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BarryAllenTheFlash
Community Member
2 years ago

That explains it

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#39

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Jace
Community Member
2 years ago

Correct response to horrible pun.

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#40

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

And then the Man says "Hey, when did I asked the first question?" Lawyer - "That will be $200!"

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#41

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Thankfully there was no cat in the courtroom, else that cat would have taken over prosecutor's pillow and he could have never "rested" his case.

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#42

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BusLady
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2 years ago

Don't take any chances.

#43

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Nini Meow
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2 years ago

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You are screwed!

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#44

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Mad Haberdasheress
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2 years ago

Lol, I totally heard that plea in Aziz Ansari's voice of Tom from Parks and Rec! XD

#45

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

That took me a moment....

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#46

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

Makes sense.

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#47

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

Those are the moments where this fits -- "Hell Yeah!"

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#48

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Shoulda kept walking.

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#49

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Usernameofgag
Community Member
2 years ago

Noooo

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#50

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The Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

Hell! Better read those in future!

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#51

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Jace
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2 years ago

I'm pretty sure those aren't allowed there.

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#52

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
2 years ago

The girl doesn't look pleases at all.

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#53

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Crazy Cow Lady
Community Member
2 years ago

Why did I read "Murderer!" in Simba's voice?

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#54

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BusLady
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2 years ago

Good first impression.

#55

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Nini Meow
Community Member
2 years ago

What just happened?

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#56

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BusLady
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2 years ago

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Wait! Is it too late to request a new attorney? This kid looks like he's still in High School!

#57

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Mad Haberdasheress
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2 years ago

Sadly, yes, yes they can. *painful personal experience*

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#58

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Galaxii
Community Member
2 years ago

so very punny.

#59

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Lovely, caring soul that he is.

#60

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Vlad Horobet
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2 years ago

Orca whale.

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#61

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BusLady
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2 years ago

I think the Judge has already made a decision.

#62

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BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

Mini lawyer in training.

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#63

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Mad Haberdasheress
Community Member
2 years ago

Barrister vs barista, lol. Well played.

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#64

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Giulia Betke
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2 years ago

i always cry when i argue

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#65

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The Laugh Fan
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2 years ago

Not sure why this one made me laugh, but it did.

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#67

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Kay Pahlad
Community Member
2 years ago

Me too...For some reason.

#68

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Clowton
Community Member
2 years ago

Or completely honest. They may not be guilty, but they've definitely done *something*...

#69

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LA Juice
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2 years ago

100%

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