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Studying law is generally seen as a very serious intellectual pursuit, that requires a good deal of intelligence and dedication to successfully complete. While this is absolutely true, it doesn't mean that students have to leave their sense of humor at the door!

Turns out, that all those long, hard hours of study help to nurture a special kind of cynical wit. Self aware and bitingly dark, this list of lawyer jokes compiled by Bored Panda really raise the bar. Don't believe us? Scroll down below to check them out, and judge for yourself!

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Jace
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to up-vote it for making a good point, but down-vote it for making a joke out of police brutality.

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Dian Ella Lillie
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, too many of their clients are condemned to death. If only the perpetrators could be better held to account.

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haahahha... I didn't see that coming. Neither did the accused or the judge.

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahaa... took me a sec to get, but this one is hilarious. Up-voting it right away.

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Dian Ella Lillie
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an introvert myself I've experienced that sensation. The judge was understanding...

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The Laugh Fan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think we should try this in court. Could make trials much shorter.

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Vernice Aure
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you heard that scientists are using lawyers in their experiments now? Because there are some things that even rats won't do.

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Stacey Pearce
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, no need to be rude to GuineaPigMaster for his comment. Just because you didn't find it awesome like they did that they commented first, doesn't give anyone the right to be rude about it. Haven't any of you heard the saying ” if you have nothing nice to say, then say nothing at all”?

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The Laugh Fan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least you'd know what you were getting straight away rather than finding out part way through the case.

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then the Man says "Hey, when did I asked the first question?" Lawyer - "That will be $200!"

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thankfully there was no cat in the courtroom, else that cat would have taken over prosecutor's pillow and he could have never "rested" his case.

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LOttawa
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish people won't stop associating tattoos with incompetence. I know lots of people without them and they are not the sharpest tool in the shed and vice versa.

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Mad Haberdasheress
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol, I totally heard that plea in Aziz Ansari's voice of Tom from Parks and Rec! XD

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Ben S.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my eldest daughter was in Kindergarten (so, she was about 5) she brought home a "contract" from the teacher that we all had to sign. We read it to her. It was about taking responsibilities seriously, and putting in her best efforts on the school work, etc. When we finished reading it, she emphatically said, "I'm NOT signing THAT!"

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6 years ago

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Wait! Is it too late to request a new attorney? This kid looks like he's still in High School!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or completely honest. They may not be guilty, but they've definitely done *something*...

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Kay Pahlad
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everytime I hear motion denied this is the picture that will come to mind.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saw a programme only recently about how so many inmates have smart phones in prison. It won't be a problem.

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Kay Pahlad
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With the way things are going now, he'll be able to sue the judge for that discrimination.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peppermint Patty probably told him he was, after telling you that you're a funny-looking boy

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thepotatogirl
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE COMMENTS???? THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! I wish I could upvote this, but I was too late...

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