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Anyone who has kids in their environment knows just how funny they can be, whether they realize it themselves or not. That’s because some of them are rather gullible or naive, which results in them believing the funniest and most impossible things ever, others are too cute for their own good, and some are simply… well, not the sharpest tools in the shed.

Today, we want to shed light on situations that show how eventful and entertaining life can be when there’s kids around. Shared on a subreddit with 4.5 million members—a goldmine of humorous content—they ought to bring a smile to your face, whether or not you deal with similar situations on a daily basis yourself. Scroll down to find them on the list below and enjoy!

#1

Get This Man A Phd

Get This Man A Phd

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My O My
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In germany we have combined vaccinations specifically so that there only is one injection

Kobe (she)
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same for the Netherlands. Max. 2 shots a visit. What a*****e doctor does 5 shots in a single visit ?

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DisguisedDragon
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh poor kid 😭 I’m terrified of needles or anything poking into my body, Ik where you are kid

Huddo's sister
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister used to be terrified of needles, but not anymore. She even has multiple tattoos! I used to have to go with mum when my sister was getting injections, just so I could hold onto her- tiny kid (lowest percentile for height & weight) yet incredibly strong when it came time for needles. Thing that changed was going to a doctor she was more comfortable with and who was much gentler. She was even able to get injections at high school from nurses who I would say weren't exactly gentle, since they had to get through so many students at a time. My dad on the other hand is still terrified of needles at 68, but does get them when needed.

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axle f
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...a decent doctor might have broken that down into two separate visits..

Bookworm
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Insurance generally pays for one 'well' visit a year. A lot of people probably couldn't afford two separate visits even if the doctor was willing to do it.

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AlienatedCheeseStick
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yikes! 😬 It’s like going to the dentist believing that they’re only yanking one tooth and then you find out they were planning to yank three

LGBTQpanda
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

#Parenthood We take those victories, no matter how small!

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    #2

    I Dont Know What To Say

    I Dont Know What To Say

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    Laura Slade
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guinea pigs should always be kept as pairs it's cruel to only have one, so weirdly this worked out for the best

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's illegal here in Switzerland to keep one on its own.

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    Terran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little, we had two male guinea pigs, who lived in our yard. My mother accidentally put a hayball on one of them, suffocating the poor thing. She panicked and ran to the animal store near our home and bought a new one, that looked the same. She didn't check the gender though, so of course it was a female. So a few months later we had a lot more guinea pigs. At one point we had abou 23 lol

    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how you end up with a bunch of guinea pigs

    Penny Hernandez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids did that to me with a garter snake. They told me they took him outside to play in the sunshine and he ran away. An few days later they introduced me to 'Harold the Second' who they said they'd caught outside. Turns out that Harold the First had escaped in the house and they'd managed to find him.

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great story and really made me smile

    BarkingSquirell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roger from Philly, lol. Curiously detailed.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Philly Guinea Pigs do so love to travel. I've met a few.

    Moltar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fresh prince reference pun comment.

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    #3

    Fun For All The Family

    Fun For All The Family

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was his request and tbh it looks like loads of fun

    RabidChild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone remember helicopter rides? A large person holds the smaller person by 1 arm & 1 leg and spins in a circle? Yep. Family favorite!

    MDNHK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was really into WWF when he was a teenager. I'm surprised my daughter is still alive.

    Moosy Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might’ve been funny *before* I watched episode 5 of Them, now it gives me ice-cold chills.

    detective miller's hat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to do this with me and my siblings, though he had us wrapped in a towel.

    thea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does he look like justin bieber or am I confused

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    There are an estimated two billion children in the world right now, ages zero to 14; each one more imaginative than the last. It’s safe to assume that the number of adults having to look after them is even higher, especially as the little ones tend to let their imagination run wild - be it with crayons on the kitchen walls or with markers on their little brother.

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    Using walls as a canvas is only one of the many possible ways kids tend to cause havoc around the house; but it is a popular one, nevertheless. A survey in the UK found that the most common types of damage kids cause in their homes are spilling food and drink on the carpets or smashing kitchenware, The Mirror reports. The two are followed by said creative outbursts on the walls, as well as breaking vases, tearing wallpaper apart, and jumping on beds until they break, among other things, of course.

    #4

    Liar

    Liar

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    Thomas Maertens
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny for sure... but in the long term it could raise trust issues. I get it, sometimes little lies may be an easy way out when dealing with kids. But such a big and elaborated one... The kid may feel betrayed when he realizes (and he eventually will) that he's been manipulated in such a way.

    Rahul Pawa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and, what is this parent going to do when the kid misbehaves one morning? There's an implied punishment that the parent can't follow through on.

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    Nicola Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the same conversation now, with myself, only it's about working.

    axle f
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...not real ethical. what are you planning on raising, there?

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before you know it he'll work it out

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately it won't be long until he finds out the truth. I think I would be asking what he hates about it and trying to find something that could change his mind- he has at least 10 more years of school to get through.

    Eleanor Schlosser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very creative, but why are you not more concerned about why he is "bored" in school? Four year olds are like little sponges when it comes to learning. If his classroom environment isn't providing enough interesting activities to keep him engaged you need to address that. He may be a fast learner who needs some extra challenging material. If he is having comprehension problems and covering that up by saying he's bored, that certainly needs to be addressed immediately. Is he being bullied, or copying someone else's behavior who is getting rewarded bigtime for simply behaving appropriately? Giving him a mindset where not attending school becomes a reward is setting a bad precedent, especially considering the number of years of schooling he has ahead of him. Whatever the problem is, you need to be his advocate and champion and get it fixed. He's too young to do it himself. In the long run it will make your life easier too.

    Monster738
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell him that Sunday and Saturday are non-school days and that he will skip school on Mondays and Tuesdays WIN_202209...6744e1.jpg WIN_20220929_14_39_37_Pro-66917306744e1.jpg

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    #5

    Kids Are Way Too Gullible

    Kids Are Way Too Gullible

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    james stevenson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You know, I haven't played with that for ages but now I see you with it I kind of want to play with it" - Stewie Griffin

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    Jessica Cooney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, all it takes is seeing someone else to play with them to make them more appealing.

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I sometimes put certain cat toys away for a while when they start to get bored with them. Then when I bring them back out the cats think they're getting awesome new toys. :) This also worked with my kid when he was a toddler, LOL.

    Verena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hay in the other horses stall or in the wheelbarrow or the shed: "YUMmmm". Hay in own stall "What is THAT!?!" Hay is identical ...

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've donated a whooooole lot of toys to my kid's day care as well. Whenever she seemed bored/growing out of a toy we took it away in a bag and when the bag was full we donated it to the day care. They got about 4 bags of toys. Lol.

    Ozymandias73
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO now that's irony at its best!

    axle f
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...you 'splained that to him....right?

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    According to the Mirror, the collective effort of children in Britain adds up to a staggering £3.5 billion pounds (roughly $4.4 billion US dollars) worth of damage to homes throughout their childhood, with three-year-olds being the most expensive group.

    While it gets better when they become older (around 10 years of age is reportedly a somewhat calmer time in regards to damages), things tend to go downhill again right as kids become young adults - somewhere between 16 and 18 years of age.

    #6

    What Was The Thought Process?

    What Was The Thought Process?

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    Szzone aka Rottyintós Batman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That girl has the genee of a gufted Mesolithic hunter

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more impressed than anything else.

    AlienatedCheeseStick
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there’s anything dipnetting season has taught it’s that seagulls are vicious when it comes to wrestling for the contents of the gut bucket that someone just emptied on the beach (it’s hilarious to watch lol)

    sleepybear
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would do the same. (bite)

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught for 40 years and never heard the term "incident report". But I don't like it.

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    #7

    A Better Version Of Hide N Seek

    A Better Version Of Hide N Seek

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    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great idea for a game.

    sleepybear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i must try this experience right away.

    Agent Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just sent this to my bf with the caption (hear me out)

    Moltar
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    1 year ago

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    i call bs on this one

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    #8

    So Caring

    So Caring

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    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't stupid, just delightfully adorable kid logic.

    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid in SF, I thought the pink Twin Peaks tv tower was the Eiffel Tower and we could just see it from France.

    B C
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that the president of the United States had to be the most intelligent and capable person in the country. Otherwise, why would an entire population of reasonable, educated adults elect them?

    martuca
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that if i switched off tv, usually at my coussins home, i could continue watching at the same point at my home. Pre netflix, hbo, etc times...

    Suby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I thought radio request shows worked. All the singers sat in a waiting room until someone requested their songs. I finally caught on when an announcer said: "Next is the voice of xyz" about a singer who had passed away.

    FABULOUS1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sisters friend told me if I gave her the rest of my candy she would introduce me to Michael Jackson, obviously never happened and never got my candy back.

    Cynthia Chaney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Elton John was my soulmate; me 14 years old and female. :-)

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    Going back to the expenses caused by the most dangerous group - three-year-olds, statistics show that wallpapers (or paintwork) tend to take a hit the most often; however, they’re not the most expensive things that are damaged by the little hell raisers. Statistics reveal that the most costly damages caused by toddlers relate to damaged windows and appliances, as well as bookcases and shelving units.

    #9

    Nice

    Nice

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah nobody knows, oh sweet summer boy. That's actually cool genuine childhood story

    Kirsten Kerkhof
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [kinda long] -- I teach English (EFL) in technical college and at one point in the first year class(16-year-olds) I was going over terms. The word 'To screw' was mentioned and one kid began to snigger. "Haha, miss, you know what other meaning it has, right?" I nodded, and said, "I do, but this is not the time or place for it." He frowned and said, "No, I mean "to screw up", when you mess up." He was utterly serious, and I had to dig my mind out of the gutter. Oh, sweet summer child ...

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    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house number was 69, and my mom said to my boyfriend, "Do you know how you can remember that? It's the Yin-Yang!"

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, your mom is absolutely right and that is so cute.

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    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people have said it looks like sex since I was in year 6 but I really don't see it (and no, I don't particuarly want a graphic explanation of what exactly that's supposed to resemble). Looks a lot more like a ying and yang.

    Monster738
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have no idea what 69 means

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    #10

    Having To Call Toxicology

    Having To Call Toxicology

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    Nicky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought red dog food that was 90 percent off. Later his poo looked bright red and I thought he was dying. A vet visit later, I realized why the food was so discounted.

    MoriahPapaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one point my dog had a severe upset stomach and we had a vet appointment set for the next morning, she vomited red and I was next to tears trying to find a 24 hour place when I realized it was pigment from her kibble. What menace thought red dog food was a good idea?!?!

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    Doris Won-Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 6 year old ate food coloring and turned everything in her mouth green

    sleepybear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can never get away with secretly eating blue candy....everyone will find out the moment you open your mouth/.

    Spring Fisk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happened to me. when I was six I was in intensive care and could not drink water but could have popsicles. I was licking a blue popsicle my doctor came in, took one look at my blue lips, and started checking the machines to make sure I had enough oxygen. :-D

    Katie Lutesinger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once when I was a kid my lips and tongue turned black. Of course my mum freaked out and started frantically asking what I'd been eating, but I had no idea what had caused it. It turned out that I'd been using a piece of black crepe paper streamer as a bookmark, and had been absent-mindedly sucking on it while reading.

    Rachel Tompkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anyone read the first line and start singing girls just wanna have fun

    That Person
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few days ago, I was feeling lightheaded all day at school. By the end of the day, my hands were tingling, my arms and legs were jelly, my fingers were blue and had poor circulation, and the list goes on. I was talking to my friend at his locker and legit almost passed out. My vision pulsed in and out of black and I could feel my balance being thrown off (although I could still hear everything). When my vision came back from black, all my weight was against the lockers, and I could make out his concern in my blurred vision. He asked me if I was okay, and I wasn’t, so I said “no.” I made it through the school day without passing out but eventually did pass out on my driveway. I still experience vertigo at random moments and also whenever I stand up. I tried googling all these symptoms that I had, but I can’t trust Google. The results ranged from cyanosis to vitamin/iron deficiencies to drunkenness to “yur gonna die tomorrow” and obviously I’m still here so what da heck bro

    Jp@nda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um go to the doctors right now! What do you mean?! Sounds like your having an issue with getting oxygen or very low blood pressure, I'm really not sure why you didn't tell your parents or the school nurse. You need to tell someone now

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    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha reminds me of that time when I made rice porridge and put a sh1t ton of green food dye in it. The next day when I took a dump and it was green I panicked and in my thoughts tried to think of any illness that caused your poop to go green. And then I remembered that I ate that porridge with a LOT of green in it and I came out from the toilet laughing and my bf had to wait a bit for me to be able to breathe before he learned why I laughed so much. 😁

    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever you do... do NOT look behind you the day after eating Blue Moon ice cream.... Horrifying

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    #11

    Never Felt Better

    Never Felt Better

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    ️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohhhh i seen this‼️ 10/10 would watch again. its hilarious to see the kids reaction.

    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile older bro also blows the candles to help out the middle one who can't seem to get them, but times it so it seems like he did it himself.

    SirWriteALot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how calm the dad remained. After the second attempt I'd have taken spoiled kid and moved him to the back.

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full vid: https://youtu.be/vnj7XPsVYS0?si=4NBPMuF_hwtQ4H82

    Excited Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fifty bucks says dad has a little brother.

    MDNHK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone always let my little cousin help blow out the candles. I know I'm not the only person that saw him spit on the cake.

    birdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Natty Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the kid once... Honestly I got confused when everyone counted down. They meant to sing 'happy birthday' but I didn't know they meant that and assumed we were all going to blow out the candles. They re-lit them and congratulated me on blowing them out from the other end of the table... I apologised.

    Jp@nda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freaking brat. That kid would not have sat right there

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    Fixing constant damage can understandably take a toll on the parent both financially and emotionally. That’s why they might have to get creative themselves, and look for innovative ways to make sure their child is well-behaved or use white lies to paint them a picture of what might happen if they don’t listen. (No matter how old one is, being told that there’s a monster under the bed that might catch you if you’re not asleep by 10pm is uncomfortable, at best.)

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    #12

    Glad This Didn’t Exist When I Was A Kid

    Glad This Didn’t Exist When I Was A Kid

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    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I just say that once it gets to a certain age this crosses the boundary from secure peranting to just plain creepy. I've still got this $hit hooked up to one of my google accounts! I'm 17 for fu(ks sake! I'm legally old enough to have sex, quit school and drive independently and yet my perants still think they need to moniter every image, word and video that crosses my screen online. Good thing they don't know about guest mode...

    ZombieGirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day you will understand and thank them for caring...just enjoy guest mode and be happy knowing you have parents that try their best for you :) I had no rules when I was your age...at all. I could come and go as I pleased starting at age 11, and I thought it was so cool at the time but as I got older I saw that my mother just didn't give a hoot about me

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    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an old dumb women, this is definitely something kids should be happy about. Does it feel like you're being helicoptered? Probably. Have several (thousand) kids been harmed by the internet - most decidedly so.

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone be happy about their every move being watched? Blocking 4chan is one thing, blocking YouTube and wikiHow is another

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    JP Doyle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! Thwarted by the parent's safe-surf app again!

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    #13

    The Anniversary Of This One.. I Was The 11 Year Old

    The Anniversary Of This One.. I Was The 11 Year Old

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    lenka
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We called the police when my little brother, then aged 5, went missing. He went upstairs to go to bed. Mum went up to tuck him in and turn the light off about 15 minutes later and he was gone. 5 hour police search covering several km radius from our house. Found him when the sniffer dogs were called in. He had pulled the mattress ever so slightly from the wall, slotted himself in the gap and pulled the blanket over the top of himself and gone to sleep. Legit looked like an empty made bed.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad was a cop when he got married. Tiny town, everybody knew everybody else, especially the cops. When my brother was five, another cop saw him standing at the intersection of our trailer park and the highway. The cop asked my brother what he was doing. My brother said he was running away. The cop said that my brother was just standing there. My brother said, "I'm not allowed to cross the street by myself, am I?"

    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have thought that the helicopter would have seen them first...

    Aussiegirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my sister was around 16 she disappeared from home late one night. The police were called & everyone was panicking. They found my sister, another girl & 2 boys in the shed of the house behind ours drinking. My sister is 50 now & this always gets brought up at family gatherings. We laugh about it now but my parents were so worried at the time

    Saphyre Fyre
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the helicopter not see them?

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume they weren't looking at their roof.

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why, the one time we had to call police for our missing daughter (it was the day after her birth parents...my sister and BIL... threatened again to take her back and run off) they double check the house first, just in case. Luckily it was the first... and only time because of this... that she had gone to a friend's house after school without asking first. We had called there first, but the sibling who answered the phone didn't know she was there, and didn't double check like they said.

    hockeygorl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i ran away once and hid in my brothers closet behind stuff, my parents couldn’t find me for hours and called the police long story short they eventually found me but my parents were so worried and so were the police, this happened twice but apparently once i actually ran away (?) my mom was talking abt it i don’t remember that time tho

    hockeygorl
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also yes my parents checked the closet i was behind a lot of stuff tho

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    Suby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 6 or 7, I tried to run away from home. After a while, I changed my mind and went back. Nobody noticed. They all thought I had just been playing in the neighborhood.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Threatening to call the police is often the only way I can get absconding kids to come out from where they are hiding at work (after school care) :( I actually am supposed to call the police if they are gone more than five minutes, but I know that they are in the school grounds somewhere as all the gates are locked.

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bed bc they wouldn't eat dinner? Food should not be used for emotional blackmail.

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    #14

    Rip Cakey

    Rip Cakey

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    #15

    Genius

    Genius

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    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were definitely not hit by a smooth criminal.

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    too many cameras nowadays.

    Lotekguy
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't duck enough, you cook your own goose.

    birdo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this video on Daily Dose Of Internet before

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    #16

    Ah Yes, How To Get A 'Free' Cookie

    Ah Yes, How To Get A 'Free' Cookie

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a neighborhood bakery when my brother and I were young. One of our neighbors worked there so we would stop to talk to her once in a while. They had cookies for 10¢ each but broken cookies were 2¢. She would reach into a case and we would hear "Oops!" then sell us the "broken" cookie. Marlene, if you are still around, those 2 little boys still remember you!

    Amused panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid might not be overpaying, or dumb, but rather trying be smart to get around a parent/guardian's rule. If dad/grandma/whoever told the kid "No you can't buy a cookie from there", the kid might have thought 'they didn't say I couldn't have one, so free is okay'. And on that logic, paying for the act of breaking a cookie, so it to become free of charge, could be kid logic at work.

    #17

    What The Heck

    What The Heck

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shaved my beard off when I was 40 & when my best friend's wife saw me next she said "Oooh, you've grown a moustache"

    sleepybear
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    beard are like masks. people look so different when they take them off (I MEANT BEARD OH NO NOT BEAR)

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which type of bear we're talking about here?

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    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband shaved his beard and as he was coming down the stairs one of the kids asked him 'Are you my father?' He answered 'Your mother says so.' Kid came and asked me if that was really his father. (I am the stepmother.)

    TMMITW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shaved my mustache once any my daughter shrieked and cried. She was 25.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the daycare, working with 2 and 3 year olds, I got my long hair cut off. One of the 3's wouldn't go into the room the next day, because he didn't know that short-haired teacher. He'd known me since he was six weeks old.

    Rafael
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father shaved his moustache when I was around 18 to 20 years old. I remember I couldn't stop laughing every time I saw his face - not in a mean way, but in a "dude WTF reality is meaningless now" way. Recently I shaved for the first time since my son was born 10 months ago. I was expecting at least a reaction, but he just put his foot in my mouth and all was well.

    B Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember this when people say how could people not know Clark Kent and Superman were the same person.facial hair, glasses, different way to comb hair make a difference

    Giraffy Window
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner had to wear a hat in the house for three days after his summer buzz cut, as our then 1yr old would burst into tears every time they saw him.

    Ivona
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids probably didn't recognize him without the beard. Even shaving just a mustache can change a person's face a lot.

    OneHappyPuppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was a toddler and saw my husband freshly shaved and after a cut he cried for hours, poor thing didn't realise it was still his dad

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    #18

    Kick Me Again When I'm Sleeping

    Kick Me Again When I'm Sleeping

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they do this to bury [c**p] as well? This might be a double insult.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was originally a video... absolutely hilarious. Highly recommend looking it up on YT or something.

    K. LNU
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great video: "Dog gets revenge on little girl by burying her in the sand." The little girl is kicking (not hard) and putting her feet on her fuzzy sibling. Dog finally has enough, gets up, and starts digging in the sand.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs know human kids need consequences.

    #19

    My Brother Everybody...

    My Brother Everybody...

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At three, I asked how the doorbell worked. Mom told me there was a little man inside. When you pushed the button, it tickled his tummy and made him giggle. The next day she caught me pouring milk into the doorbell. I thought the little man might be thirsty. She did it to herself.

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And from this day on, their cat swore eternal loyalty to the little brother.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter (aged 4 at the time, now 38) put a whole tuna sandwich into the VCR "because it fit!"

    B C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked to feed my scissors. I drew an eye on the joint and fed them scrap paper until the carpet was full of confetti. Messy eater, those scissors...

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you weren't feeding it pompoms! A couple of kids at my work like to cut pompoms and feathers up and they are insanely difficult to clean up!

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    Lotekguy
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that ironically sucks because the vacuum won't.

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a boss who's kid was a terror and spoiled rotten little booger eaten creatin who used to feed the vcr pb&j sandwiches once or twice a week. I have taken apart and cleaned soooo many vcr's. After they replaced 6 they finally got a DVD player. I managed to save them and sell them

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they say you should always fill a vacuum.

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    #20

    I Have No Idea How Mad I Should Be

    I Have No Idea How Mad I Should Be

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he yelling "i'm the king of the world !!" ?

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything your pee reaches is now yours...

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the daycare, I had a four year old boy get up to use the bathroom. I think he was sleepwalking, because he used to trash can by the sink, and immediately got back on his cot. He didn't make any noise or anything. Well, he obviously didn't do it on purpose. We just changed liners and double bagged the soiled one. I told his mom when she picked him up, because I thought it was cute. The next day she told me they'd given him a good talking to, and it wouldn't happen again. I apologized to the poor kid. I hadn't meant to get him in trouble.

    October
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on his age

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandson (3 y/o) pulled down his pants and peed on the courthouse lawn.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We haven't seen his grades yet, but apparently some of Trump's school records are now available.

    B C
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a child, I had a little brother, mostly male cousins, and male friends. I was intensely jealous of their urinary abilities (standing, aiming, etc). My best friend sympathized, so he invited me into his parents' closet for "practice." And that's how we got caught tandem pissing in a closet by his mother.

    Colin Briggs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kid and his pal did this at soft play, off a rope bridge type thing calling themselves the "pee-team". mortified

    Monster738
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    son is the princeable of the school and he acted like a complete idoit

    Marcus Lynch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that were my son, I'd have to pretend to be mad while trying desperately to keep from laughing.

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    #21

    5 Year Old Donated $400

    5 Year Old Donated $400

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    AlienatedCheeseStick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaand that’s why five year olds shouldn’t have access to the internet

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does YouTube actually issue refunds for donations? I thought they didn't, was that changed?

    #22

    My Daughter's Elementary School Emailed This Photo So Parents Can Claim Lost Glasses. The School Only Has 190 Students

    My Daughter's Elementary School Emailed This Photo So Parents Can Claim Lost Glasses. The School Only Has 190 Students

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    JoNo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how a parent isn't at the school or on the phone to the school the very next day after their child arrived home without their glasses. They may well think "the glasses could be anywhere and we'll never find them" but it would be worth a try, surely?

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everybody needs to wear glasses all of the time. My niece only needs them for reading things on the board so kept them in her backpack most of the time. But sometimes she'd leave them on her desk for a board-heavy lecture and didn't always make it back. Didn't need them any other time, so there were periods where she wouldn't need them for a week. Easy to not realize until a week later they weren't there.

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    Leah Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to paint the inside of the ear piece with bright nail polish to set apart my glasses from all the others.

    DefinitelyNotTheDuolingoOwl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two of the aqua/blue pairs halfway down the middle column are identical. Guessing a kid lost the first pair, parents buy a replacement, kid promptly loses the replacement 🤣

    Emily M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in an elementary school with about 200 students and this is painfully accurate

    HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I had a look at my school's lost and found photo and I was like "huh, that looks like my pair of spare glasses - can't be though, mine are in my locker, I don't wear them." Anyway long story short, I went, tried them on and I was like "Miss, I didn't know these were lost but they're mine so yeah cheers miss"

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those rainbow glasses are super cute

    sleepybear
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh man i cant see the image. let me just get my glasses.

    SpiderNope
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the one thing that makes me glad I’m blind as fǔck. Can’t ever take mine off. Didn’t stop kids from grabbing them off my face and running away in school though…

    Maim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These don't look like any "kid" style glasses I've ever seen. Especially the sunglasses. This is BS

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about glasses but I run an afterschool care program out of a primary school hall/gym. The amount of(uniform) jumpers that accumulate there, from my group as well as pe, music and art classes is crazy! Most parents say they have bought four or more for them and they just keep getting lost. I would probably not keep buying more, but some parents say they are worried they will get reported for neglect if they send them to school without them. When I was at school, mum would go through the lost property box and classroom multiple times to find them if we lost anything, but schools are so secure these days the classrooms often aren't open after school.

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    #23

    Kid Drew All Over My Mom’s Ralph Lauren Purse

    Kid Drew All Over My Mom’s Ralph Lauren Purse

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    October
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It made the purse better

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should carry it with pride.

    sleepybear
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kids do these things out of love usually. they just don't know what it costs the parents lol

    Excited Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adorable. She's got an exclusive, #1 of 1 item!

    paigeofcolors
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know kids should not be drawing on these things, but it's kinda cute :3

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would use it like this. Maybe add a little tag that says 'This is art by (kids name)'

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    For more laughs and giggles of a similar sort, continue scrolling the lists depicting life with children who simply don’t know how funny they are, which you can find here and here.

    #24

    Beautiful Message For Veteran’s Day

    Beautiful Message For Veteran’s Day

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Veterans day?! Yeah, I understand what it is but I've never heard of it. Another way to brainwash young people to risk their lives in wars on the other side of the world.

    Menacing Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a person who knows people who have served in the military: Shut your trap

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    Jessica Cooney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was clearly a message meant for Klinger.

    #25

    My Little Brother's Got This On His Wall

    My Little Brother's Got This On His Wall

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    Chips&FriedRice
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wanna say, as a kid in primary school, we had to make a little picture book for the younger kids, and I decided to add a fake logo/company to the back. It was also named potatoes.inc.

    axle f
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    potatoes Inc can bite my lumpy bumpy frumpy stumpy crumpy dumpy butt. highway robbery, those rates..

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know... 0.25 cents = 1/4th of a penny... that's not too bad.

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    sleepybear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would rather be a lumpy jumpy (etc.) woman than pay that outrageous prcie.

    Annita Stephanou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid read Fox in Socks one to many times

    ed cummins
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    1 year ago

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    Poor kid, woke parents.

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    #26

    What A Pleasant Thought

    What A Pleasant Thought

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    ️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~
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    1 year ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    ️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DID NOT DELETE THIS COMMENT! BORED PANDA REMOVED MY COMMENT! i originally put "how whoresome 😍😍"

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    Szzone aka Rottyintós Batman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The censorship entirely ruined the picture, thanks BP.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex workers need love too. Perhaps especially.

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that she has written it, BP decides that she can't see it

    sleepybear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the thought was there 😭😭

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trick betta have my skrilla

    JoNo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "l" in whole obviously had a distinct curve on it, make it look like an "r".

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    #27

    My 2 Preschoolers Just Did This To An *entire Bag* Of Cable Ties

    My 2 Preschoolers Just Did This To An *entire Bag* Of Cable Ties

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    Brian Hawley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s so wrong. You’re supposed to make them into a chain.

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. paperclips! Chained them all together in Grandpa's last office, where he pretended to not disturb, and they pretended to pay like half the gas the way cost him, ...

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    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is refreshing to read how many people know the unzip-trick. It does not only saves money, but also plastuc waste.

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Melissa is right, they could have put them around their necks or something

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean i get it. The sound of a good zip tie is premo.

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can be corrected, Most have a little tab that can be lifted with a small flat screwdriver so it can be undone. Time consuming but doable.

    Excited Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, now they're professionals at tying them!

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could still be fixed, al you need is a small flat screw driver... :D

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    #28

    Baby Sees His Dad In His New Haircut

    Baby Sees His Dad In His New Haircut

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a meme. You will never be able to prove to me that this isn't a meme format...and therefore we should start making it a meme.

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was actually a video. The poor girl was crying after dad cut off his dreadlocks.

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    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, honesty is a virtue

    #29

    This Is What "Help Me" Looks Like

    This Is What "Help Me" Looks Like

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our cat has his own rule that he will put up with all forced hugs, as long as when he gives the sign of "times up" that he gets let go. The kids know his sign and have agreed to the "forced hug treaty". It's a two way street that works well in our house. I don't think our cat knows how lucky he is not ever having a moment like this.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kittens, although cute at times, also do this sort of thing. CAT kittens are full-grown at six months. Soft can-opener kittens take eighteen years!

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kid need cat hugs, cat wants to be litterally anywhere else, gets rugby tackled instead

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    #30

    My Literal 7 Year Old Daughter Answering A Philosophical Question For School Work

    My Literal 7 Year Old Daughter Answering A Philosophical Question For School Work

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    AlienatedCheeseStick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the only true answers to philosophical questions are the most blatantly simple ones.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid gets it, this is exactly what I would do for an answer. (And then I would complain about the wording of the question when I get told I did it wrong)

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    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably answer this. That's definitely an answer I'd use.

    axle f
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...without guidance, this ... inability... to pull meanings, themes out of fairly simple statements will probably not improve. it can be learned, but it kinda needs to be taught....

    #31

    Why I Hate Commercial Planes

    Why I Hate Commercial Planes

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    Kari Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand, but can we please not take a photo of a random child and put it on the internet?

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was just filming himself and the sound of the screaming. Kid popped up before he could end the video.

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    Iampenny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The face of a man who has given up.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a flight from San Diego to Seattle. The little boy (5-6) behind me was kicking my seat. I very politely asked him to stop, which he did for all of five minutes. Again, politely, please stop kicking my seat. Nope. I asked his Mom to have him stop and she basically ignored me, so now he knows she doesn't care and really goes to town. I stood up, turned around and SCREAMED in his face "Stop kicking my f*cking seat, you little sh*t". I'm a big & scary b*tch. Kid starts bawling. Mom starts to say something and I was all over her, "Maybe you should get off your phone and act like a f*cking parent" loudly. I swear the people around me wanted to applaud & I got free adult beverages all the way home.

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always happens. Allow me to vent... CHULDREN UNDER FIVE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ON PLANES. ID GO FAR ENOUGH TO SAY UNDER SEVEN. PLEASE DONT DOWNVOTE ME

    Sherry Watson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the planes, it's the passengers.

    Ben
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he put commercial planes. Are we supposed to think he usually flies private?

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    #32

    Kid Forgot To Clear His Search History

    Kid Forgot To Clear His Search History

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    sleepybear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont know why but i appreciate the fact that a comma was used 😭

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago

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    It's the conjuction that bothers me. It shouldn't be "but". It should be "and that's why". Consequence, not contradiction.

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    October
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fat woman singing on stage naked", was what I found in my (then 7 year old) kids search history. Guess some kinks start early.

    Farah the Turtle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um... I mean, we've all done it once, right?.... Right....?

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The absolute horror, when I had to tell my father I accidentally downloaded a virus onto his PC... again.

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    Max Pasterski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never do that! … because I’m gay

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the quote that came up- I watched a tv show that aired on International Women's Day a couple of years ago, based on that quote (though then it was adjusted for the National Gallery of Victoria's stats).

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    #33

    My 6yo Begs Me To Play Minecraft With Him And Then Does This The Whole Time To See His Half Of The Screen Better

    My 6yo Begs Me To Play Minecraft With Him And Then Does This The Whole Time To See His Half Of The Screen Better

    DracoDarkblade Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he should have his eyes checked out?

    Michael MacKinnon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...He attends this school that has, like, 190 students...?

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    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats not fair. post about it.

    #34

    They Really Are

    They Really Are

    Objective_Load346 Report

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this. There was a lot of stupid going on; everybody but the glass-blower who made it. Thing was 60 kilos of hand blow glass and 24 karat gold placed in a children's museum/exhibit. So the museum should've put it on a very solid, untippable (without major effort) stand and in a protective case, not the basically pedestal and theater ribbon. Kids shouldn't have been running around the non-interactive section, parents should've had control, etc.

    sleepybear
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its clear that they should be banned from the museum. what glassholes. (id never call kids that but i wanted to use a pun)

    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the parents are to blame for the kids running around but the museum is to blame for not making sure it was properly secured so that this wouldnt happen

    OmMi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The castle should have had a fence or something to protect it. An adt coumd have tripped and fallen over it

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never works. Didn't you see the story about the kids who went behind the ropes at a display of an ancient canoe and sat in it anyway? Until parents learn to parent, they just need to ban anyone 18 and under from these things.

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    K. LNU
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the Mirror: "... two children who visited the Shanghai Museum of Glass broke a £50,000 castle into pieces after chasing each other around the exhibition and climbing over the protective barrier." The parents did pay for the damages.

    Jon Stafford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What was a glass sculpture of the Disney castle doing in a museum in the first place? Was it a museum of pop culture?

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the parents should have to pay for that...

    Wendy Hamilton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid's fault and museum's fault for not putting plexiglass around it.

    Giraffy Window
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fine, it's not like Disney can't afford it. What sucks is the min wage custodians cleaning that up for Disney before heading to their shift at their second job.

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    #35

    Behold, My Enderman Costume From When I Was 11

    Behold, My Enderman Costume From When I Was 11

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    Matt Du
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    E.T. had been released the year before so trick or treat was just starting to catching on in the UK. It hadn't been commercialized so nothing in the shops. Heading home we meet friends, one had plastic vampire teeth and a black cape the other a white sheet with 2 holes, carrying a pillow case filled with sweets, then more friends in hastily put together costumes but mainly white sheets, this was something new and great. But... no costumes, so my brother pulls his polo neck jumper above his head and I put my head in the loop of his one arm. Lot of bad memories growing up but this was a really good one.

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    walk around in that at night and it'd be scarier then just about any of the other costumes

    MyWeird “WolvesGoTo” DailyLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the problem is why your parents let you do that— but y’know— fun memories for from the innocent mind

    Moltar
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    1 year ago

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    not cool, thought we'd moved past all this..sad.

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Painting your face black =/= blackface.

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    #36

    Student Just Sent This To The Assistant Principal

    Student Just Sent This To The Assistant Principal

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    ️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everything was fine until that last one. oh franky, the way my jaw unhinged.

    Excited Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids are older than we give them credit for.

    #37

    Who’ll Make Them Understand!

    Who’ll Make Them Understand!

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    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they live in an area without much racism they may not realise what thier doing is insulting

    PhaseWitFact
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many countries, stuff like this is seen as funny or stating the obvious rather then insulting or mocking. Or they just don't care. We hosted several exchange students. The Germans were the worst about this. I had to explain why we don't point and laugh at fat people and what things are inappropriate to talk about and how to not make fun of others. These were high schoolers, but toddlers.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Type of school uniform, shaved heads, skinny kids. I guess (like the last this photo came up), that this is somebody doing volunteer work in the middle of nowhere. These are kids who never have seen white people They are not grinning mean, but smiling happily. They like him, so mimic him for the photo. His eyes are the only thing they can copy. If he had Princess Leia buns, they would cover their ears. So relax, everybody.

    #38

    Perfect Example Of Newtons 3rd Law

    Perfect Example Of Newtons 3rd Law

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    Psycho Princess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid threw the ball against the wall and it rebounded, hitting him in the face.

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    BlameTheGame
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newton screwed us all over when he invented gravity :( I wanna fly (/j)

    #39

    Kids Probably Never Lost A Battle Before

    Kids Probably Never Lost A Battle Before

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    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you shouldn't purposely let kids win. Makes for sore losers. I have always taught my kid (now 11) that sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. And if you lose, it is a lesson to see what you did that made you lose and to work on getting better to win.

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    #40

    11-Year-Old Florida Girl Arrested After Falsely Reporting Her Friend Was Kidnapped

    11-Year-Old Florida Girl Arrested After Falsely Reporting Her Friend Was Kidnapped

    dryeraser Report

    Agfox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, the girl told deputies she got the idea to prank 911 through a YouTube challenge and thought it “would be funny". https://www.news-journalonline.com/story/news/crime/2023/07/26/port-orange-girl-makes-false-kidnapping-report-of-friend/70473563007/

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid. Most of those Youtube challenges are stupid to point of someone getting hurt doing stupid sh1t, this one though is over the top dumb! Let the punishment fit the crime.

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    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks delighted by this level of attention!

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Florida men, seems, are sharing their wits!

    axle f
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...it's illegal to make a false report via the 911 emergency number in the US..

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    ginshun
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    1 year ago

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    kind of ridiculous that she was actually cuffed and arrested. What are they going to do, put her in jail? Just explain to her that it is wrong and illegal to make false 911 reports and move on. Stupid assbag cops.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably depended on her reaction. If she was acting like she care of the seriousness of pranking the cops, tying up 911, wasting resources, when potentially those who needed help didn't get it, all because she wanted to have fun. If she had the attitude of not even caring or failing to promise not to do that again... sometimes you need to put the scare into. They may have even put out an Amber alert, as well (telling the public to be alert for the kidnapper and missing child).

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    SirWriteALot
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    1 year ago

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    Only in the USA do they arrest kids and place them in handcuffs.

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    #41

    An 18-Month-Old Child Swallowed An Entire Knife After Watching Sword Swallowers On TV

    An 18-Month-Old Child Swallowed An Entire Knife After Watching Sword Swallowers On TV

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    18 months old ?? Watching sword swallovers on tv and then has access to a knife alone... Parents of the year i guess

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy $hit....I would'nt call that funny

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the case report: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7603817/ ________ Note that doesn't show the plastic handle. Basically, kid and 7yo sister were watching the show. No other objective info provided so unknown whether she provided the knife or goaded him, or whether he did it himself. At 1.5 yo, he could easily have done it himself. Most amazing thing is that there was no damage beyond surgery.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How small is that child tho? 18 months olds aren't that big, but knives aren't this small either.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They obviously forgot to say 'Don't try this at home'.

    That1Guy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does that even happen???

    PhaseWitFact
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the news story, the "knife" was only 12cm or less then 5", so I'm guessing it was a plastic toy knife which is not great but explains how he didn't cut his throat up. Still, I'm an adult and I couldn't swallow an almost 5 inch toy knife.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up. I've got so many questions. A 1 1/2 year old kid can 1. comprehend sword swallowing enough to know enough to go seek out a knife and try it themselves? 2. HOW TF IS A 1.5yo GAINING ACCESS TO KNIVES!!??

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    #42

    Found Out Why My Dog Is Sick

    Found Out Why My Dog Is Sick

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    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog could die from eating chocolate. Poor dog!

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess who's never getting anymore M&Ms

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbf, a tiny bit of chocolate very relative to size is not really that toxic, but if your dog ate your bags of sweets, vet IMMEDIATELY

    Moltar
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    1 year ago

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    report abuse

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a kid. Even if you tell them, younger ages just don't always understand the seriousness of it. This was not intention to harm (pretty sure), so no reason to report for abuse. Are you one of those people who threaten to call child protective services if a parent just shows an angry face in the presence of a child?

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    #43

    Romanticizing Covid

    Romanticizing Covid

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    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My two kids experienced quarantine differently. The eldest was in 7th grade, so he already had a year of experience in that particular school and was able to enjoy the lockdowns and distance learning. Doing things on his own time, the technical challenges ... he came out okay. Kid 2 just started school. Everything was new and suddenly he was supposed to do things on his own, videocalls just once a week, no friends, to playing ... he was miserable.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in prison during the entire lockdown. People on the outside would say they understood what prison was like now. I left them to their illusions.

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's not too rude ... is there a private message function on BP? ... anyway, for what have you been in?

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    sleepybear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    id like the pandemic if covid wasnt part of it. staying at home in my pjs...

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, during the lockdown I constantly thought how lucky I was not to be a teenager anymore...

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm usually sick in bed anyway, so nothing changed for me. But, my girls on the other hand, had a hard time switching to online schooling.

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    #44

    He Looks Like He Almost Drowned

    He Looks Like He Almost Drowned

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bubble beard makes him look like Col Sanders. And yes, I'm aware of the individuals short comings.

    #46

    Saw The Neighbor Kids Playing With Fire, So I Pulled Out My Phone

    Saw The Neighbor Kids Playing With Fire, So I Pulled Out My Phone

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa! Those kids are fire-bending! /jk

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO. They forgot about stop drop & roll, but at least they did drop trow & choke it out.

    #47

    Mine!

    Mine!

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then take it away from the brat! At a pig roast festival I was at last year, a child climbed on the table and tried to steal my plate. I have no idea whose it was, but I berated it and chased it off the table.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, video is as entertaining as it is bizarre. Kid grabs it, says "mine" and sets it on the trash can. She takes it back, sets it down, kid grabs it again and walks off.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe stop filming and take it back from the brat!

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    #48

    Just Found This Letter I Wrote In 1988. I Was Fucking Stupid Asshole

    Just Found This Letter I Wrote In 1988. I Was Fucking Stupid Asshole

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    #49

    Hole In The Wall My 10yr Old Made Because He Couldn’t Have His iPad

    Hole In The Wall My 10yr Old Made Because He Couldn’t Have His iPad

    Official_CountOlaf Report

    Melissa Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child needs some therapy before hitting walls at 10 turns into hitting people at 15.

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does everything need therapy? It's not ok and all, but why do we need to involve outside professionals for literally everything that we don't like to happen? This might very well be within their family to resolve.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not funny or dumb. It's disturbing.

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that kid has anger issues, I guess one can be happy he hit a wall and not a person or animal though.

    Alro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be worried if my 10 yo had such violent reactions

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sell his iPad to pay for the repair. Consequences speak silently but loudly.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he wont get it for a month🤷‍♀️

    SaneMinotaur
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try that s**t on a wall in a UK home; you'd break all the bones in your hand lol

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once wrote "I love Losh" in lipstick on my wall. Immediately made a painting to cover it up. Not because I had defaced my bedroom, but because I'm slightly dyslexic, and knew I spelled "Josh" wrong.

    Aussiegirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stepmother got angry at my dad once because he eat all the cake. She wrote on the wall really big in permanent marker ‘I like mud cake too’ 😂😂

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    JoNo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After this he was given back his iPad to placate him. /j

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    #50

    Kid Offers Me 'Ifizz'

    Kid Offers Me 'Ifizz'

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    AlienatedCheeseStick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm delicious unidentifiable white swill yummmm I can’t believe you would turn down this scrumptious culinary disa-I mean, delight!

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemon soda (fizz) mixed with a little apple juice. Because everything Apple is iWhatever, that made it an iFizz. It was supposed to be a joke, but being mixed by a kid who knows... using snot fingers to mix, extra ingredients, etc.

    #51

    Wow... Just... Wow

    Wow... Just... Wow

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    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That update...JFK, what is wrong with that child? Truly sickening to see that much toxicity so young.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought "what has John F Kennedy to do with it" for a moment

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    Winnie the Moo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the police will keep an eye on this one…

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Future fedora wearing edgelord.....

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already outfitting his parents basement for long-term living arrangement.

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    SilverSkyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my son would get a slap and apologise in front of the class for being a disgusting piece of s**t

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The update is even worse. Hope this guy never "gets any" until he leans how to behave himself. But I guess he'll be the "bad boy" type that a lot of girls think are cool.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww... They start so young. Next, juvi. Where the heck does a kid pick this up from?

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably a toxic male influence in their life, like a dad, stepdad, or uncle.

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    hockeygorl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it’s even his profile picture 💀

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    #52

    Did You Panic?

    Did You Panic?

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    AlienatedCheeseStick
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this video and I feel for the little dude so much. I would have panicked too, little buddy

    Kalikima
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would someone whip out their phone instead of stopping the child?!

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you see the video, you see the child spill themself on the foot, before he throws it away.You may thnk no parents would have their wee toddler carry hot drinks on wobly floor, but at least they dont have coffie eighter.

    #53

    Why Kids Should Not Get Anything With Fire!

    Why Kids Should Not Get Anything With Fire!

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This old and playing with fire ?

    Kaedyn Walsh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a submission earlier than this of adult teens playing with fire and one has it coming off his leg. Some ppl are addicted to setting things on fire, also.

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    #54

    She Knew What She Was Doing. Accidentally Intentional

    She Knew What She Was Doing. Accidentally Intentional

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    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So instead of getting her off the cat, you decided to took a photo?

    DefinitelyNotTheDuolingoOwl
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pic's grainy enough that I'm assuming it's a still from a video, and that her stepping on the cat's tail was not necessarily anticipated. I imagine the cat resolved the situation in the next few seconds.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece learned early on not to mess with the cat. If she pulled on the cat's tail my sister would yank on her hair. Hurts don't it? My niece was much nicer to animals after that.

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