Anyone who has kids in their environment knows just how funny they can be, whether they realize it themselves or not. That’s because some of them are rather gullible or naive, which results in them believing the funniest and most impossible things ever, others are too cute for their own good, and some are simply… well, not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Today, we want to shed light on situations that show how eventful and entertaining life can be when there’s kids around. Shared on a subreddit with 4.5 million members—a goldmine of humorous content—they ought to bring a smile to your face, whether or not you deal with similar situations on a daily basis yourself. Scroll down to find them on the list below and enjoy!
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Get This Man A Phd
I didn't know chickens wore suspenders.
Load More Replies...In germany we have combined vaccinations specifically so that there only is one injection
Same for the Netherlands. Max. 2 shots a visit. What a*****e doctor does 5 shots in a single visit ?
Load More Replies...Oh poor kid 😭 I’m terrified of needles or anything poking into my body, Ik where you are kid
My sister used to be terrified of needles, but not anymore. She even has multiple tattoos! I used to have to go with mum when my sister was getting injections, just so I could hold onto her- tiny kid (lowest percentile for height & weight) yet incredibly strong when it came time for needles. Thing that changed was going to a doctor she was more comfortable with and who was much gentler. She was even able to get injections at high school from nurses who I would say weren't exactly gentle, since they had to get through so many students at a time. My dad on the other hand is still terrified of needles at 68, but does get them when needed.
Load More Replies...Insurance generally pays for one 'well' visit a year. A lot of people probably couldn't afford two separate visits even if the doctor was willing to do it.
Load More Replies...Yikes! 😬 It’s like going to the dentist believing that they’re only yanking one tooth and then you find out they were planning to yank three
I Dont Know What To Say
Guinea pigs should always be kept as pairs it's cruel to only have one, so weirdly this worked out for the best
When I was little, we had two male guinea pigs, who lived in our yard. My mother accidentally put a hayball on one of them, suffocating the poor thing. She panicked and ran to the animal store near our home and bought a new one, that looked the same. She didn't check the gender though, so of course it was a female. So a few months later we had a lot more guinea pigs. At one point we had abou 23 lol
My kids did that to me with a garter snake. They told me they took him outside to play in the sunshine and he ran away. An few days later they introduced me to 'Harold the Second' who they said they'd caught outside. Turns out that Harold the First had escaped in the house and they'd managed to find him.
Fun For All The Family
Anyone remember helicopter rides? A large person holds the smaller person by 1 arm & 1 leg and spins in a circle? Yep. Family favorite!
This might’ve been funny *before* I watched episode 5 of Them, now it gives me ice-cold chills.
My dad used to do this with me and my siblings, though he had us wrapped in a towel.
There are an estimated two billion children in the world right now, ages zero to 14; each one more imaginative than the last. It’s safe to assume that the number of adults having to look after them is even higher, especially as the little ones tend to let their imagination run wild - be it with crayons on the kitchen walls or with markers on their little brother.
Using walls as a canvas is only one of the many possible ways kids tend to cause havoc around the house; but it is a popular one, nevertheless. A survey in the UK found that the most common types of damage kids cause in their homes are spilling food and drink on the carpets or smashing kitchenware, The Mirror reports. The two are followed by said creative outbursts on the walls, as well as breaking vases, tearing wallpaper apart, and jumping on beds until they break, among other things, of course.
Liar
Funny for sure... but in the long term it could raise trust issues. I get it, sometimes little lies may be an easy way out when dealing with kids. But such a big and elaborated one... The kid may feel betrayed when he realizes (and he eventually will) that he's been manipulated in such a way.
Yes and, what is this parent going to do when the kid misbehaves one morning? There's an implied punishment that the parent can't follow through on.
Load More Replies...I have the same conversation now, with myself, only it's about working.
Unfortunately it won't be long until he finds out the truth. I think I would be asking what he hates about it and trying to find something that could change his mind- he has at least 10 more years of school to get through.
Very creative, but why are you not more concerned about why he is "bored" in school? Four year olds are like little sponges when it comes to learning. If his classroom environment isn't providing enough interesting activities to keep him engaged you need to address that. He may be a fast learner who needs some extra challenging material. If he is having comprehension problems and covering that up by saying he's bored, that certainly needs to be addressed immediately. Is he being bullied, or copying someone else's behavior who is getting rewarded bigtime for simply behaving appropriately? Giving him a mindset where not attending school becomes a reward is setting a bad precedent, especially considering the number of years of schooling he has ahead of him. Whatever the problem is, you need to be his advocate and champion and get it fixed. He's too young to do it himself. In the long run it will make your life easier too.
tell him that Sunday and Saturday are non-school days and that he will skip school on Mondays and Tuesdays WIN_202209...6744e1.jpg
Kids Are Way Too Gullible
"You know, I haven't played with that for ages but now I see you with it I kind of want to play with it" - Stewie Griffin
Load More Replies...Sometimes, all it takes is seeing someone else to play with them to make them more appealing.
That's why I sometimes put certain cat toys away for a while when they start to get bored with them. Then when I bring them back out the cats think they're getting awesome new toys. :) This also worked with my kid when he was a toddler, LOL.
According to the Mirror, the collective effort of children in Britain adds up to a staggering £3.5 billion pounds (roughly $4.4 billion US dollars) worth of damage to homes throughout their childhood, with three-year-olds being the most expensive group.
While it gets better when they become older (around 10 years of age is reportedly a somewhat calmer time in regards to damages), things tend to go downhill again right as kids become young adults - somewhere between 16 and 18 years of age.
What Was The Thought Process?
If there’s anything dipnetting season has taught it’s that seagulls are vicious when it comes to wrestling for the contents of the gut bucket that someone just emptied on the beach (it’s hilarious to watch lol)
I taught for 40 years and never heard the term "incident report". But I don't like it.
A Better Version Of Hide N Seek
So Caring
Going back to the expenses caused by the most dangerous group - three-year-olds, statistics show that wallpapers (or paintwork) tend to take a hit the most often; however, they’re not the most expensive things that are damaged by the little hell raisers. Statistics reveal that the most costly damages caused by toddlers relate to damaged windows and appliances, as well as bookcases and shelving units.
Nice
yeah nobody knows, oh sweet summer boy. That's actually cool genuine childhood story
[kinda long] -- I teach English (EFL) in technical college and at one point in the first year class(16-year-olds) I was going over terms. The word 'To screw' was mentioned and one kid began to snigger. "Haha, miss, you know what other meaning it has, right?" I nodded, and said, "I do, but this is not the time or place for it." He frowned and said, "No, I mean "to screw up", when you mess up." He was utterly serious, and I had to dig my mind out of the gutter. Oh, sweet summer child ...
Load More Replies...My house number was 69, and my mom said to my boyfriend, "Do you know how you can remember that? It's the Yin-Yang!"
Okay, your mom is absolutely right and that is so cute.
Load More Replies...people have said it looks like sex since I was in year 6 but I really don't see it (and no, I don't particuarly want a graphic explanation of what exactly that's supposed to resemble). Looks a lot more like a ying and yang.
Having To Call Toxicology
Bought red dog food that was 90 percent off. Later his poo looked bright red and I thought he was dying. A vet visit later, I realized why the food was so discounted.
At one point my dog had a severe upset stomach and we had a vet appointment set for the next morning, she vomited red and I was next to tears trying to find a 24 hour place when I realized it was pigment from her kibble. What menace thought red dog food was a good idea?!?!
Load More Replies...My 6 year old ate food coloring and turned everything in her mouth green
you can never get away with secretly eating blue candy....everyone will find out the moment you open your mouth/.
this happened to me. when I was six I was in intensive care and could not drink water but could have popsicles. I was licking a blue popsicle my doctor came in, took one look at my blue lips, and started checking the machines to make sure I had enough oxygen. :-D
Once when I was a kid my lips and tongue turned black. Of course my mum freaked out and started frantically asking what I'd been eating, but I had no idea what had caused it. It turned out that I'd been using a piece of black crepe paper streamer as a bookmark, and had been absent-mindedly sucking on it while reading.
did anyone read the first line and start singing girls just wanna have fun
A few days ago, I was feeling lightheaded all day at school. By the end of the day, my hands were tingling, my arms and legs were jelly, my fingers were blue and had poor circulation, and the list goes on. I was talking to my friend at his locker and legit almost passed out. My vision pulsed in and out of black and I could feel my balance being thrown off (although I could still hear everything). When my vision came back from black, all my weight was against the lockers, and I could make out his concern in my blurred vision. He asked me if I was okay, and I wasn’t, so I said “no.” I made it through the school day without passing out but eventually did pass out on my driveway. I still experience vertigo at random moments and also whenever I stand up. I tried googling all these symptoms that I had, but I can’t trust Google. The results ranged from cyanosis to vitamin/iron deficiencies to drunkenness to “yur gonna die tomorrow” and obviously I’m still here so what da heck bro
Um go to the doctors right now! What do you mean?! Sounds like your having an issue with getting oxygen or very low blood pressure, I'm really not sure why you didn't tell your parents or the school nurse. You need to tell someone now
Load More Replies...Haha reminds me of that time when I made rice porridge and put a sh1t ton of green food dye in it. The next day when I took a dump and it was green I panicked and in my thoughts tried to think of any illness that caused your poop to go green. And then I remembered that I ate that porridge with a LOT of green in it and I came out from the toilet laughing and my bf had to wait a bit for me to be able to breathe before he learned why I laughed so much. 😁
Whatever you do... do NOT look behind you the day after eating Blue Moon ice cream.... Horrifying
Never Felt Better
ohhhh i seen this‼️ 10/10 would watch again. its hilarious to see the kids reaction.
Amazing how calm the dad remained. After the second attempt I'd have taken spoiled kid and moved him to the back.
I was the kid once... Honestly I got confused when everyone counted down. They meant to sing 'happy birthday' but I didn't know they meant that and assumed we were all going to blow out the candles. They re-lit them and congratulated me on blowing them out from the other end of the table... I apologised.
Fixing constant damage can understandably take a toll on the parent both financially and emotionally. That’s why they might have to get creative themselves, and look for innovative ways to make sure their child is well-behaved or use white lies to paint them a picture of what might happen if they don’t listen. (No matter how old one is, being told that there’s a monster under the bed that might catch you if you’re not asleep by 10pm is uncomfortable, at best.)
Glad This Didn’t Exist When I Was A Kid
Can I just say that once it gets to a certain age this crosses the boundary from secure peranting to just plain creepy. I've still got this $hit hooked up to one of my google accounts! I'm 17 for fu(ks sake! I'm legally old enough to have sex, quit school and drive independently and yet my perants still think they need to moniter every image, word and video that crosses my screen online. Good thing they don't know about guest mode...
One day you will understand and thank them for caring...just enjoy guest mode and be happy knowing you have parents that try their best for you :) I had no rules when I was your age...at all. I could come and go as I pleased starting at age 11, and I thought it was so cool at the time but as I got older I saw that my mother just didn't give a hoot about me
Load More Replies...As an old dumb women, this is definitely something kids should be happy about. Does it feel like you're being helicoptered? Probably. Have several (thousand) kids been harmed by the internet - most decidedly so.
Why would anyone be happy about their every move being watched? Blocking 4chan is one thing, blocking YouTube and wikiHow is another
Load More Replies...The Anniversary Of This One.. I Was The 11 Year Old
We called the police when my little brother, then aged 5, went missing. He went upstairs to go to bed. Mum went up to tuck him in and turn the light off about 15 minutes later and he was gone. 5 hour police search covering several km radius from our house. Found him when the sniffer dogs were called in. He had pulled the mattress ever so slightly from the wall, slotted himself in the gap and pulled the blanket over the top of himself and gone to sleep. Legit looked like an empty made bed.
My dad was a cop when he got married. Tiny town, everybody knew everybody else, especially the cops. When my brother was five, another cop saw him standing at the intersection of our trailer park and the highway. The cop asked my brother what he was doing. My brother said he was running away. The cop said that my brother was just standing there. My brother said, "I'm not allowed to cross the street by myself, am I?"
I would have thought that the helicopter would have seen them first...
When my sister was around 16 she disappeared from home late one night. The police were called & everyone was panicking. They found my sister, another girl & 2 boys in the shed of the house behind ours drinking. My sister is 50 now & this always gets brought up at family gatherings. We laugh about it now but my parents were so worried at the time
This is why, the one time we had to call police for our missing daughter (it was the day after her birth parents...my sister and BIL... threatened again to take her back and run off) they double check the house first, just in case. Luckily it was the first... and only time because of this... that she had gone to a friend's house after school without asking first. We had called there first, but the sibling who answered the phone didn't know she was there, and didn't double check like they said.
i ran away once and hid in my brothers closet behind stuff, my parents couldn’t find me for hours and called the police long story short they eventually found me but my parents were so worried and so were the police, this happened twice but apparently once i actually ran away (?) my mom was talking abt it i don’t remember that time tho
also yes my parents checked the closet i was behind a lot of stuff tho
Load More Replies...Threatening to call the police is often the only way I can get absconding kids to come out from where they are hiding at work (after school care) :( I actually am supposed to call the police if they are gone more than five minutes, but I know that they are in the school grounds somewhere as all the gates are locked.
Bed bc they wouldn't eat dinner? Food should not be used for emotional blackmail.
Rip Cakey
Thinking about the things you were told—and believed—as a kid is quite amusing when you grow out of the tooth-fairy years. However, if you have your own children, you might turn to using such lies yourself, as many people before and after you did.
It’s safe to assume that quite a few parents have arguably told their children white lies for one reason or another; for instance, seeking to make such things like losing incisors, canines, premolars, and molars (or teeth, to put it simply) a tiny bit more magical.
Genius
Ah Yes, How To Get A 'Free' Cookie
We had a neighborhood bakery when my brother and I were young. One of our neighbors worked there so we would stop to talk to her once in a while. They had cookies for 10¢ each but broken cookies were 2¢. She would reach into a case and we would hear "Oops!" then sell us the "broken" cookie. Marlene, if you are still around, those 2 little boys still remember you!
The kid might not be overpaying, or dumb, but rather trying be smart to get around a parent/guardian's rule. If dad/grandma/whoever told the kid "No you can't buy a cookie from there", the kid might have thought 'they didn't say I couldn't have one, so free is okay'. And on that logic, paying for the act of breaking a cookie, so it to become free of charge, could be kid logic at work.
What The Heck
beard are like masks. people look so different when they take them off (I MEANT BEARD OH NO NOT BEAR)
My husband shaved his beard and as he was coming down the stairs one of the kids asked him 'Are you my father?' He answered 'Your mother says so.' Kid came and asked me if that was really his father. (I am the stepmother.)
At the daycare, working with 2 and 3 year olds, I got my long hair cut off. One of the 3's wouldn't go into the room the next day, because he didn't know that short-haired teacher. He'd known me since he was six weeks old.
My father shaved his moustache when I was around 18 to 20 years old. I remember I couldn't stop laughing every time I saw his face - not in a mean way, but in a "dude WTF reality is meaningless now" way. Recently I shaved for the first time since my son was born 10 months ago. I was expecting at least a reaction, but he just put his foot in my mouth and all was well.
My partner had to wear a hat in the house for three days after his summer buzz cut, as our then 1yr old would burst into tears every time they saw him.
When my son was a toddler and saw my husband freshly shaved and after a cut he cried for hours, poor thing didn't realise it was still his dad
A survey of adults in the UK found that the most common white lie told by parents is that carrots will help kids see in the dark, which was followed by stating that Santa knows if they’ve been bad or good and that screens can make their eyes square. In addition to all that, some parents have managed to convince their children that their noses will grow if they tell lies themselves.
Kick Me Again When I'm Sleeping
Don't they do this to bury [c**p] as well? This might be a double insult.
My Brother Everybody...
At three, I asked how the doorbell worked. Mom told me there was a little man inside. When you pushed the button, it tickled his tummy and made him giggle. The next day she caught me pouring milk into the doorbell. I thought the little man might be thirsty. She did it to herself.
My daughter (aged 4 at the time, now 38) put a whole tuna sandwich into the VCR "because it fit!"
I liked to feed my scissors. I drew an eye on the joint and fed them scrap paper until the carpet was full of confetti. Messy eater, those scissors...
At least you weren't feeding it pompoms! A couple of kids at my work like to cut pompoms and feathers up and they are insanely difficult to clean up!
Load More Replies...Had a boss who's kid was a terror and spoiled rotten little booger eaten creatin who used to feed the vcr pb&j sandwiches once or twice a week. I have taken apart and cleaned soooo many vcr's. After they replaced 6 they finally got a DVD player. I managed to save them and sell them
I Have No Idea How Mad I Should Be
At the daycare, I had a four year old boy get up to use the bathroom. I think he was sleepwalking, because he used to trash can by the sink, and immediately got back on his cot. He didn't make any noise or anything. Well, he obviously didn't do it on purpose. We just changed liners and double bagged the soiled one. I told his mom when she picked him up, because I thought it was cute. The next day she told me they'd given him a good talking to, and it wouldn't happen again. I apologized to the poor kid. I hadn't meant to get him in trouble.
My grandson (3 y/o) pulled down his pants and peed on the courthouse lawn.
We haven't seen his grades yet, but apparently some of Trump's school records are now available.
As a child, I had a little brother, mostly male cousins, and male friends. I was intensely jealous of their urinary abilities (standing, aiming, etc). My best friend sympathized, so he invited me into his parents' closet for "practice." And that's how we got caught tandem pissing in a closet by his mother.
my kid and his pal did this at soft play, off a rope bridge type thing calling themselves the "pee-team". mortified
If that were my son, I'd have to pretend to be mad while trying desperately to keep from laughing.
Even with having to lie to your children about who takes their tooth from under the pillow or being forced to repeatedly clean walls, the majority of parents seem to love being a mom or a dad. According to Pew Research Center’s data from 2022, the majority of parents—roughly eight in ten of them—find their role enjoyable and rewarding most or all of the time.
5 Year Old Donated $400
Aaaaand that’s why five year olds shouldn’t have access to the internet
Does YouTube actually issue refunds for donations? I thought they didn't, was that changed?
My Daughter's Elementary School Emailed This Photo So Parents Can Claim Lost Glasses. The School Only Has 190 Students
I don't understand how a parent isn't at the school or on the phone to the school the very next day after their child arrived home without their glasses. They may well think "the glasses could be anywhere and we'll never find them" but it would be worth a try, surely?
Not everybody needs to wear glasses all of the time. My niece only needs them for reading things on the board so kept them in her backpack most of the time. But sometimes she'd leave them on her desk for a board-heavy lecture and didn't always make it back. Didn't need them any other time, so there were periods where she wouldn't need them for a week. Easy to not realize until a week later they weren't there.
Load More Replies...My mom used to paint the inside of the ear piece with bright nail polish to set apart my glasses from all the others.
Two of the aqua/blue pairs halfway down the middle column are identical. Guessing a kid lost the first pair, parents buy a replacement, kid promptly loses the replacement 🤣
One time I had a look at my school's lost and found photo and I was like "huh, that looks like my pair of spare glasses - can't be though, mine are in my locker, I don't wear them." Anyway long story short, I went, tried them on and I was like "Miss, I didn't know these were lost but they're mine so yeah cheers miss"
This is the one thing that makes me glad I’m blind as fǔck. Can’t ever take mine off. Didn’t stop kids from grabbing them off my face and running away in school though…
I don't know about glasses but I run an afterschool care program out of a primary school hall/gym. The amount of(uniform) jumpers that accumulate there, from my group as well as pe, music and art classes is crazy! Most parents say they have bought four or more for them and they just keep getting lost. I would probably not keep buying more, but some parents say they are worried they will get reported for neglect if they send them to school without them. When I was at school, mum would go through the lost property box and classroom multiple times to find them if we lost anything, but schools are so secure these days the classrooms often aren't open after school.
Kid Drew All Over My Mom’s Ralph Lauren Purse
Anybody remember shopkins? Guess what this image reminds me of 😜
LMAO I haven’t thought of those for ages
Load More Replies...kids do these things out of love usually. they just don't know what it costs the parents lol
I know kids should not be drawing on these things, but it's kinda cute :3
I would use it like this. Maybe add a little tag that says 'This is art by (kids name)'
For more laughs and giggles of a similar sort, continue scrolling the lists depicting life with children who simply don’t know how funny they are, which you can find here and here.
Beautiful Message For Veteran’s Day
Veterans day?! Yeah, I understand what it is but I've never heard of it. Another way to brainwash young people to risk their lives in wars on the other side of the world.
as a person who knows people who have served in the military: Shut your trap
Load More Replies...My Little Brother's Got This On His Wall
I just wanna say, as a kid in primary school, we had to make a little picture book for the younger kids, and I decided to add a fake logo/company to the back. It was also named potatoes.inc.
potatoes Inc can bite my lumpy bumpy frumpy stumpy crumpy dumpy butt. highway robbery, those rates..
I don't know... 0.25 cents = 1/4th of a penny... that's not too bad.
Load More Replies...i would rather be a lumpy jumpy (etc.) woman than pay that outrageous prcie.
What A Pleasant Thought
I DID NOT DELETE THIS COMMENT! BORED PANDA REMOVED MY COMMENT! i originally put "how whoresome 😍😍"
Load More Replies...The censorship entirely ruined the picture, thanks BP.
My 2 Preschoolers Just Did This To An *entire Bag* Of Cable Ties
.. paperclips! Chained them all together in Grandpa's last office, where he pretended to not disturb, and they pretended to pay like half the gas the way cost him, ...
Load More Replies...Melissa is right, they could have put them around their necks or something
That can be corrected, Most have a little tab that can be lifted with a small flat screwdriver so it can be undone. Time consuming but doable.
Baby Sees His Dad In His New Haircut
This is just a meme. You will never be able to prove to me that this isn't a meme format...and therefore we should start making it a meme.
This was actually a video. The poor girl was crying after dad cut off his dreadlocks.
Load More Replies...This Is What "Help Me" Looks Like
Our cat has his own rule that he will put up with all forced hugs, as long as when he gives the sign of "times up" that he gets let go. The kids know his sign and have agreed to the "forced hug treaty". It's a two way street that works well in our house. I don't think our cat knows how lucky he is not ever having a moment like this.
Kittens, although cute at times, also do this sort of thing. CAT kittens are full-grown at six months. Soft can-opener kittens take eighteen years!
kid need cat hugs, cat wants to be litterally anywhere else, gets rugby tackled instead
Load More Replies...My Literal 7 Year Old Daughter Answering A Philosophical Question For School Work
Sometimes the only true answers to philosophical questions are the most blatantly simple ones.
This kid gets it, this is exactly what I would do for an answer. (And then I would complain about the wording of the question when I get told I did it wrong)
Load More Replies...I'd probably answer this. That's definitely an answer I'd use.
Why I Hate Commercial Planes
I understand, but can we please not take a photo of a random child and put it on the internet?
He was just filming himself and the sound of the screaming. Kid popped up before he could end the video.
Load More Replies...On a flight from San Diego to Seattle. The little boy (5-6) behind me was kicking my seat. I very politely asked him to stop, which he did for all of five minutes. Again, politely, please stop kicking my seat. Nope. I asked his Mom to have him stop and she basically ignored me, so now he knows she doesn't care and really goes to town. I stood up, turned around and SCREAMED in his face "Stop kicking my f*cking seat, you little sh*t". I'm a big & scary b*tch. Kid starts bawling. Mom starts to say something and I was all over her, "Maybe you should get off your phone and act like a f*cking parent" loudly. I swear the people around me wanted to applaud & I got free adult beverages all the way home.
Always happens. Allow me to vent... CHULDREN UNDER FIVE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ON PLANES. ID GO FAR ENOUGH TO SAY UNDER SEVEN. PLEASE DONT DOWNVOTE ME
Kid Forgot To Clear His Search History
"Fat woman singing on stage naked", was what I found in my (then 7 year old) kids search history. Guess some kinks start early.
The absolute horror, when I had to tell my father I accidentally downloaded a virus onto his PC... again.
Load More Replies...I love the quote that came up- I watched a tv show that aired on International Women's Day a couple of years ago, based on that quote (though then it was adjusted for the National Gallery of Victoria's stats).
My 6yo Begs Me To Play Minecraft With Him And Then Does This The Whole Time To See His Half Of The Screen Better
...He attends this school that has, like, 190 students...?
Load More Replies...They Really Are
I remember this. There was a lot of stupid going on; everybody but the glass-blower who made it. Thing was 60 kilos of hand blow glass and 24 karat gold placed in a children's museum/exhibit. So the museum should've put it on a very solid, untippable (without major effort) stand and in a protective case, not the basically pedestal and theater ribbon. Kids shouldn't have been running around the non-interactive section, parents should've had control, etc.
its clear that they should be banned from the museum. what glassholes. (id never call kids that but i wanted to use a pun)
the parents are to blame for the kids running around but the museum is to blame for not making sure it was properly secured so that this wouldnt happen
The castle should have had a fence or something to protect it. An adt coumd have tripped and fallen over it
Never works. Didn't you see the story about the kids who went behind the ropes at a display of an ancient canoe and sat in it anyway? Until parents learn to parent, they just need to ban anyone 18 and under from these things.
Load More Replies...What was a glass sculpture of the Disney castle doing in a museum in the first place? Was it a museum of pop culture?
Kid's fault and museum's fault for not putting plexiglass around it.
That's fine, it's not like Disney can't afford it. What sucks is the min wage custodians cleaning that up for Disney before heading to their shift at their second job.
Behold, My Enderman Costume From When I Was 11
E.T. had been released the year before so trick or treat was just starting to catching on in the UK. It hadn't been commercialized so nothing in the shops. Heading home we meet friends, one had plastic vampire teeth and a black cape the other a white sheet with 2 holes, carrying a pillow case filled with sweets, then more friends in hastily put together costumes but mainly white sheets, this was something new and great. But... no costumes, so my brother pulls his polo neck jumper above his head and I put my head in the loop of his one arm. Lot of bad memories growing up but this was a really good one.
walk around in that at night and it'd be scarier then just about any of the other costumes
I think the problem is why your parents let you do that— but y’know— fun memories for from the innocent mind
Student Just Sent This To The Assistant Principal
everything was fine until that last one. oh franky, the way my jaw unhinged.
Who’ll Make Them Understand!
If they live in an area without much racism they may not realise what thier doing is insulting
In many countries, stuff like this is seen as funny or stating the obvious rather then insulting or mocking. Or they just don't care. We hosted several exchange students. The Germans were the worst about this. I had to explain why we don't point and laugh at fat people and what things are inappropriate to talk about and how to not make fun of others. These were high schoolers, but toddlers.
Type of school uniform, shaved heads, skinny kids. I guess (like the last this photo came up), that this is somebody doing volunteer work in the middle of nowhere. These are kids who never have seen white people They are not grinning mean, but smiling happily. They like him, so mimic him for the photo. His eyes are the only thing they can copy. If he had Princess Leia buns, they would cover their ears. So relax, everybody.
Perfect Example Of Newtons 3rd Law
Kid threw the ball against the wall and it rebounded, hitting him in the face.
Load More Replies...Newton screwed us all over when he invented gravity :( I wanna fly (/j)
Kids Probably Never Lost A Battle Before
This is why you shouldn't purposely let kids win. Makes for sore losers. I have always taught my kid (now 11) that sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. And if you lose, it is a lesson to see what you did that made you lose and to work on getting better to win.
11-Year-Old Florida Girl Arrested After Falsely Reporting Her Friend Was Kidnapped
Apparently, the girl told deputies she got the idea to prank 911 through a YouTube challenge and thought it “would be funny". https://www.news-journalonline.com/story/news/crime/2023/07/26/port-orange-girl-makes-false-kidnapping-report-of-friend/70473563007/
Stupid. Most of those Youtube challenges are stupid to point of someone getting hurt doing stupid sh1t, this one though is over the top dumb! Let the punishment fit the crime.
Load More Replies......it's illegal to make a false report via the 911 emergency number in the US..
Load More Replies...It probably depended on her reaction. If she was acting like she care of the seriousness of pranking the cops, tying up 911, wasting resources, when potentially those who needed help didn't get it, all because she wanted to have fun. If she had the attitude of not even caring or failing to promise not to do that again... sometimes you need to put the scare into. They may have even put out an Amber alert, as well (telling the public to be alert for the kidnapper and missing child).
Load More Replies...An 18-Month-Old Child Swallowed An Entire Knife After Watching Sword Swallowers On TV
18 months old ?? Watching sword swallovers on tv and then has access to a knife alone... Parents of the year i guess
Here's the case report: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7603817/ ________ Note that doesn't show the plastic handle. Basically, kid and 7yo sister were watching the show. No other objective info provided so unknown whether she provided the knife or goaded him, or whether he did it himself. At 1.5 yo, he could easily have done it himself. Most amazing thing is that there was no damage beyond surgery.
How small is that child tho? 18 months olds aren't that big, but knives aren't this small either.
According to the news story, the "knife" was only 12cm or less then 5", so I'm guessing it was a plastic toy knife which is not great but explains how he didn't cut his throat up. Still, I'm an adult and I couldn't swallow an almost 5 inch toy knife.
Hold up. I've got so many questions. A 1 1/2 year old kid can 1. comprehend sword swallowing enough to know enough to go seek out a knife and try it themselves? 2. HOW TF IS A 1.5yo GAINING ACCESS TO KNIVES!!??
Found Out Why My Dog Is Sick
tbf, a tiny bit of chocolate very relative to size is not really that toxic, but if your dog ate your bags of sweets, vet IMMEDIATELY
It's a kid. Even if you tell them, younger ages just don't always understand the seriousness of it. This was not intention to harm (pretty sure), so no reason to report for abuse. Are you one of those people who threaten to call child protective services if a parent just shows an angry face in the presence of a child?
Load More Replies...Romanticizing Covid
My two kids experienced quarantine differently. The eldest was in 7th grade, so he already had a year of experience in that particular school and was able to enjoy the lockdowns and distance learning. Doing things on his own time, the technical challenges ... he came out okay. Kid 2 just started school. Everything was new and suddenly he was supposed to do things on his own, videocalls just once a week, no friends, to playing ... he was miserable.
I was in prison during the entire lockdown. People on the outside would say they understood what prison was like now. I left them to their illusions.
If that's not too rude ... is there a private message function on BP? ... anyway, for what have you been in?
Load More Replies...id like the pandemic if covid wasnt part of it. staying at home in my pjs...
He Looks Like He Almost Drowned
I Got "Pranked"
Saw The Neighbor Kids Playing With Fire, So I Pulled Out My Phone
Mine!
Then take it away from the brat! At a pig roast festival I was at last year, a child climbed on the table and tried to steal my plate. I have no idea whose it was, but I berated it and chased it off the table.
Just Found This Letter I Wrote In 1988. I Was Fucking Stupid Asshole
Hole In The Wall My 10yr Old Made Because He Couldn’t Have His iPad
Child needs some therapy before hitting walls at 10 turns into hitting people at 15.
Why does everything need therapy? It's not ok and all, but why do we need to involve outside professionals for literally everything that we don't like to happen? This might very well be within their family to resolve.
Load More Replies...Sell his iPad to pay for the repair. Consequences speak silently but loudly.
Try that s**t on a wall in a UK home; you'd break all the bones in your hand lol
I once wrote "I love Losh" in lipstick on my wall. Immediately made a painting to cover it up. Not because I had defaced my bedroom, but because I'm slightly dyslexic, and knew I spelled "Josh" wrong.
My stepmother got angry at my dad once because he eat all the cake. She wrote on the wall really big in permanent marker ‘I like mud cake too’ 😂😂
Load More Replies...Kid Offers Me 'Ifizz'
Mmmm delicious unidentifiable white swill yummmm I can’t believe you would turn down this scrumptious culinary disa-I mean, delight!
Wow... Just... Wow
That update...JFK, what is wrong with that child? Truly sickening to see that much toxicity so young.
I thought "what has John F Kennedy to do with it" for a moment
Load More Replies...Already outfitting his parents basement for long-term living arrangement.
Load More Replies...my son would get a slap and apologise in front of the class for being a disgusting piece of s**t
The update is even worse. Hope this guy never "gets any" until he leans how to behave himself. But I guess he'll be the "bad boy" type that a lot of girls think are cool.
Aww... They start so young. Next, juvi. Where the heck does a kid pick this up from?
probably a toxic male influence in their life, like a dad, stepdad, or uncle.
Load More Replies...Did You Panic?
I love this video and I feel for the little dude so much. I would have panicked too, little buddy
Why Kids Should Not Get Anything With Fire!
There's a submission earlier than this of adult teens playing with fire and one has it coming off his leg. Some ppl are addicted to setting things on fire, also.
Load More Replies...She Knew What She Was Doing. Accidentally Intentional
Pic's grainy enough that I'm assuming it's a still from a video, and that her stepping on the cat's tail was not necessarily anticipated. I imagine the cat resolved the situation in the next few seconds.
Load More Replies...My niece learned early on not to mess with the cat. If she pulled on the cat's tail my sister would yank on her hair. Hurts don't it? My niece was much nicer to animals after that.
These are mostly terrible. Just screenshots from tiktok videos with very little context.
90% of the content on BP is reposted from other platforms (reddit, tiktok, insta...). I come here because it's more convenient than to have to browse all those separatly for my daily dose of mindless entertainment ^^
Load More Replies...These are mostly terrible. Just screenshots from tiktok videos with very little context.
90% of the content on BP is reposted from other platforms (reddit, tiktok, insta...). I come here because it's more convenient than to have to browse all those separatly for my daily dose of mindless entertainment ^^
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