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In a world that often feels divided, there’s one thing we can all agree on: memes make everything better. Whether you’re venting about work, sharing cute pet photos, or even debating serious politics, throw a meme into the mix, and suddenly the conversation gets a whole lot more interesting.
To add to your meme stash, we’ve put together some funny posts from the Instagram account ‘Neat Mom.’ Don’t let the name fool you—these aren’t just about parenting. This page has hilarious takes on all sorts of topics. Scroll down to check them out, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!
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Wilma Eykelhof 1 year ago
On the day I got divorced, and took everything, hurricane Wilma hit and took everything else :)
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I kind of feel sorry for the bride. Every wedding has "that" guest from hell, but THIS gives the phrase a whole new meaning.
The Instagram page ‘Neat Mom’ has a staggering 1.3 million followers and regularly shares funny images and videos that rack up tens or even hundreds of thousands of likes. It’s no wonder so many people love it—the content is genuinely hilarious. As I scrolled through their memes, I couldn’t hold back a chuckle either.
This got me thinking about why some things go viral. Why do certain memes spread like wildfire across all social platforms and even become part of our everyday conversations, while others just fall flat?
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#2
SCP 4666 1 year ago (edited)
"Begone Satan, Lord of darkness, for I have a corndog!"- "Looks delicious, can I have one?"
Bewitched One 1 year ago
Ok satan, we know it’s you. You can’t fool us with that “4” 🤨
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cadena kuhn 1 year ago
Meanwhile I asked a priest if he wanted to add a pack of gum so his total wouldn't be 6.66 and he just laughed at me
tl gmc 1 year ago
A lot of them don't believe it. You should see some of their properties, it's owned by the church so pastors/preist don't have to pay property taxes
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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
My first job was at a Sbarro. At that time, a slice of pepperoni pizza and a medium drink was $6.66. you wouldn't believe how many folks added on a . 50¢ garlic knot because they were afraid of the number.
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago (edited)
I bought some LGBTQ pride stuff at the dollar tree when they had it for pride month, my total came out to $6.66. I started giggling. I don't think the lady behind me or the cashier thought it was funny.
The term ‘viral’ has become such a staple in internet language that we often forget it originally referred to the spread of viruses; now, it describes how quickly information can move online.
This idea isn’t entirely new; in 2009, during the ‘25 Things About Me’ trend, Lauren Ancel Meyers, a biology professor at the University of Texas, compared its popularity to the “classic exponential growth of an epidemic curve.” The Oxford English Dictionary first documented ‘viral’ in the context of spreading information back in 1989, with the phrase ‘go viral’ coming into use around 2004.
#3
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
While this was their last official active engagement they were also invaded several times by swiss forces throughout the following two centuries... all by accident due to navigation errors
Saint_Zipcodus 1 year ago
Everytime I see this meme I can't help but think how much the Liechtensteinians must have loved that... Because they keep collecting friends (or, at least, letterboxes with the names of them). Certainly it cannot have anything to do with tax evasion...
#4
ohjojo (you/your's) 1 year ago
Actually think we both agree that is no ones business
Load More Replies... Dave Nalesnik 1 year ago
Generally no, but the next time I pass up a 20 oz. soda, I will take that as permission to do so.
LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago
Yes...I'll take a Boston cream, lemon-filled, blueberry streusel, old-fashioned sour cream, apple fritter, and a plain glazed, please.
When can something be considered viral? Is there a specific threshold, a sort of ‘magic number’? According to Fourthwall, there is. On Instagram, a post with 10,000 to 20,000 likes within the first 24 hours is often deemed viral, while reels generally need around 100,000 views. YouTube sets the bar higher—a video needs to reach at least a million views in a week. On TikTok, a quick 10,000 views in a few hours can rapidly turn into millions.
#5
Steve Robert 1 year ago
When I was a kid, I knew maybe thirty phone numbers by memory. Today. I can't remember three of my passwords.
EM 1 year ago (edited)
I usually create a new password based on my feelings at the time or/and my likes. So its often have lots of swear words mixed in with the names of cute animals.
Tom Hardeveld 1 year ago
I use the word "Incorrect" as my passwords so every time I forget it, my computer reminds me
Lyoness 1 year ago
Roboform. Totally worth the cost. You remember one pswd and then have access to hundreds of other randomly generated pswds for your stuff that the app fills in every time you open another app. Brilliant. Because really, who could remember: bwi8dbu278*@)78eksbgf#_-793!*:sisi?
Riley Quinn 1 year ago (edited)
If that's really OP's image then I feel sooo much better having a password cheat sheet at my age.
Sue User 1 year ago
I gave up and use an address book. We were all told " dont do this" but seems like it is not my kack of secure password but companies kack of security causing the breaches.
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Colleen Glim 1 year ago
List of user names and passwords as a note in my phone. Then I only have remember one
Grenelda Thurber 1 year ago
Same here! My solution is a text file that contains all my passwords, written in a sort of an easy code, like " + d". Computer security at its finest!
#6
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Damn right! And if you need a couple of gargoyles, I can point you in the direction of my best friend's two elder sisters
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago
Fun fact: Gargoyles are only the ones where the water spouts out of their mouths, the ones that this does not happen to are called Grotesques". In other words, gargoyles are functional, while grotesques are just decorative.
Mark Fuller 1 year ago
So glad someone pointed this out! If it wasn't you, I'd have leapt in there!
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Brian Herold 1 year ago
I think I heard one time that things like gargoyles were meant to ward off evil. If that's the case, I think I know why they don't put gargoyles on buildings anymore...
Dave Nalesnik 1 year ago
… because then upper management couldn’t get in?
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NapQueen 1 year ago
When I was 12, I had bushy eyebrows and braces so chunky I couldn't close my mouth. I had my passport photo taken, and my Mum said I looked like a gargoyle, so I like how I'm not reminded of that all the time!!
tee-lena 1 year ago
Sorry your mom sucked in that moment. I hope she does better now.
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Legendbird 1 year ago
I think that every building should have at least a little silly architecture on it. Even if it's a bolted-on Ikea gargoyle.
#7
BookFanatic 1 year ago
Hey, I was a retired hairdresser from San Diego. Divorced with two kids. Of course, I was also eight years old and living in Illinois at the time...
But coming back to the why—what’s the secret sauce that makes something go viral? While it’s tough to predict, certain common traits tend to make things popular. Marketing agency DataDab suggests that viral content resonates because people want to connect with others. When something is funny, interesting, or helpful, we’re likely to share it with friends, wanting them to be part of the experience. This is often how a meme or video starts making the rounds on the web, traveling from person to person.
#8
Lee Banks 1 year ago
Oddly, this is l the most validating and necessary I needed to hear. Thanks
P Peitsch 1 year ago
Yep, same for the walking dead, breaking bad and so on ... I'm bored just listening to the talkings.
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Aiko_fell 1 year ago
i never watched or read or did anything with game of thrones. still no idea what it is all about.
Spencer's slave no longer 1 year ago
Same for me. Not a single solitary episode.
Load More Replies... xolitaire 1 year ago
I tried watching it, but the blatant "RAAAH we are a fantasy show for ADULTS, here have some sex, violence and decapitation YEAH" was too much
Zoe Vokes 1 year ago
I watched the first episode and didn’t get into it so I stopped.
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Don't listen to me 1 year ago
No i never watched it. Because i read the books well some of them. They started well but I got lost in book 3 I think & gave up. So I never bothered with the tv version.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 1 year ago
This! I ad to wait for the next book coming out and when I got it I tried reading and I had to wade through soooooo much explanation-pages about who was who and where they are right at this point and I just... lost steam. I'm sure the series is better because I can see the faces and recognize them. But ... eh. Never cared enough.
Load More Replies... Shelli Aderman 1 year ago
🙋🏼♀️ Well, all that AND a class thing, because we don’t have HBO, because 💸
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David 1 year ago
Country music must have changed a lot since the 70s. I heard more of it when I lived on the family farm and back then it stereotype crying in my beer stuff. "My woman left me, my dog bit me, my pickup truck won't start" Think stuff like Kenny Rogers - Lucille (You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me)
Papa 1 year ago
It has indeed changed, and not for the better. There's some good stuff out there, but you won't hear much of it on Top 40 Country stations.
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Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
Because their husbands are the male country singers singing those awful lyrics
Probably Legal 1 year ago
With the rise of self-driving cars, it won’t be long before country singers start singing about how their truck left them
Brian Droste 1 year ago (edited)
What do you get when you play a country music song backwards? You get your wife, dog and truck back.. Or something like that.
#10
Lee Banks 1 year ago
Fiddlesticks! You took the words right out of my mouth.
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BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
When I was a kid my grandmother used to tell me "the morning is not a promise". Perhaps it doesn't translate well into English. But I knew a lot of death by the time I was 6, and understood very well what she meant.
According to DataDab, the two main ingredients for contagious content are humor and shock value. “We humans are drawn to things that make us laugh, and we love to be surprised by things we never expected,” they say. The stronger the emotional reaction, the faster it spreads. Interestingly, the emotion doesn’t always have to be positive—anger, in fact, is the most viral emotion on the internet.
#11
CanadianDimes 1 year ago (edited)
When I was a kid at summer camp, one of the staff was warning us about hypothermia. She told a story of a camper who’d dropped his guitar pick in the lake in cool weather and had gone in to look for it. He got hypothermia so badly they couldn’t get a temperature on him for a bit. Our lifeguard sheepishly piped up and said “yeah, that was me”
Jason Kennith 1 year ago
At least it wasn't the entire guitar. That could've been bad.
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April Armstrong 1 year ago
And whenever you need an ambulance, and you are in bad shape, the EMTs are hunks!
#12
Mark Fuller 1 year ago
I'm always convinced it would be like using the wire sometimes used to cut cheese i.e. it will most certainly slice between my teeth, through my jaw and ultimately cut a chunk of my head off. Which is why I don't floss.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I don't understand why people, esp. those who hate going to the dentist, don't floss as a preventative method. Besides, who wants stinky breath, and trust me, if you don't floss, your breath stinks.
Jason Kennith 1 year ago
It might be because people (like me) have sensory issues. I'm currently saving up to buy a $100 device that brushes your teeth in three seconds flat.
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Barbara Deskins 1 year ago
my dental hygienist asked me how often I floss. I said "Twice a year...when you do it"
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Jason Kennith 1 year ago
That's actually kinda clever. That's a VERY underrated comment.
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François Carré 1 year ago
Yeah but capybaras are never seen making friends with goats. This can't be a coincidence.
Christine Wild 1 year ago
They are closely related to the guinea pigs. They are both in the cavy family.
Helene Newburg 1 year ago
I laughed myself silly ! Hilarious! Doesn't everyone know the difference ??
Memes are also incredibly shareable because they can adapt to different contexts. They often reference other memes or situations, evolving with each iteration. If you’re like me, you might be called “chronically online” for catching all these references.
This works because our brains are wired to recognize patterns, a survival instinct from when spotting a predator was key. Nowadays, this instinct helps us recognize familiar themes in memes.
“If you’re familiar with an internet meme and someone shows you an image or video based on that meme for the first time, it probably won’t take long before your brain starts supplying context for what might be happening in the new piece of media—even if that context isn’t explicitly provided by whoever created it,” says DataDab.
#14
Passerby 1 year ago
Thank god it was a son. Imagine having a child called Cardaughter. The poor girl would be bullied for life.
Chewie Baron 1 year ago
Could have been Mercedes. Daimler named his car after her.
Load More Replies... Papa 1 year ago
I know a couple who named their second child Alldyn, because they were "all done."
Bewitched One 1 year ago
My 2 month old is Destyn. Because my tubes were tied for 10 years before we decided to get it reversed. He came home from the hospital a year to the day that I went to North Carolina for the procedure. We just thought he was Destined to be here 🤷🏼♀️
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Kelly H. Wilder 1 year ago
I had siblings come in my store today with their grandmother. Their names, as proudly told by Nana, were Memphis Thunder and White Lightning. 🤦♀️
Oerff On Tour 1 year ago
Couple of years ago, a girl was born in a taxi. The parents called her Kia. After it was mentioned in the newspaper, Kia gave the parents a brand new car.
#15
Michael Largey 1 year ago (edited)
I was a math teacher, but the principal refused to approve my field trip to look for imaginary numbers.
I love Gourd Duck 1 year ago
My dad got to go on a field trip for his work a few years ago, they went axe throwing.
TiNaBoNiNa 1 year ago
I think that's called "Team Building." Of course, let's go teach our employees to throw sharp objects might not have been the best idea.
Load More Replies... Laugh or not 1 year ago
That's what comités d'entreprises do, organise nice outings for employees (among other tasks). When I was working in France, I got to go on several trips to an amusement park, visit Metz and Beaubourg offsite (art museum). Paid in part by the company.
Undercover 1 year ago
Part of my work is to walk with my sweet old ladyfriend to the near park and eat an ice cream cone. Daily 😍❤️
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
My last workplace took us on a trip to the art gallery! It was awesome; we even got a free tour.
Wendell T Sasaki 1 year ago
I went go elementary school in Berkeley Calif. in the 1950s. We all enjoyed our field trips, especially when we went to museums, old missions and the aquarium in Monterey.
#16
Karina 1 year ago
We give the little finger in my family, instead of the middle. It means "dumb kid". Because we were 4 kids and had lots of friends, it has now spread to people that is not related, an I have seen it done by a few complete stranger. When my cousin inrolled to learn sign language, her teachers were so amazed and amused that it is now up for consideration to be included in the official norwegian sign language cyllabus
LeMurierBonjour 1 year ago
Where I live, raising a little finger to a man means that he has a very, very, very small gentleman sausage!
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Dawn Marie 1 year ago
When we were little and asked Dad about the different races, He said and I do quote: "Black people are from Africa, which is close to the sun and they get a lot better tan than a lot of people." "Asian people have to squint at the sun all the time, that is why there eyes are that way." My dad wasn't a raciest by any means, he was a teacher and couldn't admit that he didn't know. I would have accepted that God made them that way and that we couldn't all be the same. I really don't know why he explained it that way.
BarfyCat 1 year ago
"Yahootie did it." Whenever no one wants to own up to something, like putting an empty milk carton back in the refrigerator, Yahootie gets blamed. Yahootie is some kind of mythical figure, not a real person!
Bec 1 year ago
I prefer that too hearing, 'Someone didn't fill the ice tray, from my significant other.Hmmm...since it is just the two of us, are you implying that I didn't do it.
Load More Replies... BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
The villain in all my 9 year old's stories is Jeff Bezos. The thing is, I have never spoken to them about him. They just heard his name somewhere and thought it was a funny name for a bad guy.
Svenne O'Lotta 1 year ago
I have an F tattooed on the inside of my left middle finger, so I'll just show people my palm and hopefully they'll get it
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Since normal means average or typical, I'd say, based on what's been written over the past few decades, that a dysfunctional family is actually quite normal.
BookFanatic 1 year ago
Snipping [flicking hard] fingers. If you reached across my grandfather to get something at the table, he would snip your hand. Both my uncles and my mom did it as well. I didn't realize it was so ingrained in me until a friend's boyfriend reached across me. I snipped him without thinking about it and he was like "WTF?!"
Timing is also crucial in meme virality. “The biggest news stories will also often be the biggest creators of memes,” says Don Caldwell, meme expert and Editor-in-Chief of Know Your Meme. For example, if the Olympics are taking place, your feed will likely be flooded with Olympic memes. Or if there’s rising tension between countries, you’ll suddenly see X (formerly Twitter) buzzing with memes about WW3.
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Id row 1 year ago
I was just going to reply that this has to be Australia, lol.
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Biofish23 1 year ago (edited)
I was instantly reminded of the talking pile of leaves and junk from Fraggle Rock. *I looked it up, apparently she was named Marjorie the Trash Heap.
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A. HAM 1 year ago
While it is true that Tasseled Wobbegongs do exist, and they look somewhat similar to this, this is a picture of a Goosefish. (Which is truly unfortunate, because the name Tasseled Wobbegong fits it so well.)
Jack McHue 1 year ago
Great. Another phobia unlocked. First jellyfish, then owls (you can lift up their head feathers to see the backs of their eyes!), now this.
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago (edited)
I'm sorry.... WHAT (to the owl comment)
Load More Replies... Panda Kicki 1 year ago
I.dreamt nightmares about that one as kids. Had a book with shark stories and legend had it they bite your face and dont let go.
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Midoribird Aoi 1 year ago (edited)
I would be watching and bawling myself because I can't have ice cream or milkshakes 😢 (Soy and milkfat allergies). I have had fake ice cream and while they are very nice, it just doesn't compare. Been almost thirteen years since my last taste of those sweet, cold concoctions!
#19
Tempest 1 year ago (edited)
Back in 2016 or 2017 my mom came across a really good quality Varsity jacket for around $0.5 or £0.38 ( converted from my local currency, but it was around the price of say 3 loaves of bread at the time - sorry idk how many bananas that would be). My sister and I both bought ones. It wasn’t even a thrift shop and the jackets were brand new. I first started wearing it at university and everyone around loved it so much that people frequently borrowed it from me if they had an outfit to match. By the final year nearly half the people I knew owned a Varsity jacket. Lol. I took a photo of the price tag before throwing it cause even I couldn’t believe it and I probably still have that photo. I still have it in perfect outer condition (the inner lining has come slightly undone and I just need to get it fixed).
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 1 year ago
My floor length dark periwinkle hood collar cashmere mix coat, £8... Instant film star
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
I'm gonna pop some tags, only got twenty dolla in mah pocket....
Sometimes, memes don’t reach global fame but instead find huge popularity within specific communities or niche audiences. They use a unique language that makes perfect sense to those familiar with the topic but can leave outsiders puzzled.
Caldwell says memes are like animals thriving in their natural habitats: “If you’re in an African Savannah, a lion does really well in that environment, but a lion wouldn’t do very well in the Arctic.”
“The reason I’m using that analogy is that we can think of the African Savannah as Reddit, or something like that. Certain types of memes will do well on Reddit because they suit that environment and they’re able to replicate and spread virally there.”
#20
Mark Fuller 1 year ago
Google email search is breathtaking in its sheer ineptitude. Quite frightening just how awful a search engine by the master of internet searching can be...
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
No surprise considering the program can't seem to remember what I've marked as Spam, so I keep getting emails from the same address.
#21
Bonnie Buttons 1 year ago
I love how the text just stops. Not even end quotes. As though he actually did get pushed off the
Marnie 1 year ago (edited)
I still regret the day that a jovial and likeable colleague at work met me in the elevator and asked, "How's it going?" and I responded with an unintentionally (yet heartfeltedly sarcastic) "Just peachy." I was not peachy. He knew I was not peachy. Silence ensued. It was awkward. I'm sorry, Evil Rick. (We had two Ricks with the same last name, and one was "Good Rick" and one was "Evil Rick", the latter being a benign prankster and good guy.)
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
I understand this response from co-workers, but it makes me scratch my head when I get it from customers at my store. Me: "How are you today?" Customer: "I'm here." My internal monologue: "Why? Nobody's making you. Did you really need to get in your car and make a special trip here just to buy a box of Goobers?" (And I really wish I was making this anecdote up.)
Stephanie Barr 1 year ago
Wow, I was unprepared for the context. I've been doing this all wrong.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
A lot of elderly people in my building, so the typical response is: I'm still alive. Some say it with a twinkle in their eye, others with pure gratitude, and still others with a twinge of misery.
#22
EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸 1 year ago
People in white vans and also people offering d***s to get up addicted.
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Islandchild 1 year ago
Coming from Bermuda as a kid I was confused how the triangle business was a thing
Montanavanna 1 year ago
I encountered quicksand for the first and only time about 5 years ago. I was so amazed it finally happened it took me a minute to process what was going on. I yelled out to my husband, quicksand! I have been preparing my whole life for this moment. It was alarming being knee deep on a surface that looked like it would hold my weight. Gotta say, it was pretty scary but also exhilarating.
Whoopdeedoo 1 year ago
Zombies were my main problem. Those nightmares were the worst I have ever had
Jane Hower 1 year ago
For me it was 1956 and I was scared that all the trees in Brazil would be cut down and we'd have no more air. Well, it's 2024 and there are still trees in Brazil but also a TON more trees in Sibera to make up for the ones cut down. Air is fine.
Mary Rice, a Literacy Associate Professor at the College of Education & Human Sciences who advocates for using memes in teaching to engage students, notes that understanding meme culture often requires the right context.
“Memes just sort of emerge from the ether. You have to really get into the meme itself and try to figure out how to make sense of it in your own cultural context and your own psyche,” she says. “It used to be easy when I was younger because like the flow of information would come to me in the same streams that it would come to students. Now I have to be much more proactive.”
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ANN VALERYEVNA Sokolovskaya 1 year ago
Had a sign up for 3 days in reno. Was just decompressing. Hotel staff sent someone up to indeed confirm that everything was fine. Me: eating room service fried chicken in hotel room jacuzzi
Stacy Carroll 1 year ago
But they brought you room service. That should have been their alert that you were still alive and hungry.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
It's because you aren't losing any money in your room. If you're dead, they want to replace you with what they call "a live one".
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Understandable and cost effective. Getting the stench of decomposing flesh out of a room is very time-consuming and requires professionals in hazmat suits.
catastrophegirl 1 year ago
having worked in hotels and also knowing someone who specifically checked into a hotel for the purpose of "checking out", i can see this. it's like kids and pets: if it's too quiet, get suspicious
mtownmick 1 year ago
This is because of the shooter that killed all of those people at the festival, not because they are concerned about you.
Catherine Hutt 1 year ago
That happened to my daughter and her boyfriend. She’s always embarrassed about the mess in her room so she kept the Do Not Disturb sign on her door. We were right down the hall and wondered why the police were going to her room!
#24
Anyone-for-tea? 1 year ago
I eat a snack before my dinner is ready sometimes too!
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just me 1 year ago
About a year ago i realized i could havre chocolate cake any time i wanted. That's the best part of being grown, so far.
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
Ah yes. The chocolate cake and champagne dinner.
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Shannon Matthews 1 year ago
When my daughter was little, she loved restaurant sliced pickles, so ofc I went to store to buy pickles. First 3 jars, nope. None of 'em were right ones. Buy more. Repeat. Eventually I had every damn pickle type the store sold. She didn't like any of them. To this day, her nickname is pickle.
#25
Bill Swallow 1 year ago
And young Pinocchio joined the Navy, rose through the ranks, and ended up as the Captain's Log.
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
That's so rude. Once upon a time there WAS a king, just not in this story
Jane Hower 1 year ago
And when did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?? When his hand caught fire. hehe
Heidi Sweetwater 1 year ago
What comes in pairs and rolls down stairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog?
But there always comes a point when a meme’s popularity hits its peak. Like any trend, it eventually fades or loses its charm because it’s been everywhere, and people move on to the next big thing. Don Caldwell describes this phenomenon in terms of a ‘meme economy.’
“It’s kind of like their memes and inside jokes had a certain value as a cultural currency and if too many people were in on it, it would crash its value. Kind of like inflation: if there’s too many dollars circulating, the value of the dollar goes down.”
So, memes will continue to rise and fall. We’re just wrapping up the era of ‘Brat Summer’ and currently riding the wave of ‘very demure, very mindful.’ Who knows what’s coming around the corner? One thing’s for sure—we can’t wait to see it!
#26
keyboardtek 1 year ago
My old neighborhood that I used to walk around the block became dangerous to walk at night because people never trimmed their trees. Easily get poked in the eye.
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
Do 5 yards. Finally trimmed up the tree that was lacerating my bald a*s head.
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Icedragocat 1 year ago
I had to google this, but pakoras are a type of Indian fritters. They look really good! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakora And also same with pannkakor
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Karina 1 year ago
I made "dinner-waffels" one time. It was great, everyone could only eat one or two waffels because they were so heavy. The person i had the hots for ate 5 and i think the way I handeled everyone making jokes, I made the majority of them bc they were like assult waffels, made them see me in a different light 😄
#28
Chihuahua Mama 1 year ago
When he decided he just wanted comfort, but couldn't run a school in pajamas
L.V 1 year ago
If I remember well, Michael Gambon used to wear sweatpants under his robes 😆
Load More Replies... xolitaire 1 year ago
I'm convinced he secretly became a fan of muggle traditions / books and encountered Lord of the Rings
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
Probably at the same time he became his own boss and didn't have to follow silly dresscodes anymore
Julie S 1 year ago (edited)
This is why I don't like fantastic beasts. If you have read Harry Potter you will know wizards don't wear muggle clothing.
Distinguished Gentleman 1 year ago
When he decided to go from being a leader to a ruler. When he decided to use students as child soldiers instead of raising them like the children they were. (I'm a marauders fan and the way my view of Dumbledore has changed after realising how manipulative he was even in the Harry Potter series is crazy)
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
And I still don't make the connection between Fantastic Beasts and the Harry Potter series despite seeing them all. You should be in my mind while I'm trying to sort out DC from Marvel. It's absolute chaos.
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Anthorn 1 year ago
it's not lazy if it gets the same job done faster! /hj
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LAS 1 year ago
yeah.....except that if there was a speck of dirt on the copier now all 50 pages have that on them
LAS 1 year ago
Also, if the company is renting the copier they have now paid for 50 copies that were all just blank paper, which is probably cheaper than her time to count them, but could also have pushed them in to a higher cost bracket for that month.
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ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago
Take note: We want these kind of GenZ geniuses heading up Space Travel and not Elon Musk, nor his cronies...
Daddy’s Girl 1 year ago
I had a millennial working for me who thought a letter opener was something to kill the next client with
Stan Chung 1 year ago (edited)
Except copier doesn't exactly print blank. There's always marks on the glass and drum. Also rented copiers would be charged the 50 copies.
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Bonnie Buttons 1 year ago (edited)
We swear in front of our kids, but we also tell them context is everything. My 4 year-old never swears in front of adults. But, apparently, she often calls her older brother a f- b- when he teases her.
lisa_l_ross58 1 year ago
I think it is funny when little kids say "f**k" in that type of context.
Mommy Panda 1 year ago
It's actually really good if you mix it up with regular rice and make a stirfry. Very easy way to make your meal healthier. Having kids swear, that's not healthy though. My husband and I practiced alternative swearwords when I was pregnant, and we still use those now. Our kids are 4 and 6 and have never sworn. Hoping to keep it that way for as long as possible.
ThatOneFish She/Her 1 year ago (edited)
School teaches you a lot... My little sister came home swearing one day
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Auntriarch 1 year ago (edited)
My mind is already folding up my jacket to use as a pillow. The last time we came back from Chicago we had a whole middle aisle to ourselves. I mean, one middle aisle each...
CanadianDimes 1 year ago (edited)
I was on an overnight flight for the US to the UK like that pre-pandemic. Plane was MAYBE 1/3 full. We all a whole row to ourselves. Best sleep on an overnight flight I’ve ever had
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Panda Kicki 1 year ago
I flew to China with a 4 seat row to myself. Best sleep on flight ever!
John Nelson 1 year ago
I got put on an overflow flight years ago, only passenger on a 727. Grabbed a lunch bag off the cart on the way up the ramp, ate it while I watched the safety dance, then popped up the arm rests to make a couch to sleep on. Best flight ever!
JessieJ&LilyLovebug 1 year ago
I once flew from Nice to Milan with just my school mates on the trip with me, plus our chaperones, so about 23 people. It was awesome. Everyone had a whole row to themselves, and since the flight was at 4 AM, most of us napped. Of course, it was less awesome when we touched down a little violently while I was dreaming about our tour bus crashing...😳
Nancy Lynch 1 year ago
Hurry! Ask the attendant if you could have the window seat before somebody else does!
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Karina 1 year ago
My father would tell us he was picking us up from school, and then completely forget about it. Thats how i learned kids are waterproof even when clothes are not. And how to make temperary shelter out of backpack and wall. Somehow he would be confused when he finally showed up, and angry if we took the school bus, like we normally would.
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
OMG. I have nightmares where I'm supposed to be pick up my kids from school, but my car isn't working, so I try to call the school, but I can't see the numbers on my phone, so then I try to run, but the faster I run the slower I go. Then I wake up and realize it's the morning, and a Sunday. And my kids have been waiting since Friday!!! /jk about the last part
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
Mr Auntriarch once decided he needed to take three kilts on a week's holiday. Have you any idea how much those puppies weigh? He narrowed it down to two and wore one of them on the flight. And don't get me started on shoes.
Tom Hardeveld 1 year ago
2 day trip: underwear for saturday, extra underwear in case I poop my pants on saturday, underwear for sunday, extra underwear in case I poop my pants on sunday, extra EXTRA underwear in case I poop my pants again on sunday... hmmm... extra..."
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
My wife is this way--we have to pack for every possible occasion, no matter how unlikely. I've often joked that it's like traveling with the Howells on Gilligan's Island. Do we really need six steamer chests if clothes for a three hour tour?
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I can change my clothes several times a day based on fluctuating temperatures, so do you really expect me to pack for the unknown in just a carry-on?
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
I used to travel a lot for work. I'd get a phone call at 2AM from my boss telling me he already bought my tickets and my flight left in 3 hours. I just kept a bag packed at all times, ready to go.
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Grenelda Thurber 1 year ago
He is indeed! Also called "corn sqeezin's." It'll turn into whiskey if he ages it long enough, though I'm not sure of a plastic water bottle is a good container for aging said sqeezin's.
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Corvus 1 year ago
Well, they always called me "weird", so I would have been glad to be referred to as an old soul :P
Darth_Borah 1 year ago
You can be called an "old soul" but sometimes weird is just weird. Ask me how I know...
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Lilybdcsa 1 year ago
Being normal is overrated. My granddaughter says I'm weird.....but in a good way.
Melissa Brown 1 year ago
You would not believe how many first dates have said exactly that to me lmao. But at least I know the second dates are people who really like me for all the weirdness
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Stephanie Barr 1 year ago
JD Vance and company may have messed up the perfectly decent word weird for the rest of us. Always pushing the envelope.
Christine Wild 1 year ago
However, when I say old soul, I don’t mean weird. I don’t think I’m an old soul. But I am weird.
zovjraar me 1 year ago
nah, i got told the truth. i got called weird and was told it's just another way of saying special and not like everyone else. now i live for people telling me i'm weird.
Evelien Stijger Martens 1 year ago
That's what I was told and I have ASD. Now having CPTSS for never beïng understood and called terrible things that weren't me
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Dawn Marie 1 year ago
I have come down to the living room where my house mate is ONLY because I have been self isolating in my bedroom. We don't talk, we are just there. Yes, there are times you can't get us to shut up, but today isn't one of them. Depression is a whirlpool that if you let it, can spiral down into a black hole in which is MOST difficult to come out of. After my mother died, I was in the hole for 2 years. I was already suffering PTSD from my abusive marriage and that was the final straw. With therapy, I am aware of the signs and know what to do to NOT find the bottom of the pit. PLEASE, if you are depressed, seek therapy. It doesn't have to cost an arm and a leg. There are ways for therapy even if you think you can't afford it. Also, we you need help, send me a message and I would be happy to help you find therapy for just listen. Why I always told me students (retired teacher of 25 years) I have two ears no waiting and two big shoulder to cry on!!
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SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
No... That doctor should know that gaining muscle mass at first can cause you to weigh heavier even though you've lost fat. I weighed heavier when I was a competitive swimmer than I do now.
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Lavern Defazio 1 year ago
I was going to say " Who cares?" But I'm commenting so now my question is" why do we need to know this? Is it a flex? Maybe he wants to get robbed by putting nonsense like this on social media? She looks happy at least.
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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago (edited)
I would say no, as she díed shortly after, in 2021. 😕
Load More Replies... zovjraar me 1 year ago
Ramona the Pest was great. i can't hear the Star Spangled Banner without thinking of her.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
Sometimes cats. And post them a present you bought for a fiver in a charity shop which costs £23 in postage, because it will hit the spot. Okay that might be just me
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
I have two and they're almost as far away as they can be and still be in the contiguous US
Joanne Hudson 1 year ago
Same here except they are Republicans. "Hi. Thinking of you. Still voting R? Chat another time."
Load More Replies... Svenne O'Lotta 1 year ago
For me it means having 600 close friends that I only see at metal shows. That might just be me though.
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Agfox 1 year ago
I'm an old guy - that flex is why I carry a swordstick instead of a cane, pass me at your own risk....j/k (just in case)
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Hate to be the one to tell you this, youngster, but it's like when an insanely speeding driver passes you. You're glad they're out in front of you where you can watch out for what they do next.
Steve Robert 1 year ago
We let the younger folks walk ahead just in case there are land mines!
NannernomminNanaPanda 1 year ago
Awww that's a sweet thought lol!!! But us old persons had the youthful stride once as well. Sally forth and do your thang jelly bean. It's your turn!
Cronecast AtTheRisingMoon 1 year ago
The opposite of that is seen by every hiker: you can be huffing and puffing, wishing for death just so it will be over, drenched in sweat on the worst gain ever, and just as you pause to guzzle water and hope for enough energy to get to the top a truly wizened person in their seventh decade of life will go striding by with trekking poles, a greeting and no signs of fatigue. It’s humbling and it never fails.
Hiram's Friend 1 year ago
When I first arrived at Fort Carson, my buddy and I decided to climb Pike's Peak. I got halfway and had to quit (smoking then) while my friend continued the climb. As I sat there, an older man, nothing but leather and sinew, jogged past me and continued up. He came back down before my friend.
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I'm and old guy. I love that everyone passes me because I no longer feel the need to impress anyone, not even myself.
Kenny Kulbiski 1 year ago
I'm a geezer and I used to stride youthfully. Most of the time the destination wasn't worth the effort so now I just kinda mosey.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
You have a point there. My father said if there is reincarnation, he wants to come back as my greyhound. So, sleeping, getting fed, more sleeping, farting, how will I know the difference?
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 1 year ago
I love dogs and would always choose a dog as a pet over pretty much anything. But if reincarnation is on the table, by God I'll come back as a spoiled housecat. Being a dog is just too exhausting. All the excitement and exuberance! I'll be a cat and p**s on the shoes of people I find annoying.
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Alexandra Davis 1 year ago
I often tell my cats how jealous I am of their life. Living rent free in a lovely house, food on tap, fuss in tap, get to sleep when they like, play when they like, go out and explore (live very rural so they have fields and fields to explore nowhere near roads- all very safe) when they life and basically live an amazing life. Sucks I'm jealous of my pet cats!
Vera Diblikova 1 year ago
Mpstly, they are spawned a fornd most of their life they are in a cage.
Vera Diblikova 1 year ago
Sorry, it is a cold rainy day and my fingers are disobedient. My dog too.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
My brother about five or six once caught not one but two pigeons with his hands. We still don't know how. We have a photo of him holding two pigeons
Jessica Bertram 1 year ago
A bird in the hand beats two in the...brother's hands...
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Nicola Roberts 1 year ago
A couple of weeks back, I get a knock on the door that woke me up in the middle of the night. I'm old enough that no-one knocks on the door in the middle of the night unless something awful has happened. I open the door to find a dead pigeon on my doorstep. Of course I am thinking I don't understand what is happening here (add internal screeming)! I look up and there is a guy walking away saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry". Several hours later, it's getting close to having to get up, and I have finally worked out that these two incidences were completely unrelated. The guy walking away was delivering food to a neighbour and got the wrong address. The pigeon was too big to fit through the cat flap so thanks Athena or Cleopatra your gift was ..... unnecessary.
Bill Swallow 1 year ago
Back in the dim and misty past, back on the farm, one day we were baling hay. I was on the wagon, my brother was on the ground picking up the hay bales and putting them on the wagon for me to stack. Suddenly, a rabbit bolted from a windrow that had not been baled yet. The two of us took off like maniacs and ran after it. We ended up catching it with our bare hands. Fed it some clover and then released it.
Bec 1 year ago
My grandfather was born in the 1920s. He went from farming with mules, to machinery. People in the community shared the early machinery and multiple families would be involved in things like hay baling. The young men would have contests to see how many rabbits they could catch.
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Karen Bryan 1 year ago
Seagulls will eat just about anything. If nothing is readily available, they will swoop down and take whatever YOU'RE eating. See: about a million thieving-seagull videos.
Jill Rhodry 1 year ago
If this kid's age is still single digits, I wanna know 'em - as 'not the mamma' I'd think they'd be pretty awesome to have in your life
Damned_Cat 1 year ago
It's not always easy to become a Disney Princess. Sometimes you have to put in the work. And the gummy worms.
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SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago (edited)
I've got a more kinda 'Ewwws!' one than this! When I was in hospital I had a catheter and obviously a "pee bag" attached to it... I mainly drank water, we could have orange or blackcurrant squash added to it if we wanted to though... A nurse before emptying my "pee bag" though? She took it to show other patients, "This is the colour of pee that you should be aiming for"... I was like... "I'm not sure if I should be disgusted or proud! Omg I'm a teachers pet for pee!!!" 😄
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David 1 year ago (edited)
Sadly could easily be true. At a local coffee drive through my friend sometimes goes to, a Grande (16 oz) mocha with a shot of hazelnut flavor is up to $6.29. I assume a larger size and/or fancier order could easily top $8. I make my espresso at home for that reason. And my friend only gets one once in a while. EDIT: BTW, the joke was on me regarding coffee stands. When they first started popping up a lot I thought they would over saturate and largely fail. I didn't believe there were enough people willing to consistently pay $3 for a cup of coffee. haha.
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Mariaf 1 year ago
I have 3 weeks worth of laundry and 4 loads worth of folding. I deserve a HUGE treat, not a little one
CurlyCucumber 1 year ago
For 8$ I buy myself 150grams of coffee and a milk and make myself Caffe latte,like 30 of them
Nadine Debard 1 year ago
For 8€ I can buy 500g of great Italian coffee beans and make myself whatever coffee I want.
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Vera Diblikova 1 year ago
Where live you? I will move there. I did laundry for whole my family for years free!!
Heidi Sweetwater 1 year ago
Amen to that Carl Mark. It comes from everybody gets a trophy (for participating...not striving or trying to be good or even coming to every practice)
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I hate grocery shopping and by the time I get through pushing my cart back to my flat, my mood is tenuous at best. My motivational treat is the fresh sushi I just bought.
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mysterious(he/they, maybe?) 1 year ago
That is because pretty much all Victorian Wallpaper used arsenic as a dye. The head of one of the biggest wallpaper companies, William Morris, stopped using arsenic in his wallpaper not due to evidence that arsenic was bad (there were reports of factory workers dying from working with arsenic), but because public pressure got to be bad enough.
Robert Wilder Jr 1 year ago
Yellow wallpaper perchance? I got into an argument about the meaning of that story. Six months later I saw an interview with the author that proved I was right. Take that you pompous know it all.
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Robert Trebor 1 year ago
There used to be a cleaning agent called Paris Green which contained arsenic. Of course, I'd've lived forever.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Oscar Wilde while on his death bed - “This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either it goes or I do.”
Vera Diblikova 1 year ago
See Agatha Christie´s roman about Blue paeonias /or some other flowers.
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sturmwesen 1 year ago
If you have seen enough asylum productions you know you have to be a 30 year old blonde woman or a 40 year old man with 3day shadow... if you don't match you can't be one.
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
My ex is actually a Marine Biologist, even though she is a brunette. She did do some modeling in college though, so I guess that makes it ok.
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albernistuff 4sale 1 year ago
Coincidentally, I work in IT at a MARINE BIOLOGICAL RESEARCH STATION...many hundreds of students come through and dozens of full-on researchers every year. Unfortunately for them, its a lot like professional sports; many sacrifices for many years, including student debt, but very few can actually build a career from it.
Vera Diblikova 1 year ago
becose your parents carefully select your books (my 2 boys had a problem at school - they didn¨t know fairy tales),
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
Oh, the drama (from me too) when the bank took down the sign along the State Hwy that displayed time/temp in the early 00's.
Forrest McCanless 1 year ago
Way back ('80s), when I'd travel away for months, I'd call back to xxx-xxx-4111 to hear the time/temp lady back home
Load More Replies... Me. Just Me. 1 year ago
Especially when it stops working and displays a below-freezing temperature while your car's tires are literally melting into the pavement!
PeachPossum 1 year ago
In the 1970s, a local major employer went through multiple hiring phases. Parking became premium with the company offering to bus people in from a shopping center down the road. An employee suggested that because of the "energy crunch", cars had gotten a lot smaller, so why not repaint the parking lot. They did and added over 200 spaces. The guy got a bonus. Thirty years later, people are driving much larger cars, SUVs, pickup trucks. Accidents happening in the parking lot. "Only compact cars on the end rows!" Then they expanded the lot, removed the islands, including cutting down gorgeous mature trees, a 80yo white mulberry and a massive 95 yo oak. Same company mowed down three apartment buildings at their other campus to make room for parking. Three years later: massive layoffs, work from home programs, and vast barren parking lots. Morons. I hate that company for a lot of reasons, and these are just a few.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I remember when banks had 9-4 hours except on Wednesdays when they closed at noon. Closed on Saturdays, too. Yeah, I'm that freakin' old.
BookFanatic 1 year ago
My dad (banker) told me they used to take Wednesday mornings off when he first started his career. Still unsure if he was being serious or making s**t up.
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
The winter I spent in Minnesota was weird because the bank thermometer never had to use the "-" sign
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Spencer's slave no longer 1 year ago
My 32 year old has a 1986 5 speed manual Civic and he loves it.
Michelle my Belle. 1 year ago (edited)
Great car. Don't blame him for loving it. It's the model I learned to drive a stick in, in 1991 in the city Also a 52 chevy pickup for the country roads.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I recommend looking at the twitter handle. That's not the ACTUAL Kanye. XD
Load More Replies... Forrest McCanless 1 year ago (edited)
At 62, I have a '91 Accord coupe daily driver - it's stuck around through many cars; including two Mercedes - just a nice car to drive, even at 320K miles. Ready for it's third paint job; inside and mechanically perfect.
Bill Hankel 1 year ago
Is the "the" Kanye West, or some unfortunate soul who was "gifted" it at birth?
René Sauer 1 year ago
that´s how it should be. there should be limits to what a newly licensed driver is allowed to drive: 100HP maximum, no modifications for the first year or two.
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BookFanatic 1 year ago
I always tell my coworkers I'm taking the rest of the year off as I leave the building for the last time before Jan 1. They just roll their eyes.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago
I send this to a specific friend every year just to make him mad :)
ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago
My favorite version of this is to say to people on January 1st: "I haven't seen you since last year."...And nobody haves me.
Marnie 1 year ago
I love repeatedly and corny jokes. My Mom was quiet, unassuming, and a little shy. She had 5 jokes, and I loved them all. (She could also, about once a year, quip with the funniest thing you've ever heard. She would find it funny herself, and laugh very hard without making a sound. She was adorable.) Her favorite joke was when you're trying to pass each other in a doorway and you're both going left, right, left, right in unison, and she would say, "Shall we dance?" It never gets old for me. I love you Mom!
Jane Hower 1 year ago
My dad's joke on this theme, since he was in sales, he would say in Jan that he 'hadn't made a sale all year'!! The looks he got, until they saw the joke.
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Robert Wilder Jr 1 year ago
I fail to see the issue here. They found her and I presume she got her license back. No bigger, girl.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago (edited)
Ah, that may have been me. Only joking, I take mine neat. I mean without milk. Obviously.
Jacquie Carr 1 year ago
Menopause causes you to be creative. I've had to use my hands to mimic the shape of something before now because not only could I not remember the name of the item, I couldn't think of a single useful word to even describe it
Tom Hardeveld 1 year ago
Can I have a milk, shaken, not stirred... I mean... can I have a Milkshake please
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Gaerwing 1 year ago (edited)
My little neice presented my sister with a small sandwich bag full of teeth and asked her if she could put them all under her pillow at once and get £20. Turned out she'd set up a racket in school where she'd give kids her dessert in exchange for their lost teeth. Kid's going places. Scary, scary places.
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago
I don't know whether to laugh or be very afraid.....
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Then why do they include them in anatomy skeletons?🤨
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That is the most ridiculous outlook on the tooth fairy I've ever heard.
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François Carré 1 year ago
Well I suck so much at most video games that I've always enjoyed watching good players in action much more than play myself and fail miserably and rage quit.
detective miller's hat 1 year ago
Same, I can't even play Pokemon without a walkthrough guide.
Load More Replies... Corvus 1 year ago
As a long-time gamer, I can say that watching others play can be fun because you can see how they tackle specific situations, and could learn new and better ways to beat the game.
Me. Just Me. 1 year ago
Also a great way to learn about Easter eggs in the game. I watched some gameplay of Super Mario Bros 3 online one time and realized almost 30 years later that I had missed some awesome shortcuts. Time to play Super Mario Bros 3 again!
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One involves alot more heavy breathing, and we dont like that.
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rckblykitn 1 year ago
I got into watching Let's Plays on YT 8 or so years ago. I've never been much of a gamer (I'm old enough to have had an original NES in 1986), but when I do play I rage and break controllers. I no longer have the patience to spend hours trying to complete a goal. So watching gamers who are really good (and edit out a lot of the extra time stuff) is satisfying. I get to see cool games, completed, without having to spend hundreds on a console and games myself.
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Karina 1 year ago
I have a " why do i procrastinate" update from ask a manager tab. Its close to two years old now.
Edith 1 year ago
I have 2 year old tabs too. It's a decent way to use tabs.
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FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
If you only had 22 tabs open to begin with, I'd say you have some work to do. Lol
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OneHundredWays ToBeAGoodGirl 1 year ago
27??? That’s nothing. 😄 My record on the iPad was 274 tabs in 6 windows of Safari, 2 windows of Chrome and 2 windows of Firefox. 😳🤦🏻♀️😆 Yes I have ADHD!
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Tom Nagel 1 year ago (edited)
I have recently adopted this outlook on spiders. I started an indoor garden a couple of years ago, and I'm grateful for the work they do keeping unwanted pests out of my plants. ETA: my cats can't help themselves when it comes to the big wolf spiders in the basement. Way too much fun for them lol.
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Spiders are not always fun to grab in your hand to let them out in nature. The look on mens faces when I do is always fun 😂
Luisa 1 year ago
I grab with a glass and paper. Spiders with hands ? You are like indiana Jones to me. 😅
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SlightlyTarnished 1 year ago
Spiders are workhorses keep your abode insect free. Don't fück with spiders.
geezeronthehill 1 year ago
Love my spiders. They eat mosquitoes. So do my bats and, as I just found out, my hummingbirds.
Anonymouse 1 year ago
Fun Fact - House spiders are just that - inside the house spiders. They will die outside. If you are trying to not kill them - leave them alone. If you are trying to kill them, put them outside.
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Dave Nalesnik 1 year ago
How long did you have to sit in front of your place to hear the end of the conversation?
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cadena kuhn 1 year ago
Don't feel bad a security guard once asked my daughter if she was my mother
LavenderHippoInAJar 1 year ago
A random woman on the street once asked if my father was my husband. He's 44 years older than me.
Load More Replies... BookFanatic 1 year ago
My married friends are 30 years apart in age. They've started opening each doctors appointment by saying "this is my wife/husband not my daughter/father." Makes me laugh every time.
Ell Bee 1 year ago
Long ago at a graduation party for one of my daughter's friends, after congratulating the friend I then turned to the man standing with his arm draped over the friend's shoulder and said, "You must be so proud of your son." It was his roommate. It's of the things I torture myself with in the wee hours of the night.
Grenelda Thurber 1 year ago
Me and my boyfriend's (female) roommate took him to the ER once, and the doctor asked "Which of you is his wife?" Me: "I'm his girlfriend," Roommate: "I'm his roommate," Doctor: "..."
The Chronic Insomniac 1 year ago
When I first moved in with my 80 year old mother a neighbor asked me if I was my 31 year old sons grandmother.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dog-and-otters/ Sadly, it's photoshopped.
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PFD 1 year ago
I *cannot* pronounce this "-leigh" ending as "lee" in my head. It always sounds like sleigh to me, so all these Tragedeigh names have a really annoying drawl, like Valley Girl meets Essex. And the joke here works even better....
Donkey boi 1 year ago
I love your way! It works in a Dudley/Black Country accent too.
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Space Invader 1 year ago
Seriousleigh? I seigh nothing wrong heighre. Truleigh noble names, carefulleigh conceighved and beautifulleigh enunciated. Now excuse meigh, I feighl a seighzure coming on....
Sand Ers 1 year ago
And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules.
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UKGrandad 1 year ago
Possibleigh. Probableigh rides a Harghleigh Daighvidsoghn.
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Me. Just Me. 1 year ago
And of course the common theme among all of them...alcohol may have been involved.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
And my boy looks like Uncle Bryn's son XD stillyhat-...fd7478.jpg 
Not-a-Clue (she/her) 1 year ago
Is it the hat you're objecting to? I know a lot of older people don't like hats at the dinner table.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
Don't judge others at a bar, you don't know what they have been through. Good boys deserve a peaceful evening with his friends
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Lady of Shalott 1 year ago
I might have to steal this name (and get a new cat to go with it!).
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Spencer's slave no longer 1 year ago
Mine is flying me out to stay with her for a couple of weeks to celebrate her divorce. We haven't been in the same country for 14 years but we talk every other week and the conversation starts back up like we never stopped.
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IamMe 1 year ago
Transportation security administration. Those people with the metal detectors in airports in the U.S.
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ZuriLovesYou 1 year ago (edited)
What an asśhole. I would've told him to mind his fụcking business.
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Spencer's slave no longer 1 year ago
I want to be a hand model for malt whisky. Or Italian red wine. Possibly New Zealand gin.
Jack McHue 1 year ago
This hand is your hand / This hand is my hand / No, wait it's your hand...
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Auntriarch 1 year ago (edited)
I did that at my 60th birthday party. It was wonderful. Started with My Boy Lollipop, ended with Chasing Cars. Probably at a wedding you should alternate with the other half though...
Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago
If I lay here..... If I just lay here.... Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
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Ambrosius 1 year ago
I did that at m wedding. After 2 hours in church where the wedding ceremony strongly resembled a funeral mass, followed the reception with 6 hours of renaissance Requiems in a row. By the end of the evening, all my guests were absolutely Desprezed. Oh, and to ensure nobody even dared to think of having fun, there were 5 catholic priests among the guests. Priceless.
Jacquie Carr 1 year ago
That's my playlist for when I'm getting ready to go out. When I remember one I want to add, I message myself to remind me
The Phantom Stranger 1 year ago
Our wedding DJ told us that ours was the only playlist to ever include both Air Supply and Flo Rida.
Otto Katz 1 year ago
The benefit of being old, is I get to pick the playlist for my funeral. No more parties for me at this age, No more weddings, no more places where I get to pick the music. One more shindig where I get to pick the music. So at my funeral party, gonna have on hell of a playlist.
René Sauer 1 year ago
then your partner should get the same opportunity. unless you just so happen to have the same tastes 😁
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Passerby 1 year ago
Oh, I thought the pictures were of the girlfriend. I was wondering why OP posted them. No offense, but I can see why there would be confusion.
char 1 year ago
okay, but on the flip side, my girlfriend is trans and is currently still in the closet and presenting as male, but she has gorrrrrrrgeous long hair, and the couple of times we've gone out and a restaurant employee has referred to us as "ladies", it has absolutely made her day :)
freakingbee (she/they) 1 year ago
my brother used to have long curly hair and would always get mistaken for a girl
BookFanatic 1 year ago
I've been called a guy (I'm a tall chick with super short hair and small boobs) so many times that now I just tell people I'm glad my surgery was successful.
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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
i'm like that. Sad ? i est. Happy ? I eat. Stressed ? i eat. Tired ? i eat. Inside ? i eat. Outside ? i eat. Alone ? i eat. with friends ? we eat.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
That sounds like the list of reasons to drink champagne 😂
Load More Replies... CurlyCucumber 1 year ago
When you have a family of five,you don't have any other option, otherwise you'll be broke in notime
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
"How do you tell when Spagetti-o's are done?" or "How do you tell when a hot dog is done?"..."Are they hot?...they're done". Real phone call we received by our daughter during babysitting
Stephanie A Mutti 1 year ago
My ex dropped a kid one time when she was babysitting at her house and she didn't know what to do so she called the radio station. The radio station...
pfeils wife 1 year ago
Hahahaha! I laughed, very much out loud! THANK YOU!
Load More Replies... Otto Katz 1 year ago
Mom? Come get me, I was chasing one of the kids, and a floor splinter went up under my finger nail.
Kerry Fletcher 1 year ago
My sil once asked so, do I have to like, play with them or something?
SlightlyTarnished 1 year ago
Depends on the kid, most 14 yr olds can handle sitting, maybe not an infant or toddler, but fine with 3yr plus
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Lady of Shalott 1 year ago
Those rats terrified me the first time I read that book. Poor Tom Kitten!
cecilia kilian 1 year ago
It gave me nightmares as a young child. I guess it was meant to be a cautionary tale, much like "Peter Rabbit", about the bad things that happen to children when they do not obey their parents.
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Ola Polowczyk 1 year ago
My dad sometimes calls me to tell me a joke he just heard on the radio while driving
Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago
thb, I do this to my dad and sister cause I know my dad is probably golfing or watching some sports on tv and won't answer, and my sister is a very busy person so probably won't answer.
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BookFanatic 1 year ago
I helped a man at work yesterday who was just dripping in sweat. Did not smell like anything. I nearly asked him what deo he uses.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
Dammit yes. If you have a tiny tiddly car smaller than some of my earrings, at least have the decency to park it level with the front of the bay, not the back.
Not-a-Clue (she/her) 1 year ago
😂 I have a picanto and can often get into parking spaces everyone else has left. I'll try not to pull in too far in case you're behind me, Auntriarch.
Load More Replies... Kelly Scott 1 year ago
I have what I think is a normal sized car (PT Cruiser). Sometimes I walk out to the parking lot after shopping and my "normal" sized car looks like a peanut compared to all the hulking SUVs around it. Sometimes I can't even see my car until I come up on it, hiding between two giant trucks. It looks like a baby elephant in the middle of a big elephant herd.
Sky Render 1 year ago
I swear they pull forward so far just in the hope that someone will try to pull in and not notice their vehicle, rear-ending their vehicle and getting them a nice little insurance payout.
geezeronthehill 1 year ago
There's a driveway in our town that is so short that they can only fit an itty-bitty car in it. Do they take a tape measure along to the car lot?
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Bored Trash Panda 1 year ago
Hahahahah I should have my husband do this to my bestie next time she comes to visit. She would LOVE this lmao
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Passerby 1 year ago
Nice. I am almost mid-30s. I might try this out. I will tell you how it goes later.
Weirdo with Internet 1 year ago
60 years later ... Prison, it leads to prison
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Huddo's sister 1 year ago
I was so interested in him when I was in year 7. It weirded everyone out.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I can't provide pics of OC's cat but I'll give you some of my old gray girl Wintressia! She loved to wear clothes/costumes :) win10-66ce...b2142c.png 
Auntriarch 1 year ago
The cat. It sneaked into the brother's room and put on the underwear out of the drawer marked "lumberjack".
Load More Replies... LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
I cannot provide pics of OC's cat, but I posted some photos of my old gray girl Wintressia above (as a reply to the top comment.) She loved to wear costumes as she always got extra attention and treats XD
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David 1 year ago
basically a girl in HS said she was going to love him forever and then didn't talk to him and married some other guy.
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Trillian 1 year ago
If men were the ones getting pregnant he wouldn't ask this question. Think two for the price of one, my dude.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
I've never been pregnant, and I've always thought that a twofer sounds good
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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago (edited)
summer in France sometimes, I go to work in the morning, it’s 16°, I come back in the evening, it’s 32°. How am I supposed to dress !!??!! Edit to "layers" answer : have you ever had to take public transport with "layers" full in your arms or bag? :)
BookFanatic 1 year ago
I'm in the US. It's 95F outside today. It's 71 in my office. 68 in the department. 64 downstairs. 86 in the boss's office. And 76 in the break room. I mean, seriously. Who has the wardrobe to account for this??
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
I'm genuinely concerned about how hot it is in your boss's office. Are they trying to sweat it out, for some reason or another?
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David 1 year ago
The Colossus theater up in Langley BC is shaped like a giant UFO (center part of the building). Inside is sort of normal but space themed. Giant Star Trek Enterprise model hanging from the ceiling, automated ticket machines shaped like aliens, stuff like that. I haven't been there in years but pictures online suggest it hasn't changed much.
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detective miller's hat 1 year ago
I got one of those on my phone last week and it was literally just 700 photos of my cats.
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Trillian 1 year ago
If Valerie didn't notice the difference after the first little sip the problem is not the person who put the vodka in a water bottle
Jill Rhodry 1 year ago
Yeah, I think maybe Valerie put the vodka in the water bottle
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Anna Losonczy 1 year ago
Literally my childhood, but "somehow' after the first sip I realised it wasn't water but pálinka.
_-DungeonKeeper-_ 1 year ago
Reminds me of one video from SomethingElseYT I watched maybe a year ago abt this kid who put vodka in his water bottle and he wasn't quiet about it whatsoever so he had to go to the bathroom and replace it it was so chaotic
3 Possums in a trench coat 1 year ago
My grade 8 friend brags about the amount of times she gets drunk (a Lot)
FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa 1 year ago
I would imagine that it would only take one big chug, for a young 12/13 year old, athlete, who's been running around, to start to feel a bit intoxicated. I likely weigh at least double, of what this kid weighs and I get a little buzz from 1 shot or it's equivalent, when I drink, so I would think she was a little less coordinated that soccer game.
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Norwegian🇳🇴panda 1 year ago
So Luigi is a more queen than two women princesses?🤣 even tho they are princesses- they are women and queen are female,no?👀
Load More Replies... Norwegian🇳🇴panda 1 year ago
I have that super Mario chess and I been thinking about this a lot😅 every time we play it that something is not add up here.
Corvus 1 year ago (edited)
Poor Luigi, he has always been, always is, and always will be second to Mario... in some ways, he is the most tragic video game character ever.
ENSJ 1 year ago
Meh the queen is the most powerful piece on the board, just as Luigi is richer than Mario.
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
So basically the working class plumpers that do mostly all the work throughout the franchise are the ruling pieces? I'm honestly surprised nobody stupid called it out for being communist on the internet
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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago
either they started working at the age of 5 and it is illegal, or they are lying and it is morally illegal
LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Indeed it was a lie. It was the boyfriend's aunt's home. https://www.teenvogue.com/story/teens-pretend-they-bought-house-meme
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Nah, it was completely a lie. It was the boyfriend's aunt's house. https://www.teenvogue.com/story/teens-pretend-they-bought-house-meme
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Tom Hardeveld 1 year ago
The last few years... did you two start working in a colemine while still in the womb or something?
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