If you own a cat, there’s a pretty good chance that you love that creature as if it were your own child. You feed him, play with him, take care of him, and make sure that he has everything he needs to live a happy, fulfilling life. And what does he give you in return? If you’re lucky, you receive affection, biscuits, and purrs. But in reality, the majority of us get plenty of messes to clean up…
We took a trip to the My Cat Is a [Jerk] group on Facebook and gathered some of their funniest posts below. There’s no question that these kitties are adorable. But don’t let their innocent faces fool you; they are masters of chaos. Enjoy scrolling through these funny examples of why many people have to take drastic measures to cat-proof their homes, and be sure to upvote the pics that remind you of your own kitty!
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Bobby is one smart, devious con man of a cat. He's channeling Phil Silvers from the Great Beyond. The mouse is just too cute a touch for words!
They should have a sign on the door, "The cat, Bobby, is well fed. Please do not feed him! Bobby is a very good con cat!", probably with these pictures.
Actually the cat's name is Manuel and the mouse's name is Boris
Load More Replies...To learn more about My Cat Is a [Jerk], we got in touch with one of the community's admins, Muhammad Asnan Haider. He was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and reveal how this group began in the first place.
"The group started very casually, honestly, out of a shared joke among cat lovers," the creator noted. "Anyone who lives with a cat knows they can be loving one moment and absolute menaces the next. The idea was to create a space where people could laugh about those moments without judgment."
"Watching it grow has been both surprising and incredibly rewarding. What began as a small, funny corner of the internet turned into a global community bonded by humor and shared experiences with our very mischievous cats," Muhammad continued.
There's no way that cat is homeless, fur is in very good condition. However it may come from a home where there is too much noise or other pets that it doesn't get on with. Many cats have second (or third, or fourth) homes.
Cared-for cats, even if they are technically "strays" or "homeless", will keep themselves clean and their coat in good condition. If this catto lives in OP's garden, he has shelter and safety, and OP might even be feeding him. So the cat has the spare energy and time to keep himself clean.
Load More Replies...Someone clearly doesn't know how the cat distribution system works.
Next, we asked the admin what the members of the group are like. "The community is extremely active and engaged," Muhammad shared. "People don’t just post photos—they share stories, jokes, and genuinely relatable moments. There’s a strong sense of camaraderie, and members are usually very supportive of one another."
"Moderation is definitely necessary due to the size of the group, but for the most part, people understand the vibe: lighthearted, respectful, and cat-centric humor," he continued. "Thankfully, the community helps self-regulate a lot."
Place is named Bag of Nails if someone is in the area to visit. I would if I was anywhere close by
thank you. I'd love to visit next time I'm in that neck of the woods. my husband is from Bristol, and it's a great city.
Load More Replies...They all have their own box on the bar. I keep meaning to visit but I don't think my cats would be happy if I came home smelling of other cats.
Frank Zappa would grudgingly accept the appropriation
Load More Replies...We also wanted to know if the creator had any favorite posts that he had ever seen shared in the group. "It’s nearly impossible to pick just one, but posts where cats are caught mid-chaos always stand out," Muhammad says. "Knocking over glasses, sitting proudly in places they absolutely shouldn’t be, or giving that unmistakable 'no regrets' look straight at the camera. Those moments perfectly capture the spirit of the group and never fail to make people laugh."
Finally, the creator added what he believes makes the community so special. "It allows people to laugh at the chaos of pet ownership together," he told Bored Panda. "It’s a reminder not to take things too seriously and to appreciate the humor in everyday moments—even when your cat is being a complete menace."
If she doesn't want to come in, you can build her a cat shelter. Get a larger plastic storage box, a hairdryer to soften the plastic, and cut a hole/entrance about 6-inches up from the bottom. Put some straw or a blanket in and how about that - you have a cat shelter.
Load More Replies...Looks part Abyssinian. Or as one daughter would say "Abbycinnamon."
Load More Replies...It’s the most wonderful time of the year
🎵 Christmas tree, O', Christmas tree, your ornaments are history! 🎶
I'd be more concerned if a cat didn't want to climb the tree that was sitting right in the living room with all those shiny things dangling from it.
I had a charcoal gray cat that climbed the Christmas tree every year. If you couldn't find him look in the tree to make sure he didn't zip out the door. he was sneaky getting out. He was almost 18 when he died.
Many cat owners have complicated relationships with their pets. One moment, your precious little kitty will be sleeping on your chest, looking like an absolute angel. Then five minutes later, they might be jumping on the shelves, trying to knock down every knick-knack you own. Or they’ll be perfect all day, then decide to have zoomies and wreak havoc on your apartment all night.
When you adopt a cat, you have to understand that you’re agreeing to having a little menace in your home. They won’t always be perfectly behaved, but they will be adorable and entertaining. It’s a tradeoff you have to be willing to accept. But according to Animal Behavior College, these little felines aren’t actually jerks; they’re just misunderstood.
Can't stand people who refer to their pets as ''it'' >.<
Me too. It's kinda like the owner doesn't have any special bond.
Load More Replies...When we see our cats exhibiting mischievous behavior, it’s easy to take it personally. You might feel like they’re doing this intentionally to anger you or get a reaction out of you. But the thing is, children and dogs often act the same way. In fact, even adults sometimes unintentionally annoy others. So we have to remember that it’s not being done maliciously. Your cat may be smart, but they’re probably not calculated enough to try to ruin your life.
Oftentimes, a cat behaves in a certain way to communicate. For example, they might actually be in pain. By acting out, or acting out of character, your kitty might be trying to tell you that they need to visit a vet. Don’t berate them for doing their business outside of their litter box or hissing at you when you touch their stomach. Consider if there’s something deeper, and potentially dangerous, going on.
She probably appreciates the warmth, the humidity, and the fact that you tend to not be moving. At least, while she is in residence. Kitty gets a pseudo-sauna while staying almost completely dry.
That's what I assume, I have a cat that loves sitting in the bathroom with me when I bathe. He doesn't go as far to get in the tub on to me, but he likes to sit on the bath mat or the toilet and get a little "steam" in.
Load More Replies...Our dog who must have been a kitty in previous life hated water, but loved company more. So if everyone around was swimming in the lake he would come in to join us and then look miserable until someone went to stay on the beach with him. So sometimes the company (you)beats the conditions (wet)
One of my cats also used to do this as a kitten. Unfortunately, she stopped when she grew to adult size
Got yer tenses wrong there, Chief. Should be 'They've *taken* over'.
Load More Replies...We've gone from, the wrong kind of snow, leaves on the line to cats on the train.
No explanation needed...
I often see things like this online, where either the cat claims the dog's bed and the dog tries in vain to fit in the smaller cat bed, or (like here) sleeps on the floor. Why does no one ever think of what seems to me to be an obvious solution? If you have N pets, you buy N+1 pet beds, ALL BIG ENOUGH FOR YOUR LARGEST PET! Then it doesn't matter if the cat takes the 'dog's bed'. There's another, identical bed that the dog will fit into.
Bill, I've had large-breed dogs and cats simultaneously for decades. My two current dogs, both large-breed (GSD mix and Belgian Malinois) both have MANY beds in the house, all sized for large dogs. I can guarantee you that there will be a cat on most of them at any given time (I have 6 cats), with one dog curled on the floor nearby. That dog could go to another bed. Both dogs know they have multiple beds. They CHOOSE not to go to the other beds XD Both dogs love cats (and the cats love them) so they are totally fine with the arrangements. (The cats also have plenty of cat beds on the floors, and cat perches/seats in the windows/higher up/cat trees/etc. as well.)
Load More Replies...Huskies are dog hardware with cat software, they understand the need to steal the largest bed.
Another reason why your kitty might be acting like a jerk is the fact that they’re simply bored. When teenagers don’t have any other way to occupy their time, they tend to start taking risks and acting out. Cats are the same way. If they don’t have enough toys, and nobody is helping them get their energy out, cats can become restless. Instead of becoming frustrated with your pet who keeps climbing all over your bookshelf, provide them with something else to do.
No. The kittie owns you and your house now. Congrats!
Load More Replies...I agree. One of the truly great pieces of art
Load More Replies...It’s also common for cats’ behavior to change when they start smelling something strange. Have you ever noticed your kitty making a funny face with their mouth wide open after sniffing stinky socks or a strong cup of coffee? A cat’s sense of smell is about 14 times stronger than our own, so they can pick up on scents much faster than we can. Plus, they might have a much different opinion on what smells nice and what doesn’t. If you’re burning a new candle or trying out a new room spray, keep an eye on your cat’s behavior. They might be trying to tell you that they don’t approve.
A lot of people are misinformed that cats aren't aware of situations. This is proof they are.
And trying to figure out what planet he is currently on.
Load More Replies...Be it sight, sound, smell, or touch There's something inside that we need so much The sight of a touch or the scent of a sound. The Moody Blues
Something else to keep in mind before judging your cat’s behavior is the fact that most kitties really don’t like change. If you’ve recently moved, brought a new pet into your household, hosted guests, or even changed the layout of your furniture, it can be impossible to predict how your cat will react. Don’t be too hard on them if they start acting out. Give them some time to adjust to the changes, and if their behavior still doesn’t improve, then it might be time to address it.
Heard my husband screaming while in the shower..walked in on this
I used to have to throw Ivy's treats around the room so the other 2 could actually eat theirs. I miss that tubby ahole so much.
I should have tried this before buying the ridiculously expensive microchip cat feeder.
Sometimes, when my cat is being naughty, I can’t help but laugh. I know he doesn’t mean to upset me, and he does look hilarious while running through the apartment with a corn tortilla in his mouth. But if you’re really struggling with your cat’s behavior, and you’re not sure where to turn, Love Animal Hospital recommends providing plenty of scratching posts for your pet. Without anywhere to let out their stress, frustration, or energy, they might turn to furniture or valuables.
No regrets. A three part story.
''Thank goodness you're home! The little tree-thing fainted!''
Freya (RIP at 19 years), decided the same “bogger it” when it came to rules when she reached 16. Old age does have its advantages as we let her get away with it.
Dexter (RIP at 17 years) my sweet dog did the same. He was so well behaved until about 15, then he didn't listen to one darn thing I said. :P
Load More Replies...It’s also a great idea to reward your cat when they exhibit good behavior. At the end of the day, they’re just animals. And everyone likes to be rewarded for their efforts. Have plenty of treats around to surprise your little guy or gal with when you're proud of how they're acting. The more you encourage their good behavior, the more likely they’ll be to repeat it in the future.
Yes, yes it is. And frankly, I am grateful for the maintenance work they provide on my soul.
I have probably over a dozen cat beds of various shapes/sizes/materials in the house, plus numerous window perches, 3 full-size cat trees with multiple beds/pouches on each, and the cats all know they're allowed on the furniture. And 90% of the time, I will walk into the living room to see my oldest, Kohl, sitting on a plastic bag that fell onto the ground XD
You need to introduce them instead of letting them meet by accident 😬
As frustrating as it may be, this list makes it clear that naughty behavior from cats can also be quite hilarious. Keep upvoting the pics that you find particularly funny (although you might not have been laughing if they were your cats), and let us know in the comments below what the naughtiest thing your cat has ever done was. Then, if you’re looking for even more photos that will simultaneously make you say “aww” and “oh no,” check out this Bored Panda article next!
Time for a hard plastic carrier now. My cousin had a cat that wou go absolutely insane at the vet. They could touch her unless the put the carrier in the anesthesia box to knock her out. She was fine at home except when they would give her the hairball medicine, she had long hair.
Neither my dog nor cat has ever had any reaction to sedative. I'm starting to think it's a scam.
Haha, hilarious! I bet the vet's mother is latina and she has seen some "chanclas" (sandals) flying in her childhood
Was housesitting cats, one absolutely insisted he go out into the snow. Let him out then laughed at him when he realised the error of his ways. Made a mini movie of him jumping to try and open the door which I sent to his owner before letting him back in. (less than a minute, I am not that cruel).
When I took my old kitty out in the snow years ago, she just climbed up my leg.
Load More Replies...In addition to what Sian mentioned in their comment - cats like the Sphinx breed NEED to be bathed regularly. Additionally, elderly cats may not be able to groom themselves properly once they reach a certain age, and need to be bathed to remove urine/feces and help keep them clean. It will not hurt a cat to bathe it gently and carefully with a cat-safe shampoo. I bathed my old gray cat every other week once she got elderly and could not keep herself clean. She didn't melt or explode.
Load More Replies...Sometimes baths *are* necessary, see LakotaWolf’s comment. My oldest (15) is longhair and gets lumps of pøo stuck in his búm fluff. 1. I’m not letting him lick all that off. 2. I don’t want him wiping it all over the furniture, including my bed.
Load More Replies...Ah, the old 'Dodsworth' approach, if you're familiar with that old Looney Tunes cartoon. Play possum and wait for the mouses to come see if you're dead...
I'd love it if they just brought me teabags, and not mice and lizards.
My cat has developed a hilarious obsession with guacamole—we actually have to guard the bowl from him!
Some idiot downvoted. All alliums are at least somewhat toxic to cats, some are deadly.
Load More Replies...Though funny and cute, garlic and onions are deadly toxic to cats.
If I tried to shut my bedroom door at night, my cats would spend the entire night making sure I did not sleep.
Look up the story behind Wonton. She fell out of like a 4th story window, broke both front legs and her jaw I believe. Really sad situation but it is wonderful seeing her doing so well
You're lucky that's all they do. If I tried that (which I would never want to) mine would let me get no sleep by constantly yelling and attacking the doorknob.
I had one once who clawed the carpet outside the door down to the floorboards trying to tunnel in.
Load More Replies...Worth repeating here - Why does no one ever think of what seems to me to be an obvious solution? If you have N pets, you buy N+1 pet beds, ALL BIG ENOUGH FOR YOUR LARGEST PET! Then it doesn't matter if the cat takes the 'dog's bed'. There's another, identical bed that the dog will fit into.
Again, see my other reply - I've got multiple beds for all of my pets (6 cats, 2 large dogs) and they are happy to let the cats lay on the big beds ;) There are other dog beds that they could go lay on, but they choose not to.
Load More Replies...There goes the blind
Waking up to that sound right next to you in a pitch dark room gets you up pretty quick.
Or imagine getting ready to leave for a vet appointment and trying to lure/drag/force your cat out of the safety of the maze XD
Load More Replies...Mother spilled her pills. Dog ate pills, hid under bed. Brother had to take apart the whole bed to retrieve the dog.
Astronaut Training! Set the Centrifuge to four gees and let 'er rip!
Mine does this, even worse she won't let her sister, who loves to run, use it.
Hot rice waiting for you in the morning. Maybe a culture that eats rice? I had a Japanese housemate and she'd set the rice cooker before going to bed and we would have rice, egg and bacon and soy sauce in a bowl for breakfast. Oishii.
Load More Replies...Not smart enough to not burn his mouth on hot rice.
Load More Replies...Confused outrage as the universe just inverted the One Rightful Order on her.
Hot off the printer and look who was meowing at the door
Dog and Cat: Well who chose not to use the safety strap despite repeatedly mention in the manual?
Yup. We have 5 cats and all the TVs are safety strapped. Even the 75 incher.
Load More Replies...They have a reason. Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean there isn't a reason.
I socialise cats at a shelter. If a cat smacks me, I go over what happened to find what triggered it. I might take a few smacks before I find the reason, but I'm not giving up on them. Sometimes it's something that seems so small to us, like making sure that your hand is low when you reach out to them or keeping a hand out of sight so they don't think you're going to grab them. You have to earn their trust and sometimes that takes time.
That's probably the heat and the gentle rocking motion. Quite soothing.
Came home to this, I don’t own a cat.
No, but you also have no choice, if they have decided to own you and be owned by you.
Aloe is is toxic to cats, because of the compounds in the plant's latex.
"Mom is too busy taking pictures to help you. Tell me where you stashed the catnip!"
Load More Replies...This neighborhood cat likes to come to my porch to see if my cats are looking out the window, and if they are he just hisses at them a few times and leaves.
We just had the door to our deck replaced this summer, with a nice sliding glass door with built in sliding screen door. Lady Grey, our grumpy matron cat, would sit by the door staring outside. A neighbor cat would come by, sit up next the door, and they would yowl and spit at each other, with the magical glass force field keeping them apart. A week later, I discovered that the neighbor cat had clawed the daylights out of the screen. *sigh*
There is a tuxedo cat that lives across the street and sits in its window most days. Boo has an absolute coniption snit and will growl, yowl and puff up his tail at it. The tux is an indoor cat so has never been at our house....but yet Boo takes offense at it, just living its best life lol.
It's actually a sign of love. They watch us because it makes them happy when we're nearby.
Haven't had a meal in peace in 6 years.
I swear that my two youngest, siblings Joseph and Spicecake, were just this size a moment ago. Now Joseph is a gigantic long woerm-shaped 13 lbs and Spicy is a brick shíthouse-shaped bruiser girl at 9 lbs. They're not even full-grown; they're only about 8 months old ;_; What happened to my teeny tiny pocket kittens? XD
You blinked. I’m kinda struggling with the fact my 2 youngest will be 4 years old next March.
Load More Replies...I oiled my salad bowl and left it out overnight to dry. now I have to do it again
Eh, cat hair is just another source of dietary fiber when you're a cat parent.
He’s the trash goblin
Do you see what the dog did?????? Wait, what?? We don't have a dog? But, honestly, I saw him do this.....certainly wasn't me!!!
I turned by back for two seconds and this little [jerk] stole my salmon out of the sink.
The crime and the culprit
I think cat is trying to make a comment on OP's reading habits/potential belief in the woo-woo that is homeopathy XD
"Not on my watch!" 😆
Someone broke a lip gloss just to give me a heart attack.
One time when Stilgar was just a puppy, soon after he'd started to show signs of distemper, I left him in his playpen in my backyard for maybe 20 minutes while I fed the cats. I walked back out into my backyard to find that not only had Stilly escaped the playpen, he'd apparently also found my blackberry and boysenberry bushes and had eaten himself into a food coma. Of course, when I found him, he was laying on his side, eyes closed, with red smears all over his muzzle and neck and on the concrete around him, so I freaked out and yelled his name. He jumped up, and that's when I saw a few half-eaten berries underneath his muzzle and realized what had happened XD
My cat was apparently bad enough at the vet hospital to be rated “Caution at all times.”
Preacher (my tuxedo boy) once ate most of my mammogram referral form, back in 2022. I had to take the ripped, ragged, half-eaten paper to the imaging center the next day and say, with complete seriousness, "My cat ate my paperwork." I felt like I was trying to use the old "my dog ate my homework" excuse XD Luckily the staff was pretty cool about it and it wasn't an issue XD
My cat George literally ate my homework once (I had to grow bean sprouts in soil with increasingly more salt to see how much salt would make them not grow) and for my final report I had pictures of her next to the victims and my teacher did not find it funny at all. Poor sense of humor that one!
Load More Replies...Sat on washed cherries.
"So, I heard that life is just a bowl of ... you're not buying it, huh?"
My cat gave me a present the other day! Bells could not understand mama not wanting the “ present” on the bed! 😂
Friend of mine had a cat ('Boromir') who kept bringing home birds, so they put a bell on his collar. Took him less than 24 hours to bring home another bird - while he was still proudly wearing the bell.
I feel very exposed.
Pray he doesn't go into Tasmanian Devil mode. I have a rescue cat (kitten then) that would fiercely attack my legs when I was at my most vulnerable. I was grateful he didn't set his sights any higher. Thankfully, he has mellowed out. A lot. (We got him a rescue kitten for a playmate.)
Hi all! I just wanted to introduce myself and share a photo I took. This is Nick. He keeps eating my plants.
Check out poisonous plants for cats on the internet and don't get them.
Who has highly-toxic, will-absolutely-kíll-a-cat ONIONS growing in their house when they own a cat? That's shítty pet ownership. And no, neither cats nor dogs "instinctively" know what plants are toxic to them and won't eat the ones that are toxic; that's a myth. PLEASE check the toxicity of ALL your houseplants (or even bouquets/vased flowers) if you have a cat or dog. Some plants are so toxic that a cat can die just from licking the pollen off of its fur or drinking some of the water in the vase (if they're cut flowers.)
It is common in winter for stray (mostly feral) cats to find shelter in our horse barn. We try to capture as many as possible to be vetted and sterilized. Some are too wild to ever be content as pets, so they remain barn cats and sometimes are placed with people who want a mouser. About a week ago I saw a young cat that was obviously unwell limping around the barn. We tried everything to catch her but she kept getting away. I was concerned because we are supposed to have a storm today. Last evening when I went to do last check, my Pit Bull came along. He is great with all our animals, and loves the cats. Well, somehow he managed to catch the sick cat. She completely relaxed in his mouth and then when we came into the house, she fell asleep with him on his bed. She's at the vets today. Hopefully, she will recover and either stay with us or find another good home. So much for Pit Bulls being dangerous with cats!
My cat one time climbed into the trash can and ate some egg shell. We noticed the trash on him and that he was not feeling well so we rushed him to the vet right away. They fixed him right up and while I was upset that he scared me half to death... I was just super happy that he was okay 😂❤️
Cats are little jerks most of the time. Just sayin'... Not to mention relentless if/when they want something.
It is common in winter for stray (mostly feral) cats to find shelter in our horse barn. We try to capture as many as possible to be vetted and sterilized. Some are too wild to ever be content as pets, so they remain barn cats and sometimes are placed with people who want a mouser. About a week ago I saw a young cat that was obviously unwell limping around the barn. We tried everything to catch her but she kept getting away. I was concerned because we are supposed to have a storm today. Last evening when I went to do last check, my Pit Bull came along. He is great with all our animals, and loves the cats. Well, somehow he managed to catch the sick cat. She completely relaxed in his mouth and then when we came into the house, she fell asleep with him on his bed. She's at the vets today. Hopefully, she will recover and either stay with us or find another good home. So much for Pit Bulls being dangerous with cats!
My cat one time climbed into the trash can and ate some egg shell. We noticed the trash on him and that he was not feeling well so we rushed him to the vet right away. They fixed him right up and while I was upset that he scared me half to death... I was just super happy that he was okay 😂❤️
Cats are little jerks most of the time. Just sayin'... Not to mention relentless if/when they want something.
