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"Engrish" is a slang term for poorly translated or inaccurate use of the English language, and there are many reasons why this might occur.

In an attempt to chronicle such—as they say—glitches, whiffs, and downright abuses, in one particular Asian country, a Facebook group called 'Engrish in Japan' was created in 2011. Through the years, the community has grown to include over 175,000 members and continues to promote lighthearted discussion and cultural exchange in an especially amusing way.

So, continue scrolling to check out some of the best/worst t-shirts, signs, and other artifacts they've found!

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#1

Still Trying To Determine If This Is A List Of Available Amenities Or The Names Of Alternative Rock Bands That Have Stayed Here

Sign at Hotel Sunroad with humorous translations like "Comfortable Sheep" and "Bed Dolphin Clean" in Japan.

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Upstaged75
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But how comfortable are the sheep really? And I'm very curious about the entropy shower.

Luke Branwen
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For real tho "Entropy 📖 Shower" is genuinely an amazing name.

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David
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come for the bed dolphins, stay for the breakfast owl.

Scott Rackley
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"How clean?" "Dolphin clean, bro."

Remi (He/Him)
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Orangejuice play sounds very much like some new kink thing

Armac Armac
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Entropy shower’s new album is amazing

Nikole
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would totally listen to Entropy Shower.

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Alexia
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd like a bed dolphin and a breakfast owl, thank you.

Tucker Cahooter
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Comfortable sheep". Catering for the Kiwi tourists I see

catt
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want to see an owl eating breakfast 😸

GREYNOOK
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

washing machine WI-FI🤣

Floeckchen
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11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I might have seen Toothbrush Geek live somewhere, or I was passed out.

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    #2

    Memory Lane, Tokyo

    Sign with translation error in Japan: "Please eat only one person at a time," alongside dishes and menu prices.

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a time. You can get seconds afterwards

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you are a cannibal doesn’t mean you forget your manners.

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japan has so many weird, kinky fetishes. /j

    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're polite about it.

    any rei
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have thrown the korean sentence in Google translate and not the Chinese one 😂

    Jet
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    **commits canibilism*

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And only with her consent.....

    Major Harris
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dr hannibal lechter approves of this dietary suggestion

    WESO
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of when we were in Akita at a side street restaurant and I was about to say neko (cat) tabi nei instead of niku (meat) because I don't eat animal protein. Thank goodness my kid stopped me!

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you think of the old saying : "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse" !!

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    We got in touch with the creator of the group and they were kind enough to tell us more about it.

    "Over 13 some-odd years, and with Facebook's introduction of auto-moderation tools, it's not too heavy of a moderation burden," they explained to Bored Panda.

    However, "We have three standard questions that users must answer to become a member, and they're supposed to read and agree to the guidelines. Only about a quarter of people who want to join the group actually do this, and of them, less than half actually answer them correctly. They're all declined quickly."

    Therefore, "the most common issues are simply rejecting or blocking users who don't answer the questions or are spammers," the group's creator said.

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    #3

    Don’t Skateboard Or Whatever. You Know What We Mean, Don’t Make Me Write It All Out. All That Stuff You Do

    Sign in Japan with text: "No Skateboarding and so on," highlighting translation humor.

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign reminds me of the practical attitude of many Asian cultures vs the nitpicky 'legalese' of many Americans. Asian Sign: "Be respectful and don't screw up our stuff" Asian: "Okay, got it." American Sign: "No roller skating, skate boarding, horses, motorcycles, ATVs or pogo sticks." American: "Why are you upset? These are roller skates so TECHNICALLY not roller blades and my friend is on a razor scooter so not a skateboard." (I'm an American, but some of us are pretty ridiculous)

    Boredest Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m Korean, and I recently went to Korea to visit some of my family members. When we took a train from city to city, COMPLETELY SILENT in there. In America, I wouldn’t be surprised if somebody started a food fight in there.

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    any rei
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only read the Chinese translation but it also says: no skateboarding ecetera 😆

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    #4

    So Demanding

    Disposable sponge package with hilarious translation in Japan.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see an angry cat face in that sponge, and now you cant unsee it!

    Rosie
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went back to look and I see it too now!

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    R. Michael Burns
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a literal translation of the way "you should do" x is expressed in Japanese, but it always sounds so threatening in English

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While engrish, it conveys the problem sponge makers have even over here, my gf works as a RN and has horror stores of women using them as contraceptives

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a thing in my jr high and high school. We knew there was a type of contraceptive called sponges, but we had absolutely zero sex ed. That meant a bunch of teenage girls would insert kitchen sponges before coitus and wind up in the hospital. Very bad situations that could have easily been prevented with basic sex education. Sex education is health education!

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    Jet
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't you dare use this sponge for anything but body shampoo nothing else but body shampoo!

    The Commentator
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda looks like an angry face... Is that just me?

    Still Going
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no...I didn't use it and now I'm scared...

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    #5

    Beware Of Those Waiting For The Bus

    Sign in Japan with humorous translation about waiting for buses.

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yakuza bus only!

    Uren Bugwandeen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about those Granma's and their slippers they hit you with?

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    Tony V
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think the people waiting are dangerous, wait until you see the driver!

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And hitchikers can be escaped prisoners!"

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. That's a mark against using public transport in Japan.

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't afford a car....

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't afford a car … get a rice burner!

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    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so piease avoid those waiting for the bus coz they are dangerous !

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    "Similarly, with posts, if they don't follow the guidelines, they are rejected," the creator of 'Engrish in Japan' added.

    "If their intentions are good and they clearly read the guidelines, we try to give them a short explanation of what they need to fix."

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    With all of that being said, moderation still remains a constant work in progress. "I've probably revised the guidelines and questions over 100 times ... I relaxed certain rules or added more if there was a recurring issue."

    #6

    On A T Shirt In Osaka, Unsure What This Is Supposed Say But I Love It

    T-shirt with humorous translation in Japan, featuring text "WHAT IT ISN'T SKATEBOARD" and assorted phrases.

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, the English seems accurate on this one. Those are all things a skateboard isn't. I mean, they forgot lawn mower and litter box, but it's still a pretty good list.

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's song lyrics from Entropy 📖 Shower

    similarly
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like an abstract poem.

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What it isn't" is the newest greeting the young folks are using

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google Translate was set to 'random' the day that shirt was designed.

    #7

    Or What?

    KFC sign in Japan humorously warns against bringing outside food or drink.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being wailed at by a mythical female lrish death fairy? OK, that would be "bansheed"...

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, whoever says “or else” has no idea what the else would be and really hopes no one asks.

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    Rusty
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has demolition man vibes

    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ninja pops out of the janitor closet and destroys your non KFC food.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Go on punk, make a request'...

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    #8

    At A Hotel Lobby In Kyoto

    Coffee machine with instructions lost in translation: "Press once for 1 cup. Press twice to flood," in Japan.

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone read it in the other languages? I'm thinking this might be bad English or it might be the literal result of pressing the button twice.

    Escapist Panda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a warning, not an instruction. XD If you press twice, it will overflow.

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you press 3? WHAT HAPPENS ON 3?!!!!!

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://youtu.be/xOrgLj9lOwk?t=54

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    Natalie Richter
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japanese learner here! 溢れる literally means to overflow or to flood, so this translation, as weird as it sounds to us, is in fact correct. :) I'm assuming there must've been instances of people pressing the button more than once, maybe because of what they're used to or because the machine took to long, so they put up this warning.

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natalie, When I read the post, what came to mind was a very nice buffet breakfast I had at a hotel near the airport in Incheon Korea. They had a coffee / espresso machine that actually made very good coffee. In this case the buttons were more about type/flavor than size. But my point is all the cups were the same size and not that big. If there was some button to make more come out, they would have overflowed.

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    bryan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And god said "I shall press twice and flood the world"

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing flood means "to fill" the cup with coffee.

    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems to be a translation error. CoPilot says there's a Japanese word (aferu) that can mean both "fill" and "flood" in English. The characters for it are in the second line, the one beginning with "2" followed by a little square inside a bigger one.

    Natalie Richter
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's saying if you fill it twice, it will overflow. 溢れる (afureru) means overflow or flood. :)

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't press twice! Never press twice!

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to make a delicious flood. Water boots not included.

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    #9

    Joined The Group Just To Post This - Everyone Needs To Know The Truth

    Menu text in Japan humorously reads "Picture is image" under breakfast special photo.

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought to you by the makers of Story is Words.

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A picture is an image of a photo. An image is a photo of a picture. A photo is a picture of an image. 🤔 🤷🏽 🧖🏽

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do not eat...or else."

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    Every now and then, the group also receives a guest appearance, and they're not just sad trolls. "We get non-Japanese who just want to be jerks or are spammers but, amazingly, we get many Japanese who think it's an English study group!"

    However, while you're scrolling through the pictures, it's important to understand that the content isn't meant to insult the locals. In fact, "another common issue is making it clear that we're not making fun of anyone and we appreciate the intent," the creator of 'Engrish in Japan' said. "Most Japanese understand this just fine; it's white knight foreigners who sometimes have trouble grasping this."

    "We make it a rock solid policy to not post any photos of people unless people want to post photos of themselves. We also make sure any personal information is blurred or cropped."

    #10

    Crime-Fighting Toilet, In Praliva Shopping Center, Fukuoka

    Sign with English translation error: "This toilet is also used by employees for crime prevention." Example of lost in translation in Japan.

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some bad sh1t happens there

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing it's where people are searched, if they're suspected of theft. But I hope the sign has a different, more esoteric, meaning.

    any rei
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says "for security reasons the employees also use this toilet" I'm guessing so they can be back to their job quicker, preventing crimes.

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    Tony V
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a good story point in an anime! Crime Stop Toilet! I'd watch it!

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S******g on the floor would be a crime.

    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, some people's #2 can be considered a crime

    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how do they prevent it? B*tt plugs??

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the auror portal FROM the ministry of magic.... So a wizard could pop out at anytime you are committing a crime

    Talis
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Superman works there! As there are no telephone booths anymore, he needs other places to change.

    eMpTy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where else could they go to change into their super hero costumes?

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if they excreted elsewhere, it would be a health violation.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that like "If we flush away the evidence there was no crime"?

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    #11

    I Don't Actually Really Know What They're Trying To Convey Here

    Funny translation error in Japan: "Don't you miss STORROWBERRY" on a strawberry product display.

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    Natalie Richter
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact, this is a reference to a song by Japanese band IOSYS! Their song 魔理沙は大変なものを盗んでいきました (Marisa stole the precious thing) has a few instances of bad English, one of which is "Why Why Why Why Why don't I miss you a lot forever?" I have to admit, I laughed out loud at this picture. :D

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, thanks for that fun information, but "Storrowberry" is plainly "strawberry."

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I do, actually… A lot, forever.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, I don't....know?

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet there is a song like this on Cocomelon.

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    #12

    Kaitenzushi In Tottori

    Japanese menu screen with mistranslation: "Deep-fried Pubescent Chicken" next to food images.

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    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, who wants to eat an old chick if they can have a young one? Strictly talking about chickens!!

    ABC NrEight FCK CENSORISM
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *LeoDiCaprio has entered the chat. [Strictly talking about chickens] *LeoDiCaprio has left the chat.

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pubescent chicken" - I spat my coffee on the monitor =)))

    Jen F
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact. Most are young that we eat. Fryer chickens are usually 10 weeks old. Roaster chickens are usually 3mos-5mos old. And older chickens about 1-1 1/2 years of age and older are called stewed hens. Mainly because at this point the chicken's meat has become tougher and now has more/tougher ligaments and tendons than their younger counterparts, making the best for long cooking stews. The more you know!

    Tony V
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the Coneheads did refer to "Fried Chicken Ovulations" when making meals..X-D

    Jet
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did i read this in. a western accent?

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't we know the age of the other creatures?

    Cat_King
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the fried potatoes.

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More tender than my dried a*s! 😛

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    #13

    In A Furniture Store In Misawa, Japan

    Sign on a bed in Japan humorously mistranslated: "Please do not get nervous as shoes on a bed."

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do shoes on a bed get nervous? Maybe they will fall off and lose their soles....

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shoe knows it's sharing a bed with a real heel.

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    danacarroll80
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow! I used to live in Misawa, over 40 years ago.

    King Of Birbz
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shoes on a bed are afraid of people sitting on them

    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so the shoes on the bed will make me nervous 😳

    When it comes to the posts themselves, the group's creator said they’re mostly different takes on a set of recurring themes, like common misspellings, things you wouldn’t think twice about if you’ve been in Japan for any extended time, and some that aren’t particularly funny or interesting but just fit the theme.

    The popularity of the group reflects a 2024 report in which Japan ranked 92nd in global English proficiency—last in the "low proficiency" category, escaping the "very low" category by less than one percent. The nation ended up near the bottom of Asian and developed countries alike. (For context, in 2019, Japan ranked 53rd.)

    #14

    Remember, Owaki-San Is Not Liable For Any Disappoint

    Sign in Japan with humorous English translation, saying "I have no responsibility for your disappoint."

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a polite way to say if you don’t like it tough luck.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nice. But I wonder if someone has complained about the Tsumango Juku to the kind garden owner to have needed the disclaimer

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would like to read the bad Yelp review on a garden

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    G A
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    11 months ago

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    Not my fault it's cr@p....

    #15

    Inside A Mall Somewhere In Saitama

    Sign in Japan with humorous translation error saying "I'm working on it" in a shopping area.

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like a pretty practical "stay out of here" sign. Can be used when reworking displays, cleaning up a spill, bathroom closed for cleaning, etc.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an IT professional, I kinda like that one.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this with a Jersey accent...

    Tony V
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this sign for my workplace...

    #16

    T-Shirt Spotted In Youmetown Nagasaki

    T-shirt with funny translation: "THERE IS NO TIME MIKE THE ARE SENT" displayed in a Japanese clothing store.

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mike gets all the good shirts. I tried to find a "You only David Once" or a "Live, Laugh, David" shirt and there were hardly any and none in my size. /j

    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you had all the time in the world. There is no time for Mike!

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone told Mike the Aresent to hurry up

    Claire Teasdale
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no time like the arson am I right?

    Moltar
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My patents went yo Nagasaki and all I got was this t-shirt

    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's to tell Mike to light a fire now!

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense if you're in a hurry to donate a karaoke machine.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the Japanese have trouble with L so Like might be awkward, but P?

    ABC NrEight FCK CENSORISM
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't quite understand what you would mean by apesent. What did the apes send us?

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    #17

    So Let It Be

    Bag with humorous mistranslated English text in Japan, titled "INNOCENTYEARS."

    Engrish in Japan Report

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 Speaking words of wisdom🎶

    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did the same, started reading it to the melody!

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    Major Harris
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "let it be, let it be, speaking words of wisdom, let it be...."

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad English but at least this one is understandable. The second line is basically the serenity prayer - accepting things you can't change.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes sense kind of if you mix the phrases up

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So let it be" is the only part that made sense!

    Shawn Adams
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wiser words have never been spoken.

    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that hard to understand? It's actually "IN NO CENTY EARS"

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    Experts suggest there can be many possible reasons for this, and the sheer difference between two languages certainly plays a role—whereas German and English are closely related, Japanese and English have extremely distinct vocabulary, writing systems, and sentence structure.

    Teachers in Japan have pointed to English classes’ strict correspondence to university entrance examinations as a major cause of their students’ poor proficiency. They argue that the focus on exams leads to over-emphasizing grammar as well as boring, memorization-oriented classes.

    Studies also suggest that Japanese culture's aversion to risk-taking leads many students to be reluctant to push their limits, especially in speaking, which is essential for language learning.

    #18

    Stop The Floor

    Sign in an elevator with Japanese text and funny translation: "This floor can’t stop," showcasing translation errors in Japan.

    Engrish in Japan Report

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't stop won't stop

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand why they don't stop on the 4 (down right) because the Kanji for 4 also means death (shi). Same reasons why some highrises don't have a 13th floor... but why the 6th?

    ManuelQue
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was told to use the word "yon" for four because of that.

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    Lisa
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never stop never stopping

    Anne Young
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know you can't stop the beat but this is a new one. A new version of 'hairspray'. And you can't stop the floor. . .

    2econdSelf
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the ceiling can’t hold us.

    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lyrics from a Michael Jackson song

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    #19

    I Was Afraid To Look Inside

    Sign in Japan humorously reads "Tooth Pick!! Please your self" showcasing translation errors.

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Go please yourself" sounds like the Canadian way of saying "f**k off."

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mint ones give a tingly sensation as you please yourself.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a way of making fun of someone's boyfriend?

    SomeWeirdGirl
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are we sure that those are toothpick

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might have turned the 'P' 180° around..

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think there's a word missing in this one! :)

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, they just don't give a fvck if you take one or not.

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    General Stukov
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well okay but now that one anime makes sense...

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is too masochistic for me. No thanks!

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    #20

    Can I Trash Your Store?

    Sign in Japanese kitchen humorously mistranslated to "Please refrain from trashing other stores."

    Engrish in Japan Report

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's meant for Godzilla.

    #21

    Ahh Sinamon

    Spice jar labeled "SINAMON," illustrating translation error in Japan.

    Engrish in Japan Report

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEW BAND NAME I CALL IT!

    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for Jamaican persons about to do an immoral act.

    Nelson Álvarez Sáez
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English spelling gets crazier by the minute

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you shure you don't mean it gaetz craseur buy thu minutiae?

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    Jen F
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's that Pokemon?? It's Sinamon!

    nine4t4
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. This one could be American.

    DogMomInVT
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you are served at breakfast in Hades. Get it??? Huh, huh? 😜

    Rocket Surgeon
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey that's my daughter's name! /s/

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sinamon" by L'oreal...

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    Heather Rucker, an associate language teacher with the government’s Japan Exchange and Teaching Program in Nagoya, said that when she initially followed the official lesson plans, a lot of her students tuned out and avoided participating.

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    “There are definitely kids who want to learn English and do things abroad in the future. But the others try to avoid taking part in class as much as possible,” she explained. “I try to make activities as fun as possible, so it won’t drag for them at least.”

    Also, while the numbers might be different now, Ryuko Kubota, a professor of language literacy and education at the University of British Columbia, conducted a study in 2011 that showed English-language skills do not contribute to upward career mobility in Japan.

    #22

    At The Security Checkpoint At Sakashita-Mon Gate (Entrance To The Imperial Palace)

    Sign at a Japanese tent with humorous translation: "YOU CAN NOT BRING IN DANGEROUS."

    Engrish in Japan Report

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad English, clear intent.

    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I can't bring my friend in...he always tells me that "Dangerous" is his middle name

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I bring in Malicious?

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Dangerous Brothers? (UK of a certain age)

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    #23

    Mannequin in Japan wearing a shirt with humorous mistranslated text.

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    Nikole
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mark Greams is rubbing his hands together now with excitement. (His hands if we’re lucky!)

    GREYNOOK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so MARK GREAMS can stare and nobody else could 😳

    cj be like
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere out there theres a person named Mark Greams who is wearing this shirt

    King Of Birbz
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mark Greams. cousin of Elon Musk

    Cammy Mack
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can never stare on anyone else's behalf, but it's hard wired anyway, so...

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oi! Only Mark Greams can look at my t1ts!"

    Warren Peece
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Mark Greams is blind.

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    #24

    Riffing On Italian Girl

    Funny translation on a bag in Japan, featuring the phrase "Italian Girl" and other awkward text.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the Doberman?? I get the tower, pizza, and pasta reference but.....

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The graphics suggest "many kinds of dietary" is a slice of pizza and two candies. Also possibly dog meat - that part is unclear. /j

    Purple light
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Candy is pasta. Farfalle (butterfly) shaped to be precise

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    #25

    When Did You Found ? I Found It In A Store Called Found Good

    T-shirt with the phrase “When did you found?” highlighting translation errors in Japan.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peace? Love? My keys? What!?

    Claire Teasdale
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the question. You need to find what you found

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    Tony V
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the shirt that says "Why is a mouse when it spins?"

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1620. (You meant Massachusetts, right?)

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for Dr Who

    "The most continually active [members of the group]," the creator or 'Engrish in Japan' said, "are, understandably, long-term residents of Japan."

    Of those, they assume, about 85% are non-Japanese and 15% are Japanese.

    "There are also lots of people who just visit Japan once or twice and like to see and comment on the photos," they added. "And there are some Japanese members who get the joke and enjoy interacting with the others in the group."

    #26

    It Says In Japanese Do Not Take The Toilet Paper Home/Away. The English Is Very Understandable

    Sign with mistranslation of toilet paper instructions in Japan.

    Engrish in Japan Report

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one would confuse me. I don't need a sign to know not to steal, but I've been to countries / places where the signs asked you not to flush any toilet paper. (put it in waste basket). -- For anyone not aware, some places have very fragile sewage systems, so for example, some places in the Philippines don't want you to flush TP.

    Zaach
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most composting toilets do not want you to put TP in them (into a separate container)

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    Masaya Ichikawa
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I crnnot sii thi wry hrw thas wis ancripted.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "USE YOUR HANDS ONLY!"

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look, if he was constipated, he wouldn't bother to publish 'trne rhrv,' he'd just say it" "Perhaps he was dictating?"

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd think this was someone taking the "toilet paper needs to be the right way" a bit too far

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    #27

    That Sure Will Hurt

    Funny translation sign in Japan about card punching with multilingual instructions.

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    Pencil
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fight club?

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi, good morning!" and a jab direct to the face. "Have a good day!" Respect the traditions when visiting other countries!

    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's at a karate dojo and everyone's lined up like a gauntlet at the door

    Jet
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok then **punches my coworkers when entering**

    Raymond Core
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the idea is to get people to punch their card when entering and leaving. What if you don't have a card?

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why you have signs up asking people to be nice to shop staff.

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm of an age where I now exactly what a punch-card (used as time-cards) is. So this one doesn't look too wrong.

    The Rogue Adventurers.
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does say to punch each person once when entering and leaving

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    #28

    One Of Many Excellent T-Shirts I Saw For Sale

    Funny translation on shirt in Japan: "LET'S GET KEEP IN THERE" in white text.

    Engrish in Japan Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda want this one.

    Jen F
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't quite understand... yet I also feel a strange urge to go storm a Keep now.

    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep doesn't wanna stay in there, so later, we'll get Keep out

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First page of instructions in The Pillow Book.....

    "Most (like 95% of) members are great," the group's creator said. "But the common and unwelcome personas are the 'it's not Engrish!' types — the foreigners who want to show off their big brains and explain why it's not funny, and the Japanese who, despite [the group approaching the 180K member count], seem to think it's their job to explain what the sign actually intended."

    "Like, they really think it's a big group of foreigners who are confused and can't read a lick of Japanese. In fact, we have thousands of Japanese members and many of our members speak Japanese well and understand what the writer intended when they made the Engrish."

    #29

    New Kind Of Cocktails

    Beverage menu with "Sperkring Cocktail," showcasing a humorous translation error in Japan.

    Engrish in Japan Report

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is because of two sound quirks of the Japanese language. It copies a lot of modern terms from other languages, especially English, rather than try to invent ideograph-based characters (kanji) for them. An English syllable ending in “ar” or “er” will usually become “aa” because “r” can’t end a syllable or be followed immediately by a consonant in Japanese. The language also doesn’t have the “L” sound. When they transliterate English words that contain an “L”, it becomes “R”. If someone with weak English knowledge transliterates it back, they may not know whether the “aa” was originally “ar” or “er” or that the “R” sounds were originally “L” sounds. The katakana immediately below is pronounced in Japanese as “supaakuringu kakuteru”. Interestingly, while they didn’t know “sparkling”, they knew “cocktail”.

    Patrick Hayes
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really appreciate your detailed explanation. Domo arigato.

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly a homage to the famous Johnny Cash song. The internet tells me a sperk is "The word sperk is a Middle English word that means "fiery particle spark"" so a sperkring would be a ring of fire. (yeah, I know, lame attempt)

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its so inappropriate but really you do need to read these signs in a japanese voice. Thats how its written

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A doctor once examined my sperk ring. He wore gloves.

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have to sperk more often, darling!

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that like a Sperk Prug?

    #30

    Would I Hesitate?

    Would I Hesitate?

    Engrish in Japan Report

    SaraCapybara
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you get black noodle soup with red noodles?

    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just can't wait to shove it down your throat

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they force feed it to you if you DO hesitate?

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to call your customers out.

    The fascination surrounding the imperfect translations or 'Engrish' resonates well with the phenomenon of humorous slogans on t-shirts.

    Just like the Engrish in Japan Facebook group, the Twitter account dedicated to these tops brings a lighthearted touch to language mishaps. With a shared theme of laughter through linguistic blunders, both platforms emphasize cultural differences in a way that brings joy rather than confusion.

    #31

    I Was Looking For A Sign… And There It Was

    Sign in Japan humorously mistranslated: "Please use the shared equipment by giving up."

    Engrish in Japan Report

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, bad English but understandable. Leave it turned on, don't hog it.

    #32

    In Fuchu. Not Terrible, But A Bit Vague

    In Fuchu. Not Terrible, But A Bit Vague

    Engrish in Japan Report

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one seems entirely intentional.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope this is fine

    Lexi
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new take on 'some food some fun, it's all inside a happy meal'. Some drink and some food, great it's all I want

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the end of a hard work day, I prefer the Dragon Inn.

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dragon ball is trademarked, I guess.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like the "Some pig" in Charlotte's Web? "Wow, that's some drink!"

    #33

    At A Delicious Bakery In Kakogawa. Very Presumptuous

    At A Delicious Bakery In Kakogawa. Very Presumptuous

    Engrish in Japan Report

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume this means don't bus your own table. But alternate thought is don't steal our silverware.

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing the Japanese, I suspect it's the first.

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    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I wanna know is: why didn't the person who took this pic finish their dessert??

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been called cute in my life.....

    #34

    Kinkaku-Ji, Kyoto

    Kinkaku-Ji, Kyoto

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many years of use / how many coins - for the paint to chip away around that coin slot.

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think it’s “chipped” away. I think it’s corroded away from contact with skin oils on the fingers of people depositing coins. Skin oils can be highly corrosive.

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    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because G-money always pays up

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I think that "hard money" is referencing coins? Or im dumb. 50/50

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard money only! None of that folding muck!

    #35

    Found In Mojiko, Kyushu

    Found In Mojiko, Kyushu

    Engrish in Japan Report

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I travel I take my own food hole with me (also poop hole). I find travel abroad difficult without them.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *whispers* "they are the same hole, just different ends of it..

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    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for burrowing animals...or saying you can eat them

    #36

    A Poem

    A Poem

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I really don't care for the attention of strangers.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otherwise they might sh1t on your head

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That is a nice nest, Mrs. Swallow"

    #37

    Engrish in Japan Report

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where all my friends went!

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The result of the KFC threat above

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cast of Chicken Run

    #38

    Cape Tachimachi, Hakodate

    Cape Tachimachi, Hakodate

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't help reading that in Scooby's voice.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but I was reading it in Benny Hill's voice-"You sirry blurry irriot!"

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    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...in a gun-sringing saroon, right after you've tied up your horse...

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's without the bidet feature?

    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered the same thing. I assume that is Japan, which is the world leader on toilet tech. I'm assuming an "eastern" toilet would not be the squat-type. So what is the difference here?

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    #39

    On A Flyer I Received In The Mail At My Home In Tokyo For A Children’s Demand Video Service

    On A Flyer I Received In The Mail At My Home In Tokyo For A Children’s Demand Video Service

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    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there's also KissKum, then...

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hugkum you think that's funny? (Side note: people don't say "how come" anymore. It almost seems medieval to write it. When I was a kid -- in only the last century--, young people almost universally said "how come" instead of "why." Is it because while "hockim" is almost as easy to say as "why," it's longer and stranger to type?)

    Ezigma
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than a KumHug...

    Natalie Richter
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, being able to read the indended pronunciation makes this one even more cursed... "HugCoom"...

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it will be as popular as Netflix....

    #40

    Feel Like You Are In A Hot Spring With Monkeys! When You Use This Bath Powder

    Feel Like You Are In A Hot Spring With Monkeys! When You Use This Bath Powder

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    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this a real saying in Japan, it just doesn't translate well literally to English.

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been in a real Japanese hot spring but there were other people present so I didn't play with my monkey. I did feel like I was in the hot spring with it though. :)

    Helen Davies
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a real thing. There is a park in Japan where Japanese snow monkeys bathe in hot springs. Well people are not advised to bathe with them they are invited to watch them.

    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Implying you can monkey around in the springs

    #41

    No, It's Mine

    No, It's Mine

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bugger off and eat it somewhere else!"

    Helen Davies
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like some flannel drip coffee please.

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    #42

    At Tokachigawa Onsen

    At Tokachigawa Onsen

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...the dog can bring you in...but you can't bring the dog in?

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna need a bigger dog!!

    #43

    Himeji Is Offering Us Machines We Can Wash. I Have To Say It's About Time! You Can't Stop Technological Progress

    Himeji Is Offering Us Machines We Can Wash. I Have To Say It's About Time! You Can't Stop Technological Progress

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel much sad, very shame. I've owned my washer for about 15 years and never washed it properly. I did wipe down the top once or twice.

    S Bow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Washed machine for happy life, very joy

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    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That nostalgic rusty feeling 😭

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't it get rusty?

    #44

    At The Gift Shop

    At The Gift Shop

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like all the TikTok girls that liked to smell the colon of their boyfriends...

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what you mean but I'm glad I don't use TikTok.

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sticking that up my bvm!

    #45

    Cardi B Was Here

    Cardi B Was Here

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    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least use encrypting software if you use the WAPs.

    #46

    Inside A Bungalow In Shimanto, Kochi

    Inside A Bungalow In Shimanto, Kochi

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    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An aluminiun mat sounds like those goldish bags to cover victims in a road accident 😕

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bangalow" makes me want to make weird jokes about what they doing in there.

    Farnzy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BANGALOW = A bungalow for banging

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bigger version of the Love Hotel

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    #47

    Don’t Ride People

    Don’t Ride People

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't ride people they don't have the spine for it.

    #48

    A Toilet Challenge! Taken At The Japan Open Air Folk House Museum In Kawasaki, December 2023

    A Toilet Challenge! Taken At The Japan Open Air Folk House Museum In Kawasaki, December 2023

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's saying you can stand on it to see how it feels to use one of these toilets. But please don't actually urinate/defecate in it. Obviously someone tried or they wouldn't need the sign. :)

    ABC NrEight FCK CENSORISM
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, all the exhibited toilets in Ikea stores are covered with acrylic and a sign not to use them, so...

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems straightforward. You can stand here and imagine what a squat hole toilet was like but please don't actually go to the bathroom in it. == When I was in Japan in the 80s, squat toilets were still a thing but you could also find western style ones. A hotel I stayed in had both in the public restroom. The squats were modern white porcelain and flushed, but they were set in level with the floor and you would place feet and squat similar to what is in the picture.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still find some squat toilets in parks etc occasionally, but even the couple I've run into had a disabled toilet so I just decided my knees are disabled enough

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I'm at an age where if I'm going down, I'm not going back up easy....

    Yukio Fujinaka
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With such a narrow opening, I don't think the boards look authentic enough

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that shithole could tell how many injuries has witnessed...

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how you go, outhouses and latrines are sooooo stinky

    #49

    Too Bad. Actually I Had The Intention To Explore Kyoto After Breakfast- But I Need To Go Back To My Room

    Too Bad. Actually I Had The Intention To Explore Kyoto After Breakfast- But I Need To Go Back To My Room

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    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And do your homework".

    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ate as sloppily as whoever got cheese all over the table, I don't thing I'd want to post a picture of it.

    #50

    No, Please Don’t. Seen In Taito-Ku, Tokyo

    No, Please Don’t. Seen In Taito-Ku, Tokyo

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    SpirklePlatz
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. No, don't do that. Back away from the kids.

    #51

    Sounds Similar. Must Be Fine

    Sounds Similar. Must Be Fine

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    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one’s weird. The words shouldn’t have been transliterated directly into English, because they’re written in hiragana, which is used for words of Japanese origin, not katakana, which is used for words from other languages. “Kurukurukuuru” roughly translates to “spinning around”.

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your comment made me remember "Kuru kuru Kururin" a Gameboy videogame about a spinning stick going through obstacle mazes.

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a really fun slide or are they saying the deck is slippery when icy?

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another phrase used by the youngsters today

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that with Andy Sandbergs voice.

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    #52

    Mmmm… 1 Large Chicken Discharge Please

    Mmmm… 1 Large Chicken Discharge Please

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure I have had chicken discharge but US fast food places are less forthcoming regarding honesty in their advertising.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dread to think....

    #53

    Abunai Yo

    Abunai Yo

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nasty twigses. We hates them, my Precious."

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the twigs, it's the monkeys you've got to watch for.

    #54

    I Have No Idea What This Restaurant In Niigata Is Trying To Say

    I Have No Idea What This Restaurant In Niigata Is Trying To Say

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curry to car-fine. After that, nope.

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Written after a long sake session.

    #55

    They Must Have Run Out Of Something And Can’t Decide If They’re Going To Restock It

    They Must Have Run Out Of Something And Can’t Decide If They’re Going To Restock It

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    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future is not written!

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't be arsed

    #56

    I Think They Might Hate Their Staff

    I Think They Might Hate Their Staff

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they mean put your wizard staff in the box instead of leaning it up against the fence like in the graphic in lower right.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must be small though

    #57

    Don’t Get Too Excited, No Spearfishing Will Be Done On This Sightseeing Boat. The Seagulls Are The Ones “Spearing” The Food Out Of Your Hand

    Don’t Get Too Excited, No Spearfishing Will Be Done On This Sightseeing Boat. The Seagulls Are The Ones “Spearing” The Food Out Of Your Hand

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something you could do in Florida, though.

    #58

    Found In Hakuba

    Found In Hakuba

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    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once dated a guy called Chuck Burger. No joke!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he have a sister, Senta, who drove for DoorDash? Did his friends get together and mock him at a Chuck Roast? Did you want fries when you were with him?

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    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The food of the future!

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cheese Buger is from the Swiss version of American Pie-"Those holes were just so damn sexy"

    #59

    Found This Gem In Kyoto

    Found This Gem In Kyoto

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really have a problem with this one. Only people who ordered the meal deal can get the side salad and the salad, rice, and miso soup have free refills.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or kids doing Benny Hill impressions

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    #60

    On The Electric Tea Kettle In A Mid Kakogawa Hotel Room

    On The Electric Tea Kettle In A Mid Kakogawa Hotel Room

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    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least is not something congenital.

    SaraCapybara
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My congenial friends and I are going to Tableland!

    #61

    At A Rest Area Where Drinks Were Available

    At A Rest Area Where Drinks Were Available

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to know what thing the chief doesn't have after he gets drunk. /j

    Abel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are drunk do not drink drink!

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chief doesn't have ANYTHING once he's finished drinking!

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    #62

    Please Enjoy Your Gleen Salad

    Please Enjoy Your Gleen Salad

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    #63

    Angry Hairdressers Found In Satake Street, Taito

    Angry Hairdressers Found In Satake Street, Taito

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it! It's like it's saying "In spite of me having a bad day..I WILL HAVE GREAT HAIR!"

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fvck you! I will cut your hair BECAUSE you don't want me to!

    #64

    ATM Hyogo Prefecture

    ATM Hyogo Prefecture

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    David
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign aside, I've never seen an ATM that dealt with coins.

    #65

    "Light Thing"

    "Light Thing"

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    SpirklePlatz
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have 3 Additionally, please. What do you mean it only comes with an order of something else?

    #66

    I Want To Eat Past

    I Want To Eat Past

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they left off the final 'A' in 'pasta'. It's still perfectly understandable. Heck, I've seen native English speakers with far worse spelling than this!

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My past wasn't very creamy

    #67

    I Guess They're Technically Right... When It's Freezing, A Fleece Jacket Comes In Handy

    I Guess They're Technically Right... When It's Freezing, A Fleece Jacket Comes In Handy

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow, Which Nobody Can Deny!"

    #68

    Menu From A Bnb In Izu Oshima

    Menu From A Bnb In Izu Oshima

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some cheese does hum a bit, though

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cafe Olé is obviously Spanish.

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The “Coke” line is interesting. The kana actually says “koura” or “cola”, not “Coke”.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get when you mix the Japanese desire to shorten words and back translation. Sandwich is (with English transliteration) sandoichi so of course you want to drop the ichi and just say sando and that of course tranlates to sand, lol

    #69

    Actually This Bus Does Not Arrive At The Immigration Bureau

    Actually This Bus Does Not Arrive At The Immigration Bureau

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump is having this put on his wall.

    #70

    Surprisingly Liberal Train Etiquette Policy At Shin Matsudo Station

    Surprisingly Liberal Train Etiquette Policy At Shin Matsudo Station

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I've heard about the pervs on Japanese trains

    #71

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember quite a while ago seeing ads for a men's cologne called "Trouble". Could this be the same thing?

    SpirklePlatz
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dying to know what it says / means in the original language

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    #72

    At Mt Aso, Kusasenri

    At Mt Aso, Kusasenri

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funnily Abort is an old german term for toilet, loosely translated to "remote place" describing an outhouse.

    #73

    The Ole Trampline

    The Ole Trampline

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Queue up, ya bvms!

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have expected the entrance for the Tramp Line to have a long queue of eager customers.

    #74

    When We Lived In Japan, I Saw This Bag In A Store

    When We Lived In Japan, I Saw This Bag In A Store

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    #75

    Mini Bowring Was A Unique Experience

    Mini Bowring Was A Unique Experience

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    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    L and R seem to be the same/ interchangeable for some Japanese people

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    #76

    It Closes All Day Every Day

    It Closes All Day Every Day

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    #77

    He Played As A Tank Today

    He Played As A Tank Today

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    #78

    Two For The Price Of One

    Two For The Price Of One

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they spelled 'tier' as 'tire'. I'm not a huge fan of Wagyu beef, but it's nowhere near like eating a tire. On the other hand, it *is* the Yakiniku Mafia, so you never know; maybe it *is* a tire!

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tastes like rubber-what do you expect from the kum mafia?

    #79

    Train Station In Naha, Okinawa Japan

    Train Station In Naha, Okinawa Japan

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    #80

    Cake Box In Kyushu

    Cake Box In Kyushu

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't love cake?

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is cake, so... propably?