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Motivation and comedy can work hand-in-hand, and the best example of it is funny inspirational quotes. As the name gives away, they bring that much-needed motivation when you are down while putting on a smile at the same time. Two things completed in a combination of just a few words. A rare sight when it comes to quotes. For this reason, inspirational funny quotes might hold a special place in people's hearts, especially for people who are down on their luck. Even pessimists, the half-empty glass people, might change their minds thanks to their effect.
Inspiration and comedy are two cures for the pessimistic mind. Where they see sadness and destruction, inspirational quotes try to look at everything from a much more positive side, like a half-full glass, sunshine, and rainbows outside. While inspiration can stand individually, a little bit of comedy mixed in the recipe pushes these quotes towards greatness. After all, funny quotes with a hint of inspiration can deliver that serotonin and dopamine straight to the brain. And with this surge of chemicals, even the most unmotivated person in the world would go to work and be effective. As far as chemical concoctions go, this is the greatest in the world, and only these quotes can deliver it so well.
Feeling down today and need some funny motivational quotes to get through the day? Well, you came to the right place. Like an apple repels doctors, these quotes might keep you from pessimistic thoughts and procrastination that we all suffer from sometimes. From US presidents to praised celebrities, we have compiled a list of the greatest motivational funny quotes that came from famous people. Some of them are more inspiring and hilarious than others, so be sure to upvote the ones you liked the most. If you have some quotes you want to share, do so in the comments below.
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#1
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” — Dave Barry
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#2
“I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and that we can do nothing to change it look before they cross the road.” — Stephen Hawking
#3
“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” — Katharine Hepburn
#4
“Whatever you do, always give 100% — unless you’re donating blood.” — Bill Murray
FlatEarf2.0 2 years ago
I always give 100% even when donating blood, but due to health I can't donate my blood.
#5
“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
#6
“Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.” – Steven Wright
#7
“A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.” — Graham Norton
Karol brown 3 months ago
###REVENGE SPELL THAT WORK UNDER 24 HOURS, REVENGES SPELL THAT TRULY WORK... DR. ITUA’S POWERFUL REVENGE SPELL TURNED MY PAIN INTO POWER CONTACT DR ITUA VIA EMAIL:(dr.ituastepven@gmail.com) WHATSAPP +2349020417500I never imagined I’d seek out a revenge spell until life left me no choice.Someone I trusted shattered my world. This enemy destroyed my peace, dragged me into deep emotional suffering, cost me my inheritance and closed every door to justice. I was broken, angry and drowning in betrayal.Then I found Dr. Itua on Google and everything began to change.I reached out desperately for help. I asked for a powerful revenge spell because I needed justice. Dr. Itua didn’t judge me. He understood that some pain runs so deep only spiritual justice can truly make things right.And the result? The death spell worked completely.The person who tried to ruin me is gone from my life, He tried to k**l me but I was fast ahead to take death spell revenge on him and he's no more alive now.
#10
“Bad decisions make good stories.” — Ellis Vidler
#12
“When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.” — Theodore Roosevelt
#13
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” — Drew Carey
#14
“A true friend is someone that thinks you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” — Bernard Meltzer
#15
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
#17
“The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!” — Marvin Phillips
#18
“Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.” — Robert Benchley
#19
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What? You too? I thought I was the only one!” — C.S. Lewis
#20
“I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.” – H. Kyle Seale
#21
“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” — Mark Twain
#23
“Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.” — Katharine Whitehorn
#24
“A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have.” — Roger Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
#25
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” — Mae West
#26
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A. A. Milne
Lev Borovoi 2 years ago
"Do you know how to do nothing? People ask me what I'm doing and I say: nothing. And then I do it." --Christopher Robin.
#28
“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby — awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” — Lemony Snicket
#30
“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, ‘I’m not going to make it’, but you laugh inside remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.” — Charles Bukowski
#31
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” — Steven Wright
#33
“Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.” – Stephen Hawking
#34
“You want to get out of the hole? First you’re going to have to put down the shovel.”
Karol brown 3 months ago
>REVENGE SPELL THAT WORK UNDER 24 HOURS, REVENGES SPELL THAT TRULY WORK... DR. ITUA’S POWERFUL REVENGE SPELL TURNED MY PAIN INTO POWER CONTACT DR ITUA VIA EMAIL:(dr.ituastepven@gmail.com) WHATSAPP +2349020417500I never imagined I’d seek out a revenge spell until life left me no choice.Someone I trusted shattered my world. This enemy destroyed my peace, dragged me into deep emotional suffering, cost me my inheritance and closed every door to justice. I was broken, angry and drowning in betrayal.Then I found Dr. Itua on Google and everything began to change.I reached out desperately for help. I asked for a powerful revenge spell because I needed justice. Dr. Itua didn’t judge me. He understood that some pain runs so deep only spiritual justice can truly make things right.And the result? The death spell worked completely.The person who tried to ruin me is gone from my life, He tried to k**l me but I was fast ahead to take death spell revenge on him and he's no more alive now.
#35
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” — Reba McEntire
#36
“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” — Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
#37
“Fate is just what you call it when you don’t know the name of the person screwing you over.” — Lois, Malcolm in the Middle
#38
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Linda Grayson
#39
“It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.” — Benjamin Dover
#40
“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.” – Dale Carnegie
#41
“Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.” — Terry Pratchett
Aquisha squish 2 years ago
Hah .. reading this quote while listening to "Interesting Times" ...you almost never see Sir. Pratchett's wisdom outside his book pages!
#44
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” — Terry Pratchett
#46
“I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.” — George Costanza, Seinfeld
#47
“Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” — Richard Jeni
#48
“When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.” — Richard Lewis
#49
“Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” – Winnie the Pooh
#51
“See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly.” — George Harris
#52
“I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere.” — Van Wilder, National Lampoon’s Van Wilder
#56
“Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.” — Harry Emerson Fosdick
#57
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edward Bergen
Sonja 2 years ago (edited)
I know it's meant to be funny but since too many people really believe that you can't doe from hard work it must be said: Well no, hard work has killed a lot of people. Just look at Japan. The people there have gone way to far with grind culture and young people drop dead at their jobs from exhaustion. Stress is a killer and the body needs sleep and breaks. If you overwork yourself you can indeed die from it.
#58
“My favorite thing to do on this planet is to play games. And if you don’t enjoy games, then you’re really missing the point of what this life is.” — RuPaul
#59
“I would do anything for my friends, which I think is how everyone in the world feels. Which is why I finally understand war.” — Jeff Winger, Community
#60
“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” — Franklin P. Jones
#61
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude MacDonald
#62
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.” — Andy Dwyer, Parks and Recreation
Jrdiver 2 years ago
When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! - Cave Johnson, Portal 2
#64
“Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished — If you’re alive it isn’t.” — Richard Bach
#67
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
#69
“We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.” — Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
#72
“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work 12 hours a day.” — Robert Frost
#74
“Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise, we’re going down the tube.” — Joan Rivers
#75
“I’m a bit of a sucker for second chances. They’re my first favorite kind of chance.” — Jessica Day, New Girl
#76
“We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.” — William Somerset Maugham
#77
“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” — Robert Brault
#78
“It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.” — Mignon McLaughlin
#83
“When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?'” — Sydney J. Harris
#86
“Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews!” — Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants
#89
“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” — Kyle Chandler
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Sonja 2 years ago
Too many of those are callous quotes from rich people who never really knew the grind but still believe they worked the hardest to get were they are and everyone could just do the same.
Wendy Shallow 2 years ago
Sonja you need to lighten up a bit. It's not that serious 🤷
Load More Replies... Karol brown 3 months ago
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Sonja 2 years ago
Too many of those are callous quotes from rich people who never really knew the grind but still believe they worked the hardest to get were they are and everyone could just do the same.
Wendy Shallow 2 years ago
Sonja you need to lighten up a bit. It's not that serious 🤷
Load More Replies... Karol brown 3 months ago
HOW I SAVED MY RELATIONSHIP IN JUST 24 HOURS..DO YOU NEED ANY OF THIS SPELL: LOVE SPELL, OBSESSIONAL SPELL, REVENGE SPELL [ DEATH SPELL TO DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES] SPELL TO WIN ELECTIONS, SPELL TO GET SOMEONE OUT OF JAIL, SPELL TO WIN ANY COURT CASE, SPELL TO WIN A LOTTERY CONTACT THE SPELL CASTER VIA THE WHATSAPP +2349020417500 EMAIL: {dr.ituastepven@gmail.com} I was on the verge of losing everything… until I turned to spiritual help. I loved my husband deeply, but out of nowhere, he grew cold, distant, and uninterested in our marriage. We were drifting apart fast and divorce seemed inevitable. No matter what I did, nothing worked. My heart was shattered. But something inside me said: “This love is worth fighting for. Then, the truth came to light: A woman from his workplace had used dark voodoo to pull him away from me. She was spiritually manipulating him, and I had no idea. That’s when I discovered Dr. Itua is a powerful and genuine spell caster who changed everything. Within 24
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