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50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Never Fail To Make Their Partners Laugh (New Pics)
We genuinely feel that a good sense of humor is one of the most important things to look for in a partner. No matter how tough things might get, they’ll find the silver lining, keep both of your moods up, and help you giggle your way toward bluer skies. (Being able to make someone else laugh with your jokes is also a wonderful way to get out of trouble when you forget to wash the dishes, but you didn’t hear that from us. That and tickling.)
Our team here at Bored Panda has collected some of the most hilarious and heartwarming things that the husbands and boyfriends of the internet have done to entertain and tease their partners. Scroll down for the best pics and we hope you’re taking notes, Pandas—this is a goldmine of how to keep your relationship fresh.
Bored Panda wanted to learn about making relationships feel fresh and exciting, so we reached out to Relate, the largest provider of relationship support in England and Wales which helps millions of people strengthen their relationships every year. Tamara Hoyton, a Senior Practice Consultant at Relate, was kind enough to answer our questions. Read on for her insights.
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#1
I Made A "Play Boy" Calendar For My Girlfriend For Valentine's Day
Daniel Atkins 2 years ago
he should have photoshopped in lasers/ Laser cats!
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RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
Agreed. This is silly and wholesome, so I love it.
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#2
Happy Toot Day
Loverboy 2 years ago
You're a keeper fs. Remember something like that and making a funny celebration out of it, plus you got an (amazing well done) cake for her.
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
A cake showing a unicorn letting out one MIGHTY rocket-fueled rainbow fart too.
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Inclusion2020 2 years ago
Pretty sure I farted on our 3rd date haha. We were at his place, and there was a fan by the door that was pointed towards him….. I farted right by the fan and the fan then did its thing. Honestly. So surprised he’s marrying me 😂😂😂
tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
Hahaha 🤣! That is freaking funny! I can't believe you actually remembered the date! Love the cake!
#3
My Boyfriend Wore A Mustache And A Vintage Style Swimsuit The Entire Time We Were At A Water Park. This Was The Best Shot I Got Of Him
P.C. 2 years ago
I only find the mustache attractive. Mustaches are everything to me. Especially that kind of mustache.
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Betsy Ray 2 years ago
Oh, so you know him. Please tell Art he looks great!
Load More Replies... Jane No Dough 2 years ago
Hilarious but I would definitely pretend I didn't know him in public! Or act out the "maiden in distress" scenes from every silent film.
Hoyton, a Senior Practice Consultant at Relate, shed some light on what couples can do to make their relationship seem more fresh and exciting if things have been seeming stagnant recently.
"Individually, write down a list of activities you'd like to do and put them in a jar. Take turns drawing out an activity at random and doing them. It might mean you end up wild swimming in November, but that's all part of the fun!" she told Bored Panda.
"Ultimately, when you're stuck in a rut, the best thing to do is talk to your partner to understand where that feeling is coming from. Maybe you're spending too much time together, or not enough—but you'll never know if you don't ask."
#5
Not Even A Day After Our Dog Had A Mass Removal, I Ended Up Having An Emergency Appendectomy. My Wife Is Taking Care Of Both Of Us
#6
While My Wife Was Away, I Had To Keep Sending Sexy Photos To Remind Her What She's Got At Home
Sue Denham 2 years ago
Whoaaaa! If you'd included one with a vacuum cleaner I think I'd lose all control.
Maria Maria 2 years ago
This guy is doing it right. There was actually an academic study done that showed that couples have about twice as much sex when the husband or boyfriend helps around the house.
iMOGENE CARGO 2 years ago
Legit. This is very sexy. Men, don't send d**k pics. Send photos of yourself being a competent adult who knows how to take care of themselves as well as clean up after themselves.... women don't wanna see your d**k. We wanna see that you aren't expecting us to be your mother.
Samantha 2 years ago
Imogene I couldn't agree more, this is truly what a lot of ladies love.
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Wendy Miller 2 years ago
I'm really disappointed that Bored Panda allowed such blatant p*rnography on their site. (lol)
Meanwhile, we were interested to find out how someone might show their partner that they love and appreciate them throughout the year, not just on birthdays and anniversaries. After all, while some individuals are very creative at gift-giving, others find it difficult to come up with original and meaningful gifts.
Hoyton, from Relate, had this to say: "The first thing to ask yourself is 'do you know what makes your partner feel loved and appreciated?' If you're uncertain, trying a Love Language quiz might help you realize all this time you've been buying them houseplants, what they really want is you to give them a massage once in a while."
#7
My Husband And I Did Maternity Pictures. Here Is The Best One
Brendan (banned for downvotes) 2 years ago
I was so confused! But now I get it - the thing in the foreground is a tree.
#9
She Looks Like She's At The Museum Contemplating What That Piece Actually Means
Sergio Bicerra 2 years ago
You know there's a hole behind that painting, that your husband made while playing soccer with your cat, don't you?
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
I tried this. My cats just looked at me like I was more than the usual level of insane for a human... *sigh*
Burnt Bagel 2 years ago
I love that! I put posters of “hot” German shepherds in the back of our minivan for our retired military canine could enjoy the ride!!!
Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my! 2 years ago
Here, it would only be appreciated for the pounce factor.
Couples in healthy and happy long-term relationships trust and respect each other, find each other attractive, communicate openly and consistently, and find way ways to support each other.
And that support has to be consistently there, whether it’s dealing with challenges like looking for a new job or making massive lifestyle changes for the sake of health, or something as mundane as dividing up the chores in a fair way.
#10
My Boyfriend Was Pregnant Beyonce For Halloween
PlatinumTheCat 2 years ago
What does that mean? Unless you literally mean to slay them
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P.C. 2 years ago
Are you talking about generally the whole thing, or the shape? Because if it’s for smoothness, I think he’s wearing tights
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#11
Gotta Try This Sometime Lol
Seb Benson 2 years ago
Dishes:........... Me: We intercepted The Dragon at the border, your escape route is compromised. You. Are. Alone.... with me. I am your only salvation. Your only hope... I will clean this situation up... but you must work with me. Stop trying to escape my hands and accept your destiny! *drops slippery/soapy dish* sigh
#12
I Asked My Husband To Buy Plastic Cups So That We Don't Always Have To Drink From Glass Cups And Potentially Break Them. This Is What He Bought, And No, We Don't Have Kids
Monday 2 years ago
The problem is she will never be able to top this purchase. He has secured the title of "better half" for the rest of their lives.
Load More Replies... Sarel Seerower 2 years ago
Why are you breaking so many cups that you need to use plastic ones?
Hono Klatuu 2 years ago
Lol, I break something about once every two weeks. I try to be careful but I have terrible hand-eye coordination. I will often go to pick up my cup but end up knocking it over instead. Then it rolls off the table.
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
I see nothing wrong though now you have the good cups and may need more cups
Having a partner who enjoys humor isn’t just fun, it’s actually beneficial to us. And that’s because laughing is great for our physical and mental health. Verywell Mind points out that laughter helps reduce tension by reducing the level of stress hormones.
What’s more, laughing gives us a sense of physical and emotional release, improves our immune system, and distracts us from whatever else is going on in our lives. Not only that but trying to find humor in anxiety-inducing situations can help us reframe the events as something far more positive. Things aren’t always as universally awful as they might seem at first.
#13
During A 12-Hour Flight Delay, My Boyfriend Wandered Off. When I Found Him, He Was In The Middle Of A Pixar Movie Marathon With A Group Of 5-Year-Olds
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
I have a cat who loves Pixar, and will watch the movies all the way through, totally transfixed. You would have little Tabitha right up front with you.
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SheDeM 2 years ago
Look at him just sitting there, open-mouthed, engrossed in the film! Bless his heart!
Angela 2 years ago
his mouth isn't open but he does look engrossed in the movie lol.
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Kevin Humble 2 years ago
Not quite the same but something like this literlay saved my life. I was on a ferry that capsized coming out of port. I was on one side of the ship that went because I went to the lounge to watch cartoons. If I had done the adult thing and went to the duty free ... that side went down - no one got out of there alive I am afraid to say. So yeha - cartoons saved my life.
#14
My Husband Rarely Throws Out The Rolls. So A Week Ago, I Decided To Go On A Strike. Today I Came Home To This
Appalachian Panda 2 years ago
That was my thought. Maybe they've got ten kids?
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#15
I Was Worried For A Second There. My Husband Is A Funny Guy
Loverboy 2 years ago
I can never leave my windows all the way down when I have a dog in the car, especially a small one. Afraid of them hopping out
funkybluegirl 2 years ago
We had friends with a pretty big dog (think golden retriever) who who would jump out a car window any chance he got.
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Julie Snelling 2 years ago
Nothing makes me happier than seeing a dog with its head out of the window.
Fuzzy bunny feet 2 years ago
My pup can't do that. She has to sit in the back seat with a harness seatbelt. Poor baby.
Momten Jillian 2 years ago
His problem is you're rushing him and he reeeeallly wants that puppycup
According to psychiatrist Abigail Brenner, M.D., it is absolutely essential to be fully present with your partner.
That means putting in the time and effort to connect to them, even if there are a dozen chores, piles of paperwork, and countless social media notifications waiting for you. Even something as simple as asking how they’re doing works if you actively listen to them.
#16
My Wife Had Our Bedroom Paris-Themed. I Thought It Needed A Bit More Decorations, So I Bought This Baguette
Loverboy 2 years ago
Your wife is an amazing decorator and I love the baguette pillow. Gorgeous bedroom
Sarel Seerower 2 years ago
Thought it was a real baguette until I saw your comment
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microwaved mcdonalds fries 2 years ago
i need one desperately. ive been searching for a good baguette pillow for a few years now but i havent found any that are big enough 😭
xolitaire 2 years ago (edited)
It has a website :D https://baguettepillow.com/
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Barbara Kelly 2 years ago
beats a roll in the hay...straw sticks everywhere
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Jacques-Olivier NICOLAS 2 years ago
"omelette du fromage" this expression does not make sense
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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
Everyone keeps saying they want a baguette pillow. I want a real baguette that size!
#17
My Wife Asked Me To Pick Up A Roll Of Hannukah Wrapping Paper. The Criteria I Was Given Was "It Should Be Blue And White"
Maria Maria 2 years ago
They tend to only sell it in a special Hanukkah section. I would totally use the one he got, though. I mean, the colors are right and there is even a snowflake.
#18
My Husband Was So Excited About His Custom Card
Something that tends to happen in many relationships is that, as time goes by, both sides become a bit more lax. There’s no longer a need to impress each other with actions and appearances. However, Brenner notes that going the extra mile once in a while will be something that your partner appreciates. It helps to think back to how you behaved at the start of the relationship.
#19
My Husband Photoshopped Our Cat As An Astronaut And Had It Printed On His Vans. Sweetest Boy In Space
Erin Geiger 2 years ago
Vans has options to customize their shoes with pictures as long as it's not a copyright image. I have a photo of my dog on a pair and they're my favorite pair of shoes. Hubby got them for me for an anniversary one year.
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 2 years ago
That's custom. You can create your own at the vans website with your own picture. My friend got a pair with her cat and dog on them.
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#20
My Wife Won't Let Me Wear This To A Rehearsal Dinner, And We're Both Pissed
Jane No Dough 2 years ago
He's pissed he's not going to the rehearsal dinner. Let him wear the shirt and bring him too, for emotional support!
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Why the f**k not? It's hilarious and takes the pressure off so you can be serious the big day. These brides are just too crazy controlling with these weddings. Two people are getting married not one and sets a bad precedent for the rest of marriage. It's not raunchy or offensive It's sweet and funny.
#21
So My Boyfriend And I Were Beauty And The Beast For Halloween
K W 2 years ago
For all we know he's only 5'9 and in heals and she's just exceptionally short.
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Meanwhile, if you ever get into an argument (and you will!), it really helps if try to see things from the perspective that you’re both a team and that you’re looking for a solution to a very specific problem. Instead of dragging up all the little things that annoy you about your partner, focus on the core issue (it might be that they forget to do the dishes or it may be something more serious).
Listen to their side of things, don’t attack them unless you want them all defensive, and search for a compromise. Humor, here, can help break the tension a bit, too.
#22
I Fixed Our Bathroom Picture. The Wife Was Not Amused
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
That's HILARIOUS you should make it match the rest and it makes it really funny for the bathroom. People would buy that. I would
Glynna Bowood 2 years ago
I agree with hubby - this kind of over the top sweestsie c**p deserves some balancing out.
#23
Diva Got Some New Dresses In The Mail Today But Was At Work. She Really Wanted To See Them Though, So I Took Some Selfies To Show Her
Kim Landfather 2 years ago
I would smoosh your cheeks together and give you a big kiss. These are adorable.
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
The middle one looks uncomfortable though. His GF is going to put it on and say "why is the stitching all torn?"
Glynna Bowood 2 years ago
OK, but that green one is toast now that it is all stretched out, just sayin...
#24
I Asked My Wife What She Wanted For Her Birthday, And She Said: "Cat Stuff." I Think I Nailed It
During an earlier interview, dating and relationship expert Dan Bacon, from The Modern Man, shared his thoughts on the role that humor and playfulness play in relationships.
"The reality is that a couple can begin a relationship without humor being used, but the relationship will eventually feel a little boring and one-dimensional if the interactions are always rational, serious and straightforward. So, although humor can be avoided, it's much better to use it initially and then continue using it when in a relationship or marriage," he explained to Bored Panda previously.
"For example: When a man and woman first meet, being able to really laugh together and not be so serious all the time when talking or hanging out, signals that relationship could be quite fun and enjoyable in the long run. It opens up the possibility that a relationship between them could be one where they can both relax, be themselves and just enjoy life together, rather than being so serious and uptight. That is appealing to most men and women," the dating expert said.
#25
My Husband Made Me A Mel-O-Lantern For Summerween
SageHare37 2 years ago
For those confused, this is likely a reference to Gravity Falls tv show episode about Summerween, which uses watermelons to make lanterns.
Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my! 2 years ago
Nice! Looks great, tastes like sweet, crunchy water.
BarBeeGirl 2 years ago
Last year was didn't have a pumpkin so had to use a pineapple. It looked great!
Kare Deter 2 years ago
This is actually much harder to make. I might try this just to see what my family thinks
#26
This Is How I Like To Make My Girlfriend Laugh
Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my! 2 years ago
That one couple looks like they would appreciate some privacy.
never snarky 2 years ago
I do this a lot and I"ve never seen any ink on the eggs when I crack them open.
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Trophy Husband 2 years ago
Egg shells are permeable, that ink will end up in your eggs. 10 points for the idea, but you lose on the execution
StumblingThroughLife 2 years ago (edited)
You're perfectly right. :-) A freshly laid egg has a shell covered in a protective 'bloom', called the cuticle, and this acts as an antibacterial defence system, so we don't wash them in the UK, but yes, as you said, they are permeable.
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Delaney Campbell 2 years ago
We had a hard boiled egg that was sitting in our fridge and no one was eating it so my dad wrote on it "me am egg. Eat me plz" and it really made our days
StumblingThroughLife 2 years ago
Btw, I've never seen eggs so white, lol. I've only seen brown chicken eggs so far (UK).
Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago
Wow! Here in the US, white eggs are definitely the norm!
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#27
My Husband Got Me A Bouquet Of Mushrooms For Mother's Day
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
I don't know I find Mushrooms kind of earthy. I love mushrooms.
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"Then, when years into a relationship together, humor helps to keep the spark alive because it helps you feel happy, relax and enjoy life when around each other. The feeling you get when you really laugh together, sometimes even hysterically, releases all sorts of positive, natural chemicals in your brain, which then makes the other person seem more attractive and lovable,” the expert shared. "Of course, humor isn’t the only ingredient to keeping the spark alive in a relationship, but it’s definitely part of what does it."
"The irony is that avoiding humor and enjoyable interactions in a relationship actually drains more energy from you and ends up making you feel miserable. When a man tries to avoid humor and fun interactions with his girlfriend or wife, he ends up spending a lot of time feeling frustrated, lonely, unloved, annoyed, and unsatisfied with his relationship. Those types of negative emotions are draining, whereas the positive emotions that come with getting into the habit of being a little bit playful at times in your relationship are refreshing,” the founder of The Modern Man told us earlier, adding that if playfulness is missing from someone’s relationship, they can develop it slowly over time, like building a new habit.
#28
Today I Welcomed My First Child Into The World. Here's A Photo Of Me Waking Up After Passing Out In The OR
Mark Howell 2 years ago
When my wife was expecting our daughter, we went on a tour of the maternity unit, to see what everything is and what it does. When we got to the delivery room one guy took one look at the gas bottles and fainted, came round saw them again and back down he went.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
I faint when I see my loved one's blood so during her labor with our first, I just stayed near my wife's upper body. Did not dared look at other side.
Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
Fainting at the sight of blood is actually genetic! Sucks if you want to be a surgeon.
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Some people just aren't good with blood. I personally don't like seeing other peoples, but for some reason my own doesn't bother me. Well, I mean obviously it bothers me cos I want to stop the bleeding, but it doesn't make me squeamish like other peoples blood.
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#29
Apparently, This Is What My Husband Does To Our Cat When I'm Not Home
Zelda McLink 2 years ago
My husband 'plays' the Bucky - as in, pats on Bucky's butt and side like he's a bongo drum.
#30
My Husband Got Me Good With A Rat He Made From Clipping His Hair
Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 2 years ago
"oh yeah. good one. ha....ha... ha..." ...as the sound of the cocking shotgun is heard...
For some more goofiness and silliness, check out Bored Panda’s previous lists of all the funny and ridiculous things that boyfriends and husbands did for their husbands. You’ll find them here and here, as well as here, here, and here.
In the meantime, swing by the comment section and share how you and your partner make each other laugh, dear Pandas.
#31
The "My Wife/Girlfriend Made Me Go To The Mall" Support Group Is Underway
David Hale 2 years ago
I stay with my wife. She asks my opinion, and will put something back if my face, or comment, shows that I don't like it. Also, being with her is my favorite thing.
Demongrrrrl 2 years ago
I love hardware stores! I once dated a guy who was jealous because I had more power tools. Then he got a high-paying job and bought more tools of higher quality.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Astonishingly, perhaps they wanted to go with their significant others, but their significant others didn't need them to hand-hold them and accompany them into every store.
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I don't understand why wives would insist on their husbands going with them if they are going to leave them on their own? Or why the husbands would go? It's not like they are spending time together.
Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 2 years ago
I've always said Malls should have something like this. Serves beer. Has a big screen TV(s) with a game on. Could make a million.
#32
Everyone Runs Into Our Garden Window, So I Made This Sign. My Wife Says No One Will Get It
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Attention all y'all players and pimps. Right now in the place to be
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Ezgi 2 years ago
There is a song, Shake your a** by Mystikal, Shake ya a**, but watch yourself Shake ya a**, show me what you working with
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Attention all y'all players and pimps. Right now in the place to be
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#33
My Son Was Really Excited When My Wife And I Agreed To A Pokemon-Themed Halloween Until He Saw My Costume
justmemorticia 2 years ago (edited)
He may get his own dad jokes one day. Hey, maybe he'll even give a case of death from embarassment by Pokemon cosplay to his own children one day!
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
His Mom should've been Brock instead of Pikachu. Especially with the Dad being Misty.
somnomania 2 years ago
as someone who was misty for halloween once, at age ten or so... you did it way better!
#34
My Husband Bedazzled My Sunflowers
Tiny Dancer 2 years ago
No, no, no, slapping on a few googly eyes does NOT bedazzle anything! This is how you bedazzle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amicrtFYgVQ
#35
My Husband, Daughter, And Opossum Out For A Ride
gay human w/ ADHD 2 years ago
My mom really wants one, and there’s one that lives next door to us, so you could guess what she has been thinking
Load More Replies... Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Are opossums naturally friendly? Pretty sure one has taken up residence in my house and I'm scared of it
Misstaken138 2 years ago
They're not aggressive. They just act tough and hiss because they are more scared of you than you are of it.
Load More Replies... RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
Opossum is accurate, although it is sometimes called a "possum", but shouldn't be confused with the actual "possums" that are from a different order. It looks to be the Virginia Opossum, which is the only species found in North America and Canada.
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Dont Sellmyinfo 2 years ago
I didn’t realize you could domesticate an Opossum. I’ve only seen them rooting around in trash cans and they’re frightening.
Tyranamar Seuss 2 years ago
My aunt took care of one as a baby. It was totally tame when it was little. But as it got older it could not be tamed.
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#36
I Bought This Makeup Holder From A Thrift Store. My Name Is Not Hannah. I Asked My Husband If He Somehow Could Cover Up The Name. This Was His Million-Dollar Idea
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
Solid "Dad joke". From you, and the OP's partner.
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Brenda 2 years ago
Try acetone nail polish remover. Put it on an old clock or cotton balks. It usually takes printing off plastic fairly easily. But try it on an inconspicuous spit first, just in case. You can also try Goo-Gone. It's usually for removing labels, glue, etc. But it works on lots of stuff.
#37
My Wife Finally Found Out Where I've Been Getting My Frozen Snickers
Jake Lewis 2 years ago
I ran to my fridge to check the 4 bags of frozen cauliflower my wife won't let me throw out, but nope....
Kare Deter 2 years ago
My dad used to hide his candy in the turkey pan kept in a very high cabinet. Mom never found his stash but you know us kids did. We formed a human ladder to get them. In hindsight, lucky we never got severely injured lol
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
I accidentally got edamame instead of something else I needed, so now I use those when my back/hip/shoulder/hand hurts! Then, I just throw them back in the freezer for next time 😊
Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago
Yep. I’ve seen this same picture multiple times over the years. Most of the time, it’s a mom saying that this is where she hides her candy from her kids, though.
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#38
Maybe He Won't Notice That They Are Gone
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
He may have done it on purpose, since he just said they were shells from Florida. XD
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Stephen Clark 2 years ago
Don't tell him. Just take them out and replace them with tiny cowries and limpets.
#39
My Wife Insisted That We Start To Put Up Christmas Stuff. She Did Not Appreciate That I Put This Up In Secret While She Was At Work
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
*Krampus (sorry, but I’m a grammar policeperson)
Load More Replies... RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
I made a Cthulhu joke with my partner once that took my partner by surprise so much that it made him bust out laughing (purely situational so not funny outside of it, but the memory brings a smile), so now it became a thing and we ended up topping our tree with a Cthulhu last year, and for now on.
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the_harbinger_of_dooms/t/h 2 years ago
i love it, i might get one put it up in the middle of the night and wait for the screams to start >:>
Brendan (banned for downvotes) 2 years ago
Ugh! So ugly. No tinsel, no baubles. Just plain lights!
#40
So My Boyfriend Is Getting Bees In The Spring. It's February. I Think He's A Little Excited
Olive Harper 2 years ago
I got my first bee suit when I was 6. It was way too big but it was special that I had a real bee suit that was mine. It was so cool helping my dad with the bees. I liked watching the bees crawl on my glove. It was neat.
Twizzle Sticks 2 years ago
I keep bees. He’s going to need a better helmet and veil than that one. I promise you.
I just work here 2 years ago
Can I borrow it? I'm getting a flamethrower. Have a major wasp problem.
#41
When You Let The Husband Take Care Of The Rabbit
Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago
I sure hope he just put it in there for a minute to get a cute picture.
justmemorticia 2 years ago
You can and you should! Bunny council approves.
Load More Replies... justmemorticia 2 years ago
Yeeeah, feels familiar. My ex used to give mine bowlcut haircut and called her Rock Lee. Or gave her pigtails when her hair got slightly too long. Pink hair ties with bow I might add.
celeste hall 2 years ago
I had a customer bring me a cr with Sugar Glider hiding in the dash, "my wife is going to kill me" got it out for him and he tucked it back into his cargo shorts pocket, When you hand raise them you have to take them everywhere" Perhaps the best excuse for cargo short
RandomEpiBioPerson 2 years ago
It's the most convenient way to take the bunny in a walk and it still be able to see, but not get taken by a hawk or something.
#42
Every Year I Give My Wife A Hunky Guy Calendar With My Face Pasted On All Of The Guys
Momten Jillian 2 years ago
There you go that IS the ticket. All the sweetness minus the time spent at the gym. BRAVO!!!!
Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 2 years ago
Yeah, that's not very smart. Psychologically, you know... Then whenever she sees you "regular" subconsciously she will be very dissatisfied and depressed. You may be better off posing as you are, them buff up for real.
#43
My Boyfriend Asked Me If I Wanted Anything From The Store, So I Jokingly Said: "Yeah, A Car" And He Comes Back With This
Pamela24 2 years ago
Oooh! I have a sweet story! When we started dating we were working for the same non-profit. Once I was leaving the office and sent him a message that "in front of the [fancy hotel down the street] there are my future birthday presents from him". There were super expensive shining Bentleys parked there. My next birthday present from him was a toy car of the exact same model and colour. ❤️ Now I bring it with me whenever we're apart.
Sarah Grace Bennett 2 years ago
My Mom nearly totaled the car she was driving right before Christmas. My dad asked her if she wanted a new car. She joked she wanted one of the new VW Bugs. Dad and I went to Dollar General and got her a cute little yellow and flower power matchbox car to put in her stocking. She has it over the mantel in their room now lol
TheElderNom 2 years ago
My father would always wish for a new Volvo when asked what he wanted for Christmas/birthdays. So I made him one in wood when I was six or seven. He didn't seem overly happy then but he still has that ugly car in his living room window, after like four or five moves and over twenty years.
#44
Wife Has A Habit Of Holding My Hand When She's Asleep. I Rotated To The Other End Of The Bed So I Can Watch Anime On My Phone And Not Wake Her Up. This Is What Happened
Twizzle Sticks 2 years ago
Next morning, puzzled, she quietly asks herself, “why does my hand smell like stinky feet?”
#45
A Decade Of Marriage And My Husband Still Keeps It Interesting. Not Only Does He Make Our Lunches Each Night After Work, But He Adds Art Too
Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago
Can we just be happy for them, instead of being critical about their choice of food?
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#46
I Left A Surprise For My Wife And Daughter To Find When They Come Home
Michelle Reynolds 2 years ago
Certainly not a MAGA fan here, but I DO find this to be in poor taste. Sorry.
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Stary_cat 2 years ago
My little brother has I think it’s name is slush on the tag
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Pedantic Panda 2 years ago
My thoughts exactly. Cute idea but unattended candle...
Load More Replies... Kare Deter 2 years ago
There will be some serious pearl clutching going on if she survives the heart attack!
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Rachel Ashwell 2 years ago
That is so cute! I'll have to do this to my niece as she has a ton of these plush toys.
Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 2 years ago
circle of salt. you forgot the salt. now there is nothing to contain the demon!
#47
This T-Shirt Cracked Me Up Because My Husband Was Truly Jealous Of The Way I Described One Of My Male Characters
DrLivingstonipresume 2 years ago
I actually know a guy whose wife left him because she fell in love (became insanely obsessed) with a male character she created for these horrible romance novels she wrote and self published. One day, without ANY warning she packed her stuff and set out to find her *real* soulmate; a man just like the one she invented in her shítty books. That was 14 years ago, I hear she's still looking...
Bienlunée 2 years ago
I’d watch this if it were on tv. Actually, this could be her best premise yet, the plot line is already very promising. F**k it, I’m writing this book.
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tabithapaquette98 2 years ago
That is so funny! I'm mean it's a fictional character! Of all the things to be jealous of! SMH. Lol 😂
#48
My Wife Broke Her Ankle In 3 Places Playing Pickleball, So I Decided To Decorate Accordingly
Abigail Snyder 2 years ago
Its like a cross between tennis, and ping pong. Its set up with a tennis net, but very low, practically touching the ground. You then have your paddles, and you hit the ball back and forth, making sure it hits the ground on your side, before it can bounce over to the opponents side
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Broke her leg in three places playing PICKLEBALL??? So who's Unbreakable?
#49
I Think My Husband Was Tired This Morning Because That Is Dog Food And Not Coffee Beans
Frenchie_mom 2 years ago
Our dog food looks a lil like coffee beans tho, so I can’t blame him I’ve done it numerous times
#50
My Boyfriend Made Our Kitty Boy A Little Tin Foil Hat
Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago
Aww, I just wanted to pet the kitty!! 😥
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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
I'm laughing at something else. Not this. This is stupid. I certainly didn't just send my wife a screen shot of this.
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Francis 2 years ago
kitty doesn't believe the lies that there aren't more treats somewhere in the house
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Kim Lorton 2 years ago
He likes it! Plus he finally understands you know what he’s been telling you!! The aliens are coming!!!!
#51
My Sister Caught Her "Very Hard Working" Husband Sleeping On The Job
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
I bet cows are pretty comfortable to sleep on. Though it’s not something I would want to become some kind of fad.
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Christof Irran 2 years ago
Let him sleep. He's probably been up since 2:00AM worrying. Farmer is the most stressful job there is. You spend close to $1M a year, all of it borrowed money, and hope the crops survive and yield a decent price so you can pay back $1M. $40K for seeds; $65K for crop insurance; $35K for 32% Nitrate; 300K to lease your fields; 50K equipment lease for tractor, combine, etc.; and on and on... And then there are cattle...
#52
My Husband Has Taken A Shine To My New Crochet Top. It Fits Him Better Than Me
Owen 2 years ago (edited)
It's not about what you wear, it's about how you wear it.
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#53
Naps Should Never Be Interrupted
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I have two cats and a dog. They work just as well.
Load More Replies... Brendan (banned for downvotes) 2 years ago
Tell me more! Petrol? Cordless electric? How many cutting heights?
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I woke up at 4 this AM to pee. My husband decided this was the perfect time to discuss those people lost near the Titanic.....
#54
I Was Trying To Take Serious Promo Pictures, But My Husband Did This For Half Of My Photoshoot
CrazyKnitter 2 years ago
Both are gorgeous! Looking so good! (Also, I adore the smug look on his face, it just screams that he's proud that he's her man)
#55
My Boyfriend Designed This Cake For My One-Year Anniversary From Quitting Cigarettes
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
I quit every other day…until I get money again. I hate it ☹️ I keep trying to quit though.
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Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
"Don't say 'quitter' has two T's. No one cares. It's a cute cake. You're being an a*****e, Ross." Hey, Pandas? Quitter has two T's. "Dammit, Ross...."
#56
My Wife Didn't Want To Take Maternity Pictures, So I Hired A Photographer And Took Her Place
#57
I Have A Colonoscopy Tomorrow. My Husband Is Making Sure I Will Be Prepared. He's Such A Dork
Eastendbird 2 years ago
As someone who has had a colonoscopy, I think the worst part was the preparation. Your husband is a keeper.
KittyMommy 2 years ago
Stupid prep meds had me double dragon for a couple hours. I will do anything to not have to take them again
Load More Replies... KittyMommy 2 years ago
When you prep for a colonoscopy they want your intestines to be empty. They give you meds to make sure you're empty. You spend a LOT of time in the bathroom after they kick in
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bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Why the screen? Is your husband performing the colonoscopy?
Philip Strickland 2 years ago
I think the tv screen is because so her wife won’t get bored while she in the bathroom for hrs on end
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This Is How My Husband Left His Boots. He Scared Me So Much
#59
This Is What I Saw At My Local Grocery Store On Valentine's Day
Lene 2 years ago
Am I the only woman who doesn't like getting flowers? I mean.... I would rather get something that shows that my SO actually cares enough about me to know what I would be really happy about (something for a hobby of mine, some music I like.... pretty much anything lasting that he knows I will love). Am I a weirdo here???? Genuinely curious.
#60
I Had To Beg My Wife For This
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
I'm reversing my vasectomy so I can have another kid and get this painting above their crib. #worthit
Małgorzata Nowaczyk 2 years ago
where's little painted kitty for vigo? ngl kid looks terrified
#61
My Husband Tried To Plant A Sophia (Golden Girls) Chia Pet. This Is The Result. It Looks Terrifying
Jesse Setliffe 2 years ago
I think you mean he accidentally made the best Halloween decoration I've seen!
#62
This Is What My Girlfriend Will Be Waking Up To In The Morning
Kare Deter 2 years ago
I once had a nightmare that one of those things threw a chair at me
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Plunge it in place until you hear the crunch. Then call the exterminator. I’m married to one, and have been educated in pest control enough to know that if you see one roach, you better believe there are hundreds more you don’t see, so get a pest tech in to eradicate them. It’s messy, but thorough, if they’re really good at it.
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
My dumb a*s wouldn’t believe the sign, so I would lift it up 😕 Guess I just don’t trust them!
#63
My Boyfriend's Attempt At Flipping A Pancake Didn't Go Too Well
#64
I Overheard My Wife Grumbling About How The Doorknob Only Works If You Turn It Left. Instead Of Fixing It, I Printed Some Stickers. She Approves
#65
I Found Our Toilet Like This Today. My Boyfriend Is A Funny Guy
#66
I Think This Is My Boyfriend's Idea Of Being Funny
#67
If The Wings Would've Been Cooked, She Might've Actually Just Laughed This Off
David Hale 2 years ago
If it's sn actual joke, that would be fine...with two exceptions. First, don't put that on raw chicken. Second, actually get the correct item. Someone would be PO'd that you didn't bring home what she asked for.
Mark Mark 2 years ago
Don't worry, I don't think you can contract e-coli vaginally.
Load More Replies... Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
My problem is he put that box of pads on top of raw chicken pack. I'd rather not have something that go on or in body come in contact with chicken juice. I know there are couple of plastic wrapping between two but personally that's not enough for me.
Loverboy 2 years ago
You took this picture at the grocery store so you obviously knew it was going to happen and you knew what she meant. I don't find this one as funny
Kosh1k 2 years ago (edited)
Doubt the entire thing actually happened - He prob just saw both items at the grocery store and realized the potential for a joke.
Load More Replies... Susan Robinson 2 years ago
You dared to do this while she had her period?! Are you still breathing?
AliJanx 2 years ago
In all fairness, figuring out the "feminine products" aisle is as difficult as manufacturers can make it.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
That's when you video call the woman you are suppose to buy said product for and have them instruct you which one to get. Or take a picture of empty box at home or have it texted to you. I mean that's what I do, video call my wife or have a picture of box o my phone.
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I Asked My Husband To Whip Some Heavy Cream. I Heard Strange Noises And Walked In On This
Belladonna.dreams 2 years ago
I have a kitchen aid. Its the only reason I make whipped cream. This is perfect if you don't have a mixer
Christof Irran 2 years ago
And conversely, you can stick a drill bit in your mixer instead of the whips and can actually drill a hole that way.
#69
My Husband Made For Me A Van Gogh Birthday Cake, And I Love It
#70
My Husband Presented Me With Beef And Broccoli For Dinner. His Plating Skills Are Ridiculous
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
Better than blue waffle. (do not look it up at work or anywhere else)
#71
I Was Taking A Photo Of My Girlfriend In The Sea And Then Realised So Was Every Other Instagram Boyfriend
Jason 2 years ago
I mean influencers are in a special category but I wouldn't wish death on them
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My Husband Thinks This Is Funny And Clever
#73
My Color Blind Husband Did The Laundry
Eva Kašu 2 years ago
I´m not color blind and this is a success for me in the morning - Same pattern or about the same size? you have nothing to complain about, girl.
CrazyKnitter 2 years ago (edited)
All I care about is the same foot feeling. I never feel the need to pattern match. Very few people notice anyway. (Also I can procrastinate on knitting the second sock and not feel bad about it)
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meowi.anne 2 years ago
I don't get it I do my own laundry, am not color blind and still wear mismatched socks on a regular basis
#74
After Being With My Girlfriend For Almost 8 Years, I Finally Made It Into The Family Calendar
#75
We Are Newlyweds, And Today Was The First Time That I Saw Her Hair In The Shower, So I Had To Do Something With It
Momma Panda 2 years ago
Not passive aggressive, we just forget to clean it. I usually put it on the corner of the shower, so I can see it when I get out and remember to throw it away. If we let it go to the drain it becomes clogged within 3 hair washing days.
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#76
My Wife Told Me To Grab A Handful Of Oreos, But She Didn't Realize I Could Grip The Whole Row One Handed
Nay Wilson 2 years ago
That’s my kind of handful 🙂 what about him though, what will he be eating? 😉
#77
My Wife Joked About Deserving A Trophy For Doing Basic Things, So I Made It Happen
#78
My Husband Suggested Deviled Eggs For Lunch Today
#79
Last Month I Posted A Picture Of My Wife And Said That I Would Frame It In My House. Well, Here It Is
Kimbowa 2 years ago
Aw. I don’t know if that’s a sneeze but the first one is like my photo of my son and I and even though I look exhausted in it it’s my favorite picture.
Lene 2 years ago
Some of my fav pics of me is also from just after I got my kids. I look like I could sleep for a week but I also look so happy :)
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Making Tea For My Wife And I In The Dark. I Grabbed Two Tea Bags That I Thought Were The Same. Not So Sure Who Got Which Tea
#81
I've Been Feeling Anxious And Depressed Ever Since I Didn't Pass An Important Exam. My Boyfriend Has Been Helping Me Cope With Funny Pictures
#82
My Wife Said I'd Never Find A Use For A Label Maker. I Can't Wait To Present Her With This Award And Prove Her Wrong
Susan Robinson 2 years ago
Wow, so I guess label makers have changed in the 20+ years since I have used one!
#83
I Bought My Wife A Gift
VonBlade 2 years ago
Her mouth says mad, but her eyes are laughing hard. Everyone looks cuter when they're smiling. (Also I need that book)
Crazy Cookie 2 years ago
I saw my mother reading this and wasn’t sure wether to laugh or ask if she needs to talk about it
#84
I Grabbed Myself A Midnight Treat Last Night. Apparently, This Is How My Husband Eats Ice Cream. Like A Psycho
Jeremy James 2 years ago
I have a spoon like that in my drawer, but I don't know what it's for. It only gets used if it's the last clean spoon. Is it for making decorative pats of butter?
Lynn Morello 2 years ago
That spoon is a Dessert spoon for serving up, A sugar spoon for dishing out, a butter spoon for presentation and a fancy spoon for, just that. Usually in silver
Phoenix(or nix)they/them 2 years ago
Agreed. Psycho. We must restrain him down to a hospital bed. No, in a padded room for extra measure for this heinous crime.
#85
My Husband Saw Someone Using The Zuck Lockscreen In The Wild Today
#86
When Your Husband Is Crafty But Ridiculous. He Made This Yesterday And Put It On The Front Door
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Appropriate on a frat house front door. But his frat house days are behind him. He can hang it in his man cave, the front door needs to stay respectable.
#87
My Husband Packed A Special Treat For My Lunch
#88
Husband's Turn To Cook. I Pop In The Kitchen For A Moment, And He Says We Are Out Of Breadcrumbs. I Said: "No Problem, You Can Use Crackers As A Substitute"
#89
I Asked My Husband To Hang The Mirror Above My Dresser
#90
My Husband Likes To Play Jenga In The Fridge
#91
My Carnivore Husband Bought Some New Deli "Meat" Because It Said It's Unreal. He Thought They Meant The Taste
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Yep! I love meat, and I think some of the new Unreal/Impossible stuff is pretty good!
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#92
My Husband Thought It Would Be Funny To Get The Lucky Charms Marshmallows
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
After it’s been sitting in the back of the fridge for about 6 months, and evolving new life forms.
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#94
My Husband Loves To Make Regular Old Things "Fancy" For Me. First, It Was A Bowl Of Cheez-Its In The Fridge. Last Night, He Fixed Me Water With A Pineapple Leaf Inside
#95
I'm Out Here Supporting My Wife On Her Journey To A Healthier Lifestyle
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Sinkvenice 2 years ago
It was my 40th birthday a mere one month into my relationship with my then boyfriend but I was in France visiting my parents. He sent me a video of himself performing a full strip tease wearing a Boba Fett helmet, to the tune of Tom Jones' You Can Leave Your Hat On. Suffice to say, he is now my husband :-D
VonBlade 2 years ago
I'd definitely do most of these but my partner thinks it's stupid rather than endearing, so I don't.
Florence O'Grady 2 years ago
You might want to think about getting a new partner. Having a sense of humor is important in a relationship.
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Sinkvenice 2 years ago
It was my 40th birthday a mere one month into my relationship with my then boyfriend but I was in France visiting my parents. He sent me a video of himself performing a full strip tease wearing a Boba Fett helmet, to the tune of Tom Jones' You Can Leave Your Hat On. Suffice to say, he is now my husband :-D
VonBlade 2 years ago
I'd definitely do most of these but my partner thinks it's stupid rather than endearing, so I don't.
Florence O'Grady 2 years ago
You might want to think about getting a new partner. Having a sense of humor is important in a relationship.
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