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#2

My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

Final score:

495points

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Ben Smith 6 years ago

That's awesome. Love the dedication

138points

#3

My Wife’s Face On Our Wedding Day Compared To When She Met Rob...

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494points

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Andreas Liveris 6 years ago

It’s not who is next to her but who she is looking at. 1st picture: the photographer 2nd picture: most probably you, the husband So there you have it

71points

#4

Watching My Girlfriend's Tortoise While She's On Vacation. She Told Me To Keep Him Out Of Trouble

Final score:

493points

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Hamdhaan Hassan 6 years ago

he watched turtle porn

162points

#5

Had Minor Surgery Today. My Husband Didn't Want To Take Any Chances So He Wrote Instructions On My Arms And Legs

Final score:

487points

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Maike 6 years ago

hahahahaha, this needs more upvotes! Best. Husband. ever.

140points

#6

I Ask My Husband If He Realises He Has Never Actually Painted Us Both In The Same Painting So He Paints This Masterpiece

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487points

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Maike 6 years ago

A for commitment, also this is what marriage looks like, a little bit gross a lot comfortable and much trust that what happens in the home stays in the... o wait sorry.

145points

#7

My Girlfriend Took A Pic At The Dallas Aquarium. I Took A Pic At Target. They're Virtually Indistinguishable

Final score:

443points

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Maike 6 years ago

hahahahahah now thats a good one!

101points

#8

My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

Final score:

436points

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Maike 6 years ago

i don`t understand why, all the most important facts are there

148points

#9

This Is What Happens When You Let Your Boyfriend Take The Cat To The Groomer

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400points

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ADHORTATOR 6 years ago

Catzilla

131points

#10

My Wife Didn't Want To Take Maternity Pictures, So I Hired A Photographer And Took Her Place

Final score:

374points

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Lara B. 6 years ago

This is so awesome :D

91points

#11

My Girlfriend Said If I Could Find Uglier Footwear, She Would Stop Poking Fun At My Crocs

Final score:

340points

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Mikleo 6 years ago

New challenge. Find uglier footwear than those fish.

101points

#12

My Boyfriend Of 7 Years And I Are Both Physicists. Here's How He Proposed To Me

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334points

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offline 6 years ago

adorable!!

83points

#13

The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

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312points

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Maike 6 years ago

thats at least very original

77points

#14

When My Wife Asked Me To "Touch Up" Our Engagement Photos

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302points

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Mhiller17 6 years ago

Much better

74points

#15

I Got Married Last Week, My Wife Wanted Me To Only Take Serious Pictures With My Groomsman

Final score:

301points

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Maike 6 years ago

mission accomplished!

69points

#16

Boyfriend

Final score:

292points

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Sarah K 6 years ago

You're weird for wasting your time judging total strangers you know nothing about.

24points

#17

This Is How You Support A Marathoning Girlfriend

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290points

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Lara B. 6 years ago

I really love this one :)

56points

#18

The Way This Husband Is Thankful To His Wife And Children

Final score:

278points

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panic!atTheYeemo 6 years ago

i feel this way everyday! i write so my friends are always bugging me! shut the f**k up, you cant rush art!!! AHHHH!

50points

#19

My Newly-Wed Friend Left This For His Wife

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277points

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Neeraj Jha 6 years ago

Genius! Btw, is he still married?

87points

#20

Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

Final score:

276points

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Maike 6 years ago

do not touch the crime scene!

69points

#21

My Girlfriend Was Out Of Town So My Dog And I Finally Had The Dinner We're Always Putting Off

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258points

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Maike 6 years ago

The Dog looks as if he thinks: quit fooling yourself man you know we need her, you better make sure she comes back! Also the wine does not go well with my stew.

109points

#22

My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

Final score:

222points

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CatShatBrix 6 years ago

‘Love is like a fart. If you force it, it’s probably c**p.’ -Ryan Higa

132points

#23

Heard My Husband Telling The Dog To Stay Still In The Kitchen, Walked In And This Greeted Me

Final score:

221points

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Neeraj Jha 6 years ago

That dog's expression is like, I am tired of his s**t..

93points

#24

I Start My Dream Job Tomorrow (Maternity Nursing). Here's The Cake My Boyfriend Got Me To Celebrate

Final score:

220points

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Maike 6 years ago

how cool is that?

53points

#25

"Sex After 40" Book Prank

Final score:

218points

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Maike 6 years ago

well this jokes on you, if she takes this seriously...

88points

#26

My Brother Was Sad His Girlfriend Couldn't Come To Our Halloween Party, So He Came As Both Of Them

Final score:

214points

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Jef Bateman 6 years ago

Is your brother Matthew Broderick?

63points

#27

I Bought My Wife A Necklace For Christmas. The Guy Asked Me If I Would Like It Gift Wrapped. I Told Him Yes And Asked Him To Make It Look As Horrible As Possible. He Pulled Out A Roll Of Tape And Said "As You Wish Sir"

I Bought My Wife A Necklace For Christmas. The Guy Asked Me If I Would Like It Gift Wrapped. I Told Him Yes And Asked Him To Make It Look As Horrible As Possible. He Pulled Out A Roll Of Tape And Said "As You Wish Sir"

Final score:

212points

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Maike 6 years ago

why was he even prepared for this? i had to ask.

13points

#28

My Wife Looked Menacing While Throwing Her Bouquet, So I Used My Few Skills In PS To Fit The Mood

Final score:

211points

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Cat Lady 6 years ago

This looks really freaking cool

68points

#29

Fell Asleep In The RV. Husband Got All The Kids To Scream At Once. I Woke Up To This. Still Not Talking To Those Assholes

Final score:

207points

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ADHORTATOR 6 years ago

This is pure gold!

62points

#30

I Got Bored And Turned On The Motion Detection On Our Nanny Cam And Set It Email My Wife While She's At Work Tonight. Then I Dressed Up In An Old Halloween Mask And Set My Plan Into Motion. My Ear Is Still Bleeding From Her Phone Call. But Yet I Can't Wait To Buy More Masks.

I Got Bored And Turned On The Motion Detection On Our Nanny Cam And Set It Email My Wife While She's At Work Tonight. Then I Dressed Up In An Old Halloween Mask And Set My Plan Into Motion. My Ear Is Still Bleeding From Her Phone Call. But Yet I Can't Wait To Buy More Masks.

Final score:

203points

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Maike 6 years ago

hahahaaaaa that kid is absolutely casual about this...

78points

#31

So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'

Final score:

199points

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Hamdhaan Hassan 6 years ago

hahaha the look on her face

65points

#32

So I Sent My Husband An Email Asking What He Would Like For Dinner, But I Forgot A Space In Between Quesadillas And Or. This Is The Response I Received

Final score:

188points

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Alysha Jones 6 years ago

This deserves way more up votes!

69points

#33

For The Past Two Years, Anything Sitting In Our Garage That The Wife Says We Can't Get Rid Of, I've Hung As "Art" In Our Otherwise Useless Front Room

Final score:

185points

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Lucida 6 years ago

Love it!

44points

#34

Today My Boyfriend Bought A Label Maker

Final score:

177points

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Maike 6 years ago

lets jus say you better sleep with one eye open from now on.

49points

#35

My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today

Final score:

173points

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Ashley Say Wha?!? 6 years ago

So funny! I'm guessing in return he wants you to dress up as the princess in that sexy two piece number ;)

43points

#36

My Girlfriend Asked For A Dick Pic. I Sent Her This

Final score:

172points

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Steve Bowman 6 years ago

You hammered it home, dude.

58points

#37

My Wife Is Stuck At Work Today, So Me And The Cat Texted Her Some Selfies

Final score:

170points

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Alia Gail 6 years ago

the cat was happy up until he put glasses on them lol

35points

#38

Girlfriend Said To Print Off A Nice Picture Of Our Dog And A "Normal" Picture Of Her Friend's Dog And It Better Not Be Photoshopped. So I Made These

Final score:

167points

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Carole Strawn 6 years ago

Awesome!!!

30points

#39

Printed And Attached To Wife's Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn't Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes

Final score:

166points

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Maike 6 years ago

this is so funny

32points

#40

My Boyfriend Thinks He's Soo Funny

Final score:

162points

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6 years ago

HILARIOUS

31points

#41

My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

Final score:

159points

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Lara B. 6 years ago

You, sir, are an a**hole :D

66points

#42

So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I'm Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!

Final score:

158points

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Kristel Bijnen 6 years ago

This needs to be higher up!

17points

#43

Met Sean Astin At A Comic-Con. I Told Him My Wife Cries At The End Of 'Fellowship Of The Ring,' When Sam Chases After Frodo's Boat, Every Time. This Was The Autograph I Got

Final score:

157points

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ADHORTATOR 6 years ago

nice guy :-)

44points

#44

My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today

Final score:

156points

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Neeraj Jha 6 years ago

The smile says that she is sporty about it...

42points

#45

Dinner For Two. My Girlfriend's Been Out Of The Country For A Little Too Long

Final score:

155points

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BoredBirgit 6 years ago

Like the smaller drinking glass for kitty

62points

#46

Picking A Fight With My Wife

Final score:

151points

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aneys 6 years ago

Some men want to watch the world burn.

90points

#47

My Boyfriend Thinks It's Funny To Piss Me Off By Figuring Out What Outfit I'm Wearing Out With Him And Matching It

Final score:

150points

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Maike 6 years ago

first picture: cat likes it, second picture: cat is confused and also judgung you.

64points

#48

Thought I Looked Cute As Hell Today And My Boyfriend Told Me I Look Like Pinhead Larry

Final score:

150points

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pikachu 6 years ago

I agree with him, but it's really funny. Please don't take offence

55points

#49

I Wore This Custom Shirt During My Wife's Labor. Wife Was Not Amused

Final score:

149points

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panic!atTheYeemo 6 years ago

Its all fun and games till she punches you in the stomach because she agrees.

52points

#50

Husband Bought Me A New T-Shirt To Wear When I Go Sporting

Final score:

140points

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Bway_Gonnabe11 6 years ago

I NEED THIS

43points

#51

My Girlffriend Said She Wanted Comfort Food. I Present: The Cheese Couch

Final score:

139points

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BoredBirgit 6 years ago

I'd appreciate that.

39points

#52

My Wife Was Mad At Me Because I Hadn't Updated My Cover Photo On Facebook To Include Our New Daughter Yet

Final score:

131points

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Maike 6 years ago

she`ll bring honor to you all!

46points

#53

I Made This For My Wife. After Nearly 20 Years Valentines Are Hard

Final score:

130points

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read041 6 years ago

Ans they say romance dies the longer your married. lol

31points

#54

My Wife Wasn't Impressed. Still Worth It

Final score:

129points

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Ben Smith 6 years ago

Oh those wacky Canadians

41points

#55

My Husband Everyone

Final score:

128points

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ADHORTATOR 6 years ago

sincere and sweet

35points

#56

I Just Had Twin Girls, This Is Their First Night Light. My Wife Was Not As Enthused As I Was

Final score:

122points

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PsychoPrincess 6 years ago

Thats amazing!!!

42points

#57

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

Final score:

121points

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N G 6 years ago

*and she uses it to strangle her boyfriend

47points

#58

This Is What My Boyfriend Did To Prevent Me From Snooping Before He Proposed

Final score:

119points

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Susan Gardner 6 years ago

Nice ring box though :)

20points

#59

My Wife Was All, "You Gotta Help Me Get Things Ready For The Baby"

Final score:

116points

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ADHORTATOR 6 years ago

Who you gonna call?

27points

#60

Won A Trip To Puerto Rico And Couldn't Take My Wife. Didn't Have A Single Second Of Fun

Final score:

116points

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Angie Hamilton 6 years ago

This is years ago, I'm just wondering who take all these photos for this guy

35points

#61

I Got My Girlfriend A 3 Ct. Ring For Christmas. She Was Not Happy

Final score:

115points

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Ciara McMurdo-Farr 6 years ago

so sweet though

4points

#62

So I Asked My Boyfriend To Make A Flyer For My Massage Business, Using Stock Photos That Were Zen/Massage Related. He Decided To Combine The Two. Doing It Right

Final score:

113points

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AmetRaven 6 years ago

I am creeped out - LOL

14points

#63

When You Open The Webcam Program On My Computer, The Last Images Captured Are Shown. Looks Like My Husband Drank A Little Too Much Last Night

Final score:

109points

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Maike 6 years ago

hahahaahahaha i laughed so hard i cried! what is the backstory on this one?

19points

#64

Told My Husband I Would Only Wear This Again If He Did First, He Sent Me This Picture And Just Said "Check And Mate"

Final score:

107points

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Erin Zelnio 6 years ago

Never, ever say something like that to a man. You will always regret it.

40points

#65

Trying To Sent Subtle Hints To My Wife Last Night

Final score:

107points

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Maike 6 years ago

(steve irwin voice)-so guys: here we see the northamerican husband courting his female, now lets be very quiet so we can watch what happens next this should be really good, ... crickey!

88points