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It's easy to get complacent in a relationship, which is why it's important to spice things up every once in awhile. Some men take their significant others out for a spontaneous romantic dinner for example. Others come home with bouquets of flowers, not to say "i'm sorry" but simply to say "you rock." And some men like to keep things interesting by leaving cardboard cutouts of clowns in the washing machine and pretending to cut their partner's hair off when they've got their back turned. After all, nothing says "I love you" quite as much as a good old practical joke...right?

Scroll down for more examples, compiled by Bored Panda, of men who are willing to risk their relationship for the sake of a laugh or two. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

#1

When My Wife Leaves Town, I Get Bored. Six Days Into Her Vacation I Joked "I'm Going To Have A Formal Dinner With The Cats." Then I Thought About It For A While

When My Wife Leaves Town, I Get Bored. Six Days Into Her Vacation I Joked "I'm Going To Have A Formal Dinner With The Cats." Then I Thought About It For A While

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Maike
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don`t they all look dapper in their Tuxedos... Cats are like: At least someone who understands how we should dine...

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#2

My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

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#3

My Wife’s Face On Our Wedding Day Compared To When She Met Rob...

My Wife’s Face On Our Wedding Day Compared To When She Met Rob...

TheNervousPoops Report

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Andreas Liveris
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s not who is next to her but who she is looking at. 1st picture: the photographer 2nd picture: most probably you, the husband So there you have it

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#4

Watching My Girlfriend's Tortoise While She's On Vacation. She Told Me To Keep Him Out Of Trouble

Watching My Girlfriend's Tortoise While She's On Vacation. She Told Me To Keep Him Out Of Trouble

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#5

Had Minor Surgery Today. My Husband Didn't Want To Take Any Chances So He Wrote Instructions On My Arms And Legs

Had Minor Surgery Today. My Husband Didn't Want To Take Any Chances So He Wrote Instructions On My Arms And Legs

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Maike
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahahahaha, this needs more upvotes! Best. Husband. ever.

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#6

I Ask My Husband If He Realises He Has Never Actually Painted Us Both In The Same Painting So He Paints This Masterpiece

I Ask My Husband If He Realises He Has Never Actually Painted Us Both In The Same Painting So He Paints This Masterpiece

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Maike
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A for commitment, also this is what marriage looks like, a little bit gross a lot comfortable and much trust that what happens in the home stays in the... o wait sorry.

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#7

My Girlfriend Took A Pic At The Dallas Aquarium. I Took A Pic At Target. They're Virtually Indistinguishable

My Girlfriend Took A Pic At The Dallas Aquarium. I Took A Pic At Target. They're Virtually Indistinguishable

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#8

My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

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#9

This Is What Happens When You Let Your Boyfriend Take The Cat To The Groomer

This Is What Happens When You Let Your Boyfriend Take The Cat To The Groomer

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#10

My Wife Didn't Want To Take Maternity Pictures, So I Hired A Photographer And Took Her Place

My Wife Didn't Want To Take Maternity Pictures, So I Hired A Photographer And Took Her Place

DruishPrincess69 Report

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#11

My Girlfriend Said If I Could Find Uglier Footwear, She Would Stop Poking Fun At My Crocs

My Girlfriend Said If I Could Find Uglier Footwear, She Would Stop Poking Fun At My Crocs

TrentWatts Report

#12

My Boyfriend Of 7 Years And I Are Both Physicists. Here's How He Proposed To Me

My Boyfriend Of 7 Years And I Are Both Physicists. Here's How He Proposed To Me

bogus_wheel Report

#13

The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

Nessie_Assassin Report

#14

When My Wife Asked Me To "Touch Up" Our Engagement Photos

When My Wife Asked Me To "Touch Up" Our Engagement Photos

thexyzaffair Report

#15

I Got Married Last Week, My Wife Wanted Me To Only Take Serious Pictures With My Groomsman

I Got Married Last Week, My Wife Wanted Me To Only Take Serious Pictures With My Groomsman

goosse Report

#16

Boyfriend

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Sarah K
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're weird for wasting your time judging total strangers you know nothing about.

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#17

This Is How You Support A Marathoning Girlfriend

This Is How You Support A Marathoning Girlfriend

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#18

The Way This Husband Is Thankful To His Wife And Children

The Way This Husband Is Thankful To His Wife And Children

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panic!atTheYeemo
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i feel this way everyday! i write so my friends are always bugging me! shut the f**k up, you cant rush art!!! AHHHH!

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#19

My Newly-Wed Friend Left This For His Wife

My Newly-Wed Friend Left This For His Wife

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#20

Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

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#21

My Girlfriend Was Out Of Town So My Dog And I Finally Had The Dinner We're Always Putting Off

My Girlfriend Was Out Of Town So My Dog And I Finally Had The Dinner We're Always Putting Off

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Maike
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Dog looks as if he thinks: quit fooling yourself man you know we need her, you better make sure she comes back! Also the wine does not go well with my stew.

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#22

My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

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CatShatBrix
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

‘Love is like a fart. If you force it, it’s probably c**p.’ -Ryan Higa

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#23

Heard My Husband Telling The Dog To Stay Still In The Kitchen, Walked In And This Greeted Me

Heard My Husband Telling The Dog To Stay Still In The Kitchen, Walked In And This Greeted Me

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#24

I Start My Dream Job Tomorrow (Maternity Nursing). Here's The Cake My Boyfriend Got Me To Celebrate

I Start My Dream Job Tomorrow (Maternity Nursing). Here's The Cake My Boyfriend Got Me To Celebrate

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#25

"Sex After 40" Book Prank

"Sex After 40" Book Prank

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#26

My Brother Was Sad His Girlfriend Couldn't Come To Our Halloween Party, So He Came As Both Of Them

My Brother Was Sad His Girlfriend Couldn't Come To Our Halloween Party, So He Came As Both Of Them

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#27

I Bought My Wife A Necklace For Christmas. The Guy Asked Me If I Would Like It Gift Wrapped. I Told Him Yes And Asked Him To Make It Look As Horrible As Possible. He Pulled Out A Roll Of Tape And Said "As You Wish Sir"

I Bought My Wife A Necklace For Christmas. The Guy Asked Me If I Would Like It Gift Wrapped. I Told Him Yes And Asked Him To Make It Look As Horrible As Possible. He Pulled Out A Roll Of Tape And Said "As You Wish Sir"

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#28

My Wife Looked Menacing While Throwing Her Bouquet, So I Used My Few Skills In PS To Fit The Mood

My Wife Looked Menacing While Throwing Her Bouquet, So I Used My Few Skills In PS To Fit The Mood

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#29

Fell Asleep In The RV. Husband Got All The Kids To Scream At Once. I Woke Up To This. Still Not Talking To Those Assholes

Fell Asleep In The RV. Husband Got All The Kids To Scream At Once. I Woke Up To This. Still Not Talking To Those Assholes

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#30

I Got Bored And Turned On The Motion Detection On Our Nanny Cam And Set It Email My Wife While She's At Work Tonight. Then I Dressed Up In An Old Halloween Mask And Set My Plan Into Motion. My Ear Is Still Bleeding From Her Phone Call. But Yet I Can't Wait To Buy More Masks.

I Got Bored And Turned On The Motion Detection On Our Nanny Cam And Set It Email My Wife While She's At Work Tonight. Then I Dressed Up In An Old Halloween Mask And Set My Plan Into Motion. My Ear Is Still Bleeding From Her Phone Call. But Yet I Can't Wait To Buy More Masks.

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#31

So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'

So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'

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#32

So I Sent My Husband An Email Asking What He Would Like For Dinner, But I Forgot A Space In Between Quesadillas And Or. This Is The Response I Received

So I Sent My Husband An Email Asking What He Would Like For Dinner, But I Forgot A Space In Between Quesadillas And Or. This Is The Response I Received

Penguin_Logic Report

#33

For The Past Two Years, Anything Sitting In Our Garage That The Wife Says We Can't Get Rid Of, I've Hung As "Art" In Our Otherwise Useless Front Room

For The Past Two Years, Anything Sitting In Our Garage That The Wife Says We Can't Get Rid Of, I've Hung As "Art" In Our Otherwise Useless Front Room

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#34

Today My Boyfriend Bought A Label Maker

Today My Boyfriend Bought A Label Maker

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#35

My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today

My Boyfriend Thought He'd Give Me A Sexy Surprise After Work Today

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So funny! I'm guessing in return he wants you to dress up as the princess in that sexy two piece number ;)

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#36

My Girlfriend Asked For A Dick Pic. I Sent Her This

My Girlfriend Asked For A Dick Pic. I Sent Her This

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#37

My Wife Is Stuck At Work Today, So Me And The Cat Texted Her Some Selfies

My Wife Is Stuck At Work Today, So Me And The Cat Texted Her Some Selfies

ozettes Report

#38

Girlfriend Said To Print Off A Nice Picture Of Our Dog And A "Normal" Picture Of Her Friend's Dog And It Better Not Be Photoshopped. So I Made These

Girlfriend Said To Print Off A Nice Picture Of Our Dog And A "Normal" Picture Of Her Friend's Dog And It Better Not Be Photoshopped. So I Made These

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#39

Printed And Attached To Wife's Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn't Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes

Printed And Attached To Wife's Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn't Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes

PriebeWoodworks Report

#40

My Boyfriend Thinks He's Soo Funny

My Boyfriend Thinks He's Soo Funny

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#41

My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

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#42

So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I'm Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!

So My Pregnant Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Pics Of Things That Remind Me Of Her While I'm Over Here In Dubai. Nailed It!

Chuckedup Report

#43

Met Sean Astin At A Comic-Con. I Told Him My Wife Cries At The End Of 'Fellowship Of The Ring,' When Sam Chases After Frodo's Boat, Every Time. This Was The Autograph I Got

Met Sean Astin At A Comic-Con. I Told Him My Wife Cries At The End Of 'Fellowship Of The Ring,' When Sam Chases After Frodo's Boat, Every Time. This Was The Autograph I Got

thejohnblog Report

#44

My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today

My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let's Just Say She's Pretty Happy Today

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#45

Dinner For Two. My Girlfriend's Been Out Of The Country For A Little Too Long

Dinner For Two. My Girlfriend's Been Out Of The Country For A Little Too Long

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#46

Picking A Fight With My Wife

Picking A Fight With My Wife

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#47

My Boyfriend Thinks It's Funny To Piss Me Off By Figuring Out What Outfit I'm Wearing Out With Him And Matching It

My Boyfriend Thinks It's Funny To Piss Me Off By Figuring Out What Outfit I'm Wearing Out With Him And Matching It

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Maike
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

first picture: cat likes it, second picture: cat is confused and also judgung you.

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#48

Thought I Looked Cute As Hell Today And My Boyfriend Told Me I Look Like Pinhead Larry

Thought I Looked Cute As Hell Today And My Boyfriend Told Me I Look Like Pinhead Larry

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree with him, but it's really funny. Please don't take offence

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#49

I Wore This Custom Shirt During My Wife's Labor. Wife Was Not Amused

I Wore This Custom Shirt During My Wife's Labor. Wife Was Not Amused

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#51

My Girlffriend Said She Wanted Comfort Food. I Present: The Cheese Couch

My Girlffriend Said She Wanted Comfort Food. I Present: The Cheese Couch

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#52

My Wife Was Mad At Me Because I Hadn't Updated My Cover Photo On Facebook To Include Our New Daughter Yet

My Wife Was Mad At Me Because I Hadn't Updated My Cover Photo On Facebook To Include Our New Daughter Yet

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#53

I Made This For My Wife. After Nearly 20 Years Valentines Are Hard

I Made This For My Wife. After Nearly 20 Years Valentines Are Hard

Babycheezles Report

#56

I Just Had Twin Girls, This Is Their First Night Light. My Wife Was Not As Enthused As I Was

I Just Had Twin Girls, This Is Their First Night Light. My Wife Was Not As Enthused As I Was

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#57

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

When You Ask For A Golden Retriever For Your Birthday And Your Boyfriend Gets You This

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#58

This Is What My Boyfriend Did To Prevent Me From Snooping Before He Proposed

This Is What My Boyfriend Did To Prevent Me From Snooping Before He Proposed

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#59

My Wife Was All, "You Gotta Help Me Get Things Ready For The Baby"

My Wife Was All, "You Gotta Help Me Get Things Ready For The Baby"

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#60

Won A Trip To Puerto Rico And Couldn't Take My Wife. Didn't Have A Single Second Of Fun

Won A Trip To Puerto Rico And Couldn't Take My Wife. Didn't Have A Single Second Of Fun

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#61

I Got My Girlfriend A 3 Ct. Ring For Christmas. She Was Not Happy

I Got My Girlfriend A 3 Ct. Ring For Christmas. She Was Not Happy

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#62

So I Asked My Boyfriend To Make A Flyer For My Massage Business, Using Stock Photos That Were Zen/Massage Related. He Decided To Combine The Two. Doing It Right

So I Asked My Boyfriend To Make A Flyer For My Massage Business, Using Stock Photos That Were Zen/Massage Related. He Decided To Combine The Two. Doing It Right

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#63

When You Open The Webcam Program On My Computer, The Last Images Captured Are Shown. Looks Like My Husband Drank A Little Too Much Last Night

When You Open The Webcam Program On My Computer, The Last Images Captured Are Shown. Looks Like My Husband Drank A Little Too Much Last Night

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Maike
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahahaahahaha i laughed so hard i cried! what is the backstory on this one?

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#64

Told My Husband I Would Only Wear This Again If He Did First, He Sent Me This Picture And Just Said "Check And Mate"

Told My Husband I Would Only Wear This Again If He Did First, He Sent Me This Picture And Just Said "Check And Mate"

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#65

Trying To Sent Subtle Hints To My Wife Last Night

Trying To Sent Subtle Hints To My Wife Last Night

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Maike
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(steve irwin voice)-so guys: here we see the northamerican husband courting his female, now lets be very quiet so we can watch what happens next this should be really good, ... crickey!

#66

My Apple Watch From Last Christmas Was Stolen, My Boyfriend Got Me A Replacement This Year That Doesn't Have That Risk

My Apple Watch From Last Christmas Was Stolen, My Boyfriend Got Me A Replacement This Year That Doesn't Have That Risk

aGirlHasNo_username Report

#67

My Wife Said I Could Decorate The Guest Bathroom As My Own. Multiple Screams Have Ensued

My Wife Said I Could Decorate The Guest Bathroom As My Own. Multiple Screams Have Ensued

ChefCthulhu Report

#68

My Wife Wasn't As Excited As Me For My Fortune

My Wife Wasn't As Excited As Me For My Fortune

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#69

I Recently Sent My Boyfriend A Pizza With A Punny Message Attached. He Responded With This

I Recently Sent My Boyfriend A Pizza With A Punny Message Attached. He Responded With This

hilernothitler Report

#70

My Girlfriend Fell Asleep While Watching A Movie And Refused To Wake Back Up. Got Bored And Decided To Have Some Fun

My Girlfriend Fell Asleep While Watching A Movie And Refused To Wake Back Up. Got Bored And Decided To Have Some Fun

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#71

So I Told My Boyfriend He Looks Good In Purple, And He Goes To The Bathroom And Comes Back In This

So I Told My Boyfriend He Looks Good In Purple, And He Goes To The Bathroom And Comes Back In This

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#72

My Girlfriend Wanted A Sponge Cake - Still Not Sure What The Problem Was

My Girlfriend Wanted A Sponge Cake - Still Not Sure What The Problem Was

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#73

My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

My Wife Just Told Me She Is Pregnant, And Wanted A Toasty Shower. First Dad Joke Executed

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#74

My Boyfriend Surprised Me With A Fancy Shmancy Dinner

My Boyfriend Surprised Me With A Fancy Shmancy Dinner

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#75

Told My Boyfriend To Send Me Something Sexy

Told My Boyfriend To Send Me Something Sexy

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did this. I also am hairy. And shaving/waxing body hair is not something I prefer, no matter how much death threats I get from my girlfriend. :-|

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#76

My Husband Slid This Note Under The Bathroom Door. I Married Him For Good Reasons

My Husband Slid This Note Under The Bathroom Door. I Married Him For Good Reasons

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#77

When He Got The Suction Cup Thingy For My Shower I Was All "What Would I Use That For". Somebody Needs To Get My Boyfriend A Medal

When He Got The Suction Cup Thingy For My Shower I Was All "What Would I Use That For". Somebody Needs To Get My Boyfriend A Medal

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#78

My New Date Shirt. Wife Wasn't Impressed

My New Date Shirt. Wife Wasn't Impressed

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#79

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

My Wife Wanted Her Sandwich Cut In Half. She Was Non-Specific As To How

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#80

Boyfriend's Sense Of Humor

Boyfriend's Sense Of Humor

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#81

Wife Wanted A Family Portrait For Christmas. This Is What She Got

Wife Wanted A Family Portrait For Christmas. This Is What She Got

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#82

My Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Care Of Her Fly Problem

My Girlfriend Asked Me To Take Care Of Her Fly Problem

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#83

This Is How My Boyfriend "Took Care Of Me" When I Got Blacked Out

This Is How My Boyfriend "Took Care Of Me" When I Got Blacked Out

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#84

All Hell Broke Loose When I Realized My Hair Was The Same Color As My Girlfriend's Extensions

All Hell Broke Loose When I Realized My Hair Was The Same Color As My Girlfriend's Extensions

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#85

My Wife Said She Felt Like Her Ovaries Were Guns, Ready To Kill. I Drew Her This

My Wife Said She Felt Like Her Ovaries Were Guns, Ready To Kill. I Drew Her This

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#86

My Wife Asked How I Was Preparing For Our First Baby

My Wife Asked How I Was Preparing For Our First Baby

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#87

My Wife Wanted Jewelry For Christmas. Don't Think She'll Be Too Happy

My Wife Wanted Jewelry For Christmas. Don't Think She'll Be Too Happy

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#88

My Boyfriend Comes In The Bedroom Last Night Looking Like This Saying, "Wanna Have A Girls Night With Me?"

My Boyfriend Comes In The Bedroom Last Night Looking Like This Saying, "Wanna Have A Girls Night With Me?"

hell_on_heels Report

#89

My Wife Bought New Couch Pillows You Can Draw On. Immature Me Couldn't Resist

My Wife Bought New Couch Pillows You Can Draw On. Immature Me Couldn't Resist

____DEADPOOL_______ Report

#90

Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight

Girlfriend Told Me To Wear A Plain Tie To Dinner Tonight

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#91

I'm In NYC On A Girls' Weekend While My Husband Is At Home Helping A Friend Renovate His Kitchen. Here Is Our Text Exchange From Tonight. Not His Favorite Valentine's Day

I'm In NYC On A Girls' Weekend While My Husband Is At Home Helping A Friend Renovate His Kitchen. Here Is Our Text Exchange From Tonight. Not His Favorite Valentine's Day

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Duluth Trading Company. Real T-shirts for real working folks. (Longer tail, no crack).

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#92

I Bought My Wife A Dozen Roses For Valentine's Day, She Was Not Impressed

I Bought My Wife A Dozen Roses For Valentine's Day, She Was Not Impressed

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PsychoPrincess
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't drink but even I think this is more useful than flowers why do people spend $30 on something that dies

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#93

My Wife Works In Pharmacy And I'm Immature

My Wife Works In Pharmacy And I'm Immature

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#94

The Girlfriend Said She Wanted Something Round And Sparkly This Christmas. I Think I'll Get Her One Of These. Am I Doing This Right?

The Girlfriend Said She Wanted Something Round And Sparkly This Christmas. I Think I'll Get Her One Of These. Am I Doing This Right?

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#95

My New Girlfriend Said She'd Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate

My New Girlfriend Said She'd Never Fart In Front Of Me. She Let One Slip Last Night, So I Got Her A Cake To Celebrate

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#96

My Husband Is An Asshole

My Husband Is An Asshole

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Debbie Palmer
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not Captain Picard. That's Lieutenant Commander Worf from Star Trek TNG.

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#97

Sent A Picture Of What I Pumped To My Husband, This Was His Reply

Sent A Picture Of What I Pumped To My Husband, This Was His Reply

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#98

I Hit A Deer Last Saturday. My Husband Sent His Condolences From Out Of Town

I Hit A Deer Last Saturday. My Husband Sent His Condolences From Out Of Town

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#99

Couldn't Afford To Get My Wife A Lexus For Christmas So I Got One Of Their Bows Instead And Put It On Her Car

Couldn't Afford To Get My Wife A Lexus For Christmas So I Got One Of Their Bows Instead And Put It On Her Car

JeremyMcLellan Report

#100

Wife Asked Me To Pick Up Tampons For Her, This Could Be My Last Post

Wife Asked Me To Pick Up Tampons For Her, This Could Be My Last Post

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Maike
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not if you at least packed real tampons, if not farewell now!

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#101

Here Is What The Husband Did With The Sonogram

Here Is What The Husband Did With The Sonogram

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#102

Sent My Boyfriend A Picture Of Our Cat Sleeping, Got This One Back

Sent My Boyfriend A Picture Of Our Cat Sleeping, Got This One Back

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#103

I Asked My Husband If He Could Pack My Lunch This Morning. I Told Him To Surprise Me. This Will Be Lovely With My 2:00 Coffee

I Asked My Husband If He Could Pack My Lunch This Morning. I Told Him To Surprise Me. This Will Be Lovely With My 2:00 Coffee

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#104

I Swallowed A Tweezers. My Boyfriend Came To The Hospital To Meet Me Before Surgery And I Said 'Did You Say You Were Here For The Girl That Swallowed The Tweezers?' He Said 'Of Course! When Am I Ever Going To Be Able To Use That Line Again?!

I Swallowed A Tweezers. My Boyfriend Came To The Hospital To Meet Me Before Surgery And I Said 'Did You Say You Were Here For The Girl That Swallowed The Tweezers?' He Said 'Of Course! When Am I Ever Going To Be Able To Use That Line Again?!

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#105

My Husband Took Care Of Our House, Kids And Pets While I Was Away For 11 Days. I Came Home To These Signs Posted Everywhere

My Husband Took Care Of Our House, Kids And Pets While I Was Away For 11 Days. I Came Home To These Signs Posted Everywhere

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dad win!! Or husband win? I think these were more for the kids amusement anyway :P

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#106

Don't Think My Wife Realised Why I Had Her Look Away

Don't Think My Wife Realised Why I Had Her Look Away

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#107

My Husband Turned Lambies Head Around. He Thinks He's So Funny

My Husband Turned Lambies Head Around. He Thinks He's So Funny

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#108

Before My Wife Went Out Of Town She Asked Me To Buy New Sheets, " Nothing Gaudy"

Before My Wife Went Out Of Town She Asked Me To Buy New Sheets, " Nothing Gaudy"

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#109

My Boyfriend Got Me Good. With No Time To Remove Them I Was Forced To Drive My Car Like This. I Sounded Like A Giant Kazoo Driving Down The Road

My Boyfriend Got Me Good. With No Time To Remove Them I Was Forced To Drive My Car Like This. I Sounded Like A Giant Kazoo Driving Down The Road

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#110

My Wife Shares A Birthday With Hitler So I Made Her This Card

My Wife Shares A Birthday With Hitler So I Made Her This Card

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#111

Savage Boyfriend

Savage Boyfriend

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#112

My Wife Said She Needed A Hobby To Add Some Excitement To Her Life. I Suggested This:

My Wife Said She Needed A Hobby To Add Some Excitement To Her Life. I Suggested This:

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#113

This Is My Wife's Lunch Bag. I Have A Name For It. She Hates My Name For It

This Is My Wife's Lunch Bag. I Have A Name For It. She Hates My Name For It

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#114

While On My Computer My Boyfriend Walked Up Behind Me And Started Rubbing My Back. I Thought He Was Being Sweet, Then He Sent This Picture To My Phone

While On My Computer My Boyfriend Walked Up Behind Me And Started Rubbing My Back. I Thought He Was Being Sweet, Then He Sent This Picture To My Phone

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#115

Day 2: My Wife Still Does Not Realize She Is Being Watched As She Showers

Day 2: My Wife Still Does Not Realize She Is Being Watched As She Showers

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#116

My Husband Couldn't Wait To Show Me The Rock He Got Me For Our Anniversary. Should Have Remembered He's A Mining Engineer

My Husband Couldn't Wait To Show Me The Rock He Got Me For Our Anniversary. Should Have Remembered He's A Mining Engineer

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband made me a ring from petrified dinosaur bone. He really didn't think there was anything wrong about giving me an old fossil for my 50th birthday.

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#117

There Comes A Time In A Married Man’s Life Where He Has To Ask Himself The Question: Do I Get My Wife The Exact Halloween Costume She Asked For Or The Slutty Version And Deal With The Consequences?

There Comes A Time In A Married Man’s Life Where He Has To Ask Himself The Question: Do I Get My Wife The Exact Halloween Costume She Asked For Or The Slutty Version And Deal With The Consequences?

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i think there is something adorable in men that want to see their wifes in a slutty halloween costume so badly;)

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#118

So I Told My Husband I Wanted Him To Be More Romantic. He Hid These Around The House

So I Told My Husband I Wanted Him To Be More Romantic. He Hid These Around The House

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#119

Girlfriend Let Me Decorate The Guest Bathroom. This Is Now The View From The Toilet

Girlfriend Let Me Decorate The Guest Bathroom. This Is Now The View From The Toilet

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#120

Playing The Long Game. I Left This Out When Cleaning Just So My Sweet, Unsuspecting Wife Would Say "Where's The D?"

Playing The Long Game. I Left This Out When Cleaning Just So My Sweet, Unsuspecting Wife Would Say "Where's The D?"

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#121

This Is What Happens When You Ask Your Boyfriend To Help Clean A House

This Is What Happens When You Ask Your Boyfriend To Help Clean A House

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#122

Left My Underwater At My Boyfriend's Place, Come Back The Next Day To Find This

Left My Underwater At My Boyfriend's Place, Come Back The Next Day To Find This

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#123

Asked My Husband Not To Eat The Last Donut

Asked My Husband Not To Eat The Last Donut

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#124

My Wife Keeps A Picture Frame Stand On Top Of The Toilet To Hold Her Phone So She Can Play Music While She's In The Shower. She Should Know Better Than To Leave Me An Opening Like That. Relatives Will Be Here In 20 Minutes

My Wife Keeps A Picture Frame Stand On Top Of The Toilet To Hold Her Phone So She Can Play Music While She's In The Shower. She Should Know Better Than To Leave Me An Opening Like That. Relatives Will Be Here In 20 Minutes

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#125

My Wife Insisted I Put It Together Even Though The Baby Is Way Too Young To Use It. It's Been 3 Days And She Still Hasn't Noticed

My Wife Insisted I Put It Together Even Though The Baby Is Way Too Young To Use It. It's Been 3 Days And She Still Hasn't Noticed

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#126

My Wife And I Have A Competition In Who Can Get The Other Person The Most Upsetting Cake. Today Is Her Birthday. Yes, It's Chocolate With White Frosting. I Think I Won

My Wife And I Have A Competition In Who Can Get The Other Person The Most Upsetting Cake. Today Is Her Birthday. Yes, It's Chocolate With White Frosting. I Think I Won

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#127

My Southern Husband Objects To The Soda I Bought

My Southern Husband Objects To The Soda I Bought

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a very good chance he's not trying to be funny. Coca Cola worship outstrips Jesus in some parts of the South.

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#129

We Went Swimming With The Dolphins. My Wife Was Terrified. I Loved It. Here Was Her Birthday Present

We Went Swimming With The Dolphins. My Wife Was Terrified. I Loved It. Here Was Her Birthday Present

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#130

Girlfriend Let Me Pick One Pose During Our Little Photo Session. Then I Lost My Pose Picking Privileges

Girlfriend Let Me Pick One Pose During Our Little Photo Session. Then I Lost My Pose Picking Privileges

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#131

My Boyfriend Asked If I Wanted To See His Hen-Tie Shirt. I Didn't Expect This At All

My Boyfriend Asked If I Wanted To See His Hen-Tie Shirt. I Didn't Expect This At All

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#132

My Boyfriend Got Me This Thoughtful Gift When I Passed My Driving Test

My Boyfriend Got Me This Thoughtful Gift When I Passed My Driving Test

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#133

So My Boyfriend Had To Pullover To Take A Pic Of This

So My Boyfriend Had To Pullover To Take A Pic Of This

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#134

Heard My Boyfriend Giggling To Himself In The Bathroom Last Night, Woke Up To This. That, My Friends, Is A Lint Roller Refill

Heard My Boyfriend Giggling To Himself In The Bathroom Last Night, Woke Up To This. That, My Friends, Is A Lint Roller Refill

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#135

My Wife Says I Don't Understand Breakfast In Bed

My Wife Says I Don't Understand Breakfast In Bed

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#136

My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled

My Wife Asked For "Laser Hair Removal" For Christmas. She Was Less Than Thrilled

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#137

My Pregnant Wife Demanded I Go To The Store For Frozen Yogurt. I Was Temped To Play A Joke, But Wanted To Live

My Pregnant Wife Demanded I Go To The Store For Frozen Yogurt. I Was Temped To Play A Joke, But Wanted To Live

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#138

I Like To Leave My Wife Love Notes When I Go Away

I Like To Leave My Wife Love Notes When I Go Away

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#140

She Kept Getting On And Off The Scale Confused, And This Went On For 7 Minutes

She Kept Getting On And Off The Scale Confused, And This Went On For 7 Minutes

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#141

Surprise Haircut On Girlfriend

Surprise Haircut On Girlfriend

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#142

My Buddy's Answer To His Wife Saying They Needed A Guard Dog

My Buddy's Answer To His Wife Saying They Needed A Guard Dog

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#143

I Hate My Boyfriend. I Pissed Myself 4 Times So Far

I Hate My Boyfriend. I Pissed Myself 4 Times So Far

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#144

My Wife Was Not Pleased When She Came Home

My Wife Was Not Pleased When She Came Home

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#145

I Waited Patiently For Several Minutes For Just The Right Moment To Take The Third Photo. My Wife Wasn't Amused

I Waited Patiently For Several Minutes For Just The Right Moment To Take The Third Photo. My Wife Wasn't Amused

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I somehow have a feeling that the maker of this statue too had this in mind & that is what is making the rabbit smile.

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#147

Boyfriend Calls Me Over After Making Me Pancakes And Tells Me Give These To Hamsters

Boyfriend Calls Me Over After Making Me Pancakes And Tells Me Give These To Hamsters

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#148

I'm 3 Months Pregnant With Our First Child, And Today My Husband Bought This Book 'To Get Some Tips'

I'm 3 Months Pregnant With Our First Child, And Today My Husband Bought This Book 'To Get Some Tips'

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Number one: Leave this book where they can see it, or read it to them as a bedtime story.

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#149

I Was Complaining To My Boyfriend That We Never Cuddle Anymore And This Was His Solution

I Was Complaining To My Boyfriend That We Never Cuddle Anymore And This Was His Solution

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#150

My Wife Asked Me To Peel Half Of The Potatoes And Put Them In The Pot. Mission Accomplished I'd Say

My Wife Asked Me To Peel Half Of The Potatoes And Put Them In The Pot. Mission Accomplished I'd Say

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#151

My Fiancee Tells Me I'm Not As Funny As I Think I Am

My Fiancee Tells Me I'm Not As Funny As I Think I Am

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Made me chuckle. A wedding is just one day. A marriage lasts a lifetime.

#152

Just Moved Into A New House. This Is The First Thing I Put On The Wall. Girlfriend Is Not Amused

Just Moved Into A New House. This Is The First Thing I Put On The Wall. Girlfriend Is Not Amused

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#153

I Haven't Seen My Boyfriend For A Week

I Haven't Seen My Boyfriend For A Week

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#154

Boyfriend Goes To New Zealand, This Is What He Buys Me

Boyfriend Goes To New Zealand, This Is What He Buys Me

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#155

My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace

My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace

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#156

When Your Wife Is About To Have A Baby And A Pokemon Shows Up And You Have To Low-Key Catch It

When Your Wife Is About To Have A Baby And A Pokemon Shows Up And You Have To Low-Key Catch It

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#157

My Girlfriend Hates This Wall In My Apartment. I’m Guessing It’s Because Of The Paint Colour?

My Girlfriend Hates This Wall In My Apartment. I’m Guessing It’s Because Of The Paint Colour?

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#158

I Didn't See Anything Wrong With My Manicure Until My Boyfriend Told Me To Put My Ring Finger Down

I Didn't See Anything Wrong With My Manicure Until My Boyfriend Told Me To Put My Ring Finger Down

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#159

My Husband Writes Me The Best Notes

My Husband Writes Me The Best Notes

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awe robbet munch would be so proud his best seller has been so beautifully referenced lol

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#160

I Surprised My Wife For Her Birthday

I Surprised My Wife For Her Birthday

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#162

So I'm Watching My Girlfriend's Rabbit While She's Away. Sent Her This

So I'm Watching My Girlfriend's Rabbit While She's Away. Sent Her This

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#163

I Love Making Cookies With My Wife

I Love Making Cookies With My Wife

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#164

My Boyfriend Had Cookies Delivered To Me While I Was Studying

My Boyfriend Had Cookies Delivered To Me While I Was Studying

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#165

My Girlfriend Wants A Cock Ring For Christmas. I Can Hardly Contain My Excitement

My Girlfriend Wants A Cock Ring For Christmas. I Can Hardly Contain My Excitement

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#166

My Boyfriend Likes To Take Nice Pictures Of Me

My Boyfriend Likes To Take Nice Pictures Of Me

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#167

Superpower: Ability To Annoy My Wife

Superpower: Ability To Annoy My Wife

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#168

Not Really Into Valentine's Day, But My Boyfriend Played It Well This Year

Not Really Into Valentine's Day, But My Boyfriend Played It Well This Year

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#169

Boyfriend Said He Packed My Lunch For Me. I Guess We're Going Hobo Style Today

Boyfriend Said He Packed My Lunch For Me. I Guess We're Going Hobo Style Today

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#170

My Husband Cleaned The Kitchen. I Think He Wants A Reward

My Husband Cleaned The Kitchen. I Think He Wants A Reward

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Make it your damn self? It's a packaged mix!

#171

My Wife Was Not Impressed With Her Birthday Gift

My Wife Was Not Impressed With Her Birthday Gift

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#172

Made The Arms For Some Ghosts Today. Boyfriend Asked Why I Would Want To Make My Own Tampons

Made The Arms For Some Ghosts Today. Boyfriend Asked Why I Would Want To Make My Own Tampons

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#173

I Left My Flats At My Boyfriend's Apartment, And He Sent Me This Picture The Next Day

I Left My Flats At My Boyfriend's Apartment, And He Sent Me This Picture The Next Day

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#174

My Boyfriend's Idea Of Properly Labeling The Freezer Bags

My Boyfriend's Idea Of Properly Labeling The Freezer Bags

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#175

The Husband Was Being Stupid Last Night, So He Left Me This On My Makeup Mirror This Morning

The Husband Was Being Stupid Last Night, So He Left Me This On My Makeup Mirror This Morning

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#176

Husband Told Me He Left A Present On My Pillow. I Thought Maybe Chocolates Or Flower Petals

Husband Told Me He Left A Present On My Pillow. I Thought Maybe Chocolates Or Flower Petals

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#177

So I Asked My Husband To Buy 6 Potatoes

So I Asked My Husband To Buy 6 Potatoes

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#178

Honey, I've Done The Dishes

Honey, I've Done The Dishes

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Erin Zelnio
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honey, I've made a variation on the kids' classic "shove it all under the bed" approach to cleaning.

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#179

My Twin Sister Got A Package From Her Boyfriend

My Twin Sister Got A Package From Her Boyfriend

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#180

Being A Hopeless Romantic, I Decided To Make My Wife My Own Card

Being A Hopeless Romantic, I Decided To Make My Wife My Own Card

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#181

My Boyfriend Promised Me A Fancy Dinner For Our Date

My Boyfriend Promised Me A Fancy Dinner For Our Date

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#182

My Wife Isn't Very Good At Reading Between The Lines, So I Had To Help Her A Bit

My Wife Isn't Very Good At Reading Between The Lines, So I Had To Help Her A Bit

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#183

Taking Down The Christmas Lights When I Got An Idea. Girlfriend Hasn't Noticed Yet

Taking Down The Christmas Lights When I Got An Idea. Girlfriend Hasn't Noticed Yet

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#185

I Should Probably Stop Leaving My Clothing Over At My Boyfriend's House

I Should Probably Stop Leaving My Clothing Over At My Boyfriend's House

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#186

Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag. Dammit

Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag. Dammit

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Maike
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is he by any chance an engineer? i have one of those and i have seen so many things like that espacially i connection with duct tape you would not believe it. the one time our kitchen lamp was connected with another lamp with that stuff fo about 4 years i think? He likes to tellme that the whole live is a makeshift solution. Though in German it sounds funnier (das ganze Leben ist ein Provisorium)

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#187

My Husband's Late Night Contribution To The Questionable Label On My Wine

My Husband's Late Night Contribution To The Questionable Label On My Wine

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#189

My Girlfriend Is A Grammar Nazi, And I Am A Troll

My Girlfriend Is A Grammar Nazi, And I Am A Troll

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#190

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

I Told My Boyfriend I Wasn't Feeling Well And Asked Him To Buy A Thermometer On His Way Home From Work

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#191

My Boyfriend Can Be A Real Shithead

My Boyfriend Can Be A Real Shithead

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#192

I Let My Boyfriend Choose A Shower Curtain And Now We Have This

I Let My Boyfriend Choose A Shower Curtain And Now We Have This

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#193

At The Flower Shop With My Wife And Suddenly I'm Immature

At The Flower Shop With My Wife And Suddenly I'm Immature

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#194

Sometimes, I Like When My Wife Walks In From Work To Something Ridiculous

Sometimes, I Like When My Wife Walks In From Work To Something Ridiculous

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#195

My Girlfriend Hates My New Shirt

My Girlfriend Hates My New Shirt

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#196

My Husband Travels For Work. He Gave Me This So I Am Never Really Alone

My Husband Travels For Work. He Gave Me This So I Am Never Really Alone

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#197

Don't Leave Your Husbands Alone In Target, Ladies

Don't Leave Your Husbands Alone In Target, Ladies

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#198

Go To Give Our Son A Bath, Pull Back The Curtain To Find This Thing My Husband Did

Go To Give Our Son A Bath, Pull Back The Curtain To Find This Thing My Husband Did

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#199

My Girlfriend Is Away And She Tried To Pick A Fight With Me Today, I Sent Her This Picture. Needless To Say, She Stopped Arguing

My Girlfriend Is Away And She Tried To Pick A Fight With Me Today, I Sent Her This Picture. Needless To Say, She Stopped Arguing

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Maike
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and told you to clean the oven? i mean while you are at it. Never threaten the shoes. I also hate cleaning the oven.

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#200

My Boyfriend (Of Nearly 10 Years) And I Exchanged Gifts Today And This Was The "Gift" He Gave Me. F*cker

My Boyfriend (Of Nearly 10 Years) And I Exchanged Gifts Today And This Was The "Gift" He Gave Me. F*cker

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Ben Smith
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure why you're surprised.... A decade and no ring? Don't hold your breath honey

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#201

My Friend's Boyfriend Has A Way With Words

My Friend's Boyfriend Has A Way With Words

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#202

My Boyfriend Ruins Every Photo

My Boyfriend Ruins Every Photo

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#203

My Husband Added A Task To My Pre-Thanksgiving Checklist

My Husband Added A Task To My Pre-Thanksgiving Checklist

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#204

Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

Last Night I Asked My Husband To Put Some Spaghetti On The Stove So I Could Start Dinner When I Got Home

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#205

Man Prints A Photo Of His Face On Photo Paper And Places It In A Jar With Green Water To Scare His Wife On Halloween

Man Prints A Photo Of His Face On Photo Paper And Places It In A Jar With Green Water To Scare His Wife On Halloween

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#206

Boyfriend Sent Me This From Our Seats (Season Ticket Holders) During The NC SU/Syracuse Game Telling Me I Was "Missing It"

Boyfriend Sent Me This From Our Seats (Season Ticket Holders) During The NC SU/Syracuse Game Telling Me I Was "Missing It"

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#207

My Boyfriend Does This Every Month When I Ask For Utility Money. He, Too, Thinks He's Hilarious

My Boyfriend Does This Every Month When I Ask For Utility Money. He, Too, Thinks He's Hilarious

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#208

I Leave My Boyfriend At Home Alone With The Cat For One Day And Come Home To This

I Leave My Boyfriend At Home Alone With The Cat For One Day And Come Home To This

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#209

Today Is The 6 Week "Point" After My C-Section. Here's How My Husband Brought Me Breakfast This Morning

Today Is The 6 Week "Point" After My C-Section. Here's How My Husband Brought Me Breakfast This Morning

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#210

Told My Girlfriend I Had A Really Bad Sunburn On My Face And Hands. She Wanted A Pic So I Sent This

Told My Girlfriend I Had A Really Bad Sunburn On My Face And Hands. She Wanted A Pic So I Sent This

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#211

I Asked My Boyfriend What He Was Doing. He Sent Me This

I Asked My Boyfriend What He Was Doing. He Sent Me This

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#212

My Friend's Wife Told Him No More Drinking In The House, So

My Friend's Wife Told Him No More Drinking In The House, So

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#213

Left A Surprise In The Bathroom For My Girlfriend

Left A Surprise In The Bathroom For My Girlfriend

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#214

My Boyfriend Is Playing The Most Terrifying Game With Me

My Boyfriend Is Playing The Most Terrifying Game With Me

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#215

Here Is My Boyfriend Who Decided To Try On My Nightgown The Other Night

Here Is My Boyfriend Who Decided To Try On My Nightgown The Other Night

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#216

My Christmas Present From My Boyfriend

My Christmas Present From My Boyfriend

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#217

My Husband Made Me This Anniversary Card

My Husband Made Me This Anniversary Card

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#218

My Girlfriend Is Learning Some Coding For Her Job

My Girlfriend Is Learning Some Coding For Her Job

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#219

My Buddy Sent This Card Along With Flowers To His Wife Yesterday

My Buddy Sent This Card Along With Flowers To His Wife Yesterday

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Kim Lorton
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Any man, especially a married man, still wanting to f**k his wife silly, is alright in my book!

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#220

My Girlfriend Didn't Like Her Present I Labeled "Road Trip Ready"

My Girlfriend Didn't Like Her Present I Labeled "Road Trip Ready"

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#221

1 I Asked My Husband To Clean Up The Kitchen From Old Fruit And Vegetables

1 I Asked My Husband To Clean Up The Kitchen From Old Fruit And Vegetables

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#222

My Wife And I Started Working Out Together

My Wife And I Started Working Out Together

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#223

Girlfriend Was A Bit Too Hyped About He Switch Reveal. To Keep Her Grounded, I Had Her Hold The "Reminder" Box

Girlfriend Was A Bit Too Hyped About He Switch Reveal. To Keep Her Grounded, I Had Her Hold The "Reminder" Box

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#224

Sweet Notes My Boyfriend Leaves Me

Sweet Notes My Boyfriend Leaves Me

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Lyra Sis
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess my sense is a lined with a man because I see the humor in this.

#225

Asked My Husband To Draw Me, He Gives Me This

Asked My Husband To Draw Me, He Gives Me This

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