Long term relationships are a fulfilling commitment that, if done right, can become the defining element of a long and happy married life. Years of familiarity does mean, however, that a certain frisson, the thrill of spontaneity, does sometimes get lost in the comfortable routines of everyday coexistence with your life partner.

These guys don't need any relationship advice, and, knowing this, like to keep their significant others guessing. And what better way to spice up a married couples life that than with a creative, practical joke? Because nothing is sexier than a sense of humor, right?

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of boyfriends and husbands who make sure their marriages are relationship meme-worthy while never letting their spouses get bored, as a follow up to our previous post. Scroll down to check the marriage jokes out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for the ones you like best!

#1

Legend Has It They Remain Hidden To This Day

Legend Has It They Remain Hidden To This Day

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Luis Milian 6 months ago

seems like the both of belong together. cute

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#2

Went To NYC On Business And I Had To Show My Wife I Wasn't Enjoying It Without Her, So Here Is Me Having A Bad Time All Over New York

Went To NYC On Business And I Had To Show My Wife I Wasn't Enjoying It Without Her, So Here Is Me Having A Bad Time All Over New York

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glowworm2 6 months ago

He even got the police in on it! XD!

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#3

R.I.P

R.I.P

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My O My 6 months ago

Are they still married?

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#4

Day 14 Of Wife Being On A Work Trip

Day 14 Of Wife Being On A Work Trip

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My O My 6 months ago

Amazon sells dogs?

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#5

My Wife Really Likes It When I Do House Work So I Sent Her These Pictures While She Was At Work Hoping It Would Turn Her On

My Wife Really Likes It When I Do House Work So I Sent Her These Pictures While She Was At Work Hoping It Would Turn Her On

dirty-ol-sob Report

Night Owl 6 months ago (edited)

I love it. Even better if he really did do the housework

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#6

The Handsomest Man

The Handsomest Man

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Wanda Queen 6 months ago

Well...he's not wrong....

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#7

My Wife Hates Being Embarrassed, So We Surprised Her At The Airport

My Wife Hates Being Embarrassed, So We Surprised Her At The Airport

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Galaxy Domination 101 6 months ago

I think the dad just got a 2-year sentence to jail from Mom

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#8

Great Deal

Great Deal

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Mother Mary Helen 6 months ago

Doggo: Why, hooman, WHYYYYYYYYYY

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#9

Probably Another Bored Boyfriend At The Hobby Lobby

Probably Another Bored Boyfriend At The Hobby Lobby

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Your Tank 6 months ago

Aw yes! The memes we need to crush everyone!

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#10

My Wife Is Smokin' Hot So I Picked The Shower Curtain

My Wife Is Smokin' Hot So I Picked The Shower Curtain

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My O My 6 months ago

That's really cute!

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#11

Can A Girl Poop In Peace? My BF & Our Cat!

Can A Girl Poop In Peace? My BF & Our Cat!

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Luis Milian 6 months ago

i thought i was the only one doing this to my girl when i see our cat hanging outside the bathroom.

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#12

He Dead

He Dead

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Luis Milian 6 months ago

these dudes out here playing with fire! lol

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#13

Just Got To Tennis. Boyfriend Has Taken My Racket Out And Put A Frying Pan In Instead. I'm Not Even Joking

Just Got To Tennis. Boyfriend Has Taken My Racket Out And Put A Frying Pan In Instead. I'm Not Even Joking

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Luis Milian 6 months ago

he about to get hit with that same pan. lol

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#14

I Let My Husband Decorate The Bathroom

I Let My Husband Decorate The Bathroom

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Random Panda 6 months ago

I like it

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#15

My Wife Ran And Won Her Age Group In Her First 5 K This Weekend. Here Are A Couple Pictures From The Race

My Wife Ran And Won Her Age Group In Her First 5 K This Weekend. Here Are A Couple Pictures From The Race

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Enuya 6 months ago

She lived through Avada Kedavra? Are you sure she isn't the new Chosen One?

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#16

My Wife Ordered This On Amazon For Our Baby Announcement But It Didn't Fit Her So I Decided To Put It To Use

My Wife Ordered This On Amazon For Our Baby Announcement But It Didn't Fit Her So I Decided To Put It To Use

garamas Report

Enuya 6 months ago (edited)

Wow. Better than many real maternity photoshoots that I saw.

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#17

My Husband Has Been Sticking These In Places I Can't Reach To Annoy Me. It's Working

My Husband Has Been Sticking These In Places I Can't Reach To Annoy Me. It's Working

Kimmer22 Report

Ola Polowczyk 6 months ago

Hahahahahahahaha :D I love it

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#18

My Girlfriend Put The Quote On The Left, It Took Her 2 Weeks To Realize I Changed It

My Girlfriend Put The Quote On The Left, It Took Her 2 Weeks To Realize I Changed It

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Daria Z 6 months ago

That's exactly what my boyfriend whould do :D

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#19

My Wife Took The Toddler And Left Me With The Baby Yesterday Morning. She’s A Worrywart And I Love Photoshop. Lesson Learned: Don’t Reply With Just A Photoshopped Picture When She Asks How Things Are Going With The Baby

My Wife Took The Toddler And Left Me With The Baby Yesterday Morning. She’s A Worrywart And I Love Photoshop. Lesson Learned: Don’t Reply With Just A Photoshopped Picture When She Asks How Things Are Going With The Baby

FeedBack20 Report

glowworm2 6 months ago (edited)

That's horrible! The baby needs safety goggles and gloves! XD!

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#20

When You Leave Your Wife In The Car To Shop At The Hardware Store On A Really Hot Day

When You Leave Your Wife In The Car To Shop At The Hardware Store On A Really Hot Day

i-realestate Report

glowworm2 6 months ago

Aw! Somebody really cares about his wife.

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#21

My Friend Played A Prank On His Girlfriend. She Has A Night Vision Motion-Activated Camera Setup In A Quest To Treat A Sick Coyote. She Checks The Footage Every Morning Religiously. He Rented A Sasquatch Outfit And Walked Around The Camera At 4 Am

My Friend Played A Prank On His Girlfriend. She Has A Night Vision Motion-Activated Camera Setup In A Quest To Treat A Sick Coyote. She Checks The Footage Every Morning Religiously. He Rented A Sasquatch Outfit And Walked Around The Camera At 4 Am

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Nadja Lambacher 6 months ago

lol that's priceless. But how nice of her to look out for that coyote.

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#22

Built A Garden For My Wife A Few Months Ago And It Is Finally Time For The Bountiful Harvest. Tonight, We Feast Like Kings

Built A Garden For My Wife A Few Months Ago And It Is Finally Time For The Bountiful Harvest. Tonight, We Feast Like Kings

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Dowbo 6 months ago

How did you grow the pill?

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#23

Just Doing What My Wife Asked

Just Doing What My Wife Asked

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Wanda Queen 6 months ago

Well.....make a ridiculous request and this is what you get!

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#24

Groundhog Day Flowers For My Wife

Groundhog Day Flowers For My Wife

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C 6 months ago

Well this is super adorable

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#25

Styling Done Right

Styling Done Right

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Hans 6 months ago

Dickhead just got real.

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#26

Wife Gave Me One Job To Do For The Day - To Get The Dogs Tag Engraved

Wife Gave Me One Job To Do For The Day - To Get The Dogs Tag Engraved

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Enuya 6 months ago

I like it. More interesting than typical pet tags.

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#27

Being The Girlfriend, I Was Given The Job To Decorate Our New Home. Yesterday, My Boyfriend Said He Wanted To Pick Just One Piece Of Decor Out. I Was Impressed He Actually Wanted To Be Involved! Next Day, He Walks In Smiling, And Introduced Me To Kittiana Jones. This Is Why I'm The Chosen One

Being The Girlfriend, I Was Given The Job To Decorate Our New Home. Yesterday, My Boyfriend Said He Wanted To Pick Just One Piece Of Decor Out. I Was Impressed He Actually Wanted To Be Involved! Next Day, He Walks In Smiling, And Introduced Me To Kittiana Jones. This Is Why I'm The Chosen One

Misskylakandy Report

Random Panda 6 months ago (edited)

I don't see any problem with this picture. Those ugly pillows on the other hand...

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#28

At The Time My Girlfriend Didn't Know Why I Wanted My Photo Taken On This Side Of The Bridge

At The Time My Girlfriend Didn't Know Why I Wanted My Photo Taken On This Side Of The Bridge

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Mother Mary Helen 6 months ago

a plethora of penises

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#29

Women Confuse Me. My Girlfriend Sent Me Out For Groceries, And Like Any Rational Person, I Thought That Meant Go Get Hats For The Dogs. Turns Out She Was Hungry

Women Confuse Me. My Girlfriend Sent Me Out For Groceries, And Like Any Rational Person, I Thought That Meant Go Get Hats For The Dogs. Turns Out She Was Hungry

I-Hate-Suppositories Report

C 6 months ago

Money well spent

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#30

My GF's Obsession With Cheesy Cursive Signs Inspired Me To Make My Own Uninspirational Signs

My GF's Obsession With Cheesy Cursive Signs Inspired Me To Make My Own Uninspirational Signs

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ImAmazingAndUsedToBeNotOnFire 6 months ago

how beautiful and inspiring!!!

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#31

My Wife Wanted Me To Get A New Lamp That Was Disney Related To Match The Majority Of Our 3-Month-Old Daughter's Room

My Wife Wanted Me To Get A New Lamp That Was Disney Related To Match The Majority Of Our 3-Month-Old Daughter's Room

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Random Panda 6 months ago

I would have done the same

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#32

Valentine's Card From My Lovely Hubby

Valentine's Card From My Lovely Hubby

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Ola Polowczyk 6 months ago

hahaha :D "I am Groot" should be there also :D

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#33

After Months Of Denial And Many Nights On The Couch. I Finally Got The Evidence To Prove To My Wife Why She Sleeps Better Than I Do

After Months Of Denial And Many Nights On The Couch. I Finally Got The Evidence To Prove To My Wife Why She Sleeps Better Than I Do

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C 6 months ago

That's the best way to sleep

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#34

I Made My Wife A Shower Curtain Of Me Drinking A Beer In The Shower. She Wasn’t Impressed

I Made My Wife A Shower Curtain Of Me Drinking A Beer In The Shower. She Wasn’t Impressed

TimeStopMop Report

Luis Milian 6 months ago

legend

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#35

Savage

Savage

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Hans 6 months ago

When life tells you to use less make-up...

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#36

My Girlfriend Told Me To Do The Laundry And Wash The Kitten

My Girlfriend Told Me To Do The Laundry And Wash The Kitten

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Ola Polowczyk 6 months ago

"She would go in the darks obviously" :D hahahaha <3 they are meant for each other

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#37

My Husband And In-Laws Wanted A Family Photo While I Was In Labor And Having Contractions

My Husband And In-Laws Wanted A Family Photo While I Was In Labor And Having Contractions

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Zenozenobee 6 months ago

My, I hope she really agreed with that...

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#38

Friend Works At Mr. Lube And Sent Me This

Friend Works At Mr. Lube And Sent Me This

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Jaguarundi 6 months ago

I had an idiot at Jiffy Lube tell me that I needed "fuel injection services". I told him my truck did not have fuel injection. He points to the spark plug wiring, "See they're right there!" I point to the manifold housing, "See the big round thing? That has a CARBURATOR in the middle!" My Daddy didn't raise a foolish female!

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#39

Bored Walking Around Hobbycraft With My Girlfriend And Did The Most British Thing Possible. She Thought I Was Immature But I Think I’m Hilarious

Bored Walking Around Hobbycraft With My Girlfriend And Did The Most British Thing Possible. She Thought I Was Immature But I Think I’m Hilarious

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#40

Wife: “Where Are You?” Me:

Wife: “Where Are You?” Me:

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Mother Mary Helen 6 months ago

YES!!! I must find this place.

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#41

My Wife Asked Me Make Some Ads For Our Garage Sale On Facebook. I Think I Found The Perfect Hook

My Wife Asked Me Make Some Ads For Our Garage Sale On Facebook. I Think I Found The Perfect Hook

tweak06 Report

thepotatogirl 6 months ago

It would be funny if she actually showed up

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#42

I Guess My Boyfriend Didn't Quite Understand When I Said He Should Be The Penguin

I Guess My Boyfriend Didn't Quite Understand When I Said He Should Be The Penguin

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My O My 6 months ago

What did you mean? He clearly is a penguin

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#43

This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Boyfriend Alone For 5 Mins...

This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Boyfriend Alone For 5 Mins...

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My O My 6 months ago

How did he get so many bubbles? Please tell me the trick!

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#44

My Wife Told Me This Fork Was For The Crab. I Remain Dubious

My Wife Told Me This Fork Was For The Crab. I Remain Dubious

Handmacher Report

LOttawa 6 months ago

Now I want the ultimate feast at Red Lobster....

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#45

Girlfriend Said "Go Get A New Shower Curtain Before My Mom Arrives." I Think This Is Fair

Girlfriend Said "Go Get A New Shower Curtain Before My Mom Arrives." I Think This Is Fair

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Random Panda 6 months ago

Awesome

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#46

My Husband Is Real Mature. Couldn't Leave The Crayola Experience Without Naming His Own Color. Payton Is My Moms Dog That Will Hump Literally Anything

My Husband Is Real Mature. Couldn't Leave The Crayola Experience Without Naming His Own Color. Payton Is My Moms Dog That Will Hump Literally Anything

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Wanda Queen 6 months ago

Maturity is over rated

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#47

So Me And My Girlfriend Had A Maternity Photoshoot And...

So Me And My Girlfriend Had A Maternity Photoshoot And...

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Meowton Mewsk 6 months ago

Lmao his face!!! He looks so sincere hahaha

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#48

Gamer Logic, On The Launch Of BFA

Gamer Logic, On The Launch Of BFA

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Lios 6 months ago

FOR THE HOOOOOOORDE!

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#49

My Roommate's Girlfriend Didn't Understand Why We Were Laughing At Her Shoes

My Roommate's Girlfriend Didn't Understand Why We Were Laughing At Her Shoes

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glowworm2 6 months ago

Those would go well with that pink scarf with fur that keeps floating around on the internet.

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#50

My Girlfriend Got A Bit Of A Shock When I Dropped To One Knee Only To Tie Up My Shoelace. Was Not Expecting The Verbal Onslaught That Occurred Afterwards (Props To The Stranger For The Photo)

My Girlfriend Got A Bit Of A Shock When I Dropped To One Knee Only To Tie Up My Shoelace. Was Not Expecting The Verbal Onslaught That Occurred Afterwards (Props To The Stranger For The Photo)

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Ola Polowczyk 6 months ago

Honestly, I hate the pressure women put on men to propose. Like, do you want them to propose when they are ready or do you want it forced?

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#51

What Nearly 14 Years Of Marriage Looks Like Over Here...

What Nearly 14 Years Of Marriage Looks Like Over Here...

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neverbeenbored 6 months ago

"I'm sorry please still make me nachos." :D

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#52

Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows

Asked My Husband To Put The Pillowcases On The Pillows

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My O My 6 months ago

Technically correct

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#53

My Girlfriend And I Decided To Swap When We Agreed To Be Peter Pan And Tinkerbell

My Girlfriend And I Decided To Swap When We Agreed To Be Peter Pan And Tinkerbell

Willisfit Report

Brigitta Swart 6 months ago

Who is the guy in the back keeping a straight face?

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#54

Wife Said “No Cheap Flamingo In My Yard.” 1 Month And Counting

Wife Said “No Cheap Flamingo In My Yard.” 1 Month And Counting

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Candice Ravel 6 months ago

You have to keep adding them until you get flocked

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#55

This King Size Bed Keeps Getting Smaller And Smaller

This King Size Bed Keeps Getting Smaller And Smaller

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Luis Milian 6 months ago

the unused space is misspelled. should be part of wife's space

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#56

My Dad Made This Pic Of Our Rock Climbing Trip When I Was In 5th Grade And Sent To Mom. She Was Not Amused

My Dad Made This Pic Of Our Rock Climbing Trip When I Was In 5th Grade And Sent To Mom. She Was Not Amused

Jonnyboay Report

EvilDinosaur 6 months ago

Needs a foot above one of their hands ;-)

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#57

I Snuck This Reminder On My Wife’s Phone

I Snuck This Reminder On My Wife’s Phone

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Luis Milian 6 months ago

i will do this to mine. lol

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#58

I Bought A Tiny Violin To Play When My Coworkers Or Girlfriend Complain

I Bought A Tiny Violin To Play When My Coworkers Or Girlfriend Complain

PHIL-yes-PLZ Report

Enuya 6 months ago

Beautiful.

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#59

I Got My Girlfriend A New Bike Helmet. With A Drake Face-Print Balaclava Now She Looks Like A Custom Video Game Character

I Got My Girlfriend A New Bike Helmet. With A Drake Face-Print Balaclava Now She Looks Like A Custom Video Game Character

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C 6 months ago

wow that's scary

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#60

Went To A Ride Through "Safari". I Took At Least 200 Pics. This Is The Only Pic My Husband Took

Went To A Ride Through "Safari". I Took At Least 200 Pics. This Is The Only Pic My Husband Took

W8asecbeck Report

Brigitta Swart 6 months ago

What is up with his butt, or what is up his butt, or what's up?

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#61

My Husband And I Are Trying To Get Healthier, So He Put Up Motivational Signs Around The House. This Is Now What I See Before I Open The Fridge

My Husband And I Are Trying To Get Healthier, So He Put Up Motivational Signs Around The House. This Is Now What I See Before I Open The Fridge

ElectricAndromeda Report

Mother Mary Helen 6 months ago

HAAAAAAAAAAAAaaahahaha

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#62

The Wife Said "Let's Do Sexy Costumes For Halloween This Year"... Game On!

The Wife Said "Let's Do Sexy Costumes For Halloween This Year"... Game On!

iammagicmike Report

your name 6 months ago

Need a cold shower after seeing dat ass

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#63

Almost Had A Heart Attack When Dave Messaged Me To Say Biscuit Had Been Run Over. Then He Sent Me This

Almost Had A Heart Attack When Dave Messaged Me To Say Biscuit Had Been Run Over. Then He Sent Me This

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tuzdayschild 6 months ago

Kudos to Biscuit's acting skills.

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#64

Bakery Was Closed This Morning

Bakery Was Closed This Morning

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otaku fox 6 months ago

The note written in quick desperation.

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#65

I Discovered I Can Write Messages In My Girlfriends New Blanket

I Discovered I Can Write Messages In My Girlfriends New Blanket

Obeythegroove Report

Nadja Lambacher 6 months ago

Give her a stick

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#66

I Heard A Scream And "I Hate You!" From The Bathroom

I Heard A Scream And "I Hate You!" From The Bathroom

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LemonyLickit 6 months ago

*Takes notes*

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#67

Dad Had A Sh*t Eating Grin Because He Was Pinching My Mom's Ass In Their Prom Pic (1984)

Dad Had A Sh*t Eating Grin Because He Was Pinching My Mom's Ass In Their Prom Pic (1984)

justminick Report

Candice Ravel 6 months ago

That's why they're still together!

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#68

Hopefully My Wife Turns Into A Beautiful Butterfly Finally

Hopefully My Wife Turns Into A Beautiful Butterfly Finally

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Your Tank 6 months ago

fly lil butterfly,fly!

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#69

Made My Girlfriend A Valentine’s Day Card

Made My Girlfriend A Valentine’s Day Card

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Brianna 6 months ago

But what's the inside say??

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#70

My Husband Didn't Want To Carve Pumpkins

My Husband Didn't Want To Carve Pumpkins

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Danny Boi 6 months ago

Truly the scariest pumpkin.

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#71

I Asked My Wife What Nickname She Wanted For Her Upcoming 10 Km Run

I Asked My Wife What Nickname She Wanted For Her Upcoming 10 Km Run

MiLK_MaN_RoX Report

Wiggity 6 months ago

Had a new pilot named Bob check into the squadron and was asked what he wanted to be called (nickname, previously earned callsign, etc.). His reply was, "Eh, Bob'll do." He was, from that moment on, known as "Bobble-Doo".

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#72

I Did A Home Visit On A Patient Today, And She Told Me That Her Husband, Who Has Passed Away, Was Always A Joker. He Had Installed This Light Switch

I Did A Home Visit On A Patient Today, And She Told Me That Her Husband, Who Has Passed Away, Was Always A Joker. He Had Installed This Light Switch

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Pan Narrans 6 months ago

Love it!

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#73

Told The Wife I Was Going To Get My Ear Pierced. She Said Absolutely Not. Ordered A Set Of Magnetic Ones. She Will Flip When She Gets Home

Told The Wife I Was Going To Get My Ear Pierced. She Said Absolutely Not. Ordered A Set Of Magnetic Ones. She Will Flip When She Gets Home

pch14 Report

Zenozenobee 6 months ago

It's a bit strange to forbid a full grown up to do what the hell (s)he want with her/his body....

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#74

My Wife's Sister Is Coming To Visit. Getting The Guest Room Ready

My Wife's Sister Is Coming To Visit. Getting The Guest Room Ready

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Enuya 6 months ago

@Random panda, funny fact for you: both your mum and dad had sex at least once. The same applies to your grandparents.

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#75

My Wife Allowed Me To Pick One Thing For The Baby Room

My Wife Allowed Me To Pick One Thing For The Baby Room

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Wanda Queen 6 months ago

I wholeheartedly support this choice....it really ties the room together!

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#76

My Wife Dared Me To Go Out In The Snow In Nothing But My Boots

My Wife Dared Me To Go Out In The Snow In Nothing But My Boots

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Wanda Queen 6 months ago

suuuuuure she did ;)

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#77

My Husband Left Me This Note This Morning And Then Pictures Ensued

My Husband Left Me This Note This Morning And Then Pictures Ensued