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Brevity! Clarity! Proper kerning (that’s the spacing between letters)! And no silly business with the fonts! At their core, signs are supposed to impart the biggest amount of information in the least amount of time. That sounds simple enough on paper (pun intended), but not everyone manages to rise to the challenge.

They follow through with their [cough] artistic vision [cough] and the result is a hot mess of utterly illegible chaos. The worst of the bunch end up being featured on the r/dontdeadopeninside subreddit, an online community that is dedicated to nonsense signs if read normally. We’ve collected some of their best posts to share with you. Scroll down, but be careful—if you’re a fan of order, you might end up facepalming way too much.

#1

We Stand With No Standing Ukraine

We Stand With No Standing Ukraine

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Angela B
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok. We sit with Ukraine then!

Shyla Bouche
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lie with Ukraine! Bouche pounces with Ukraine!

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Nea
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is alright, come on.

v
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meh. This one's trying too hard to be something it's not. If it was actually what the thread is about the title of this post should be 'We stand with no standing on the track buy now at Hoover direct Ukraine.'

Tortitude
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or "we stand with Ukraine"... "no standing". Makes more sense to me

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Rieschelle Roberts
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this one is clear because the colors are so distinctive.

Gemma Kelly
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yet, we're not globally aware of Myanmar (formerly Burma)

Rachel Ainsworth
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So why switch the topic to Burma when there are multiple other wars that are equally as deserving of attention. What about Syria, Yemen, Sudan, Uyghurs in China, Palestinians?

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ShadowFax1899
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would absolutely have done this on purpose

Billy Maguire
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least you can still buy it, or so it would appear.

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    #2

    Asia Rden Ensb Vgio Ocko

    Asia Rden Ensb Vgio Ocko

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    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just said this out loud and I'm not sure what just appeared on the deck but it's not pretty 🙄

    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did not even see that. I keep my screen brightness super super super low. The lowest.

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while. I just thought it was a vision test.

    Ariom Dahl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually rather clever. :)

    Bored Templar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No! It's idiotic and it doesn't reach. Things are not clever simply because they're different

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    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to read Chinese in one easy lesson.

    Zaza Zooey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this sort of stacked lettering layout so many times and it never quite works unless you use different colors to represent the individual words. That said, it's such an overused design concept at this point it probably needs to go bye-bye for a while.

    Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it weren't for the small lines I would never have been able to read that

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    #3

    Left No Turn Right Only Turn

    Left No Turn Right Only Turn

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    Dead Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what? I ll just carry on straight forward

    Ariom Dahl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A vertical line down the middle might have prevented confusion.

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH, I didn't read it correctly! XD I read it in broken English (left to right) and figured it was trying to say you could only make a right turn. Good thing I wasn't driving!

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    East Bay MUD, omg this is my home town. Not surprised here. I'm surprised the words are spelled write

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me what to do.

    Cricketgeeklol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow the fact they even had to put up the sign in PAPER

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never underestimate the power of a bold dividing line.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Navigation unit with a split personality

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also: you don't spell "Dumb" backwards with an "e". Thought you'd want to know.

    Jordan James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were from one of the countries that read right to left

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    The r/dontdeadopeninside subreddit has been up and running for nearly a decade, all the way since mid-2014. Since then, the community has grown to encompass over 681k members from all over the world.

    The name of the group is rooted in the hit TV series, ‘The Walking Dead,’ which had a promotional poster that had the words ‘Don’t Open’ on one half of the chained doors and ‘Dead Inside’ on the other. When read from left to right, due to the weird spacing, the message becomes ‘Don’t Dead Open Inside’ instead of the intended ‘Don’t Open Dead Inside.’

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    #4

    You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t

    You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t

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    Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you even supposed to read this? Even if I follow the lines it doesn't make sense

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alright, I studied this for 10 minutes and this is the best I could do, I had to add punctuation. “Can’t get lost if you’re going together! You don’t know me!!” Which is quite an accurate statement for me.

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    Vicki Doggurl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Together is supposed to be where. And me should’ve been we. I’ve seen this phrase on a bumper sticker.

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you please put that into a full sentence? My pea brain still doesn't see it!

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    Hono Klatuu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like some sort of video game puzzle where you have to collect the rest of the missing words hidden in other parts of the museum. One you insert them, all of the text and lines reassemble in a poem that shows you where a secret passage is.

    Maisha Mir
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "going! You're together? Know, don't. Me if lost, get can't you." Low-key high-key sounds like a bad breakup with terrible grammar

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lost, me lost, together lost. Random spare words. ;-)

    Solido Objectivo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the phrase from Boston Legal: "Word salad" (although in real life this indicates a major dysfunction)

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either it’s “you can’t get lost if me don’t know together you’re going”, or “going you’re together know don’t me if lost get can’t you”. No matter which direction you follow the lines, the statement makes no grammatical sense, especially after “you can’t get lost if”.

    Sami K.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't get lost if you don't know where you're going?

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the results of a bad translation.

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    #5

    Honk Ha Against Te

    Honk Ha Against Te

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    Morgan Lemmons
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! Let's go against Te. F*****g Te.

    Bill McDowall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with Morgan. Let's get our pitchforks and burning torches and form a mob! Unaliving to Te! ☠

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    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tellurium is a lovely element. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is a HA te ESL for a humorous T-shirt? I'm not against them. I wear them.

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sketch it out on a scrap piece of paper first and you avoid all this

    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kinda cute honestly. Full score for intention.

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    #6

    Love Is Watching & Watching Someone Someone Die Is Hard

    Love Is Watching & Watching Someone Someone Die Is Hard

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love is watching someone die, and watching someone die is hard

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    lazyblackcat_779
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s supposed to say “Love is watching someone, and watching someone die is hard” I have no explanation as to why it says that

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You missed a die. Love is watching someone die, and...

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone loves watching Die Hard. Might be a family Christmas tradition.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did someone decide to put fortune cookie messages on a deck of playing cards?

    Zaza Zooey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what sort of thought-provoking message is being conveyed here???

    Audrey Tate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love someone is watching Die Hard

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love is watching someone die? 😳

    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kind of a strange thing to pit on a card

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    According to Know Your Meme, ‘Don’t Dead Open Inside’ is one of the most well-recognized examples of messages that aren’t read as they should be because there’s no instantly-recognizable, clear way to tell what order the words ought to be in. It takes a moment to really get the message, by which time the impact the sign could have had is lost.

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    The meme spread on Twitter in 2010 as more and more people started realizing this. Throughout the next few years, internet users started coming up with memes and jokes based on this. Eventually, this led to the creation of r/dontdeadopeninside in 2014, which continues to be very popular to this day.

    #7

    Sophisticated Ho

    Sophisticated Ho

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this supposed to say "oh so sophisticated?"

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow! I would have never guessed this one! Thanks!

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    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not very sophisticated if it has to be explained frequently. Also, that milk should be refrigerated!

    Pandapoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially since there are awesome looking cookies in that jar.

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    Gossameringue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sophisticated Ho" is a great band name

    CwtchyMama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my new mantra I am a sophisticated ho

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe an M and E fell off for 'Sophisticated Home'

    Amused panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either designed by an idiot, or they didn't like the customer. If they'd wanted it to be read in a better order, they could've put an O above the 4th letter of sophisticated, and a second O beneath the first S.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes that would make more sense, but than they wouldn't have achieved the ultimate in fame, appearing here!

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    #8

    Jesus Save Can Even You

    Jesus Save Can Even You

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even you can save Jesus!

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It turns out this was just a sign reminding people to save their word documents often.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they wanted to put two words on top and bottom plus one in the middle, it should’ve been “Jesus Can” on top, “Save” in the middle, and “Even You” on the bottom. Considering the message, putting the emphasis on “Save”, rather than “Can” makes more sense.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Saves Aluminium Cans

    Birdy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well someone got into the altar wine before setting up this sign.

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    #9

    Ly Paer Soils Ca

    Ly Paer Soils Ca

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    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's "player socials", I found that one easy to read surprisingly.

    Nevid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because even though they look jumbled, the letters are actually in the right order and any possible confusion is a two letter swap that doesn't change much to the reading process. Your brain tends to process the general shape of words rather than the exact order in which the letters are placed.

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read social players pretty fast.

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Players (ideally with an apostrophe somewhere) Social makes more sense to me

    Terje Nygård
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens if you take "player socials" and put it into a bingo machine.

    Diplodocus Dinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It certainly gets your attention, whatever it is.

    Summer Woodsong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I read this yesterday and couldn't get a thing out of it. This morning, it made sense. Huh...

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    There are a few main rules that the members of the DDOI community ought to follow. “Signs must be read correctly top to bottom, and incorrectly left to right, like any text usually. Though it does not matter how easily you can read them, it is highly encouraged to only post images with little separation or spacing between the columns of words,” the moderator team running the group explains.

    #10

    Redshe Neckshed

    Redshe Neckshed

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    Alicat Wombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate all the “she shed” “man cave” bs. Just stop it.

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like somebody needs a She Shed

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what she shed

    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the sign writer has a stutter

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the lack of a roof vent, that would mean that's where the bomb is.

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a crypt in a trail park themed cemetery.

    Bananaramamama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always amazed when people get pissed over quirky names and there by shame the demographic they pretend to defend. A woman. Makes a space. Gains privacy and autonomy. Thinks "she shed" is funny........burn her at the stake.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet you can't say she-shed 5 times fast

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    #11

    Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]

    Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]

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    tom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my imaginary hero is better than your imaginary villain...so there (Tom 9.23am)

    cugel.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Questionable Sanity Is My

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan Jesus is a great cat name

    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is they have a collection of guns and confederate flag outside their house. Not that I'm judging them in any way!!!!!!!

    Zaza Zooey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan Jesus Defeated Lord. Sounds like a South Park episode I missed!

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smells of car exhaust and psychosis

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan Jesus... Now that would have been an interesting twist. Satan hanging out with his step brother.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I showed him all the kingdoms of the world." "Why, though." "He's a carpenter from Israel. Not many opportunities to travel."

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    #12

    Eggmnnaeet

    Eggmnnaeet

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    mr_sarcastic
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is engagement. Why not use a smaller font to write in a straight line?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your CV says you are trained in graphic design but really you only finished the first quarter at the local community college.

    Joseph Gelfo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I wanna know! What IS eggmnnaeet?

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    Meanwhile, redditors are encouraged to be original with their content: reposting the most popular pics of all time or signs from the last 4 months isn’t tolerated. Your posts might end up getting removed. Moreover, signs that have been staged or faked also have no place on this sub. Finally, internet users are asked to be civil to each other and to put the wrong way to read the message in the titles of their posts.

    #13

    Go Citd Wals!

    Go Citd Wals!

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    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! Why couldn't they have just written it properly? I wonder how many people at the school got confused

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    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mixed-breed cats for adoption.

    Lisa McKay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go wildcats. Me thinks the planning committee can’t plan.

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    #14

    Noki Parng

    Noki Parng

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lot reserved to the King of Nopar. I see no problems here.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many golfers I know are no par kings.

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mean little dig at someone for being bad at golf

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is No Par King ESL for Sub-par King? Perhaps they are not impressed with their royalty but still have to give them a reserved parking spot.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s Thai for No Parking

    Rylee Evergreen 🇺🇦 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noki Parng?? Dang, I haven't see them in ages.....were they turned into a cautionary sign??

    Strega Nonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introducing the new South Korean boyband, Noki Parng@

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    #15

    You Give Chances Kid Voice Are

    You Give Chances Kid Voice Are

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    Boring Pandae
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you teach children how to write sentences please make it easy to read

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they teach the children that a different color background means it's a new sentence. Oh, no that still doesn't work.

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably they'll say-"Next time let us make the sign"

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you give a kid a voice, chances are they will have something to say

    Jude Corrigan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you teach them to write in legible sentences, chances are someone will read it.

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they speak like this and then everything they say is nonsense

    Bonnie Buttons
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you give a mouse a cookie..." (Edit typo)

    Kat-Renee Kittel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't even seem to use one set of reading rules... :-( Needs a line between the blue background and the yellow one.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's not bad. If you give a kid a voice chances are they will have something to say.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So them to remember listen to

    Lady Miss Pie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you give chances they will a kid are have something a voice to say

    Lady Miss Pie
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or: If you a a give kid voice chances are they have to will something say

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    Chase The Lucario
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you give chances they will a kid are have something a voice to say

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    As we’ve covered on Bored Panda previously, clarity and brevity are absolutely vital when creating signs. Essentially, you only have a moment to get your message across. So if you cause even the slightest amount of confusion, you’ve basically negated the whole point of your sign, and it's best to start over.

    #16

    The Tim Hoe Use

    The Tim Hoe Use

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    Alicat Wombat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly terrible design. Who signs off on this cr@p?

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like you can’t even trust Tim and his hoes to do quality work anymore… Sad state of affairs.

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    Lawrencium
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very important that Tim knows how to till his soil!

    Array Index Out of Bounds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know Tim is a ho, and he will be used in the future...

    meow point1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crashing through the crowded halls, dodging girls like ping-pong balls, just to reach the TARDIS on time...

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    ViFi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Buy a tim for your hoe today! each item sold separately"

    ur_fav_tranny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got this one rly quickly for some reason-

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much for using a hoe of Tim?

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    #17

    We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal

    We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal

    5W1TCHY Report

    Mia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal, and when I meet Thomas Jefferson, I'll compel him to include women in the sequel, WERK!!

    ur_fav_tranny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look around look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now history is happening in Manhatten and we just happen to be in the greatest city of the world! In the greatest city if the world-

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    sbj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad that they felt the need to underline the word women

    Bookworm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's part of a YouTube video, so the underline is probably part of the animation to emphasize what they're talking about.

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    Nea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why are you writing like this? Whats wrong with the boring usual routine left to right writing style..

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up taught that in this case "men" refers to "mankind" which includes ALL PEOPLE so, men=mankind=everyone. The literal definition of "man" is: a human being of either sex; a person. "men" : human beings of either sex; people.

    Kreeative Error
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This summoned all the hamilton fans and i'm living for it

    Bookworm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually not that bad. Without the distinct colors it would be hard to read, but with the colors it's really easy.

    Pius Xulu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This concept of dividing things by colour is not my favourite, perhaps more because I am a South African.

    S. Lynne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again-we don’t read top to bottom!

    Christine Temple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this just fine in 2 colors, otherwise gobbedlygook.

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    #18

    Hot Sharp Water Needles!!

    Hot Sharp Water Needles!!

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sons of Red Hot Chili Peppers - Hot sharp water needles

    ur_fav_tranny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha peak comedy. My humor is broken I was laughing at this for 5 minutes gay-

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    Bookworm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's still warning me, I guess, since I don't want to mess with hot sharp water needles

    BlueCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is a Keurig, yes. That is a hot sharp water needle.

    Salty.Hag
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one also is fine. If you read it wrong then you are the one that's having issues lol

    axle f
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are they hot due to temp, or appearance?

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    What really helps avoid these errors is being patient and diligent. First of all, you need to put in the time and care to create the best possible version of the sign possible, along with a few alternatives. Then, take a break, come back to your design, and look at it with fresh eyes. You’re bound to see things very differently than when you’re face-deep into drafting the sign.

    #19

    Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups

    Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups

    Mineral_myco_medic Report

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Party for the kids; food for the animals. Everybody happy.

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some kid's party can be some hyenas' buffet.

    Emma Ford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feed animals school kids. Preferably at parties while they're in groups.

    Emma Ford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    feed animals school kids at parties when they're in groups. what a party, man

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easily remedied with commas after "Kids" and "Parties"

    Tara Lazar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the left...to the left...everything you want at the farm in the barn to the left

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti PETA stance - "Animals feed kids" Pro-PETA stance - Feed Animals kids

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    #20

    The Love Is Sweeter Of Than Any Jesus Candy!

    The Love Is Sweeter Of Than Any Jesus Candy!

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    Jonny Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat this candy, for it is my flesh, and drink this soda pop, for it is my blood. Do this in memory of me.

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    Christian Golden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen! But to be fair? Most things are better than candy corn.

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree! I like candy corn! You and I seem to be in the overall minority, though XD

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    any rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's bad for you, disgusting and unhealthy. Got it

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this isn't one of those churches preaching trick-or-treating and Halloween are evil.

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's obviously is!!! People dressing up like evil vampires, werewolves, and don't get me started on cowboys!!! ITS HORRIFIC!!!! (/s obviously lmao)

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was always bummed when I got jesus candy at Halloween. I mean jeez, couldn't you shell out for chick tracts?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jesus, I've got candy corn's lawyer on line 3. Something about patent infringement."

    Jesha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought those were called 'communion hosts'.

    Jan Tschierschky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diabetes causing Jesus, great for type 2

    HogHedge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer chocolate. With nuts

    MasterProcrastinator
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe go with candy that people actually like

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    #21

    Wildphot Lifeography

    Wildphot Lifeography

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to learn their syllabication rules

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean they're a photographer not a linguist.

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    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coz that wouldn't fit along the bottom in a straight and legible line would it? 🤨

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There would be room for the word WILDLIFE and the word PHOTOS underneath, in the same place as these stickers. Then everyone could read it easily.

    Sue Foster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing is "Wildlife" would have fit on one line!!

    Strega Nonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where does one get a degree in lifography? Nowhere. It's all on the job training.

    Kerry Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photlifeographys are pretty scary in the wild

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stalking the wild Phot, for lifeography!

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    Secondly, you should definitely take the time to show your design to a few different people, whether they’re your relatives, close friends, coworkers, or—heck—even some passersby on the street. You’re essentially conducting a bit of research with tiny focus groups. They might catch a silly mistake you left in or might end up interpreting the entire sign very differently than you intended. It’s better to deal with a dash of embarrassment now than tons of it later.

    #22

    Always Forgotten Remembered Never

    Always Forgotten Remembered Never

    godhatesanna Report

    HogHedge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember them, who are they?

    any rei
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also love the zipper placement

    Tim Shafer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always forgotten never remembered? That's how it should be...

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agh! These get so annoying!

    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i never actually wqtched it... i like romances especially romcom, but idk if i would like it

    Wren Hard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch it. You might like it. And if you don't you'll get a good laugh/ cringe anyway. Spider monkey...

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    Zaza Zooey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you wear your hoodie unzipped a lot so this one actually makes sense

    Kat-Renee Kittel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save better as "never forgotten" in that sequence. :-)

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    Virgil Blue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had forgotten al l about those books, points for accuracy, hoodie.

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    #23

    Ever Ythin Gisa B Rt E Kind

    Ever Ythin Gisa B Rt E Kind

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    Roland Testa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best I could do was "Everything is a Bert. Kind"

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    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign proves it's own statement false, imo

    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything is a what?

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Art. Be kind”. It took me a bit to figure out how to properly read it

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps the 'art' here is how what the sign says vs how the sign looks combine to form an oxymoron.

    Landithy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great. Now you've awoken Cthulhu.

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except this is bad art.

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    #24

    Pine Man Apple Go Nada Nada

    Pine Man Apple Go Nada Nada

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    DA POTATO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a pine man apple, I can confirm that we do go nada nada. lol

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Pineman the northern version of Florida man?

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I’ve now got the ’Pen pineapple apple pen’ song going round in my head.

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a Pen, i have an apple, an Apple pen

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    Louie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you understand a little Spanish is easy to understand this. Lemonade=limonada. So Mangonada=mango drink. “Pineapplenada” Spanglish for pineapple drink. It says so in the smaller letters

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know Spanish, so didn't know what nada meant, but figured it must be the name of the drink

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    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apple pen pinapple pen pen pineapple apple pen

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is this place located, asking for a friend... (I saw boba soooo..., I wanna try every boba shop I can.)

    Laughing Orc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man go nada! Woman go noda! We clever strong people

    Kat-Renee Kittel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROTFL - bout fell out of my chair!! Must be a pakled sign (STNG - Samaritan's Snare)

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    Mihai Mara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the green part is not "Man go nada" :)))

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pine Man Apple Go Nada Nada. Wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean?"

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    #25

    Trees Trees Warn Have Fellow Musical Trees Taste

    Trees Trees Warn Have Fellow Musical Trees Taste

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    Sami K.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Trees have musical taste'?

    Cyndielouwhoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of musicals do trees like?

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly classical. Sometimes they like to beatbox

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign was made out of trees trees

    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what trees warn their fellow trees about? Approaching chainsaws? Rampant squirrels? Whatever it ain't working.

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is true that there are certain species of trees who give off pheromones/chemicals when they're being fed upon by animals. This causes the surrounding trees (of presumably the same species) to increase their production of gross-tasting and harmful chemicals (such as tannins), hopefully causing the animals to stop browsing on the trees, so that some of the trees will survive predation. Some plants, when preyed upon by caterpillars, will release chemical signals/pheromones that literally guide parasitic wasps to prey on the caterpillars. So, trees DO communicate, about the animals that prey upon them XD

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    Ghaniyah Verma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Scott Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do trees that don't warn other trees have musical taste?

    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I laughing so much I don't even understand it😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    #26

    Time Spent Second With Family Is Worthevery

    Time Spent Second With Family Is Worthevery

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time spent with family is worth every second? I hate this word placement, it makes my brain hurt

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the "WORTHEVERY" is making me scream inside XD

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    A P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they meant time spent with Second family

    Lotekguy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't be that blatant about having a second family, though it does explain being away half the time for "work".

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read time spent with second family

    Devon Archer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this even a thing!? These hurt my brain.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The font just adds to all the wrong.

    Sue Foster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living a double life? Time spent with second family??

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    #27

    Do Not Thanks; Turn Off Randy

    Do Not Thanks; Turn Off Randy

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    Shadow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The two colours help though. It's not that bad..

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * c***s gun *.. alright Randy.. time to go off..

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you name your thermostat Randy? Or maybe Randy is the fan's name

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously the red part was done first, and then the black added as an afterthought, which ruined it

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn off Randy's inability to write a legible sign!

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    Devon Archer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m more worried about the fact that we need to turn off Randy..

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn-off Randy is a guy you never want as a wingman on a date...

    ViFi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dang it randy, youve been going at it for three hours already!

    Regina George
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it properly because of the colours

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    #28

    I Don't Know Why Everyone Has Been Complaining. My Cage Large Eggs Have Been Very Affordable

    I Don't Know Why Everyone Has Been Complaining. My Cage Large Eggs Have Been Very Affordable

    derydoca Report

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free eggs? It's about time.

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in the package! I can take them free or sue them for false advertising!

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because small free eggs are catch and release until they reach legal size

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always cage my large free eggs

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    #29

    My Religion Is My Religion. Very Simple Is Kindness

    My Religion Is My Religion. Very Simple Is Kindness

    Get-Wrecked-By-Shrek Report

    Ellie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda like this one, it works either way. A bit yodafied, but it still works

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My religion is - Assimilate, resistance is futile!

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A better statement than most about religion.

    Zaza Zooey
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    2 years ago

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    #30

    Love, Askv, Grsenofr? Ihty

    Love, Askv, Grsenofr? Ihty

    TheMoonMoth Report

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love asks for everything?

    CowGhost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're really good at problem solving.

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh, I thought the red O was an I. That makes much more sense. Unfortunately, it's like these people don't understand how to read the English language, so it goes in all crazy directions and starts in odd places.

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me think of those little puzzles with small sliding squares and only one empty space that you move around to try to get the words or pictures in order. Aw. Wish I had one right now. Can’t remember the last time I saw one. Like a complicated fidget spinner, if you will, you needed a little skill to solve them. I wonder if they’re still around. I wonder if kids today could do them easily or if it would be like trying to operate a rotary phone to them. Lol

    minty fresh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha well i am 17 and when i was a little younger i had a few ones. they came as a prize with a pack of crisps and i was damn good at them. they were 3 by 3 and was so proud that i solved them faster than older friends and even my parents. i played with them a lot!

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    vennyp0o
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Love asks for everything' but the upper right E is used twice. Drove me nuts. 21 letters in statement on a block of 20.

    Lhr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love very, thing asks for gas

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can find the words "love," "ask," either "very" or "every," and I can also find "night" but it's a bit of a stretch. I have no idea what this is supposed to say.

    Lhr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love everything asks for

    Adalie Stoddard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my eyes hurt. does anyone know what this says?

    Kise Miarse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only got this one because of the asian book cover design earlier. Is spiral writing a thing?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love ask very thin frogs

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    #31

    Eng English Lish Gram Grammar Mar

    Eng English Lish Gram Grammar Mar

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who decided to make the cover of books to teach people grammar in a new language confusing. The target audience doesn't know what the base words are yet so they can't figure it out.

    Zaza Zooey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about we make educational books in a straight forward layout to eliminate confusion. I know, sounds crazy! *insert eye roll*

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The author wants you to be confused even before opening the book.

    Tara Lazar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the cover tells you it ain't gonna be easy...

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the lessons in the book aren't this STUPID.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be called " Theory and Irony "

    Chexmy Licks🇯🇵
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg stop im gonna sh1t my pants AHAGHJGJAHGJHAGJAJHGAGAJ

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least use a capital 'E' for English!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your printer tells you it is out of toner

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    #32

    Tog Tog Eth Eth Er! Er!

    Tog Tog Eth Eth Er! Er!

    Papa-Palps Report

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, summoning great old ones again, I see

    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tog Tog! - Who`s there? - Eth Eth - Eth Eth who? - Er Er

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t they ever see it? Look at it? Read it!?

    Adalie Stoddard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had to look at it for a bit but i think its supposed to say together

    Kerry Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't beat a clear crisp message like that one.

    Strega Nonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are toilet humor sounds (tog tog eth eth er er!) which would surely be banned in FL.

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they do this?! It's not clever or cute.

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    #33

    Dream Work Stay Big Hard Kind X.x

    Dream Work Stay Big Hard Kind X.x

    OutOfDutchGaming Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many dream about the big hard kind, whether meeting one or having one.

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had me at big hard. But you're kind too? Your place or mine?

    🦕 AroAce Dinosaur 🦕
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always stay big and hard, kids! You will thank us when you grow up!

    Jojo B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dream big. Work hard. Stay kind.

    Ziggyc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay big,hard....my new saying to hubby

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    big hard kind got inappropriate here lol

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had the option of putting two of the couplets on the left and right so they were beside the screen instead of above it and then it would have been easy to read. They were probably put there by teachers too, which makes it even more odd.

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    #34

    Artcolumbůs Makes Makes Columbusart

    Artcolumbůs Makes Makes Columbusart

    svgcbbg Report

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, thank God they make art and not signs

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "For my final submission in Graphic Arts, I present an allegory for the confusion brought about by modern life."

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would not be confusing if they hadn't made the second "us" white. But then expecting anything in Columbus to be not confusing is silly.

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do the US white to make the play on unity: ColumbUS. Meanwhile, the city is falling apart from crime.

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    Tuesday's child
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If these people can't make a decent sign, I wonder what their art looks like?🤔🤔

    #35

    Pibu Zzarger

    Pibu Zzarger

    Directorshaggy Report

    Radish The Rabbit
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Stop insulting HelluvaHedgehogAlien’s mother!

    Irish woman abroad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have visions of everyone in town calling it Pibu Zzarger forever, until that ends up bring its official name 😂

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they insist on breaking words up this way?!

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pibu Zzarger might become my next RPG toon's name... or could be the antagonist in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 3...

    Spanish Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an offense in my planet's language too.

    Eric Forster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have a large Pi Bu to go. Hold the Zza Rger.

    Prince of Darkness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not unexpected in turkey. they also have a place called "pizza bull: fast like bull!" because when you think of bull, you think of, you know, fast

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    #36

    Drinks Ice Sorry We Machine

    Drinks Ice Sorry We Machine

    risingsky111 Report

    Alicat Wombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me thinks the left page was intended to go under the right page

    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously the ice machine is not the only thing that's broken in this place

    E
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'drinks Ice sorry we machine apoligize is broken no ice for' :P

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asians? It makes sense if you read right to left the way Japanese do

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My classmate, then 16-17, boycotted punctuation marks. Everyone told her: you can't do that, write properly. Now this is normal.

    gerry.garh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Randy was tasked with taping the sign.

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    #37

    Burger Better Cause Maker You Built It

    Burger Better Cause Maker You Built It

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me think the "better cause you built it" part was supposed to be below "burger maker" but they an out of space

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one not as bad due to business name in huge letters

    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'cause??? that abbreviation doesn't exist

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it is really common, and I think it's better than 'coz. Using the comma makes it clear it is an abbreviation, like when you use 'til to abbreviate until

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    Strega Nonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Burger maker you built it better 'cause???" Tune in to the season finale next week for the answer.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean we will meet our maker....??

    Audrey Lu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is there an accent above c

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    #38

    Waste Energy Today Tomorrow

    Waste Energy Today Tomorrow

    amberarah Report

    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the day after tomorrow?

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just about sums up energy consumption. We are a has bin.’

    #39

    Scan Me To View Our Nu

    Scan Me To View Our Nu

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just bring me a regular menu. I'm old and aint got time for this s**t.

    Array Index Out of Bounds
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard the f***k out of that! Edit: I wrote f.r.i.c.k. what is up with BPs algorithm?

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    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a restaurant that had no free wifi. and they wanted me to do this. If they had not produced a really printed menu I would have walked out.

    Fernando Álvarez
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I don't want to view your nu!!! 🤭

    Strega Nonna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody wants to see your nu. Some things are not meant to be seen in public.

    memeju1ce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just see a little face tbh

    Butter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scan me to view our menu

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    #40

    Never Always Open Look

    Never Always Open Look

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    Amy T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else notice it's after dark and the door is, in fact, open?

    OtterNaut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the door doesn't have a window so you can't look before you open.

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love its says "always look" and I do not see a peephole in the door. Maybe behind the confusing sign?

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, but what the hell happens behind that door, exactly?

    Budcot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is something like a danger of polar bears or other dangerous wildlife?

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, someone, anyone! Help us! What, where, who, how is behind this door?

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's clearly the OUTDOORS! Very terrifying!!

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something behind the door is apparently life threatening, yet they can't be arsed to actually tell you what it is. Terrible sign.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dangerous is this neighborhood?

    Máté Jancsek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's a clearly noticeable empty space between the two columns. Don't be a dum-dum and read everything that is the same row together...

    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ermm..what are you supposed to look at before you open the door?

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    #41

    I Love The Sound When You Make Up Shut

    I Love The Sound When You Make Up Shut

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the sentiment but it’s a mess.

    Jojo B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the sound you make when you shut up!!!- My friend would love this

    Shortimus Prime
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE the sound when you SHUT UP!! is what it's supposed to say.

    Tara Lazar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the design you make when you show up

    Máté Jancsek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know how to read this, so it does not sound offensive :D

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There isn't a way. It's offensive. (Although some people need it saying to them)

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    #42

    It’s Hard To Be When Humble You’re From Texas

    It’s Hard To Be When Humble You’re From Texas

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    Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's meant to be read as, "It's hard to be humble when you're from Humble, Texas."

    Morgen Stern
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or simply "It's hard to be...when you're from Humble, Texas". Or anywhere from Texas, for that matter. It is hard to be a lot of things in Texas. A woman who is pro choice, an immigrant, a POC, anything but cisgender and heterosexual, a reasonable person who thinks there should be extensive background checks and psychological evaluations before one is allowed to purchase and own a gun, etc. (Just to clarify, I am European.)

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    That guy Nic B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s Hard to be smart when your from Texas

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to be humble when you're from Texas because people are so badly raised and educated there?

    sylvantic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s hard to be humble when you’re from Texas because Texans pretend that they’re smart and not the laughingstock of reasonably intelligent human beings.

    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to have rights in Texas.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this stupid coaster should help a little bit

    meow point1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's half-Swedish, so he once had a joke sticker that read, "It's hard to be humble ven you're Swedish".

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a sign you can only read in the day.

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    #43

    Hot Makes Me Want A Dog

    Hot Makes Me Want A Dog

    cjoll4 Report

    Spanish Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Real bad" — describes this shirt.

    Weird Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who else read that in a cheerleading voice

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The expression on their faces. Like they are victims of human (junk food) trafficking and were told to get up on stage and perform and they better smile or they will get served at the snack bar. EDIT: I'm saying they look stressed and uncomfortable - not happy.

    Crazy catz
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I hearing this in mickey mouse's voice

    Velveteen Worm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jennifer Coolidge is who the line came from in legally blonde! She has that same kind of throaty inflection as Mickey Mouse imo

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    #44

    I'm 🍍on Stuck You!

    I'm 🍍on Stuck You!

    flopsychops Report

    Hono Klatuu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm stuck on you. (Pineapple is superfluous)

    Cara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Secret swingers message?

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking!! I was introduced to the little pineapple tattoo explanation not too long ago.

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuck you and the horse you rode in on

    Tara Lazar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm stuck on laughing cause there's a freakin' pineapple in the way

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    #45

    Together Is Together, Powerful You Win

    Together Is Together, Powerful You Win

    haribo2001 Report

    Marla Singer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just admit once and for all that side-by-side mini columns of text are *never* good design? Why do so many people try to make it work?

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works ok when there is something to differentiate between the columns, like colour for example...

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    Steve Le Maistre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read it in Yoda's voice and it makes sense.

    Brett Hanna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something Yoda might say.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a pro gang violence sign?

    Rylee Evergreen 🇺🇦 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry but this sounds like a trump quote. powerful. you win. america wins. good america. we have the best economy in the world. we win. america AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a positive affirmation quote. The same could be used for anything, sporting organisation, a women's support group, a rehab group, cancer survivors, family therapy. It doesn't have to be read in a negative light.

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    #46

    Traditional Free Glass Horse Meat Of Wine

    Traditional Free Glass Horse Meat Of Wine

    Ohwait11 Report

    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know for a fact that this will be downvoted but horse meat is actually really good. I had it in France.

    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its dumb anyway, whats the difference between a cow and a horse?

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK no matter how you read that, they have horse meat. No thank you.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, next we’ll be eating cows, then pigs ! Where will it end ?

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meat is meat... it's a cultural, taste and/or availability consideration. I won't likely visit Papua in my lifetime.

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Dwight says “I invented a device, called Burger on the Go. It allows you to obtain six regular sized hamburgers, or twelve sliders, from a horse without killing the animal. George Foreman is still considering it, Sharper Image is still considering it, Sky Mall is still considering it. Sears said no."

    Lydia Languish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the Traditional free glass Horse Meat of wine red, white or Clydesdale?

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another place I can’t take my horse out to. Horses are intelligent animals who have complex, lasting relationships with others of their kind…as do cattle etc but carnivores like to ignore that. Dog meat is enjoyed in some countries but I doubt anyone here would be keen to partake.

    The.Absolute.Vast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I demand my free glass horsemeat of wine.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently getting something "free" when you pay 20 bucks isn't just a USA thing. lol

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    #47

    You're Like The Now One I

    You're Like The Now One I

    phullofit1 Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you call the cops because a crazy homeless man is on your porch yelling, writing on the walls and eating your flowers.

    Sean
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its an album cover and the album contains explicit language

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    Dee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP didn't censor him. 😃

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! What happened to her other eye?

    #48

    He She Asked Said 10-4

    He She Asked Said 10-4

    Biblegrill Report

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trucker or police wedding?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Later tonight we are going to do 10-17 with 10-12 until she is 10-7 and 10-29. But by then I'll need a 10-100 and possibly a 10-38.

    Keller Worthen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Later tonight we are going to do [meet complainant] with [stand by] until she is [out of service] and [check for wanted]. But by then I'll need a 10-100(doesn't exist) and possibly a [urgent]

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10.4. That’s what she said.

    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soo... he asked her to marry him, she said ok in ten speak. Trucker family. Just being playful in their own way. 😋

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    #49

    At Least Irma It Ain't Ian 17 Snowin 22

    At Least Irma It Ain't Ian 17 Snowin 22

    Richie311 Report

    Whiskey Tango Delicious
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We like to name our hurricanes. Two different occasions Irma and Ian threatened the states, this person clearly made it through the first, 🤞 fingers crossed they made it through the second

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All hurricanes and cyclones are named, it's a global system to keep track of them. An international committee comes up with an alphabetical list of names for each year. Both of these have been retired and won't be used again due to significant loss of life and property from the storms.

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    Sweet_Dee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, as someone who lives in Wisconsin and deals with snow 6 months out of the year, I'd take snow any day over a hurricane!!

    Jesha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dislike these far far less than the ones done by professional designers.

    Bookworm
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it doesn't seem fair to hold a random person with a sheet of plywood, a spray can and a dark sense of humor to the same standards as actual commercial graphics.

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    Helene Logan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ian destroyed our home and our neighbor's homes. The entire island looks like a bomb went off. I'll take my chances with snow and better signage!

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    #50

    Holo Meve

    Holo Meve

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like stuff at a thrift store. Can't blame someone for putting two unrelated signs next to each other.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you don't buy both, how will people know holomeve?

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    vennyp0o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holo Meve...I could see someone naming their son or daughter this these days.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't love home without it.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna go to the Holodeck to get some Holomeve?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shouldn't be on this list, it's obvious they're separate signs.

    Harry Balsagna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Holomeve, wasn't this a deck on the Enterprise?

    #51

    Palm For Trees Sale

    Palm For Trees Sale

    carbonx Report

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Palm for create your own, trees sale tropical paradise

    #52

    Donut Be Happy Worry

    Donut Be Happy Worry

    IFB83 Report

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a little song I wrote, You might want to sing it note for note, Donut worry, be happy

    scag$y
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Landlord says your rent is late, He might have to litigate, Donut worry, Be happy! - Bobby McFerrin, unless I'm mistaken?

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    #53

    Is The Jesus Reason For The Season?

    Is The Jesus Reason For The Season?

    leolacakes Report

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    #54

    We Are No One Dare With You To Harm You

    We Are No One Dare With You To Harm You

    yussma Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be nice if no one dare to harm anyone :(

    #55

    Not Sure If This Has Been Posted Here Already But Yeahh.. Lohovo Vepete

    Not Sure If This Has Been Posted Here Already But Yeahh.. Lohovo Vepete

    synecdokie Report

    #56

    Critic The Ink Ersal

    Critic The Ink Ersal

    Reddituser0346 Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind this one. Its ambiguous on purpose to discuss coursework for "critical thinkers".

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me start by criticizing this

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    #57

    Working Like To Support The Crazy Lazy

    Working Like To Support The Crazy Lazy

    t-readyroc Report

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working like crazy to support the lazy. On behalf of the lazy I'm sorry, you really don't need to do that.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #58

    9/11 Was Arrest Treason The Bankers

    9/11 Was Arrest Treason The Bankers

    Madcat6679 Report

    Kanzi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's so much wrong going on. I stopped at "The law is the crime"

    Bookworm
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it is Texas, where their attorney general is going to an impeachment trial in the state Senate (in which his wife, a state Senator, will probably vote), not for having been under federal indictment for securities fraud the entire time he's been in office, or for any of the horrible, crazy and often questionably legal things he's done as AG, but for taking bribes from a billionaire and firing some aides who tried to blow the whistle on him for it. So the bumper sticker might be right about that one.

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a sign on the top too? Scary.

    #59

    Moviforw Ngard

    Moviforw Ngard

    myman_soulbrotha Report

    #60

    Families Are And It’s Being Forced Not Just To Flee

    Families Are And It’s Being Forced Not Just To Flee

    eviltimeban Report

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    #61

    Same Same Game Dead Diff Erent Levels Devils

    Same Same Game Dead Diff Erent Levels Devils

    EmotionalTeabaggage Report

    Vicky P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks more like a "Doff" to me, so, Different. It's horrible regardless of what it says. IMO only.

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The paper says "same game, different levels. Same hell different devils." The tattoo just says "same levels same devils." Why anyone would get this tattooed on themselves, especially this big, I have no idea.

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tattoo says the same as the paper. The font changes in between same and level/devil

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet their mother is proud of them.

    Nancy T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can't be for real???

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    #62

    Bang Naruto Head Style Here (At Work)

    Bang Naruto Head Style Here (At Work)

    swinkyy_x Report

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I prefer not to do either of that

    That One Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, funny sign when read correctly

    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    personally, i think it should be Tanjiro style

    #63

    Vac Cer Cination Tificate

    Vac Cer Cination Tificate

    WitchBLUNT Report

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there had been enough room to spell out each word without line breaks

    #64

    Roll Dice The

    Roll Dice The

    mpmwrites Report

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    #65

    Don’t This Paint Side!

    Don’t This Paint Side!

    HoeDownClown Report

    Error 404 (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proceeds to paint on the side they were not supposed to paint on

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    #66

    Cry • Give Up

    Cry • Give Up

    Epacs Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laugh: don't give up. Think: don't ever. Cry: give up.

    #67

    “Fun” Dasn Riig!

    “Fun” Dasn Riig!

    AFabulousNarwhal Report

    #68

    Red Blood Hot Sugar Chili Sex Peppers Magic

    Red Blood Hot Sugar Chili Sex Peppers Magic

    experimentalshoes Report

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chili sex? Hard pass, thanks!

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it an STD or are you just happy to see me?

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    Sarel Seerower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The correct reading is still nonsensical

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chili sex, probably the most spicy thing somebody could try

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    #69

    At Day At Night I’m You’re Your My Angel Slave

    At Day At Night I’m You’re Your My Angel Slave

    TypicalYankeeScum Report

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great tattoo this would make

    Vicky P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's odd that they got one of each, but not odd - at all - that they used them in the wrong places!

    Gin Saya Carter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they get "you're" right on one side and wrong on the other?!

    Spencer's slave
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *you're 🙄 because we're all thinking it

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    #70

    Don’t Do Park Park Here Here

    Don’t Do Park Park Here Here

    tenmillionfreckles Report

    #71

    Tis It True? His It Hhelpful?

    Tis It True? His It Hhelpful?

    G33kyArmy Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Election campaign debates would only last a few minutes. Speeches even less.

    #72

    Wht Pink Ey

    Wht Pink Ey

    jeremy_lrd Report

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pink Whitney, its pink lemonade vodka.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe the sign makes had a bit too much of it then

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    #73

    Elv Perf Is Ect

    Elv Perf Is Ect

    BurnDivision Report

    Nancy T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see granny bedazzled her scooter!

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So “is” has double duty?

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    #74

    Blackwhite Beachbeach

    Blackwhite Beachbeach

    fpfx Report

    #75

    Why Would Me You Marry For Wanna Anyhow?

    Why Would Me You Marry For Wanna Anyhow?

    BABNN Report

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First one says "why would you wanna marry me for anyhow?" Slightly messed up grammar, but understandable once you put the words in th eright order. Second one is the response, "so I can kiss you anytime I want."

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who doesn't know: this is a quote from the 2002 movie (starring Reese Witherspoon and Josh Lucas) Sweet Home Alabama. The poor grammar makes sense in the context of the movie, which is partially set in...Alabama. I don't mean that to make fun of people from the South, I promise!

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    #76

    Mr.mon Lemade

    Mr.mon Lemade

    oinkpiggyoink Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds kind of fancy and a bit French “ Mr Mon Le Made”

    Vicky P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he was my high school science teacher.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the idea of lemon made lemonade.

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    #77

    Make No Art War

    Make No Art War

    Dogeishuman Report

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Poland. We still suffer from post cold war shame, so we use English when communicating with other Poles just to feel fancy. Often it's gibberish. Just use Polish, it's okay, it's a beautiful language.

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    #78

    Lat Ame Tro

    Lat Ame Tro

    Noise_Loop Report

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In spanish "yo soy" (often shortened to just "soy") means I am. These mean "I'm latina" "I'm american" and "I'm tropical."

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehm . . . what's the one in black text?

    #79

    You’re Do Not Next Enter

    You’re Do Not Next Enter

    ILikeColdSoup Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, "You're Do Not Next Enter", the lesser-known cousin of "Don't Dead Open Inside".

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I’m next don’t I have to enter?

    #80

    Because I’m Me

    Because I’m Me

    TiptoeingElephants Report

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same." A little cringy if you ask me, and possibly photoshopped.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND they used Solas from the Dragon Age games in their cringey creepy photoshop. I'm offended. The Dragon Age games are fantastic. XD

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just 'cause it's photoshopped doesn't mean it isn't a real product. Have you seen 95% of the clothes listings in Amazon??

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    #81

    Honk You If Fart

    Honk You If Fart

    cyx6six Report

    KatZen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alabama. This is almost too edgy for Alabama so I applaud them for trying.

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    #82

    Cheat Yonur GF Not Yonur Workouts

    Cheat Yonur GF Not Yonur Workouts

    misterecgamer Report

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cheat on your girlfriend, not on your workout." A very negative message that should not be there.

    Xander Bolam-Carty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheat on your girlfriend, NOT on your workouts?!?!

    #83

    Gas Store Open Is Open

    Gas Store Open Is Open

    iHaruku Report

    #84

    Pro Pro Pro Life God Gun

    Pro Pro Pro Life God Gun

    theblazingkoala Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing says devotion to God like holding a gun sight with crosshairs.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't mentally get past someone being "pro life" and "pro gun" at the same time.

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    Sarel Seerower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not American but I hate that their pro-God group is also their anti-women's rights and pro-gun group

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    #85

    Postal Are Workers Thieves

    Postal Are Workers Thieves

    RevDudeistPancake Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Tom, your neighbor is the one stealing all your Amazon and Bad Dragon package deliveries, not the postal workers.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note for fellow pandas: Don't google Bad Dragon at work

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    #87

    Great Great Food! People

    Great Great Food! People

    Beantowndreamt0wn Report

    not human
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know why there are bloody handprints underneath?

    #88

    Work Love Prank Boss Sass Drink Sing Eat

    Work Love Prank Boss Sass Drink Sing Eat

    papayathemaya Report

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kinda c**p even makes that "Live, Laugh, Love" mess less cringey.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do Office fans realize that there are people out there who have never seen this show and would have absolutely no idea what this poster means? Because I've never seen The Office and I have absolutely no idea what this poster means.

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    #89

    God Save #not The Working My Class King

    God Save #not The Working My Class King

    counterc Report

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Misplacement seems easier to read in graffiti.

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    #90

    My Religion Is My Religion, Very Simple Is Kindness

    My Religion Is My Religion, Very Simple Is Kindness

    kindabllue Report

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Total aside - Why is it a big deal to have soap made with 100% pure goat milk? What happens if the goat has been cheating on Billy, swears in Greek, and is racist against fainting goats?