Brevity! Clarity! Proper kerning (that’s the spacing between letters)! And no silly business with the fonts! At their core, signs are supposed to impart the biggest amount of information in the least amount of time. That sounds simple enough on paper (pun intended), but not everyone manages to rise to the challenge.

They follow through with their [cough] artistic vision [cough] and the result is a hot mess of utterly illegible chaos. The worst of the bunch end up being featured on the r/dontdeadopeninside subreddit, an online community that is dedicated to nonsense signs if read normally. We’ve collected some of their best posts to share with you. Scroll down, but be careful—if you’re a fan of order, you might end up facepalming way too much.

#1

We Stand With No Standing Ukraine

We Stand With No Standing Ukraine

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#2

Asia Rden Ensb Vgio Ocko

Asia Rden Ensb Vgio Ocko

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#3

Left No Turn Right Only Turn

Left No Turn Right Only Turn

thatrotteneggsmell Report

Dead Rat
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what? I ll just carry on straight forward

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The r/dontdeadopeninside subreddit has been up and running for nearly a decade, all the way since mid-2014. Since then, the community has grown to encompass over 681k members from all over the world.

The name of the group is rooted in the hit TV series, ‘The Walking Dead,’ which had a promotional poster that had the words ‘Don’t Open’ on one half of the chained doors and ‘Dead Inside’ on the other. When read from left to right, due to the weird spacing, the message becomes ‘Don’t Dead Open Inside’ instead of the intended ‘Don’t Open Dead Inside.’

#4

You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t

You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t

1mnotcrying Report

Shadow
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How are you even supposed to read this? Even if I follow the lines it doesn't make sense

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#5

Honk Ha Against Te

Honk Ha Against Te

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#6

Love Is Watching & Watching Someone Someone Die Is Hard

Love Is Watching & Watching Someone Someone Die Is Hard

haevy_mental Report

According to Know Your Meme, ‘Don’t Dead Open Inside’ is one of the most well-recognized examples of messages that aren’t read as they should be because there’s no instantly-recognizable, clear way to tell what order the words ought to be in. It takes a moment to really get the message, by which time the impact the sign could have had is lost.

The meme spread on Twitter in 2010 as more and more people started realizing this. Throughout the next few years, internet users started coming up with memes and jokes based on this. Eventually, this led to the creation of r/dontdeadopeninside in 2014, which continues to be very popular to this day.

#7

Sophisticated Ho

Sophisticated Ho

Xendran Report

#8

Jesus Save Can Even You

Jesus Save Can Even You

Slaidn Report

#9

Ly Paer Soils Ca

Ly Paer Soils Ca

igethejoke Report

Me
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it's "player socials", I found that one easy to read surprisingly.

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There are a few main rules that the members of the DDOI community ought to follow. “Signs must be read correctly top to bottom, and incorrectly left to right, like any text usually. Though it does not matter how easily you can read them, it is highly encouraged to only post images with little separation or spacing between the columns of words,” the moderator team running the group explains.

#10

Redshe Neckshed

Redshe Neckshed

WishboneUnlikely1963 Report

Alicat Wombat
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate all the “she shed” “man cave” bs. Just stop it.

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#11

Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]

Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]

not_quite_creative Report

Downunderdude
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'God is teal'. I always imagined him as a sort of russet.

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#12

Eggmnnaeet

Eggmnnaeet

JTUkko Report

Meanwhile, redditors are encouraged to be original with their content: reposting the most popular pics of all time or signs from the last 4 months isn’t tolerated. Your posts might end up getting removed. Moreover, signs that have been staged or faked also have no place on this sub. Finally, internet users are asked to be civil to each other and to put the wrong way to read the message in the titles of their posts.

#13

Go Citd Wals!

Go Citd Wals!

ijustsailedaway Report

#15

You Give Chances Kid Voice Are

You Give Chances Kid Voice Are

The_missing_link_69 Report

Boring Pandae
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you teach children how to write sentences please make it easy to read

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As we’ve covered on Bored Panda previously, clarity and brevity are absolutely vital when creating signs. Essentially, you only have a moment to get your message across. So if you cause even the slightest amount of confusion, you’ve basically negated the whole point of your sign, and it's best to start over.

#16

The Tim Hoe Use

The Tim Hoe Use

JohnnyAlabama Report

#17

We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal

We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal

5W1TCHY Report

MontanaMariner
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The different colors make it pretty obvious.

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#18

Hot Sharp Water Needles!!

Hot Sharp Water Needles!!

dkreidler Report

What really helps avoid these errors is being patient and diligent. First of all, you need to put in the time and care to create the best possible version of the sign possible, along with a few alternatives. Then, take a break, come back to your design, and look at it with fresh eyes. You’re bound to see things very differently than when you’re face-deep into drafting the sign.

#19

Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups

Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups

Mineral_myco_medic Report

Sue Denham
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Party for the kids; food for the animals. Everybody happy.

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#21

Wildphot Lifeography

Wildphot Lifeography

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ƒιѕн
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone needs to learn their syllabication rules

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Secondly, you should definitely take the time to show your design to a few different people, whether they’re your relatives, close friends, coworkers, or—heck—even some passersby on the street. You’re essentially conducting a bit of research with tiny focus groups. They might catch a silly mistake you left in or might end up interpreting the entire sign very differently than you intended. It’s better to deal with a dash of embarrassment now than tons of it later.

#22

Always Forgotten Remembered Never

Always Forgotten Remembered Never

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ƒιѕн
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still a better love story than Twi....... oh wait.

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#24

Pine Man Apple Go Nada Nada

Pine Man Apple Go Nada Nada

Reckless-Ambition Report

DA POTATO
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a pine man apple, I can confirm that we do go nada nada. lol

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If you’re working on a very important project, you might want to consider hiring some professionals to help you, instead of doing everything yourself. Find a designer with a decent reputation to flesh out some of your ideas. Meanwhile, consider getting in touch with a proofreader or editor as well. We all make silly mistakes from time to time, and it helps to have a real pro in your corner.

#25

Trees Trees Warn Have Fellow Musical Trees Taste

Trees Trees Warn Have Fellow Musical Trees Taste

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Alice_J
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this one normally and I'm still confused

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#27

Do Not Thanks; Turn Off Randy

Do Not Thanks; Turn Off Randy

jabe25 Report

Shadow
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The two colours help though. It's not that bad..

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The fact is that if you just wing it, you might end up losing your audience or potential customers. The more fluent your font is, the clearer your message. And vice versa! How trustworthy and likable you and your business are depends a lot on how you brand everything. Ideally, everything should be as legible as possible. With a focus on readable fonts, good kerning, and an overall design that focuses people’s attention where you want it to.

#28

I Don't Know Why Everyone Has Been Complaining. My Cage Large Eggs Have Been Very Affordable

I Don't Know Why Everyone Has Been Complaining. My Cage Large Eggs Have Been Very Affordable

derydoca Report

#29

My Religion Is My Religion. Very Simple Is Kindness

My Religion Is My Religion. Very Simple Is Kindness

Get-Wrecked-By-Shrek Report

#30

Love, Askv, Grsenofr? Ihty

Love, Askv, Grsenofr? Ihty

TheMoonMoth Report

Here at Bored Panda, we’re very big fans of poorly designed signs—we can’t get enough of these trainwrecks! As such, we’ve featured the genius of r/dontdeadopeninside time and again. If you’d like to see some more chaotic signs that are definitely going to be misinterpreted, check out our earlier lists here and here, as well as here and here.

#31

Eng English Lish Gram Grammar Mar

Eng English Lish Gram Grammar Mar

leinad00 Report

Two_rolling_black_eyes
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who decided to make the cover of books to teach people grammar in a new language confusing. The target audience doesn't know what the base words are yet so they can't figure it out.

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#32

Tog Tog Eth Eth Er! Er!

Tog Tog Eth Eth Er! Er!

Papa-Palps Report

A P
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, summoning great old ones again, I see

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#34

Artcolumbůs Makes Makes Columbusart

Artcolumbůs Makes Makes Columbusart

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A P
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, thank God they make art and not signs

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#35

Pibu Zzarger

Pibu Zzarger

Directorshaggy Report

#36

Drinks Ice Sorry We Machine

Drinks Ice Sorry We Machine

risingsky111 Report

Alicat Wombat
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me thinks the left page was intended to go under the right page

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#37

Burger Better Cause Maker You Built It

Burger Better Cause Maker You Built It

Whatabeezy Report

#38

Waste Energy Today Tomorrow

Waste Energy Today Tomorrow

amberarah Report

#39

Scan Me To View Our Nu

Scan Me To View Our Nu

aak2137 Report

ƒιѕн
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, just bring me a regular menu. I'm old and aint got time for this s**t.

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#40

Never Always Open Look

Never Always Open Look

phurt77 Report

Amy T
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else notice it's after dark and the door is, in fact, open?

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#41

I Love The Sound When You Make Up Shut

I Love The Sound When You Make Up Shut

McDudles Report

#42

It’s Hard To Be When Humble You’re From Texas

It’s Hard To Be When Humble You’re From Texas

_Skum Report

Me
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's meant to be read as, "It's hard to be humble when you're from Humble, Texas."

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#43

Hot Makes Me Want A Dog

Hot Makes Me Want A Dog

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#44

I'm 🍍on Stuck You!

I'm 🍍on Stuck You!

flopsychops Report

#45

Together Is Together, Powerful You Win

Together Is Together, Powerful You Win

haribo2001 Report

#46

Traditional Free Glass Horse Meat Of Wine

Traditional Free Glass Horse Meat Of Wine

Ohwait11 Report

Spencer's slave
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know for a fact that this will be downvoted but horse meat is actually really good. I had it in France.

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#48

He She Asked Said 10-4

He She Asked Said 10-4

Biblegrill Report

MontanaMariner
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Ten Codes, 10-4 means that whatever information or order that was transmitted was received, or basically "Okay." A bit cringy here.

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#49

At Least Irma It Ain't Ian 17 Snowin 22

At Least Irma It Ain't Ian 17 Snowin 22

Richie311 Report

Whiskey Tango Delicious
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We like to name our hurricanes. Two different occasions Irma and Ian threatened the states, this person clearly made it through the first, 🤞 fingers crossed they made it through the second

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#50

Holo Meve

Holo Meve

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Two_rolling_black_eyes
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like stuff at a thrift store. Can't blame someone for putting two unrelated signs next to each other.

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