Ryan Reynolds and Chrissy Teigen might be the king and queen of Twitter but even the Royals have to respect their elders. Myrna Tellingheusen has been tweeting since 2015, and her wise quotes perfectly poke fun at the stereotypes surrounding old folks. So far, little is known about Myrna, and her identity is a complete mystery. Some of her followers want to believe the old lady behind all the life advice is real, while others think she's nothing more than a fictional character. In hopes of finding out something about this internet persona, we've invited her for a little chat.

"I exist in a modular home park in Rainbow, California, a sleepy little town just north of San Diego, and just south of Temecula," Myrna told Bored Panda. "My story is long and fascinating. However, the short version of this story is I want to make social media fun."

"There is too much acrimony in the world right now, and people need to better their sense of humor."

But regardless of who's behind the grandma quotes account, it doesn't make Myrna's tweets any less hilarious. And maybe that's the point. Maybe it's your grandma sharing the life tips; maybe it's a thirty-something literature professor that has a knack for humorous quotes. The mysteries behind Myrna only add more charm to her Twitter game. Scroll down to read her funny quotes on holding grudges, hard-boiled eggs, and other serious topics. Oh, and don't forget to upvote your faves.

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StarsBeyond
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2 years ago

This is the best one!

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Last Hurrah
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2 years ago

Huh?

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OOF
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Well your right, if she accuses you of something you discard her from ur life 😋

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Jaguarundi
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2 years ago

That impudent pup!

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Samantha Bing
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2 years ago

Yes you do Myrna. Yes you do.

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Jaguarundi
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2 years ago

And no cat.

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ravina nimje
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2 years ago (edited)

I feel the same. Does that mean im old already.

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StarsBeyond
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2 years ago

never!

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Allie G.
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2 years ago

THIS IS SO TRUE! Vanilla essence is terrible and ruins cookies.

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

lmao, been there, Myrna

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Molly Tallmadge
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2 years ago (edited)

Me too myrna... Too many outbursts, but I'm working on it!

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Dan H
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2 years ago

sanctity indeed!

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Last Hurrah
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2 years ago

And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena

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Grace Smith
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2 years ago

I do the same. Clearly I am the alpha lobster

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Ryo Bakura
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2 years ago

Don't forget the beef gelatin.

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Dan H
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2 years ago

Like a cannon!

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Grace Smith
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2 years ago

This is eggcellent

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Last Hurrah
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2 years ago

Translation: You gave the host the 'finger'.

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StarsBeyond
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2 years ago

Yes, and i would like the sweater with zebra print cantaloupes, please.

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

You used her soap...she will find you, and she will kill you

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Happiness is Hippo
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2 years ago

I love "three(3)"

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Helen R
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2 years ago

How conservative of her.

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Kevin Donegan
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2 years ago

Why did Myrna bother to waste the time laminating the coupon .... they come every Sunday with the paper coupons.

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

MR. NIXON!!! XD

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

Ofcourse, I always cover the oven with a blanket

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First Last
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2 years ago

She read that changing park sign post on here 6months ago

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

And no greater shame than falling to temptation and eating them all in one night...I'm not allowed advent calendars anymore...

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Grace Smith
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2 years ago

Freaking Joan

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Pan Narrans
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2 years ago

Invest one day of your life. Welcome all kids on your doorstep. Let them sing, let them perform. And award them with apples, grapes, tangerines etc. Glow your best smile at the look on their faces. Word will spread.

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Agnes Jekyll
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2 years ago

This is the best one!!!

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Aaron Kara
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2 years ago

"Highway to the danger zone!" - That should play everytime she opens the dishwasher

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MammaG
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2 years ago

"Satan's symphony." I have tears.

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

TELL it

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Alex K
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2 years ago

only micro?

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Carol Emory
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2 years ago

That happened with my Dad frequently... Click-click..click-click...click-click.. "Dad..do you have your blinker on again?" "You just won't let me leave that on will you!?!"

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Wiggity
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2 years ago

That's called being a hard target..........Jason Bourne style.

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Samantha Bing
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2 years ago

The hashtag is at the end! adorablytrending#

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Grace Smith
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2 years ago

BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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First Last
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2 years ago

Lmao yes yesss YESSSS!!!!! BOXES ARW NOT BAKING YOU LAZY JERKS!!!

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Agnes Jekyll
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2 years ago

TRUE!

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mmmm... no ma'am. I was with you until this one.

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2 years ago

Sounds like a wonderful day to me

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Grace Smith
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2 years ago

Why not indeed!!!!!!

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Savant
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2 years ago

The next day I count my leftovers

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Ryo Bakura
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2 years ago

Sacrilege! That's what Publishers Clearing House is for!

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Jaguarundi
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2 years ago

I pretend I'm deaf and sign "No thank you" at them.

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Andres Tejeda
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2 years ago

Damn that's cold.

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Patricia Ross
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2 years ago

come on Lyle

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Jaguarundi
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2 years ago

I don't feel guilty.

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Grace Smith
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2 years ago

Wait what? People made cauliflower into rice?

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Patricia Ross
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2 years ago

hehehe

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BusLady
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2 years ago

Ouch!!!

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Agnes Jekyll
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2 years ago

Perfect!!

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Patricia Ross
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2 years ago

Why I gotta be a heathen just because I'm running late?

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Darryl Kerrigan
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2 years ago

Wonder how old MC Young is now?

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Savant
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2 years ago

swiffer like you have never swiffered before

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

HAAAAAAAAAahahahaaaaaaa

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Jaguarundi
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2 years ago

Forward that to me please?

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Harold Summer
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2 years ago

Myrna, do you have pretty lips?

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Grace Smith
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2 years ago

GOD DAMMIT MARGARET

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Roxy Eastland
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2 years ago

OMG, this is proper laugh out loud funny.

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Chelsea Bates
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2 years ago

Haaaa

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Jane Doe
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2 years ago

...and stay at home moms to do the cooking.

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Dispatcherqueen
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2 years ago

I haven't laughed this much in a long time. Thank you!!

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Desiré Yen
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2 years ago

Huh I don't get this?

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Sue Grigg
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2 years ago

I so agree with this. Not even kidding, I hate that "big room" concept, there's absolutely nothing cozy about them.

Hannah Ingram
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2 years ago

I can understand if the kitchen and dining are in the same room but the living room as well is just pushing it

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Carol Emory
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2 years ago

How the heck are the kids supposed to play hide and seek in an open concept house anyways? I mean, for heaven's sake, can't we just leave one damn wall up?

Nikki D
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2 years ago

Like I want to have to keep my kitchen showroom ready all the time OR have everyone watch me cook. That's a nightmare to me!

Being_Cori
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2 years ago

like hello, uninvited guest, please come in on this rainy day & see [1] my inner wear dying on a rack, [2] my soiled pots & pan [3] & everything else

Ryo Bakura
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2 years ago

Not a bad idea. No stairs, plenty of space, and you could fit a massive TV inside one.

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2 years ago

This is a constant state for me...

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MammaG
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2 years ago

Should "divinity" be nativity?

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