Ever had an awkward first date? Well, no matter how disastrous it was, it probably won't seem so bad once you've read this list of the best tweets on the worst first date questions compiled by Bored Panda.

While you may have had to endure some stilted chitchat or awkward conversation starters, at least you didn't have to experience what these people went through in the search for love. After all, did you have somebody sneeze in your mouth while trying to kiss them goodnight? No? That's what we thought. Yes, you might have had some first date tips turned sour, but nothing as atrocious as some of these first date conversations. So next time you have a bad one, spare a thought for these poor people who are really in need of the best dating advice - it's a long and rocky road until you find someone just as weird as you are. Once you've read these hilariously funny tweets, you'll probably want to stay home with your cat.

#1

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Martjea
Community Member
3 years ago

I think that's very clever!

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#2

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

Stealing this idea for future reference....

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#3

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Katinka Min
Community Member
3 years ago

good reply!!

Desireé Piette
Community Member
3 years ago

He could gain 6 inches and he'd still be an asshole.

Grace Barclay
Community Member
3 years ago

Brilliant, I love it!!

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

:-)

Susan Jane
Community Member
3 years ago

"And you will remain a ZERO."

Wouter N
Community Member
3 years ago

"I'll start with losing the 165lbs on the other side of the table" What a douche!

Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
3 years ago

my reply? i could lose 10lbs but you're stuck with being a moron forever

seaufke
Community Member
3 years ago

I'd have asked for 3 desserts

ShellyJacqui Manning
Community Member
3 years ago

Good girl ;)

Tammy Owen
Community Member
3 years ago

Good girl!

Jelena Vasic
Community Member
3 years ago

You should order every single dessert from the list, on his account.

Annette Hope
Community Member
3 years ago

Go girl go

Rosemary Moreland
Community Member
3 years ago

Yep. Would've too.

Julianne Zeilman
Community Member
3 years ago

I would have thrown my drink in his face, slapped him, and left....

Hans
Community Member
3 years ago

Assault for a cheeky comment? Gosh...

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#4

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Lorraine
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't think this one is that bad since it's not exclusive yet.

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#5

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

I hope you didnt split it

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#6

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

What is the worst in this story, the frogs or the wife!?

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#7

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Dana Erasmowitz
Community Member
3 years ago

At least he was GLAD about your flaws!

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#8

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Wasnt a accident!!!!!

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#9

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

Him: "you're such a good kisser" Her: "So are you, maybe we're related!"

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#10

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Lorraine
Community Member
3 years ago

That's a new take on whispering sweet nothings.

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#11

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Thats a sweet momy

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#12

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Marrie him, he's a kepper

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#13

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Dana Erasmowitz
Community Member
3 years ago

Some call it stalking, I call it love!

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#14

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Dana Erasmowitz
Community Member
3 years ago

Hilarious. Her ex owes you one!

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#15

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ShellyJacqui Manning
Community Member
3 years ago

Sounds like you should ????

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#16

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Bad but ended well

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#17

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

You should have bought him a penis pump...cuz .... you know....

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#18

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Jesus!!!!

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#19

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

I understand him, he was late right, so he was trying to reward her with fast food and fast sex

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#20

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Sonja Simek
Community Member
3 years ago

at least he washed his hands. :P

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#21

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Thats smart but probably not on a date, i guess...

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#22

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

I think that nowadays no one uses letters to comunicate...she was what, checking you bank account?

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#23

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

I'd of taken him to dollar tree, bought him a packet of tissues and lotion... he's gonna need THAT later! :)

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#24

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHAHA wtf!? So random!

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#25

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

You should look at the signs, specially the "GAY BAR" one

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#26

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Thats mean!!!

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#27

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

How many after a hour? :-)

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#28

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Sincerity mathers :P

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#29

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ShenenehJ
Community Member
3 years ago

**Jaw drops**

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#30

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Tessa Bakker
Community Member
3 years ago

I think that's sweet ;)

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#31

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Hope it wasnt for adults

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#32

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Michael Bluth
Community Member
3 years ago

I an actual ankle weight would have been just as bad.

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#33

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

I think she likes you

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#34

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Dana Erasmowitz
Community Member
3 years ago

Good he was a serial dater, not a serial killer!

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#35

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Claudio Campagna
Community Member
3 years ago

So, you're the worst date for him!

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#36

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

wait... sheep can be really interresting.. no?

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#37

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MD
Community Member
3 years ago

..depends of his age

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#38

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MD
Community Member
3 years ago

Take it as a compliment

#39

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Erin Byrnes
Community Member
3 years ago

Oh damn! ???? haha

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#40

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Poor lady

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#41

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

He traumatized the poor girl

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#42

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Creative

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#43

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

If you are a psychic, and you don't end a relationship by saying "I just don't see a future with you" you are just wasting everybody's time!

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#44

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La
Community Member
3 years ago

Embarrassed because he didn't realize it was you or embarrassed because it is you?

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#45

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

Suuuuuuure "its not an STD... No, I BUUUURNED it on a radiator as a child" *eye roll*

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#46

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Dana Erasmowitz
Community Member
3 years ago

You should have continued your romance online

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#47

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Ulysses
Community Member
3 years ago

That could be just an accident though

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#48

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Lorraine
Community Member
3 years ago

Wow, this one is pretty bad.

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#49

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Nash Nopper
Community Member
3 years ago

damn!

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#50

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Nice xD

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#51

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Tessa Bakker
Community Member
3 years ago

What is wrong with that?? You could have joined her in the duets. .. ;)

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#52

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Thats a sign

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#53

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Sonja Simek
Community Member
3 years ago

sounds like a 12 year old!

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#54

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MD
Community Member
3 years ago

... LOL, I would like to meet this guy

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#55

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Stephen Barber
Community Member
3 years ago

it's the combination

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#56

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Kjorn
Community Member
3 years ago

who's not turned on by that!?!?!?!?

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#57

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Michael Bluth
Community Member
3 years ago

Did he give you one?

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#58

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Michael Bluth
Community Member
3 years ago

Just threw up in my mouth a little. At least you didn't try to wipe it off.

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#59

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Iapetos
Community Member
3 years ago

Sounds very much like me.

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#60

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Michael Bluth
Community Member
3 years ago

A guy is knocked unconscious and it's the worst thing for you. Hmmm....

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#61

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Amanda Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHAHA this guy, and the dude that "burned his penis as a child on a radiator" need to meet each other and be friends.

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#62

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MD
Community Member
3 years ago

It sounds like he's autistic. Lack of social skills. Direct, yet inappropriate questions

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#63

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Tessa Bakker
Community Member
3 years ago

Yeah, it's only six months away...

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#64

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Rebecca Freeman-Obrien
Community Member
3 years ago

Did you go out with the friend after that?

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#65

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Robert Morson
Community Member
3 years ago

So, he's got that in common with Kerouac.

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#66

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Pepperoni?

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#67

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Kev tj
Community Member
3 years ago

Why bother staying?!

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#68

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Sonja Simek
Community Member
3 years ago

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!!!!!

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#69

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António Lima
Community Member
3 years ago

Brothers?

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