20+ Hilarious First-Date Disasters That Will Make You Laugh
Ever had an awkward first date? Well, no matter how disastrous it was, it probably won't seem so bad once you've read this list of awkward first date tweets compiled by Bored Panda. Because while you may have had to endure some stilted chitchat, at least you didn't have to experience what these people went through in the search for love. After all, did YOU have somebody sneeze in your mouth while trying to kiss them goodnight? No? That's what we thought. So next time you're having a bad date, spare a thought for these poor people. But once you've read these tweets, you'll probably just want to stay home with your cat.
#9
Him: "you're such a good kisser" Her: "So are you, maybe we're related!"
#17
#19
I understand him, he was late right, so he was trying to reward her with fast food and fast sex
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Went out on a first date with a guy that was pissed at his ex girlfriend. He talked about how he was going to kill her. I made it home but I had to slam the door with his foot sticking through.
These were hilarious, and make even my worst date seem quite normal. I feel like most of these people were dating waaay too soon after a previous breakup
My worst never actually got as far as the first date. As soon as I agreed to one, he grabbed my tits (at 4:30 p.m. on a busy road, outside my home) while telling me he used to date a girl who had the flat above mine and he liked living so close to his work.
Went out on a first date with a guy that was pissed at his ex girlfriend. He talked about how he was going to kill her. I made it home but I had to slam the door with his foot sticking through.
These were hilarious, and make even my worst date seem quite normal. I feel like most of these people were dating waaay too soon after a previous breakup
My worst never actually got as far as the first date. As soon as I agreed to one, he grabbed my tits (at 4:30 p.m. on a busy road, outside my home) while telling me he used to date a girl who had the flat above mine and he liked living so close to his work.