While you may have had to endure some stilted chitchat or awkward first date questions, at least you didn't have to experience what these people went through in the search for love. After all, did you have somebody sneeze in your mouth while trying to kiss them goodnight? No? That's what we thought. Yes, you might have had some fun first date ideas turned sour, but nothing as atrocious as some of these first date conversations. So next time you have a bad one, spare a thought for these poor people - it's a long and rocky road until you find someone just as weird as you are. Once you've read these tweets, you'll probably want to stay home with your cat.