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Ever had an awkward first date? Well, no matter how disastrous it was, it probably won't seem so bad once you've read this list of the best tweets on the worst first date questions compiled by Bored Panda.

While you may have had to endure some stilted chitchat or awkward conversation starters, at least you didn't have to experience what these people went through in the search for love. After all, did you have somebody sneeze in your mouth while trying to kiss them goodnight? No? That's what we thought. Yes, you might have had some first date tips turned sour, but nothing as atrocious as some of these first date conversations. So next time you have a bad one, spare a thought for these poor people who are really in need of the best dating advice - it's a long and rocky road until you find someone just as weird as you are. Once you've read these hilariously funny tweets, you'll probably want to stay home with your cat.

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António Lima
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand him, he was late right, so he was trying to reward her with fast food and fast sex

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António Lima
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that nowadays no one uses letters to comunicate...she was what, checking you bank account?

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd of taken him to dollar tree, bought him a packet of tissues and lotion... he's gonna need THAT later! :)

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are a psychic, and you don't end a relationship by saying "I just don't see a future with you" you are just wasting everybody's time!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Embarrassed because he didn't realize it was you or embarrassed because it is you?

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Suuuuuuure "its not an STD... No, I BUUUURNED it on a radiator as a child" *eye roll*

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Tessa Bakker
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is wrong with that?? You could have joined her in the duets. .. ;)

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Michael Bluth
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A guy is knocked unconscious and it's the worst thing for you. Hmmm....

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHA this guy, and the dude that "burned his penis as a child on a radiator" need to meet each other and be friends.

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MD
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It sounds like he's autistic. Lack of social skills. Direct, yet inappropriate questions

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Amanda Panda
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if this is about the guy further up on the list, who's date turned out to be related to him -_-

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Luna Lapilli
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, there's a pretty cool one in Memphis- oh who am I kidding, it's bass pro, no matter what building its in.

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7 years ago

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Angela Rodima
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Blind date. Before date he already online commented about his height (he was short) and my height (I was taller-it didn't bother me) saying we would look perfect on our wedding picture. After we met he kept talking about heights his parents how short they were etc and later when after dinner he dropped me home I gave him kiss on cheek goodnight and left he texted me that I'm a teasing whore and I should never say anything about his height (I never did)

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