81 Hilarious First-Date Disasters That Will Make You Laugh
Ever had an awkward first date? Well, no matter how disastrous it was, it probably won't seem so bad once you've read this list of the best tweets on the worst first date questions compiled by Bored Panda.
While you may have had to endure some stilted chitchat or awkward conversation starters, at least you didn't have to experience what these people went through in the search for love. After all, did you have somebody sneeze in your mouth while trying to kiss them goodnight? No? That's what we thought. Yes, you might have had some first date tips turned sour, but nothing as atrocious as some of these first date conversations. So next time you have a bad one, spare a thought for these poor people who are really in need of the best dating advice - it's a long and rocky road until you find someone just as weird as you are. Once you've read these hilariously funny tweets, you'll probably want to stay home with your cat.
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Him: "you're such a good kisser" Her: "So are you, maybe we're related!"
You should have bought him a penis pump...cuz .... you know....
I understand him, he was late right, so he was trying to reward her with fast food and fast sex
I think that nowadays no one uses letters to comunicate...she was what, checking you bank account?
I'd of taken him to dollar tree, bought him a packet of tissues and lotion... he's gonna need THAT later! :)
You should look at the signs, specially the "GAY BAR" one
If you are a psychic, and you don't end a relationship by saying "I just don't see a future with you" you are just wasting everybody's time!
Suuuuuuure "its not an STD... No, I BUUUURNED it on a radiator as a child" *eye roll*
What is wrong with that?? You could have joined her in the duets. .. ;)
Just threw up in my mouth a little. At least you didn't try to wipe it off.