Most of us know how important good relationships are not just for our overall sense of happiness, but for our health as well. However, no matter how wonderful your family might be, you’re still going to argue, clash, and annoy each other from time to time. That’s just part and parcel of living with other people!
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I have an uncle who disappears for years, even whole decades. I didn't even know he existed growing up and learned about him when I was first married. My husband helped me track him down and we had him over. We had a lovely visit and enjoyed his company (and I think he enjoyed ours). When he left, he didn't go back to where we had found him and it's now just shy of thirty years since I've heard anything of him.
Probably also so nobody else can recognise him and harrass him, like exes, neighbors, randos, etc
If they didn’t release identities of lottery winners, you can be sure there would be accusations of rigging the game.
These are not mutually exclusive. Helping your family can be done without every freeloader in the family demanding money.
And relatives can be those kin you don't care about enough to call family.
Load More Replies...Look, it doesn’t matter how much you love your family. If you live on Earth you know fair well that if there’s one thing that makes a family purely insane, it’s money 💰💰💰💸💸💸
I understand why he's doing it, just scary how people around you change when you finally get loads of money
Well, that and the fact they they will each take a maximum one bite out of one item, maybe a slurp of OJ or coffee, then just leave the rest of the ten-person feast sitting on the counter.
And the SAHM sits down with a gentle headshake and sips her coffee.
Load More Replies...With full sunlight in the house, everyone well dressed and smiling. Yeah sure. My family mornings looks like a Walking Dead episode
Mine looks like a prologue to the walking dead, where none of us manage to escape being taken because of poor cardio health and kids who couldn't put their shoes on in a hurry if all our lives literally depended on it. In the end, though, you only feel sorry for the pets.
Load More Replies...Breakfast wasn't possible but before we all got married and moved away, we used to eat dinner together every night.
My daughter starts school at 7.30 a.m. some days - no fricking way we're eating breakfast together before 7 a.m.!
Unless she's there for something before class starts, that's too dang early! My son starts at 8:40am. It's perfect for us
Load More Replies...Yeah, this. My son gets fed breakfast before school but I'm never hungry when I wake up so it's more just me or my wife hanging out while he eats. One thing that always got me are cereal commercials and the whole "part of a complete breakfast" thing. With the glass of milk AND orange juice on the table next to a slice of toast and strawberries on the side.
My family, surprisingly, managed that until I was maybe half-way through elementary. Then we were all sort of on the same schedule. Eventually we all had our own morning routine and looking back, I can’t believe we ever pulled it off, because if we tried to do it now, we’d fail miserably.
It was a rotation of who wasn't in the bathroom or sleeping still. Microwave quick oats with brown sugar and milk for everyone.
Boundaries make any relationship, whether familial, platonic, romantic, or professional better. It’s true! When everyone’s on the same page, embraces transparency, and is open to clear communication, there are fewer misunderstandings. And the ones that do occur (some are inevitable) quickly get solved because both people are open to voicing their feelings and looking for compromises.
That being said, it’s often hard to set and enforce boundaries with your relatives because they’re, well, family! If you don’t have experience doing this, you might end up feeling slightly guilty saying ‘no’ or calling out bad behavior.
Yes! Half of my fam are neurodivergent, and the other half are just crackheads (ASD and ADHD/ADD run in my family)
Load More Replies...Don't forget don, who would probably be lot richer if he'd put his inheritance into bonds and money market funds instead of real estate scams.
Load More Replies...Yeah. My greatest regret in life is not being born to old money on the east coast.😔
Add to the list; a clean house, food every day, a bed time. Some people have no idea how good they have it.
This is why you look at those who got rich without a leg up like Harold Hamm, regardless of what you think about his politics (and he is in the oil industry) he went from a HS Drop out son of sharecroppers who worked in cleaning out tanker trucks, to $20 billion in the oil industry. Or John Scully who at started as a truck driver for Pepsi and by 30 was a VP (the guy behind the 2 liter bottle idea) and eventually CEO.
Some ppl think children chose their parents before birth. If that was true I would have chosen wealthier parents
"Successful" shouldn't mean "rich, economically wealthy". A person can be Successful without having lots of dough.
Thankfully we have more means to differentiate for our self now, but "the media" has really tried to sell these people as selfmade
Load More Replies...This text thread is from the dad's phone but the label at the top is also "Dad". Shouldn't it be the kid's name? Fake.
I'm looking through the comments to see who else noticed
Load More Replies...Licensed marriage and family therapist Laurie Carmichael told Time magazine that you need to articulate your boundaries to others, once you’ve figured them out for yourself. You can try to set a clear chain of consequences.
For instance, you could tell your parents that if they comment on your clothes again that you’ll excuse yourself from the dinner table. Similarly, you can make it crystal clear that if your parents make negative comments about your partner, both of you won’t be coming over for dinner again.
And in 50 years, some kids will be saying, "These are my grandparents. They are the happiest couple I know."
Load More Replies...Oh no, never mature. That's a scam if ever there was one. 'Mature' is a myth that we perpetuate: no one knows what it means.
After a few years of inquiry I think it means "Stop having fun!" Hell, no!
Load More Replies...me and my bf will never mature 😝 i say that as i have a pony bandaid on my knee cuz that’s more fun
My latest bandaids are Spiderman because they were out of the dinosaur ones. Maybe I will start using the ordinary brownish ones when I get old enough but I am 71 so maybe not.
Load More Replies...Thankfully my family does believe in mental health...they just didn't recognize I had an issue, lol. It's better now.
Yikes, my family does believe in mental health, but when I was 16, (im 17 almost 18 now) my family didn't really know how bad I was suffering from depression and anxiety, and they kept denying how i had depression until one time when they got a call from someone and told them about my 'habits' -self-harm. They acted like it was a new thing, even though I had plenty of signs.
Load More Replies...My brother (30) didn't graduate high school, and hasn't held a job, and rarely leaves the house. His HORRIBLE father told him "mental illness isn't real. it's an excuse to sell you expensive medicine so you get hooked on it"...and my brother STILL believes it, even though I'M someone who has found a way to manage my own mental illness & still work full time, care for him & our sister (also mentally ill, but refuses to treat it due to laziness), AND I raised our niece (sister's daughter) who is 20 & doing WONDERFULLY for herself. It's damned shame...he's kind, intelligent, can figure out & fix any problem that comes up with handiwork in all areas.
Correct. People think every instance is 'and I', but it's really not that simple. They don't realize that if you just sub in the singular (my parents told me), you'll get the right answer. Obv one wouldn't say 'my parents told I'
Load More Replies...... until somebody decides you must be edible
Load More Replies...Erm, I may have used something similar to keep my kids in the shopping cart at A&P. I didn't think they were listening. Sorry, John and Mary ( they don't exist )
I'm surprised they managed to fit the other brother into the album. There isn't that mushroom.
Meanwhile, the Taylor Counseling Group urges people to put their personal needs first. Especially ahead of difficult family members. “People who deal with difficult family members frequently find that they’re ignoring their personal needs in favor of their family’s.
Whether you have to eat or sleep or just need some time to yourself, you must put those necessities first before addressing the needs of others. Remember, you have to take care of yourself before you can take care of other people.”
Kids have weird obsessions, much in the same way that adults do. TLDR: people be weird
Bruh, you wrote one sentence. If anyone thinks thats too long then they need to get off TikTok and go for a walk outside
Load More Replies...I’d nurture this. Maybe he’ll create a better smoke detector that can tell the difference between toasting my toast a little too toasty and falling asleep with a pizza in the oven.
My oldest son was obsessed with anything to do with cars. Took him to a community yard sale and told him he could spend ten dollars on anything he wanted. All he came home with was a 25 cent carburetor. He was 8.
Smart kid, got what he wanted and $9.75 left over.
Load More Replies...I just love when kids have unexpwwcted obsessions. Lol. My mid-kid just loves to hear about the Danish royal family and also the Danish/Norwegian sea hero Tordenskjold. I felt proud of her when she told me that she likes to hear about how people lived in the old days. She is 5yo and also obsessed with unicorns and my little pony. 🤘
Nothing is more important than good people caring for you. If your family is not... Well you have to leave them. Best decision of my life to quit familly relations that were toxic as hell
"Family" support and care about you. Just because someone's related to you, it doesn't mean they are family, especially if they're toxic.
Load More Replies...IMO, there's a difference between family and relatives. Family is who you care about, while relatives are just people you're related to
My family used, "But family always sticks together" as a way to abuse because they thought you wouldn't leave. I left.
Cool, let's switch families. You take mine; I'll take yours. Careful though, they are verbally, emotionally and even physically abusive; you'll hear constant insults and belittling; they'll mess up with your sleep, your stuff and your interests, and they'll make you their scapegoat very quickly. But hey, "nothing is more important than family", right? RIIIIGHT??
Individuation - the ability to be connected to yet distanced from one's family of origin. It is possible.
I'm simply civil to my toxic family members and have no emotional attachment to them at all.
Load More Replies...Family doesn't have to be the one you were born with. It can be made up of the people you meet along the way
F that. I have friends who are closer "family" than the folks I'm related to by blood.
Nothing is more important than your family, but they don't have to be the folks that made you!
My mother in law asking me why her phone is so slow... 125 apps opened, 400 mails, all notifications and spam attacking every minute.
Don't feel bad, my mom does that too, we have a pretty robust router and i make sure she's behind a very strict firewall. On her cell data i don't care but in my network, nuh uh lady...
Load More Replies...My grandma was wondering why she wasn’t able to text or send messages all morning. Looked and it was on airplane mode. She’s like “oh right, I forgot, I usually put on airplane mode for church so that it doesn’t ring.” Hahahahahahaha
I mean, my laptop is slow, but that's my own fault. I have like, a billion and two tabs open.
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I used to play hospitals with them (daughter wants to be a doctor) and be very, very sick and in a coma.
The best trick is to say that we're doing chores as soon as I wake up.
Never, ever sleep when children are around. Especially if they have markers!
Sounds like a win. You don't even have to hang out with them unless you go to the beach or the labyrinth
umm, okay, I know this won't be popular, but . . . the human half of both those creatures is their TOP/HEAD half. So if you got both of those you'd be male & female torsos forever joined at the hips. EEEEWWWW.
Nope, a minotaur has the head of a bull and a human body. I suspect you might be thinking of a centaur - which is a horse bottom/human top.
Load More Replies...no, if the partner sent the picture, then it would make sense...
Load More Replies...However, there’s a strong element of luck involved in meme-making. To put it simply, you can’t ever be sure that your meme will entertain others as much as you expect. So, it’s best not to worry about views, clicks, likes, and comments. Instead, focus on two things: consistency and quality.
In other words, post your internet memes consistently. Stick to your schedule, whatever it is, no matter what.
My grandfather asked me once "What made you turn away from me?", I answered "You did"
My mom likes to joke about my insecurities. She says "if you grew up the same way I did, you wouldn't be this sensitive" and im like well if you grew up in this day and age you would be more understanding" lol like wtf
Load More Replies...On the day of mother's funeral my aunt told me a sob story about being sent to Croatia for a year to help her sister, then she was stuck on an island with two old women. Yeah, her mother was bad, but maybe on that one day it'd be better not to argue who had a worse mother? And I did. Id love to spend a year away from my family.
My mom now has this obsession that my life is bad and cries thinking about me. I just bought a house, I have a nice job, good salary, amazing kids, I love my life, wth mom!?!
My parents have made my life somewhat stressful in the way that they have complained about each and every job I've had for the last 3 years lol. I used to work at Culver's, I worked for almost a year *I was 14 at the time*, and then I quit. I worked at Subway for about...3-4 months until I was wrongly accused of some things I didn't do and was fired w/o notice. I've had a few other jobs since then, and I'm almost 18. But every single job I've had, I've only had for a few months before my parents started complaining that I "wasn't getting hours, I wasn't speaking up for myself, etc" and I've had to quit them. I'm now working at a fast food shop and looking for another. I cannot seen to satisfy my parents- or at least my mother. TL;DR I have had several jobs since I was 14 and I'm looking for another job, again-at almost 18, and I can't seem to satisfy my parents bc they complain about every job
Hopefully you have saved some money so you can move out. Distance is a good filter for parental communication.
Load More Replies...“Why are you never engaged with your siblings?” “Because they treat me like cr@p”
It's not banter if they're insulting you. It's abusive.
Load More Replies...Das me! 😂 My family would disown me if I told thwm just a quarter of my new worldviews since moving abroad 🙃
And as soon as you try to tell them they talk over you about themselves or the neighbours cat
I'm the one in the family that everyone dumps their troubles to because I don't carry tales. The stuff I know would blow my extended family to smithereens.
canNOT talk about literally any of my views on stuff w/ my family. My dad still doesn't believe I'm gay when I've had a nonbinary partner for years
Yes my communications about certain subjects have to be heavily filtered and monitored
This is me, people say in weird for it lol, even though they're the same way
I love my dad, but I HATE when he asks me what’s on my mind. I’m just like “if I wanted to share, or more so, if I could share without being judged, I would have shared.” I think it’s safe to say that 90% of what goes on in our heads are things that other people can’t understand because you can never put it into decent words. At least… that’s the case for me. Idk, maybe I’m just messed up 😂
One of the moms of my kids' friends group excitedly told me how she always wanted to put on of those big red bows on a car for somebody and she was going to get to because they were giving their son a car for his birthday. The day of, they handed him the keys and he was so excited and thrilled. The next day, they gave him his payment plan for the car. I thought that was pretty crappy, but, she got her bow moment. Yay.
At the same time, polish up your memes so they stand out from the crowd. Try to use higher-quality images. Meanwhile, make sure that your captions are short, punchy, witty, and written in a readable font. You don’t want to lose your audience, which likely has a short attention span, because your meme takes too much effort to ‘get.’
As a mom of three, I must say there's a SERIES.
Load More Replies...Both Mom and Mum are grammatically correct. It usually depends if you live in the UK or 'Murica.
Load More Replies...My dad and his mates when they were young had a "sh!tt!ng tree". Briefly...there was a fork in branch that was imaginatively used when caught short playing out.... This is a true story. My therapy is very expensive
erm... unclear what this post is even going on about...
Load More Replies...Me, playing a racing game with my sister, and my car crashes and explodes. Step-dad, casually, as if he were describing the weather: "Oh hey, that's how my first wife died!" Sister and I: ????????????????
My dad got diagnosed with Lewy body dementia several years ago, and died in 2022. The years in between were filled with some wild stories that I had never heard
I didn't find out about my Dad & Uncle getting arrested for illegal fishing until after they both died. That would have been one of my father's tamer stories.
My dad was a "bad boy". Carried knives and got into a lot of fights. Mum got pregnant and he became a prison warden. Talk about flip around. LOL
'Deffinately sticking to the trail this time. I don't care what ***friend*** says, we were lucky the guides paid our ransom last time. ANYWAY It's all mountains no Jungle so should be fun..' My dad whilst packing for his last adventure
This is me, nut in tgis scenario we're talking about my late great-grandfather
Found out more from my grandmothers eulogy than from knowing her for over 40 years. From being a professional synchronized swimmer to playing for the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League
Load More Replies...Just recently my dad and uncle were talking about the time them and their friends all got drunk decided to tie a big wooden board to the back of their truck and go "dirt sledding" in the desert. The story ended with "and then we turned too fast and him got his leg under the tire so we had to stop" I was baffled. Lol
My mom told me to "put down" my dog Stilgar when he got sick as a puppy because "you can always get a new one that's healthy!" I didn't take her advice (who tf would???) and Stilly is alive and happy two years later. Nowadays, my mom is like "Why don't you ever bring the dogs over to visit me????" (I have a 10-month-old puppy now too.) HA no. I'm not letting my mother anywhere NEAR Stilly or my puppy.
Yep happened to me when my granddaughter left for college, got her little Yorkie at 1 year old, had her for 2 years now,(she is not going anywhere now she is Papa's) Miss-Ellee...c7a771.jpg
Took me a moment to realise what I looking at...! 🤔 I thought it was one of those weird face-swap App pics for a moment there! 😆
My 12 year old has that exact same t-shirt. We got it at a souvenir shop in Canada. Never understood why that shop was selling a t-shirt with a picture of a pug.
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Or, would you like to now? I'm not feeling very fresh.
Load More Replies...I had a coworker whose wife--it turns out--babysat me when I was two. Coworker loved to introduce me to new colleagues by saying "This is Janet, she peed on my wife once." Fun times...fun...times.
I can’t tell if I hate or love this story lol
Load More Replies...I was about 14 and my dad introduced some old woman to me who said she used to babysit me and have to spank me. I had an instant recollection of that and it was amazing how much I remembered not liking her at all.
The Witch of the Waste,from Hayao Miyazake's masterpiece, "Howl's Moving Castle."And she IS terrifying!
Load More Replies...PROPER ENGLISH!!! Your dad and I..... OMG, did NO ONE GO TO SCHOOL EVER???
Me coming to tell them I have the divorce papers ready to sign..I mean my divorcing them!
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POV: being the zesty middle child (me, or anyone who relates pls reply “🥴”)
Some jokes are worth it. Heck, resulting silence can make it worth it!
For once I fail to recognize the episide...from the first 9 seasons I'm sure
I do this when my partner's son is winding the dog up: "I've told you not to play with that stupid animal", "She doesn't mind!", "I was talking to the dog".
He grew a beard, but then the beard had an argument with his chin, so it decided to set up an alliance with his neck instead!
Load More Replies...Well Kyle MacLachlan has been in quite a few weird productions over the years, so maybe it damages his rep...! 😆 ....and with his money, you'd think he could afford to get a decent haircut too - that won't help him get a girlfriend!
"Ooooohhhh, okay." *Me missing the first dozen years of the gossip and pretending to understand it all from hearing five minutes*
'You're so mature for your age!' '...yep. Been here the whole time, just listening.'
and are further behind because in our family you don't graduate from 'the kiddie table' until you have kids of your own...i started late
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To be honest, how many of us turn down the car stereo when we're looking for something?
I am one of those people with that annoying trait of having to know what things every actor was in before. I'm sorry.
Don't be, I'm that "Oh, this reminds me of..." or "Oh, cool fact..." person
Load More Replies...My family constantly pauses and does other stuff and then comes back to the movie. Or they might just pause to make comments, and then continue. We just watched a 2 1/2 hour movie. It took 7 hours, no exaggeration.
The worst was when we watched A Quiet Place, which very much has a vibe that depends on not constantly breaking the immersion.
Load More Replies...my wife and daughter every single time we watch anything. I don't know actors very well anyway, so I'm just lost the entire time.
You're not alone. I'm sure my husband feels the same way when he watches movies with me and my daughter.
Load More Replies...I can usually do that, but I forget the name of the actor. I can even tell trivia bits about them, but name? Nope..
My son does this. We'll be watching a great movie, and he'll keep stopping it to explain something in the movie. And his partner and I will be yelling at him to start the movie again.
Me to God: "hang on just a minute." *Jumps down from the pearly gates to fight ancient mathematician*
I’ve seen about 5 mice stand on their back legs and fight off whichever cat just brought him in. And every single one I’ve saved and relocated back in the woods. I just think that’s such amazing courage from such a small animal. Luckily their hunting has waned considerably and I don’t want to say how many months and weeks it has been for fear of jinxing it! But I would be petrified if I saw a rat doing this - I’ve had two live rats as well, and I later found out they can attack you if they feel cornered!
The day I was in 7th grade and realized that technically God invented math. I was so mad.🤣
Yeah... nobody can even agree whether math was invented or discovered... kinda both?
Load More Replies...maths isnt that bad "kinda" its the f*cker that decided to add the alphabet into it that i have problems with
I've had a few brushes with death in my life. I'm 100% certain it's because I'm gonna go to Heaven, but God knows I'm gonna find Eve & have a throwdown with her bout the damned "snake apple"....it's her fault I had the horrible monthly times for so many years.
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The rest of this comic is really sweet though. He keeps searching and never finds anyone, until he meets a dog that perfectly fits just a part of him, and sometimes that's enough
my first thought was already try the animal shelter
Load More Replies...I had to go back and look at the picture again, I thought they fitted perfectly! I like to think they can still kiss, anyway.
Load More Replies...It took me 52 years but there's still a chance for you. I had pretty much given up. I was happy by myself and my cats. Then we met through a mutual friend. O our first wedding anniversary is next month.
Load More Replies...my fam did this all the time and wouldnt save or bring me any from the restaurant. they even went on vacations KNOWING that i couldnt go because i had to work.
Or anytime my parents eat out and they tell me to find something to eat at home 😐
When they come home and walk into the kitchen to throw the empty KFC box in the rubbish bin.
If you don't know, thw show is called Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix. I just finished watching it. It's somewhat odd, but funny at the same time.
i hate that its a joke that people might order more food when alone. what if i want leftovers?
Well, the rest of the world thinks that a few people hoarding all the money and not knowing how to share is ruder!
Hippity hoppity, you're the first in line for the Chippity choppity 😁
I was a scholarship student at a rich kids high school. The title is in no way an exaggeration.
My mother was the ultimate snob who thought working was something to be ashamed of. "People of quality live off their inheritance."
Woman looks like that still spoiled "let me talk to your manager" kinda ppl
That was my dad & me only with multiplication tables (9's). I'd be trying to catch my breath and he'd be yelling " Stop that f'n crying or I'll give you something to cry about !! " Lol 😜🤪
My brother taught me the finger trick for 9s. Palms flat on the table, count fingers to the multiplier, lower that finger, fingers left make up the answer. (For example, 9x3, third finger from left, 2 fingers on one side, 7 fingers on the other side to make 27)
Load More Replies...My dad would invent math problems in his head (that he, of course, took the time to think through first) and then rapid fire them at me while we were shopping and then almost immediately scream at me in front of random people that I was taking too long to answer and should have solved it already.
Adolescence for me: Dad and I agreed that the teacher didn’t know how to teach math well. She also wouldn’t accept any other methods of arriving at the correct answer besides her own on any given homework assignment or other work. She would also knock off points or give zeros to any students who found any other way of arriving at the correct answer and could prove we did the math correctly. Dad knew this and he still yelled at me for doing the homework my class received as instructed. I do *not* miss that part of my childhood!
Was told to have parents give us timed test for multiplications and grade them. Got 99/100 because my father thought 5x0 was 5. Two hours of arguing, three different calculators and various examples, we ended up agreeing to disagree.
My older brother saved my mental health when I was doing Algebra 2 in high-school
This was my dad teaching me to drive. 😰 I remain shocked that I managed to do it!
Me with my daughter whem reading.....but you read that word on the last page!!.. found out shes dyslexic....im eternally sorry bout that...
Replace the dad w the mom and then it’s relatable: mom: I’m the only hardworking person in this house! I ask for help and no one pays attention!😭 Me: mom do you need help? Mom: NO
Oh that was my mom 100%. Complain that no one helped her and then we'd offer and she'd either say no or she'd complain that we didn't do it exactly the way she wanted it done
Load More Replies...I remember when the kids were young and seeking attentions I ask them to help their hard working dad so I can finish my stuff... He just send them back to help their exhausted mom... i
Oh man- this reminds me of Xmas last year- I went to a shopping centre with my mum- she walked to the elevator to go collect the wheelchair rental and as I walked in behind her I fell over, nearly face planted, saved myself, hobbled over to the couch and watched 2 people JUMP up to give me space. Mum: "ANNA!- let other people sit down too!" Fast forward to later when I mentioned being sore "from the fall" and mum says "Did you fall??- was I there!?"
although, truthfully, we sometimes don't mind you sitting quietly and watching. I like to pass on helpful hints to my kids - now, make sure you do this, I forgot one time and it blew me all the way across the room...
For real. Whenever my mom gets super frustrated with all the stuff she has to do, how no one understands how hard it is, how she is always doing it alone, trying to help her only p.i.s.s.e.s her off. I love my mom and appreciate what she does, but I gotta say, a lot of the jobs she has that she’s overwhelmed with, she kinda gave herself (volunteering at our schools, repainting the walls, etc.).
I need therapy beforehand and a follow-up with the therapist after seeing my mother (father dead).
After socialising with family I always need 2 days to get my energy levels up. It's not that they're not nice to be with, but for some reason they suck the energy right out of me even while I'm enjoying their company.
Same. I love my family, but they also drain the life out of me 😂
Load More Replies...I don't understand extroverts who talk and talk while the introvert looks like he's contemplating death. Children have more understanding of human emotions.
It’s a double standard really. Introverts are expected to be all bubbly and involved with the extroverts who want company, but if an introvert want an extrovert to leave them alone and be quiet, they’re a jerk.
Load More Replies..."Not another teen movie" nailed it with the "damn, s**t, that is whack" which arw basically the same thing
This is also me at work, after 483 "Can I help yous", 105 "Can you refresh your device and see if it gives you a different codes" 72 "I'm sorry, we don't have that's", 16 "I'm sorry, the frappe machine is broken right nows", and 8 under my breath "I don't set the prices ma'am/sirs".
i just run up to my room with the latest you mag and read about how liz jones is getting married and has bought a house
Whenever somebody babbles a whole essay at me, I tend to fill in the pauses with “mhm” or smth bc I need to convince them I’m actually listening.
This is an abomination. Each slice should have exactly the same amount of pepperoni.
Growing up, I thought my parents were working hard to support me, so I had to forgive the neglect and abuse. Then I became an adult and realized they were too proud to ask for help or rely on anyone. They actively chose to make things worse for our family in order to hide the abuse rather than seeking assistance.
This is touchy. Coming from someone that grew up in similar shoes. Can't ask for help if don't have anyone to ask, also then would have to worry about repayment, the added stress, etc involved. Also a lot of people were raised to be ashamed to ask for help
Load More Replies...Abuser only "provide" so they can say "after all I've done for you". BEING FED AND RAISED IS NOT A DEBT that adult children have to pay back. The breeders CHOSE to have a kid, that makes it the breeders' responsibility, the kid owes nothing.
agree,but its just so weird to day breeders
Load More Replies...they're not providing things because they care, they're providing things to make you indebted to them and to show everyone else what a "good parent" they are, trust me, i have about 18 years of first-hand experience with "parents" like that
Having an abusive and absent parent at all is hard, honestly. I wish my dad had been a dad, but accept he perpetuated the cycle his dad’s side of the family started long ago. I’m breaking that cycle for sure!
The boomers didn't cause the sh*tshow that is today's economy, don't blame them for the fact that rich b4st4rds don't want to raise wages or do anything to help people if it will lose them money. Just because the boomers MAY have had it easier, doesn't mean it's their fault.
As much as I love BoomerBashing, let's not forget that the world is going to dogshit because of the 400 year old draconian economic system that is capitalism is failing. That horse died about half a century ago and we've been living off its decaying corpse ever since.
It's not capitalism per se. There are capitalist countries in Europe who are doing quite well and are in the top 10 happiest of countries. It's corruption, and monopolies, and propaganda, and price fixing, and lack of regulations, etc. that is causing the problems. Capitalism doesn't have to result in a dystopia.
Load More Replies...In 2018, a mobile team was at my flat. There's a psychologist, a social worker, a nurse and so on. One of those was an old woman who, unprovoked, yelled at me that I have nothing to complain about and she had it worse in the Polish People's Republic. Wow, wft. And no, abuse is abuse, regardless of the political situation. If the politicians don't oppress people, toxic family does
Couple 1: Young and naive. Couple 2: Young and naive. Couple 3: Seen it all go down and just DGAF any more. . . . (Yes, I know the 1st two couples went off and fought wars. I'm criticising the poor choice of stock photos to make a búllshït point.)
I think every good parent tries their best to give their kids all the breaks they can.
A nuclear safety engineer being able to support a family and a house wasn't satiric. Homer not having highschool yet still being a nuclear safety engineer was satiric.
Load More Replies...So sick of listening to this trope. I'm Gen X. I had to have roommates to live in a s****y apartment in a bad neighborhood in the 80's. This whole notion of owning your own home and being financially independent in your 20's is complete trash.
In the 80's a lot of my friends went bankrupt when interest rates went above 25%. I remember living basically on beets and other root vegetables one winter because we couldn't afford anything else ; so when the millennial complain that we had a soft ride all I can do is smile. I think every generation thinks that they have it harder than the previous.
Load More Replies...Was it considered normal, or did people just not question it, because it's a cartoon and not a documentary?
My adoptive folks both worked barely past minimum wage and owned a 3 bedroom and an acre and a half of land at the time so it's completely possible if not normal.
Load More Replies...Thanks Reagan. Your Trickledown "economics"? I hate it.
"Trickle Down" meant the rich pissed on our heads and all we got was someone telling us it was raining.
Load More Replies...I doubt much thought was put into it. It's a cartoon. They aren't real people
A LOT of thought was (and is) put into the Simpsons. It is quite sophisticated and complex for a "cartoon" animation
Load More Replies..."How did you afford all this? I live in a room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley." "Don't ask me how the economy works!"
There’s a theory in Simpsons lore that Homer is actually very rich-he owns the Denver Broncos remember—and he was able to pay off the mortgage before Maggie was born, though he lost his dream job. It also explains how he can take off from work to do all the crazy new schemes without financial impact to his family or losing his job forever….
speaking from second-hand experience, if a b*tch starts being nice, its because they want something
Oh HELL YES!- not falling for that one! My friends daughter grew up calling me "Mummy Anna"- she's 17 now, and of she calls me Mummy Anna, I respond with EPIC side eye!
I have to treat my sister well now. She gave me the heimlich 2 weeks ago when I was literally choking on a yogurt-covered giant cranberry. I FELT it go into my windpipe and immediately panicked. Damn her...
Mine don't ever talk to me with respect. When they want something, they ask me in the least respectful way possible lol
Universal Comments about the neighborhood serial killer, “He was the nicest guy.”
Neighbor's comment: "He was quiet and kept to himself a lot." Me: *worried* "I'm going to be a murderer?!?"
Load More Replies...Hell, after all the true crime I've seen, /I/ am beginning to doubt how nice I am.
But John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy (later years), and Edward Kemper (Co-ed Killer) were very sociable. Jeffrey Dahmer was very social as a teen when he was drinking, only to become an introvert as an adult.
Load More Replies...The worst people are those who pretend to be nice. I have so much hatred towards women who act like that. They don't fool me, that's for sure.
Are you by chance a conspiracy theorist? Edit-Also, Jeffery Dhamer was gay and John Wayne Gacy was bi. And...get this...Aileen Wournos was...a lesbian!
Load More Replies...joke's on you, my dad loathes all technology that isn't related to watching tv. he never even carried an old-school cellphone, and he's never used a computer of any sort.
hey someone has to work around here; got no time for that texting c**p yall do!! ;) :0
Yup. My former BFF had a night job at a gas station. I was there almost every n ight.
I was an idiot child who thought she could smell up all the bad smells so no one else would have to smell 'em. Ever gotten blazed on dog poo?
James Stevenson, what are we supposed to do? Work a job by age ten? They had us, it’s their job to take care of us
What, you don't remember how you begged and pleaded to be born? Me either
Load More Replies...If you're standing up, it doesn't count as watching telly. A bit like food eaten standing up has no calories
Ooooh, I never knew that! I'll stand up next time I inhale a whole crumbl cookie by myself.
Load More Replies...This is the "I don't have time to watch this but somehow it has sucked me in" pose. Just waiting for a slow point to move on.
He's busy, not got time to sit and watch a movie like you lazy a*s kids.
And yet- if he falls asleep holding the remote and you try and change the channel he will instantly wake up saying "I was watching that!"
When you're flipping through the channels about to turn it off but something good comes on
i would offer my parents to anyone who wants them but you'd be better off without
Cutting them off over 20 years ago was one of my best decisions. "Parents" were violent abusers, male sibling an incel, violent homophobe, and potential danger to women (I've seen his taste in porn), and religious fanatic female sibling that bred like rabbits. No thanks.
Oof, does that mean you think you're the good one?! Go back and re-read some of your own comments on here. We all think otherwise
Load More Replies...that's not how the trolley dellrma goes 😭 the whole point is thar you know the one person and the 5 are strangers
Don’t you think it’s interesting to substitute all of them with people you know? Then do you save the majority, or the one you like best? Or what if the one you like best is among people you don’t like, then the singular person is someone you like nearly as much? Interesting I meant from a philosophical view.
Load More Replies...Yeah, why would I associate with amateurs who get caught?
Load More Replies...Some parents go overboard of course, but it is also the sad reality that some online friends are pedophiles who are posing as teens, and teens can be very naive. "He sent me some pictures of himself and told me about his school life, so he must really be my age." Teens sometimes just don't realize that anyone could steal some random teen's pictures and send those to you, and it is the parent's job to keep you safe.
They aren't drilling internet safety into gen z the way previous generations got it. I worry companies do that on purpose and it's sad to see the other things happen too.
Load More Replies...I was my online friends beard for a while in the early2000's when we finally met in person, his parents legit didn't think I was a real person!
If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, hunt it down and kill it.
me: you were just born by mom, I was found in enchanted forest, so you better might treat my like the magical princess baby I ve been
I know this was done a while back, but I grew up thinking I was found in a bush. My mom couldn't convince me otherwise. Took way too long for me to believe the truth.
I'm the favorite cousin 😎 I rarely talk, I know a meme for everything, I eat all the pizza, and I only discuss cats.
When I was on holiday with a friend in Albania, a country run on duct tape it seems, it was surprisingly difficult to source some to temporarily stick something back on our hire car. We ended up having to use kinesiology tape and sticking plasters, using our phone light and both on our backs under a car at night. We made it!
I remember this. I remember all of the super creepy animatronics they had. All the kids hated them.
I loved those animatronics. They were my only friends.
Load More Replies...It's Showbiz Pizza. Where a kid can be a kid! You should see all other animatronics, they were even creepier! Fun fact: they let you go in on the stage next to Billy Bob (shown above) while the entire band sang happy birthday.
Load More Replies...The mascot of Showbiz Pizza before they got bought by Chuck E. Cheese's.
Load More Replies...Turn IRL down from 11 to about 7 and swap it with family and then you kinda got me
IRL is interchangeable with family, depending on who I'm with
Load More Replies...Poor old No-mates Nigel. Conservationists set up decoy birds on a small island off the coast of NZ, hoping to attract wildlife. They attracted Nigel. He fell in love with one of the decoy birds and never left. Nigel was loyal but possibly not that bright. Also - I don't know why someone downvoted you so I voted you up again.
Load More Replies...Let us all take a moment to think about Nigel the gannet and what he can teach us...
I hate when my kids’ schools do this. It always makes for a stressful morning.
My stress levels has improved since I realized my kids don't particularly care so I don't need to either. If they really want to put together a costume I will help, but they need to put forth some effort. Otherwise I'll remind them, "Its Grinch day, wear something green," and my job is done. Sometimes they do, sometimes they don't.
*good idea to take notes for when the future you starts writing out the will
And they wonder why you noped out of there at oh-dark-thirty and headed home.
Five points for everybody who has to change his/her underwear
Load More Replies...Important information to have for knowing if you should make any changes to your will.
Load More Replies...?? It's his name. What are you trying to say?. (Oh, "Had-dad" ha ha. funny (sarcastic voice))
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Load More Replies...Okay but same! My dog doesn't like hugs but he will put his nose on me if he thinks I'm sad.
Load More Replies...Still working on that. Only been on BP for a week.
Load More Replies...A parody that's a thousand times better than the original: [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyPNjr21Gn0 ]
I always liked Fatboy Slim's Christmas music. What, "Praise You" isn't Christmas music? Maybe not, but the lyrics fit if you're a Christian.
Not sure why you were downvoted. I don't get it either, nor the picture.
Load More Replies...Look at all those happy dads. Barbequeing all the time, nobody who sighs at your dad jokes, just dads living their best life. All jokes aside though, let's normalize friends forming a "family" unit. Why should a family unit always consist of romantic or sexual partners? Close friends who form a household together can take care of each other just as well.
I don't know why you were downvoted. I firmly believe that, while blood makes a biological relative, it doesn't always mean family. But love ALWAYS does. Life is too short to let people continue to hurt you. Especially the people who are supposed to live you most. Sometimes you have to cut off even biological relatives. But the people who love you, care about you, are always there for you, and vice versa, THAT'S family. It's why the phrases "brother from another mother" and "sister from another mister", etc. exist. TL;DR, I fully agree with you. Have an upvote. 😊
Load More Replies...So glad I'm not the only one who had this reaction..... 🤔
Load More Replies...Our parents never sought to get the two of us assessed for anything when we struggled and didn't fit in at school (The doctor told our mum that my then-toddler older sibling was the most anxious baby they'd ever seen) We figured out it was because our family is SO full of ADHD, ASD and AuADHD, that our oddities just never stuck out to them.
Our parents never sought to get the two of us assessed for anything when we struggled and didn't fit in at school (The doctor told our mum that my then-toddler older sibling was the most anxious baby they'd ever seen) We figured out it was because our family is SO full of ADHD, ASD and AuADHD, that our oddities just never stuck out to them.
