How do you like to show love to the people you care about? Perhaps it’s by baking fresh bread and delivering it to their doorstep or by inviting them out for coffee and some quality time together catching up. Or maybe, you like to pull pranks on your significant other and use humor to keep your relationship exciting!
Below, we’ve gathered photos that have been shared by some of the internet’s sneakiest wives who certainly know how to incorporate humor into their marriages. Enjoy scrolling through these silly photos, and be sure to upvote the ones that remind you of yourself or your spouse!
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My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning
I think he should consider skipping _to_ the locker room, just complete the image.
Load More Replies...And isn't swelling at all. I have no idea. Just guessing, but even their foot is chubbier
Load More Replies...I think the bathroom is his happy place. I know my husband takes longer in there than needed to escape the kids.
So unfair. If a woman does that the kids just talk at her through the door.
Load More Replies...My husband will select a few of my magazines, disappear for 45 minutes and come back a holistic herb therapy expert, found out via a questionnaire that he is a natural apple shape and the best time for him to conceive is when the wolf moon is to his north.
Yeah but too much Fiber causes constipation as well. Trust me lol. When it finally emerged I felt like i'd been violated from the inside out.
Load More Replies...You think he's taking a c**p, but he's quite possibly taking care of something else in the bathroom
Half Asleep And Not Wanting To Wake Up This Morning, I Snapped At My Husband. I Felt Bad So I Sent Him Lunch. He Said I Made His And The Pizza Guys Day
I don't know. Domino's seems lime adding an extra layer of disrespect.
Load More Replies...I once sent a box of doughnuts to my husband for a mistake I made. He was all grumpy and not talking to me. As soon as the box was delivered, he called me, sounding all happy and chirpy. He gladly forgave me.
Look, it's important to be able to apologize to your partner to have a good solid relationship. I applaud this woman!
Exactly! If I mess up, I wholly own it and apologize.
Load More Replies...I will never call myself a B!tch. I might use it as an adjective and say sorry I was "b****y" but not as a label I'm calling myself. I would be crushed if anyone called me that, why would I do that to myself? It's not a word I use frequently anyway. I would say, "I'm sorry I was so cranky".
Everybody is drawn to a person who has a great sense of humor. If a stranger at the grocery store approaches you with a hilarious pick-up line or an acquaintance slides into your DMs with a clever, funny line, you’re much more likely to engage in conversation than you would be if you were simply given a “Hello.” And we can all benefit from having humor incorporated into our daily lives.
According to HelpGuide, laughter truly is the best medicine. It provides physical health benefits like boosting our immune systems, lowering our stress, decreasing pain, relaxing our muscles and even helping to prevent heart disease. But it also benefits our mental health and social lives, as it can ease anxiety, boost our moods, strengthen relationships and attract others to us.
Went To Sneak Some Cupcakes After My Wife Went To Bed And Found Them Like This
This is what Elaine Paige and Barbara Dickson were really singing about!
Load More Replies...Naw, that's tied so it would be very easy to just "roll" the knot until it's on the side of the package. Then you just slide it out.
Load More Replies...That was my first thought. Someone took their lock out tag out seriously.
Load More Replies...A friend should try this. Literally - she will walk into the house with a little treat for herself, set it down to take off her coat - and her husband already ate the treat.
The funniest part is that lock is a safety lock, to ensure that the owner doesn't get hurt by people doing things they shouldn't. (LOTO)
What? Never heard abt that. So the lock is designed for people not getting hurt trying to open it?
Load More Replies...My Husband Always Got Colored Pencils For His Birthday And Christmas Growing Up And He Hates Them Cause He’s Colorblind. He’s Wanted An iPhone Forever So Today I Bought Him One And This Is How I Wrapped It
There are different levels and types of colourblind not always diagnosed in early life. It's possible the givers had no idea.
Load More Replies...What kind of monsters would torture a color-blind child? Poor guy….
Got My Husband Some Post-Vasectomy Snacks- Amazing How Much Genital Related Food You Can Find!
In truth, that's like getting a sexy bra from your husband after a mastectomy.
If you ask someone what the most important traits are for them in a significant other, kindness will often be their top response. But don’t underestimate the importance of a great sense of humor. In fact, a study from the University of Arkansas found that being funny can make men much more attractive to women.
Particularly when women were seeking long-term partners, a great sense of humor was seen as more important than being physically attractive. “Given the competence that successful humor use conveys, subsequent studies showed that this preference for actually funny men over unfunny men was most apparent in long-term mating contexts and when the funny man was most attractive,” the study’s author, Dr. Mitch Brown shared.
My father used to introduce my mother as "My first wife." Made her mad every time. They were married over 60 years. I tried it one time with my wife and was told that it was not funny and that if I did it again I would be looking for my second wife.
I side with your wife on this one. Makes it sound like you're actively planning to ditch and replace her.
Load More Replies...Well, I know my wife isn't fond of me introducing her as my ex-girlfriend.
I refer to my present husband as my "last husband". He's my whole heart and if something ever happens to him I have no desire to find another. I know exactly how Terri Irwin feels about her Steve. I spent the whole of my life looking for him and now that we've found each other, all is right with the world.
I knew a man who called his spouse "first wife". He always sounded condescending. She took him at his word and divorced him. She refers to him as her "wakeup call" and never married again.
If anyone says to me “is this your husband?” I always reply “for now” he just ignores me
My dad has done this with my mom. They have been married now for 60 years. She still gives him dirty looks when he says it. :)
I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him
I did this and it took my husband 2 days to notice the fridge was staring back at him lol.
I had a class pull something similar on me once, and I just did not SEE - what they were laughing about- until they were rolling on the floor- "what?"
Load More Replies...I just wanna know if the spicey brown mustard is single...I definitely felt a connection! 🤣
A coworker told me that an ex did this to him. He had to do a double take. Open fridge, get whatever. Close fridge. Think. Reopen fridge realizing it is all staring back at you. Lmao
One Of My Friends Gave Her Husband A Cake To Let Him Know They're Expecting
We didn't really want a baby, but we'll take responsibility for our actions with a sense of humor!
Especially when choosing a partner that you’d like to spend the rest of your life with, it’s completely reasonable to choose someone who can find humor in any situation. Marriage inevitably comes with various struggles, especially if the two of you decide to have children, so being able to focus on finding a smile no matter what’s going on can be incredibly helpful. As far as why we find humor to be so attractive, Dr. Madelijn Strick says understanding a joke activates the same “reward area” of our brains that sex, drugs and chocolate do.
Found A Pretty Sweet Valentine's Day Card For The Husband
To be fair, they were 15 to start with.. https://youtu.be/w556vrpsy4w?si=1_-pYTXjrPTiBTD1
Being specific inflates the word count - and avoids later hassle. See how much people have been fighting about what is/isn't acceptable to god ("Thou shalt not kiII" - God can't surely mean I'm not allowed to smite unbelievers/slaughter animals/execute criminals/... technically eating carrots is kiIIing them, too). For comparison: "Close the bathroom door when on the toilet" - very specific, hard to argue around.
four of these ten commandments are utter BS, while the other six should be common courtesy amongst people, not rules set up by the invisible sky daddy.
My Sister's April Fools' Prank On Her Husband
Years ago, I was sitting at a stoplight, and I see a guy in a dark truck at the other side of the intersection - waving at me. Because of sun glare, I couldn't see his face, just his arm waving in front of the trucks back window. And I'm thinking - is he waving at me, or someone else? Who do I know with a truck like that? Should I go ahead and wave back? About that time a cloud passed overhead and I could see the guy in the truck - and the dog beside him happily waving its tail.
This is all well and good until they get pulled over for having their license plate obstructed lol.
At this point, we all know that all genders can be equally hilarious, and it’s likely for people of all genders to seek out partners who make them laugh. But men and women do tend to view humor differently when it comes to dating. We all want funny partners, but for women, this typically means a significant other who can make them laugh. For men, on the other hand, this usually means a partner who laughs at their jokes. But as long as everyone’s laughing, it’s possible to find a match made in heaven!
My Husband Wanted A Sweet Treat. I Made Orange Rolls. To Keep It Interesting, One Of These Has Nacho Cheese On It
I think it's amazing how cows in the US make orange cheese. In my country all the cheese is yellow.
It's amazing how your cows make yellow cheese. In my place, all of the cheese is off-white like the color of the milk. Except for the brown cows that make chocolate milk and thus chocolate cheese.
Load More Replies...I do this every Christmas, one of the chocolate covered cherry cookies is really a chocolate covered green olive cookie.
I assume its the one on the top right, that's not joined to the others?
Oh, you evil, evil woman! Trying to think how quickly I can try this one on my husband.
The Valentine's Day Card I Bought For My Husband
My wife threw up just before our first kiss in 2002. I learn it a few years later
If it was the flu it's even more interesting story: "I knew she's the one when we got sick at the same time. I always believed love is contagious."
Load More Replies...Every anniversary I ask my husband, "Well, you wanna give this marriage thing another year and see how it goes?" He says, "Yeah, it's worked out pretty good so far. Let's go one more." We just celebrated #20.
My husband refers to our anniversary as our "Contract Renegotiation Day" and we have a similar discussion... we will celebrate #31 in a few weeks.
Load More Replies...same for fathers day. My dad does not grill, does not like sports, does not fish, does not wear ties, does not golf...finding a card is SO HARD.
And just you try finding a 60th anniversary card without champagne on it, for a Methodist couple
Load More Replies...There is a considerable age difference between my husband and I, and some people unfortunately assumed that I just married him for money. Not the case. So we played along. At our wedding, we hid one of those push-in toy knives in my bouquet. After the judge said we were officially married and could kiss, I pretended to stab him in his neck. Everyone that knew us burst out laughing. Some in-laws nearly had a heart attack. 🤣 He's still my best friend, even after two kids and ten years.
lol What was that anex of Hallmark back in the day? Shoebox Greetings?
If you’re looking for ways to keep the humor alive in your marriage, Power of Positivity recommends finding ways to create funny situations. Whether that means attending comedy shows together, watching funny shows after work or sending each other memes that make you chuckle, it’s always wise to make sure that you don’t go a day without laughing together to keep the spark alive in your relationship.
I Was Making Homemade Churros For The Husband And The Piping Bag Tip Popped Out. Too Lazy To Fix It. I Present To You The Turdo
With sugar…cinnamon, they were probably pretty good. If you could bring yourself to eat one!
I would. Would you need to do is put one on a piece of wax paper or parchment paper on the ground then put one of those on them, do this in a public place, and as someone passes by pick it up and eat it. Watch there reaction.
Load More Replies...They have the same form and color as a certain snack (with meat, though) in the Netherlands. Very popular, nobody has a problem eating those :D
Well whatever the one on the bottom (next to the long one) looks like it has legs
Load More Replies...Might Need To Work On My Love Letter Skills If I'm Gonna Do This Long-Distance Relationship Thing
Ugh. So sick of this kind of joke. Luckily the youngest generations don't seem to find it as funny.
Time to divorce. Go find happiness. There are way too many people staying with someone because they just don't know how to be alone, and this is never a good thing. Mental health is fragile, take better care of yourselves. This just doesn't belong in this thread, and I am now leaving it with a downvote.
Maybe they have this type of relationship that they feel confident enough and love each other enough to joke around like this. I know me and my husband do.
Load More Replies...Creating inside jokes with your partner can also help the two of you bond through using humor. Remember to bring up funny moments to keep the two of you laughing time and time again. And when it comes to date night, consider options that will include funny components. Perhaps you can go to a thrift store and pick out the silliest outfits you can find for one another to try on. Or maybe you can take a cooking class together that you know you’ll be terrible at. Humor can be incorporated into any situation to make it more fun!
Wife Didn’t Want Anything From Bk. I Got Home And Went To The Bathroom And Came Back To This
My wife is an stealth lawnmower on my french fries. "Just a little taste."
I used to do this when I packed my husband's lunch in the morning. Just a little taste out of each sandwich. I would also leave him Roses are Red notes, like, Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Took A S**t And Called It You. We had a great sense of humor.
Load More Replies...Always buy the wife a child's meal if she doesn't want anything. Take it out first (without the packaging), and pretend to get ready to eat it. Then go to the bathroom or to go get something or whatever. Wife happily nibbles, and you've still got your meal.
My dad always does this with chips. He doesn't want any... unless they're on your plate, of course.
My Husband Was Having A [Bad] Day At Work, So I Hid Over 30 Pairs Of Googly Eyes All Over The Apartment. Some Of Them He Won't Find For A Few Months
I bought a bag of mini ducks. Been putting them in conspicuous/inconspicuous places wherever I go. 16 Hidden at my worklpace so far, several in friends' houses, two at the last Air BnB, with my family,... (just not where a random pet or baby might choke on them)
Load More Replies...Love them. I have a bag of all sizes in my purse and I put them everywhere!! hehe
My Attempt To Scare My Husband When He Wakes Up
As long as you're prepared to clean it after he's had a dump without noticing it.
Water? There can't possibly be so much water in a toilet bowl! I mean, it has to be clogged
Load More Replies...Face it, guys would take it as a challenge. "Right in the eye, buddy...."
When you and your partner have been together for a long time, conflicts are inevitable. But instead of turning every little argument into a huge fight, try to approach issues between the two of you with a sense of humor. You might find that those dishes left in the sink weren’t actually such a big deal, and it’s hard to stay angry when you’re laughing. If you and your partner can find a way to incorporate jokes into your conflict management, you’re likely to have a much smoother and happier relationship.
I did this in Walmart. It was one of those silent but deadly, the day after a heavy night of drinking ones. I then ran around to the other aisle. The lady in that aisle had to have smelled it.
And everybody else in your path to the other aisle, since everybody knows a fart will follow its owner until it fades away....
Load More Replies...We were at Home Depot and I had to let one rip. So I walked behind this couple and then kept going around the corner. I hear the woman say, "Jesus Christ Brad!" and I started giggling. My husband just looked at me and said, "You did it again, didn't you?"
My Wife Likes To Keep Dog Food Beside Coffee Beans. Guess What I Did At 5:30 Am This Morning
IKR? I'm completely certain she could have found labels that would fit with her oh-so-precious "aesthetic", unless she was actively trying to pull a rather mean "prank".
Load More Replies...For some reason, my Mom put chocolate sauce in a butter container once(she may have removed the lid from the old time Hershey's syrup can by mistake instead of piercing with a church key). Got a bowl of ice cream, poured syrup on it. It was homemade BBQ sauce. Not a taste sensation I care to repeat.
I Think My Husband’s Going To Realize I Borrowed One Of His Extension Cords
As an electrician ALL those leads are triggering an AAAGGHH response..
Ill put this as nicely as I can. DO NOT WRAP YOUR F*CKING CORDS THAT WAY.
My electrician husband of 42 years will not even let me reel the cords up, he always says just let it go, I’ll take care of it 😃
Finally, Power of Positivity urges partners to not be afraid of making a fool out of themselves in their relationships. Doing a silly dance or speaking in a silly voice might feel vulnerable, but if you manage to make your partner laugh, it was worth it. The two of you will build a closer bond and have a stronger relationship if you manage to share laughter every day. So get out those googly eyes and start placing them around the apartment for your partner to find!
Every year my dad would tell my mum 'lets not bother with Valentines gifts this year I'll get you a card' and every year she would agree to save money and get him nothing and he would have booked a trip out or a hotel or something.
Dynamics. She knew he would do that, and her gift to him was "letting him surprise her".
Load More Replies...Let's just not pretend she won't remember it the very second should he ever forget!
Can confirm! Didn't get any this year cause hubs forgot. Very dissappointed
Load More Replies...My Wife Thinks It Is Ok To Mix M+m’s With Skittles
Nah, just toss some Reese's Pieces in there and you've got a rollercoaster for your palette.
Load More Replies...Okay, THIS is monstrous! I hate Skittles - this is attempted poisoning!
I feel the same. I'm trying to imagine what they would taste like if you didn't notice they where all mixed in together, yuck.
Load More Replies...My Husband Asked Me To Heat Up The Croissant And That He Wanted It Very Crunchy.... I Guess I Nailed It
I thought it was a piece of polished lava rock at first and was like "how cool!"
Load More Replies...I think someone needs to learn the difference between "crunchy" and "charcoal".
Cut it in half and put it in the toaster. The butter gets nice and crispy
Are you getting some ideas for how to play tricks on your own partner, pandas? We hope you’re enjoying scrolling through this list and being reminded how important a sense of humor is in any relationship. Keep upvoting the pics you find particularly funny, and then if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring even more hilarious moments from relationships, look no further than right here!
Happy Snip-Snip Day To My Husband!
Swimmers is a slang word for sperm in the US. So fish shaped crackers.
Load More Replies...My mate had a vasectomy, we called him Jaffa coz he was seedless.
My Wife Gets Upset When I Have More Than 1 Pair Of Shoes At The Door, Can You Guess Who's Shoes These Are?
Yep, my kids and my wife get to leave their shoes anywhere. But if mine aren't put away, I get yelled at.
My wife once yelled at me about my pile of shoes but they were all her's.
Load More Replies...My dad does. This is him and my mum, but in reverse.
Load More Replies...The brown sandals are mine. I'll be over to get them tomorrow. Put on some coffee.
Yeah, it's leaning towards she doesn't actually like him...
Load More Replies...I agree that this isn’t funny but it should (and isn’t) viewed the same way when it’s “I hate my wife” jokes. Like the one about the genie offering two options. “I hate marriage” is such a s****y boomer trope.
Leave the boomers out of it, the guy who wrote that is barely out of nappies.
Load More Replies...Sometimes you want to go somewhere and you don't know where. You DO know the places you don't want to go though 🤷🏼♀️
Load More Replies...My husband asks, I always say FOOD. After a laugh he says what KIND of food? and I always say HUMAN FOOD. After 20+ years you would think he would quit asking.
On Sunday afternoon I go out to get with one or two friends. None of us can decide where to go. Most times I believe I will suggest somewhere and normally that is where we go.
My wife does this all the time. Even when we're not talking about food. She's awesome though so I dont care. I just order stuff and she eats it.
Picked Up A Fancy Cake For My Husband On Our Anniversary
I don't get people that forget anniversaries nowadays. So many ways to set alarms/reminders. If you have a smartphone, you can just put it into your calendar.
The Way My Wife Cuts Cheesecake
I dont even like cheesecake and I'm fully prepared to call the police wtf is her problem
As Someone Who Times The Arrival Of Their Pacels Carefully, This Gave Me A Chuckle
My Wife Said There Were “Too Many Chocolate Chips” In These Cookies So She Picked Around Them…
So your wife just massively increased the proportion of chocolate in the remaining choc chip cookie? What an awesome lady!! I want one!
"Too many chocolate chips"? That phrase makes zero sense. Also, what she did to the cookes is beyond rude to anyone else who might have wanted to eat a treat that she hadn't pawed over and mutilated.
I think you can have too many chips in chocolate chip cookies. If there is more chops than cookie, I think the chips would over whelm the cookie part.
Load More Replies...My Wife Adding Pistachios To The Mixed Nut Jar
I don't get what's wrong with this one, is it because they have to be shelled first?
Imagine going for a handful of nuts, throwing them in your mouth, then crunching down to discover this...
Load More Replies...But these are shelled. If they were unshelled. I would say okay.
Load More Replies...My Wife Only Takes A Few Bites Of An Apple And "Saves The Rest For Later"
I Bought A Fancy 5k Monitor (Lg Ultrafine 27”) For Myself, But My Wife Liked It So Much She Asked For It. Here’s How She’s Using It
Does she think it's a touchscreen? For the love of sanity, stop touching the screen!
I couldn't figure out what I was looking at until I read your comment.
Load More Replies...According to a previous comment anove, the wife is touching the screen like it is a touch screen. Look at all the fingerprints on the screen.
Load More Replies...I was assuming dirty fingerprints? But why would she be touching it that much
Load More Replies...My Wife Spits Her Seed Shells Into The Door Handle Of Our Car
Okay how is it that the first part of this list was hilarious but the further down I scroll, the more disgusting stuff I see?
Because the ones with the most upvotes are cute/funny jokes or pranks but the ones towards the bottom are just about them being disgusting self-centered slobs.
Load More Replies...Better than on the floor. The only thing is, probably be a pain to clean out.
My Wife Sits And Eats All The Marshmallows Out Of The Lucky Charms And Puts The Barren Cereal Back In The Pantry
In the U.S. one can now purchase bags of just the marshmallow bits.
Load More Replies...I know I’ll get downvoted, but I don’t care for the marshmellows
Whenever I have lucky charms, I eat all the cereal first and save the marshmallows for the end
Used to do this with Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries growing up. Thank God for Oops! All Berries!
this one i understand i do the same thing if you have a big lots where you live they sell bags of just the marshmellows
search amazon for Medley Hills Marshmallows - buy a bag of nothing but the good stuff for them!
Great post. Funny, varied, and well curated. You nailed it Adelaide.
Great post. Funny, varied, and well curated. You nailed it Adelaide.
