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How do you like to show love to the people you care about? Perhaps it’s by baking fresh bread and delivering it to their doorstep or by inviting them out for coffee and some quality time together catching up. Or maybe, you like to pull pranks on your significant other and use humor to keep your relationship exciting!

Below, we’ve gathered photos that have been shared by some of the internet’s sneakiest wives who certainly know how to incorporate humor into their marriages. Enjoy scrolling through these silly photos, and be sure to upvote the ones that remind you of yourself or your spouse!

#1

My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

My Husband Bet Me I Couldn't Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning

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Skara Brae
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He might consider skipping the locker room today.

Ace
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think he should consider skipping _to_ the locker room, just complete the image.

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FloC
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real question is : Was he wearing the nail polish before going to sleep ?

TheGoodBoi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yaaaaaas fabulous!

Bear Hall
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What did you put in his diner the night before?

Richienotsorich
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of swelling. Is his ankle twisted or broken?!

Bewitched One
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And isn't swelling at all. I have no idea. Just guessing, but even their foot is chubbier

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My O My
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*feeling cute, might delete later

ShyWahine
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You won the bet AND did a lovely pedicure...

Sue
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looked like a baby foot until I saw the hair.

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    #2

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    Ashlisha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the bathroom is his happy place. I know my husband takes longer in there than needed to escape the kids.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So unfair. If a woman does that the kids just talk at her through the door.

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    Apachebathmat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband will select a few of my magazines, disappear for 45 minutes and come back a holistic herb therapy expert, found out via a questionnaire that he is a natural apple shape and the best time for him to conceive is when the wolf moon is to his north.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bathrooms are why God created crossword puzzles.

    Lee Banks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kisses, curses at the cat, clickety keyboard? He's on the can.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a great time to read the news or get some YouTube time in!

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *fiber exists* 🙃

    Porribix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but too much Fiber causes constipation as well. Trust me lol. When it finally emerged I felt like i'd been violated from the inside out.

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    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your husband certainly married a classy lady !

    Gossameringue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think he's taking a c**p, but he's quite possibly taking care of something else in the bathroom

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    #3

    Half Asleep And Not Wanting To Wake Up This Morning, I Snapped At My Husband. I Felt Bad So I Sent Him Lunch. He Said I Made His And The Pizza Guys Day

    Half Asleep And Not Wanting To Wake Up This Morning, I Snapped At My Husband. I Felt Bad So I Sent Him Lunch. He Said I Made His And The Pizza Guys Day

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    Jo Maxwell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza is always an acceptable apology

    James Frail
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. Domino's seems lime adding an extra layer of disrespect.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once sent a box of doughnuts to my husband for a mistake I made. He was all grumpy and not talking to me. As soon as the box was delivered, he called me, sounding all happy and chirpy. He gladly forgave me.

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, it's important to be able to apologize to your partner to have a good solid relationship. I applaud this woman!

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! If I mess up, I wholly own it and apologize.

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    DOD2557
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never call myself a B!tch. I might use it as an adjective and say sorry I was "b****y" but not as a label I'm calling myself. I would be crushed if anyone called me that, why would I do that to myself? It's not a word I use frequently anyway. I would say, "I'm sorry I was so cranky".

    Brenda S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never loose your sense of humour in marriage. I believe it makes for a much stronger relationship

    Duuuuuuude
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dominos? Not all that sorry, are you?

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's worth at least a Five Star pizza.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist,the husband sent it himself! 😅🙈

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    Everybody is drawn to a person who has a great sense of humor. If a stranger at the grocery store approaches you with a hilarious pick-up line or an acquaintance slides into your DMs with a clever, funny line, you’re much more likely to engage in conversation than you would be if you were simply given a “Hello.” And we can all benefit from having humor incorporated into our daily lives.

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    According to HelpGuide, laughter truly is the best medicine. It provides physical health benefits like boosting our immune systems, lowering our stress, decreasing pain, relaxing our muscles and even helping to prevent heart disease. But it also benefits our mental health and social lives, as it can ease anxiety, boost our moods, strengthen relationships and attract others to us. 

    #4

    Went To Sneak Some Cupcakes After My Wife Went To Bed And Found Them Like This

    Went To Sneak Some Cupcakes After My Wife Went To Bed And Found Them Like This

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    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw, that's tied so it would be very easy to just "roll" the knot until it's on the side of the package. Then you just slide it out.

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    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lockout padlock, someone in the house is an electrician...

    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought. Someone took their lock out tag out seriously.

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    Sunny Day
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend should try this. Literally - she will walk into the house with a little treat for herself, set it down to take off her coat - and her husband already ate the treat.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://youtube.com/@lockpickinglawyer

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funniest part is that lock is a safety lock, to ensure that the owner doesn't get hurt by people doing things they shouldn't. (LOTO)

    Queeqec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Never heard abt that. So the lock is designed for people not getting hurt trying to open it?

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    Karl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Ma used to put cake on top of the kitchen cupboard so my dad couldn’t reach it after he’d been drinking and got a bit peckish. He would wait until I got home later on and bribe me with booze to fetch it for him.

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    #5

    My Husband Always Got Colored Pencils For His Birthday And Christmas Growing Up And He Hates Them Cause He’s Colorblind. He’s Wanted An iPhone Forever So Today I Bought Him One And This Is How I Wrapped It

    My Husband Always Got Colored Pencils For His Birthday And Christmas Growing Up And He Hates Them Cause He’s Colorblind. He’s Wanted An iPhone Forever So Today I Bought Him One And This Is How I Wrapped It

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    Bols
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would repeatedly gift colored pencils to colorblind kid?!

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are different levels and types of colourblind not always diagnosed in early life. It's possible the givers had no idea.

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    michael Chock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always wanted to see more artwork done by the colorblind.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have given him the charcoal set!

    Calvin Smelliott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of monsters would torture a color-blind child? Poor guy….

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Clever girl!" Reference to a sneaky girl in JP 1993

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    #6

    Got My Husband Some Post-Vasectomy Snacks- Amazing How Much Genital Related Food You Can Find!

    Got My Husband Some Post-Vasectomy Snacks- Amazing How Much Genital Related Food You Can Find!

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    LandAhoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help, I don't understand the Jack Links?

    AnkleByter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beef jerky...as in, he won't be, for a bit, lol.

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    Jolee Hang
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... never realized how suggestive all these names are

    Randy Sanders
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In truth, that's like getting a sexy bra from your husband after a mastectomy.

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    If you ask someone what the most important traits are for them in a significant other, kindness will often be their top response. But don’t underestimate the importance of a great sense of humor. In fact, a study from the University of Arkansas found that being funny can make men much more attractive to women. 

    Particularly when women were seeking long-term partners, a great sense of humor was seen as more important than being physically attractive. “Given the competence that successful humor use conveys, subsequent studies showed that this preference for actually funny men over unfunny men was most apparent in long-term mating contexts and when the funny man was most attractive,” the study’s author, Dr. Mitch Brown shared. 

    #7

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy to solve, call him your current husband instead.

    Igor914624
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father used to introduce my mother as "My first wife." Made her mad every time. They were married over 60 years. I tried it one time with my wife and was told that it was not funny and that if I did it again I would be looking for my second wife.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I side with your wife on this one. Makes it sound like you're actively planning to ditch and replace her.

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    Amanda Fondaumiere
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is rude and awful. Its not funny. Its hurtful.

    Rinso The Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I know my wife isn't fond of me introducing her as my ex-girlfriend.

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refer to my present husband as my "last husband". He's my whole heart and if something ever happens to him I have no desire to find another. I know exactly how Terri Irwin feels about her Steve. I spent the whole of my life looking for him and now that we've found each other, all is right with the world.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy retaliation for hubby: "This is my future ex-wife".... and let it dangle....

    Shaunn Munn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a man who called his spouse "first wife". He always sounded condescending. She took him at his word and divorced him. She refers to him as her "wakeup call" and never married again.

    Stacey M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refer to my ex as my starter husband and my current as my current husband. I blend these terms into casual conversation and people's expressions change when they try to process it.

    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone says to me “is this your husband?” I always reply “for now” he just ignores me

    Just a ray of f'ing sunshine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad has done this with my mom. They have been married now for 60 years. She still gives him dirty looks when he says it. :)

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    #8

    I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him

    I Hope My Husband Feels Special When He Wakes Up. All Eyes Will Be On Him

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    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the big bottle in the door is flirting with him.

    R.C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this and it took my husband 2 days to notice the fridge was staring back at him lol.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a class pull something similar on me once, and I just did not SEE - what they were laughing about- until they were rolling on the floor- "what?"

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    Sue User
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the coffeemate look like it is questioning its life choices.

    Janis McClure
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just wanna know if the spicey brown mustard is single...I definitely felt a connection! 🤣

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is a fun prank. Funny m unexpected, no one gets hurt

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really brings the refrigerator to life!

    Vampiresscrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A coworker told me that an ex did this to him. He had to do a double take. Open fridge, get whatever. Close fridge. Think. Reopen fridge realizing it is all staring back at you. Lmao

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The “bulls eye” one is the best!! She put the eye on the bull’s eye lol

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    #9

    One Of My Friends Gave Her Husband A Cake To Let Him Know They're Expecting

    One Of My Friends Gave Her Husband A Cake To Let Him Know They're Expecting

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    Chickie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a RIOT! Great sense of humor!

    Narelle Hussy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaaaa thats a cracker 🤣🤣🤣

    Calvin Smelliott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We didn't really want a baby, but we'll take responsibility for our actions with a sense of humor!

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yayyy cookie ca-...

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it was a planned kid?!

    Ellinor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not being planned is not necessary a bad thing...

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    Especially when choosing a partner that you’d like to spend the rest of your life with, it’s completely reasonable to choose someone who can find humor in any situation. Marriage inevitably comes with various struggles, especially if the two of you decide to have children, so being able to focus on finding a smile no matter what’s going on can be incredibly helpful. As far as why we find humor to be so attractive, Dr. Madelijn Strick says understanding a joke activates the same “reward area” of our brains that sex, drugs and chocolate do.

    #10

    Found A Pretty Sweet Valentine's Day Card For The Husband

    Found A Pretty Sweet Valentine's Day Card For The Husband

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    MacToast
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is my and hubby's kind of v-day card!

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE cards with this kind of humor

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much nicer than "will you be my Valentine, or should I have my lawyer file the divorce papers?"

    #11

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule #153: Don’t count the rules.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule #154 - never talk about the first 153.

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, they were 15 to start with.. https://youtu.be/w556vrpsy4w?si=1_-pYTXjrPTiBTD1

    Nicole Weymann
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being specific inflates the word count - and avoids later hassle. See how much people have been fighting about what is/isn't acceptable to god ("Thou shalt not kiII" - God can't surely mean I'm not allowed to smite unbelievers/slaughter animals/execute criminals/... technically eating carrots is kiIIing them, too). For comparison: "Close the bathroom door when on the toilet" - very specific, hard to argue around.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understandably, God is better at "succinct"...

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sounds li,e a female Sheldon Cooper.

    Whitefox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief.right? I once counted it out cause I was bored. There were 97 rules for eating at my parents house that my ex expected me to keep up on. I had to do allll that and not let on. it was exhausting. So glad thats in the past.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I thought there were more.

    René Sauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    four of these ten commandments are utter BS, while the other six should be common courtesy amongst people, not rules set up by the invisible sky daddy.

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the picture of Kent Graham.

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    #12

    My Sister's April Fools' Prank On Her Husband

    My Sister's April Fools' Prank On Her Husband

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    Kimbowa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope a lot of people did this. Aaron would be so surprised and curious!

    KillerKiwi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even funnier if Aaron isn’t actually his name😂

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    Sunny Day
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago, I was sitting at a stoplight, and I see a guy in a dark truck at the other side of the intersection - waving at me. Because of sun glare, I couldn't see his face, just his arm waving in front of the trucks back window. And I'm thinking - is he waving at me, or someone else? Who do I know with a truck like that? Should I go ahead and wave back? About that time a cloud passed overhead and I could see the guy in the truck - and the dog beside him happily waving its tail.

    Rostit.. .
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius. I love this sort of prank

    Whitefox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is all well and good until they get pulled over for having their license plate obstructed lol.

    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not. It's on the bumper, just blurred out

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    Sue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that to my mom - it said "Honk at this April Fool!" She got honked at all the way to work.

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    At this point, we all know that all genders can be equally hilarious, and it’s likely for people of all genders to seek out partners who make them laugh. But men and women do tend to view humor differently when it comes to dating. We all want funny partners, but for women, this typically means a significant other who can make them laugh. For men, on the other hand, this usually means a partner who laughs at their jokes. But as long as everyone’s laughing, it’s possible to find a match made in heaven! 

    #13

    My Husband Wanted A Sweet Treat. I Made Orange Rolls. To Keep It Interesting, One Of These Has Nacho Cheese On It

    My Husband Wanted A Sweet Treat. I Made Orange Rolls. To Keep It Interesting, One Of These Has Nacho Cheese On It

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    Linda van A.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's amazing how cows in the US make orange cheese. In my country all the cheese is yellow.

    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing how your cows make yellow cheese. In my place, all of the cheese is off-white like the color of the milk. Except for the brown cows that make chocolate milk and thus chocolate cheese.

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    michael Chock
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this every Christmas, one of the chocolate covered cherry cookies is really a chocolate covered green olive cookie.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually sounds pretty good. I got a lady at the fair to make me a garlic funnel cake.

    Mark (it/urgh)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume its the one on the top right, that's not joined to the others?

    Janet Floyd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you evil, evil woman! Trying to think how quickly I can try this one on my husband.

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    #14

    The Valentine's Day Card I Bought For My Husband

    The Valentine's Day Card I Bought For My Husband

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    Jack Burton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife threw up just before our first kiss in 2002. I learn it a few years later

    Bear Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was the flu it's even more interesting story: "I knew she's the one when we got sick at the same time. I always believed love is contagious."

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    Skara Brae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he was conscious at the time.

    ThisIsMe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was drunk when we first met. Well, when he says we first met. I can confirm I was in that location and owned the clothes that he says I was wearing, was with the people he says I was with...but that's about it. But I definitely remember the second time :-)

    #15

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    Nannychachi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every anniversary I ask my husband, "Well, you wanna give this marriage thing another year and see how it goes?" He says, "Yeah, it's worked out pretty good so far. Let's go one more." We just celebrated #20.

    Kiss Army
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband refers to our anniversary as our "Contract Renegotiation Day" and we have a similar discussion... we will celebrate #31 in a few weeks.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same for fathers day. My dad does not grill, does not like sports, does not fish, does not wear ties, does not golf...finding a card is SO HARD.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just you try finding a 60th anniversary card without champagne on it, for a Methodist couple

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    Linds
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every 6mos I ask my bf if he'd like to renew his subscription to dating me. Been together almost 2yrs now lol

    Janet Floyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give my husband a sympathy card every year on our anniversary.

    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like one of Stephen Colbert's "First Drafts" 🤣

    Kaeda
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a considerable age difference between my husband and I, and some people unfortunately assumed that I just married him for money. Not the case. So we played along. At our wedding, we hid one of those push-in toy knives in my bouquet. After the judge said we were officially married and could kiss, I pretended to stab him in his neck. Everyone that knew us burst out laughing. Some in-laws nearly had a heart attack. 🤣 He's still my best friend, even after two kids and ten years.

    Stephanie Fay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol What was that anex of Hallmark back in the day? Shoebox Greetings?

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hallmark needs to hire writers like you for real talk cards....

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    If you’re looking for ways to keep the humor alive in your marriage, Power of Positivity recommends finding ways to create funny situations. Whether that means attending comedy shows together, watching funny shows after work or sending each other memes that make you chuckle, it’s always wise to make sure that you don’t go a day without laughing together to keep the spark alive in your relationship. 

    #16

    I Was Making Homemade Churros For The Husband And The Piping Bag Tip Popped Out. Too Lazy To Fix It. I Present To You The Turdo

    I Was Making Homemade Churros For The Husband And The Piping Bag Tip Popped Out. Too Lazy To Fix It. I Present To You The Turdo

    girlfieri223 Report

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With sugar…cinnamon, they were probably pretty good. If you could bring yourself to eat one!

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would. Would you need to do is put one on a piece of wax paper or parchment paper on the ground then put one of those on them, do this in a public place, and as someone passes by pick it up and eat it. Watch there reaction.

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    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You laugh now (and I'd eat it) but wait until you're in public and he tells you he's hungry for your turdos again.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A strong resemblance to porcupine scat. Just missing the single lengthwise channel, but the piping process could fix that... hm...

    Tyranamar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still looks delicious to me.

    Catharina Geerts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have the same form and color as a certain snack (with meat, though) in the Netherlands. Very popular, nobody has a problem eating those :D

    IsaMendes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought they were croquetes for a second

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    #17

    Might Need To Work On My Love Letter Skills If I'm Gonna Do This Long-Distance Relationship Thing

    Might Need To Work On My Love Letter Skills If I'm Gonna Do This Long-Distance Relationship Thing

    wolf_mother Report

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is perfect. I hate the mushy stuff🤣

    ShyWahine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You certainly have a way with words....

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My name's not Shane, kid."

    Golpandoodle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just like those movies "so bad, it's actually good" 🤣

    #18

    mommajessiec Report

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of .... Djinn: "You can have one of those two things come true ... One - you live a happy, healthy and long life with your wife or ..." Me: "Two. Two! Final Answer!" ;)

    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. So sick of this kind of joke. Luckily the youngest generations don't seem to find it as funny.

    Saphyre Fyre
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to divorce. Go find happiness. There are way too many people staying with someone because they just don't know how to be alone, and this is never a good thing. Mental health is fragile, take better care of yourselves. This just doesn't belong in this thread, and I am now leaving it with a downvote.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they have this type of relationship that they feel confident enough and love each other enough to joke around like this. I know me and my husband do.

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    Creating inside jokes with your partner can also help the two of you bond through using humor. Remember to bring up funny moments to keep the two of you laughing time and time again. And when it comes to date night, consider options that will include funny components. Perhaps you can go to a thrift store and pick out the silliest outfits you can find for one another to try on. Or maybe you can take a cooking class together that you know you’ll be terrible at. Humor can be incorporated into any situation to make it more fun! 

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    #19

    Wife Didn’t Want Anything From Bk. I Got Home And Went To The Bathroom And Came Back To This

    Wife Didn’t Want Anything From Bk. I Got Home And Went To The Bathroom And Came Back To This

    Punch_Your_Facehole Report

    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is an stealth lawnmower on my french fries. "Just a little taste."

    featherytoad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this when I packed my husband's lunch in the morning. Just a little taste out of each sandwich. I would also leave him Roses are Red notes, like, Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Took A S**t And Called It You. We had a great sense of humor.

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    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost always make breakfast on weekends. I always ask my wife if she's hungry. She almost always says no. I almost always make extra anyway. She always eats it.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... as my wife always says: "I have the right to change my mind!" ;)

    Dela Bee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what an amateur! you gotta take a bite and leave the bun in tact if you don't wanna get caught, or brazenly eat half the burger in one bite; there's no in-between

    scotty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn’t want to want anything from BK but when it showed up…

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calories don't count if you didn't order it.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always buy the wife a child's meal if she doesn't want anything. Take it out first (without the packaging), and pretend to get ready to eat it. Then go to the bathroom or to go get something or whatever. Wife happily nibbles, and you've still got your meal.

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn is it universal, always happens with my wife

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad always does this with chips. He doesn't want any... unless they're on your plate, of course.

    Cathy Skillen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a spousal tax. Be thankful she didn't take half!

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    #20

    My Husband Was Having A [Bad] Day At Work, So I Hid Over 30 Pairs Of Googly Eyes All Over The Apartment. Some Of Them He Won't Find For A Few Months

    My Husband Was Having A [Bad] Day At Work, So I Hid Over 30 Pairs Of Googly Eyes All Over The Apartment. Some Of Them He Won't Find For A Few Months

    retro_axolotl Report

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they cheered him up.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it doesn't take months to find the milk.

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    Nicole Weymann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a bag of mini ducks. Been putting them in conspicuous/inconspicuous places wherever I go. 16 Hidden at my worklpace so far, several in friends' houses, two at the last Air BnB, with my family,... (just not where a random pet or baby might choke on them)

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    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love them. I have a bag of all sizes in my purse and I put them everywhere!! hehe

    Deson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eyes on the razor blades could be a irritant if he doesn't see them in time before using it.

    #21

    My Attempt To Scare My Husband When He Wakes Up

    My Attempt To Scare My Husband When He Wakes Up

    Kateryna_Mazhuha Report

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you're prepared to clean it after he's had a dump without noticing it.

    Linda Lee
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    1 year ago

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    Skara Brae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone dumped out a week-old coffee pot.

    Ms Dodo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you draw that yourself?? It's amazing!!

    No spam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The black water is 🤌🤌🤌

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water? There can't possibly be so much water in a toilet bowl! I mean, it has to be clogged

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    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Face it, guys would take it as a challenge. "Right in the eye, buddy...."

    Blondie23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks like the skeleton from the last unicorn!

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    When you and your partner have been together for a long time, conflicts are inevitable. But instead of turning every little argument into a huge fight, try to approach issues between the two of you with a sense of humor. You might find that those dishes left in the sink weren’t actually such a big deal, and it’s hard to stay angry when you’re laughing. If you and your partner can find a way to incorporate jokes into your conflict management, you’re likely to have a much smoother and happier relationship.

    #22

    a_simpl_man Report

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when I announced it in church everybody understood!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving them in lifts of more fun! :D

    featherytoad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this in Walmart. It was one of those silent but deadly, the day after a heavy night of drinking ones. I then ran around to the other aisle. The lady in that aisle had to have smelled it.

    Golpandoodle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And everybody else in your path to the other aisle, since everybody knows a fart will follow its owner until it fades away....

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one who didn't read the terms and conditions

    Sharee Odegard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a keeper for sure!! U R SO lucky.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were at Home Depot and I had to let one rip. So I walked behind this couple and then kept going around the corner. I hear the woman say, "Jesus Christ Brad!" and I started giggling. My husband just looked at me and said, "You did it again, didn't you?"

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    #23

    My Wife Likes To Keep Dog Food Beside Coffee Beans. Guess What I Did At 5:30 Am This Morning

    My Wife Likes To Keep Dog Food Beside Coffee Beans. Guess What I Did At 5:30 Am This Morning

    Chaosbutters87 Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you did take her Hound in marriage..

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog is going to be doing zoomies all morning now

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR? I'm completely certain she could have found labels that would fit with her oh-so-precious "aesthetic", unless she was actively trying to pull a rather mean "prank".

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    A girl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that with cat food. The cat side eyed me for weeks for serving him coffee beans. Husband didn't let me live down meow mix brew.

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, did the, ahem, "coffee" wake you up? Job done.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason, my Mom put chocolate sauce in a butter container once(she may have removed the lid from the old time Hershey's syrup can by mistake instead of piercing with a church key). Got a bowl of ice cream, poured syrup on it. It was homemade BBQ sauce. Not a taste sensation I care to repeat.

    Mavis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile the dogs enjoying a nice coffee.

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    #24

    I Think My Husband’s Going To Realize I Borrowed One Of His Extension Cords

    I Think My Husband’s Going To Realize I Borrowed One Of His Extension Cords

    wakethesleepingpills Report

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an electrician ALL those leads are triggering an AAAGGHH response..

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, even the neatly wrapped ones aren't done right.

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    Golpandoodle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't notice, since all of them look terribly rolled...

    Nicole Barnes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single one is rolled incorrectly. I am traumatized 🫣

    Rostit.. .
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ill put this as nicely as I can. DO NOT WRAP YOUR F*CKING CORDS THAT WAY.

    Blue Flower
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My electrician husband of 42 years will not even let me reel the cords up, he always says just let it go, I’ll take care of it 😃

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too .... you should see the water hose 🙄

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the orange? 🤷‍♂️

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    Finally, Power of Positivity urges partners to not be afraid of making a fool out of themselves in their relationships. Doing a silly dance or speaking in a silly voice might feel vulnerable, but if you manage to make your partner laugh, it was worth it. The two of you will build a closer bond and have a stronger relationship if you manage to share laughter every day. So get out those googly eyes and start placing them around the apartment for your partner to find!

    #25

    sarasheridan Report

    Lydsylou (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every year my dad would tell my mum 'lets not bother with Valentines gifts this year I'll get you a card' and every year she would agree to save money and get him nothing and he would have booked a trip out or a hotel or something.

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dynamics. She knew he would do that, and her gift to him was "letting him surprise her".

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    Flopsy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot and I thought it was the next day. 🤦‍♀️

    Pat Curran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sara, are you related to my wife?

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stereotypically it's the other way around

    Whitefox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giggle, we got married on our favorite holiday- Halloween. We will NEVER forget!

    EmBree
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband never remembers. That's fine, he has other good qualities.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually it is the other way around.

    Raumpfleger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just not pretend she won't remember it the very second should he ever forget!

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm! Didn't get any this year cause hubs forgot. Very dissappointed

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    #26

    My Wife Thinks It Is Ok To Mix M+m’s With Skittles

    My Wife Thinks It Is Ok To Mix M+m’s With Skittles

    1rbryantjr1 Report

    James Marciniak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats instant divorce, any country, any language.

    Rinso The Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, just toss some Reese's Pieces in there and you've got a rollercoaster for your palette.

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    LadySparre
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That.... Would be a focal point at the divorce hearing.... 😱

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, THIS is monstrous! I hate Skittles - this is attempted poisoning!

    featherytoad
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the same. I'm trying to imagine what they would taste like if you didn't notice they where all mixed in together, yuck.

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    nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why everyone needs a prenup (and/or a private snack cupboard for each spouse).

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    #27

    My Husband Asked Me To Heat Up The Croissant And That He Wanted It Very Crunchy.... I Guess I Nailed It

    My Husband Asked Me To Heat Up The Croissant And That He Wanted It Very Crunchy.... I Guess I Nailed It

    Kaneando Report

    Nannychachi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a cocoon that an alien baby is about to break out of.

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a piece of polished lava rock at first and was like "how cool!"

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    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone needs to learn the difference between "crunchy" and "charcoal".

    Spooky Demon Bat (she/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut it in half and put it in the toaster. The butter gets nice and crispy

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    Are you getting some ideas for how to play tricks on your own partner, pandas? We hope you’re enjoying scrolling through this list and being reminded how important a sense of humor is in any relationship. Keep upvoting the pics you find particularly funny, and then if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring even more hilarious moments from relationships, look no further than right here!

    #28

    Happy Snip-Snip Day To My Husband!

    Happy Snip-Snip Day To My Husband!

    kandeeraver Report

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as funny as the other one because she over explained her jokes.

    Rudo
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that goldfish is a reference to "swimmers".

    Mark (it/urgh)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mate had a vasectomy, we called him Jaffa coz he was seedless.

    #29

    My Wife Gets Upset When I Have More Than 1 Pair Of Shoes At The Door, Can You Guess Who's Shoes These Are?

    My Wife Gets Upset When I Have More Than 1 Pair Of Shoes At The Door, Can You Guess Who's Shoes These Are?

    FlatulentWallaby Report

    Peter H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, she's upset because she needs the room for her own shoes!

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone with no taste in footwear.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, my kids and my wife get to leave their shoes anywhere. But if mine aren't put away, I get yelled at.

    lawrence Andrew
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife once yelled at me about my pile of shoes but they were all her's.

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she might need to run out to help you with the groceries!

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!! EXACTLY! And half of them are weird boots she got at Goodwill and don't fit and will NEVER go away....

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have to be the wife's. Most men don't have that many shoes.

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad does. This is him and my mum, but in reverse.

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    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like my door. I live alone.

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found that the person who complains about shoes at the door usually has the most there!

    Knitting Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brown sandals are mine. I'll be over to get them tomorrow. Put on some coffee.

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    #30

    daddydoubts Report

    Sandella
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof this feels too mean for a joke

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's leaning towards she doesn't actually like him...

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    Szzone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this is an insult, not a joke, and in the guy's place I would start questioning my marriage.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yikes, was this the beginning of seperation proposal?

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree that this isn’t funny but it should (and isn’t) viewed the same way when it’s “I hate my wife” jokes. Like the one about the genie offering two options. “I hate marriage” is such a s****y boomer trope.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave the boomers out of it, the guy who wrote that is barely out of nappies.

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    #31

    BossyBritches72 Report

    scotty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people do this? It is rather frequent.

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you want to go somewhere and you don't know where. You DO know the places you don't want to go though 🤷🏼‍♀️

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    Kathy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband asks, I always say FOOD. After a laugh he says what KIND of food? and I always say HUMAN FOOD. After 20+ years you would think he would quit asking.

    Angi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I throw in hot food or cold food to keep it fresh

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On Sunday afternoon I go out to get with one or two friends. None of us can decide where to go. Most times I believe I will suggest somewhere and normally that is where we go.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suggest two places. Tell her pick one and that is where we are going.

    Rostit.. .
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife does this all the time. Even when we're not talking about food. She's awesome though so I dont care. I just order stuff and she eats it.

    Flopsy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the opposite of this. My partner just found out after 12 years together and frequent sushi trips that I don’t like sushi.

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guy does this. I think it’s like karmic payback for me doing this to my ex lol. I like it a lot when my partner does this though. I feel like it takes the pressure off of both of us. I list, he rejects the list until we mutually agree on something

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anywhere except the places you mention.

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    #32

    Picked Up A Fancy Cake For My Husband On Our Anniversary

    Picked Up A Fancy Cake For My Husband On Our Anniversary

    Long_live_Broctune Report

    Realistic Optimist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get people that forget anniversaries nowadays. So many ways to set alarms/reminders. If you have a smartphone, you can just put it into your calendar.

    #33

    The Way My Wife Cuts Cheesecake

    The Way My Wife Cuts Cheesecake

    YolksterXD Report

    nancy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this idea! sometimes you just want a small quadrilateral slice

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheesecake bars! Unless you have guests it's actually a good idea!

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a round birthday cake this is the best way to cut it to get more pieces for more people. If you cut it in triangles you get less pieces.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont even like cheesecake and I'm fully prepared to call the police wtf is her problem

    pfeils wife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should... should this be illegal?

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    #35

    My Wife Said There Were “Too Many Chocolate Chips” In These Cookies So She Picked Around Them…

    My Wife Said There Were “Too Many Chocolate Chips” In These Cookies So She Picked Around Them…

    theherz456 Report

    Jason Boyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your wife just massively increased the proportion of chocolate in the remaining choc chip cookie? What an awesome lady!! I want one!

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many chocolate chips in cookies is a meaningless phrase.

    Just-4-2day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will make a great ice cream topping now.

    Ms. Mack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll bet she's friends with the cheesecake cutter...

    JLo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be an alien, definitely not a human!

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m with the wife. I hate it when chocolate chip cookies have too much chocolate chips. I want mostly cookie, not chocolate chips. They’re even worse when it’s all melty and hot.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Too many chocolate chips"? That phrase makes zero sense. Also, what she did to the cookes is beyond rude to anyone else who might have wanted to eat a treat that she hadn't pawed over and mutilated.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you can have too many chips in chocolate chip cookies. If there is more chops than cookie, I think the chips would over whelm the cookie part.

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    #36

    My Wife Adding Pistachios To The Mixed Nut Jar

    My Wife Adding Pistachios To The Mixed Nut Jar

    itchy_buthole Report

    Sandella
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get what's wrong with this one, is it because they have to be shelled first?

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine going for a handful of nuts, throwing them in your mouth, then crunching down to discover this...

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    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pistachios are the best nut!

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But these are shelled. If they were unshelled. I would say okay.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they were unshelled, I would say okay.

    BWC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do sell shelled pistachios 🤦🏻

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    #37

    My Wife Only Takes A Few Bites Of An Apple And "Saves The Rest For Later"

    My Wife Only Takes A Few Bites Of An Apple And "Saves The Rest For Later"

    MethIsntCool Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's 'be cider' of joy for doing this?

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut the bite part off and they should be good.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife does that with Watermelon.

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tupperware with lid, cover apple with water/lemon juice mix. Will prevent browning.

    #38

    I Bought A Fancy 5k Monitor (Lg Ultrafine 27”) For Myself, But My Wife Liked It So Much She Asked For It. Here’s How She’s Using It

    I Bought A Fancy 5k Monitor (Lg Ultrafine 27”) For Myself, But My Wife Liked It So Much She Asked For It. Here’s How She’s Using It

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    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she think it's a touchscreen? For the love of sanity, stop touching the screen!

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't figure out what I was looking at until I read your comment.

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    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Augh! I hate screen touchers! (edit: somehow BP changed my specific wording 2 days after the fact... concerning)

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell am I looking at here?

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to a previous comment anove, the wife is touching the screen like it is a touch screen. Look at all the fingerprints on the screen.

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    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the blotch stuff? Mold?

    Sami Gene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was assuming dirty fingerprints? But why would she be touching it that much

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    #39

    My Wife Spits Her Seed Shells Into The Door Handle Of Our Car

    My Wife Spits Her Seed Shells Into The Door Handle Of Our Car

    slangin_meds Report

    Szzone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay how is it that the first part of this list was hilarious but the further down I scroll, the more disgusting stuff I see?

    Susan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the ones with the most upvotes are cute/funny jokes or pranks but the ones towards the bottom are just about them being disgusting self-centered slobs.

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    Queeqec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy peeled ones, disgusting problem solved.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than on the floor. The only thing is, probably be a pain to clean out.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it’s on her side.

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn’t she just toss them out? It’s not like it’s plastic or something.

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    #40

    My Wife Sits And Eats All The Marshmallows Out Of The Lucky Charms And Puts The Barren Cereal Back In The Pantry

    My Wife Sits And Eats All The Marshmallows Out Of The Lucky Charms And Puts The Barren Cereal Back In The Pantry

    ontimpaul Report

    NonFiltered GoldFish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I’ll get downvoted, but I don’t care for the marshmellows

    clairebear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are too old for Kids cereal.

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s so selfish. They sell bags of just marshmallows on Amazon.

    BarBeeGirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I have lucky charms, I eat all the cereal first and save the marshmallows for the end

    Mega-Ladonna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to do this with Cap'n Crunch with Crunch Berries growing up. Thank God for Oops! All Berries!

    featherytoad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, I wouldn't be able to stop myself from doing this.

    tracy black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one i understand i do the same thing if you have a big lots where you live they sell bags of just the marshmellows

    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    search amazon for Medley Hills Marshmallows - buy a bag of nothing but the good stuff for them!

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