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To become a doctor you have to spend four years of your life in medical studies, then 3 to 7 more in residency, before finally getting your license. To endure this much of student life, you either have to be really determined, a little bit coo-coo, or have a dark sense of humor to numb the stress that comes with being a soon-to-be doctor.

With so many years spent pursuing a career, many funny stories and medical jokes are bound to be accumulated. And since people say that laughter is the best medicine, we have compiled a list of the best doctor memes from all around the internet. And who among us hasn’t had a memorable visit to the doctor? You get poked, prodded and asked some pretty bizarre and invasive questions.

Well, what happens when you combine these uncomfortable stories with the less than memorable faces on stock photos? Hilariously funny memes. Yes, our collection of photos below will have you chuckling from the waiting room to the exam room. From horrifyingly expensive doctor’s visits to awkward questions, it's all there. Scroll down below to see the comedic side of all the things about going to the hospital you never thought could be funny. There's also a good chance, that if you yourself are a doctor, you'll find these funny memes about work very relatable.

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These 93 Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine If You Need A Laugh (Warning: Some Are Really Dark)

These 93 Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine If You Need A Laugh (Warning: Some Are Really Dark)

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need universal healthcare in Australia, everything that lives there either has sharp teeth, too many legs and is hungry or a kangaroo will kick your face off ;)

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Are You Going To Save Me?

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Marti
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad, but please upovote it to improve people's common sense :-)

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Dying From Curiosity

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Kjorn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yep they're like: instead i'll get urine injection and eat 3 pineapple a day

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Marti
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, this is genius!!! Is there anyone who can answer a few questions about this? Like - do the bottles have bottoms cut off or not? How deep in the pot are the tubes? All the way down or the middle? :-D I want this!!!

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Nurse Jokes

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best way to get the Dr. to your room is start picking your nose.

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Perfect Coincidence

Perfect Coincidence

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Who Needs Doctors Anyway

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the "You can't get pregnant at night coz the sperm is sleeping"

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I'm going to be tempted to say this next time I go and get my eyes checked.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True story. Doctor: "You need cataract surgery. That'll cost about $8000." Friend: "I don't have health insurance." Doctor: "Oh, well, in that case, it'll cost about $500."

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The Cappy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The reasons: 1) They're taking a certain amount on the chin, 2) Insurance does pay that billed amount (insurance and Medicare invented that game, not the doctors), and 3) That reduction partly reflects the 'Oh thank God, we don't have to fight insurance over this' discount.

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Richard Samul
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True story: head-on motor vehicle accident at 35 MPH. Airbags deploy, head injury, ambulance to the hospital. Had 2 doctors and 5 nurses in my room, orders flying about, and then registration showed up. Everyone (and I mean all the doctors and nurses) fell silent when I told the registrar that I didn't have insurance. Slowly, they all found reasons to leave the room. Orders were quietly cancelled. The Physicians Assistant came in, put 5 staples to close the head wound (with no anesthetic), and I was walked (!) to the door of the hospital and left to fend for myself. This is the reality of health care in the US without insurance. I have migraine headaches now, and my doctor thinks it's due to this injury.

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The Cappy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m curious to know where that was. In the several US hospitals I’ve worked over the years you’ll get the same care whatever your insurance is. I personally don’t even look. I just hand the billing to my people and hope for the best. OTOH, since Obamacare became the law of the land, you were legally required to get insurance but apparently you didn’t. And now you’re complaining about the consequences. But let me introduce you to another places. I’ve been in countries of the former Soviet Union. Go to the hospital and DREAM of 2 doctors and 5 nurses seeing you. Dream of one doctor seeing you without a bribe. Go try and have a baby without bribing the nurse and the doctor both. They’ll leave you in the hall to have it yourself. But then they’ll brag about the low low “official” cost of having that baby. Also, that one doctor who sees you after the bribe? How good is he or she? I’ve met people who quit being doctors to become secretaries because of the pay.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In US, roads are free, schools are free, fire trucks at a burning house are free... Oh wait! That's all paid for by _taxes_! Universal healthcare in the US is not scary--it would just be an extension of what we already have in our country, infrastructure provided by taxes!

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Lola
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since my health insurance at work doesn’t cover vision (go figure), last year I paid $150 out of pocket for my eye exam. This year I decided to pay for vision insurance. Went to the doctor for the same exam and insurance was billed $270. Hmmm.

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why not
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when i didn't have insurance i was required to pay the bill in full. insurance gets billed 1000 pays 85 and the biller smiles and says thank you.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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ispeak catanese
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No doctor's ever made such eye contact or shaken my hand this way. Stock photo!

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rustic raven
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry guy but let me know if there is anything else that I can help you with ;=]]

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Joyce Berman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry for the messed up message previously. Many doctors do reduce fees for patients who need a surgery but have no insurance. I don't think hospitals do that though. However, hospitals and staff doctors do work on patients who have no insurance and no money at all. They just don't get paid even if it's a four-hour surgery.

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Joseph Brzezinski
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is because when the doc charges $8000, the insurance pays $500...

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Americans *shakes head* okay sorry that is very stereotypical lots of Americans are nice sorry ;) but their president many would agree slightly doggie :)

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Ellis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So you think people who can't afford healthcare because of a f*cked political system IS funny? You are one heck of a weirdo!

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Ellis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once met a doctor who had a very neat handwriting, I gave her a very puzzled look when I saw her note and she just replied "people always look at me like that when they see my writing"

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Found my meme. This is me, as a migraine patient who nearly havent found the right medication who works and need to go to the hospital every 2-3 times a month.

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16 Hour Shifts

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I went for a 72h straight shift. Couldnt bare the sunlight afterwards. Everything was funny to look at, even stoplights

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Don't Go There Then

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Lola
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try getting an Advil at the emergency room and being changed $200.

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Ian Osmond
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just finished an EMT class. One of the things we learned is that ambulances handle like big, top-heavy box trucks with terrible suspensions that are filled with fragile things like EMTs and patients. And rolling your ambulance over is negatively correlated with patient outcome. The things handle terribly, have no visibility, and are driven pretty much constantly. Also, most other drivers seem unable to see giant box trucks with flashing lights and sirens on them, and most EMT fatalities happen when you're going through a red light with lights and sirens on and someone fails to notice that fact and T-bones you. Most NON-fatal career-ending injuries happen when you lift with your back instead of your legs.

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Good News And Bad News

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Not You Though

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What Should We Call It

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Very Positive Tests

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually saw someone on Facebook thinking that her HIV test being positive was a good thing.

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Med School

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reach out and smack the dopamin with a left while touching happiness with your right.

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Just Like My Cell Phone

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Maria Campbell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, mine says, Please leave, all too complicated. Or at least pay me more money, then it is a good disease.

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