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You never know what you’re going to come across online. One moment you’re watching an adorable video of puppies playing with one another, and the next, you’re reading about another tragedy in the news. One surprisingly entertaining corner of the internet, however, is the comments section. Comments on videos, articles, social media, they’ll never let you down. And no one knows that better than the members of the Cursed Comments subreddit.

Below, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious, eyebrow-raising posts from this community that might leave you speechless, so be sure to upvote your favorites and remember to always read the comments!

The internet seems to have an obsession with all things “cursed”: photos, foods and of course, comments. The Cursed Comments subreddit has only been around since April 2018, but it’s already amassed an impressive 3.3 million members, or “cursed individuals” as they refer to themselves. The community has been deemed the “worst subreddit” by Youtuber Pewdiepie, a badge they wear proudly, and their ‘about community’ section states that the group is for “comments that strike the reader into oblivion.”

“Upon seeing a cursed comment, your first reaction should be along the lines of ‘What the F$k did I just read??’ while leaving you speechless at the same time,” the about section goes on to explain. “Incomprehension of the comment just read, or the blatant gruesomeness of it should be enough to not only make you feel mystified but also to draw a smile on your face.” So no, pandas, you might not understand or agree with how all of the comments on this list came to be, but we hope they cause some sort of emotional reaction within you. And without further ado, we present the cursed comments!

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This wild subreddit doesn’t have too many rules, as cursed comments can encompass a wide variety of content, but they do have a few guidelines to keep the community in check. First of all, reposts and duplicates will be removed. “Try your best to post new content, and be understanding if someone beat you to it,” the moderators write. Copypasta cursed comments are also banned, as they like to limit the posts in the sub to original content. If any cursed comments are NSFW, they must be appropriately marked as so, and the moderators note that members must refrain from being jerks. Bigotry such as racism, homophobia, transphobia and misogyny are not welcome here. This community may be cursed, but it’s not cruel.

There are also a few accounts who post “staged” cursed comments that are banned. These cursed comments shouldn’t come from anyone looking for shock value; they should be unexpected and spontaneous. You can’t share you own cursed comments in the sub, and the comments must fall under the “cursed” guidelines set by the mods. Deepfried memes are also not welcome in this community, and all posts must begin with the word “Cursed”.  

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Cursed Decision

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Cursed Offer

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Loverboy
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once, my sister received a very creepy doll. She kept it for a few days before deciding she couldn't stand it, and threw it out. I grabbed it and over the next week would place it around her room, until I got caught. May have gotten in trouble but it was worth it.

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Lucky for us, Bored Panda has previously been able to get in touch with some of the moderators of Cursed Comments, who were kind enough to shine some light on how this subreddit began in the first place. Back in 2020, we had a chat with the creator of the subreddit, who shared, "I founded the subreddit a while back. I actually was going through some memes posted on Reddit and saw a response to a somewhat... ‘fitting’ comment that would be right at home with CursedComments. In a response to the comment, someone joking posted r/CursedComments. I was intrigued and when I clicked on it, the subreddit didn’t exist, so I created it because I thought it was super good."

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Cursed_ohio Sewer Division

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Cursed_organs

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Loverboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cut off my arm just to show my other limbs I won't tolerate broken bones.

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Cursed_driver

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David Martin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I drive a hearse, and have the same experience; Suspicions have developed in my mind

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The founder went on to tell Bored Panda that they wish they had been clever enough to come up with the name for the community, but once it was created, their only focus was making it a “great experience” for everyone involved. It was first “a sort of ‘self-test’ for breaking into the online space,” they explained. “I began posting [comments] and was loose with the rules to engage content creation and made sure to comment on every post to maximize community engagement.”

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Over time, however, the moderator team has had to implement rules to keep the community in line, which is perfectly understandable when you’re dealing with literally millions of Redditor at once. "Posts became more strict, more clear guidelines were established, and branching ‘wings’ such as an Instagram account and discord were set up, both of which still operate,” the founder previously told Bored Panda, going on to note that the subreddit faced some difficulties in the past due to the “sensitive nature” of some of its posts. Today, however, with a great mod team and clear rules, the community is a great place to simply enjoy funny comments (with some dark humor sprinkled in) and relax. 

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Cursed_memory

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Beck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husbands uncle lives with us. He has dementia. All he does is go outside to smoke and refill/pour out his coffee. Rarely drinks it. When he sees his cup he assumes it is old and it is annoying but whatever. The things that gets me is he hides his cigarettes.(he is one of two "crazy uncles" that lived together their whole life, never married, never really had a home until he came and lived with us) anyway he is the only person in the house that smokes. He hides them in his pillow, in his socks, waistband, trees, we have a car that does not run well and he is always digging in its looking for them. I finally locked it a week ago. He did not like that.

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Cursed MRI

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jode Cassen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Paramedic here. I had a patient once with pica she ate metal as well when I went to pick her up I handed her a gauze for the blood on her mouth ...she ate it

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We were also able to get in touch with the moderator team one year ago, the last time we featured this wild subreddit on Bored Panda. One of them had a chat with us about why they believe the community has been so successful. "I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the moderator shared. "It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."

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Cursed_bite

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Loverboy
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a post with 5 different app UI's. The infinity gauntlet is almost complete, we have Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Bored Panda, now we just need the sixth.

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Cursed_request

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Loverboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's actually a big problem for Disney. Worst part is, the ashes are usually just swept away and thrown out.

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"They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless,” the moderator previously told Bored Panda. And that’s totally fine with us, because we’re just here looking for entertainment. As with cursed images and food items, not everything needs an explanation. As long as it gets a reaction out of us, it satiates that bizarre part of us that’s fascinated by what shocks us and confuses us. 

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Cursed_adoption

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Loverboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does "Marine" matter? It'd be the same with anyone else.

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Cursed Vegetables

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Loverboy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I'm ever in a vegetative state, I want my life support turned off. That'd be hell.

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"Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the moderator previously told Bored Panda. "It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible." And it looks like the community isn’t going anywhere any time soon, as it continues to grow and share more and more outrageously cursed comments with the world!

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Cursed A**

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Cursed_lifespan

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Alexandra Davis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nick needs serious psychiatric help at this point, his supporters are just as crazy and encourage him. Saw a video where they were talking about him and he asked his supporters if he was fat and the comments were shocking: "skinny is just a concept" "skinny is dangerous, you're healthy" etc It's almost like assisted suicide

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Are you feeling cursed after reading all of these comments, pandas? If this list has taught you anything, I would guess that it’s to always remember to check the comments section. You seriously never know what you will find! Keep upvoting the pics that you find most hilarious or surprising, and feel free to leave us your own cursed comments down below (as long as they’re family-friendly, please). Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s last article featuring the Cursed Comments subreddit, you can find that piece right here!

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The Original Bruno
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait... what does Tamiflu have to do with vaccines? And how is a child's death a foreseeable comeuppance for avoiding a drug that is used only for the first two days after exposure? I mean God I hate the false information pumped out by people opposed to traditional vaccines, but this just seems like someone showhorned a tragic event into something it was not. Here's a kicker: Tamiflu is contraindicated for people who have already received vaccines.

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Luna Crow
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually pretty cute, they could've been a lot meaner

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Sebby's Mama
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm vegan and I hate people like this! No one is going to stop consuming milk/eggs/meat just because someone is blocking them. You can't force someone to change their diets simply because you don't approve. All these people are doing is feeding the ongoing stereotypes that vegans are insane. Very similar to religious nutters who think they can scare you into believing in God, so you don't go to hell 🙄

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Tamra
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed. I see stuff like this and sigh. I understand the motivation, but this has the opposite effect they're going for.

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Fat Harry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Juat push past them. It's not like they'll have the energy to fight back.

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Monday
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah but pushing means they can screech assault in high pitched voices that hurt our ears. Just grab a couple of packs of meat and stand uncomfortably close to them with said meat until they back off and let you at the milk.

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crowspectre (he/they)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know I'm a d**k but I'd have the urge to eat a hamburger very slowly in front of them

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Red PANda (she/they)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LISTEN UP PEOPLE!!!!! YOU have a right to your OWN opinion. If you want to be vegan, be vegan. If you’re against abortion, don’t get one yourself. If you want to be Christian, be Christian. BUT!!!!! OTHERS have a right to THEIR OWN opinions too! FORCING YOUR BELIEFS ONTO OTHERS IS WRONG. It’s that simple :(

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Biscuitbot
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have the right to our own opinions as long as those opinions aren't causing harm to others, right? I don't believe talking about our 'rights' is an appropriate argument for completely stripping another living being of theirs.

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Jan Rosier
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't mind forking out some money to buy some kind of meat and start randomly slapping their faces with it. Turkey drumstick would do the trick I guess.

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Tshawne
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would reach around them, and see how many I could "accidentally" hit in the head with a milk jug.

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Kitten Dog Mom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I need3d milk or half and half for my coffee I would politely say excuse me, and reach for what I needed. The first hand put on me would result in a very LOUD scream of rape! And see what happens. I am also a to each his own type of person but don't stop me from purchasing things cause of your tastes.

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Monarch cat lady
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd step right over them they touch me I fall down and start screaming I'm gonna sue

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Red PANda (she/they)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They are on private property though. Couldn’t they technically just call security and kick them out, ban them from the store for disrupting customers?

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Best Behave
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No you can’t “kick” them out. You can ask them to leave, but they don’t have to do what you say. You can call the police, who would then have to assess the situation and decide what action to take if any based on strict legal principles - ie not whether Lord Safebury is able to sell a few less pints of milk on that particular Tuesday. As they were not violent or threatening, and if no other crime were taking place, I would think the police vote would be to let them get bored , they’ll go eventually.

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It's ame Mario
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would literally just roll my cart over these crazy people. I mean really the milk has already been milked and pasteurized. If you block it it's just gonna to go to waste....how does that help anything....also cows literally need to be milked...or they get sick and are in extreme pain...so not sure how helpful they are being certainly not to the cows

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Fly_Agaric_Frog
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't they get arrested for that? They are blocking people from getting their food and preventing the store from making sales.

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Best Behave
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. Peaceful protest is largely protected in the uk ( but maybe not for long) . Nobody starved and no businesses went under. Arrest would Have been ridiculous in that circumstance.

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OmBoyGanesh
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the same whiney snowflakes that protest bullying and fascism, yet the irony of impeding on another human being’s free will is completely lost on them. (Edit: I’m a pinko liberal a little left of Marx, and wholly support people making healthy lifestyle choices. Just stay TF out of my business.)

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Best Behave
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah you’re not. If you were a pinko liberal you’d be supporting people’s right to peacefully protest, even things you disagree with. They didn’t prevent people doing anything.

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Phoenix(or nix)they/them
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine was definitely not blocked by them. I'll probably be dead by the time he decides to come back with that milk, which means it's probably expired.

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Biscuitbot
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yet again, another reasonable, polite and thought-provoking comment expressing an alternate opinion is downvoted into oblivion. 🤦‍♀️ "I’m vegan and although I don’t agree with that method (counter productive) I don’t hate those individuals. I don’t know them, I’ve never met them. The most we can say about them is that they’re talking direct action against one of the key drivers of climate change. What are you doing, and is it effective?"

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caitlyn bollinger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I won't touch them but watch me stand over them with my crotch in their faces while I pick out milk

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Verena Fiori-Jambor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@Sebbys Mama: „All these people are doing is feeding the ongoing stereotypes that vegans are insane.“ is exactly happening in the comments

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Best Behave
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@verena yeah, b@stads. That’s the right wing press’ job! Come over here, taking our jobs, drinking our oat milk. Hanging’s too good for em!

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Kat Lyle
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Block me and watch what happens when I lean over you, you push me and go down for assault.

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A few years back there were these absolute MORONS at Trader Joe's holding up signs in front of the milk case with pictures of cows that said "We Want to Live" & "Milk is Murder". Are you f*cking kidding me? And ya'll claim to ONLY breast feed your crotch goblins. 'K

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Margaret Weaver
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mammals against milk. Honestly, this species deserves everything that's happening to it. New level of ashamed at being the same species as these entitled Karens.

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General Ratto
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i eat twice the meat so that I cancel out the effects of a vegan

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Trinity Christie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooof... (extremist) vegans need to realize that it is in no way unnatural for people to eat meat (as long as it's prepared correctly ofc, raw meat can cause lots of problems for your body), non-vegans need to realize that not all vegans are extreme and forceful, and EVERYONE just needs to realize that we can't try and dictate what or who other people like. "You don't eat meat? Okay, cool, I'll make sure to make something different for you at the cookout." "Thanks for inviting me to dinner, I'll just have what you guys are having, not eating meat for one night isn't going to kill me." It's literally that simple. Civil conversation and respect is the way to go, 100%. TALK about your differences of beliefs and give reasons why you believe that to help others understand, don't just yell at them that "they're insane" or "poisoning their body with meat" or whatever.

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peithecelt
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah I'm walking right past them even if I don't need any, I'm buying milk, this is ridiculous...

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Omima mimi miki
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dude i would take a big jug of whatever thick substance i could find and throw it on them....then buy 10 milks just for the sake of it, i hate people like this so much... if i want milk i want milk..... i don't think i need to force my taste buds to eat everything f*****g organic ...

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Lynn Morello
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would not stop me from getting milk from there. It would be, Touch me and you will have regrets.

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Doug Rebertus
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Straddle them and get your milk anyway. Maybe one's business in their face will change their minds.

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Shannon Hawks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you want to be vegan that's fine. blocking food from people who want it deserves a b***h slap.

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Clearly sunny
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would grab that milk open it and pour it on their f#*king heads!

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Philly Bobcat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just step on their heads, grab milk, step on heads again, hey! MILK!!

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Rizzo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Letting it go to waste isn't a good solution. It's like killing an animal and throwing it in the trash.

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RiceRiceBaby 929
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you have nothing better to do and you want to make others as miserable as you.

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sally
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like those ladies might need some iron supplements

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Gg
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I ain't got time for this. I'm getting my milk so watch out for footprints.

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Nikki Gross
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't you come between a Southerner and our milk. That's a staple in our house because we need it to make our gravy to go with our fried chicken, chicken fried steak or biscuits and gravy. It's sacrilege to have any of those without some good ol' country gravy and anybody who tries to say different is crazier than a bedbug.

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Ronna Black
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good way to get stepped on and hit in the head with my cartons of milk. j/s

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Steve Robert
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd get a group together where we are eating cheeseburgers and just stare at them while eating

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Mike Y
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just walk up and say, "Excuse me, I accidentally left my keys on that shelf."

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Doodles1983
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d ask them to pass me some soya milk. Pretend it’s the wrong type, “I’m sorry, if you shuffle I can get the right one.” 99% sure they would move given intelligence levels of this type of “protester/fanatic”, put it back and pick up regular milk.

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Nikki Sevven
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The grocery store needs to remove them, or call the cops. I don't care what your beliefs are, they don't entitle you to create a public hazard for others. Someone could trip and get seriously hurt (or die, if they hit their head just right). You're entitled to protest; you are NOT entitled to endanger others.

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Best Behave
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Peaceful protest causes deaths due to trip hazard. Fack me are you having a laff??

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Troy Parr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Again we see the stereotype. How do you recognize a Vegan? You don't have to try, as they will always tell you they're a vegan.

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New Everywhere
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing against vegans (that's a weird stance to have anyway) but these ladies look hungry as hell. Imma just scooch you on over and get my milk

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Red PANda (she/they)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Referring to the situation or the look of the protesters? I have a feeling you may be being wrongfully downvoted here.

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DCD
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would send me overboard. I'd still reach over or around and lose my mind if one tried to physically stop me. This nonsense is just going to cause jail time for people.

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Best Behave
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could have done. They aren’t preventing anyone from getting the milk.

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Paul Gerrard
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would be a challenge. How to get milk and break as few bones as possible...kidding. dont care how many bones

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Nancy Lynch
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you don't get away from my milk, I will get raw hamburger meat and drop it in your laps! Don't like it? Then stay out of my way. You eat what you want and I'll eat what I want.

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Vicki Cunningham
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These people are like pro-lifers. Everyone in the world must believe like they do. How could it possibly affect you what other people do? I will never understand why you just can't mind your own effing business.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@vicki an environmental protest in a commercial setting is not quite the sames harassment of individual women needing health care. I’d suggest getting things in perspective

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only decent thing about is that they'll all die long before me...

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unlikely. Vegans have less chance of cancers and heart disease, among a myriad of other health benefits that come with cutting out meat and dairy.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i originally thought i'd like to kick one of them in the face and grab the milk but , a better idea is to trick them and say excuse me i want to get some of that almond milk or soy milk and then when they move pull an old switcheroo and then shove my finger in their face.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So your response to a peaceful protest that doesn’t inconvenience you in the slightest - you could reach over and get your milk, they weren’t stopping people so no “tricking “ needed - is to kick a woman in the face, or shove your finger in a woman’s face. And yet vegans are militant extremists….

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Humans evolved while eating meat. Increasing our ability to hunt drove our innovation. Humans didn't climb to the top of the food chain by grazing. Eating meat is far from unnatural, most of the species that have evolved on Earth were meat eaters with claws to tear and teeth to rend. Nature is brutal we live in a universe were galaxies cannibalize one another and gravitational singularities dine on all. Veganism is extremist behavior equal to religious extremists.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people don't want to eat meat. If they aren't affecting you, I don't see the problem. The only people I would equate to religious extremists are those who try to push their views onto others. Yes you get the insufferable 'im a veeegan' types but you also get the 'veeegans are unnatural and they make me angreee' types.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People have a right to peacefully protest. Retaliating by hurting them or oppressing them just proves their point about people oppressing them, or about something being harmful and why it should be stopped. Also, you may have some legal problems to deal with. They have a right to peacefully protest, you don’t have a right to punch people, so you might be the one that ends up in trouble.

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Out of the way lesbians! This isn't your sour milk!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recently read a reddit thread about hamster deaths and I have never laughed harder in my life

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was playing a game where you control different nations and I chose Germany then someone playing Japan joined and I sent an ally request, my message was "let's get the old gang back together"

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For y'all that don't get it, Pizza Hut's slogan is, "No one out pizza's the hut.". Joshua out pizzaed the hut.

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Remember ladies, make sure your flamethrower and vibrator are different colors.

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