There’s a lot of bizarre and funny content out there on the internet. But when those two genres overlap, you get something special—in the most confusing and amusing way possible!
Today, we’re featuring some of the wittiest and most peculiar pics and memes from the r/What and r/strange subreddits, which might raise more questions than they answer. Scroll down for a good dose of fun. And if these pics make you say, ‘What?’, then know that you’re in good company.
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How Is That Even Possible???
What forbidden math do you have to do for this to happen? Divide by zero?
That would be such a simple photoshop that I am confused why anyone believes it's real.
Because it's cute, something a stand up comic would use. I don't believe anyone is suggesting it's real.
Load More Replies...This would happen to me, because at work sometimes I will open the calculator to add 2 and 2, work brain no worky.
One relatively recent tip - turn your phone sideways and you'll see more calculator functions.
Are There Crocodiles On The -2 Floor ?
It's a visual cue to remember which floor you parked your car. easier to remember Crocodile then -2
There is a mall in FL where a voice follows your for 100 yards: You were entering through the white Seahorse entrance. Then you get to the main section.
Load More Replies...It's a visual icon so you remember which floor you parked, easier to remember Crocodile then -2
I Have Questions
The bears are definitely willing to eat our pets.
Load More Replies...that's nothing. my husband started to Google something that started with 'do women' and the first option was 'do women p00p'
What was he googling and how does it compare tho lol
Load More Replies...This actually does pop up in my google when I start to type it in. I do love the AI overview answer from Google though: No, bears cannot smell Wi-Fi. Wi-Fi signals are electromagnetic waves, not scents, and therefore not detectable by a bear's sense of smell. Bears rely on their powerful sense of smell to locate food, identify predators, and navigate their environment. While bears can detect a wide range of scents, including those from food, toiletries, and even through sealed containers, Wi-Fi signals are not within their olfactory capabilities.
Virality isn’t something that you can predict with ease, even if you can control some aspects of it. There’s a humbling element of luck at play. You can never quite know what’s going to go viral. However, if you’re consistently posting quality, relatable, engaging, punchy, and innovative memes, sooner or later, you should be able to grow your online following.
Forbes notes that virality is linked to content that encourages engagement, which then triggers network effects, where one person’s involvement pulls in others, too. “Viral memes don’t just ask for your attention, they compel you to react—through a comment, a share, a remix. They tap into a human need to belong, to connect, and to feel part of something bigger.”
Why. What
They're a lovely Easter egg! My favourite one is "Caution: not suitable for horses".
Load More Replies...Grade doesn't refer to age group, it refers to the mark boundary. A top score is a 9; a bottom score is a 1. People are entered at a level whereby they can achieve either a 9 - 5 or a 5 - 1 (higher or foundation) based on ability. This book covers all abilities.
Load More Replies...What Is Human Ham?
No those only go with liver and a nice chanti
Load More Replies...Frog Cult?
These are toads, Houston toads to be precise. Endangered.
Load More Replies...The r/What subreddit has been around for ages. First created in November 2008, it currently boasts 251k members and ranks among the top 1% of all online groups on the site by size.
Meanwhile, r/strange is also a very old community on Reddit, with its roots stretching all the way back to February 2009. This group has 132k members and is active to this very day, just like r/What.
My Mom Found This On Her Roof This Morning
Because that's what she sees when she looks out the window.
Load More Replies...It's not really a foot PRINT XD If it were a print, it'd be indented all throughout. You can see the snow in the "middle" of the print is not indented/smashed down. Thus, this is either VERY coincidentally-shaped snowmelt, or someone "drew" a foot outline in the snow as a prank XD
Load More Replies...I've Never Seen This Many Vultures!!!
Looks like they changed their number but the vultures kept on calling
Yup. They're just waiting for Aunt Marjorie to fall and break her hip on that sidewalk the landlord hasn't fixed.
Load More Replies...It means the apartments have terrible insulation and the roof is very warm. Turkey buzzards love to sit in the sun, and you can always find them perched on chimneys and the houses that have the darkest shingles or the ones with the least insulation (leaking the most heat).
Oooo, above the white window, are those ventilation units?? Someone might, uh, wanna call a welfare check...
I believe someone on here once said that they're attracted to the scent of propane or natural gas or something, so it might signal a gas leak.
Because natural gas is odourless it has methanethiol added, which is a gas that is also produced by decomposing flesh. It's the methanethiol that attracts vultures to gas leaks.
Load More Replies...If that was a Nursing or Retirement home, then that would be fūcking hilarious.... Oh yeah, I'm so going to hell.
Check Out This Lizard With Three Tails My Wife Found On Her Car Today
A lot of reptiles/amphibians have abilities to regenerate limbs. This went a bit haywire, I think.
I thought maybe they're old skins where shedding wasn't completely succesfull. But giving the state of the tails, your explanation is more likely. Nature is wild 😎
Load More Replies...Looks like it's shedding and the skin appears as extra tails. Green Anole, probably in Florida (maybe north Florida judging by the pollen).
According to the friendly group of moderators running r/What, their community is meant to be a place for all things that are confusing, often “in a humorous manner.” To keep the quality of the content as high as possible, the mods ask all the members to post just photos and videos, avoiding text. However, if you’d like to provide a bit more context, you can post any relevant links in the comments.
What Is Going On With This Egg?
Google says, "A wrinkled eggshell on a fresh egg indicates a potential issue with the hen's shell gland or a nutritional deficiency, but it doesn't necessarily mean the egg is unsafe to eat."
Infectious bronchitis will alter a hen's uterus, and cause deformities in the shell. The albumen may be thinner than normal, but nutritionally, the egg should be fine.
Having kept chickens I can say that this happens very occasionally, although it shouldn't be common. Just the hen was under the weather or something. Usually industrialisation of our food wouldn't allow anything not 'perfect' through so we are no longer used to seeing stuff like this.
IIRC, mass produced eggs are examined before boxing them up to see if they have 2 yolks.
Load More Replies...Who The Hell Would Make A Password 255 Characters Long?!
Someone with a good password manager. Which is someone everyone needs. I'm serious, if you don't have one, do it today! I use bitwarden. Although many have 128 character limits on their generators so you'll have to do it twice.
ITA. I feel like I’m punished for all the people who don’t manage their passwords well. Not only do I use a password manager I make excellent passwords.
Load More Replies...My Disney account needed a new password eight characters long so I went for Snowwhitedocsleepysneezybashfulgrumpyhappydopey
You might want it to be the name of your town, like Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu in New Zealand.
There is always Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales.
Load More Replies...(1) https://m.xkcd.com/936/ explains how a password consisting of strings of words can be easy to remember, but long and hard to crack. I've used that method for 5-, 6, or 7-word passwords, and I have hit a few sites' limits, though not 255. (2) Some database systems have interesting size breakpoints, and it might be simply that there was a useful one at 255. (3) I use a password manager kind of thing, so I don't have to remember much.
It shouldn't matter how long your password is. If a website has an upper limit on your password, it means they're storing your password in clear text format. This is a major security flaw. They should be storing a hash of your password. If they use something like bcrypt, the hash will be 72 characters, regardless of the length of the original password.
Load More Replies...Disappointed that I had to scroll this far down to find this comment!
Load More Replies...A long password actually can be easier to remember. Like "ColumbusSailedTheOceanBlueInFourteenHundredNinetyTwo".
Yes, but you need to be a great typist to type that in blind.
Load More Replies...I use phrases, like "IHateThisPlace!2025" but longer. I aim for 32 characters...
What
How was this allowed but a teen got the bomb squad called for making a clock?
It's a Farnsworth fusor - which does produce nuclear fusion, but at a huge power loss. "Nuclear" and "dangerous" are quite separate concepts. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fusor#Underlying_physics
Load More Replies...I want to know who he got to do the machining on this, it certainly wasn't a 12 year old.
It's possible it was mostly made out of off-the-shelf parts. I get a monthly magazine full of adverts for high vacuum scientific gear (don't ask...) much of which looks an awful lot like the stuff in the picture. Off-the-shelf parts would explain why he's had to stand the fusion vessel on a pile of books (look at the right hand photo).
Load More Replies...I just read about this! It was done by a 12 year old boy. He even got into the Guinness Book of Records.
That's the one who went around collecting bits of radioactive material out of smoke detectors, microwaves, etc. He wrapped it all up in foil cylinders to fasion rods of sorts. He noticed an increase on his Geiger counter, riding his bike home and. realized it was going critical so he called for help. I think.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, the r/strange subreddit is a digital space for things that cannot be explained. It is a “community to share strange things that you encounter in your daily life,” whether in photo, video, or text form. Members of this group are encouraged to share a detailed description of what they found to be strange in their posts, especially if it’s not obvious.
However, you shouldn’t go about sharing false information on r/strange, only things that are authentic. If you don’t abide by this rule, you might get banned. Something else to keep in mind is that there’s no place for alien or UFO pictures or videos on the sub. Unless, that is, “it was encountered by you and you have sufficient evidence to share about the incident.”
What
Somebody didn't know you need to bake a pizza on a pan or stone? Is this better or worse than what happened to the person who used a PLASTIC pan (we've seen the result)?
Load More Replies...Please ignore the part of the instructions where they tell you to put it directly on the rack.
Congratulations. You've made a pizza with its own pizza stand. Condolences. You're not going to be able to use it.
What Does This Mean? What Are The First To Second Best F-Words?
Food is one obviously, uh that other one you know the one.... f*ck! both as an exclamation and as a verb so does that make it count as 2 words on the list? or maybe Fart is on the list
I was told that the word *uck stands for fornicating under consent of the King because you had to have the king approve the union- I have no idea if that is really true
Load More Replies...For all of us Irish .. we know the most famous 3 F words as they were drilled into us in History class from our brutal occupation under the English , really brutal they stole our land and kicked everyone out of their houses and moved in. ( that’s an historic fact, not an opinion so don’t come for me) The 3 Fs for Ireland: Free sale, Fixity of tenure Fair rent And this is where the word Boycott originated . (Will be back here during the week for more interesting and historic nuggets )
F E C K (Ireland) it’s polite-ish insense you can say it in the office or to your grandmother. For anyone abroad who would like a bit of Irish humour, Here’s a link. I know I’d love to get links to humour from other countries. It’s sites like this that allows us communicate .joke here is you can’t swear in The Burren so instead of F e ck they say FUP anyone interested in geology or botany.. the Burren is the place for you. https://youtu.be/CRP1pyM7ENY?si=lFsTh3mJYXQtE5Qh
Why is it the 3rd, then the 4th best word? Depreciation of the relationship? or Inflation of expectations in the friendship? Hmmmmm...
What
I've never even seen the show but I know this is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome! XD
As long as it's not Dinkleburg, DIN-KLE-BUUUUURG!!!!!!!
Load More Replies...I was gonna say: working in a fast food restaurant, his day was probably just made
Load More Replies...The employee in the big hat is either well compensated or, well, compensating.
During a previous in-depth interview, Bored Panda reached out to u/CatRosalina, who is one of the moderators running the sprawling r/What online group.
According to her, she had taken over moderating the community soon after it was created, to save it from fading away, after the original creator had abandoned it. This is actually not the only sub she’d saved, as she’d done something similar with r/fourthworldproblems, which is “about people pretending to be cavemen.”
What Happened To My Bar Soap?
According to Reddit - "Commercial soap is milled. Soap is rolled between rollers into super thin sheets then pressed into the familiar bars of dove and ivory and the like. When it absorbs water then dries out the layers in the soap begin to separate, which is what you're seeing here."
Thanks! I've always wondered why that happened the few times it happened to me.
Load More Replies...I always leave my Dove bars in a way that they dry out completely, and this have never happened.
Sedimentary soap, made from thousands of years of alluvial deposits. Check inside for dinosaur fossils.
Soap dries out if not used for a long time, too. I've done this b4...
Thrift Store Find
OK, we can all go home now. No-one's going to top that one today.
Load More Replies...I used to have a problem that I no longer have, by the grace of god i quit taking opiates cold turkey 13 years ago and percocet was a favorite of mine.
Actually I was just wondering the other day, what pharmaceutical companies ended up doing with all of the random promotional items they used to hand out to medical office employees and business associates. Before doing so was outlawed, there was a great abundance and variety of items, from pens to apparel that we always looked forward to getting.
"Keeping the country running since..." (especially if there's a lxative somewhere in between)
I want the hell out of these. Shine them up and sell them to Lil Pump for $5000
What
You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense. Edit: My goodness. The things my brain spits out at 3am. Thank you everyone. Just being silly :)
Billo66 - a masterpiece. I don't know what else to say.
Load More Replies...I’m fairly certain that these words have never been assembled in this particular order in the entire history of the English language. This includes Beowulf.
Oh goodness, this is an ANCIENT meme XD https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like
“I had previously been just a standard member of the sub, when I noticed there was a ton of spam. The sub owner was active on Reddit, but wasn't moderating the sub. I reached out to them in hopes of becoming a mod to help out, and they offered to just give the sub to me. I happily accepted, and immediately went on a cleaning spree,” u/CatRosalina said, opening up to us about the origins of r/What.
So Many Questions About This Grave Marker
Hey, he used to be a man with a stick in his hand (Hoop diddy diddy, hoop diddy do) She used to be a woman with a hot dog stand
FindAGrave has nothing, either! I’m going to bet he worked in demolition and she was a homemaker and excellent chef! Perhaps he fell in love with her because of her cooking or perhaps the reverse is true? There are so many possibilities!
What Is Tri-Sonic Trying To Say?
Apparently this is a thing on Trisonic products! https://medium.com/the-awl/enlightenment-for-less-34f2f80dd4ce
Lakota, you always have the answers! You’re awesome! You have saved me so much time having to Google some of the odder/confusing stuff on BP
Load More Replies...Perhaps this is to divert our attention from the fact that whatever it is, was made in China. Some companies do not like people to know, so they say made in P.R.C. People's Republic of China. This is just another level. LOL
What Does This Say?!
I mean, if you're going to have a thalkstiving, it might as well be a happy one.
"I chose to do so because I felt the sub had potential. It has a very basic name, simply 'what,' which is extremely hard to come by, since most short name subs have already been taken. 'What' is also a very common word, often used to refer to various other kinds of content across Reddit,” she told us earlier.
This Mysterious Goop Leaking From My Bathroom Ceiling
Ectoplasm. Saw an episode of Supernatural just like this! You're about to be kidnapped by a ghost.
Caulk, tar, or some other house-related adhesive that wasn't left to dry properly.
I Wanted To Stay Up The Whole Spring Break
Yeah, this one is a no-brainer. You want to stay awake all night? Take a good nap in the afternoon.
Load More Replies...I tried that during memorial weekend 2003. I started to hallucinate. Not cool.
You’re lucky it was “just” hallucinating. I know someone who did serious, lasting damage to his brain from not sleeping. ,
Load More Replies...We Have A Problem At Work
I had a side job at a major admin office that sold chicken in Maryland. There was some guy who used to do the knuckle shuffle in the urinals... D**n that was gross! They knew who it was and I told my boss. She came in the next day and told him to shake it off at home! I quit before I knew of he stopped.
“Sometimes, people react to images/memes by referencing a sub. So, by keeping the sub clean and appealing with little spam, I feel that the sub could receive exponential growth from people referencing it all over Reddit, and discovering that the sub is worth joining,” she said. “Additionally, I personally feel that keeping subs like this clean and usable does its members a huge favor by keeping their favorite subs enjoyable, like a kind of Reddit community service."
What Is This Thing? Even The Thrift Store Wasn't Sure
Looks like the cat would enjoy it for scratching the itches it can’t reach
Looks like an animal back scratcher. I know my Olde English Bulldogge would love it for that.
I did a Google Lens and no one else seems to know. I tried inverting it and it wasn’t very helpful either. IMG_0269-6...4-jpeg.jpg
A Sofa For What?
Nobody said it was for humans. Plenty of space for turtles.
Load More Replies...Maybe that chair is the result of that incident with the couch
Load More Replies...Hey, don’t kink shame. Some people do like certain positions…..
What?????
Sweeties. My deceased husky (😭) one time when i was sick, grabbed my bag of Halls (throat drop) and placed them into every corner of my house including my shoes. He was and is the best dog ever. We were tight.
I’m sorry he’s gone but you’re lucky you knew him. I had the best dog ever and I miss her so much. She was an Alaskan Malamute x German Shepherd Dog and she’d stash food around the house. It wasn’t for her because she ate almost no human food.
Load More Replies..."While the sub's original purpose was for things that are confusing in a humorous way, some have also used it to answer questions that don't fit anywhere else on Reddit, making this sub an excellent resource for those looking for a quick answer from a decently active community," the moderator shared.
What Were The Last Tenants In This Apt Trying To Warn People About?
I think I can guess this. But the censorship makes this picture pointless.
I'll never stop looking, but the thing about ghost tits is that they're usually invisible.
Suddenly I find myself looking for a new domicile. Address please?
Found In Restroom At Mcdonalds In Costa Mesa, Ca
I mean, it looks like it might be an actual product? XD https://www.fundable.com/graffititech - though I live in Southern California, less than 10 miles away from Costa Mesa, and I've never seen a sign for GT-1 Graffiti Detection Tech anywhere in SoCal XD
Load More Replies...Like at summer camp they used to tell us if we peed in the pool a pink ring would surround us so that everyone knew. (This was back in the 80's so I doubt they had the technology)
But...do you know about the 3 sea shells?? 😎😎🤣🤣
Load More Replies...So if you imitate the hiss sound you’d set it off?? That would be set off non-stop once teenage boys figured that out!! Hahaha
Load More Replies...Watermelon Is Bubbling
That thing is so old, the sugars have started fermenting. On the positive side, watermelon wine!
Worked for a theatrical production that used a watermelon as a prop. It exploded after about 8 weeks.
Oh that's not a good sign. You need to throw that thing as far away from you as possible.
The fizz means it's fermenting and becoming alcohol. Put that in a blender for brunch cocktails.
I’ve heard you can cut a hole in a watermelon and decant a bottle of vodka in to it. I’ve never tried it or heard of anyone who did.
Load More Replies...We can’t wait to hear your opinions, Pandas. Which of these memes made you chuckle the most? Which ones genuinely confused you so much that you wanted to learn more about the context?
Do you typically prefer ‘traditional’ memes where the joke is clear, or do you enjoy a bit of randomness and chaotic energy from time to time? Let us know.
Compared To Not Free????
We lost this debate the second the Florida orange set foot in the white house a second time.
Load More Replies...I think the cost needs to be higher, or too many people will just use them once and then throw them away.
Load More Replies...Gack. It was awful to see his ugly mug again, wasn’t it? I edited his head to add hair to figure out if it was possible that he ever looked better. He did not.
Load More Replies...i see maga is already preparing the citizens for a dictatorship by changing topics in school. Is that the state where its mandatory to say in school that biden stole an election from the orange f*****t ? Just wondering.....
Well. Yeah. Americans aren't free, except in the free = allowed guns metric that so many Americans seem to measure freedom by...
You mean "....that so many white male Republicans seem to measure freedom by" right?
Load More Replies...MAGAs apparently like the dictator model, but most of America rejects it.
Unfortunately, most Americans didn't vote. And the ones that did were majority ignorant with daddy issues.
Load More Replies...White male Republicans may be. The rest of us? Not so much.
Load More Replies...What Me And My Friends Found On Our High School Vending Machine
You have some good pranksters at your school. We would hack the road side signs. Super easy and the passcode was the same on all of them.
Why Would This Need To Exist? Who Is This For?
I played Pathfinder for a while, which is like Dungeons and Dragons. One of the guys in my campaign had a timeout chair for his dice. When you keep getting bad rolls on your dice, you put it in time out for a while :-)
I don't even play these games and I can see the point of a time out chair for your dice!
Load More Replies...As someone who spent their teens and 20s playing pen-and-paper tabletop roleplaying games, this would be a fantastic gift that would make me laugh XD Anyone who has been at the mercy of rolling a die to determine your character's success (or catastrophic failure) at taking a certain action will understand. Sometimes certain once-favorite dice become cursed, or fail you once too often and fall from your favor XD
Had a catastrophic fail, my character was instantly killed in the most stupid way 😭 that die was never touched again
Load More Replies...Anyone who ever played a dice-based game would understand. I heard of someone with more extreme measures. If one die was rolling badly time after time, he'd set down the bad die, put his other dice in a circle around, then bring out his hammer. He explained it as making an example of the bad die that the other dice would never forget.
That's a good idea, I might start doing that as well
Load More Replies...Missed the saving throw at an inopportune moment did you? The chair of shame awaits while you consider your failure.
We have a dice jail, so the people who don't get this one are people who've never played D&D
Found These Numbers In A Small Basement Wine Storage Room. What’s It Mean? A Game?
With all the scribbling, I can't tell how long they were confined. Did they escape?
Load More Replies...I'll go with that one! Sensible explanation, and it won't disrupt my inner peace any further.
Load More Replies...Maybe they had a dart board or some other game like that and those were their scores?
My immediate thought was dart board scores, but wtf couldn’t they use paper or a whiteboard?
Load More Replies...Weird Photo In My Bag, Not Sure How It Got Slipped In There And I Have No Idea Who This Is
You Ok Babe? You've Barely Touched My New Slippers
They should have made them closed toed, making it harder to tell the toes are fake.
I dunno. I feel like the multitude of toes makes it even weirder.
Load More Replies...Excuse Me!! Emo What Now???
It’s so crowded.. Take five minutes just to pick up the utensil you want
Sad to say this is just a brand name. Amazon sells it. Sorry to burst that mystery bubble.
Green Flame. My Maid Cleaned The Burner Using Harpic And Its Producing Green Flame!
According to AI, "A green flame on a gas stove can be caused by a few factors, most commonly related to the gas-air mixture or contamination in the burner."
Harpic is 10% hydrochloride acid. When that evaporates, it leaves chloride salts that burn with different colors based of what metal it reacts with. Copper or barium for example would account for green color.
Just chlorine doesn't cause a green flame. If chlorine-based compounds appear green it's not because of the chlorine (for example copper chloride burns green, because of copper).
Load More Replies...My 8 Year Old Daughter Was Drinking Juice From This Glass And Suddenly The Bottom Just Fell Off. Magic!!! 🤣
Manufacturing defect. My MIL gave me a 4pc set of glasses, and all but one broke like this.
Tie the soaked string around glass. Light string on fire. When glass gets hot, dip into cold water.
Load More Replies...We had the same type of glasses and they would simply shatter on their own. Not good.
I discovered some glass bottoms are glued to the bottle while checking groceries. I picked up a 64 oz glass bottle of purple grape juice and the bottom fell off. Grape juice everywhere.
This is the same scientific concept that lets Fonzi turn a juke box on with a tap.
What
I honestly didn't even notice their hand, until I saw this. What's even more interesting, is that it appears that the OP doesn't have any fingerprints?
Load More Replies...What The F---? How?
My friend and I used to turn the tabs around on the guys beers before handing them out.
Load More Replies...I've done it once, glad to know I'm not the only one!
Load More Replies...Easily, tbh. Pop the perforation with a butter knife or use a can opener.
This used to happen a lot more often. Be glad they've improved production.
This is why everyone should know how to open a can with a Sharpie. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZiOZ6s7Fmy0
Just make sure you've got one of these in your kitchen cupboard 9a2e9137-f...379a4.jpeg
Scam? Found Outside My School On A Power Box
I could see the school posting this on power boxes to scare students from sitting on them. Our teachers would boot us off of them, along with lectures about how dangerous they are.
I Am So Confused
Tell him you’re holding out for the “first-class relic of the tree.”
Pretty much every religion is based on the same thing with different depictions of events described by people who hold power without the proper knowledge and condemn those with knowledge.
Load More Replies...For God so loved the world that He gave His only Son (Jesus) to die on the cross, so that anyone who believes on Him will not die and go to Hell (you will be ALONE there for eternity), but have eternal life with Him in Heaven. (John 3:16) Jesus is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. No one comes to the Father except through Him. (John 14:6)
My only question is, do you actually have a witch friend? Because then, this whole conversation goes to a different level of creepyness.
Interesting Photo I Took Tonight In Kansas City, Kansas
If we take you to our leader, will you take him away with you?
What Does This Mean? 💀
French. Figures. That's from eating all those foamy watermelons.
Load More Replies...I for one say Bring the Bronys back, these new bros are too fascistic
Load More Replies...Maybe you shouldn't have done those last 2-3 searches about moon conspiracies, mah dude
I Don’t Know This Person??? Found On The Drivers Seat When I Got In My Car
She might have gotten into the wrong car. My key opened someone else's car once and loaded all my groceries in on autopilot. I didn't notice until I was about to use the touch screen and looked around and it was suspiciously too clean. I did the same thing and wrote a note I was so anxious.
Several years ago, I accidentally discovered that the key fob from my 2001 Subaru Outback worked on a late 90's Subaru Forester in a grocery store parking lot...didn't try the key, but the remote worked on the locks and alarm. Thankfully neither car was equipped with remote start!
Load More Replies...EAT THE COOKIE. Burn the note. Expect a call within ten minutes from Milo.
I don't think it is actually dirty. I think it's just the plastic on the lever has worn down making it look dirty. Kind of like the candy coating on some kinds of chewing gum, but on a handbrake lever.
Load More Replies...it stuck to your heinie when you sat on it before getting into your car.
Ǵ̸̡̳̭̙̙͖̗̦̳̾̀͜͠ȏ̴̢̺̫̯͖̱̦͚͈̩̝̙̄͜ ̴͇͕͈͇̹̦͖͔̼͌̑̓̃̔̉̆͗͜ͅa̶͇̣͎͎̦͔͖̥̤̽̅̀̄̊͒̃̆̀̀̒ḥ̵͙̪̰̮̯̝͖̞̳̐͐̉̌̅͋͗͘̚ͅę̴̡̬̳̦͙̠̫͑̋̌͛̇̄͗̇̊̾̿͊̀̚͝a̵͕͙̥͖͕̖̳̗̦̝̝͔̣̜̿͌̇̅̅̿́̔͐̀͠͝͠d̷̢̨͓̪̖͑͆̅̾̋̒̓͠͝͠,̸̪̙̬̞̯̏͛́ ̷͇͚̘̙͈̼̈́̒͒͊͑̃̈́̔̈́̔̅͑͜ě̷̢̝̰̟͖̏͌͛̉̎̾͑̔͌̓ͅͅa̷̧̹̼̱̞̠̝̱̼͋͜ͅt̵̗̰̒̃͌͛̏͌͛͝ ̸̨͉͍̦̣̣̯͖̘͍̜̟̌͊̈́͛͗͘t̴̨͎͙͎̖̦̉̔̍̔̈̀͒́͝h̴̗̊ȩ̵̧̧̦̜͕͉̫͓̤̩̟̩̼̒̕ͅ ̴̡̢̺͉̘̘̹͚̹̦͉̥̰̋͠c̴̡̛̬͕̞̟̬̭͎̜̬̺̯͖̤͔̏̈̊͗̈́̄͌̏́̋̾̌õ̵̦͓̪̘̣͈̻͕͔͋̐̌͋̃̊́̐͋͆̕̕o̴̡̤͓̩͖̺̯͉̰̺͛̌͑͊̈̌̾̓̒̕͠ķ̵̩̭̺͓͖̉̌͊̈́̂̇̎͆̽̃̅̕̚͠i̶̮̘͛̊̓̏̉͋͌͗̄̔͑̓̏̚͝ė̵̳̳̮̣̥̈͛̈́̀͋̌͜͠ͅͅ.̸̢̛͖̯̥̰͇̠̘͉͚͕̑̇̽̈́̾̽̽̓ͅ.̶̛͚̦̩̼͖̰͔̼̀̄̇̔͋̕͝.̷̨̝̤͖̤̳̲͕̒̈̃̏̆̌͋̑̐͘͝
The “Names” This Mail Is Addressed To
What Is The Correct Order To Read This?
Without Coffee There Would Chaos & Darkness. The Coffee Beans are supposed to be an Ampersand, I think.
What Does This Random Dm Even Mean 😭🙏
They want you to open your door so they can quickly run through and steal valuables, I think
I thought they wanted the recipient of the text to stroll by them quickly
Load More Replies...I've read this a few times, and come to the conclusion that it means 'scam'
Don't let ne get stuck behind all the slow walkers on the boardwalk or the mall or where ever there are large groups of people.
What Do You Mean "Fruit Flavored"?
They're pacifier wipes. They're made specifically to wipe something that goes in a baby's mouth. Wtf do you think they should be flavored, cod liver oil?
Exactly my thoughts, too. Wouldn't be pleasant if you cleaned them with sanitizer wipes.
Load More Replies...My ex-MIL used expensive scotch. Because she always had some close at hand (usually in a tall glass) and she told me it killed the germs better than soap and water. (eye roll)
Load More Replies...How is this confusing? "Pacifier wipes." For when baby drops it, you can clean it and give it back to them.
We've been using water. Never seen "pacifier wipes" before.
Load More Replies...That unlocked a gross memory of seeing mothers pick up pacifiers from the floor and clean them by putting them in their mouths.
I read that that's actually really good for the baby's immune system 🤷
Load More Replies...I doubt such a product exists in Germany or the Netherlands. They are just rinsed with some water. A person having these at the ready, surely would have a water bottle, too.
They do exist in the Netherlands, Belgium too - in fact, probably in any country the manufacturers of such wipes sell their products. Perhaps they are not used a lot, I don't know about that. The Dutch would probably dunk the dummy in their mouths, tea or just wipe them off, at least that's what people did 10-15 years ago. Or if really dirty, ask for a glass of hot water at a pub to clean the dummy properly.
Load More Replies...Parents who use these are pu**ies. You as the parent LICK the pacifier to clean it and pop it quick back into the baby's face.
On a side note I got a handwritten letter in the mail from a Jehovahs Witness the other day. Complete with a pamphlet. Maybe they gave up getting doors slammed in their faces.
More people just stopped answering the doors at all. But they still feel compelled to "save" your soul, so a letter it is. And they got you to open it -- how often do you get an actual letter in your mail?
Load More Replies...On a side note I got a handwritten letter in the mail from a Jehovahs Witness the other day. Complete with a pamphlet. Maybe they gave up getting doors slammed in their faces.
More people just stopped answering the doors at all. But they still feel compelled to "save" your soul, so a letter it is. And they got you to open it -- how often do you get an actual letter in your mail?
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